Flock of Sequels

Things take an unexpected Season Kingian turn when Ryan comes over for Jack's birthday celebration.

In case you've been missing the boys.

Sometimes podcasts come back....again...after small hiatuses. Our annual post-Halloween episode is finally here and we saunter on through Season King with this gem of a sequel: Sometimes They Come Back...Again. This episode is proudly sponsored by Sometimes They Gum Back, Sometimes They Grow Back, and up-and-coming podcast 'Bridge the Gap with Steven Stapp'.

The boys are back, Flockers! We know it's been some time since our last episode and the flock weeds are overgrown. Lawnmower Man 2 is on the grassy knoll waiting to assassinate us. With more subtitles than you can shake a stick at, we do our deepest dive into cyberspace to bring you Flock Gold as Season King mows on. Would we rather get run over by a lawnmower than sit through this movie? Tune in to find out! This episode proudly sponsored by Mowceanna's Landscaping, Dong Grower Man, and Steven Stapp's Podcast 'Bridging the Gap.'

Season King is back in full swing, Flockers! The boys return with a six feet deep dive on A Return to Salem's Lot. Spoiler Alert: this diamond in the rough should've stayed buried. This episode is proudly sponsored by Vampons and Salem's Plots.

After an extended hiatus, the boys are back! And they in person! The 2nd half of Season King is also starting! And what a gem to start with: The Rage: Carrie 2. The boys have a lot of catching up to do since their last episode, but do their best to fill you in on what's been happening. This episode proudly sponsored by PB Jarson's Kinectainers, Carrie's Carriers, and the new season of the Kids in the Hall.

The boys have decided to change formats and rebrand the show into what they are truly passionate about: socks, sneakers, and pretty much anything related to footwear. So take off whatever you've been walking in, let those feet breathe, and enjoy!

Hello Sydney...I mean, Hello, Flockers... We've come full circle and returned to the number that started this pod off: 2. With Threequels in the past, it's time to look forward. With Ryan in recovery at the Dante S. February Rehab Clinic, Brian gives him a call to check in. Oh, and Brian tries to make a Scream 2 episode out of it too. Will he succeed? You'll have to listen to find out. What's your favorite scary movie dealing with a co-host in recovery podcast?

The boys close out Decem-burn in...January? Things get crazier from there in this deep dive of Rob Zombie's most recent threequel: 3 From Hell. Ryan gets confronted with what transpired during the last episode. This episode proudly sponsored by Trees from Hell, The Dante S. February Rehabilitation Center, and Steven Stapp's podcast 'Bridge the Gap.'

Welcome to Triple Hell, Flockers! It's finally that time of year: Decem-burn in Hell! All month long the boys will be taking you down to the deep bowels and to the deepest of dives: Hell. It starts with this mysterious puzzle box of a movie: Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth. Ryan has no gas money so the boys are forced to doing the show via Zoom. Enduring this movie is one of Hell's many pleasures. This episode finds a persistent caller for Ryan. Proudly sponsored to you by Hell Blazers, Ryan's GoFundMe page, and Hell Razors.

Hey Flockers! We're needing to pay the ultimate of bills by doing a super cut of all our favorite ads from episodes past. Let these sponsors hold you over until the new episodes (which are coming out very soon!). This bonus episode proudly sponsored to you by....

Welcome to Prime time, Flockers! This episode is dropping on Black Friday, or as we like to say, Burnt Friday, because we're closing out Slashvember with one of our favorite slashers, Frederick J. Krueger I. This perfect movie gets so deep a dive, you might just end up in the mental hospital because of it. No, you're not dreaming. We dissect this movie as only the Flock can. This episode proudly sponsored by Sequels, Meme Warriors, Steven Stapp's 'Bridge the Gap' podcast, and Socks of Threadquels.

Welcome back Flocker Threequel Heads! We return to format as we also begin Slashvember! Our slasher threequel movie deep dives goes into 3D depths as we tackle Friday the 13th Part III. So put your 3D glasses and headphones on as we visit a not-so-close campground to get in the zone. This episode brought to you by Jew-pee hair yarmulke, Jason's 3Ds, and the Bridge the Gap podcast. 

We did it Flockers! We've reached our 50th episode! This episode was recorded live at the University of Delaware in front of a packed house of Flock Fans. The boys go off format on this one with their first non-sequel/non-threequel because, well, they deserve to talk about a movie THEY enjoy for once: Dead Man on Campus! Enjoy as the boys reminisce on episodes past, play their favorite games (and some new ones), and, oh yeah, talk about about the movie. This episode is sponsored by 1-800-Crewicide, Dalemont College, and new podcast show Bridge the Gap.

While August lasts a traditional 31 days, Sawgust runs 32 days. So this episode is still happening in Sawgust, albeit Sawgust the Thirty-Sawcond. The Flock boys have been kidnapped to an unknown location, and must game their way out to survive. All while talking about the beloved movie Saw III. Will they reach an escape? Who is behind this heinous act? Listen now to find out! This episode brought to you by Sawcks and The Saw Calendar.

Welcome to Sawgust, Flockers! All month long, we'll be deep diving into our favorite threequels involving...wait for it....saws! We start off with this diamond in the rough that probably should have stayed buried. Ryan's taken a tumble in between episodes, so we decided to record by his hospital bedside. This episode is sponsored by director Jeff Burr, Pleather Mace, and friend of the show rapper Unorthodoc.

Well, Flockers, another Brian Birthday Month concludes with one of the Flock's most eagerly waited entries: Poltergeist III. The boys decide to celebrate at a hotel of all places. Take a good look at yourself in the mirror if you think you know where this episode is headed, because you don't. We hear from an old fan from beyond the grave. Hotels get the ol Ry guy treatment during an all new Q&A with RJK. This episode is brought to you by Mr. Mustard's Must Have Mustache Mister and Dave Mirra's Mirrors. 

Flockers! Welcome to July which has been forever labeled as Brian's Birthday Month Picks. This year has us starting with the quintessential film to the Halloween Franchise: Halloween III: Season of the Witch. The boys explore one of Brian's favs much to Ryan's dismay. We even get a peek into Halloween in July, an annual celebration held at Brian's house. Birthday gifts are given. Games are played. The Flock Universe is shaken up with some surprising reveals. Tune in to find out! This episode sponsored by Season of the Glitch, Silver Shamrock, and former show Flock of Sequels.

If there's one thing Ryan and Brian hate, it's Westerns. Somehow, this movie gets a slight pass because time travel trumps westerns all day, every day. Taking place in a horse stable, the boys dissect seminal classic Back to the Future Part III to close out Ryan's birthday month. Welcome to our longest episode to date. You know what you signed up for. And if you didn't sign up for this, then we're sorry. The usual games are played. Ryan shows off some new birthday swag. This episode brought to you by the movie Back to the Future Part III, now on Netflix until 06/30/2021, Back to the Future Back Scratchers, and the new Nike Air Max Auto Adapt shoes.

Well Flockers, we've done it. We rode that Covid/Skype/Zoom wave until it crashed like a space pod onto a prison planet and we are together in one room again! What better way to kick of Ryan's birthday month than in person! And the mother of all movies to boot: Alien 3! We take a deep space dive into this one and we brought our resident Alien expert Frank with us along for the ride. We celebrate with some drinks, which maybe wasn't the best idea, but you don't know until you try! So enjoy hearing some unstatic sound as we were meant to be heard. All your favorite games are played with a couple new ones as well. This episode sponsored by Ripley's Ripped Lee's, Ale-ien, Bridgette Skinner's Fidget Spinners, and former podcast Flock of Sequels.

Our classic Psycho III episode for the hardcore Brian Flock fans. Listen to his side of things and JUST his side! Ryan-free just the way you Brian heads like it.

Our classic Psycho III episode for the hardcore Ryan Flock fans. Listen to his side of things and JUST his side! Brian-free just the way you Ryan heads like it.

Mother May I Month closes out with the mother of all movies: Psycho III! We take a much deeper dive than needed to explore all facets to last year's follow-up of 'Cocktober classic: Psycho II. Former Mom-guest makes a cameo! Flock fans get divided over which host they want to hear more of. Games are aplenty in this episode including fan favorite 'Psychic, Psycho, or Psychologist' and newest inductee 'Psycho or Mom?' This episode proudly sponsored by Mrs Spool's Pool Cleaning and, not one, but TWO cocoa products. We sure do love our cocoa hear at the Flock. So sit down, brew some cocoa, and get ready to stay another night at the Bates Motel, in true Flock Fashion.

What's your favorite scary movie threequel, Flockers?! Hopefully it's Scream 3 because that's what this episode is all about! Starting Mother May I Month strong with the mom of all threequels that features a Ghostfaced killer! The boys take a deep dive into the Scream franchise and all their favorite games come with them. Too many to name, just trust us. This episode sponsored by Neve Campbell Soup, Iced Scream, and former podcast show Flock of Sequels. You're not scared, are you?

Presto, we're back! The boys bring back one of their favorite franchises in the form of 'Child's Play 3.' Chucky and the gang get the full flock treatment complete with games aplenty! #1 Flock Fan Kyle brings the fire with a new rap. Sorry Jack, Chippy's back!? The boys listen in on their Flock of Sequels replacements. This episode sponsored by Good Bye Hauls, Grow Bot, and former show Flock of Sequels.

The boys have decided to rebrand the show yet again after discovering they hate talking about threequels. Instead, they want to share what they are truly passionate about: plants, trees, flowers, and the like. This episode proudly sponsored by the Wilmington Flower Market and Leon's Garden World.

A Flock first! The boys revisit the world of Leprechauns in this seminal classic follow-up to last year's seminal dissection of 'Leprechaun 2' with... 'Leprechaun 3'! If you bet this movie would drive Brian to a casino, then cash out now! Irish accents are once again butchered. The Irish dictionary gets dusted off. Leprechaun finally gets the PPP treatment it so rightfully deserves. A new segment from our favorite Flock Fan is unveiled. This episode sponsored by Gamblers Anonymous and former podcast show Flock of Sequels.

Black Histor-3 month continues when the boys take it to the threequel streets in a deep dive breakdown of the seminal classic, 'Tales from the Hood 3.' Listener voicemails are played. Ryan sounds a little in the dumps with everything that's been happening. Brian sounds like he never got out of his submarine. A favorite fan of the Flock makes a surprise guest appearance. This episode sponsored by Tales from the Hoodies and former podcast show Flock of Sequels.

Hey Flockers! Due to an alleged kidnapping/left for dead dispute with our former podcast network CEO, the Flock has needed to rebrand to become Flock of Threequels. We'll be giving you all your favorite games and banter, just with threequels now instead of those #2s. Tune in now to our inaugural episode 'Candyman: Day of the Dead', the seminal classic and third entry into the franchise! That's right, the 3rd one! This episode sponsored by Candy Cans and former show Flock of Sequels.

Hey Flockers! Jailnuary is still upon us. With Ryan still incarcerated, Brian takes a page out of the seminal classic movie 'Escape Plan 2: Hades' and the boys attempt a prison break out of their own! Will they be successful in getting Ry Guy to fly the coop!? Listen now to find out! Oh, and they talk about the movie some too.

Hey Flockers! Well, Ryan has been incarcerated ever since that fateful season finale. We check in and see how he's holding up. We even try to squeeze in an episode on the seminal classic "Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" to help distract Ry Guy from prison life. Not a good start for Season 3's premiere theme Jailnuary, but oh well. This episode is sponsored by Ryan's Go Fund Me page for legal expenses and Croc Meat Sandwiches.

Well, Flockers, all good things must come to an end. This season has had so many ups and downs our flock heads are still spinning. What started as Season King turned into so much more. We couldn't think of a better way to close out this season and Christmas in July in December than with the seminal classic holiday classic Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. We play all your favorite games and then some! Q&A with RJK even scored an interview with the Big Mac himself. This episode is proudly sponsored by Kevin McAllister's Crevice Skin Callus Burn Cream and The Flock Foundation. 

Ho Ho Ho, Flockers! Welcome to Christmas in July in December where we'll be celebrating those most beloved holiday sequels you crave in July, but get to talk about now in December! We're starting off strong with the seminal sequel Timmy Burts-directed Batman Returns. And we hope you'll return to listen to some of our favorite holiday games in the form of Urban Dictionary and Pop Porn Parodies. We also introduce new holiday-themed segment Gelty Pleasures. Q&A with RJK gets to sit down with the Penguin himself, Mr. Daniel DeVito. Hope you're wearing your skintight finest when listening to this latex-laced episode. Hopefully you don't go through all 9 of your lives listening to this batload of an episode Pow! This episode proudly sponsored by the Flock Foundation and Oswald Cobblepot's Copper Pots.

Welcome to Jurassic Flock. As another Novemberg comes to a close, we take a deep dive that's been 65 million years in the making. Sorry for the delay in both sound quality and Flockers who've been asking for this one since the podception of the show. Here we are though as we chomp our T-Rex teeth into the much-anticipated sequel to Jurassic Park OG that is The Lost World: Jurassic Park or LWJP for all the dino heads out there. Games abound in this episode including: Guess the uh, um, uh, Goldblum and Lost and Found, as well as fan-favorites Urban Jurassic Parktionary, PPP, and newly minted Flock 'N Roll. Ryan even snagged an interview with the Goldblum himself in the latest installment of Q&A with RJK. And is that a new theme song for Scrapped Sequels I hear? This episode is proudly sponsored by Masterbrand Turkey Basters.

Hello Flockers and welcome to Novemberg! All this month we'll be discussing the seminal sequels from acclaimed director Steven Spielberg! Up first is the rarely recognized direct sequel to the classic Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade! Ryan and Brian deal with their own daddy issues and whip up some fan favorites in the form of Urban Dictionary and PPP. Ryan talks about his prolonged stay at Henry's Hetero Hut. Has the show opened a portal into killing some of our beloved celebrities? We get into it! Q&A with RJK gets an exclusive and possibly last known interview with Sir Sean Connery. New game Flock 'N Roll is introduced. This episode is proudly sponsored by Tippie Toes.

Another year, another Hitchcocktober comes to an end. We close out this year's 'Cocktober with the seminal yet hard-to-find sequel/beakquel that was never asked for The Birds II: Land's End. Just when you thought we were done talkin bout birds, we swoop in and peck your eyes out with such games as Jeobirdie, Bird-lebrities, as well as our classic go-tos. Can the boys make it through the Pop Porn Parodies!? Updates on Earl v. Ryan's Mom are revealed. This episode proudly sponsored by Clarkson Bars and Hitch Clocks.

Good evening, Flockers, and welcome to Hitchcocktober! All this month, we'll be doing deep dives on sequels derived from those Alfred Hitchcock classics. Coming up first is the seminal classic Psycho II! The ghost of Alfred Hitchcock makes several appearances, including in the latest installment of Q&A with RJK. Brian tests Ryan's knowledge on Psychos, Psychics, and Psychologists. Brian's mom is staying with him and it may stay with you...for quite some time. This episode proudly sponsored by Hitchcock's TikTok, Hitchcock's Cock Hitches, and the movie Hitch, now on 4K Blu-ray.

Well, another rousing Slashtember comes to an end with this seminal classic follow up to the father of all slasher movies. And what better way to send this movie up then with the mother of all guests! Ryan's mom is our guest this episode as we take our biggest deep dive yet and get under the hood of the school bus that is A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge (ANOESP2:FR for short). So sharpen those finger knives because the games are more abound than they've ever been this season. We've got the classics Urban Dictionary and PPP. We've got a new edition of Guess the Fred and a special round of Freddy vs. Jason goes down with Ryan vs. Ryan's Mom. Bad dreams are discussed in this episode's Q&A with RJK. Can Ryan stay an honest man while his Mom is on the show?! Tune in to find out!

Hello Flockers and welcome to Slashtember! All this month we'll be focusing on some of our favorite slasher sequels (slashquels?)! This episode we're doing our deepest dive yet into the seminal classic Friday the 13th Part 2. Legend has it this episode is so intense, it's still being told at campfires near and far. Our favorite games continue with newest addition Subpar Subtitles (not those subtitles) returning. Can Brian survive the night guessing that Jason?! Can Ryan survive Pop Porn Parodies with a dry face? Gather round the campsite, fire up some treats, and strap that burlap sack on tight. This episode proudly sponsored by Voorhees' S'mores Pieces.

Ahoy there Flockers! This season of Jawgust concludes with the seminal classic sharkquel/sea-quel Jaws 2. You're gonna need an even bigger boat as we tread water through our classic games as well as introduce new segments Scheider or Schneider and Subpar Subtitles. Ryan is somehow invited back to the Baltimore Aquarium to get a second interview with Finneas. A foreboding voicemail is left by the head honcho himself at Earworm. This episode is proudly sponsored by Jawbreakers.

Flockers, welcome to Jawgust! This month we're focusing on those movie sequels with the sharks! Or as we like to call them: Sharquels! Fuck a shark week, cause we doing this all month long! First up is the seminal classic followup to the much-heralded Deep Blue Sea. This movie is so serious they couldn't even be bothered with a subtitle! Audio issues bob up and down like a buoy in shark-infested waters. Ryan visits the Baltimore Aquarium in this episode's Q&A with RJK. Everyone remembers the games this time! This episode proudly sponsored by Shark Vacuum and the Youtube to MP3 Shark Converter.

Hello Flockers! Brian's birthday month concludes with this seminal classic followup to the hugely successful Blair Witch Project. Ry guy gets semi-distracted with an old friend. Someone forgets about Urban Dictionary. Whatchu Holdin' is already put on hold - wow that was fast! This jam-packed episode features Q&A with RJK and his apartment tenants, a Flock of Sequels Hunt guided walking tour, and games galore in the form of flock-favorites Pop Porn Parodies, After Flocks, and Scrapped Sequels. This episode is sponsored by Resident Evil 4, now available on the Nintendo Switch. 

Welcome to July, Flockers! AKA Brian's Birthday Month! Not the BBM you are probably thinking of but that means Brian's picking the movie sequels all month long! First up is the seminal classic Final Destination 2, which is the followup to the seminal original Final Destination 1. Brian receives a haunting vision. The Grim Reaper sits down with Ryan for some Q&A with RJK. New game Whatchu Holdin' is introduced. Are Afterflocks an afterthought for Ryan?! Can Brian and Ryan escape death's design and finish the episode? Tune in to find out!

Welcome Flockers to a most non-heinous episode featuring the seminal classic followup to a movie with the most Excellent of Adventures. This episode is way station so don't turn that podcast dial to another station. The boys talk about Bill and Ted in all their forms: human, evil robots, etc. Listen to trailer reactions to the new Bill and Ted Face the Music sequel coming out later this summer. Ryan faces his own music in the form of humble plugs for RYET's No Peace, on soundcloud now. Q&A with RJK features a good (or is it the evil?) robot version of himself! This episode is sponsored by Phone Booths. 

The Flock doesn't know what is real life anymore. Coronavirus Quarantine Chronicles are in full effect. Season King is still on a long hiatus. And now add protests and riots into the mix?! The Flock can handle it, especially when fiction looks all too real in the form of this seminal classic The Purge: Anarchy. Q&A with RJK goes live at a protest. And Oh my God, is that Ethan Hawke?! This episode sponsored by Rico Chewables.

The Coronavirus Chronicles continue with our 20th episode! The boys are still doing the show via Skype due to self-quarantining and what better way to handle that then with an episode with Quarantine in the title! This seminal classic followup to the hit Quarantine takes us air-bound....via plane! Self-isolation starts to set in on Ryan. Q&A with RJK has an interesting guest you may recognize. You thought quarantining was bad at home, you should try at an airport!

When there's no more room for podcasts in hell, the Flock will walk the Earth! The COVID Coronavirus Chronicles continue as the boys talk about this seminal classic followup to George Romero's Night of the Living Dead. Remember when mall-infested zombies were the only thing you had to worry about?! Bri and Ry Guy are still quarantined from one another and continue to do the show via Skype. Ry Guy's personal life takes a hit. Q&A with RJK does an interview with friend of the show God. 

The COVID Corona Quarantine Chronicles Continue! Season King is still on hiatus as the boys deal with not being able to record in the same place together. Ryan and Brian have gone rogue from Earworm to discuss the seminal sequel classic 28 Weeks Later. Still using Skype to record the show since Earworm refuses to let them use the studio. They say it's because we're nonessential...but who knows.... Fan-favorite games return in the form of Urban Dictionary and Pop Porn Parodies. Q&A w RJK takes a dark turn. Enjoy! and hopefully it's not 28 weeks later until the boys can be reunited!

Due to a format change forced by our parent company Earworm Studios, the boys will no longer be talking about movie sequels, but instead, their true love: birds. Lots of bird-related games taking place - too many to name here! Enjoy the new re-branded Flock of Seagulls: Bird talk 24/7

The Flock has finally started feeling the effects of the Corona virus. The boys are in a state of self-quarantine, and with the studio being closed, they were forced to take alternative measures in the form of recording via Skype. This may be the new future for a while. But that won't let them be stopped from talking about Leprechaun 2! Season King takes a short hiatus as the boys do their best Irish accents and jigs. A round of Irish Dictionary is found at the end of a rainbow. The boys talk about what you would do with 3 wishes if you were to catch a real-life leprechaun. March Movie Madness results are talked about! So pop open some Irish Whiskey, pour a bowl of Lucky Charms, and enjoy as this holiday classic gets the Flock treatment it deserves.

We back flockers! Season King continues with this rarely brought up (and rarely seen?) sequel Children of the Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice. The boys have been booted from the studio so they decide to record in a nearby cornfield. An old favorite game is resurrected. Will Brian try the corn on the cob Ryan slaved over? Brian interviews Earworm janitor (and uber fan of the show) Ron Good. Wheelchair deaths: funny? or f'ing hilarious? Get those ears of corn out ya ears and give a listen! Yeehawwwwwww!