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Shoveling Asbestos & Home Maintenance Tiny Homes & RV Life Home Videos Anger & Reset Vaccine #2 “Normal” Human Experience Exercise The Catcher in the Rye Candles & Sweatpants Asbestos Again? Breaking News Tony Hawk & Celebrity Sightings Sopranos King of Staten Island The Little Things Zach’s Kid Zach Burdening Zach Album Recs Outro: Camp Trash – Weird Carolina 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Vaccine Biking & Rowing Review Analyzers Amazon Tonal Dieting & Obese Zach High School Fashion Video Rental Unnecessary Shaming & Superiority Kale, Airpods, & Bruxism Brendan Fraser Morgan Wallen Armie Hammer’s Cannibalism & Deuxmoi South Loop Giant Pimples Playboi Carti On the Rocks, Ted Lasso, One Night in Miami Blind Whiskey Tasting Non-Alcoholic Cocktails? Outro: The Dirty Nil – Doom Boy 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

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Remote show opportunities Droll weather conversation Alcoholic Beverages Owning homes Electrical Work Failures Roof water & fire Have to & cant The Terminal List Harrison Ford hazardous piloting Colin flying The XFL Mountain dew & whiskey Pavel Tsatsouline & kettle bells Never getting better at golf Seasons & No Seasons Pickup Trucks Shop Class Local TV Stations Tread, Chefs Table BBQ Outro: The Stanfields - Run on the Banks

Wedding Winner Murdering Mice Brian Fall Decoration Thanksgiving Buffalo Trace Film Analyzation Digital Hoarding Have To Can’t Pets, Sitting Rooms, Secret Doors Rick Moranis Electric Work Chit Chat Chef Show Tartine & Breads Change Gambling Good Will Hunting, Pen15 I’m Thinking of Ending Things The Devil All the Time, Da 5 Bloods Baby Talk, Borat 2 niiice., Bartees Strange, Field Medic Coffee Tasting Outro: Bartees Strange – Boomer 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Guest: Max Playing Sports Climbing Trees Caring for Homes Watering Plants Feeling Nostalgia Staying in Character Playing THPS Smoking Cigars Planning Retirement Drinking Whiskey Working from Home Inventorying Trees Visiting the ER Chatting Cats & Dogs Reviewing Whiskey Talking Beer Forever Watching Movies Discussing Motor Sports Slurring Words Blacking Out Outro: HIGHWAY SNIPER – 2039 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Zach’s Mansion Zach’s Drinking Dishwashers Plants, Pizza, & Pickups Craigslist & Hoarding Have To Can’t Chris Evans Penis Rick Moranis & Snapple TikTok & Mulan Scared in the House Zach’s Michigan Cabin Trip Micro Movie/TV/Book Reviews Perry Mason, Love Guaranteed Lovecraft Country, The Rental Peanut Butter Falcon, Host 1 BR, Straight Up, Shrill Rooney, Saunders, Orwell Orson Welles Gin Cocktails Outro: Dominic Fike – Superstar Shit 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

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Zach’s Apology Zach’s Sobriety 1312 Extinction & Orange Skies Zach’s Move Zach’s Postponed Wedding Handy Zachs Discord Have To Can’t Bugs, Mice, Rats Pickups Floor is Lava New York Pizza Charley Crockett Micro Movie/TV Reviews iOS 14 Lynn Shelton Micro Album Reviews Media Bias Chart Outro: Charley Crockett – Jamestown Ferry 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Guest: Randomian Early Podcasts Podcast Yet to Be Named Early Internets Canada Cereal vs. Soup Canadians vs. Americans Quizno’s Hamster Cool Dad Zach + Kid? Elope Dude Where’s My Car? Have To Can’t THPS Emo Kiwi Skins Swipe Keyboards Grant Achatz + Hot Dogs Micro Album & TV Reviews Dead to Me, Run, Rupaul’s Drag Race Children’s TV Shows Zach’s Very Drunk Outro: Bad Religion – American Jesus 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com ­­

Tequila Pineapple Chopping & Juicing Hummus YouTube, Jericho, Peter Jackson Zach & Trent ASMR Baby Chills Adlerian Psychology & Self Help Have To Can’t Kim Jong Un, Proboscis Monkey Mass Extinction Jacked Olds A Dog’s Purpose, Bad Education Dave, Eat Out America Baby Update Cooked with Cannabis Eye Contact Loungewear Improv, Nesting, Espresso Micro Album Reviews Outro: Jaguar Jonze – Rabbit Hole 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Zach’s House Supper Clubs, Gluten-Free Cooking Homework Chicago Accents Wigs, Masks The T*tty Drawer Have To Can’t John Prine, Ellen, Poker Thrift Stores Escalator & Turn Signal Sync Lever Espresso Machines Coffee, Electric Cars Zoom Cheeks WFH Kidding & Jim Carrey Tastemade & Lentils Too Hot to Handle Ball Soup Babies on Social Media Outro: Roger Harvey – Burn One With John Prine 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

The World’s End Pt. IV: Slow Showers Chairs Crafting Chevy Bolt The World’s End Pt. V: Social or Reclusive Society? Online Poker Have To Can’t Jackass Whipped Coffee Camelback Crickets & Extermination The Brookses, The Onion Bidets, Faux Drug Pickups OXO, Flight Refunds The Invisible Man, Disney+ The World’s End Pt. VI: Animals in the City Dave Chang Concerts from Home Micro Album Reviews Politics Outro: Deb Never – Stone Cold 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com ­­

The World’s End Zach’s New Job Zach New Home & New Hair Basements Flooding, Broken Heat, Squalor Paris The World’s End Pt II: Snickers Have To Can’t AmazonBasics, Kent Rollins Cowboy Cooking Mattresses & Pillows Protecting Yourself Saxophonists, Michelin Zach’s 30th Birthday WFH Micro Movie/Book/TV/Music Reviews Outsider, Horse Girl, Love is Blind The World’s End Pt III: Hospitality 1917, Honey Boy, Chef Show Pasta, Kidding, Comedy Specials Tiger King, Uncut Gems Micro Album Reviews Outro: Paul Simon – Run That Body Down 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

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Guest: CJ Mesh & Bone Pimp My Ride, Horns, Lenny Kravitz Show Choir Improv Childhood Independence Taking Pictures Anxiety Have To Can’t Improv Pt. 2 Chris Farren, Emo Panic Attacks Truth or Drink Pepperoni Zoomies Married at First Sight Improv Pt. 3 Outro: The Sloppy Boys – Smashing the Plates 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com ­­

Home Buying Carpet Home Renovations Love Sac Buzz Cuts Have To Can’t Grown Ups 3 Script Anonymous Letter Micro Movie Reviews Marriage Story, Knives Out, Two Popes Jay and Silent Bob Reboot, Ad Astra, Parasite Ready or Not, Vanderpump, Circle Palm Oil, Ricky Gervais, Lev Parnas Subway Creatures, Rapaport Keto & Gallstones My WW AEW Micro Album Reviews Outro: Dogleg – Fox 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Guest: Colin Florida Guest Questions Aliens, Disliking People Woodworking & Hurricanes Snakes Hair & Eating Barbeque & Austin, TX Have To Can’t Top Gun 2 Who’s Younger? Cats, Ralphing, Band Class Alternatino, Pacino Plane Talk Titanic Micro Movie & TV Show Reviews Whiskey Raising Children & R-Rated Movies Adam Driver Star Wars Jennifer Lopez Dancing Lifetime, Ballet Surprise Birthday Party Vans & Pickup Trucks Boston & New York Politics Outro: Big Chuk – Gravity 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Guest: Brian Toilet Phones Bow Huntin’ Stuck in Rocks Pappy Van Winkle & Rare Beer Have To Can’t Vegas Fancy Starbucks Jewel Shoplifting Death Disney+ Politics? Hank Wedding Planning Outro: 03 Greedo & Kenny Beats – Brad Pitt 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Guest: Jason Pizza Dream Man Remote Workin’, New York Livin’ Croissant Computer Gamin’ Growing Up Romanian Have To Can’t Gossip Girl Booksmart, Good Boys Thanksgiving Food Myspace, Instafamous Photography Muay Thai Keto, Fasting, OMAD Butchering a Pig Pokemon Card Unboxing Poldark, Acne Studios House Offer Outro: The Devil Wears Prada – To the Key of Evergreen 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Clue & Bert Kreischer Formal Hats & Grandparents Househunting Zach’s Engagement & Kishi Bashi Aspiration Baby Update Corrections Have To Can’t Dead to Me, Living With Yourself Baby Eating Foods Charcoal Voicemails PSLs Bursa Flu Shots Chicken Sandwiches, Robinhood Baguette Vending Machines Whiteclaw Billionaire, $31m Watch Australia Fires, Work Honesty Micro Movie Reviews Micro Album Reviews Outro: Pip the Pansy – Breathing Fire 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Guest: Max Korean BBQ Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner Flip Phone Update Efficiency at Work Proposal Breakfast Carmex Ed Norton & Podcasts Hunting & Bike Riding The Irishman Movie Theaters Winter Sleep Uninformed Opinions Beer Habit-Stacking, Sobriety Micro Movie/TV Reviews Outro: Gucci Mane – Big Booty (feat. Megan Thee Stallion) 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com ­­

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Bleached Kirk Douglas, Bill Hader Idaho Joker Late Night Have To Can’t Halsey, Lizzo Skunk, Just a Dash, Fall Snowbirds Home Buyers? Michelin Cheddar Broth Cookin’ Bernie, Hearts, Dems San Marzano, Medium Raw Fleabag, Bond Toy Story, Spider-Man, Midsommar Rocketman, Chef Show Album Reviews Rick Bayless & Animal Yearbook Outro: Zach Bryan – God Speed 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

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Guest: Brian Hittin’ the Gym Belts Friendship Scale Baby Talk TRL Marathon Training Nipples Tattoo Healing Best/Worst Rapidfire One Bite Chick-fil-A Maruchan Ramen Milk Challenge Country Music & Party Bus Phish Saunas                    Stationary Bike Outro: Heart to Gold – Tokyo 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com ­­

Outside DVDs, Criterion Collection Have To Can’t Veggie Burgers Lima, Peru The Lion King & Disney Live Action Eddie Murphy Sword of Trust Butterflies & Birds Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Ceiling Mystery Acadia Love Island Children’s Books Euphoria & Spider-man Caribbean Life The Pattern Micro Music Reviews Outro: Moon Hooch – Give Yourself to Love 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Profound Quotes Malort Harry Potter Woodworking Work Anger Stranger Things Rom Coms LA Food Have To Can’t Pumping Philadelphia Spin the Wheel, Holey Moley, Awake Good Eats & Acorn Global Warming & Trees Anxious Dogs Duality Jonathan Van Ness, David Letterman Micro Movie Reviews Spider-Man, Shazam, Yesterday How Far is Tattoo Far? Chicago Scooters Micro Album Reviews Little Mermaid Outro: Prince Daddy & the Hyena – Slip 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Carnivals Stick Shifting Baby Dreams & Shotgunning Bike Riding Backwards Stream College Visit Waterboarding & Fruit Ninja Have To Can’t Wrestling, Botswana, Lions Tasting Breast Milk Micro Movie Reviews Us, Vice, Easy, Chef Show Baby Acne Pregnancy Before Marriage? Working Outside Work Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Outro: Courrier Sud – Dreams 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com ­­

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Guest: Max Nice Man Costa Rican Lava Have To Can’t Teeth Tesla Driving Trucks Moose Knuckles & Moose Animals Safari Redux & Hunting Pathletes Saxophone High School Stupid Immature Things Aldabra White-Throated Rail Golf Non-Smart Phone Drinking Anxiety Bike Talk Politics Talk Full NPR Too Many People Drunk Lotion Pharmacist Processes Bathroom Judgment Shaving Back to Politics Talk Micro Movie Reviews Outro: Wreath of Hogs – Anytime I Want 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

Guest: Jack Outside Recording & Sunglasses Rapid Fire Guest Questions Moose Millennials Have To Can’t Derby Baby Workshop Hyperhidrosis Lotion Wolf Hunting Venmo/Cash App Debit Cards Musicals Genius Yelp Reviews Flu Ski Trips Jack’s Predictions Outro: Heart Attack Man – Cut My Losses 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

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Africa Travel South Africa Safari Animals Moving Sentimental vs. Not Sentimental Have To Can’t Sext Spam Xolair & Asthma Vanderpump Rules Australians Zimbabwe Billions Micro Movie Reviews The OA Plane Anxiety Fantastic Beasts The Oath Observe & Report, Kevin James Bicycles Outro: ALASKALASKA – Bees 847-461-9598 havetopodcast@gmail.com

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