Muppets Droppin Mitts

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back in a quick episode to dive into the Sharks Coach. We debate the claims about coach Quinn and were really unsure who came out with the more compelling argument! All this and more on the latest episode of MDM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back with a recap of all the Sharks moves in Free Agency! What is the minimum height requirement to be a Shark on Mike Grier's team? What are the (Doug) Weight Requirements?! The Brent Burns trade is the actual end of an era and closure that we needed. All this, some tequila, and more on this brand new ep of MDM! (////////////) (0:00) Intro (0:04) Passionless Player Drink (1:52) Johnny Jacket (3:38) We're the best at being prepared. Glassaccino (6:40) Brent Burns trade (10:00) Are the Canes Cup Contenders? (16:50) Shark Shot for Burns (20:15) Lane Pederson gone & the return on the trade for the Sharks (26:05) Analytics discussion (31:02) u/SpentGladiator77 profile on Lorentz (33:25) Is a Lorentz type of player a good long term fit, or is it Grierd? (34:21) Makiniemi & Sharks Goalie Horde (40:20) Is the Shark Tank a good strategy this year? (56:30) Hoghthrob Hot Takes on FA: Lindblom (LW) 6'1" (1:00:17) Fears in the Mike Griera (1:03:38) Matt Benning (D) 6'1" (1:06:28) Markus Nutivaara (D) 6'1" (1:10:45) Niko Sturm (C) 6'3" (1:13:28) Captain Affogato AKA Andrew Agozzino (LW) 5'10" (1:21:40) What would be in a Nutivaara bar? (1:22:42) Top takeaways for free agency (1:28:32) Consgrieracy (1:29:51) Bonus (////////////) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

And we're back! Been a bit of Sharks news and more this week as Hogthrob and Strangepork battle out the logos for ultimate victory! Can anyone beat a literal star? Do the Kings own oil rights? All this and more on this week's ep! (////////////) (0:00) Intro (0:04) Passionless Player Drink (1:55) Our feelings on this season (11:25) GM search, who Will it be? (15:10) Patty for GM? (20:00) Who will GM Patty Marleau buyout first?! (21:46) Assistant Coach Marleau (24:02) Giving cats booze (24:43) Logo Battle Bracket! (25:50) Flames vs. Stars (27:00) Oilers vs. Kings (28:10) Wild vs. Blues (29:20) Avalanche vs. Predatorss (31:44) WCF Stars vs. Wild (33:50) Hurricanes vs. Bruins (35:29) Rangers vs. Penguins (36:23) Leafs vs. Lightning (37:22) Panthers vs. Capitals (39:55) ECF Hurricanes vs. Lightning (40:17) SCF Hurricanes vs. Stars (41:00) For real real Hogthrob picks (49:27) Trade Karlsson or Burns rumors (54:56) Burns trade destinations (57:20) What should the Sharks get in return? (59:55) Sharks should trade with the Devils (1:02:00) What does the 3 goalie setup mean? (1:07:00) DW retirement implications (1:10:50) Hertl signing Hogpork take (1:14:02) Hogthrob's ideas on contracts and the CBA (1:25:27) Hogthrob spits a seed on the floor (1:25:03) Bonus (////////////) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Oh Dear God. Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! Here to discuss the newest Sharks Alex Stalock! What does this mean for Reimer's return? Who thought this team actually had a chance against Vegas and this tough schedule? What does this team need? All this and more on this week's episode of MDM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! Sorry for the delay everybody, took us a while to process the Evander Kane news. **TRIGGER WARNING** We're gonna talk about Evander Kane the newest member of the Edmonton Oilers. All the nitty gritty and which claims he made are credible and which aren't. Plus the timeline analysis of Kane's fake vaccine card. Specifically we are referencing the interview Kane did with TSN's Kayla Grey. [View through this link to part 1: https://www.tsn.ca/video/~2370256] We go over the Sharks recent games against TBL, WAS & FLA (the Canes game was going at time of the recording) What we expect from the team, numbers and a whole NEW segment: One mitt on, one mitt off! [working title] --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! And off the Covid-protocol taxi squad! Is the timing of the Kane termination all centered around Hertl? Should the Sharks sell high on Meier? Will this team squeak into the playoffs and win a round? If the Sharks can convince Hertl to stay, how long is too long of a contract? Why does Taco Bell know SO MUCH about hockey?! All this and more on this week's ep of MDM! (0:00) Intro (0:31) Drinks and vulgarity (3:10) Terminate Sarah Kane-r (8:25) NHLPA defending Kane (13:09) Where will Kane land? (21:48) Timo Fire (30:05) Jumbo Rooster trick expectations (33:06) Trade Timo? Keep Hertl? (37:22) Term for Hertl contract (42:27) Upcoming tough schedule (45:11) Defense and Merkley (48:26) Hockey Tacos (49:58) Numbers with Dr. Pork (51:26) Bonus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork get back into the full swing of things! We lost an episode, so we did a quick recap-covery thing to get us back on track! Hogthrob is a little sick still, so excuse the cold-brain! (0:00) Intro (0:33) Drinks and Reimer (1:56) Coyotes game, all the goals (2:50) Bow-nino talk (5:00) How the Sharks can start scoring (5:40) TRADITIONAL PLAYOFF GOALIE CLICHES (6:02) Flyers game (11:12) Powerplay (13:02) 5 Minute Major Detroit Standouts (14:50) Weatherby Road Warrior (16:00) Sharks Prospects & Depth (17:58) Sharks Schedule Prophecy (22:30) Olympics and Hockey Coverage (28:35) Where is DW?! (32:23) So Long KK (35:12) Speaking too soon about EK9 (36:15) Hogthrob Hot Take next 5 games (37:07) Reimer Regression (40:18) Strangepork Hot take (44:39) Bonus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss Kevin Labanc's injury and expectations, the Sharks standing as a (playoff???) team and good ol EK9! What kind of winger will perform breast on the Sharks? RIP My-Cooch-Dahl line And more! All this on this weeks debauched episode of MDM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the Sharks recent wins, how DW can avoid the cough-in and more bulls&*@t from Evander Kane! *Trigger Warning* LITERALLY. Kan-ey's got a gun! (link to the press conference: https://www.nbcsports.com/bayarea/video/evander-kanes-first-press-conference-serving-nhl-suspension) (0:00) Szn 3 fire intro (0:31) Drinks & My Tea Women (2:18) NJ Jerseys (4:15) Top 4 Sharks (7:50) Timo Talk Time ROS (10:15) Optimal Reim (10:57) Karlsson has not changed (11:35) The disrespect of Couture & other good chompy bois (16:55) What will Sharks do at the Deadline? (18:45) DW Coughspiracy (19:49) BarraKane-da practice (21:09) Strangepork take on the press conference (26:18) Hogthrob thinks Kane can't "handle his own business" (29:12) A better PR message Kane should have used (31:30) Vaccine-Kane-tion & Trade options (39:13) Kane back to the Sharks?! (42:07) Kane's life getting better & gun video (48:12) SAP attendance if Kane returns (53:27) Bonus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss some NHL news and the Sharks recent skid. Has the Sharkuderie gone stale and sweaty? Is the hope for #tankthewrightway alive? Will DW do the impossible and keep Hertl if the Sharks keep losing? All this and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back! All now hot takes! Is #teamtank alive? Why are the Sharkkuda so good? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

*Trigger Warning* Who are we kidding, if you're here you're already in the depths of the gutter. But in this episode we talk about the Jenner & Block Report and how the sexual assault of Kyle Beach by Brad Aldrich. Specifically we delve into how this relates to the San Jose Sharks and their equipment manager Mike Aldrich (Brad Aldrich's father) and GM Doug Wilson. Hogthrob and Strangepork also discuss the Sharks winning ways! How long will this last? Is this hope? Is hope good? Is the My-Cooch-Dahl line legit?! All this and more numbers on the latest episode of MDM! (0:00) Season 3 Intro (0:31) Drinks! (2:12) Sharks record over 5 games (4:21) Timo Time is back? (6:26) My-Cooch-Dahl line! (8:20) Will Eklund stay past 9 games? (12:25) Gambrell trade (15:00) Weatherby Hype-train! (17:01) Sharks hope-train until the spring! (19:20) Disrespect of the Sharks and the Pacific Division (21:33) Jenner and Block report overview (26:44) Mike Aldrich: should Sharks fans ask what he knew and when? (37:10) The Sharks response & why you should read the report (44:10) The Sharks no comment vs transparency strategy (54:44) Numbers with Strangepork! (58:46) Bonus! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork Dropping a new ep with a new intro! Sharky bois are 2-0?!!?! Jasper Weatherby blows up in his first game! Shoutout to the Oregon Hockey Player! How does Strangepork remember his #? When will we know this Sharks team is for real? Why are they so good now? All this and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! (0:00) New Intro (0:31) Drinks and the New Sharks (3:19) Adin Hill in 2 games (5:13) EK 65 & Special Teams (6:34) 5-0 MTL Are the Sharks Good?! (17:30) Are the Sharks Good for Developing Players in the NHL? (25:32) Is the Powerplay For Real? (30:54) 21 Games to Terminate Kane (39:52) How Many Games Until We Believe in This Team? (42:42) Strangepork Births the Nation (44:40) Hogthrob Doomsday Scenario for the Sharks (46:31) Weatherby!!! (48:06) Strangepork Numbers (50:53) NHL Dress Code & Suit Opinions (59:29) Church of Hogthrob Dress Code (61:02) Bonus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork reconvene to discuss old news and the Hope-O-Meter of this team! (0:09) Intro and Excuses (2:19) What are we doing again?! (2:52) Real or Not Real Game (4:20) [all planned] Vaccinander Kane (7:05) Kanespiracy theory (12:05) Eklunderful news! (19:28) How young is too young for the NHL (23:14) Hope-O-Meter for the Sharks (27:00) Is this a new Sharks team this season? (28:29) Assistant Coaching impacts (30:50) NHL top 100 players has 1 Shark [The Athletic] (32:18) Where do the Sharks project this season? (35:45) Dahlen & other opening night roster thoughts (39:28) Patty (41:39) Pacific Predictions from Strangepork (45:25) Final thoughts and feelings (47:20) Bonus sniffle --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork breakdown the latest news with some order and restraint! Does the latest news Torpedoe the Sharks hopes for the playoffs?! (0:09) Intro & Victory Whiskey (2:16) Restr-kaning Order (4:33) Chekhovich Buyout (13:50) Thornton & Marleau Path of Glory (25:05) MTL and Offer Sheets (28:24) Hill Mask Deep Dive (32:53) Leonard & Roster Future (38:50) Going to Sharks Games (41:50) Kraken Roster Construction (46:14) Bonus --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork are BACK from outer space! *TRIGGER WARNING* Evander Kane is in the news again! Honestly if you're listening to us muppets at this point, you know how this will go! (0:07) Intro & Tequila Thoughts (1:16) Prospect Scrimmage Coverage (5:55) Acknowledgement of our failures (7:00) Beads (8:18) Evander Kane - Abortion Discovery Case (39:20) Betting on where Kane will end up (45:23) Strangepork Closing thoughts (46:35) Eklund in the NHL? (49:25) Wookie of the YEAR!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hoghtrob and Strangepork dive into the Evander Kane news, as well as which Sharks players will be the most Hairodynamic this upcoming season. Will Adin Hill's contract arbitration be totes fine? (0:01:04) What will the Sharks do with Kane if he's fount to be innocent of the gambling allegations? (0:14:34) Where will Marleau end up? (0:47:02) All this and more on this episode of MDM! Adin Hill (0:01:04) The Dream of SharkTank 2022 (0:06:00) Herik Karlsson (0:12:48) Hurri-Kane (0:14:34) Marleau Point (0:47:03) The Pacific Division & Sharky Trade Strats (0:55:46) Take 3 Topaways (1:02:02) Lokiss Me (1:07:06) --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss all the new rumo-SHARKS DRAFTED WILLIAM EKLUND OMFG!!!! Hogthrob and Strangepork also discuss the moves by Detroit, and how they reflect on the Adin Hill trade. Current and future trade rumors, as well as some fleeting thoughts on the sharks other players that got drafted. All this and more on the latest episode of MDM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

The sharks got Adin Hill from their Central Division rival the Desert Dogs!!! Why didn't they get a hill that was a bit quieter? Why is he worth the price of a 2nd round pick? What does this mean for the upcoming season and the new-look Pacific Division teams? Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss all this and more in this busy week of expansion draft, trades and more drafts! Also they make stupid bets and predictions! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork are back with an all new episode (recorded on 7/11/21) What does it all mean for the Sharks? Who will they protect from the North Squids? What will the Sharks position in the division be? Should the Sharks look to trade players teams actualy want? All this and more in this epsode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork weigh in on the Sharks Draft Lottery results! Who should they look to take? Shoutout to Jumbo-Joe getting eliminated! What sort of crazy trades should the team explore? Should the Sharks look to change coaching staff? All this and more on this long and saucy episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the 'development' of Ryan Merkely and other sharks defensive prospects. Who should the sharks draft if they win the lottery? Who should they draft if they stay at 7 or 8? How right is the logo battle bracket?! All this and more on this weeks episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork predict the playoffs based entirely off of the logos fighting! Which weather event/natural disaster will win?! Also what is wrong with the sharks exit interviews? What does it mean for next season?! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork talk about the merciful end to this season! What are these pigs' hot takes? Who should start in goal for the last game?! WHY IS JACK EICHEL NOT ALREADY ON THE SHARKS?!?  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

We're back! Sorry for the delay ya'll! Strangepork has been Cray-bizzay! We talk Sharks, why they lose, what big moves Doug Wilson has in store for the offseason, and why he should be canned! All this and more in the latest episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the Sharks helping out the Golden Knights, Make fun of new prospects names, consume the worst martini in history and more! What trades were Hogthrob and Strangepork looking forward to? What is yet to come?! WHY IS THIS MARTINI SO BAD?!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the Kings series, the sharks future and the rehab of Martin Jones! Is this talk of playoff spots for real? Or is Hogthrob right and it's 2014-15 all over again? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the series against the Sharks greatest rival: the Arizona Coyotes! Recapping the series, what the future of this team should look like, and what the right way to tank should be! Also there's a unique Mitt Fling (not even a drop at this point!) All this and more on this week's episode of MDM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss the recent fines imposed against the coaching staff, the play of Jones, Patrick Marleau's faceoff antics and more on this short ramble into the depths of what ails this team that can't seem to fin-ish! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork Discuss the Sharks losses to Vegas, what this month will mean for the big picture, and what R&B classic best represents the sharks playoff chances! All this and more on this action packed episode of MDM! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork return to recap the takeaways from the Colorado and Vegas Series. This is the toughest month for them sharky bois. Is all hope lost? Is turning the corner even worth it? Was losing the Jolly Ginger the biggest mistake that is costing this team? Probably yes! all this and more in this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Sorry this one is so late! We get off to the start of our second season about the same time the Sharks did! Very late and riddled with excuses! Hogthrob and Strangepork consider what is great and terrible about the Sharks, what type of player they need and who is ultimately to blame! All this and more on the Season 2 premiere-ish episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss some news to hit Santa Clara county, the best topping for cinnamon rolls and why we are all grateful to be sharks fans! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Coaching Staff! Hoghtrob and Strangepork discuss what Rocky Thompson will do for the sharks. Random parousings and drunken babble on other topics like, the Water Boy, retro reverse jerseys why the 2021 sharkys are not the 2016 sharky boyz and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! All waterboy references go directly to user iggyfenton on reddit who coined (afaik) that nickname for HC Bob Boughner --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork talk goalies! What to expect from the sharks goalie tandem, what makes Jones any good? Will Dubnyk seize the starting role or get moved at the deadline? All this and more on the latest episode of MDM --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

What should we expect from the Sharks D this season? Is there reason to hope? Where does Ryan Merkely fit into the pairings? Hogthrob and Strangepork take a long hard look at that D and come away with new feelings! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

What would Head Coach Strangepork choose for her lineup? What sharks players are going to be on the 4th line? WHY is there a Marleau on the team?! Hogthrob and Strangepork dive into some lineup mockups and what the forward depth looks like, while totally forgetting about like half of the sharks prospects, and just fantasizing over Gregor and Suomela. Also which sharks jersey would Strangepork and Hogthrob buy? Which Sharks jersey is the best Sharks Jersey? All this and more in this weeks episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

Is it time to turn over a new leaf? What does Jumbo leaving mean for the Sharks? What will Boughner do with the sharks this year? Does Marleau signing mean this is a retred of last season? What key indicators will tell us whether or not this next season's Sharks will be any good? Hogthrob and Strangepork discuss over some cold snacks! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mdm/support

How do you evaluate D-men? By looking at how well they build De Fence! Hogthrob and Strangepork take another deep dive at the fresh faces of the sharks. This time the stupid analogy is with a fence! What sharks prospect defencemen would qualify to work on our fictional company Da Fence Men LLC.? Stats used: Games Played: Quality of materials aTOI: Their hole they dug D-Zone Start %: What type of wood they used CF%: Type of Nails they have Blocked Shots: If they have a hammer --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork break down the sharks rookies and prospects for this past season. How you ask? By asking if we want S'more of these players or to (Pete De) Bork Bork Bork them! Stats are boring, and we're all cooped up thinking about the outside times. So we needed a S'more metaphor. The stats the players produced will make up a S'more: OZ% = Graham Cracker CF% = Chocolate xGF = Marshmallow GP = Brand of Ingredients TOI = Heat/Strength of the campfire! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

Time to review the Sharks season! Which Mitt Drop was deserving? What sharks quarantine house would be the best? Hogthrob and Strangepork evaluate the stats vs the feels all while getting progressively more maudlin! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

What would Bob Boughner order the Sharks to do as a self quarantine workout routine? How much toilet paper can pro players afford? Which shark plays what video game?! All this and more on this episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

So howbout that hockey? Totally am not lost without it! Hoghtrob and Strangepork discuss what the playoff format should look like. What this means for Marleau and other good stuff while being cooped up! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

This episode we tackle the real issues facing the sharks. What kind of roommate is Joe Thornton? Which goal song is the best? What video game goal songs should teams have? Hogthrob and Strangepork Discuss! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

Hogthrob and Strangepork explore their passions in the latest episode of Muppets Droppin Mitts! Who should you root for now that the Sharks are totally going nowhere? Which former Shark is on the most exciting and Shark fan friendly team? Why did we forget Barclay Goodrow? Why does Martin Jones refuse to wear his cybershark mask, and also why is he playing better? Want answers to these questions? Well sit down, pour yourself a drink, and forget what and why you asked with a couple of Muppets talkin hockey! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

Take a deep breath and blow the steam off of this Trade Deadline. What an active Deadline! Hogthrob and Strangepork go over what this means for the Sharks future. How good will the Davidson era play out? Why are Future Considerations the best trading chip the Sharks will ever have? --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

Thumbs up or thumbs down on the Dillon Trade? What direction is this team going? What sort of identity do the sharks need going forward? What does trading away defensive defensemen mean for this team? Who am I? WHY AM I CRYING!?!?! Hogthrob and Strangepork compare apples to oranges while drinking blood orange cider --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

The sharks face more Hertls this week as hogthrob and strangepork breakdown the flames games. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

We're back... and there's been hockey? Recorded this a while back and wanted to get this out there. What is the outlook for the trade deadline? What more do the hockey gods want in sacrifice? Who is left to drop mitts on? What are hockey babies born wearing??!?!?!? Hogthrob and Strangepork chomp into the tough questions! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

We're Back! Strangepork returns from Denver! Recaps the Avs scouting report and we take a look at where the sharks are 20+ games in! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support

Quick recap of the past two games, because we totally forgot about that Flames game. Recorded before the second Buffalo game, where Hogthrob's point about Labanc deserving a shorter leash aged well. We discuss the Shark's recent play, defensive debacles and of course NEW NUMBERS!!! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/MDM/support