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Get ready to dive into a side-splitting world where comedy meets candid conversations and explicit, real-life anecdotes. Join us as we navigate the rollercoaster ride of university life with unfiltered humor, bedroom banter, and the kind of stories we'll probably regret in the future. Our podcast is a wild, modern, and unapologetically explicit experience that encapsulates the essence of those late-night conversations that always start with "Bro, we should start a podcast." Buckle up for a whirlwind of laughs, misadventures, and life lessons as we chronicle our journey through the craziest years of our lives. Subscribe now and join the MFers Army.

Nathan Bailer, Jason Scheible & Kale Clouston


    • Oct 17, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 58m AVG DURATION
    • 88 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Minimal Filters

    Sacrificing Our Own Body Parts

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 61:01


    In the scintillating 88th episode of the sexiest podcast that's setting the internet ablaze, the hosts unveil their MFers of The Week (3:40), a lineup so sizzling that a few contenders could easily ascend to a pedestal while the rest might make you contemplate chopping off their limbs. Next, they delve into fan-submitted questions with their electrifying ASK.MF segment (20:55), a segment you absolutely can't afford to overlook. They then venture into the NAILS of the Body Parts they'd Willingly part with (33:58), should the need arise, all the while dishing out invaluable advice for the gym, party scene, and academic pursuits (50:00). Finally, they conclude the episode with their mind-bending Shower Thoughts of the Day (55:05), guaranteed to leave you in awe.

    Worst Things About Going to The Gym and Gary Bettman

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 40:26


    In this brief and special installment of your Mom's Favorite Podcast, we unveil our weekly MFers of the Week (3:50), a diverse group deserving both accolades and perhaps a one-way ticket to the fiery gates of damnation. Following this, we delve into the unvarnished truths behind "The Worst Things About Going to The Gym," (14:00) exposing the gritty details that every gym-goer can relate to. Finally, we cap it off by exploring the deeper mysteries of life while we wash our gym gear and crotch socks, sharing our Shower Thoughts of the Day (36:33).

    Best Dog Names and Bears

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 58:27


    Welcome to the podcast that many people are calling "The Voices of our generation". On today's episode we present our MFers of the Week (3:00) and our Fax No Printer (19:14) where the loser will be posting a full day vlog tomorrow, check out our Instagram tomorrow to see it all! After that, we debut our new segment Crock Pot (34:16) where we debate a topic sent to us by our fans and then we give you the NAILS of Dog Names (41:58) and it was a Ruff one! Then we clean off our balls and boobs with our Shower Thoughts of The Day (51:55).

    Worst Places To Have Sex & We Roast Each Other

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 79:05


    In the 85th episode of Calgary's beloved yet polarizing podcast, the hosts unveil their "MFers of The Week," (5:00) with Taylor Swift and Kevin James making the cut. Following that, they embark on a mind-bending journey in "Fax No Printer," (18:15) where they present astonishing facts that may leave listeners questioning reality. The show takes an intriguing turn as they introduce a fresh segment, "Host Roast," (34:18) examining the potential roast-worthiness of their own actions. Brace yourselves, for this segment could potentially bring the podcast to a close. As tradition dictates, the episode concludes with "NAILS" featuring the Worst Places To Have Sex (56:00) and thought-provoking "Shower Thoughts of The Day." (1:11:54)

    Most Painful Things that can happen to the Human Body

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2023 63:50


    The MFers are back with arguably their most gruesome episode yet. We discuss our MFers of the Week (3:20) which includes one of the main struggles of being in your 20s . We then give you some life advice with our MFers Blueprint (23:46) before giving you a gruesome and obscene NAILS with the Most Painful Things that can happen to the Human Body (31:45). We then wrap up the show with some Love Language (49:00) and our always mind blowing Shower Thoughts of the Day (53:11).

    Sorry we're so fucking lazy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2023 70:22


    After some weeks off where we contemplated life and consumed enough alcohol to embarrass our parents, we are back with Episode 83. Today we give you our MFers of the Week (1:23) which includes some dude items and some people who are going through the ringer right now. After that, we give you some Life Advice in MFers Blueprint (15:20) and then some Fax No Printer (22:08) where the loser has to spend the entire first Sunday of football season wearing a suit and tie. We will then wrap up the show with our NAILS of Bucket List Items (36:55) and our controversial Shower Thoughts of The Day (1:01:23).

    Perfectly Named Things

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2023 50:52


    On episode 82 of your girlfriend's favourite podcast we give you our MFers of The Week (4:42), which includes the Strathmore Stampede and the Montgomery Malace. We then debut a brand new segment called Fan Jokes (22:09), which is exactly what it sounds like. Our NAILS of the week is Things that are Named Perfectly (29:06) and then we wrap up the show with Love Language (41:26) and our Shower Thoughts of The Day (44:54).

    Dead or Alive we want to see these people

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2023 47:46


    On episode 81 of your mom's favourite podcast we present our MFers of The Week (4:08) where one of us had the best week of their life and another's made him hate women. Then we give our Fax No Printer (17:40) where one of us gets the whole world see their bare ass get a towel slap. Then we wrap up our show with the NAILS of All-Time Concerts to Attend (30:07) and clean our stinky balls off with our Shower Thought of The Day (42:20).

    Worst People at a Bar

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2023 58:25


    On episode 80, we keep it short with only four segments for the people. We give you our MFers of The Week (3:34), some of which deserve to be praised for their greatness while others deserve to be trapped in a bedroom with no A/C and constant swass. Then, we give all the horny lovers out there our Love Language (18:22) and then we present the NAILS of the Worst People at a Bar (26:59). And as always, we clean off our sweaty socks and undies with our Shower Thoughts of The Day (52:05).

    Thank Fucking God Stampede is Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2023 60:14


    By the grace of God, we survived the Calgary Stampede and were able to give you episode 79 of Minimal Filters. On this episode, we give you the MFers of The Week (5:23), some deserve to be on the same pedestal as Nelly Furtado, while others deserve to be trapped in a hot boxed porta potty. After that we give you our Stampede Recap (14:25) which includes the best and worst parts of the longest 10 days of our life. We will then give you our life advice in MFers Textbook (25:36), the NAILS of Green Things (31:09) and follow that up with our Fax No Printer (44:10) where the loser gets towel whipped butt naked. We then clean up our Stampede Stench with our Shower Thoughts of The Day (55:55).

    Calgary Stampede is the Best Thing about Canada

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2023 56:37


    On episode 78 of Minimal Filters, we present our MFers of The Week (8:05) and a preview of the 2023 Calgary Stampede (15:51). After that, we give our Fax No Printer (22:38) where the loser has to do a shoey at the Calgary Stampede. We will then wrap up the show by giving our NAILS of Why Canada is Good (40:10) and washing our stinky boots off with our Shower Thoughts of The Day (51:56).

    We're (Nickel)back

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2023 72:28


    Welcome back MFERs, hopefully, none of you unsubscribed over the 3-week hiatus but were back. Today we are structuring it a little bit differently. We are starting off with our camping recap from last weekend (3:25), followed by the NAILS of “Camping Essentials” (10:25). Then we have our MFers of the Week (25:25). After that, we have our Love Language (35:44) and Bestie Advice (39:45). Then we are doing another NAILS just for you fans because we know you love that segment and it's the NAILS of “Best Nickelback Songs” (46:07) in honour of the concert, briefly after, Scheibs and Kale will recap the concert (57:28) and then we will scrub off the dome foams in our Shower Thoughts of the Day (1:06:02).

    Most Devastating Things in Elementary School

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2023 56:29


    Good morning MFERs. On today's show, we bring you our MFers of the week (4:18). Some are good, and some are just downright sexy. After that, we have our MFers Blueprint for some summertime Workforce Advice (12:40). Next, we have our NAILS of “Most devastating things in elementary school” (18:40). Next, we have another advice segment with our Love Language segment (41:18). Then we hose down our stinky summer butt-cracks with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (48:26).

    Daily Essentials & A New Alberta Government

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2023 51:47


    On the three-quarter century mark, we present to you our disgusting and also applaudable MFers of the week (1:51). We then will give you some Bestie Advice (12:01) and Fax No Printer (17:36), where this week, the loser must make a political post on their Instagram story regarding Alberta's Provincial Election. After that, we will be giving you the NAILS of Daily Essentials (32:08), all of which you need to survive and thrive in this current economic state. After that, we scrub our nuts and backne off with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (46:18).

    Cowards and Other Ways to Say Drunk

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2023 50:35


    Today's show segments are as follows: MFers of The Week (5:17), Bestie Advice (18:01), NAILS of other ways to say drunk (25:21), NHL Playoff breakdowns (39:10) and our Shower Thoughts Of The Day (45:19). And if you wanted a better description for the show, too bad.

    Conspiracy Theories and Blue Men

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2023 63:59


    On an episode you're gonna have to see to believe, we bring you our MFers of The Week (2:50), MFers Blueprint for Keys to Success (14:23) and our Fax No Printer (19:12). After those intelligent and well-informed segments, we give you the NAILS of Conspiracy Theories (43:48) and then we wash off our swass with the Shower Thoughts of The Day (59:13) .

    A Podcast After A Long Day

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2023 48:41


    On Episode 72 of your mom and dad's favourite podcast, we give you an update on who the MFers of The Week (3:55) are, some deserve to be crowned like old man Charles and others deserve the fate of Princess Diana, she did not deserve her fate. After that, we give you advice that you will probably take to heart but should probably ignore in our Love Language (13:40) and our Bestie Advice (18:45). After that, we give you the NAILS of Worst Things After A Long Day (23:45) and yes, one of the picks will definitely be coming home to Kale as your roommate. And as always, we will wash our private parts and our slimy toes with our Shower Thoughts of The Day (41:20).

    Scariest Things Ever & NHL Round 2 Predictions

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 67:06


    Happy weather MFers! It is officially May and holy heck is it ever hot outside! On today's episode, we bring you the MFers of the Week (1:40), followed by another FAX No Printer (11:33). After that we will head over to our NAILS segment where this week, we will be doing the NAILS of Scary Things (30:45). Next, we bring on a very special guest who knows NOTHING about hockey to go over our round 2 NHL Playoff Predictions (48:00). And at the very end, we drown to death in our Shower Thoughts (59:41).

    We're back bitches

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 49:21


    Welcome back MFers, hope you all enjoyed the last week without us. We sure missed you all. SIKE. On the first day back from our hell week, we start off normally with our MFers of the Week (2:26). After that we grow your brain with our MFer Blueprint (17:45) as well as our Love Language segment (24:21). Lots of advice for y'all this week. Next, we jump into our NAILS of “Best summer sports” (29:07). And lastly, we end our show with the Shower Thought of the Day (42:40).

    69

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2023 53:01


    Well folks. We made it, episode 69 of Minimal Filters is on its way. But no, against popular request we will not be doing this episode in the nude so we apologize to all 43 of you who suggested it. On today's episode we start off with our MFers of the Week (6:40) before heading over to one of our advice segments, Bestie Advice (14:55)! After that we try to stump one another in Fax no Printer (21:24) where the loser will sing a song of the other's choice. (33:20) Then, we go over the “Best winter sports” in our NAILS segment this week (35:24). Then we end it of with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (47:37).

    Worst Times To Laugh & Un-cancellable Characters

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 51:07


    Good morning or afternoon or evening listeners, and welcome to episode 68 of Minimal Filters. On today's episode we have our MFers of the Week (3:10) followed by TWO advice segments, our Love Language (14:25) and MFers Blueprint to Success (18:43). Our NAILS this week will be the NAILS of Worst Times to Laugh (25:19) and then after that, we wrap up the show with our Hairpicks (42:05) and Shower Thoughts of the Day (46:23).

    Celebrities that are Aliens & We Answer all your Questions

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 58:01


    This is Episode 67. And this will be the most basic intro you've ever heard. The segments featured on today's show will be as follows: MFERS of the Week (2:22) , ASKMF (14:55), NAILS of Celebrities We Think are Aliens (35:20), Hair Picks (50:18) and our Shower Thoughts of The Day (53:11). Does anyone have any questions?

    Blue Collar Boyz

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 55:17


    On episode 66 of the podcast some are saying is the next coming of Joe Rogan, we give you an absolutely loaded show. We bring you our MFers of the Week (4:27), some deserve to be put on a podium for their delightful actions, and others deserve to be waterboarded. From there we give you some university advice for all you youngsters with our MFers Textbook (20:43) and then we decide who has the best logos of all time in the NAILS of Iconic Logos (26:40). After that, we wrap up the show with Love Language: Besties Edition (41:22), our Hair Picks (45:50) which are coming down to the wire and our dirty and sexual Shower Thoughts of the Day (48:18).

    Things No One Would Want To Do

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 54:32


    What's up Mfers, welcome to the 65th consecutive week listening to us on your airpods. On today's episode, we start things off like usual with our MFers of the week (2:20). After we bullshit back and forth for 10 minutes as we hop on over to our FAX no Printer (11:56) segment where this week's loser has to change their Instagram handle to something that the other two agree on. After that we move on to our NAILS of Things You would hate to do (27:35). Then as always we move on to our Hairpicks (44:55)and end things off with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (47:07).

    The Most Average Podcast of All Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 45:54


    Welcome to episode 64 of the world's greatest university podcast that now has 3 hosts that's combined age equals 69. On today's epi, we'll give you the MFers of the week (5:45). After that, we give all the simps of the world our Love Language (15:55) segment so you can find true love despite being walked over more than a welcome mat of a frat house. Then we give you the NAILS of World's Universally Loved Foods (21:52) which will absolutely make us and every one of you listeners hungry as hell. And as always, we give you our jet black Hair Picks (36:05) and clean off our sins with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (38:31).

    Shit Adults Never Taught Us & Zombie Apocalypses

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 83:00


    Hello MFers, welcome to episode 63 of Minimal Filters. On today's back-to-school episode, we bring you our MFers of the Week (2:15). After that, we move on to our NAILS, this week is the NAILS of things You would Want in a Zombie Apocalypse (16:21). And then, we have the first interview in a while, we throw it over to Natasha Sattler, who is the author of “Shit Adults Never Taught us” (34:14). We had a great 30 minute sit down with her to talk about quite literally what her book title is. Then we toss it back over to the boys to bring back our “Role play” (1:04:44). Then as always we finish the pod with Hairpicks (1:12:09), and our Shower Thoughts of The Day (1:14:44).

    Worst Smelling Things Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 58:39


    Hello everyone we are honoured to bring you episode 62 of minimal filters. As always, we will start with our MFers of the Week (2:55). After that we get to test our brain power while we do Fax No Printer (15:26). After that, if you're still listening we will be giving you our professional university advice with our MFers Textbook segment (29:54) we get to our smelliest section of today's pod with our NAILS of the Worst Smells Ever (33:56). Then we move into our Hair Picks (48:51) for the week and after that, Kale can try and wash the black dye out of his hair with our Shower Thoughts of The Day (51:58).

    Best Smelling Things Ever & Rihanna is our Baby Mommy

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 54:47


    On episode 61 of Minimal Filters, we give you or MFers of the Week (3:05), some of which deserve recognition for being great and others deserve to be Joe Berg's victim on the next season of YOU. After that we give the people the most romantic Love Language (14:32) in honor of Valentine's Day being just around the corner and in admiration of the overrated flowers that will be given out, we give you the NAILS of the Best Smelling Things (22:28). And as always we give you our Hair Picks (40:35) and the most controversial thinking segment in the world with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (44:45).

    Worst Things About University

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 60:38


    We have officially reached senior status on podcasting with episode 60 of Minimal Filters. On today's show, we of course give you our MFers of the Week (2:42). We will then give you a special edition of Love Language, this week instead of relationship advice, we give you a Best Friend Edition (18:48), to give advice to be that best friend that all the homies will love. Then on this week's NAILS, the World's Greatest University Podcast gives you the Worst Things Ever about University (24:48). Once we complete that, we wrap up the show with MFers Textbook (45:34), Hair Picks (49:41) and we then rinse and shave the show with our Shower Thoughts of the Day (51:54).

    Things that belong in the kitchen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 79:44


    On today's episode of Minimal Filters, we start off the same way as always with our MFers of the most recent week (2:50). After that we hop right into our ASK.MF segment (19:05), which we haven't done in a couple of months. As you all know, we read these for the very first time during the recording, so take our answers as you wish. Following this segment we battle back and forth in our NAILS. This week it's the NAILS of the Best Kitchen Appliances (43:41). And then to end the show, we educate the University students with some advice (59:52) right before scrubbing the nutsack with our daily Shower Thoughts of the Day (1:08:18).

    Do you cuddle?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 66:21


    On Episode 58 of Minimal Filters, we start off with one burning question for the MFers out there and that is “Do you cuddle?” . Once we find out that answer, we will give you our MFers of the Week (4:08), some which deserve applause and others deserve to be struck by lightning and then trampled by a herd of wild elephants. After the MFers of the week, we play a couple games with Fax No Printer (15:55) and as always we give the people their favorite podcast segment in the world with our NAILS. This week's NAILS will be the Worst things to do on a First Date (29:26) which will definitely include some things that Kale has definitely done. And once we finish our NAILS, we give you the MFers Textbook (51:05) to help all you university students out there survive and thrive, we will then wrap up the show as always with our Betstamp sponsored segment in Hair Picks (58:10) and then our Shower Thoughts of the Day (1:01:15).

    The Hottest Men In The World

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 58:33


    On today's episode. Episode 57 of Minimal Filters, we start off strong with our MFers of the week (4:35). We will then give some of our professional advice in two different sections. The first one in Love Language (20:54) and the second one is from our MFers Textbook (25:37). After our advice we move over to our NAILS. This week our NAILS are on the Most Attractive Male Celebrities (31:58). At the very end, we finish each other off with our Hairpicks (46:36), and our Shower Thought of the Day (50:16).

    Nathan & Kale's Rating Scales: 2022 Movies & TV Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2023 75:09


    On a very special episode of Minimal Filters, we review the movies and TV shows we saw during the awful year of 2022. To be clear, it is Nathan & Kale's Rating Scales, Jason will not be allowed on until he understands the segment. Joining that long segment, we give you our MFers of The Week, our Hair Picks for the halfway point of the NHL season and as always, our Shower Thoughts of the Day. Time Stamps: MFers of the Week (3:14) - Hair Picks (1:02:55) - Shower Thoughts of The Day (1:05:56) Movies: Avatar: The Way of Water (20:09) - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (22:22) - Glass Onion (24:40) - Top Gun Maverick (29:10) - Doctor Strange in The Multiverse of Madness (33:34) - Black Adam (36:34) - Elvis (39:08) TV Shows: White Lotus (43:48) - Peacemaker (48:13) - The Boys (50:26) - Barry (54:16) - Yellowstone (56:26) - Dahmer (59:06)

    No one wants to be called these names

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 67:20


    On Episode 55, we give you our MFers of the week (5:06) and Fax No Printer (17:58) to make all of you listeners smarter and dumber at the same time. We then get into our NAILS of Worst Names to be called (36:30), which will definitely include names all 3 of us have been called. We will then wrap up our show with our university advice with our MFers textbook (48:37), Hair Picks (53:43) and then of course, our Shower Thoughts of the Day (59:02) to clean up this average podcast. 

    NAILS of Worst Things about The Cold, Seeing Colours and f*ck Airports

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2022 61:51


    Welcome to the last episode of 2022. On today's episode we will be discussing our MFers of the Week (7:16), we will be giving our great advice in our new MFers textbook segment (18:55), from there we get into our Nails of the Worst Things about the Cold (26:04). We will then wrap up the show with our Improv segment (40:06), Hair Picks (49:00) and Shower Thoughts of The Day (52:52).

    2022 Calgary Bar/Club Rating Scales & The Best Christmas Songs

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 55:14


    It's fucking cold, but that doesn't mean you have to stay in, instead, you should gather your friends and family while everyone is back for the holiday and head to one of the few bars we will be rating on today's special Xmas podcast. One year ago to this day, we rated 12 bars in YYC based on experience and we are doing the same thing today. Along with that, we are also doing a NAILS of the Best Christmas Songs of all time. And at the end, we give you our hair picks for this weekend as well as our freezing cold shower thoughts. Time Stamps: (4:42) - Cowboys - (8:55) - Craft Beer Market - (13:30) - National on 10th - (17:45) - The BackAlley - (22:00) - El Furniture - (25:11) - The Unicorn - (29:00) - Nantas Karaoke Bar - (31:29) - One Night Stan's - (32:43) - Westgate - (34:00) - Trolley 5 - (36:00) - The Porch - (37:58) - Canadian Brewhouse (Okotoks) - (39:50) - NAILS of Greatest Christmas Songs - (47:35) - Hair Picks - (49:05)- Shower Thoughts of The Day

    Interview with Relationship Expert & Animals we don't want to be in a Bathroom with

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 95:18


    Welcome to episode 52 of Minimal Filters. On another loaded show, we have our Mfers of the week (03:42), we get sexual and sensual with our love language (21:00). After our Love language we have an interview with relationship expert Ashley Pariseau (31:00). After that phenomenal interview, we have our NAILS of Animals you dont want to be stuck in a bathroom with (58:02). After that, we will give you our emo hair picks (1:20:54) as we inch closer and closer to one of us dying our hair black and then we scrub our insides and outsides with our shower thoughts of the day (1:24:03).

    Interview with retired NYPD detective, NAILS of things that feel illegal but aren't and ASMR

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 30, 2022 89:17


    Today's episode has our MFers of the week, our FAX no printer then we send it over to Jason and Nathan from the weeknd where they had the pleasure of interviewing retired NYPD detective Vic Ferrari. Then, sticking on the topic of crimes and investigation, we go over our NAILS of the things that feel illegal but aren't. Following that will be our hair picks for the upcoming Det for VGK game on saturday. Then we baptize ourselves in the holy water of Jesus in our shower thoughts of the day. Time Stamps: (03:00) - MFers of the week - (11:23) - FAX no printer - (26:29) - Vic Ferrari Interview - (57:40) - NAILS of Things that feel illegal but aren't - (1:16:27) - Hairpicks - (1:19:49) - Shower thoughts of the day

    NAILS of Green Flags, ASK.MF and Fan submitted Love Language

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2022 67:41


    Today marks the half century point of the world's greatest university podcast. We give you our MFers of the week, the NAILS of Green Flags in relationships to help you know who is and who isn't the one and then we bring back the true people's segment with ASKMF where we answer the best submitted questions from you, the fans. We will then give you a modified Love Language where we give our take on someone's very specific love issues, and then we wrap our show up with our jet black hair picks and disinfect this loaded show with our shower thoughts of the day. Time Stamps: (03:01) - MFers of the week - (15:12) - NAILS of Green Flags - (38:37) - ASK.MF - (54:22) - Love Language (reddit) - (57:50) - HairPicks - (60:00) - Shower thought of the day

    People we want to go Crazy with, Dentists and Borat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 59:24


    On today's episode, episode 49 of Minimal Filters, we bring you our MFers of the third week in November. After that we go over our NAILS, this weeks category is “People you would want to go to the club with”. Then we bring back one of our newest segments where we test out our improv skills in Role Play. Ending the show as always with our shower thought of the day but not before giving out hairpicks for this upcoming Saturdays game featuring the Minnesota Wild and the Carolina Hurricanes. Time Stamps: (08:03) - MFers of the week - (19:14) - NAILS of people we want to go out with - (38:24) - Role play - (48:05) - Hairpicks - (50:03) - Shower thoughts

    It's Beginning to look a lot like Christmas (unfortunately)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2022 60:45


    On episode 48, we bring you some warmth in the form of giggles and smiles with our MFers of the week, our Fax no printer, where the loser has to “jump in the snow in their undies right after this recording”. Then we winterize our nails with the NAILS of Best things to do when Winter Comes. After nails we go over our HairPicks for this upcoming saturday and as always we warm up in a nice steamy shower and give our shower thoughts for the week. Time Stamps: (07:10) - MFers of the week - (19:13) - FAX no printer - (33:49) - NAILS of Best Things To Do When Winter comes - (49:56) - Hair picks - (53:40) - Shower thought of the day

    The Best of The Worst

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2022 57:12


    Welcome to episode 47 of the world's greatest university podcast, but you guys already knew that. On today's post Halloweekend show we present to you, our Rating Scales segment for the halloween festivities, we give you our Mfers of the week, we then give our sexual and emotional advice in our Love Language segment. And we've already given you the NAILS of the best things ever so today we present you the NAILS of the worst things ever. We will then wrap up the show with our Hair picks and our mind boggling shower thoughts of the day. Time Stamps: (02:30) - Rating scales - (17:55) - MFers of the week - (25:59) - Love language - (30:15) - NAILS of The Worst Things ever - (48:04) - Hair picks - (50:30) - Shower thought of the day

    MFers Halloween Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 55:51


    Ladies and gentlemen it's officially spooky season, one of the most fun times of the year with all the parties and the other shenanigans. Today we bring you our Mfers of the week, a spooooooky NAILS of the Scariest Movie Characters, our Role Play segment then we will wrap it all up with our Shower Thoughts. Time Stamps: (05:10 )- Spirit Halloween Meme Trend - (10:24) - MFer of the week - (21:30) - NAILS of Scariest Movie Characters - (38:01) - Halloween Role play - (47:36) - Hair picks - (51:16) - Shower Thoughts of the Day

    Kale's a Shitty Actor

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2022 62:28


    Hello everyone, and welcome to the 45th episode of Minimal Filters. Today we start off with quickly going over our hair picks for this upcoming Saturday. After that, we bring you the MFers for this week right before we hand it over to ourselves from Saturday night when walked the streets of Calgary and had some pretty fucked up interviews. We also bring back Role Play our fan favourite Improv segment. And then as always, we end the show with our shower thought of the day. Time Stamps: 01:12 - Nathan's worst day ever 06:32 - Hair picks 10:30 - MFer of the week 22:38 - Street Talk in YYC 38:54 - Role play 50:55 - Shower thought of the day

    The Greatest Things Ever

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2022 50:57


    We start up this episode with our MFers of the week. They could be good, or could be bad. After that we bring back the OG version of love language, we have some advice out there for the girls, and then there's also quite a bit of advice out there this week for you fellas. You should all know by now that our love advice is very valid, and should be taken very seriously. And then, right before we end with our showerthoughts, we participate in one of the greatest NAILS categories imaginable, with the NAILS of “Best things ever”. Time Stamps: 05:25 - MFer of the week 16:55 - Love Language 27:14 - NAILS of The Greatest Things Ever 43:04 - Shower thought of the day

    We're officially Actors now

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2022 45:41


    Today we will be doing our Nails segment of Cool Words to Say, Fax no Printer, NEW SEGMENT called Role Play Improv, another NEW SEGMENT segment called Hair Picks and lastly we'll end with a shower thought of the day. Time stamps: 03:30 - NAILS of cool words to say 16:02 - FAX no printer 28:56 - first ever Role Play Improv 35:40 - Hair Picks (NHL predictions) 39:05 - Shower thought of the day

    Icks that females do

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2022 52:45


    Welcome to episode 42 of Minimal Filters where the past weekend saw us all experience regrets, pain and fun but definitely mostly regrets and pain.  On today's show we have our MFers of the Week, we give you the NAILS of Icks that Females do which will definitely include a lot of things that Kale does, we once again give our love advice in our Love Language Segment and then we bathe ourselves and you the fans, with our Shower Thoughts of The Day.  Time Stamps: (5:02) - MFERS of The Week (15:55) - NAILS of Icks that Females Do (38:52) - Love Language  (44:25) - Shower thoughts of the day

    Bad B's but Good Guys.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2022 73:01


    Hello MFers, and welcome to episode 41 of Minimal Filters. On today's episode, we will be competing in a 3-way of FAX no printer. With Scheibs now joining full time and rightfully fucking up all of our previous segment formats, there will be a different way to win. After that, we lay out our top four in the NAILS of “Worst things that begin with the letter B”. Next, we answer all your wonderful questions placed out for us three in our ASK.MF segment. And lastly, we unstink ourselves with our shower thought of the day.Time Stamps: 05:36 - FAX no Printer24:17 - NAILS of Worst Things that Start with B42:12 - ASK.MF65:06 - Shower thought of the day

    The Queen is Dead but there's a new Outlaw in town

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2022 49:07


    Well boys and girls, there's a new outlaw in town, and this apartment ain't big enough for the 3 of us.Welcome to the throuple we call Minimal Filters and today we bring to you :- The MFER of the week- Our professional advice with Love language- The Nails of Funniest Things to See on a Night Out- And then we end off with a Shower Thoughts of the DayTime Stamps:02:25 - Jason and Nathan's Prank on Kale09:55 - MFer of the week20:06 - Love language24:22 - NAILS of Funniest Things to See on a Night Out43:15 - Shower thoughts

    School is Back Calgary (and everyone else)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 51:42


    On today's episode, episode 39, we list our MFERs of the week. We go over NAILS this week as well, where we list our top 5 Actors who we would want on our team in a fight. Not movie or show characters, but the actual actors themselves. After that we work our brains with a FAX NO PRINTER. This week, the loser has to eat the other one's ass… wait no that's not right, the loser has to take a shot of a disgusting random four ingredient combustion of whatever the winner chooses out of our fridge and or spices drawer. And then as always, we blow your minds with our shower thoughts of the day.Time Stamps:03:00 - Nathan's first day at school.12:55 - MFER of the week.21:47 - NAILS of Actors (not characters) we want to have our backs in a fight35:09 - FAX no Printer.44:36 - Shower thought of the day.

    Country Thunder 2022, Baahsten & High School Criminals

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 31, 2022 51:24


    From the depths of a 6th floor apartment in downtown Calgary that is approximately 43 degrees celsius, we bring you episode 38, of Minimal Filters. On today's show we have Nathan and Kale's rating scales for country thunder 2022 as well as Boston, we give you lonely and horny singles out there some advice with Love Language and we then give you the NAILS of things that should be illegal to do after high school. A HUGE Announcement for the boys, you don't want to miss out.As always we sanitize the entire show off with our shower thoughts of the day.Time Stamps:03:00 - Country Thunder Ratings12:39 - Boston Ratings20:53 - Love Language26:20 - NAILS of Things that should be illegal to do after high school39:42 - HUGE Announcement45:36 - Shower Thoughts of the Day

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