Cat Noir Comedy Podcast

Charlie Blunderwedge and Jim Bond fly out to a small apple producing isle to find a missing child in a storyremarkably similar to the old film The Wicker Man; a film so famous that surely everyone must have seen it by now...haven't they?All celebrity voices impersonated.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders."Hegs" written and performed by Matt Sanders, music by Kevin Chilvers.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker has got some lovely apple pies for sale. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A classic tale of meringue-based hauntings. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker went bowling. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Only one man can save publisher Jim Bond when an ancient evil is waiting in the shadows. However, Charlie Blunderwedge must face his faith, wellbeing and hatred of long, boring flashbacks in order to be ready. Please arrive early or be a little late. The exact hand of time is where the Hour Man waits. Beyond the eye, just out of view. The Hour Man counts the seconds for you. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker didn't realise it at the time but now, stood in front of the whole convent, he really could do with a pair of new pants. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In America, songs from a hip-hop band have begun to predict the future and the F.B.I. are tasked to investigate before the release of their new single:Kaboom! (End of the World) Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker enjoys time at his local playground; where he likes to go clockwise round the roundabout, slide down and swing both ways. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For this year's seasonally festive special we were inspired by the Dickens' Christmas tale of ghosts and changing ways. In our version, we've reworked the classic into a modern day story of constantly feeling hassled, and given it a name lifted from an old Bowie movie. This pleased Kev cos he's a massive fan. Matt likes Labyrinth.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is in pantomime somewhere near Clacton. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ian Browdent, a struggling music producer Is auditioning singers for a new commercial when he is offered the chance of a lifetime: an all-inclusive tour of America. However, there is always a catch. Will Ian be able to explain why there are four dead bodies in the street and he is holding the smoking gun? Or is he destined to spend the rest of his life behind bars? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has never killed anyone. But if you purchased a meat pie from his shop on the 4th of September 2015 he is offering 20% off your next purchase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

When Christmas gets rudely hijacked, Kev and Matt take to the road tracking the evil Rick Alanman to The Tachycardic Plaza in London,where Danny Peaks is having the time of his life. Can Kev and Matt save Christmas? No good asking Mr Tunguska... he will never tell. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has a tattoo. Can you find it? Answers on a postcard to Guess GOB's Tats @ Cat Noir Comedy Podcast quiz. Norfolk, UK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has been here before. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it and should anyone even care?Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?Dale Alan digs deeper to find out.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker wears green crocs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Novelist, Charlie Blunderwedge and his friend and literary agent, Jim Bond, are thrown into adventure after discovering mysterious writings on theback of Charlie's new painting. But what does it all mean? And why does a man who looks exactly like Sean Bean care so much?Join Charlie, Jim, and a whole heap of Hollywood characters as they set out on their quest to solve the question no one knew needed answering:What and where is the Pynming August Sun Stone? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker knows... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After a dodgy bet in a rowdy pub; famed explorer Arnold Reinhold-Badgerfur assembles a team to cross the seas and searchfor the mighty, mythical goat sucking Chupacabra. Who'll make the team and who can be trusted? Rum anyone?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is in shock. He's just seen how much a first class stamp costs.Song: Super Chupacabra: Performed by Super Chupacabra with The Supremes (post Diana Ross). I'm not a goat sucker, I'm a goat suckers son. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)If you see me coming I think you better run. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra)People think I'm dangerous but actually I'm fun. (Super Chupacabra! Chupacabra.)Super! Super! Chupacabra I'm just a mythical beast, on my way to a pirate feast. I'm just a mythical beast. I'm coming on your boat looking for goats.(He's just a mythical beast, on his way to a pirate feast. He's just a mythical beast)I bet you jump and float, whilst I suck your goats. Run far! I'm Super Chupacabra!I'm a damn killer / Wearing Charlie by Matthew Zink. I'm gonna blow up your boat. I'm gonna make it sink.Gonna ensure you never leave this island. Explosions is what I have planned. Your boat and my dynamite in a...Sexy! Sexy! Bang, bang, bang, bang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for the Honk's Kitchen.Compiling the semi-final and final of one of the world's most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.Who will win the coveted prize of Head Chef at Honk Romsey's brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker couldn't appear in this episode as he wasn't in the original episodes and does not have a time machine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Compilating Ian and Stella's journey from recording their first album, to the mishaps of not working together and then their musical assault on Vegas.Join us for a love story like no other and music that should never have been recorded due to it's magical qualities.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker loves the work of Tim Bamburner and has one Goldeneye. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flashback with us to when Matt and Kev lost one of the 9 Miss Marple's that live in their cupboard and chased her across the Cat Noir Metaverse.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is missing.No, sorry, that was a typo.Geoff the Baker is massing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's time to count down the top five "True Crime shows of the decade" as presented by Patrick MacNee.The only problem is, Matt's wiped all the tapes.However, the ever resourceful Patrick reveals a unique opportunity for Matt and Kev to finally do some acting. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker would like us to point out that he often appears in the small print for many other podcasts,but he likes the way we treat him with respect and so has renewed his contract to stay in our small print for a further three years.God bless Geoff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Unexpected equine activity causes a big problem in Kev's front room.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Social media management by Laurie Stone.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is here to help, but he's just popped out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Flight instructor Mike Russett starts his morning with a challenging lesson. But, for Mike, today is only going to get weirder… Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers and AI generated episode cover by KC. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Cessna FX provided by "Cheeseheadburger" and "Cask" on freesounds.comGeoff the Baker was here a moment ago. You just missed him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A one-note character, largely known for saying Perkins lots, swears vengeance and justice on the man who wronged her, and will stop at nothing to make things right.Warning: this episode contains themes of revenge and marzipan.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is staying as far away from this episode as he can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jude Baxter works at Hamilton laboratories.His single purpose is to clean up after others and be ignored by his colleagues.One night after hours, he accidentally solves the complex puzzle to life on earth,however, has he just doomed the rest of the world to destruction. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Original artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker doesn't really care for the environment.We caught him releasing raw sewage into our local pond. You don't want the details. #britishcomedy #podcastfantasystories #fullcomedypodcast #shortstoryaudiobook Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hunted by an array of people braying for blood, Danny Peaks has to think outside the box to defeat the ancient sorcerer before he destroys the city. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Magic Mike has been in touch to advise that he has never heard of Geoff the Baker. He does however eat baked items, but only on Thursdays. He needs to maintain his figure. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danny Peaks thought his day couldn't get any worse, but it has.Hunted by the police and now trapped in a disused mine with his family,Danny meets an ancient sorcerer who is in desperate need of a cup of tea. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker would like to point out an error in last weeks synopsis, where we incorrectly stated he doesn't like magic. Apparently that sentence should have read. Geoff the Baker doesn't like Magic Mike. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Danny Peaks is in big trouble. His wife has been kidnapped by bandits and the police want a word. Could his day get any worse? Maybe a visit to his rival Graham, will cheer him up? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker doesn't like magic, but he does like circles. His favourite is a tangent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Marooned at a desolate research station on a planet far, far away and likely fictional, civilian Jeff Bumble takes Star Captain Dick Calhoon through a virtual tour of life on an outpost with no other humans and no contact beyond one affectionate android.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to his disbelief in the planet Nibiru. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Seizing the opportunity to deliver his own podcast, Bill Shyster introduces us to the greatest money-making venture of all time. Warning: DO NOT give this man any money.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker does not appear in this episode due to a long-running dispute with Bill Shyster. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

More gruesome deaths await the third night of the full moon at Bumpkin Manor. Will Kev and Matt survive? Will the identity of the beast finally be revealed? Does any of this even matter? Who knows. Episode four of a four-part mini-series.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker's word is to be taken on a case-by-case basis. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The second day at Bumpkin Manor brings authoritative questions and stupid answers, whilst the second night brings more blood, death, and the return of the beast. But just what is it? A wild animal? Or are far more sinister forces at work? Episode three of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker's word is currently being contested. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Still on the first night of the full moon cycle, Kev and Matt seek answers in the rural Bumpkin Manor; home to an eccentric family of complete and incomplete Bumpkins. Is everyone really who they say they are and what of the beast calling out in the night? Episode two of a four-part mini-series. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is NOT a man of his word. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following the arrival of a mysterious letter, Kev and Matt take to the road in search of Bumpkin Manor,and all the secrets that lie within. Join us for the first episode of a four-part mysterious mystery mini-series,where the words mysterious and mystery are likely to get used far too often.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is a man of his word. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a Christmas tale starring Pink tiger and his faithful butler Burrowing Owl, as they investigate the curious case of the Pale Lemur. Keep the receipt, just in case. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker has made mince pies for the occasion. I wouldn't take one if he offers. You never know. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With the super hero team, "No Quarter," broken into pieces and no closer to finding to the villain known as Dr Dentist. Duke takes charge and starts to connect the dots. What he finds however, will challenge everything he thought he knew. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff The Baker played the Trombone during this episode. Thankfully, many, many miles away from our recording. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Having lost another member of "No Quarter," the super hero team regroup to look for the villain known as Dr Dentist.However, a bigger danger could lay closer to home. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff The Baker recorded a cameo for this episode but his scene was cut. It was a shame as he was excellent. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Time Traveller, Duke Render has been forced into joining the super hero team, "No Quarter." Their mission, to find the super villain known as Dr Dentist. However the team are fixated on a little, old man who lives down the road and only wants a quiet life. Maybe they are looking in the wrong direction? Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . We just want to make it clear; although there is a character called Geoff Baker in this weeks episode, it is not Geoff THE Baker. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who is the mysterious Lacunar Infarct? Is he really a vampire? Or is some other nonsense afoot?Dale Alan digs deeper in the concluding part of this year's Halloween special. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is stuck in traffic. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Why is a single island known as The Ferrero Rocher Isles? Exactly where is it? And should anyone even care? These, and many other questions, are unlikely to get answered in this episode; the first of a two-part Halloween special. Geoff the Baker will be with you in a minute.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After 136 weeks of non-stop cooking action, things are about to get even hotter in the grand final of Honk's Kitchen.Join us for cauliflower, broccoli, and much much more as the last two contestants compete to win the coveted prizeof Head Chef at Honk Romsey's brand new mobile restaurant and burger van: Honkz.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker won't be appearing due to reasons known only to the secret service. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the semi-final of one of the world's most exciting daytime cookery shows, where casseroles and tempers get extremely heated.Disclaimer: no casseroles are featured in this episode. Not one.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker is staying unusually silent this week, so won't be appearing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A surprise visit from Kev's Auntie Mabel and Uncle Fred casts an awkward mood over the podcast.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker might actually be Geoff the Banker. More to follow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kev is busy at the zoo so Matt decides to take a short cut editing the podcast but ends up activating a rather psychotic audio description.Matt needs to go the post office but Audio Description and the local police have other plans.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Adoption piano theme used by kind permission from Migfus20.Geoff the Baker can't play the piano, but is pretty good on the hurdy-gurdy. Or so he says. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mysterious bubble wrapped packages await instructions at the disused Turwzels chocolate factory, as the survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Cat Noir presents the final episode of MISSING Series 2.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast .Geoff the Baker is not interested in World domination as he has cakes to bake. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Billionaire, Alfie Lovechild is working on a special project for the UK police. His robot prototypes have been tested and are due to roll out to all forces across the country. However, one man has worked out how to control the drones and intends to use them for his own gain. Can Alfie stop him?Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast . Geoff the Baker wants to make it very clear that he is not a robot. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Following a lorry leaving a fish market, Danny Peaks meets up with some old friends and finds an curious omen written on the back of a breadboard.Cat Noir presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker would like to point out that we have been pronouncing his name wrong. It's Goff the Baker. Apologies Geoff. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Insert Namher is investigating strange disappearances at a residential home for old actors, where an old friend has come in procession of a rather magical suitcase. This property can not be allowed to fall in the hands of business tycoon Augustus Pennington-Smythe, but he has sent a man to retrieve it. Red Mist, the sworn enemy of the super hero known only as Smoke.Cat Noir Presents MISSING Series 2. Where the plane crash survivors find that life back in the real world, might not be as safe as being marooned on a killer island.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Geoff the Baker has been given notice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Kev and Matt try to celebrate their 50th episode, but no one wants a clip show.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders.Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com -Artwork by Maisie Chilvers.Come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcastGeoff the baker does not appear in this episode due to an urgent order of buns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we spend a day following the lives of workers at one of Britain's most incompetent funeral homes.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker is not a footnote. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The mystery deepens at Restoration Falls, as novelist Charlie Blunderwedge completes his treatment for pinecone phobia and seems to become a brand new man, but at what cost, and why is he acting differently toward his old friend and publishing agent Jim Bond?The secret of the spa is finally revealed in the concluding part of this Cat Noir adventure.Will Charlie and Jim get out alive? And will anyone believe what them if they do?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Novelist Charlie Blunderwedge and his agent Jim Bond take a few well earned vacation days in a secluded health spa hidden in the Swiss Alps. But is Restoration Falls all that it seems? And what exactly are the special treatments that go on there? Join us for the first of a brand new two part Charlie and Jim adventure.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mr Godwin finds a small boy behind his wheelie bin who is so scared he can't talk. Feeling out of options, Mr Godwin calls for help from the one person who knows he can trust above all others. David Hasslehoff!He's in for a shock. Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Social media management by Laurie Stone.Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com - come find us on Instagram @catnoirpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bundy hopes his new invention will keep the rain at bay, so he and Ted can finally watch the night stars. Instead, various corpses seem to be traipsing around outside the observatory, all with a fresh appetite for brains... Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker does not appear in this episode as he does not have an umbrella. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ever had one of those weeks where you get plagued non-stop by mustard? Kev can relate – and he doesn't even like mustard. Meanwhile, Matt's got a new agent. The work is rolling in, and Taffy has an eye on Kev for a very special part. Meanwhile Warren has a BIG problem.Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com. Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker is not a Lord of anything. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Pentagram is fond of spiders, but just how close does the bond go? And what does this mean for everyone in the hospital around him? Join Cat Noir in the first of three special nightmare stories, where each one is more terrifying than the next...Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker's favourite spider is Man.WARNING: This episode contains spiders. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What begins as an interview with an informant becomes a life-or-death situation for Lead, Lead Detective Michaels as he follows Matt and Kev around town looking for answers.The Questions might be: Why do Bundy and Ted now have a studio audience? Why is Warren pedalling crisps and how protective should a house alarm really be?Written, performed, produced, directed and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers. Artwork by Maisie Chilvers. Some sound effects sourced from www.zapsplat.com Find us on Instagram @CatnoirpodcastGeoff the Baker is not real. Or is he? He's not! But he could be. Maybe he is. Maybe he isn't. One thing is for sure. You won't find out in this episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.