Olivier & Rosé

We’re wrapping up our apocalyptic/end of the world theme this week but we are trying to end on a hopeful note! In the future the world is covered in trash and like the trash we are, humans just leave the planet on a pleasure cruise while tiny little robots clean up the mess we left. 600 years later there is still trash and only one little robot left. That is until he meets the love of his life and follows her into space. What caused so much trash? Should people maybe just not buy plastic water bottles? Probably but instead we have a giant trash pile floating around the ocean. Join us this week where we take a look into our future with this animated movie from 2008: WALL-E.

Listen we are just slowly turning into Jenna Marbles where we post every Wednesday/Thursday and honestly it is just because we are lazy. Truly everybody this is the first episode that we recorded while not drinking (thanks dry February) but if we didn’t let you know you would have never guessed because this episode is wild. Apparently when you leave out alcohol and replace it with caffeine it has the same effect. That is “science” and believe me we know – just like we know that 3 days is 72 hours. Join us this week for The Day After Tomorrow.

This is episode 50 so we thought we would do something special. This is it, the end of an era – the final movie in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy. We go back to England – though remarkably Katie does not break out in any accents – to join 5 friends in completing the Golden Mile. Their goal to get to The World’s End, and oh boy do they get there. Join us this week for our semi-centennial (which is a word I had to Google) episode and listen as we discuss the green cornetto The World’s End.

It was the early 2000’s. Random B movies were packed with stars, the Spice Girls were still relevant, Donald Trump was still just some rich dude dating a young model and the epitome of cool was the Razor scooter. In the year 2001 we were blessed with Ben Stiller’s ‘classic’ Zoolander. In case you missed it (which apparently a lot of people did) this movie stars Owen Wilson alongside Ben Stiller in a story of a VERY dumb model who has to save the Prime Minister of Malaysia - sounds plausible. Tune in this week and RELAXXX.

Merry Christmas! What says Christmas more than Bing Crosby tap dancing with Danny Kaye? Literally nothing! Enjoy some innocent 1950’s highjinks set to music. In this special holiday episode we discuss the Rose’s favorite classic White Christmas. Also this movie is a musical so you KNOW that there was signing.

Listen recording is hard and sometimes we get too busy. For the last two weeks we have not been able to record due to travel and holiday events. Maybe this week we will record a Christmas Episode. Pay attention to social media for the next couple hours. Whichever holiday movie gets the most votes/likes is the movie we will watch.

Ah yes – another Nic Cage movie where the lines are made up and the plot points don’t matter. Join John Travolta and Nic Cage or is it Nic Cage and John Travlota – can you even tell them apart? I mean they are just so similar. A terrorist and the man who is hunting him switch places and try to live each others lives. Is it super confusing – absolutely. Is it good – eh. It’s aight.

This is the story of a good ol’ southern boy taking a flight home to see his wife and daughter. Only he is a prisoner and the plane is a prison transport plane – that gets taken over by the convicts. In continuing Nic Cage November we once again we have mixed feeling about Nic Cage and his hot ‘90s bod but weird face. In the typical Olivier & Rosé fashion we broke into song and talked about our childhoods. Tune in this week for Con Air. Honestly if you haven’t watched this movie do yourself a favor and pay the $3 it costs to rent it- then listen to us talk about it!

Last week we covered the masterpiece that is National Treasure. This week we get into the type of movies that Nic Cage is known for. In this 2007 movie that barely anyone has ever heard of Nic Cage plays a Vegas magician that can see into the future. Of course since it is Nic Cage he will need to use that power to stop a nuclear bomb from destroying the city of LA! Tune in this week to see what we thought of this week’s addition to Nic Cage November - Next!

Welcome to #NicCageNovember!!!! I hope you are all just as excited for this as we are. Well, as excited as Rose is. The first week of Nic Cage month had to be something good so OBVIOUSLY we chose National Treasure. In 2004 we were all blessed with the first movie in what will hopefully be a trilogy in which Benjamin Franklin Gates needs to solve a mystery around a treasure that has been hidden for centuries. Did Rose do her research on the Free Masons? No. Did Katie like national treasure of a movie (pun intended)? I guess you’ll have to listen to find out.

Remember remember when we released weekly episodes. Well to celebrate the anarchy of Guy Fawkes we are settling into some anarchy of our own. Olivier & Rose are taking it back to basics. We were inappropriate, we got off topic and we talked about penises-sounds about right. Tune in this week to hear us panic about how movies sometimes hit to close to home and the fact that dystopian movies are taking place closer and closer to the year we are actually in. Tune in for V for Vendetta.

Happy Anniversary! To us. On October 17th, 2018 we started this podcast. To celebrate and keep with the spooky season we watched another cult classic. This weekend we are going on a trip that we have dubbed as spooky baecation + Rose. So we prepared ourselves by seeing what the worst version of our trip could be. A creepy cabin in the woods, the book of the dead and some demons sounds like we also need a man with a chainsaw. Join us this week for The Evil Dead.

We lost an episode but we are back this week with a brand new one! Spooky season always calls for at least one Spoopy movie – so this week we answered that call. In true late ‘90s fashion Devon Sawa stars in this movie about a stoner whose hand gets possessed by the devil and his two undead friends, you know normal high school things. But don’t worry because we completely tear it apart while making fun of it the whole time. Join us this week for Idle Hands!

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It’s officially fall which means it is officially spooky ghost mouth season and we are starting off with a classic. A family of three, a hotel that closes down for the winter, and some ghosts that’s what makes a good movie. How does a horror movie from the ‘80s based on a book from the ‘70s cause us to go on a rant about our own boobs and ‘90s clothing? I guess you’ll have to tune in to find out! Listen this week for The Shining.

Is there a better way to celebrate fall and start to settle in than watching a Rom-Com on Netflix and drinking wine, probably not. Rose loves time travel and Katie loves love. So this week we watched Harry Potter! Just kidding, but this movie does have Bill Weasley, Uncle Vernon and Rufus Scrimgeour. Tune in as we drink a little too much wine to get over this bad day and cry a little bit about the lovely relationship between a father and son. Tune in for About Time.

Welcome back to weekly episodes! Break out you’re bad Philly accents and your wine because this time we travel back to 1976 Philadelphia. Where children are drinking and everything is trash. Do we know anything about boxing? Do we know anything about Philadelphia or the 70’s? Not at all! But we are here to talk about it anyways so settle in for a good time and listen to this weeks episode ROCKY!

This week we get very serious about porn, well porn and Mark Wahlberg. In a world where everyone is blessed with one special thing – ours is drinking and Dirk’s is his dick. In true Olivier & Rosé fashion there is singing, lots of drinking and laugher that will scare you if you aren’t prepared for it. Set in the 70’s, released in the 90’s and extremely star studded Boogie Nights is a classic movie that of course Katie had not seen, so we HAD to watch it. Pardon the interruption(s) by the Rita the potato cat – she wants to be involved too.

if they are going to leave us for some younger girl then we are NOT HAVING IT. What is the best way to get revenge? Take all their money, stuff and ruin their lives obviously. Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, and Diane Keaton team up to get drunk, dance and show their men whats what while make the world slightly better in the process. Do you want some quality content about Girl Power and the F**king Patriarchy? Well then look no further because this week we cover The First Wives Club!

Happy Wednesday! This episode called for some hard alcohol so buckle up. What do two girls who have never been to Minnesota know about Minnesotan beauty pageants? Nothing – but we’re going to talk about it anyways. This story has high school drama, beauty, and murder what else could you ask for? Join us this week in the small town of Mount Rose for Drop Dead Gorgeous.

Welcome back! In the first episode that we recorded in the new studio we get into some HEAVY topics. Do men really not enjoy fillatio – probably not. Are we still going use this movie as evidence that they don’t regardless – absolutely! This week we watched The Sweetest Thing a movie about being young, single, hot and successful and then by total change finding love at a club with a guy who is engaged. Everything is super realistic and very relatable, to us anyways – we can’t speak for you guys.

2 Girls, 11 guys, a shrimp cocktail and a casino heist. Sounds like a good time to us! When you first get out of prison obviously the first thing you want to do is rob the person who is dating your ex. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and some other randos do exactly just that and rob a casino – the Bellagio to be specific. Would we be able to rob a casino? No. Are we even boujee enough to step foot in the Bellagio? No. If we were these guys would take all of our money anyways. Join us this week for Ocean’s Eleven. (The word not the number)

It's the end of an era - this is the last episode that was recorded in the OG "Podcast Studio". It's also that time of year again - the time when hopeful graduates from High School and College are finishing school and are excited about their next step in life. Well we're here to tell you that its all work and spending money so yay? To celebrate all of these big moments we watched a classic movie about an older woman seducing a child - great - that's not problematic.  Join us this week and hear what two people who graduated a LONG time ago have to say about The Graduate.

Welcome back! I know that it seems like a whole 2 years since the last episode but we are not Game of Thrones so it has only been 2 weeks. Join us as this week as we cover the tough topics like how to handle a row a toilets with no barriers and what English accents are called. We sang, objectified men and made everyone uncomfortable. I would say that is a pretty successful episode. Tune in this week for Kingsman: The Secret Service.

Hello Clarice. This week we get into how neither of us knows anything about history but don’t worry because Rose has got the murder topic covered. In true Olivier & Rosé fashion we get off topic very quickly and bring it back to discuss cannibalism maybe a little too in depth. It is hard to make a movie about murder funny unless you are horrible people, and here we are. Join us this week for Silence of the Lambs.

Are you from the Deep South and new to New York City? So is the main character of this movie. This episode is a little long but we promise it is worth it. We are brought back to the world of myspace, blue leopard print nylon shirts, and Katie’s school teacher telling her that the Beatles is music of the Devil. However if you pay attention it’s actually Chicago that records devil music – well according to this movie. Join us this week for peppermint schnapps, pizza, Popeye’s, and Little Nicky!

Here it is! You’ve waited all week for this special 4/20 episode. In the classic tale of a stoner who has to move in with his Grandma. There are weed smoking antics and a bad guy that uses a robot voice. Grandma drinks some weed tea and knows how to throw a sweet party - including a solid karaoke session. There is also a monkey that knows Tae kwon doe, so honestly what are you waiting for?

In order to get the full experience we are releasing the Grandma's Boy episode this coming Saturday, 4/20 - BLAZE IT. However we didn't want to leave you empty handed so here is preview of what is to come!

Welcome to the 80's! Where all movies are either by John Hughes or about children finding dead bodies. This movie is no different, which is why Katie cannot tell the difference between this and Stand By Me. In classic Olivier & Rosé form we got off topic and our conversation devolved into discussing how we would be super fit if we owned Peloton bikes or one of those stretchy spring things. Tune in for The Goonies as we discuss how just like Sloth and Chunk and bonded over food.

April Fools! Welcome to Rosè & Olivier. This week we switched roles, Katie wrote the notes and Rose gave a rating. Katie identifies with a character for his lack of meaning in his life while Rose focuses a little more on his love of IKEA furniture. We get into deep topics like how we would pee in the soup at work if we lived a day with no consequences and how pretty much no matter what we would fuck Brad Pitt - I mean wouldn't you? Tune in this week for Fight Club!

Happy Birthday Katie! We covered a movie that was picked by Katie in honor of her birthday. We laughed, discussed 70’s fashion/hair and learned where Matthew McConaughey’s most famous lines came from. This week we watched Dazed and Confused. It’s not just how adult life feels but also a bunch of teenagers smoking weed in the 70s.

Happy International Women's Day!..A week and a half later, but honestly shouldn't we just celebrate women everyday? Specifically shouldn't we always be celebrating Geena Davis

Were you ever terrified that animals and hunters would come out of your board games as a child? Me too! In 1995 Robin Williams starred in this movie that traumatized us all as we watched him get bullied as a kid and LITERALLY sucked into a game to live alone for 20 years. I wonder why our generation is scarred. Join us this week as Rose tries to push that childhood fear onto Katie as we watch Jumanji!

Welcome to Episode 21! To celebrate the podcast being legally allowed to drink we watched Animal House. The classic college movie about a group of guys that can't catch a break and drink to cope. Honestly same. Set in the early 60's this movie proves that not much has changed about college - or life in general. Everyone drinks, men are disgusting and Frat houses are gross. The only difference is that underwear is less complicated.

Kenny Loggins, Kevin Bacon, and a town where dancing is banned. Name a better throuple - YOU CAN'T. This feel good movie about a new kid in town that just wants to dance is the latest addition to Katie's repertoire and she had some thoughts. We discuss small town bullshit, middle school dances and the fact that white men can't dance. Join us this week for Footloose!

WHOOP WHOOP! That's the sound of da police! Katie and Rose have said this multiple times, this is the first time that it has been relevant. English accents, police corruption and murder? Count Rose in, and she'll drag Katie with her. Even though one of us is sick this will be a classic episode with lots of singing and ridiculous asides. This week we cover the second movie in the Cornetto Trilogy with a blue Cornetto and Hot Fuzz!

Happy Galentines Day! Is there better way to celebrate this lady holiday then shooting a rapist, robbing a convenience store and smashing the #fuckingpatriarchy by blowing up some assholes big rig? We didn't think so either. This week we join two boss ass ladies as they take the vacation of their lives. Katie & Rose couldn't take a vacation but they had some wine, one bottle each. This one is gunna be good!

We covered our first animated movie this week! Rose couldn’t stop quoting the lines and Katie just laughed…loudly. Like any animated movie there are animal sidekicks and some fantastic songs. In this case some Elton John songs. This movie has some inappropriate references which makes you question the PG rating. Join us this week for The Road to El Dorado.

This week to sync up with the upcoming “Holiday” we covered Groundhog Day! The movie that inspired hundreds of movies and TV shows to have a time loop. What would you do if you were stuck in a Groundhog Day situation, would you believe someone if they told you they were stuck? This week we discuss all of the things that we would do if we got stuck and how it wouldn’t take much convincing for us to believe someone. Also how cute are groundhogs?! This week to sync up with the upcoming “Holiday” we covered Groundhog Day!

Don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep ‘Cause I’d miss this movie and I don’t wanna miss a thing! This week we cover the 1998 disaster movie Armageddon, though Katie was a little off on what the plot of this movie was. This movie is the epitome of “What can go wrong will go wrong” and its tears all around from your two favorite podcast hosts. You may be surprised by some of the opinions that come out of this episode because Rose sure was. We can’t promise you that we won’t sing this week but I can promise that it will be entertaining.

Bruce Willis month continues this week with Pulp Fiction! And this week the “Penis Gallery” decided to actually join us and share his thoughts. After all he has soo much fun last week, he got a little drunker this time though. We also added a few extra segments to the podcast. Have you ever wondered what Katie thought the movies were about before she watches them? Well then you’re in luck because she tells us just that and let me tell you – IT IS GOLD. The episode may run a little long this week but I promise it is worth it. Tune in to hear what Katie has to say about Pulp Fiction.

Can you believe that Katie had never seen a Bruce Willis movie? Me neither - though you think I would expect that by now. Because of this fact we are dedicating a whole month to Bruce Willis movies, starting with The Fifth Element! Action, Sci-Fi, and Bruce come together in this 1997 classic. We also have a special guest - kind of- he just makes comments from what we have dubbed the "Penis Gallery".

Happy Holidays! The age old debate. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie or isn't it? Bruce Willis says no, we say yes. What is your opinion? Listen as Katie discovers this classic "Christmas" movie for the first time and what she though of it. Additionally this will kick off our Bruce Willis month in January, stay tuned!

Keeping with the Holiday theme this week we watch another classic Christmas movie. Katie and our special guest watched this movie for the first time and Rose watched this movie for the first time, in color anyways. We got a little off topic but we learned some interesting facts. Did you ever wonder by adults slept in two twin beds? Us too! This (and more) comes up in Episode 10 - It's A Wonderful Life

We're kicking off the Holiday spirit this week with the first of three Christmas movies! To go along with our movie this week we drank some festive drinks, with LOTS of booze. We discuss why Christmas is a magical time, the best presents we got as kids and why adulthood is so sad. All lessons that Ralphie learned in this 1980's holiday classic A Christmas Story.

Are you watching closely? Well listening, watching doesn't entirely make sense in this scenario. In 2006 magicians were the baddest bitches on the block and this movie is proof of that. Katie explains how a magic trick pissed off her boyfriend and Rose proves once again that her love for her cat is truly magical. Find out what other drunken thoughts these two had this week. Tune in for The Prestige.

Do you love musicals? Do you love Paris? How about the 1900s? Yes? Perfect. Than this week’s movie is for you! Learn who originally sung Lady Marmalade, because Rose had no idea. She also may have gotten a little too drunk this week and it may lead to some hijinks – like Gin coming out her nose. We may also have a special appearance from Rita the Potato Cat, if that is something you are interested in. Just saying.

Listen Meow this week’s episode is a classic. If you partook in the Devils Lettuce in high school. Everyone knows that they best way to prepare to deal with your family and eat a lot of food is to smoke a lot of weed, and a lot of weed is what you will find in this 2001 comedy.Tune in and hear our thoughts on mushrooms, syrup, and Farva. Tune in for Super Troopers!

This week we cover a movie that is a little close to home...well it was home. Katie has some background knowledge on this one though she can't remember all of it. Join us in Southie before it could only be afforded by rich people while two Irish men take out a whole lot of mobsters, and a cat. Tune in for to Episode 5 for The Boondock Saints!