Hang on a Minute with Hannah and Kelly

In this week’s Teen Mom Deep Dive we discuss the end of season 9 of Teen Mom 2, including the exhausting three part reunion, along with some current news about the gals (Well, Jenelle, because that’s what you really want, isn’t it?). We start a spoken petition to fire Dr. Drew and talk about the new additions to the cast of Teen Mom OG. • We’ll be back in two weeks with our next episode. • Leave us a review, and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.  

We’re back and better than ever! In this week’s catch up, we tackle some follow-ups before Han tells us about her recent trip to LA. We then discuss health and beauty, Rent the Runway, SF MUNI’s chief resigning, and two podcasts: “Gangster Capitalism” (we called it “Gangster Politics” on the show) and “Court Junkie”. We’ll be back in two weeks with our next episode. • Leave us a review, and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.  

We’re back with another special guest, our friend Serg! He’s hilariously colorful and regales us with stories about festival port-a-potties, his first car, growing up in Phoenix, AZ, selling booze to underage kids at his first job, plastering Playgirl Magazines all over his hometown as a kid, and two separate nights he spent in jail (including one night in Joe Arpaio’s infamous “Tent City”). We then talk San Francisco pet peeves, and music and bars he’s loving now. Serg also recommends Candy Bar (94 Turk St., SF). Ask to see the dressing room. • We have some travel coming up, so we’ll be back in three weeks with our next episode. In the meantime, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

Han and Kel kick off episode 17 chatting rugby and champagne and then sharing a PSA and some Instagram updates. Han then tells us about a traumatic experience she had on MUNI a few weeks ago and we share our thoughts on the latest royal family gossip. We then discuss the movie “Captain Marvel”, the book “Ladies Who Punch - The Explosive Inside Story of The View”, and Beyoncé’s “Homecoming”. Kel wraps it up by sharing some hilarious posts from our neighborhood’s Next Door Page. • We’ll be back in two weeks with our next guest! • Leave us a review, and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

In this rendition of Teen Mom Deep Dive, we’re recapping episodes 12-16 of season 9 of Teen Mom 2. We discuss Chelsea and Cole’s overpriced Itzy Ritzy collab and their home robbery; Briana’s Instagram drama with Devoin, as well as her hair system the last few episodes; Leah’s reliance on Plan B (no shade!) and her relationship with Jeremy (Why don’t her kids like him?); Jenelle’s painfully stupid Instagram Live with her mom, and the fact that Kail’s sister is alive, as well as her relationship with Chris (lawd). • We’ll be back with another recap in two episodes. In the meantime, leave us a review and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

We’re back this week with another special guest and, SURPRISE, she’s related us! Anne is Han and Kel’s  well-adjusted, extensively-educated, and well-read cousin who’s currently pursuing her PhD. In this episode, we chat her dissertation, her previous work at a rape crisis center, and the strike she recently helped organize on her campus on behalf of the graduate teachers’ union. We then chat tight fives and Cameron Esposito, Anne’s dog, Ira, and of the course, the royal family, before we wrap it up with a silly game. • We’ll be back in two weeks with our catch-up and Teen Mom Deep Dive. • Please, for the love of Beyoncé, leave us a review, and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod.

In this edition of Teen Mom Deep Dive, we discuss the validity of Jenelle’s alleged sinus surgery, whether or not Andrew just got out of prison, Kail’s ever-spreading toxicity, and the hair care feud of the century (well, series)! We reluctantly mention Briana, but mostly to say that we love Devoin, and then tackle Leah and Chelsea and the bizarre Midwest baby accent Chelsea’s family has, before moving on to Farrah’s new business venture in Farrah Fables. PS - we were two bloody Mary’s in when we recorded this, so excuse our hysterics. • Leave us a review (Please, seriously. We really will dial you into the pod.) and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

In today’s episode, Han and Kel discuss bad Instagram pranks for April Fool’s Day, one of Kelly’s favorite Instagram dogs who sadly passed, the fact that Han’s dating “Adventure Guy”, an airplane hangar paradise in Berlin, an almost-fatal yacht ride we took around the Bay a few weeks ago, and our biggest problem with San Francisco right now. Kel closes it out with another silly news story before we head into Teen Mom Deep Dive in part 2! • Leave us a review (Please, seriously. We really will dial you into the pod.) and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod. We’ll be back in two weeks with our next guest!

We’re back, and today we have a special guest: our dear friend, Jenn! Jenn and Han used to work together and sat next to each other at the office for two years. They bonded over skincare and the rest is history. Today, she’s on the pod to talk fashion and makeup. We kick things off with an exciting announcement: thanks to our friend, Erin, we now have a logo! Jenn tells us what us what it was like to get her eyebrows microbladed and then we dive into the unfolding college admissions scandal (how could Aunt Becky do us like this?!). We watched an Olivia Jade vlog and each lost a billion brain cells so that you didn’t have to, and we have a lot of questions, like how does Olivia Jade have a headboard in a college dorm? We then play a game where we share our opinions on some of the latest fashion trends, which includes bike shorts and long, pointy nails, among other things. • We’ll be back in two weeks with our catch-up and Teen Mom recap. • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. We’re also on Spotify!

We’re trying something new in this week’s Reality TV Rundown/Roundup: strictly talking Teen Mom! It’s our favorite reality show, and the one we’re most emotionally invested in, so we’re giving it a go (and workshopping names if you have one to suggest). We open by recapping the last few episodes of season 9 of Teen Mom 2 and tackling topics such as why Leah’s boyfriend’s head is so small, the comedic timing of baby Addie, and Kail’s poisonous personality and subsequent lack of storyline. We skim over Briana’s snore of a life before wishing that Cole and Chelsea were our parents, and talking Jenelle’s marriage. On Instagram, we’re over the Us Weekly/OK! Magazine clickbait stories the cast members are peddling (Han fell prey to one on Javi’s stories live on air) and examine the Jenelle/David divorce hoax. And of course, how could we leave Farrah out? In this week’s Farrah Fables we wonder if CPS has been called about Sofia not seeming to go to school and are puzzled over a YouTube ASMR guest appearance she shared. Send us a DM or leave us a comment on our Instagram (@hangonaminutepod) to let us know what you think of our new twist on this segment! • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. We’re also on Spotify!

It’s Stormi’s world and we’re just living in it! Han kicks off this episode by bitching about working out. She then regales us with a story that will remind you of that one time your grandmother tried to use the internet to make a restaurant reservation, before Kelly tells us about “Lorena” on Amazon Prime, a four part mini series that re-examines the Lorena Bobbitt story of the 90’s (Excuse our giggling over the size of her ex-husband’s … appendage.). We then dive into the podcasts we’ve been binging, all of which are semi-macabre true crime stories, including “A Killing on the Cape” (not “Murder”, as we said), “Cold”, “Over My Dead Body”, and “Case Closed”. Kel then quizzes Han in a segment called “Let Me Ask You”. We talk Stormi Webster’s first birthday party, the Jordyn-Kylie-Tristan scandal (It was just breaking as we recorded!), and a few other non-Kardashian topics. Before signing off, we wrap it up with a news story about a woman in China with an enviable hearing condition. • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. We’re also on Spotify!

On today’s episode we have another special guest: our friend Lynna, who hails from Sausalito, CA by way of Ohio. She used to attend Charm School with Han (don’t tell our former head mistress that we forgot to wear our pearls the day of the interview), before embarking on a modeling career in the early 70’s. We talk that job and a few other “firsts” before moving into the late 70’s, where Lynna regales us with stories from her hippie youth and her various rebellions towards the FBI. Kel then serves up a Valentine’s Day treat: a dramatic reading of her Yahoo! Personals messages from the dawn of online dating that will make you cry with laughter. Before we let Lynna go, she dials in her own special guest, Jolane, who tells us her opinions on Beyoncé’s India surrogacy hospitals and Megan Markle. Don’t mind our cackling throughout the entire episode. We’ll be back with our catch up and Reality TB Rundown/Roundup in two weeks! • Give us a follow on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod and leave us a review on iTunes • We’re now on Spotify!

In this week’s Reality TV Rundown/Roundup we discuss the new season of Teen Mom 2 and how we’ll never get over the fact that Leah’s kids wake up at 3:00 in the morning to get to school. We then discuss the drama around Girls’ Night In on Vanderpump Rules (It’s sisters not cisters, Katie!) and delve into who we can and can’t handle looking at on Love After Lockup (if you’re not watching by now, you don’t love yourself).• Leave us a review and follow us on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. PS - We’re now on Spotify!

In today’s episode we discuss Kelly’s recent trip to Utah and her bizarre penchant for mistaken celebrity sightings at airports everywhere. She then tells us about some real celebrity sightings at Sundance Film Festival and we give Shailene Woodley a complementary Armpit Update. Han then tells us about her January of trauma. Between the DMV and her local hardware store, she’s tired of being interacted with whilst in public (new year, same Han). Kel then shares another article about our favorite topic—gender reveals—and we are outraged for Italian cuisine everywhere before inevitably going down the rabbit hole about other reveals gone wrong. • Leave us a review and follow us on Instagram at @hangonaminutepod. PS - We’re now on Spotify!

On today’s episode, our good friend and SF neighbor Liz is hanging out with us! Liz tells us a little about herself before Kelly lets us in on a sub secret she’s been keeping, and we inevitably talk about our fave group activity and HaoM’s Public Awareness Cause: rugby. We then play a celebrity gossip guessing game in which Liz shares some blind items from her favorite website—Crazy Days and Nights (You do not want to miss these bombshells!).We also rehash Liz’s amazing August 2018 wedding for the third (fourth? fifth?) time on the pod, before jumping into some in-depth analysis of TV. We talk Netflix’s “The Innocent Man” and “You”, before diving into reality TV, including MTV’s “Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club”, and “Teen Mom 2”.  Before signing off, Kel asks Liz some rapid fire Q’s from ~Inside Hang on a Minute’s Studio~ (inspired by [stolen from] Inside the Actor’s Studio”). • Leave us a review and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod. We’ll be back next week with Reality TV Rundown (Roundup?

In this week’s Reality TV Rundown (finally figured out the name of this segment) we talk about THE BEST show on TV right now; WETV’s “Love After Lockup”, before exciting ourselves over the premiere of CMT’s “Music City”, then discussing why MTV needs to fire Dr. Drew from the “Teen Mom OG” reunions (why does he always side with the dads?!). We top it off with an attempted rapid-fire recap of 90 Day Fiancé, but inevitably devolve into our specialty: an unlicensed, unsolicited psycho-analysis of the cast members, and take bets on how long each relationship will last. Refresh your glass of wine and place your bets with us! • Follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

We’re ringing in the new year in our first episode of 2019! Join us as we discuss our holidays; from Han’s Christmas in Philadelphia to Kel’s quiet time in SF, we chat about TV-loving nieces, and struggle to pronounce the name for Feast of the Seven Fishes in Italian. We fall down an internet rabbit hole trying to verify whether or not Corgies were bred to be foot rests for royals (spoiler alert: they weren't). We then trade war stories of the humiliation that is domestic airline travel, and Kelly shares the hilarity of Popsugar’s #twinning app and the off-brand results she received. We wind it down by discussing our new year’s resolutions; let’s see how long they last! We’re looking forward to 2019 with you, thanks for listening! • Follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

In this week’s Reality TV Rundown (our last of 2018!), we continue to complain about how exhausting all franchises of The Real Housewives are, and why everybody needs to mean what they say and say what they mean. Kel then gives us a quick update on “Scientology and the Aftermath” on A&E before we dive into our analysis of Teen Mom, and attempt to make sense of the decor in Maci’s new million-square-foot home. We then take a detour to chat about how amazing Serena Williams is—just because—before ruining our night (and your day) by mentioning Farrah Abraham. We wind it down with a recap of the season premiere of “Vanderpump Rules” and agree that halo engagement rings are over, and that emerald cut diamonds are the best (You’re welcome for the free consultation.). • This is our last episode of 2018. Thanks for joining us this year! We’ll see you in 2019 for more hilarity, hyperbole, and general tastelessness. Cheers!

We wrap up 2018 in this week’s episode, in which we tackle follow-ups and shout out our follower of the week (who we’re hoping will get us bottle service the next time we’re in Atlantic City). Han then bemoans her sickly Mercury Retrograde, which happily ended with a #blessed and unexpected life change (It’s not a baby. Thankfully.), before Kel shares a hilarious Yelp review that perfectly captures the trauma of a weekend trip to Ikea. We then fumble our way through politics; Kel talks about “The Clinton Affair” on A&E and Han shares the most relatable part of Michelle Obama’s “Becoming”. Before we wrap it up, Kel shares her weekly headline and we debate the effects of anti-gravity intercourse on a condom. Get your wine glass and ponder with us! • This is our last episode of 2018. Thanks for joining us this year! We’ll see you in 2019 for more hilarity, hyperbole, and general tastelessness. Cheers! ReplyForward

We're talking Teen Mom OG, Keeping up with the Kardashans (specifically, the circus that was Khloe's labor delivery room in Cleveland), and how The Real Housewives are becoming a chore to watch. We also translate all of our favorite Mama Dee, from Real Housewives of Dallas, quotes. So sit back, relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned reality TV therapy. Oh, and don't forget to leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

In this week’s episode, we catch you up on our Thanksgiving (and the fried turkey that accompanied it), and we chat about the California wildfires (and the N95 mask shortage). Kelly then takes us Down the Rabbit Hole on Twitter with a wild tale about an exorcism and Han tells us about “Diana: In Her Own Words”, which is on Netflix now. We wind it down with an Armpit Update (aren’t you lucky, listener!) and Kel leaves us with a news story about an unfortunate shituation. Get your hot toddy ready and enjoy! • Leave us a review and give us a follow on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

Surprise: we have our first guest! In this special episode, we interview our best friend Bobby—a legendary blonde Brooklyn-ite (by way of Detroit, honey) who could drink your single alcoholic aunt under the table, but still show up to his boutique workout class on time. He tells us about a recent bachelorette party he attended in Atlantic City, whose shenanigans included a hot male stripper and Bobby’s friend pimping him out for $50 at a sandwich stand. He also tells us about a Buzzfeed quiz that revealed his trash content, the delicate dance of being a gay man who loves Chick-Fil-A, and the one time he coughed on Beyoncé (how dare he!). He then teaches us what a rusty trombone is and we play Plead the Fifth before he leaves us with some parting career advice. • To see some of the visuals from our interview, including Bobby’s Halloween costume and his luscious locks, head to our Instagram @hangonaminutepod. See you next next Tuesday!

On this week’s Reality TV Roundup, we jump right back in to the #blessed mess that is “Teen Mom OG” and our usual Farrah Abraham dramatic reading for a feverish examination of Mackenzie Edwards’ wedding planning website. Han then gives Kel a (sloppy) update on MTV’s “Young + Pregnant” before we  succumb to the rosé we’ve been drinking • Leave us a rating on iTunes and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

On this week’s episode, we’re back from our self-imposed Fall Break and ready to kick off our new public awareness campaign. Hint: it‘s athletic yet terrifying and likes to wear small shorts. Then we rejoice in the birth of Han’s newest niece, and Kel tells us about her new fave podcast: “Gladiator: Aaron Hernandez & Football, Inc.”, and what she’s reading (“The Favorite Sister” by Jessica Knoll). Han then tells us about “Salt, Fat, Acid, and Heat” on Netflix, but not before we bemoan its useless app on Roku. Kel then winds it down with a lullaby of an article about a gender reveal gone wrong. Also, somebody please tell us how to vote on California’s Prop 8! • Slap on your jockstrap, pour that rosé, and hop in the scrum with us! • Leave us a rating on iTunes and follow us on Instagram @hangonaminutepod

In this week’s Reality TV Rundown, we air or grievances towards the snorefest that is Ashlee + Evan, Kel talks about starting the 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days journey, Han does another one of her Emmy Award Winning interpretive readings of a Farrah Abraham Instagram post. We also discuss what the Kardashians do and do not have time for and which Kardashian/Jenner we would choose to be the legal guardian of our (non-existent) children. (Spoiler alert - IT'S NOT ROB)

We're back!! In this week’s catch-up session we discuss how we were not feeling ourselves in Episode 3, Han issues a public apology for mixing up the Wawa hoagie sizes and we brag about getting our first Bravolebrity "like" on Instagram (we're looking at you Captain Sandy from Below Deck Med). Also, Han fills us in on her weekend getaway to Ojai, Kel discusses her obsession with the podcast "Dr. Death", and we confess our undying love for "Crazy Rich Asians" and crow's feet. Han then debriefs us on a hideous holistic health secret she’s been keeping, and Kel leads us in a bitch fest about the epidemic of awful restaurant service plaguing SF. Pour some Pilsner follow us on insta @hangonaminutepod and enjoy!

In this week’s Reality TV Rundown, we discuss Ashlee Simpson’s upcoming E! show,  the mishegoss that was the RHONY three part reunion, Farrah Abraham’s alleged biopic, and Keeping up with the Kardashians.

In this week’s episode we discuss Kel’s Labor Day weekend trip to Florida, what the hell a catamaran is, Wawa hoagies, Ina Garten’s engagement chicken, our latest reads (including our queen Beyoncé’s September Vogue cover), the trauma of a Whole Foods checkout line, and if we’re pro- or anti-scrunchie. Tie your hair back, pour some rosé, and enjoy! PS - our Instagram is up and running at @hangonaminutepod !

In this week's Reality TV Rundown we discuss the travesty that was the 2018 MTV Video Music Awards, J.Lo's cameo on Will&Grace, whether or not a boxers arms are considered deadly weapons, Keeping up with the Kardashians, Farrah Abraham (duh!), and the unsung hero of Bravo - "The Real Housewives of Dallas" where we discuss how rich everyone is in Texas and reveal how great our math skills are after downing 2 bottles of wine.