Keys On Twine is a character study on narcissism and the perpetually uninformed. Join Hosts Pope Calhoun and The Good Captain as they discuss the finer things in life, from Honey Boo Boo's drug habits to Bam Margera's drug habits. A podcast made in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
In the 25th episode of keys on twine, the boys talk elephants, breaking into zoos, and childhood teammates. We thank you for listening, and we urge you to listen to Seger.
Oh mama! It's been a minute or 165600, but the boys are back and they're talking computer games, brotherly pranks, and construction paper blackmail. It's been too long, but they're back for good.
In the 23rd episode, we talk about Panama city beach bar names, have a baby intervention, and we nominate a Executive Michigander of the week.
Pope is back! The boys talk about the unfortunate end of the boneyard, recouping security deposits, and facebook marketplace. Please rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts. Also, follow us on twitter @KeysOnTwine
In my absence, Captain and Hazel hold down the compound. They argue about Knife types, Faygo, and Law & Order SVU.
Holy Crow! The boys are alive, and uploading an episode from May? Oh well, we are here, and we are back. We talk at lengths about corn pop, eating neighbors, bruce springsteen, and chains. Thanks for sticking with us!
In the 19th episode, we talk about a side plot for Hannah Montana, our Lottery Fantasies, and Ron Perlman's inner voice. Sorry for the delay.... a lot of stuff is going on.
In the 18th episode, we talk michigander of the week, dollar store documentaries, and milk... where does it go? Apologies for the delayed upload: My laptop died :/
In the 17th episode, we talk family, we talk tuna fish, and we talk fast and furious. Also, we mention olympic skateboarding, making a murderer, crazy bones, and tamagotchis.
In the 16th episode, we explain what constitutes a single dad, we talk american rock supergroups, home schooling your kid in a war zone, and we recall a family roadtrip to Virginia.
In the 15th episode, we talk personal cold cases, apocalypse preparations, and how to measure the economy in inches.
In the 14th episode, we welcome in the new year, we continue to sing Non-Alcoholic songs of praise, and we investigate Rome Miller's new hustle.
In the 13th episode, we talk the XFL, Mr. Worldwide, and we finally find our cause. Happy Holidays!
In the 12th episode, we talk youtube rabbit holes, Mary Kate & Ashley, and CNN anchors cutting wrestling promos... There's a through-line in there somewhere.
In the 11th episode, we talk Jerry Springer, Gran Turismo, and Pontiac Fieros.
In the tenth episode, Captain got our favorite front man to come on the podcast! We talk Wheatus' first hit, their upcoming album, CBGB, and Rush pissing off Joan Jett.
In the ninth episode, we are joined by our youngest guest yet! We talk child bodybuilding, Home Alone 2, and Vigilante Murder.
On a surprisingly wholesome episode of Keys On Twine, we are joined by our second guest! We talk about life in the Upper Peninsula, blessings, and First Degree Murder.
Long Distance episode. We talk side hustles and vice cops. Sorry for the delay, I'll the level took forever, I'll still have one out on monday
In the sixth episode, we're still alive. It's been weeks, so we catch you up to speed and we talk disney, the suicide machines, and rap snacks.
In the fifth episode, we have our first guest, we talk law enforcement, and I take an extra four days to upload the episode. Apologies for the levels, we don't have a third mic yet; so my audio is from an iphone... This took too long to edit, we need an intern.
In the fourth episode, there is a national helium shortage, I resort to gimmicks to keep the show afloat, we discover Nickelodeon's big secret, and Cap talks bars. Also, I guess we are uploading on Monday mornings now? I'm still not sure... Michael Bublé better not copyright strike this episode.
In the third episode, Pope finally finishes the theme song, Captain talks Steven Seagal, and we decide how Elon Musk will die. Now, if only I can post the next episode on time...~Links~Fiverr: https://www.fiverr.com/Tom Segura: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3500822/Boost Mobile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ko9Ogh75o
In the first second episode of Keys On Twine, Bam Margera is still at large, we pay our respects to Billy Mays, and Telemarketers refuse to do business with us.
In the second first episode of Keys On Twine, Bam Margera abandons his family, we still don't understand the microphone levels, and it is Cap's Birthday.
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