I Hate It, Let's Watch It

You've heard us talk about it hundreds of times across our nearly 200 episodes. We have yet to find a movie that can top it. We've begged you to go back and listen to this episode, and now it's at the top of your feed so you have no excuse. IT'S KILLER SOFA! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll cry from laughing! If you love everything our podcast stands for, you will love this movie and this episode. It brings us great joy to share it with you all again.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

If you thought this year's Super Bowl was boring, we challenge you to endure the 99 minutes of Sidelined: The QB & Me and then come talk to us. Formulaic, cheesy, and completely devoid of any real conflict, this fumble of a film misses the mark in every direction. (Shout outs to Drew Ray Tanner and James Van Der Beek for being our only salvation.) Tubi, we beg you, please stop making movies out of Wattpad fanfiction.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We dug up a hidden gem for y'all this week. The Estate is a surprisingly successful black comedy with brilliant acting and scriptwriting, and it is a refreshing change of pace from our usual fare. A famous face here and there adds a bit of spice, and the third act plot twist will both delight and astonish you. Can't recommend enough that you all check this one out!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We have to admit -- it takes a very creative mind to work excessive violence, S&M kink, and Elon Musk into a Cinderella story. But we also must ask the question, just because it can be done, does that mean it should be done? No. Unequivocally no. We're back to our regularly scheduled nonsense this week with Cinderella's Revenge, and while we weren't exactly impressed, it was a vast improvement over mega-snoozefest that was Megalopolis. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Of all the bullets we've taken for you, our precious listeners, this one has to be the biggest. Megalopolis promised A LOT and delivered...moving sidewalks. A star-studded cast and critically acclaimed director could not save this pretentious exercise of elitism from its own inaccessibility, and we learned that lesson repeatedly over the 138-minute run time. Save yourselves -- listen to our recap, if not simply so that our sacrifice was not made in vain. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Very few podcasts would dare to touch the controversial topics we cover in this episode, such as robot fluids, the line between infidelity and sex toys, and how anyone thought "Nick" was the appropriate name for Italian Stallion, Michele Morrone. We gave Megan Fox one more chance to change our minds, and even though we found her performance as an emotionless robot more believable than her other human characters, the whole movie falls flat in the wake of several other films and tv shows that have already done this premise and done it way better. Starting 2025 off strong with this one!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Our search for Megan Fox's redemption continues! We're giving her as many chances as we can, including this 2021 horror/action flick, which didn't quite hit the mark but was a vast improvement over Midnight in the Switchgrass. If you think it's not cold enough outside these days (hello, polar vortex), check out our episode on Till Death, which will have you questioning exactly how much hypothermia a person can survive.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

What better way to welcome the next 365 days on this planet than with a movie that can generously be described as a gratuitous sex montage? We are manifesting all things steamy and sexy for 2025, so buckle up for a new year of hate-watch movies with your favorite podcast girlies!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

To finish off both our holiday lineup AND the year of 2024, we are pleased to bring you "It's A Wonderful Knife," a criminally underrated Christmasy slasher film that filled us with hope for the entertainment industry. Despite a few minor imperfections, we both agreed that this film was a bit of stabby festive fun, and as Dawn will tell you, when you've got Justin Long, you can't go wrong. Happy Holidays to all of our AMAZING listeners, and we hope to continue entertaining your earbuds in 2025!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

This week, we return for a third and final time to our favorite non-Christmasy Christmas franchise: The Gingerdead Man! If you thought the first two films were insane, you're still not adequately prepared for the nonsense going on here. Saturday Night Cleaver is the best kind of stupid from the Scientific Research Institute for the Study of Homicidal Baked Goods to the REAL story of what happened at Pearl Harbor, a day that will truly live in infamy after this revelation. We had a lot of fun with this one, and we think you all will, too!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Wrapping up our coverage of the Lindsay Lohan Netflix movie trilogy, we are delighted to bring you feel-good, Christmas-adjacent Our Little Secret! A pleasant surprise of excellent casting, decent writing, and just enough heart-warming sincerity to avoid being cheesy, we're going to recommend that you all add this one to your holiday watch lists.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

The holiday season is upon us and so is Netflix's avalanche of terrible Christmas rom-coms, and we are kicking off December with The Merry Gentlemen (think Magic Mike, but make it CHRISTMAS). Even Chad Michael Murray's bewitching V can't distract us from how dull and uninventive this movie is...okay, it distracted us A LITTLE BIT.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

It's Turkey Day, y'all, and what better way to celebrate than by listening to our acclaimed recap of this absolute turkey of a film. Nothing gives Thanksgiving like a movie that is way too long and contains an absurd amount of screaming and f-bombs. Plus our strange queen Julia Fox is an inspiration as always. Happy Thanksgiving to all of our listeners! We appreciate you and how you've helped our podcast grow over the years.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

As we approach Thanksgiving, it's good to have a reminder that no matter how much our families irritate us, they're not even half as bad as the one featured in this week's throwback flick, Inheritance. This year, we're thankful our dads didn't imprison some dude in a bunker and gift him to us upon their deaths. Oh, and we're thankful for all of YOU!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Throwing it all the way back to the early days of I Hate It, Let's Watch It, this oldie but a goodie might be an all too timely reminder of the reproductive health crisis still relevant today...but let's focus on the questionable directing and plot holes that abound in False Positive instead. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Need a pick-me-up this week? Temporarily suspend the horrors of reality by revisiting our recap of 2022 Netflix original movie sensation, Fall. With a rumored sequel (how??) in the works, there's no better time than the present to find out what all the fuss was about.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We're celebrating Halloween this year with a movie that is decidedly more trick than treat, but we invite you to come on the journey with us and decide for yourself! Benny Loves You is the bastard spawn of Child's Play and Toy Story, and while this film doesn't have a serious bone in its body, it is absolutely ruthless and irreverent when it comes to storytelling. The cast of highly unlikeable characters is somewhat balanced out by our adorable, if not slightly stabby, villain, and despite all the innocent blood spilt along the way, we couldn't help rooting for Benny, who just wanted to cuddle and play. Always remember, Benny loves you, and we do, too! Happy Halloween!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

This campy, romantic spin on a classic monster tale is unexpectedly fun and delightful, or maybe our brains have just eroded so much this spooky season we can't tell up from down anymore. Set in the 80s purely for the vibes, Lisa Frankenstein finds its success in nostalgia, quirky humor, and A+ casting, not to mention the most creative repurposing of a tanning bed we've ever seen. Was it perfect? Hell no, we've got notes. But if you don't take it too seriously, we think you'll enjoy this one, too! Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Welcome to Hella Burger, home of the Hella Burger, can Horny take your order? While this movie certainly has its issues with storytelling, Drive Thru totally nails the vibe of being a high school student in the mid-2000s. Especially if your parents were assholes who bullied a kid TO DEATH and that kid came back in the form of a fast food restaurant mascot to get his revenge on you. Such a universal pubescent experience, we're feeling so nostalgic. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

This week on the I Hate It, Let's Watch It: Spooky Season lineup, we have Suitable Flesh, and if you guessed that the featured monster of this horror flick would be a sex-crazed, body-swapping octopus demon, well, we're impressed. And we want to be friends. Heather Graham shines in this fairly predictable but stabbalicious thriller, and if we had only gotten a bit less gore and a lot more lore, it might have been more satisfying. But if you're looking for the juiciest decapitation we've ever seen or enjoy a little knife play in the bedroom, this is the film for you! Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We're kicking off spooky season with Austria's first (and hopefully only) zombie movie that dares to ask the question...what if a snowmaking machine didn't make snow, but made zombies instead? If that sounds like a bad business plan to you, you'd be correct, and weirdly enough, it also makes for a bad movie. With 99% of the film's budget going straight to fake bloody viscera and bumpy skin growths, it's the script and plot that suffer most as we join this cast of mostly bland and unlikeable characters on their alpine misadventure. But the movie doesn't take itself too seriously, so we'll give it two out of five spleens.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

As the saying goes, all good things must come to an end and in our case, all bad things as well, which is why we haven't lost our minds (yet). It's the end of Season 4 of Emily in Paris and the end of our Parisian-centric episodes, but we're seeing more international destinations in our future so we can't be too sad about it. Are Emily and Gabriel over for good? Will Genevieve succeed in...whatever devious thing she's planning to do? What is Emily in Paris without Paris? Let us talk you through it all on our finale recap!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

It's Christmas in Paris, and no one is getting what they want this year. Emily gets ditched on a ski slope, Sylvie gets a new roommate/employee in the form of Laurent's sketchy daughter from a previous relationship, and babies around the world will be getting rattles full of Maison Lavaux perfume in their stockings, so literally no one is happy, especially us. It's time to find out what Genevieve is really up to and if Emily will decide to ditch Gabriel and Paris for Rome and her new love interest, Marcello...Join us next week for some celebratory champagne and the Season 4 finale!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We hope you're not lactose intolerant because while Savoring Paris pretends to be a rom-com about an American woman searching for fulfillment and a grumpy Frenchman waiting for a second chance at love, it's actually a film about cheese. The plot, the scenery, the smells, the drama -- cheese is at the center of it all. While you better brie-lieve we love a gouda romance movie, this one falls just a bit short of the mark due to its Hallmark Channel AI-generated storylines. Still, there's something charming about our main characters and their cheesy puns, which is more than we can say for Emily in Paris. Speaking of which, stay tuned to the end of the episode where we briefly discuss our thoughts on the trailer for Emily in Paris, Season 4 Part 2 to get you prepped and ready for our recaps resuming next week! Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

When Stephen King takes to Twitter to declare a Netflix original shark movie with an objectively questionable premise "really quite good," you HAVE to vet it. So, we did. And we're here to tell you that it was, in fact, NOT quite good. It was actually quite bad, and we have the math to prove it. Without a strong core mission to hold it all together, Under Paris flails about in the water for 104 minutes before simply giving up and sinking to the bottom of the Seine where it belongs. Still, we enjoyed following the journey of our dynamic diva of a lead, and we wish her all the best as new mayor of Paris (just to be clear, we're talking about our shark queen, Lilith; not the should-be-dead-in-the-first-five-minutes conservation scientist, Sophia.) #TEAMLILITH Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

This week, we're wrapping up our coverage of Part 1 of Emily in Paris, and, man, have the discussion topics changed since last time. In classic EiP fashion, we're abruptly moving on from central plotlines like Alfie, Sylvie's survivor story, and pretty much everything we were worried about in the first three episodes to a bunch of things we didn't want to be worried about because we thought they were resolved. Emily's Three's Company living situation takes yet another turn, and Mindy appears to be on the precipice of rekindling things with Benoit. Poor Luc is getting abused by his girlfriend AND the writers, and we just want justice for everyone except Emily.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We're off to a rough start here in Season 4 of Emily in Paris, but buckle up because we're in it for the long haul. Between the tired love triangles, the cliched sit-com moments, and the inexplicable personality pivots, we're scared to see what the rest of Part 1 will bring us. Only one person can save us from this assured destruction, and it is our queen, Sylvie Grateau. (Okay, fine, two people -- can't forget our beloved Luc). Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Ready or not, here she comes! Emily Cooper is BACK, which means we are freebasing champagne to prepare for yet another season of her ridiculous antics, but before we dive head-first into brand new chaos, we're here to get you caught up on all the Season 3 tea. Where did we leave off with Emily, Gabriel, Alfie, Mindy, and all our favorite Savoir pals?? Plus, we dissect the trailer for Season 4 and make some predictions, which is easier than it should be because this show has a habit of just staying exactly the same. Join us on our latest journey and look for our upcoming coverage of Season 4 of Emily in Paris!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Depending on which one of your lovely podcast hosts you ask, this movie was either full-on CRINGE or unexpectedly amusing. But what we can agree on is that this movie was too long, Nicole Kidman was miscast, "Zara" was the wrong name for Joey King, and the film should have been released with Hallmark Channel's Christmas line-up. Let us know what YOU thought about this one on our socials! Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

DUDE! THIS MOVIE FRIGGIN' SUCKED! Offensive to all kinds of groups (astronauts, Floridians, people with nine toes, and basically anyone with more than two brain cells), Space Cadet spreads the dangerous message that all it takes is a total lack of self-awareness and a sprinkle of creative thinking to become an astronaut. This one misses the mark by a lightyear due to its unreasonable demand that the audience forgo all logical thinking and its failure to deliver a satisfying, emotional core that brings the whole thing together. Also, bad CGI, cringey dialogue, and questionable costume design -- our favorites!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

The movie equivalent of a Kardashian, Mother of the Bride is pretty to look at but DAAAMN, SHE BE DUMB! Jam packed with succulent eye candy (Brooke Shields, Benjamin Bratt, CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY) and the stunning backdrop of Thailand, you'd think this 90-minute Netflix rom-com would be a cute and funny yet profound study on what sexuality and relationships mean to women as they age, but you would be absolutely incorrect. What we get instead is a very confused, super cliched, seen-it-a-million-times film that is completely devoid of an emotional core (and Chad Michael Murray...seriously, the man is only in approx 8 minutes of this movie and we are currently in the midst of suing Netflix for this egregious mistake). JUSTICE FOR LUCAS!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We've reached the end of our Bridgerton project (for now), and there are both celebrations (primarily from Lisa) and tears (exclusively from Dawn). We'll give you all the tea on whether Cressida decided to take the high road; whether Colin could put his hot air balloon-sized ego aside long enough to let Penelope clean up her own messes; and, if Francesca and John's wedding really went as smoothly as it seemed... And that's a wrap on Bridgerton until Season 4 drops in two years! But if you had fun on this journey with us, you should check out our upcoming coverage of equally cringe movies and shows, including (but not limited to) Emily in Paris, Space Cadet, Mother of the Bride, and more to come! Stay tuned!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

It's the "Pen"-ultimate episode of Season 3, and Lady Whistledown's situation is more precarious than ever. Can Penelope convince Colin to become Lord Whistledown or must she accept her fate as "just a Bridgerton," which (let's be real, girl) is not the end of the world? Will Cressida send the whole house of cards toppling to the ground for a shot at a better life? Will the Mondriches snub yet ANOTHER invitation to tea in some weird, misguided power play -- Just kidding, we don't give a crap about them and we will not waste more than 90 seconds of your valuable time discussing them. It's all up for debate for at least one more week until we bring you the exciting (?) conclusion of Bridgerton: Season 3!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Apologies, dear listeners, for the unexpected delay in bringing these latest episodes to you but we assure you that it was worth the wait! All hell is breaking loose in the world of Bridgerton as pressure is building on Lady Whistledown to reveal herself and we suddenly have not one but two couples ready to take that stroll down the aisle. If this show knows how to do anything correctly, it's how to make a goddamn mess out of anything that is going smoothly, so we're bracing ourselves for the needlessly dramatic conclusion sure to come. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We're halfway through the season and all of Colin and Penelope's building sexual tension finally comes to head...or should we say, a finger? (Or two.) It's zero to sixty from a diddle in the carriage to a ring on the finger, but who cares how we got there once we get there? With four episodes to go, we await the inevitable second act twist in which Lady Whistledown must reveal her secret. We're also looking forward to Cressida's potential redemption arc, Francesca and John exchanging perhaps four or five words at a time, and discovering what the beef is between Lady Danbury and her dashing brother Marcus. All this to come in our next installments of The Bridgerton Project! Stay with us! There's safety in numbers!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Despite inflating our hopes last week with that steamy kiss, Mission Polination slows down this week to the pace of an escaping hot air balloon. And speaking of hot air, both Cressida and Penelope are full of it as they compete for Lord Debling's affections, and we get nothing but air from Francesca, who finds her soulmate in John Stirling and simply breathes in his presence for a few moments before excusing herself to go home early. Damn, this show is sexy. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Things take a turn for the worse this week as Penelope is forced to out her own charm school scandal in Lady Whistledown and we discover that the Featherington sisters know even less about making babies than Daphne Bridgerton, which is...an accomplishment. But there's a sliver of hope for all you Polinators out there because our featured couple FINALLY does something besides air sharing and longing glances across a crowded room...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Break out your antihistamines, gentle listeners, because it's Polin season on Bridgerton! We may have accidentally taken a drowsy formula because so far, Episode 1 has threatened to put us right to sleep. The only thing putting a pep in our step at this stage is Colin's inexplicable glow-up and Portia Featherington's determination to get buns in her daughters' ovens ASAP. Otherwise, we'll just be waiting here patiently for the whole Lady Whistledown situation to blow up in Penelope's face, though we won't be holding our breath...   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We made it to the finish line of what can only be described as both a marathon AND a sprint -- Fair listeners, we bring you the final installment of Bridgerton, Season 2, just in time for the drop of Season 3! We'll get you all caught up on Kate and Anthony (will they or won't they??), the most scandalous Featherington scam to date (trade rubies for palladium and it's basically a Hiram Lodge fanfiction), and is Lady Whistledown about to be unmasked?? Don't miss this final recap before we get ready to dive into the newest season of Bridgerton, which we will selflessly continue to cover for all you incomparable diamonds out there.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Mamma mia, here we go again. A little deja vu to start the second season of Bridgerton, as we get introduced to several new characters whose names we will struggle to remember as well as a number of perfectly reasonable misunderstandings that will surely lead to heartbreak and drama in the second half. Still, if there's one thing we can say with absolute certainty at this point (something we never thought we'd say at this stage in Season 1), it's that Anthony Bridgerton must be protected at all costs, muttonchops or no muttonchops!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

And just like that, we are wrapping up Season 1 of Bridgerton, and let's just say, we had some THOUGHTS. Despite having just over 4 hours of show time, we are unsure of what we accomplished here in the second half of this first season besides a ton of parties, several man-child hissy fits, and a (possible) murder??? Oh, and we also found out who Lady Whistledown is, and if you want to know, too, you'll just have to listen and find out.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Oh, god -- it's happening. We're doing it. That's right, people. It is finally time for us to sink our teeth into the Netflix sensation known as Bridgerton. Our ambitious goal is to get fully up to speed on the first two seasons by the time Season 3 premieres in May, so hold on to your feathered hats because here we go! In Part 1 of our series, we get into the Who's Who of this cast of MANY similar-looking characters and summarize the events of the first 4 episodes of Season 1. So, if you're new to Bridgerton or you're a devoted fan who needs a refresher before starting Season 3 next month, join us on this delightfully succinct, strictly need-to-know recap journey. xoxo the Ladies Whistledown   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

If you're looking for a creative writing prompt, we recommend you watch The Strays and then write a novel to fill in all the blanks because this movie leaves quite a bit to the imagination. Perhaps if they had spent less time on itchy scalps, late-night Chinese food orders, and the most awkward game of Scrabble you've ever seen, we might be more satisfied with the story being told. But alas, here we are again...just scratching our heads.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

One of the best "How NOT To" guides we've ever seen on how to rob a millionaire, Shattered is going to teach you everything you don't want to do on your next Robin Hood-inspired adventure, starting with rule #1: Leave your stepfather OUT OF IT. And if you don't feel like watching the entire thing, just check out the two-minute trailer, which manages to spoil pretty much every plot twist that might have made this movie interesting...and then come listen to us fill you in on the rest (of which, there is not much). Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Should have called this movie The Lost Plot, because we sure as hell couldn't find it. The movie shamelessly teased us with the promise of an exciting plot twist or a dangerous encounter only to give us...a worm. And an appreciation for our own mothers, who could never even come close to the insanely selfish matriarchs featured in The Lost Daughter. What a snoozefest. Save yourself some time, and just listen to us tell you about it. Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Hop on board the crazy train with us this Easter and give this eggs-ellent movie a chance! What more do you need to celebrate the most solemn and holy high holiday of the Catholic religion than an elementary school bus massacre, a token pair of fake breasts (that bait you into thinking this might be a sexy movie -- it's not), and a mentally unstable man in a bunny suit with an unlimited arsenal of weapons? All of that has to be in the Bible somewhere. And if you like this movie, apparently it's the second movie in a trilogy, so good luck with the rest of them.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We've said it before, we'll say it again: We are HERE for Lindsay Lohan's comeback. And while Irish Wish might have SOME flaws (i.e. confusing lore, total lack of chemistry between almost all of the characters, a criminally underutilized Jane Seymour, and corny rom-com tropes), Lindsay and her uber-charming opposite played by Ed Speleers save this film from being total garbage. Be careful what you wish for -- because regardless of what it is, St. Bridgette is gonna do whatever the hell she wants.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Ahh, a movie that finally dares to posit the question...if most people are afraid of the dark, why not make the entire movie dark? Like, SO DARK that they can't even see the ACTUAL scary things that are going on. It's brilliant. It's bold. It's impossible to watch within a one-mile radius of a light source. So close your eyes and let us guide you through the poorly lit journey that is Polaroid, a movie about voodoo photography that never quite...develops into its full potential.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Now that we're all nice and turned on by our sexy February line-up, we'd like to keep the spice levels high with a movie that features graphic snail sex and 45 seconds of Jacob Elordi. That's right. You're WELCOME. One of our favorites from the archives, Deep Water is a must-see and if you're not convinced, you will be by the end of this episode.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Forget Valentine's Day -- Leap Year is obviously the sexiest, most romantic holiday of them all, and we have the movie to prove it. This film has it all: zero nudity, zero sex, and zero chemistry, plus enough tired rom com tropes you could choke to death on them. Even Dawn's "favorite" leading lady, Amy Adams, can't save this excruciating nothingburger from boring us to tears, so forgive us while we Irish goodbye the heck out of here.   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We're closing out our ~threesome~ of sexy February movies with the 1998 classic erotic thriller, Wild Things, only one of us found this movie erotic or thrilling (hint: it's Dawn). While we did not necessarily agree on whether or not this was a good movie worthy of praise, we definitely agreed on this: Bill Murray carried this whole film on his back (with a not-so-modest assist from Denise Richards' breasts). If you followed along with us on our ménage a trois of sexy picks this month, be sure to stick around to the end of this episode to hear which was our favorite! We'll see you in the Leap Year!   Don't forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com