Keys On Twine

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Keys On Twine is a character study on narcissism and the perpetually uninformed. Join Hosts Pope Calhoun and The Good Captain as they discuss the finer things in life, from Honey Boo Boo's drug habits to Bam Margera's drug habits. A podcast made in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Pope Calhoun

  • Dec 18, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • monthly NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 10m AVG DURATION
  • 25 EPISODES


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Last show Ling Ling

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 80:23


In the 25th episode of keys on twine, the boys talk elephants, breaking into zoos, and childhood teammates. We thank you for listening, and we urge you to listen to Seger.

Healing The Ozone

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 71:47


Oh mama! It's been a minute or 165600, but the boys are back and they're talking computer games, brotherly pranks, and construction paper blackmail. It's been too long, but they're back for good.

Ruin My Credit

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 64:33


In the 23rd episode, we talk about Panama city beach bar names, have a baby intervention, and we nominate a Executive Michigander of the week.

Death of a Boneyard

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 59:50


Pope is back! The boys talk about the unfortunate end of the boneyard, recouping security deposits, and facebook marketplace. Please rate and review the show on Apple Podcasts. Also, follow us on twitter @KeysOnTwine

The Rise of Hazel

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2020 84:34


In my absence, Captain and Hazel hold down the compound. They argue about Knife types, Faygo, and Law & Order SVU.

Lengths of chain

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2020 90:11


Holy Crow! The boys are alive, and uploading an episode from May? Oh well, we are here, and we are back. We talk at lengths about corn pop, eating neighbors, bruce springsteen, and chains. Thanks for sticking with us!

An Evil Tycoon

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2020 87:59


In the 19th episode, we talk about a side plot for Hannah Montana, our Lottery Fantasies, and Ron Perlman's inner voice. Sorry for the delay.... a lot of stuff is going on.

The Comeback Sauce

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2020 60:34


In the 18th episode, we talk michigander of the week, dollar store documentaries, and milk... where does it go? Apologies for the delayed upload: My laptop died :/

Fank you, Jesus

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 63:21


In the 17th episode, we talk family, we talk tuna fish, and we talk fast and furious. Also, we mention olympic skateboarding, making a murderer, crazy bones, and tamagotchis.

Stonewall Jackson's Arm

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2020 62:31


In the 16th episode, we explain what constitutes a single dad, we talk american rock supergroups, home schooling your kid in a war zone, and we recall a family roadtrip to Virginia.

Expired Flares

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 64:01


In the 15th episode, we talk personal cold cases, apocalypse preparations, and how to measure the economy in inches.

Lil' Crime Scene Investigator

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2020 63:15


In the 14th episode, we welcome in the new year, we continue to sing Non-Alcoholic songs of praise, and we investigate Rome Miller's new hustle.

The On The Job Beer

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2019 60:40


In the 13th episode, we talk the XFL, Mr. Worldwide, and we finally find our cause. Happy Holidays!

CountryChefBeerBoy92

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2019 69:26


In the 12th episode, we talk youtube rabbit holes, Mary Kate & Ashley, and CNN anchors cutting wrestling promos... There's a through-line in there somewhere.

Springer Rally

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2019 64:51


In the 11th episode, we talk Jerry Springer, Gran Turismo, and Pontiac Fieros.

Interview with Brendan B. Brown (Wheatus)

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2019 69:27


In the tenth episode, Captain got our favorite front man to come on the podcast! We talk Wheatus' first hit, their upcoming album, CBGB, and Rush pissing off Joan Jett.

Baby CBD

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2019 74:50


In the ninth episode, we are joined by our youngest guest yet! We talk child bodybuilding, Home Alone 2, and Vigilante Murder.

Beautiful Life

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 80:43


On a surprisingly wholesome episode of Keys On Twine, we are joined by our second guest! We talk about life in the Upper Peninsula, blessings, and First Degree Murder.

Energy Boy

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2019 77:36


Long Distance episode. We talk side hustles and vice cops. Sorry for the delay, I'll the level took forever, I'll still have one out on monday

Sexy Jughead

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2019 63:15


In the sixth episode, we're still alive. It's been weeks, so we catch you up to speed and we talk disney, the suicide machines, and rap snacks.

Hazeltucky

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2019 63:46


In the fifth episode, we have our first guest, we talk law enforcement, and I take an extra four days to upload the episode. Apologies for the levels, we don't have a third mic yet; so my audio is from an iphone... This took too long to edit, we need an intern.

Fog City

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2019 72:28


In the fourth episode, there is a national helium shortage, I resort to gimmicks to keep the show afloat, we discover Nickelodeon's big secret, and Cap talks bars. Also, I guess we are uploading on Monday mornings now? I'm still not sure... Michael Bublé better not copyright strike this episode.

A Sad Dad Ballad

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 82:09


In the third episode, Pope finally finishes the theme song, Captain talks Steven Seagal, and we decide how Elon Musk will die. Now, if only I can post the next episode on time...~Links~Fiverr: https://www.fiverr.com/Tom Segura: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3500822/Boost Mobile: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4ko9Ogh75o

Sales, Scams, and Pitches

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2019 61:09


In the first second episode of Keys On Twine, Bam Margera is still at large, we pay our respects to Billy Mays, and Telemarketers refuse to do business with us.

I Am Coffin

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 60:12


In the second first episode of Keys On Twine, Bam Margera abandons his family, we still don't understand the microphone levels, and it is Cap's Birthday.

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