The DCOM Disaster

Rev your engines and prepare to get dirty in a TV-PG way! Your twin brother's got a one knee pointing down and the other pointing to Costa Rica, and he's got the Motocross Season to compete in! Your dad recklessly poured the entire family's livelihood on his racing career (because that's not a lot of pressure on a 16-year-old) and you're A GIRL! What are you gonna do?! Well, you're gonna chop off your hair, Redneck Mulan, and you're gonna race in his place! This week, the boys are crashing their bikes, falling in love with the competition, and believing themselves against all opponents, specifically anti-feminism, fathers, and the French! That's right, it's Motocrossed! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys goes back to the stars for their first sequel with Kirsten Storms, Shadia Simmons (filling in for Raven-Symoné AND DOING A GREAT JOB), and the inexplicably reliable early-2000s Volkswagen Beetle! Watch as they play god with a Space Commander's office, exploit the extremely obvious flaws in Atmospheric Immigration, dodge the entire US military using a flying garbage truck, and make the largest scientific discovery in the history of mankind: Aliens needing to update the maps on their Space GPS. That's right, the galaxy is ours, so lets ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM to Zenon: The Zequel! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys talk about the weird science of cloning, the ethics of kidnapping a artificially-born US citizen, and accidentally DIY'ing an indigo child as your sibling-cousin... thing. Join them as they are just as confused as Andy Lawrence hearing that Andy Lawrence made best friend's with his bully, danced on a table over pizza and somehow wasn't humiliated, and got a girlfriend in one day! That's right, its Jim Carrey's Yes Man for kids! We're watching The Other Me! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys explore the nightmare scenario of suddenly being responsible for FIVE BABIES AT ONCE. Join them as they explore child neglect, literal tons of diapers, strict Irish Catholic nannies, and a merciless Governor Don Knotts while also deputizing bikers to haul five famous babies to the State House! That's right, its Quints! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

WARNING: This episode contains discussion about animals suffering inhumane conditions, which the hosts of this podcast adamantly oppose any and all instances of, including for use in sport. We encourage you to educate yourselves on this issue, as well as other issues and topics discussed in previous episodes, rather than just 4 comedians ramble on about it. We hope you enjoy and laugh during this episode, and do your part in keeping this film's theme in the past. -------------------- This week, the boys are back, swallowing their shameful gambling addictions and talking about the inhumane treatment of race horses, clown jockeys, and single moms with the hots for their daughter's boss! Join them as they psychically talk to horses about their anxieties, try giving music therapy a whirl, and think about the hazards of smoking cigars in a barn (listen, writing these descriptions is hard and we recorded this in February)! That's right, its Ready to Run! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys of DCOM Disaster join the girls of Talkin Bout the D, Emily Keene and Lizzie Germann, to find out what is THE BEST Disney Channel Original Movie of Season 1! Join them through the shutouts, the major upsets, and the accursed tie-breaking coin flips as they ask "who made this dumb bracket anyway?" (hint: it was me, Jon.) Its a no-affiliation-to-the-NCAA-please-don't-sue-us DCOM March Madness!

This week, follow the boys as they chase to the end of a rainbow for a pot of gold! Heritage, high-stakes high school basketball, and every Irish stereotype allowed in PG format are on the line against thieving far darrig leprechauns! That's right, its The Luck of the Irish! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

Jump in the sink with the boys as they talk about the wet and slippy politics of Zircalon (or Yukon, Canada) with Cosmo Cola, mountain roller blader Qatar, and some girl afraid of wind! Hope you're not racist against carbonated lifeforms, because it's Stepsister from Planet Weird! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys talk about the upside of rolling downhill for glory! Are you crashing into mailboxes, destroying prized Corvettes, fighting emotional battles against your brother, and dealing with your incredibly horny parents while trying to become the hottest racer in Indiana outside of NASCAR? You must be Frankie Muniz in Miracle in Lane 2! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys head to Queensland, Australia to pretend they're drowning off the coast of Hawaii! Join them as they relive all the fun real estate wackiness of Horse Sense with all the energy of a horsegirl movie, but with bad CGI blue whales and massive swells! That's right, its Rip Girls! Apologies for Jon's audio! He unknowingly disconnected his mic while rearranging his recording setup. -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys travel to 1977 Washington DC to witness an African American family try to teach a racist white girl from South Africa the meaning of civilization. Listen as they learn new words to NOT say, deal with 70s fashion montages, and witness the crushing realization that racism is taught and supported through systemic and societal flaws upheld by the ruling white class. That's right, its time for The Color of Friendship! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

Join the boys on a loosey-goosey and eggnog-soaked journey through the waking nightmare that is Erik Von Detton's life as they look back on the Family Channel Original Movie "Christmas Every Day." -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

You hijack the fastest magical vehicle on the planet with size-changing technology and the ability to morally judge every living human on Earth. What do you do? Deliver some Christmas cheer while robbing the rich of their worldly possessions! Join the boys in a romp through 2001 computer hacking, hijacking, and ticklish street fights in 'Twas the Night! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

In this 2-hour special, the boys invite new special guest Samantha onto the show to explain to the goy (themselves included) what this movie gets right, gets wrong, and when's the right time to drink milk with your dinner (HINT: never.) Hope you like weird basketball montages and unclear religious boundaries regarding fuel, its time for Full-Court Miracle! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

The boys join Santa and his elf muscle in hunting down a doomsday device capable of sinking Florida sooner than expected in suburban LA in this wholesome DCOM about friendship, family, and most importantly, abandon property laws. Join the wild hunt for The Ultimate Christmas Present!

Hey hep-cats, what's shakin, bacon? This week, the boys roll some gutter-balls, rip their poodle skirts, and act like boomer hipsters as they tackle 'Alley Cats Strike.' -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

After Episode 12: Phantom of the Megaplex, Nick, Devin, and Special Guest Erica got together to tell horror stories from working at the movie theatre! Grab your popcorn and join them as they regale you with stories of some of the worst things retail customer service has to offer, from bodily fluids to dead bodies! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, on a very special two-hour episode of The DCOM Disaster, the Boys find themselves trapped in an alternate dimension full of tacky broom salesmen, tough-talking skeleton cab drivers, and hot grandmas as they recap the one DCOM you've most likely seen: 'Halloweentown.' -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, as a part of Hauntoberfest, the Boys get stalked by imaginary friends, eat large quantities of Boogie Goo, and egg their teacher's car as they journey into the labyrinthian horrors of the scariest DCOM, 'Don't Look Under the Bed.' -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys discuss navigating the world of love... with a predatory bloodsucking potential step-dad trying to kill your mom! Swipe left if he hates Italian food and turtlenecks, listeners, because tonight's show is: Mom's Got A Date with a Vampire! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys welcome friend of the show, Erica, as a guest to talk about the magical world of cinema! Get out your popcorn bucket and 60 oz. sodas, it time to investigate the first haunt in DCOM Disaster's HauntoberFest special: The Phantom of the Megaplex! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys heroically take to the skies with the power of lies! Listen as the explore campy superheroes, dollar store villains, an obscene amount of broccoli, and budget-friendly kryptonite in Up, Up, and Away! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

The boys start horsin' around in the wildly scenic beauty of Montana in all of its iffy real estate glory. Hopefully they'll learn the value of hard work and self-destructive pride in the Disney Channel classic, Horse Sense! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys dress like drug dealers to impress Emmy Rossum, get attacked by evil hockey players, and hunt for the graviton with the guy who lured Jake Gyllenhaal into his basement in 'Zodiac'. Yep, they're talking about 'Genius.' God help them. -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys go from the sweet paradise shores of Hawaii to the LGBTQ+ friendly mountains of Vermont (filmed in Utah) and explore the caste-like apartheid deep in its ski resorts! Grab a board, its all downhill from here with “Johnny Tsunami!” -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys find themselves trapped in a technological hell, unable to escape the confines of their very homes. And in the movie! Hey Alexa, play the 1999 classic, "Smart House!" -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

In this installment of "In the Clubhouse," Nick takes Jon on a journey through a Seventeen Magazine listicle full of DCOM facts. Come for dumb trivia, stay for their bewilderment! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the Boys morph into weird fish people, hang out with Dave Coulier and electrify the scoreboards with the power of puberty as they venture into the weird, wet, and wild world of "The Thirteenth Year." -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys find themselves trapped in an intergalactic zoo with bat-eared aliens and talking dogs as they cover one of the wildest forgotten DCOMs yet: 'Can of Worms.' You'll never look at corn on the cob in the same way again. -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

BOOM BOOM BOOM! This week, the boys head to the far-off year of 2049 to cover one of the most iconic DCOMs yet: 'Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century.' Come for the omni-present VW Bugs, stay for the groovy fake future slang. -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

Come Inside The Clubhouse with Jon, Devin, and Davey, as they break down the trailer for the newest DCOM: Upside Down Magic, out July 31st! Is it a worse Hogwarts? What's with the alliteration? What exactly is Rule #1 of DCOM Disaster? Listen and find out why we're an unofficial Disney Channel podcast and have no affiliation with the Walt Disney Company! -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

On this episode, the boys look back at the totally tubular in-line skating classic 'Brink!' and try to decide if it deserves its reputation as one of the best the series has to offer. The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the individual podcaster at the time of recording. DCOM Disaster has no association with The Walt Disney Company or its subsidiaries. -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

This week, the boys throw you a bone and look back on the Kirk Cameron vehicle "You Lucky Dog" and wonder if it really is a dog's life if you're trapped with Mike Seaver for your short little life. The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the individual podcaster at the time of recording. DCOM Disaster has no association with The Walt Disney Company or its subsidiaries. -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin

In the premiere episode of the DCOM Disaster, the boys talk about the "first" Disney Channel Original Movie, "Under Wraps," and try to walk like an Egyptian. The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the individual podcaster at the time of recording. DCOM Disaster has no association with The Walt Disney Company or its subsidiaries. -------------------- Follow DCOM Disaster on social media!| @dcomdisaster on Instagram | @onlysaysficus on Twitter for Nick | @DCOM_Devin on Twitter for Devin