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EACH EPISODE WELCOMES A NEW "PROFESSIONAL" WHOSE JOB DEALS FIRST HAND WITH LIFE, DEATH, SEX, VIOLENCE, AND/OR CRIME. IDENTITIES ARE HIDDEN AND JUDGEMENT IS SUSPENDED IN HOPE OF HONEST AND UNFLINCHING CONFESSIONS. HOSTED BY COMEDIAN GABE NOAH AND FRIENDS, THE DISCUSSIONS ARE BY TURNS DISTURBING, SH…

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    • Dec 20, 2021 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 83 EPISODES

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    Confessions of a Sexual Submissive (BDSM dungeon employee) part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2021 85:46


    Stephanie Parent worked six plus years in one of Los Angeles' only commercial BDSM Dungeons. Her typical day consisted of being spit on, trampled, punched, whipped, caned, slapped, and she loved (almost) every minute of it. She had so many great stories we had to do two episodes with her.                                             ****note:  you don't need to listen to part 1 to enjoy part 2**** Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is an unflinching look at the lives of those whose careers involve life, death, sex, violence, drugs, depravity, and crime.  It's also funny.  All guests are vetted and offered any level of anonymity they need.  We are proud soldiers in the war on shame.    Follow us on social to see livestreams, video clips, pics and more of our shows.   fb:  @professionconfession twitter:  @Gabe_noah / @proconpod  ** If you'd like to be a guest on our show, please hit us up on our facebook page or email us at:  info@professionconfession.com SUPPORT OUR SHOW!  patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast       ********PLEASE SHOW STEPHANIE PARENT SOME PROCON LOVE******** Be sure to check out her writing! She's a genuinely fantastic writer who writes unflinchingly about her life.  ----Follow her on Twitter to stay up on her most recent publications. Twitter: @SC_parent Support the arts!  donate to her patreon that would be spectacular! patreon.com/stephaniep *if you are in the baltimore area, Stephanie is available for private session work. message her on twitter to begin the conversation. ******************************************************************************************************  Need help with your podcast, livestream, or creating video content? - We've innovated the production process so that making the highest quality content is fast and affordable.  If you don't have video on your website or social media, your online store looks like it's closed.  Whether you're a first time podcaster, or a veteran creator, we can help!  mbcmulticast.com

    Confessions of a Sexual Submissive

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2021 80:24


    This week's guest was spit on, trampled, whipped, tickled, caned, bruised, and loved (almost) every minute of it.  Stephanie Parent spent years working as a submissive in one of Los Angeles' only "commercial" dungeons (meaning anyone could walk in off the street and partake in the action).   We had a great time talking to her and she'll be back for part two next week (as we didn't really scratch the surface).   Stephanie Parent is now an aspiring novelist who writes about her life in the BDSM community (and more).  If you'd like to support her, please considering joining her patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/introduction-and-57459065 Obvious trigger warnings here.   *note:  this episode was done remotely.  

    Witness to Kyle Rittenhouse deaths in Kenosha

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 95:05


      Our guest this week was a witness/participant to the chaos, death, and carnage in Kenosha. He is a photojournalist who is ideologically aligned with BLM/leftist ideals, but his story doesn't serve his political agenda (we hope people from all sides of this issue will listen).  He participated in the chase of Rittenhouse and unfortunately was a first hand witness to the bloody conclusion.  We were extremely impressed at his character and devotion to telling the truth as he saw it, which we need more of.  ****We share some pics that he took, one of which has significantly altered my impression of Rittenhouse. You may not agree, but you should check it out on our fb page or within some of the videos we'll be posting throughout the week.     Thanks for listening, sharing, subscribing, rating is always appreciated.  

    CONFESSIONS OF A DEREK CHAUVIN MURDER TRIAL JUROR

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 117:34


    We're back with a banger of an episode:  Confessions of a Derek Chauvin Murder Trial Juror (the cop convicted for the murder of George Floyd).  Brandon Mitchell served on the jury for one of the most intensely watched, divisive, and socially important jury trials since Rodney King and OJ.  Add in the fact that he's a black man, and it takes another dimension.  Hope you enjoy it.   Follow us on FB or YT if you want to see video of the episode, or participate in future livestreams.   If you'd like to watch this episode: Derek Chauvin Juror Episode (video version on Youtube) FB:  @professionconfession ProCon Youtube Page professionconfession.com Support the show on patreon Be sure to check out Brandon Mitchell's podcast:  The Wholesome Podcast   You can find them on instagram or anywhere you get your podcasts. IG: @Wholesome_Podcast CHECK OUT THIS EPISODE OF THEIRS ON YOUTUBE: Wholesome Podcast episode 113 (good episode)   If you are looking to record your own podcast, livestream show, audio book, or make high quality/affordable video content come use our studio: MBC MULTICAST STUDIO 1229 2nd street NE Minneapolis MN 55413

    Queen-pins Go to Prison!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 146:29


    Loved this episode.  This week we're joined by Daneana and Shade from the podcast Meet the Shu.  They were young queen-pins who were living fast until the full weight of the judicial system crashed down on them.  Each served at least 10 years hard time.  In the first half of the podcast we talk about the drug dealing, and then the last half we talk female prison life.   Please check out their podcast Meet the Shu.  Meet the shu is a podcast that will bring real life stories before, during and after prison bids. We are here to give you Hustle, encouragement, motivation and determination to conquer the stigma of having Strikes against you. Support our podcast on Patreon: patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast Follow us on Youtube or Facebook and watch/participate in the live taping of our episodes! If you or your business is looking to create a podcast or web content consider our studio: MBC Multicast Studio  mbcmulticast.com

    Marine (Afganistan: Battle of Marjah)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 114:21


    One of our best episodes ever!     Support our sponsor: KurPurCollective.com Promo Code:   PROCON   If you need a podcast or video content, check out our studio: mbcmulticast.com

    Porno Queen Jordan Maxx

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 68:01


    This week I was the luckiest Catholic in town to be joined by Porno Queen Jordan Maxx.  Jordan is not only a living 12 on a scale of 10, but was a fun interview.  Be sure to follow us on Facebook and Youtube so that you can see the livestreams.   If you, or someone you know would like to be a guest on Profession Confession, hit us up at  info@professionconfession.com   Otherwise, please support Jordan by either whacking off to her stuff on pornhub, or by joining her at: onlyfans.com/jordanmaxx   To support our show: patreon.com/professionconfession   if you would like to start your own podcast, or level up an existing one, check out our studio  MBC Multicast Studio mbcmulticast.com  1229 2nd St. NE  Minneapolis MN 55413 info@mbcmulticast.com

    911 Pentagon Search & Recovery Team

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 142:12


    We're back!  Our guest this week was at the Pentagon on 911.  Brian was a member of the Army's Honor Guard based in Fort Meyer Virginia (approximately 2 miles from the Pentagon).  He was among the first people in the building that day searching for evidence, people, and anything else. This episode was livestreamed on our facebook page.  Follow us on facebook or youtube so that you can see future episodes live.  If you want to support our show: patreon.com/proconpod  Check out our sponsor: kurpurcollective.com For the best Delta 8 CBD Gummies, Tinctures, and/or Flower around!  We fully endorse this product for anyone 21 yrs or older.  If you are looking to start your own podcast or need high end video content made quickly and affordably, come to MBC Multicast Studio.   Hit up Gabe or Tevin at info@mbcmulticast.com Follow us on facebook or youtube to see some of our work.  

    Human Trafficking Detective (Part 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2020 108:13


    Carter from Episode 8 is back and has more mind blowing stories from working the streets fighting human trafficking and prostitution. The amount of stomach churning depravity he sees on a daily basis will leave you speechless.    Donate To The Show: https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   Check us out on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC72rXK3abrxkOINtt1qvgdw?view_as=subscriber   Start Your Own Podcast: https://www.mbcmulticast.com/

    Crime Beat Reporter (Bay Area)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2020 96:42


    Kristi Belcamino covered some amazing stories throughout the 90's in San Francisco and the rest of the Bay Area. Police ride alongs, murders and child abductions were just the tip of the iceberg. The highlight of her career was sitting face to face with a serial killer in an attempt to find his victims. You definitely do not want to miss this episode!   Donate to the show at: https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   For more information about Kristi or to purchase her book visit: https://kristibelcaminowriter.com   Rate. Subscribe. Share.

    Cam Girl (Rape Fetish) TRIGGER WARNING

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2019 64:17


    TRIGGER WARNING! This was a really tricky one to navigate.  Ultra dark subject matter, but we think this is important to talk about.  Not that we don’t make a bunch of tasteless jokes.  Kasie gives us an unflinching  look into her career as a cam girl and as a victim of sexual assault (and subsequent rape fetish).  *As always the dark content is supplemented with jokes but Gabe still fought back tears as Kasie's story is heart wrenching.    Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast Check Out Our Studio! https://www.mbcmulticast.com  

    Sex Worker Round-Up (Live Stream)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 58:59


    We invited our favorite stripper and pimp to come in for a Facebook live show from MBC Studios. To see the video check out our Facebook page. Stay tuned for more live shows.   https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast    

    VIP Promoter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2019 105:10


    Ever wonder what it's like to spend $30k in the mall and party with NBA all stars? This VIP Promoter has worked with and hosted some of the worlds biggest stars for a night out on the town. From bottle service to strip clubs he's the man to get you into the most exclusive parties. There's no time for sleep when hanging out with LeBron James, Kevin Hart and Drake.   Donate to the show at: https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast

    Street Walker (2 of 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2019 52:05


    Street Walker part 2 will definitely not disappoint. We uncover a couple of jaw dropping stories to wrap up our time with Star. Thank you to all of the listeners that submitted questions for this week's episode. stick around till the end to see if your question was featured.   Donate to the show at: https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast

    Street Walker (1 of 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2019 73:40


    How fitting that we sat down with a prostitute for episode 69. Star talks with us about starting as a stripper and giving massages before graduating to the streets and working over johns full time. She has encountered extreme fetishes and has even been put in life threatening situations.    Donate to the show at https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast  

    Funeral Director

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019 110:38


    He puts the fun in funeral. Jeremiah Tucker dishes dishes the dirt on what happens before we all take one last nap. Everything from swollen corpses from too much embalming fluid to playing pranks on kids that are trying to sneak a peak at dead bodies.    Donate to the show at https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast

    Personal Injury Lawyer (Michael Bryant)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2019 118:54


    ***Trigger Warning:  protracted discussion of his work representing sexual abuse victims of the Catholic Church. If you've ever wondered what it's like to be a Nationally Prominent Fat-Cat Personal Injury Mega-Lawyer*, this is your episode...Attorney Michael Bryant (Bradshaw and Bryant) details for us the rollercoaster life and times of a Personal Injury Lawyer.  Multimillion dollar judgements, gruesome injuries, hideous legal maneuvers, underhanded insurance companies, and his passionate crusade against the Pedophile Conspiracy within the Catholic Church on behalf of it's victims.   We hope you enjoy this one as much as we did.  If you like our show, we appreciate any help spreading the word or rating/commenting, etc.   Special thanks to our guest cohost, maternal figure, and muse:  Brittany Arneson    If you or someone is injured and you need an attorney be sure to call Michael Bryant and his team before you speak to an adjuster.  24hr phone number: 800.770.7008 or visit their website https://minnesotapersonalinjury.com/index.htm They recently were awarded Gabe Noah's 16 Diamond rating! So you know these guys are the real deal.   note:  I joke around a lot, but I was genuinely impressed with him as a guy.  I believe him to be genuine and honorable in his pursuit of justice and hope that I get injured someday so I can work with Michael again.     Also....We could really use some dough!  Check out our youtube channel, and Don't forget to donate to the show at https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast We really really appreciate it.   If you are looking for a place to podcast, check out our studio for rent at MBCMulticast.com    Rate. Subscribe. Share.

    County Morgue Worker

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 93:43


    PCA Prisoner Assisted Living

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 122:20


    It's not all just wiping asses in this line of work. Ashley has seen elderly threesomes, bed sores, family disputes and even elderly people pushing other elderly people out of their wheelchair. In addition she not only worked at an old folks home but she also worked at an old folks home for criminals. She had to care for murders, rapists and every other criminal imaginable.     Donate to the show: https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC72rXK3abrxkOINtt1qvgdw   Rate! Subscribe! Share!

    School Shooter Defense Trainer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2019 141:11


    Sadly we live in a world where mass shootings and terrorist attacks have become a regular news headline. There is hope in the form of this week's guest, Jason B, as he travels the country teaching police officers, teachers, students and businesses how to defend themselves against active threats. From shooters to stabbers and everything in between, Jason has a plan to initiate professional violence to help save lives. We had a great time talking with him about his profession and even are working on scheduling our own training session so we can defend our prestigious studio. Hope you enjoy the episode!     Support Our Patreon Page:   https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC72rXK3abrxkOINtt1qvgdw?view_as=subscriber

    Psychic

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2019 101:08


    It's finally here! The psychic episode we teased last month. We know what you're thinking... Gabe... Tevin... psychics are a joke. We went into this ready to completely shut down the idea of psychic abilities and wanted to debunk this self proclaimed psychic. However after our conversation with her she at least opened us up to the idea that she is able to pick up on energy that others can't. She even successfully talked to Tevin's grandpa and did a psychic reading on Gabe. Let us know what you thought of the episode and if you'd like a reading she is willing to come back and talk to all our listeners.   Donate To The Show: patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   Follow us on YouTube, Instagram, Facebook and Twitter!

    Television Debut: Mary Mack

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2019 75:15


    She started out as a polka music star from the small town of Webster, Wisconsin. Through hard and many sleepless nights in a tent she was able to be featured on Last Comic Standing and Conan O'Brien.   Check out our Patreon Page! https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   Gabe and Mary Mack will be performing at the Hook & Ladder Theatre April 18th @ 8pm Click the link for more info!   https://www.facebook.com/events/390411351738956/  

    Live From Sex Fest (Day Two)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 79:36


    The sexiest podcast episode in the history of podcast episodes. If you weren't completely turned on by day one, day two will make your eyes roll back and your toes curl.   We have video clips up on Patreon from Swinger Sex Fest. Check us out and donate to the show at https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast  

    Live From Swinger Sex Fest (Day One)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2019 89:15


    This week we dive into the Swinger Sex Fest event. Amanda and Dan were nice enough to give us VIP access to their hotel take over and the event did not disappoint. Naked twister, strip beer pong, orgy rooms, sex dungeons, whips, chains and everything in-between. It was a two day experience we will never forget.   Don't forget to check out our Youtube and Patreon pages for bonus content!

    Hotel Staff

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2019 113:30


    No this isn't the psychic episode we promised. Due to some editor issues we had to delay the psychic episode and release this kick ass hotel episode.  Celebrity scandals, death and sexual advances are just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to working in a hotel. Tyler (Front Desk Manager) and Josh (Bell Boy) talk all things hospitality in this weeks episode.   To donate to the show or for the entire episode with Josh check out our Patreon Page: www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   Thanks!

    #58- Attempted Marijuana Smuggler

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2019 122:22


    This weeks guest is on his way to prison for being a pretty cool guy. https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast

    #57- Karate Cultist, part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2019 124:01


    Russell Johnson comes back to give us even deeper insight into John C Kim's martial arts cult. https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast

    #56- Karate Cultist

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2018 89:29


    Russ was a member of an infamous karate cult in the 90’s. The leader John C. Kim was believed to have supernatural abilities including; the ability to heal, super speed and the ability to digest pine sol. Listen as Russ talks about his time working up the ranks under the tutelage of a small, track suit wearing, perm rocking Asian legend.   For more on Russ’ story check out his website: www.deceivedpodcast.com Can’t get enough Profession Confession? Check out our bonus content on our Patreon Page! www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   Minnesota Listeners: Gabe will be performing at New Hope Cinema Grill on Saturday January 12th at 8:30pm. For tickets go to https://www.cinemagrill.com/on-stage/details?eventId=240317 Limited number of free tickets available to Patreon members!

    #55- Kathleen Bangs, Aerospace Expert

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2018 143:03


    Kathleen Bangs has a long and impressive career in the field of aerospace. She's flown everything from commercial airliners to floatplanes. She's also an expert on airplane crashes and a fox news correspondent. Support the show at https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast  

    #54- Double Amputee

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2018 61:16


    Warning this episode is graphic and not for those with a weak stomach. It was our honor to sit down and talk with John Kriesel. John lost both his legs and nearly his life overseas protecting the country. Hear his story in this week's episode.   To book John as a motivational speaker or order his book Still Standing go to https://www.johnmkriesel.com   And check out all our bonus content at www.Patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast    

    #53- Corrections Officer

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2018 115:54


    #52- Special Forces

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2018 114:54


    #51- One Punch Killer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2018 108:38


    This episode strays from our normal format. One punch deaths are something everyone hears about, but rarely do you actually meet the guy who threw the tragic punch. Jeets was a 21 year old kid from the burbs whose preteen years were spent in foster care bouncing from school to school.  Often the  new black kid at white schools, he learned how to defend himself early on.  Far from a thug, he was well liked by teachers, parents, and his peers.  None of that mattered much when he was challenged to a fight at a summer festival.  His victim was a larger man who threw the first punch.  Our guest ducked it and countered with an uppercut that would land him in a maximum security prison for 8 years, and many lives forever shattered.   Cohosted by comedian, humanitarian, and  genius Greg Coleman.  He’s hilarious.  Check him out: twitter: @saygcole gregcolemancomedy.com *Do us a small favor and go buy a house with Brady Mason. Already have a house? Buy another one. It'd really mean a lot to us! https://www.edinarealty.com/brady-mason-realtor#/   Donate to the show at www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast

    #50- Hospice Nurse

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018 92:31


    Episode 50! Thank you everyone for sticking with us along this journey. We couldn't have accomplished any of this without you and we are excited to continue to grow the show moving forward.   This week's episode features a hospice nurse, Patty. She has experienced more death than just about anyone. She cares for and builds relationships with patients just to have them die. The emotional rollercoaster she is on would take it's toll on anyone. Don't worry it's not all sad. We talk about breaking corpses bones, stabbing dead bodies and playing practical jokes in the hospital as well.   As always check out our sponsor, Brady Mason, if you are in the market for a new house. https://www.edinarealty.com/brady-mason-realtor#/ And don't forget to donate to the show and recieve bonus content at www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   Enjoy!  

    #49- Eye Removal Technician

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2018 73:05


    This week's episode features Morgan, an eye removal technician. She harvests corneas from dead bodies so they can be donated to people in need. This episode brings us back to cringe worthy gore. She goes into great detail about her experiences cutting out corneas.  We also want everyone to check out our favorite realitor, Brady Mason. If you're in the market for a house he should be the person to talk to. Go to his website https://www.edinarealty.com/brady-mason-realtor#/ and he will help you through the home buying process.     Donate to our show at: www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast    

    #48- Vietnam War Fighter Pilot

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2018 90:29


    This fighter pilot was a true top gun. 190 confirmed kills in one mission, tought pilots how to win dog fights and consistantly dropped bombs within 8ft of his target. In this episode we sat down with a Vietnam War Veteran and had a great time. He had, by far, the best sayings we've ever heard from a guest. Our favorite was "snoopin and poopin". Let us know what your favorite was.

    #47- Air Marshal

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2018 89:43


    No, he's not the guy that drags unruly passengers out of first class and no his job is not a real life version of snakes on a plane. However, Pierre has thwarted possible terror attacks while 30,000 feet in the air. We broke out the Jameson with Pierre and Jay (from ep. 9 & 11) and talked about the crazy life of an air marshal.    Check out our Patreon page! www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast   IG/Twitter: @ProConPod Facebook/YouTube: Profession Confession Podcast  

    #46- Mental Health Case Manager

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 107:41


    This episode was slightly different then some of our past episodes. If you enjoyed the episode with the special needs parent, hell even if you hated that episode, you'll love this one. This week's guest talked about all things schizophrenia. She even had a patient that heard voices telling them to kill her parents and the family dog. Mike lester co-hosts this episode and has a strong connection to mental illness (not meant to be a diss toward Mike. His parents suffered from mental health issues)   For anyone dealing with schizophrenia or that would like more resources for mental health issues check out the links below.   National Alliance for Mental Illness (NAMI)- https://www.nami.org National Suicide Prevention Lifeline- https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org Crisis Text Line- https://www.crisistextline.org or text HOME to 741741 National Institute of Mental Health- https://www.nimh.nih.gov/index.shtml   Thank you again for the love and support! Follow us on Instagram @ProConPod and to contribute to the show check out our Patreon page www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast  

    #45- Shane Mauss: Sex, Drugs and Conan O'Brien (2 of 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2018 48:49


    Part 2 with comedian Shane Mauss. He landed a spot on Late Night with Conan O'Brien just 3 short years into comedy. We talk about his quick rise through the Boston scene and earning multiple television appearences.   Check out Shane's documentary June 15th at Mann's Chinese Theatre at 5pm. http://www.quicklookfilms.com/movie/273086/Psychonautics-A-Comics-Exploration-of-Psychedelics-Trailer-and-Info    

    #44- Shane Mauss: Sex, Drugs and Conan O'Brien (1 of 2)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2018 85:42


    Shane Mauss originates from La Crosse, WI and got his big break after moving to Boston. He has been on Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, HBO, Showtime, Comedy Central and now... Profession Confession. We were lucky enough to sit down with Shane and talk about his view on sex and his extensive use of psychedelics.    Check out Shane's science podcast, Here We Are, which can be found on iTunes. The debut of his documentary, Psychonautics, will be held at Mann's Chinese Theatre in L.A. on June 15th at 5pm. Click the link below for tickets.   http://www.quicklookfilms.com/movie/273086/Psychonautics-A-Comics-Exploration-of-Psychedelics-Trailer-and-Info   Shane can be found on social media @shanecomedy and online at http://www.shanemauss.com  

    #43- Rural Deputy Sheriff

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 93:51


    We had a fun chat with David, a Deputy Sheriff in a rural area. He covers an entire county and you wouldn't believe some of the things he has seen. This episode is a lighter episode, especially compared to the Dead Baby Photographer, so you can leave the box of tissues on the table. David has been shot at by a war vet, picked up brains at a crime scene and pulled over someone while they were getting "road head". We have launched our Patreon Page! We are continuing to expand the show and add more content. We have set up a Patreon Page to help cover the cost of running a show. We have bonus episodes up now, 1970's NFL Player, Bellboy and a Las Vegas Pimp. For as little as $1/month you can have access to bonus content, live episodes and much more! Check it out at www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast Show Notes: 8:30- Work Persona 10:45- Road Head 13:15- Pulled Over In Squad Car 17- Cop Rivalries 20:30- Attacked by a Civilian 25- Dealing with Stress 27:30- Worst Death 28:50- Darkest Call 30:50- Good vs. Evil 32- Hand to Hand Combat 36- Golden Rule 37- Fun Calls 39- Gabe gets Arrested 43- Hot Pursuit 44- Getting Tazed 45- Bee Ruins Tacos 46:20- Pepper Spray 48:30- Soveirgn Citizens 50:30- Domestic Call 53- Almost Killed Someone 55:30- Scared on the Job 58- Culture Affecting the Job 1:00:30- Evil Person 1:03:15- Bribes 1:06:15- Profiling 1:08:20- Bad Cops 1:11:20- Police Brutality 1:17:00- Pulling Over Judges Mom 1:18:30- Arresting Women 1:19:30- Easy to get Chicks? 1:20:15- Excuses to get out of Ticket 1:23:00- Gabe Kissed Wendy 1:28:00- Worst Accident 1:30:20- Worst Injury  

    #42- Dead Baby Photographer (Trigger Warning)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2018 58:46


    WARNING controversial, insensative jokes and cringe worthy stories throughout this episode. This is an extremely dark episode and like all of our other guests, Linda Ann, laughs her way through a dark and depressing career path. She takes phographs of dead babies for families in hospitals. When you are constantly around people on the worst day of their lives you will develope a dark sense of humor. We in no way are making fun of the families or their situation. We simply are trying not to cry as we navigate this unbelievable episode.  Check out our Patreon Page! https://www.patreon.com/professionconfessionpodcast Show Notes: 6:11- How do you get started? 14:00- Family holds dead baby. 15:00- Hardest picture to take? 15:45- Uterine Abruption  17:00- Different ways babys die 23:00- Maintaining relationships with families 24:20- First picture 26:45- Snack break 28:00- Catching baby's only smile 30:00- What do you say to families? 31:20- Saddest person in the room 32:30- Do you cry? 34:30- Holding dead baby at funeral 37:30- Stealing pictures 41:15- Baby survived 43:00- Little sister asks a million questions 44:15- Religous outlook 46:50- Building wells in Africa 49:00- People accidentally seeing dead baby pictures 51:00- Art form? 52:15- Taking pictures of a friend's baby  53:15- Getting good pictures

    #41- Inner City Paramedic

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2018 94:50


    Gross, gorey, funny and shocking! This episode has it folks. Lilly certainly didn't disapoint with stories from her time as a paramedic. She has seen missing limbs, bus accidents, sex injuries and anything else you can imagine. The Brown Bomber believes this could be the best episode we've done so far! Is he right? Let us know what you think about this episode on Facebook and Twitter.   Co-Host: Isaac Witty   Show Notes: Facebook Questions (3:54) Torn Testicles (6:00) Saving Paco (8:00) Difference Between Paramedic and EMT (10:00) Dealing With Gawkers (13:00) Common Drug Calls (15:42) Gabe Saves a Prostitute (16:45) Narcan (18:50) Becoming a Paramedic (20:45) Adrenaline Rush? (21:50) Career Life Expectancy (23:45) Sex Injuries (25:30) Gabe's Most Terrifying Shit (26:45) Saving Lives (33:30) Rescue Pod (38:45) Rivals? (43:00) Emotional Breakdown (44:25) Worst Death (46:00) Hit By a Bus (48:30) Most Pain someone Has Been In (53:26) Spotting Fakers (57:00) Organ Donors (59:30) Gross Patient (1:07:00) Embarassing Moments (1:09:30) Baby Sitter Call (1:14:15) Isaac's Porn Prank (1:16:15) World's Worst Son (1:19:10) Blame Yourself? (1:25:15) Torn Asshole (1:28:00) Funny Death (1:30:00) Question We All Want Answered (1:32:00) Cutting Off Hand (1:32:30)

    #40- Army Sniper Pt. 2 of 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2018 90:38


    The second, and final, part to our Army Sniper episode. We continue to get to know Sam, including his dark chilghood. We uncover some more jaw dropping military stories that left us speechless. He has been stabbed, blown-up and shot. He also talks about fighting child soldiers and what it was like to transition back into the real world.   If you haven't done so already please rate and share each episode!   Enjoy!

    #39- Army Sniper Pt. 1 of 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2018 67:41


    The highly anticipated Army Sniper Episode is here! We sat down with Sam, an Army Sniper who worked his way up from infantry. He has nearly done it all. Long distance head shots from 1,200 yrds, high value targets and 3 tours under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell". We also learn what is reffered to as "pink mist" and why it is such a satisfying site for a sniper.   Co-host for this episode is the world renowned comedian, Chris Maddock. He really stepped up his game this episode and delivered one of the best wedding lines you could ever say.   As always you'll hear the voice of the producer, Tevin Pittman, AKA the Brown Bomber.   Thank you for listening!    Don't Forget to rate and share!

    #38- TELEVISION DEBUT, Steve Gillespie (Conan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2018 62:51


    The next installment of our Televsion Debut series brings us Steve Gillespie. He tells us about his national TV debut on Conan. He nearly missed out on the once in a lifetime opportunity by not having his voicemail set up. He also reveals some of the back stage antics he and his brother pulled.   Please rate and share the episode!

    #37- Ghost Hunter

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2018 89:14


    Who you gonna call? These guys hunt casper and seek out the flying dutchman. These ghost hunters have spent time in some of the nation's spookiest places, looking for anything paranormal.   As always, we will love you if you rate and share the show!

    #36- Hostage Negotiator

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2018 123:41


    Kyle has lived a life that is straight from a Hollywood film. He was involved in a police chase which ended in a hostage standoff. After doing everything by the book and recieving awards and praise for his actions, listen to why his face was all over the newspaper with a negative headline. This is one of our most jaw dropping and unexpected reveals yet.   Please tell all your friends about the show. We appreciate all the love and support!

    #35- Computer Hacker

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2018 92:07


    #34- Swinger Sex Fest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2018 87:43


    #33- Doula (birthworker)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2018 117:11


    We really had a blast talking and laughing and cringing with a Doula (birthworker)!  Don’t miss this one.  For over a decade she’s had a front row seat for the most gutteral, stinky, slimy, painful, perilous, joyous, beautiful, and emotionally profound of all human experiences: child birth.   Comedy MILF Colleen Justice joins world’s greatest DILF (Gabe) for a discussion that was as gross and perverted as it was interesting and informative.   SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR DOULA AND CHECK OUT EPISODE 3 WITH COLLEEN (one of Gabe’s very favorite episodes) !!!!    S  H  A  R  E            R  A  T  E      SUBSCRIBE!! *************************************** If you are interested in learning more about Doulas (or would like to get in touch with Angie), contact us via Facebook, Twitter, or email us at info@professionconfession.com *************************************** ———> Go see Colleen perform this Friday Jan 19th at HOOK AND LADDER THEATER for the taping of CHRIS MADDOCK’S ALBUM for STAND UP RECORDS!   For more info: chrismaddock.com  *and check out episode 3 (mother to special needs child).   ProfessionConfession.com      

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