Fark and Schnitt

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Fark and Schnitt is a fast-paced, energetic podcast that takes on the "not-news" of the day! It's "Real News. Real funny.” Drew Curtis, founder of Fark.com, the witty and sarcastic news aggregation site, regularly used by radio and TV programs, joins nationally syndicated radio broadcaster Todd Schn…

Fark & Schnitt


    • Jun 3, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 37m AVG DURATION
    • 40 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Fark and Schnitt

    Unmasking the Violent George Floyd Protesters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 37:45


    Who are the George Floyd protesters? From the peaceful to the vile destructive anarchists, we take a look with Brooke!

    Fecal Fun and the Cannonball Run!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2020 32:17


    Schnitt's NYC to Florida 'Cannonball Run' in a U-Haul, the nasty Ozarks swimming pool situation, Karen Stops by and a lot more!

    Mask Moron Mania

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 29:28


    What the hell is going on with these mask morons at supermarkets? Is Drew a time traveler? Plus, that's not my meth up my ass. Starting with this episode, the Fark and Schnitt podcast now drops on Wednesdays.

    Plandumbic and Jacob Wohl the Troll

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 33:46


    Tackling the idiotic ass-clownery of the alleged Plandemic documentary, plus professional buffoon, Jacob Wohl.

    Wait Wait...We'll Tell You!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 55:40


    Peter Sagal from NPR's hit show Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! joins Drew Curtis and Todd Schnitt for the entire episode. We cover a lot of ground in this awesome discussion. Pour a bourbon, neat, kick back and relax (unless you're driving) and enjoy.

    Mmmmm! French Fries and Bleach

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 35:19


    What the hell is going on with frozen french fries during coronavirus? Did President Trump get the disinfectant idea from these Florida loons? Kim Jong Un-dead or just plain dead?

    Kooks, Crazies and Corona

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 34:33


    The NYPD PA problem and the PA drinking problem. Plus, we dive into the wide, wide world of conspiracy kooks, crazies and 5G-using lizard people with special guest Brooke Binkowski.

    Is It Lights Out for FARK?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2020 42:45


    Will FARK survive coronavirus? COVID-19 on your shoes? Drew knew the "Stacy's Mom" lead singer who died and the COVIDIOTS just won't stop.

    Would You Like Fries With That? McDonald's Workers Stripping Online?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 32:13


    As coronavirus continues to screw with us, Is the woman from the McDonald's drive-thru now doing online sex shows? Leaf blowers spread Covid-19? What's America 2.0? And much more!

    We Need More Cowbell! Corona-Palooza Continues...

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 40:42


    Idiots who won't socially distance, are bodies really being tossed into a freezer truck? We need more coronavirus cowbell, a mega-church moron and a lot more!

    All-You-Can-Eat Coronavirus Buffet

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 50:11


    A packed coronavirus episode from the very serious to the very funny.

    Schnitt's EMERGENCY Coronavirus Studio Evacuation

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 46:25


    Todd Schnitt and Fark's Drew Curtis discuss Schnitt's emergency evacuation from the CBS Broadcast Center in Manhattan after employees test positive for coronavirus. Drew details what's happening in Kentucky and Schnitt also got his kids and dogs out of NYC, plus a lot more in this must hear episode.

    Corona, Corona, Corona and William Shatner's Semen

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2020 34:28


    From the really serious to the very odd coronavirus items, plus William Shatner's semen problem has been resolved.

    Can You Catch Coronavirus From Farts?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 28:02


    Yup. There's a story about coronavirus and farts! A very unfortunate Chinese restaurant name and a lot more!

    Fun with The Smoking Gun!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 40:52


    The story behind the INSANE Prank Net! Bill Bastone, co-founder of thesmokinggun.com, joins Fark and Schnitt to discuss past and present craziness. BONUS: Todd Schnitt has a piece of John Gotti's prison uniform.

    Toilet Terror and Tinder Turds!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 26:44


    Beware of toilet terrorists, a Tinder dating app trick, Corona comedy and is Todd Schnitt in more trouble in Italy than Foxy Knoxy?

    CNN Reporter Busted with Meth and a Rope Tied to His Penis?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 30:22


    What's a bigger story, the Corona Virus or the crazy incident of a CNN reporter arrested with meth and a rope tied around his penis in Central Park, that crept into this episode? Also, Bernie can rot in hell, TSA T and A and much more!

    Corona Crap-Fest, Superbowl Residue and Drew Survives Dry January!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 32:52


    The latest on the Corona virus freakout, lots of Superbowl residue, Drew survives 'Dry January' and sex toy denial!

    Idiots on the Internet and Airplanes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 33:26


    The idiocy on the Internet continues, avoid THIS on your next flight, what the hell is phubbing and much more!

    Porn Problem and Marijuana Morons!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2020 34:11


    A porn lawsuit, the Michigan marijuana IQ issue, feel the Bern with Bernie Sanders' hotel demands and much more!

    Sicko Airport Stalker, Damn -That's Dumb, Putrid Pizza Crime and More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 48:12


    The American Airlines employee who stalks a passenger, pre-pooped Amazon diapers, A damn stupid story, putrid pizza, a pissed off yoga instructor and more!

    Man Boob Burger? Holy Testicle Tuesday and More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2020 49:20


    The man boob burger hoax, a terrifying testicle story, HEY, KOOL-AID!, bed bug terrorism, the FARK.com headlines of the year and much more!

    The History of Fark Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2019 29:36


    In the second part of the history of Fark: famous Fark users, joke stealing, Digg Dugg, the side boob situation and Google ripped Drew off for BIG bucks.

    The History of Fark Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2019 23:07


    In this special holiday episode, the history of Fark is revealed from four letter words, the dotcom crash, Mark Cuban, 9/11 and Osama bin Laden.

    Disgusting Drive-Thru Discovery, Porch Pirate-Palooza and More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 44:09


    The #1 combo meal is probably better than #2, porch pirate-palooza, tales from the crypto crypt. Cocaine Claus is back and the dumbest bank employee of 2019 award!

    Fark and Schnitt Gets Ballsy With Scalzi

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2019 53:11


    Sci-Fi author John Scalzi joins Fark and Schnitt to discuss everything from sushi, movies, killer asteroids and his new book.

    Podcast Porn is Really a Thing? Vile Roadrage and Where the Hell is Hoffa?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 44:43


    Drew's drunk Thanksgiving, podcast porn, vile roadrage, where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa and more!

    SHOCKER: Well-Known TV Pitchman Now Growing 116 Acres of Hemp for CBD Oil!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2019 46:48


    The must hear Fark and Schnitt interview with Anthony Sullivan, the well-known TV pitchman who's now growing 116 acres of industrial hemp! From OxiClean to the Swivel Sweeper and now CBD oil, this story is amazing!

    Flat Earth Freaks and a WARNING About the Grossest Thing Ever!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 35:45


    Hard to believe, but there are really people who think the earth is flat and you've been warned about the most disgusting thing you've ever heard, plus much more!

    WTF? Daddy's Little Slut? Cocaine Kitchen, Airplane Idiots and More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 31:42


    Sicko slut t-shirt for young girls, a mighty nice cocaine kitchen on Zillow, those airplane idiots we'd like to pepper spray and a lot more on this episode of Fark and Schnitt.

    WHAT? Drugs and Razor Blades Were Found in Halloween Candy?

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 31:32


    Did we speak too soon that there's never been a case of tainted Halloween candy? Wine pairings for that pile of candy, DUI parked car pinball, Sephora cosmetics cocaine surprise and a lot more!

    Hey al-Baghdadi, Rest in Pieces! Poisoned Halloween Candy, 7th Inning Breasts and Much More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 34:53


    ISIS terrorist Al-Baghdadi identified by skid marks? The truth behind poisoned Halloween candy stories, the scariest haunted house ever, 7th inning breasts and a lot more!

    Suckered by a Stripper, Parking Lot Porn, The Funniest Bridge in America, Napalm Pizza and More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 41:38


    Yeah, About that stripper being into you? Parking lot porn legal case, the truck killer bridge, Halloween ghost pepper pizza roulette and a lot more!

    This Guy Put the FUN in Funeral, Mac and Cheese Scandal, Halloween Ganja, Plus Much More!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 44:03


    Gotta love a funny funeral, the great Panera macaroni and cheese scandal, Halloween THC warning, the New Jersey sicko who wants to get it on with cows and horses, plus a lot more!

    Forget About The Joker, Be Afraid of Wrinkles the Clown!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2019 40:54


    Wrinkles the Clown, the stuff of nightmares or an elaborate hoax? Thankfully, no Joker theater shootings. Will this change the way bars operate? Halloween-ish stories and much more!

    I Want Mommy's Skull, Flamethrowing Drones, Joker Danger and a Bulge so big, the Store Thinks You're Shoplifting!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 43:36


    People really make this request of funeral homes? The most entertaining chat about drones ever, the Joker movie threat, is this "bulge" to be believed and much more!

    This is NOT a Madlib: Woman Bites Camel's Testicles at Truck Stop and MUCH MORE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 36:12


    The freakiest truck stop story ever, creepy connected home hack, airplane gross out and much more.

    Lawyer Hooker Story Takes a Bizarre Turn and MUCH more!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 36:13


    How can the lawyer prostitute story get even crazier? It does! Also, Lebron and Taco Tuesday issues and a troubled NFL player has a flatulence problem. Plus much more!

    Wait, the Lawyer is a Prostitute?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2019 34:45


    A female lawyer is also a real prostitute who makes $55,000 in three weeks! And speaking of money, for the umpteenth time, when the bank screws up, you can't keep the cash. Plus, a whole lot more on Fark and Schnitt.

    Fark and Schnitt Podcast Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2019 1:18


    Introducing the Fark and Schnitt podcast taking on the "not-news" of the day, hosted by Todd Schnitt and Drew Curtis. New episodes will drop every Tuesday beginning early September 2019.

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