Jabberjaw

The show would like to offer an apology to all the fans who listened last week and heard the gang refer to baseball runs as points instead of runs. Their lawyers are working on a settlement and should have news on that never. In the meantime, this week Tyson is talking about western KS wine while Smith and Dawson fixate on fond memories of Pizza Hut back in the day. There's much more so plug in your listening device, crank it up and laugh a little! You deserve it.

The gang is back after another week with more tomfoolery and things to report back on. Tyson tells his tales from the Antiques Roadshow, Smith went to a documentary premiere and Dawson witnessed a historically bad baseball game. There's so much packed into such a tight space that it's like the audio version of Tyson's comic book cabinets. Come one, come all! Feel the noise.

You heard it hear first, folks! After being inspired by Chicago-native Pope Leo XIV this week, Smith will be taking the plunge. Lies, but isn't it fun to think about? This week the gang is talking about the exciting new Pope, American Cheese and it's purposes, plus much more. Dr. Phil says "I've heard better noises coming from my bathroom in TX than this show!" Have a listen and see if he's right. 

Thanks Gemini. Check's in the mail! This week the gang is getting roasted and experimenting with the latest craze; AI. If you're a nerdy tech nerd, you might enjoy this episode. If you're anyone else, you might not. Either way it's something to listen to on these beautiful spring days when you should be outside instead of inside slaving away. Escape and take this episode with you!

This week the gang is reminiscing on Tyson's band days, Smith's birthday and other memories past. Also sharing big news in Tyson's world alongside a truckload of headlines. It's officially the second longest episode they've done so make sure to stretch and drink lots of water while listening. Most of all, enjoy!

The gang is back and just in time for Smith's birthday! While his age and hair products will remain a mystery to the greater public, we are so glad that he exists. This belated show was recorded a few weeks ago and due to technical difficulties as well as a work trip to silicon valley, it's taken Dawson a sweet second to get everything together. Please send all the hate mail to Tyson and have fun listening to the latest, glitchy episode!

This week Dawson is very, very cold and the boys are talking about their puppies loving the snow. They are also avoiding the dumpster fire that is our current government and focusing on other headlines. It helps with the depression! Grab yourself a mug of hot cocoa and throw a log on the fire, it's time to be silly.

In what may be the longest title of a show yet, the gang is finally back after a few weeks. Not talking about the sore subject of the Chiefs losing the Super Bowl but focusing on animal parenting and much more. It's a wild ride of winter fueled hijinks from your favorite trio. Throw a log on the fire, get comfy and enjoy the warmth of their laughter. 

This week the gang is super techie and on the forefront of the AI wave. Not really but it's fun to pretend after a brief hiatus. Find out where they've been and they've been up to. It's topical, comical and will give you a "healthy dose of vitamin FUN" according to Podcast Weekly. Lies but enjoy any way!

This week the gang is saying a light hello to 2025 and a long goodbye to 2024. Complete with their favorite headlines and plugs of the year. If you're nostalgic for the year that was, you've come to the right spot. If you're not, listen to it any way. Please. Happy New Year! Thanks for stopping by and sticking with the pod.

Nothing can stop Tyson from putting on his favorite Christmas sweater and joining the gang. Not even a fever. Dawson and Smith didn't get the sweater memo but participate with fun gifts of headlines and plugs. Merry Christmas to all! The gang will be back before the new year with their internet famous year-end reviews! Stay tuned and enjoy the time off with family and friends.

It's post gobbling day at the show and the gang is slowly getting out of their food comas. This week they are also talking about office games, credit cards, the hot goss, and more. Stop staring at your Spotify Wrapped and start listening to their usual nonsense.

And other helpful tips are read out of the Betty White "Teenage Dance Book" from Tyson this week and much more! The gang is back after a few weeks to catch up on what's been going on in the world and their little lives. It's delightful and your perfect start to the Thanksgiving craziness. Take a pause packing your favorite sweatpants and enjoy like a boatload of gravy!

The election is over and the gang is going through the stages of grief together virtually. Tyson is live from a blue room in a blue hotel in Vegas while Smith and Dawson are toughing it out from their homes. It's a breakdown of what happened, why it happened, why we should be scared and why we shouldn't. Bless our resident political guru Smith for leading the conversation and hopefully giving you a little bit of hope. Press play and share with a friend who is still on floor, sucking their thumb.

The gang is joining Tyson live-ish from a Super 8 hotel in the Northeast. Why is he there? Tune in. They aren't wearing Halloween attire this year but promise that they will be decked out for Christmas to make up for their spooky failings. Grab yourself a king size snickers or pumpkin seeds and enjoy the latest shenanigans! Happy Halloween.

It's a well known fact sonny jim that JabberJaw is a buffet of random shtuff every week. This week is no different. The gang is talking about the beloved National Enquirer, stamps, evil dolls and more. Sit back, sneak some early Halloween candy and enjoy your favorite idiots for an hour and a half.

This week, Tyson had an interesting experience at his ketamine treatment that may require you to watch the YouTube video for the full experience. Otherwise it's getting dark in the gang's corners of the world but that hasn't stopped their lively banter and ridiculous headlines from shining through. Get that pumpkin latte, pour it in the toilet and then press play. It's fall, y'all!  

This week the gang is feeling their age and having multiple "back in my day" moments on the show. They are also talking about the hurricane insanity and how well KC is currently doing in the sports world. Make sure you're registered to vote and then be sure to press play. Our crumbling nation needs you!

This week the gang is high on fall and catnip shirts. Tyson and Dawson enjoyed some baseball action while Smith recovered from some jerk virus. They were pretty hungry throughout the episode so there's a lot of talk about fast food before diving into headlines and plugs. If you're hangry, you should probably wait until you've chomped on something. Otherwise, press play and watch the leaves change. 

The gang is fresh off of the presidential debate and excited to talk through all of it. They're also catching up on the week that was with commentary on everything from Twilight to face tats. It's a buffet of randomness to carry you into the weekend. Strap in and press play!

The gang is back baby and right before the leaves change! Dawson and Smith are reminiscing on their adventures while Tys is giving an update on his back surgery progress. A LOT happened in the month of August so prepare your ears for a bounty of headlines, plugs and unplugs. So much ear content. You're welcome.

The gang is back after a month hiatus and rewinding the clock on the month of July. Lots happened in the world and their little worlds including getting together in Indy. This episode is the perfect way to recap on what the hell happened last month incase you were in a coma. Enjoy and welcome back!

It's summer and it's HOT out just like this episode of JJ. The gang is talking about cabins, crop dusting and the marvel that is the Garden of Eden in Lucas KS. All kinds of weirdness wrapped up like the world's largest ball of twine (also in KS!) Get out your lawn chairs, some sweet shades and enjoy the kickoff to the weekend with your favorite internet pals.

This week the gang is talking a lot about soda and which one is superior. Resident sodarians, Smith and Tyson weigh-in while Dawson maintains that Dr. Pepper is the superior "pop" (as they say in the Midwest). They are also talking about hot girl DJ's, cicadas and the usual dumpster fire that is US politics. It's as refreshing as an ice cold lemonade after mowing the lawn. Take a break and press play!

Get your hot ENERGY dogs here this week! The gang has heard your rants and is bringing the thunder this week. Smith's talking about his many travels, Dawson gives some solid advice about traveling to Vegas and Tyson recalls seeing one of the best bands out there, CAKE. It's been a minute and they're happy to be back on the podcast ear waves. Have a listen! 

You might hear Tyson's famous saying at the beginning of this episode because the gang wasn't finished with "show prep" before Dawson started recording. All in a day's work! This week it's an array of crazy spring weather with some life updates mixed with the usual banter. "Better than a blender of your favorite protein shake" according to Men's Health and Fitness. Press play!

This week the gang turns into werewolves thanks to the combination of the solar eclipse and seeing Ministry live. It's all about life moments and much more. Put your eclipse glasses back on, lean back in your chair and enjoy the rays of this week's episode.

This show is dedicated to the late/great Jeri B. Hintz (aka Dawson's mom). She passed away recently and loved the podcast. Always had something to say about a headline or a joke that was made on the show. She will be missed by many so the gang tried to make it as full of the usual magic that she loved. Laughter and love will always be the best medicine. RIP! Xo

You'll have to listen to the end to understand what this means. Pure trickery? You bet. Deal with it because you love these three so much. They also dive into other topics like bumper stickers, embryos and much more! Take the afternoon off and hang out with your favorite idiots. 

Happy Belated VDay, fans and enemies! The gang is back after lobster was consumed and flowers were given. It's all about heart day celebrations, KC, and more. The gang choo choo chooses you to listen to this special love filled episode. 

This week the gang is celebrating National Fart Day (2/5) and the beginning of February. It's a wonderful time to be alive and the headlines covered are a direct reflection of that. Get ready for a large dose of laughs, class and music recos! (Side note: There is no YouTube video this week but you can see their faces from past episodes and hopefully alongside a new episode next week.)

This week fashion statements are made and then some. The gang is also talking about pills again and diving deep into some KC true crime to drive up their listening audience. Put on your detective hats and trench coats, it's time to investigate some randomness with your favorite idiots.

The gang is plunging into 2024 with fun resolutions while braving the cold arctic weather hitting Murica right now. Join them in toasting to a new year of giggles, goofiness, and some merch coming to an online store near you soon. 

The gang's on a mission in this episode to deliver 2023's best in entertainment. After almost 2 hours, it's safe to say they succeeded and then some. Complete with holiday sweaters and friendly banter, this show promises to make you laugh at least once before getting into the holidaze. Have a merry, a happy and a healthy holiday season! They'll be back in January. 

Apparently this is a thing amongst swifties and the gang is wanting more fans, so Happy Taylordays! Beyond losing their integrity, the gang is reminiscing on live shows and the future of comedy and concerts in particular. It's as deep as their love for you. Grab some hot cocoa, pile on the marshmallows and enjoy!

It's the new motto for the show this week after coming back from a brief hiatus. The gang is talking turkey day, holiday games and the usual topics the listeners have either come to love or loathe. It's loaded with gravy and carbs so put on your sweatpants and dig in!

It's all about anniversaries, game shows and more this week on the podcast. Tyson is gearing up for round 2 of back surgery so come by and hang with the gang for a while before they go on a brief hiatus. They'll be back before Christmas with ugly sweaters and Tyson on painkillers in tow! Gobble til you wobble in the meantime.

It's scary but true, today's show is the gang's 100th! Yes, you're reading that correctly. They started it in the beginning of the pandemic and have stuck to it. Mostly for the fans, but also for themselves. It's a big laugh and love fest with fun costumes to boot. Come by and celebrate their centennial while they cheers to 100 more! 

This week Smith and Dawson are talking about the new Scorsese film while Tyson talks about his fridge's bladder bursting. It's going to make you want to own a home real bad. Next week is the BIG 100 on Halloween no less. Go ahead and feast on this appetizer for now. The next one is going to be "yuge." 

This week is all about the tiny instrument you probably played when you were a young humanoid. Tyson and fam had the pleasure of visiting the Kazoo Museum in SC while Dawson was bumming around the LES in NYC. Smithers had a staycay and got his hackerthon on.  The gang is also mourning the loss of one of their favorite bars in Hays America, the Brass Rail. It's fun, nostalgic and educational this week. Stick around!

This week Smith and Dawson are back from separate camping adventures. No, Sasquatch was not found but Tyson somehow discovered a connection to Chilis in the midst of the conversation. It's full of not so great news with wonderful commentary. Douse yourself with bug spray, build a fire and get those marshmallows ready because it's time for a new episode. 

The gang is back this week after a brief hiatus and bringing with them some tasty goodies. Gather around and hear tales of Criss Angel, the Kelcor craze, Oktoberfesting and much more! Strap on the lederhosen and prep the accordion, it's time to polka (and listen to the show, please and thank you). 

Labor Day weekend was a fun one for the team and they're digging into it this week. It was all about drag races, new tortilla shells, modern payment methods and classy hoarding (aka Tyson's record collecting). Start dusting off the fall sweaters and pumpkin spice in the cabinet! It's time to press play and listen and/or watch the start of fall with your favorite dummies. 

Smith is back from the pacific northwest and has been bitten by the sea. You can now refer to him as Captain Smith. Meanwhile Tyson has been killing it at physical therapy and Dawson has been touristy in Denver. The gang is ready to welcome you back with arms wide open. Embrace them, won't you?

This week Tyson is back from the land of Colonel Sanders with tales and t-shirts to prove it. Smith is gearing up for Seattle and Dawson is hitting the karaoke scene in CO. It's full of catching up with the gang and the craziness that is the news. The podcast's secret word today is...listen! (RIP Paul Reubens! The show loved you.)

The gang survived Barbenheimer weekend and are hear to tell the tales. Lots of cop talk and concert reminiscing amongst other hot topics. If you listen to the end of the episode, you'll also understand what the title this week means, too! SO many goodies and right under the 2 hour mark this time. Come on JabberJawbies, lets go party. 

Gather round to hear Tyson's tale of PT comedy this week. Dawson is also talking about her 40th in Tulum and Smith reminiscing about his adventures in babysitting. It's a new world record for the longest JabberJaw podcast. Call Guinness and then give it a listen while your hair turns gray!

Does anyone remember ALCO stores? Does anyone remember JabberJaw? It's been a while and thankfully the gang is back despite Tyson's wacky back-y. The fake sponsor this week is Roku as you'll find out everything you ever wanted to know about the streaming service. Smith and Dawson are still trucking along and sharing their mini adventures over the last month. It's a framily reunion this week so bring over the potato salad and don't forget the fireworks! It's a banger.

According to Smith, they go together like peanut butter and jelly when you're on vacation which he just enjoyed last week. Despite a small technical glitch at the beginning, it's a lively show full of conversations about live music, wine deliveries and much more. Set your slack to away and have a listen!

Dawson is back from the boot and telling tales of her first European adventure. Smith and Tyson also spent some time together in KC managing not to get into too much trouble. It's a delightful conversation about wine tours, male bonding, and much more. The best part of waking up, is JabberJaw in your cup. In'joi!

Has anyone besides Smith ever said this? Probably not but that's okay because they're delicious (kind of). The rest of the show Dawson is talking about her sweet Italian trip and Tyson is up to his usual hijinks. Rolling Stone magazine says "We thought JabberJaw was a music venue in Minnesota?" Whatever. Any way, thanks for listening. Ciao a tutti!