There's nothing cozier than reading a seed catalog and dreaming about next year's garden. Seedy Business is a soothing, silly, low-stakes chat about garden seeds and how they are marketed.
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Okay, first of all, this episode is focused on the extremely adult theme of photographs of hogs, so please use discretion. We've always tagged our pods as "explicit," but for serious this time. We reminisce about the 2013-2018 phenomenon that was the tumblr blog Critique My Dick Pick [link] Jesus walkin' out the tomb like... [link] ASMR candy mukbang youtube influencer [link] Dick #1 (the log) [link] Dick #2 [link] Dick #3 [link] Dick #4 [link] Dick #5 [link] Dick #6 [link] Dick #7 [link] A-graded dick picks [link] This is what the podcast always has been and always will be.
Join us as will carefully avoid violating NCAA trademark! Fill out your own Mulch Madness bracket and play along at home! Empty Bracket [link] Final Bracket (spoiler alert) [link] Jaden Smith Saays Eating Arugula Makes Him Horny [link] Russian basketball/wrestling hybrid [link]
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Hey all. Just taking a quick breather after a couple years of unrelenting podcasting. Back at the end of June! xo Allison and Roman
Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman discuss their first Social Media Influencer-founded seed catalog: MIgardener. Topics of discussion include a Bonsai tree that looks like a big ole' butt and the many tick-borne illnesses that Roman may have contracted. MIgardener 2022 catalog MIgardener Youtube channel Bonsai tree Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
We didn't have time to record this week because we got married AGAIN (that's right, fuckers, we'll do it as often as we want and none of you can stop us). So enjoy this completely random five minutes of discarded audio from like 9 months ago or something? Back to a full episode next Friday.
Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
In this special Good Friday episode, Allison and Roman discuss the possible biological context for Jesus's cursing of a fig tree on his way into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday and enjoy one of our patron saint Gerald Stratford's favorite catalogs, Medwyn's of Angelsey. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman celebrate the High Holy Day of Obligation that is Wrestlemania by looking at all the ways that pro wrestling has intersected with gardening throughout the years. Johnny Knoxville Wrestlemania Match Weedwacker Death Match #1 Weedwacker Death Match #2 Gus the Gardener Daniel Bryan, the Planet's Champion Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Seedy Shorts are brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman discuss the cleanly designed but bafflingly Jim Davis-forward Rohrer Seeds catalog, warmly welcome the newly available beans emoji, and engage in Clowning for Jesus. Rohrer Seeds 2022 catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Breaking St. Patrick's Day News! (Back to full episodes next week) Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Nuclear Anxiety, Blue Alerts, and Groypers! Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman dig into the all-too-relevant wartime 1945 Schell's Quality Seeds, gifted to us by Kim, celebrate the Feast of the Yassification of Christ, and learn about a brand new plant organ! 1945 Schell's Quality Seeds Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman tackle the final installment in a 3-part mini arc on Jung Seed's ghost catalogs, the hybrid commercial/home grower focused HPS (Horticulatural Products and Services). They eagerly anticipate The Big Game, discuss which sports produce the most CTE-addled murderers, provide updates on the antics of their yard kids, and decide they are basically just like Joe Rogan. HPS 2021-2022 catalog Elmont, the tomato good boy (CW: furries!) Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
I WILL NEVER JEOPARDIZE THE BEANS! Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman discuss another zombie/ghost catalog under the Jung umbrella, the 2022 Vermon Bean Seed Company. Also discussed: pee, poop, yard kids burning Christmas trees, and descent into BEAN MADNESS. Vermont Bean Seed Company 2022 catalog Who owns who? On John Withee and Guy Thomas Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
100% PREDATOR URINES. YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT IT, YOU'VE READ ABOUT IT. Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman express alarm at the poor photoshop work in R.H. Shumway's 2022 Illustrated Garden Guide, recount a sweet story about King of Big Veg Gerald Stratford's love life, express skepticism about a 1500 year old bean, and learn about all the ways people enjoy simulating life tragedies in The Sims. Digital Flower NFT and the Crypto Garden Community
They can always sense the soft targets... Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
In a New Year's Day recording, Allison and Roman break out their first 2022 catalog, the well-designed Sow True Seeds, decide on New Year's resolutions, recount a protracted battle with a tree frog, get interrupted by an accusatory neighbor, and pump the hottest new, not-at-all ironic cryptocurrency. Sow True Seed 2022 catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
-- Link to video version of podcast on Instagram -- Pictures of Christmas Cards (to follow along with episode) Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman celebrate the holidays with some poinsettia descriptions, debate the perpetual meconium of the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and sing the world's worst rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas. 2021 Syngenta Flowers and Beekenkamp Plants Poinsettias catalog Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Can The Orb be an NFT? Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman eventually get to sort of discussing the iconic Seed Savers Exchange Catalog, though they are hindered on the way there by hate-mail inviting hot takes on compost, juggalo stunts, and fantasies about getting ripped on human growth hormone. Seed Savers Exchange 2021 Catalog Super Humman on Twitter Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman enjoy the beautifully illustrated botanical INTERESTS catalog, celebrate Black Friday like real Americans by trying to secure the blackest possible black, and offer well wishes to King of Big Veg Gerald Stratford's good lady Elizabeth. Botanical Interests Profile of artist botanical artist Carolyn Crawford Get Black 3.0 paint from Culture Hustle US (if you are not Anish Kapoor) Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
...and she aims to collect! Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman make their annual Thanksgiving pilgrimage to the Richters Herb and Vegetable Catalogue, this time turning their attention to the humble parsley, which has apparently been crowned Herb of the Year by the International Herb Association. Record-setting giant pumpkins, potatoes, and human thighs are also discussed. Richters 2021 Herb and Vegetable Catalogue Big ole' thighs World Wildlife Fund NFTs 17 pound potato Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
As a coda to Spooky Season, Allison offers a questionably credible alibi. Seedy Shorts are (usually, but not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Inspired by a Dave's Garden post and the imminent Halloween feast day, AHHHHHHllison and Groanin' speculate on which garden plants best exemplify the 7 Deadly Sins. Relevant post on Dave's Garden forums Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman enjoy the seasonality of the pumpkin-dense 2021 New England Seed Company (neseed) catalog, manifest the prophecy of a local exorcist by attaining baby's breath seeds, learn about burpless cucumbers, and absolutely do *NOT* libel a questionable non-profit foundation. neseed 2021 catalog Our local seed library haul and the dead cat seeds Food from the Fiat - Porcelain Doll Pumpkin Kicks Ass Pink Pumpkin Patch Foundation Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Just a couple minutes of extra audio outtake here on the MOST UPSETTING POSSIBLE TOPICS. Back to seed catalogs next week, we promise.
Just a brief content warning that we do discuss our recently deceased cat a great deal in this episode, in case that is something you, quite reasonably, wish to skip! The conversation is largely light-hearted, however, and we talk a lot about arugula, the surprisingly horny leafy green brassica that was, against all odds, the irrational favorite food of our cat, Lucy. Video of Lucy struggling to eat arugula! CVMA Pet Loss Support
Lucy, the cat Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman enjoy the olde timey charm and truly cursed typesetting of the 2021 Burrell Seeds catalog, find themselves unable to obtain useful melon-related Google search results due to the outsized influence of Bronies, and learn how to make their very own citrus hydroxychloroquine from the preeminent medical authority of our times, Facebook. Burrell Seeds 2021 catalog Burrell Seeds 1921 catalog 2 Chainz backyard vegetable garden Google search results for "pony melon" (NSFW??) Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman indulge in the late-summer delights of the Tomato Growers Supply Company catalog, propose harvesting one's own seed with corn smut, and Roman shamefully admits he... has the paste! (DISCLAIMER: Do NOT eat the paste) Tomato Growers Supply Company Henrico School Board public comment Aug. 26, 2021 I have the paste Corn Smut! Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman get out a yard stick to evaluate the comically oversized Gurney's catalog, commiserate with Kelly Conaboy on the topic of jumbo blueberries, and lament how Hulk Hogan's penis has ruined our society. Gurney's Seed and Nursery Co. Against Jumbo Blueberries Hulk Hogan on his kayfabe penis Gerald Stratford with his big boy cauli Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
ONE of us voted for Ralph Nader in 2004... Seedy Shorts are (usually, though not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Fresh off a hardcore gaming sesh, Allison and Roman revisit Stardew Valley with a special focus on the Spring crops of parsnips and cauliflower, relish in the game's clear disdain for the Amazon corporation, entertain the possibility of making parsnip wine, lament the marginalized status of Pam and Linus the Wild Man, and explore the burgeoning ecosystem of queer farming sims. [SPOILER ALERT: This episode discusses plot points in Stardew Valley so proceed with the necessary amount of caution or indifference.] Cauliflower fractal forms arise from perturbations of floral gene networks Live Your Gay Millennial Pandemic Fantasy in Stardew Valley (NYT) The inherent queerness of farming games Is 2021 the year of the queer farming sim? Morningdew Farms: A Gay Farming Game (playthrough) Cockville Farms Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Seedy Shorts, brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Allison and Roman enjoy the competently designed and beautifully illustrated 2021 John Scheepers catalog, report breathlessly on the theft of Kiefer Sutherland's gardening supplies, and bemoan how the trappings of intergenerational wealth always seem to lead to cannibalism. Solitary Gardens project "Salt, Soil, & Supper: From cell to soil" from the June 30, 2021 issue of Scalawag Kiefer Sutherland's stolen garden equipment... 1936 New York Time piece on the Scheepers' lavish garden party... John Scheepers' Color Harmony Indicator for Flowers Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Here's one last Seedy Short from our time in Asheville. Lots of loaded eggplant talk with Justin, wherein we learn that insanity is "more common AND more violent" when the eggplant is in season. Seedy Shorts are (usually) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
As promised last week, Allison and Roman sit down with college friend Justin and his lovely, quirky family at their beautiful home in Asheville, NC. They interrogate each family member on their childhood gardening memories and favorite muscles, ask philosophical questions about what constitutes a weed, hear a heartbreaking tale of love and loss of a seedless avocado from spouse Maria, rant against the tyranny of grass lawns, and are even graced with a brief visit from some one year olds. Next week's Seedy Short will be a bit more audio from this trip, but one in which we actually fulfill our god-given purpose and read some honest-to-goodness eggplant seed descriptions. Red Root Native Nursery in Barnardsville, NC Pictures of the family's yard/garden: One, Two, Three, Four, Five Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
Hey friends. Here's a preview of next week's full episode, wherein we interview a friend and his exceedingly chill family about their enviably cool yard and garden. Augustine and the Pear Tree Seedy Shorts are (usually - though not this week) brief episodes of straight readings of beautifully composed seed descriptions with no additional commentary. Because we recognize we're insufferable and should just get out of the way sometimes. Released on off-Fridays, in between episodes of Seedy Business. Instagram: SeedyBusinessPod Twitter: SeedyBusiness Email: SeedyBusinessPod@gmail.com
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