Surviving Paradise

Let the insults begin! This month's JW Broadcast features the graduation ceremony for the 157th Class of Gilead, including the latest installment of their talk show and one, would be king, confessing that some Jehovah's Witnesses are really annoying.  TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

You can't make this up. An organization claiming to represent Jesus Christ that is worth billions, who is creating asset management companies; who is building a state-of-the art movies studio and much more... is calling all other religions a symbolic whore for for making money on their faith. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Despite having his story recorded in the Bible centuries ago, Jehovah's Witnesses will be treated to more of Jesus Christ self made movie about that same story. Taking time away from saving lives, the heavenly Executive Producer has asked the Governing Body to show us several interesting moments from early in his ministry, including his baptism, his sturdy build, his ties to Australia and more! TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

All Jehovah's Witnesses have access to a local body of elders, that they are told, are appointed by means of Jesus Christ, his Father and Holy Spirit. Sisters are encouraged to target these men for husbands; publishers are told they're reliable and there to protect them. It's time to encourage every JW male to reach out for the privilege of elder. Why? There is no greater way to access the true nature of the organization. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The only website powered by Holy Spirit features an article on racism this month. Taking a look at the organization's history, as well as modern day observations, reveals a deeply disturbing pattern. Should the Governing Body be commenting on racism?TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jehovah's Witnesses claim that the same Jesus Christ found in the four Biblical Gospel accounts is the guy running their organization since 1919. But well... we have some questions. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

This month features host Gajus Glocketin conveying the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses message to the masses. The message includes reminders to not be anxious about natural disasters, persecution or dying old and alone. The key to peace of mind is obeying them!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

We reach into the spiritual paradise created by the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, to review 'hits' given to future paradise dwellers who want to go to outer space, the evils of confessing sins to men who want too many details and how a good woman should never neglect scrubbing toilets to save herself for 'sack time!'TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

It seems the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses have missed a few books of the Bible. This month's broadcast features future king Marc Sanderson sharing incomplete history and claiming that 'people need reliable guidance' and that the Bible "always applies and it always works!” Is he sure?TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

As the creator of all things, Jehovah God is widely considered the Master Mathematician. His relationship with numbers, averages, dimensions and more are rooted in perfection. So, why does he suck at math? 607 B.C.E.? Noah's Ark? The 'last days' that never end, defying all concepts of timelines and calendars? TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jehovah's Witnesses claim their preaching work identifies them as the planet's only true religion. Yet the Bible says nothing happens until God 'draws people to him.' With the angels involved as well, why do they send publishers to uninterested people? Why stand in front of a book cart all day if Jehovah knows who he wants? Join us for a deeper look at Bible verse John 6:44. Questions will be asked!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

New Governing Body member Jacob Rumph takes us inside how they use the tiniest fraction of donated money to help those affected by over 100 disasters, even as they build a half billion dollar movie studio and shows us their updated literacy program, blatantly created to indoctrinate those that can't read or write.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

'Doubts' are real and should not be ignored by Jehovah's Witnesses. The Governing Body is able to control millions of followers by appealing to feelings, something neuroscience says drives 80% of our decisions. The other 20%? It can keep you from eating pizza for dinner every night... and save you from a lifetime of service to a cult. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Highlights from the 2025 March JW Broadcast continues with a look at how young people in Central America's poorest nation of Nicaragua are giving up higher education to serve eleven men in New York, as well as King David Splane sharing 'profound' wisdom that includes a warning to Jehovah's Witnesses to get out of the Governing Body's way when it comes to changes and building projects!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Paradise in March is beautiful! JW Broadcasting this month features the Governing Body reminding Jehovah's Witnesses to 'stop seeking great things for themselves' by retelling the story of an obscure Bible character named Baruch, whose only choice in life was to record what Jeremiah was saying for 23 years or die. God's people in 2025, are then told to 'give their professional skills and contacts' to Jehovah's organization, as the speaker points to an African brother who can't feed his seven kids. Join us in paradise!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The world of Jehovah's Witnesses is a lot like Disneyland. Listen in as we leave today for a world of yesterday, tomorrow and fantasy!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jehovah's Witnesses are expected to obey everything the Governing Body commands them to do or risk removal from the congregation. They admit that they are 'infallible and don't have to apologize for getting it wrong in the past'... despite claiming their authority comes from Jehovah and his Son, Jesus Christ. Why does Jesus allow so many mistakes? We have a paradox.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

With over 127 million people watching, Sister Serena Williams of Jehovah's Witnesses gave an informal witness to the world by performing a gang inspired dance on a famous rap artists diss track to his arch enemy. Without a book cart on stage, did she at least offer a free home Bible study? Can JW teens now go to school dances, listen to rap music and endorse gangs? Let's look at 'Jesus'' double standards for his organization on earth... under the leadership of the Governing Body.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Living forever in paradise requires a lot of imagination... including the fact it isn't taught anywhere in the Bible. We dig into Jehovah's Witnesses mythology, including their favorite paradise 'delusions' around food, clothes, and language. You're sure to want a Bible study once you hear what the future looks like!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Under Jesus Christ direction, the 'faithful slave,' otherwise known as the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, has had a lot to say about mental illness. Consider some of their irresponsible 'counsel' to those enduring a painful and complex problem.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

With the January 15, 2025, announcement, Jehovah's Witnesses believe that men as young as 21 years old have enough wisdom and experience to handle life & death decisions, counsel people with marital problems and mete out discipline to minors and the elderly. This includes advising women on any sensitive matters. What could go wrong?TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Are you a Jehovah's Witness dealing with doubts? Are you scared to leave? It's a life altering decision. If you're a younger person, time is your most valuable possession... but it might be slipping through your fingers. Consider a few things from someone that found the exit door....TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Since 1881, the leadership of Jehovah's Witnesses has relied heavily on the free labor of millions of people, who believe they're donating their time to save people's lives. But what does Watchtower's history show? Where did Pioneer time requirements come from? How do they support themselves financially? Why do they encourage young people to give up their dreams to distribute the Governing Body's literature? Listen in. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

With mankind hanging in the balance, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses gives updates on people sitting in prison while they build a movie production studio in Ramapo, NY... and issue a stern warning on star treatment for the video actors inside their developing celebrity culture!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

As Jesus watches on silently from heaven, 'the Governing Body has decided' to make a few changes inside Jehovah's Witnesses in 2024. The December JW Broadcast features Part I of the Annual Meeting from October. We cover a few 'leftovers' from October's 'spiritual feast' ... including how they want your kids, especially the males... and warnings that more sudden changes are on their way.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Governing Body 'helper' Ronald Curzan reminds Jehovah's Witnesses that there are only two tables of spiritual food in the universal dining room; that they must choose wisely, even when they're alone or at home! He provides an example,King David... yes, THAT King David, as someone that made good decisions. Despite how 1 Corinthians 10:21 reads, this talk highlights a Biblical typo: it's not Jehovah's table... it's the Governing Body's table. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

In a laughably insulting article on their website, the Governing Body use an ancient book filled with violence, misogyny and more, to claim that Jehovah's Witnesses are 'tolerant' of other people's beliefs and lifestyles. Nothing could be further from the truth. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The leadership of Jehovah's Witnesses has some tips on how to manage your child's social media presence, by pointing to the Bible and... King Solomon? Are they sincere in their concern for your kids? One Google search tells a lot about how they truly view child safety.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jehovah's Witnesses have a new update and it features insight into how many of them are rotting in prison, natural disaster highlights and... most importantly... an interview with the two new members of the Governing Body!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

With the U.S. Presidential election capturing the world's attention this week, the most important eleven men on earth, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, want us to know what to look for in 'leadership' using their Bible, their publications... and a history that shouldn't be ignored.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Despite being told that they have 'free will,' the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses wants to remind their followers that independent thinking will end in fireballs from heaven... thrown by them. What do we call a group of men that demand thought control? Listen in.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has a new video on their website featuring counsel to avoid being nostalgic about the past. For a little under nine minutes, 'god's organization' ironically digs into the PAST to counsel their people about not looking... into the past. Misapplying an ancient book known as the Bible... and citing things like manna and mysterious clouds, to remind everyone to be grateful for what they're giving them... today. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

This month's spiritual feast includes reminders to not give up, the end is almost here; obey the Governing Body even when it makes no senses... and Jesus breaks out the cowboy boots and flannel in his latest music video to the masses. Park your tractors, bring your dog... and listen in!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

With Armageddon imminent, Jehovah's Witnesses are adding to Jesus' royal court on earth with two new king/priests; the Governing Body is lowering age restrictions for their free labor program and a reminder that they have their own museum in Patterson, New York!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

When someone leaves Jehovah's Witnesses they are left with the pain of knowing those they love, including elderly parents, are still trapped under the spell of the Governing Body. Should you try to wake an older one up to the truth about 'the truth?' What are the ramifications of learning it's all a lie for someone advanced in age? It's a complex decision. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses recognize the power of music. Listen in as we take a journey through their wise counsel regarding music, including rock, disco and rap... as well as a look at their own musical masterpieces captured in their song books. No bees were molested during this episode.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Tune in as the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses gaslights planet earth by claiming Jehovah springs into action to protect disadvantaged people, including children. King Jeffrey Winder also explains what each of us can do... and how the Almighty is now 'indebted' to we humans that show kindness to others.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Despite the Bible being very clear on lying, the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses encourages dishonesty when it serves them or the organization. They call it 'theocratic warfare strategy.' We tackle the details of what it means to lie for Jehovah and why anyone associated with the ‘religion' should care. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

With mankind on the clock, the Irish Independent has published the news that the Jehovah's Witnesses have set up three new asset based management companies in Ireland. With billions in assets and Armageddon imminent, god's only 'true' organization has taken time off from saving lives to ensure their finances will grow well into the future. Who benefits from this? When did Jesus' become an investor? What is the return on investment for donated money? What does this say about the Governing Body's 'vow of poverty?' TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jehovah's Witnesses are familiar with Bible accounts of God rescuing his faithful servants. So how does he choose who to save and who not to? The Governing Body attempts to explain the tragic events of the Holocaust and why Jehovah sat that one out. Their 'explanation' raises more than a few questions.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses, otherwise known as the 'faithful & discreet slave,' want their people to consider the 'deep things of God' during these never ending 'last days.' According to the nine kings in upstate New York, Jesus wants Witnesses to study a children's book as part of their spiritual feeding program, beginning in July 2025. It's very deep. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses has long taught their followers that they should look for every opportunity to share their message of coming destruction, with an option to choose paradise. Like a lion hunting... or a good MLM, publishers are taught to capitalize on any moment of vulnerability in an unsuspecting person they encounter. TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The final talk of the 2024 "Declare the Good News" Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses features a talk telling us that a worldwide genocide of every man, woman and child that doesn't loyally follow the Governing Body, is 'good news'... along with the reminder that we are still in the end of the last days, and no one should relax! Is this what you consider ‘good news?'TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

It's summertime and that means the annual Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses is here! This year, Saturday features a talk to 'young people' claiming the Governing Body are the 'best people on earth' and why college is bad, careers are 'toxic' and tips for sisters on how to pick a good brother for marriage!TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body has a lot to say about how much they value family. Books, magazines, videos, cartoons telling us all how to have a happy family life by means of the Bible. But how are families treated inside Jehovah's Witnesses? Does the sanctity and health of your family come above all else in 'god's organization?'TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

As Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate recent changes to 'god's organization' why don't they put more thought to the millions of people who came before them and were obeying teachings that were, in the least, wrong... and at the most, designed lies. Does 'new light' in 2024 make up for decades of how 'old light' negatively impacted the lives of Witnesses in the past? Are the Governing Body hoping everyone forgets? TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body has been asserting control over Jehovah's Witnesses since installing the disfellowshipping arrangement in the 1950's. Losing their religious status... and millions of dollars in handouts in several countries, has led Jehovah to pull the emergency brake on his chariot and change direction. We take a closer look at the 2024 August Watchtower and the changes to marking, disfellowshipping, judicial meetings and more! What could go wrong?TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

We reach deep into the Jehovah's Witness historical grab bag to look at how Jesus' handpicked guy in New York voiced his tacit support for a certain German dictator's ideologies, as well as a closer look at the first man Adam's journey from lonely bachelor, surrounded by animals, to his first date with Eve. There are a few 'surprises!'TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Move over Ironman, Deadpool and Storm... Jehovah's Witnesses have the REAL superheroes. The 2024 convention season is here... and the real, invisible superheroes hovering above each book cart are back in the spotlight! We look at the long history of the winged, white males that helped Noah gather two kangaroos and guided that new unbaptized publisher in placing their first Watchtower magazine!  TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

The Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses invite themselves into your bedroom by instructing grown, consenting adults how they can touch each other. Their teachings on sex range from hilarious, to soul crushing, by claiming an ancient book filled with sexual depravity should be our guide when our clothes come off. Touching yourself is off limits, even demonized. Listen in as we look at their love for missionary... not the kind with the book carts.TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast

Jesus Christ of the Bible invited people to seek him out for refreshment. What do we find when we examine the lifestyle of a Jehovah's Witness? Less stress? We take a look at the Governing Body's advice on managing stress... and how it impacts those inside Jesus' 'organization.' TWITTER: @exjwpodcastINSTAGRAM: survivingparadisepodcast