Grimewave

Bill, Kelly, Mike, and Sean are here. Have you ever drawn a dick on a person's face while they were passed out at a party? Have you ever wondered what happened to that person after you left that party and they were still passed out with dicks all over their face? We discuss it here. We find out where Sean has been. Mike brings a video for us to view and talk about. Hint: it's a video of a weaponized projectile dookie.

Bill, Mike, and Kelly are joined by Dylan and immediately begin waxing poetic and theorycrafting Pepsiman. We also: hear a story about ketchup, talk about dragon scales and the butts they hide according to the mind of Bill's 11 yr old nephew, Korn's Korn tattoos from Limp Bizkit, fake deep ass AI stuff (we actually get serious for a second and Mike is revealed to be 200IQ), sink pissing, men having relations in the woods, talk to Sean, being Luigi, voicemails, tongue in cheek politics, the pope, Skitchin on Sega Genesis

Joe joins Mike, Bill and Kelly to talk: Big piss, Andrew Tate, incel candidates/pick up artists, rating nerd conventions by smell, being high yo. Joe then suggests a nice little question game. Whats the game got to do with? Well we find out how one of us would persist if they sweat peanut butter. We also talk: power rangers, and our favorite cereals.

Welcome to the F Sean Era. Sean has had an operation on his throat and sounds kinda weird now, he sounds like a high Kelly. A trippy Tyler joins us and we talk about: the Minecraft movie, and other unplanned audience events at movies. "Have you seen my clit?". Jess joins us mid-episode for our first ever Sean-Off.

WE BACK ON TRACK. THIS EPISODE IS CURRENT. IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. MAKE SURE YOU GOT A CLEAN ASS. DON'T GAMBLE, YOU ARE SHUNNING THE LORD. DON'T DRINK E&J, ITS EVIL JUICE.

Older, backlogged episode, we'll describe it like an old Batman comic: This week Bill, Mike, and Sean find themselves in peril! Mike has two cocks! J.K. Rowling is a transphobe! Could Krillin take a nut from Goku? Bill schools everyone about dildos! A racist website started out as a haven for weather enthusiasts!

 Paul gets mentioned a lot. "Hey Mistering" when we were kids. One of the last "Sh!t Bag Of The Week" segments. Dumping in public toilets. Short episode. Short Desctiption. Support the Patreon that we don't have. Do you have an absurd amount of hours in a video game? Let us know.

ike, Bill and Sean are back in Wolfeboro with Tyler. Having 8 dicks. Having 8 pussies. Shooting arrows. Bill loses his marbles on the bus. Community in pornhub. Etiquette for falling while you piss. Etiquette for self "relief" when camping with friends. We talk alot. This episode is very drunk. Bears. Random bears.

Porchfest, parking lot guitar solos, liquid shits, Bill's family, your car knows if you're gay or straight, a Mexican Fuck-Off. Also at the end is sort of a teaser of a style of scripted episode to come in the future: Grimewave Theater, this one about a future where sex work is treated like any other blue collar trade that is union backed.

This this episode episode is is months months old old. All references are outdated. We are extremely backlogged. Mike, Bill, and Sean talk about nicknames. Mike and Bill shit talk Sean while he's taking a dump. Other regarded conversations. Have fun.

Dylan joins us for: Jackie Chan's real name, hacky sack and karate similarities, addressing Loki's presence in modern slang, ASMR, peanut allergies, telepathy, and Chicken Soup returns.

Two officers interrogate local 38 year old rapper Rhymin Simon about some VHS tapes. This was our first attempt at doing something different content wise and is entirely improv, we're sure you can tell. Enjoy this awful awful dumpster fire, as a little treat.

Tyler and The Former Voice of Grimewave join us this episode. Vasectomies. Backflipping cops. Breeding parties again. It all goes to hell.

Hangovers kicking in a day later. Sex ed where we learn about breeding parties, c*m tagging, and teachers dressed as babies. Racially profiling white dudes. A cheeto getting shot. Drinking at the wrong times. Sean hates Long Legs. We discuss the first two episodes of Quantum Leap. Butt things. Bill allegedly assaults a woman. Drive by insults. 

I lost the fckn description I wrote. Its just Mike, Sean, and Bill. You'll laugh, f you. There's a bleep in here that contains a 2 hot for tv segment. You'll hear it eventually, we promise. We talk a lot of hot dogs. We read a soup chicken story about a mom that parties hard.

Sean didn't write a description for this. Its being uploaded blind. The first minute tells us Noah was a guest. Noah rules. Enjoy the episode.

Tyler joins us again to discuss: Busch Light Peach and the slur "fruit", North Shore roast beefs and the people who make love to them,  Danny Glover: Master Predator Hunter, microplastics where no man wants them, 2011 Sean and Bill road story, we drink Twisted Tea Whiskeys, pegging (not the sex way), Marty the robot, rating billionaires, banging in space, work safety

Our friend Aubrey joins us. Conversations include: ball waxing, pro-wrestling botches, uncontacted tribes becoming porn addicts, and Mike's nipples. We also listen to a part of a story called Kim Jong Un's Gay Awakening.

We are once again led by our fearless DM Girard on an adventure, this time joined by Sean D. Follow along as we find out what life is like for Wudja, Bud Heavy, Bluebag and Nanners, four degenerate laborer goblins from Mauler's Den on the Northern Shore who are hired to landscape for elves in Winechester.

Devin joins us to talk: ruminations on piss, Bill's shitty gimmick band ideas, 40s, attention seeking with your butthole, diaper models, one of us pisses themselves, completely unnecessary what-ifs, restaurant and OSHA shitbags

Tarantino sucks feet. Sean did something mad gay and has a gayer announcement. Mike has a double "Shitbag Of The Week." Some dude gets put on blast.

Mike's pissed at Bill and Sean and won't talk even though he's sitting right there. Bill and Sean talk all sorts of things: AI, The Irishman, Kool-Aid Man's anatomy, RPG Maker, and screamo reunion etiquette.

2010's OxyMorons. A long time ago Jerry told us about this. We watched it with Tyler. Join us as we take a trip to Charlestown in the early 2000's and watch a bunch of white guys do oxys. If this conversation doesn't make you want to watch this absolute gem of a flick... well you're a 4ken r3tard.

Sean made ChatGPT write an episode for us. He also made an AI simulate Tyler as the laugh track.

Three dudes just hanging out, talking shit, and drinking beers on a couch. Our friend Kayla told us about Mind Meld, we try it. Kelly stares at Bill for a little while.

Another Tyler joins us. We discuss such riveting topics as: What is a big dookie? The word "dece". Neuralink. Scalping tickets at PAX. Bridges. People who get manipulated by their partners, hard. Toothbrushes and poop. The ultimate slur gets dropped. Some awful word games.

What do you think this episode is about? Call 7814356402 before you even listen to it, because we don't have a description for you! Ugh!

A new era (not really). New song. New uhhh. I already forget what we talked about. Shut up.

This is it. Shit we cut. 2 Hot 2 Handle. Really no idea why we cut some of these. Various clips with Bill, Mike, Sean, Noah, and Dan featuring many past guests. Mike has two absolute hurricanes of stories in here too. Shut the f up and just listen, its phat.

This is an older one, but a silly ol time. A former guest does some beer shenanigans. Some more silly stuff. Mike becomes a cryptid for local youths in the woods. Sean and Thrills recount a breakthrough night.

Quick guy while we ramp up for episode 69. Word games. A text tirade from Our Pal Paul. Predator hate. Pooping so much it fills the bowl. Uh I forget the rest!

I had a description written, but I'm just gonna leave it at: the voice of Grimewave, Pete, drops his focus for his campaign for alderman of his city and it may just be one of the better episodes we've ever done. Thanks Pete. Good lord. Just listen.

Noah and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike to talk: urinals in every room, extremely bad tech puns, bad eras in metalcore, bad shirts, nicotine in dire situations, deftones impressions, crashin cars, suckin Tarantintoes, the president's son is cool, SBOTW, Madlibs which includes a mini lesson in what Joe Coolin it means, and Noah does a choose your own where the smallest hogs topple the biggest mountains

Just the three amigos this episode. The band this week is the riff quarry they call Hellhorse. We talk: Bad names. Commercials. Rainbows. Bills horrible day. Cleaning your inner butt out. Shitbag of the Week with some low hanging fruit tech weenie. Slurs. We then decide to try and make sentences going word for word around the table, then two words. New depths of dumb are explored.

Immediately off to a shakey start due to malfunctioning pens. Connor joins Mike, Bill, and Sean and immediately we forsake the rails. We start a pop punk band because we have a youngster as a guest. Lives destroyed and the people who keep tally of it. A shitty and too long analysis of a brawl between the two singers of Crazytown. Jerry Springer arrives in hell to a penthouse, and his lasting repercussions on exploiting the mentally unwell. A legend is told for SBOTW. Bam Margera. Sean goes to dunks. Connor then destroys us by introducing us to Quora. We make fun of people in 80s and 90s songs comments on youtube.

Dead billionaires on the ocean floor. GTA V. Sean wants to be Ray Liotta. Bill draws Ray Liotta. The pro-wrestling baby. Deep piss. Piss cigarettes and their effects on the human body. We give Martha a new character to expose as gay. Denstists get put on blast. Newport cigarettes get put on blast. Shitty twitter chicks get put on blast. Grandma is sucking dick in a thunderstorm. Seanic The Hedgehog is a mass murderer. Also, we listen to a track by a sick thrash band from the MA area, Death Strider.

Cold open sort of, right into some whistlin rapper.  Mike tries to make his "fetch" happen. Calorie talk. Science wit Sean. Hot sauce caution. Jackass only does dicks now. A tale from Kowloons. WAR MILK. Big Klit. Ass Master (the anti Big Klit). Immediate SBOTW Winner. Cumbusters/CSCUC. Question Mark Buy My Book Suit Guy. Get Money Quick Schemes/Seanybucks. Gaslighting the colorblind. We then do quite possibly the grossest choose your own ever.

My fingers are all broken and I can't type long or it hurts, ouchie, this is a really good episode though, ow, its just Bill, Sean, and Jerry. Mike was wearing huge timbs in New York I think. We do mad libs and say hump a lot. I swear to god this episode is funny.

Sean, Mike, Bill and Jerry are joined by Johna of Johna Jo Media. We talk: farts, Crazytown, farts during concerts, duck privates, animal privates. We then interview Johna and Bill's joke idea falls flat on its face. We get to hear the ins and outs of shooting bands. After the interview we do some mad libs. Thankfully Johna's experience as an english teacher proved really helpful as she gives us not one but SEVERAL lessons in the english language. This is an educational podcast sometimes. We end with the SBOTW, and finally some words of wisdom from Massachusetts most underrated death metal guitarist and person-disser, Pal.

This is it. This is our Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. This is Our Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn part 2. I hate that I just typed that. F*ck you. Enjoy.

The first part of the final session of the Lords of Jnchaos saga. The boys clean up after exploding SIMPs and make their way to the final battleground, a twisted tower of tumult at a once legendary Route 1 establishment. What waits for them inside would make a silver medalist of the 1992 winter olympics shudder.

Noah joins us spitting some hot fire celeb gossip. Jerry has the notes this episode. We talk: the film Oxymorons, Cocaine Bear, the racist spirit bomb, skateboard demo stories, Mike visits Dr. Balls, Sean is a surgical glove, dragon hogs, who is the gayest lord? We play two truths and a lie and there's some surprises and a business proposal.

Well-Traveled-Mick joins Sean, Mike, Jerry and Bill. We discuss: poetry written by a p3d0, regional smoke prices, Uncle Buck, Val Kilmer, party fouls. We then listen to Mick regale us with tales of dicks, guns, and butter. Check out Mick's art at @northeast.necromancy on instagram

Mario joins Bill, Jerry, Sean, and Mike to tell some wholesome stories. This week's "Yes Homo" is Chucky Xavier from X-Men. Sean and Jerry have a beef to settle. Sean shares the story of a true gagger in the woods. The conversation gets wholesome and uplifting. SBOTW ends up actually about poop. We end with a family friendly madlib. Check out Mario's band Perfect Saturday.

Noah joins us. "I don't know dude. I totally forget. I dunno" - Sean

Shawn joins Jerry, Bill, Mike, and Sean. We start with some extremely bad jokes that don't land and Sean says a bunch of slurs towards Jerry. Dumb things people said before trying a drug for their first time. Baked Jesus. Royal Rumble predictions. For no reason whatsoever: DRONE PRISON. Shawn regales us with a tale of a wonderful nu metal cover set. High octane stripper tricks in the wrong setting. We name our SBOTW's. MBTA line personalities. Italians & excess. Jon Favreau. Vore. We finish with some hubungus Madlibs.

The voice of Grimewave joins us in the beginning for some chatting about slim jims, The Office opinions (Sean hates it), Bill tells everyone he has a horrible disease by accident, Peanuts characters, the real people who would die if we could time travel, new segment preview, the actual first Sh!tbag of the Week, Steven Segal horror stories, we end it by the Choose Your Own Choose Your Own where we time travel back to the caveman times.

We don't know what happens in this episode. Ask Fluid Show. Noah edited it!

Dan and Jerry join Bill, Sean, and Mike for our first Sh!tbag of the Week. Also: cops or furries, coke dumps, and we become doctors in the choose your own choose your own.

50 episodes, huh really? Sean Mike and Bill talk: poopin in fast food joints, whipped cream, what is a sports movie?, arguing karate kid, a lot of Rocky talk, more mild vandalism, tales of a shut down orange line, we read some really dope porn, how many times can u nut in a day?

This is the choose your own. But just choose, and choose, and choose. Bill, Dan, Mike, and Sean are catastrophically intoxicated at this point. The longest game of footsie ever played. Multiple sewersides. I don't know, I really don't have words for this. Help me, I am in hell.