The Dirty Penguin Presents: MOVIES!! The word of The Dirty Penguin is the truth when it comes to movies. Take a deep dive each season as The Dirty Penguin explores a new category of movies.
Squawk squawk Penguin Army! We watched The Dirt and boy do our eyes need a thorough cleansing. Join us in the igloo to squawk the dirty squawk on Motley Crue and The Dirt.
Slip into a parka and curl up in the Igloo for our take on the 1975 Al Pacino classic Dog Day Afternoon. Based on a Brooklyn bank robbery from 1972 this movie continues our biographical/true life story season. An Andy pick so you know it has to be good! Attica! Attica!www.thedirtypenguinpresents.com
Black & White, monsters, crossdressing, and good friends. What more could you ask for? Have a listen to the Ed Wood episode of The Dirty Penguin Presents: MOVIES!!
It's a new season in the igloo! Season 8 and we are discussing BioPics! Doug's pick is up first and he has brought The Social Network for us to #squawkdirty about! An obscure website with just a few visits per day, Facebook is the center of this David Fincher, Aaron Sorkin, Trent Reznor vehicle. Have a listen, you'll be glad you did!!!
What do you get when you combine Morgan Freeman with Brad Pitt crossed with heaping helping of Kevin Spacey and a box full of Gweneth Paltrow? You get a 9 flipper movie is what! We are squawking dirty about what's in the box with David Fincher's Seven!! Have a listen, you'll be glad you did!
The word population has been hit with a deadly virus. The government is a tyrant. Sound familiar? Have a listen to the fourth movie in our Penguin's Pick series! Squawk Dirty, my friends!
Strap on your apron and get ready to squawk dirty with this sweet treat of a movie, Waitress! Who loved it and who didn't may surprise you, or it may not... you be the judge. Have a listen, you'll be glad you did!
The Dirty Penguin is back and squawking as dirty as ever about Alan Rickman & Madeline Stowe in ClosetLand! What's the total flipper count going to be for Andy's Penguin's Pick season contribution? The only way to find out is to listen.
Season Seven is off with a rushed... no dragged.... no rushed... no out of tune Whiplash!!! We are squawking dirty about JK Simmons and Miles Teller in this Oscar winner!
Squawk Dirty, Penguins!!! We are coming to you from the igloo with our final episode of season 6: Movies so bad they're good!! Jessi made us watch Ski Patrol and the only question we have is: would this movie had been better if it were Big Trouble in Little China? Find out the answer to this question and more on The Dirty Penguin Presents: MOVIES!!! It's the gift that every mom wants!
see the trailer here:https://youtu.be/L6P3nI6VnlY
Squawk This Penguins!! We are continuing our So Bad They're Good Season 6 with Evil Dead 2!! How many flippers will this horror/comedy get out of the igloo? The only way to find out is to listen, you'll be glad you did!
We wrapped up our #musicals season with Popeye! Robin Williams' movie debut but is it everything that it was in the memory of our dear penguins? Only way to find out is to listen, you'll be glad you did.See the trailer here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npUqfsI_L34
Gather round the igloo, Penguin Army!! We saw Newsies and now we gots to squawk dirty! A future Batman and a former Consigliere go toe-to-toe in the latest offering of The Dirty Penguin's Musicals season! See the trailer here:https://youtu.be/lqPuGMgT6yw
MEOWY CHRISTMAS, PENGUIN ARMY!!! We are in the igloo for a very special episode of The Dirty Penguin Presents: NOW SHOWING!! We sat through Cats The Musical and the squawking is the dirtiest it has ever been. Which penguins wanted to actually see this movie and which ones wanted to see it on psychedelics? Who tried to sneak out of the theater to go see Star Wars instead and who wanted to see Idris Elba's twig and berries? Answers to all these question and more. Have a listen, you'll be glad you did!See the trailer here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtSd844cI7U
Calling all Penguins! We're Squawking Dirty about Robin Hood: Men in Tights and you HAVE to listen! How many flippers will this nostalgic nosh garner in the igloo? Only way to find out is to listen. Afterwards you can thank us by leaving a 5 star rating!! Check out the trailer here:Men in Tights Trailer
Bust out your spandex and leather! Hit the tattoo shop and the liquor store... because that's a typical day in the igloo! We saw Rock of Ages as part of our Musicals Season and we need to squawk about it. What's the flipper count? Which penguin rocks out and which ones roll off? Find out the answers to these questions and more only when you listen! See the trailer here: Rock of Ages Trailer
We are squawking dirty about musicals and the (almost)Best Picture winner is up first in the igloo! Who loved it and who thought it was just meh... listen and find out.
It's Halloween in the igloo and we are squawking spooky about the greatest Halloween movie in the entire Halloween Franchise.... Season of the Witch! You know... the one with out the main, most recognizable character of the previously mentioned franchise? Join us as we dole out flippers and try to understand just how an alcoholic, man whore maintains a gig as the world's least busy ER doctor... Does Ellie get turned on in the dentist chair... and much much more!!! Check out the trailer here:Halloween 3 Trailer
Look out Penguin Army!! We saw Lucky Number Slevin and need some questions answered! What questions you ask? What the F#@K is up with Josh Hartnet's sidebangs? What happens to the families of the henchmen who die in movies? And isn't the Kansas City Shuffle a sex position? Join us as we squawk dirty on all these questions and more! See the Trailer here https://youtu.be/mGQmSCQrKKQ
Andy has broken that chains that bound him!!! Join us for Take 2 in the igloo as we squawk dirty about Way of the Gun! Watch the trailer here: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwiB-IiGyavlAhUPT6wKHRobAXQQyCkwAHoECBwQBA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DLFtd-9bvydI&usg=AOvVaw1PLOCLbSB5pyeA8AwR0Zoq
Smash cuts and cartoonish ass bandages, we can see why The Boondocks' Saints's fits this season category like Rocko's vigilante mask!! Join us in the igloo as we discuss the finer points of this film like how does Willam Defoe in drag stack up compared to Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes in Too Wong Foo and where was all the Justice water coming from? Check out the trailer here: https://youtu.be/ydXojYfCF3I
What do you get when you cross Shakespeare with Generation X.... no, it's not a Gwyneth Paltrow love story!! Join is in the igloo as we #squawkdirty about Empire Records. Help us solve the mystery of the missing 40 minutes and what the hell happed to Tobey Maguire!! See the trailer here: https://youtu.be/uvIsvZlk4GE
When Colorado is invaded, what would you do? Head to the nearest police station? Find your loved ones and shelter in place? Of course not... you tear ass for the mountains in your pickup truck and hit the Gas n Gun on the way outta town!!! Watch out for tanks out on route 19, they'll slow you down for sure. Maybe go back into town a few times after you've killed a few soldiers and blown up the 7-11, nobody will be the wiser. Somehow find time to spray paint some sick tags for your gang name WOLVERINES!! You got it.... we are squawking about RED DAWN starring Harry Dean Stanton, Powers Booth and some others. Watch the Trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZddSjpypW4
The Dirty Penguin is back in the igloo after a brief summer hiatus! Coming to you with Season 4 - Critics Panned, Audience Loved! A topic chosen by you, the Penguin Army!!! What movies make the cut? What movies didn't make the cut? We cover it all in the first episode of season 4. Have a listen, you'll be glad you did.
How many television shows from the 60s does it take to make the 9th Tarantino film? Answer: All of them. Here is the Pilot Episode for a new show called NOW SHOWING!! We are watching and reviewing current movies in the theater! You know what that means, Spoilers!! But fear not, your penguin pals have given you the first part of the show as a spoiler free review. We are testing a new "Spoiler Alert" during the show so you'll know right when to turn it off if you would like to see the film before finishing this episode. Have a listen and share it with a friend! You'll be glad you did!
Season 4 topic has finally been revealed!!! Gather your waddle and listen to us squawk the final pick as we wade through all the amazing contest entries from around the globe and beyond!!!! Squawk Dirty!!!
Abracadabra!! Hocus Pocus!! Newport News!! Walla Walla Washington!!!!!! Powerful magic or sleight of hand parlor tricks? Can Michael Caine be anymore Michael Caine-er to appease Christopher Nolans obsession? All of these questions and much much more on the 6th and final episode of TDPPM's Season 3 The Prestige!!! Check out the trailer here: THE PRESTIGE
What do you get when you take three actors, put them in the woods, give them a map they can't read, and tell them to go find some witches? A kickass movie worth at least 7 flippers up!! That's right we are squawking dirty about The Blair Witch Project! Find out which cast member gets bitch slapped by the Blair Witch. Can you guess which penguins loved this film and who didn't? The only way to find out is to listen, you'll be glad you did!! See the original trailer here: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185937/videoplayer/vi9044249?ref_=tt_ov_vi
Is this movie about time travel or mental health? Perhaps it's a view on the Christ's tale. Whatever it it... it confuses 99.9% of first time viewers. The Dirty Penguin Presents: MOVIES!! is squawking dirty about Donnie Darko. Strap in, get your brain ready for scrambling and prepare to have your mind blown. Check out the trailer here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzLn8sYeM9o
Live. Die. Rinse. Spin. DS al Coda. Repeat. The Penguins are squawking dirty about the Tom Cruise/American Treasure Emily Blunt vehicle: The Edge of Tomorrow and specifically how great movies sometimes have terrible titles. Have a listen, you'll be glad you did! https://youtu.be/yUmSVcttXnI
Slick back your feathers and get ready for some rock and/or roll!! We are squawking hard about Dewey Cox and his life story. Will the Giant Midget garner flippers up from all the Penguins? The only way to find out is to listen!!! Check out the trailer: https://youtu.be/4W3zQkGpzC0
Grab your Swedish Fish and head over to the Igloo because we are squawking dirty about the Movies We Love!! Get some insight into the cinematic tastes of each of the Dirty Penguins. Plus... listen for the super awesome audience participation contest we are introducing for season 4!! Have a listen, you'll be glad you did.
This movie should have won an award for Most Creative Montage, or at least best use of a pizza cutter! If you haven't seen The Last American Virgin, not to worry, we cover it in DETAIL! The was one of Canon Film's contributions to the "Sex Farce" genre! Find out which film did it better: The Last American Virgin, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, American Pie? Have a listen... You'll be glad you did. Watch the Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOjTRxFQhPk
All penguins seem to agree, flippers down for Gigli. But that doesn't mean there's not a ton to discuss. Why does Ben Affleck abandon 20 years of acting experience? Who bribed Al Pacino and Christopher Walken to appear in this? And why the leather jackets? If you haven't seen the movie, then you should definitely stay for the squawking. But be warned, you'll never think of Thanksgiving the same way again. Gobble Gobble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UhCCHFZugE
The igloo is heating up!!! We are #SquawkingDirty about Vanilla Sky starring that young nobody, Tom Cruewz...Crues...? Not sure but it's another in Season 2: Movies We Hate! We cover everything from Cameron Crowe's epic road closures to Tommy Lee's ice cold dick. Have a listen, you'll be glad you did. Watch the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k09OX40NLUw
What's the difference between a Werewolf and a big dog? Is this the best movie series ever or a complete fraud of a movie driven by undead pedophiles? Does Kristen Stewart have any emotion other than confusion? Was Keith Richards originally selected to play Edward? Find out answers to all these questions and more on the latest installment of The Dirty Penguin Presents: Movies!! We are discussing Doug's pick for season 2: Movies we Hate, Twilight! Have a listen, you'll be glad you did. Watch the trailer here: https://youtu.be/fFLrRlPBg0A
3 out of 5 Penguins say "This is a movie!" What about the other Penguins? Will this Drew Barrymore vehicle make our Penguins squawk in delight or bitter rage? The only way to find out is to listen for yourself. We watched Ever After, A Cinderella Story. Join us, won't you?
The things we do for our adoring fans! The Dirty Penguin was tasked with the challenge of choosing the Movies We Hate. Join us for a wild ride of why Andy drunkenly shouts at children's movies, fraudulent vampires, a "really" bad Ben Affleck movie, British French people, a creepy Tom Cruise mask, a wanna-be John Hughes movie and much much more! *Note - During the first 30 minutes, one of our Penguin's mic was malfunctioning. Not to worry, we have properly flogged our intern Agador Spartacus within an inch of his life for this heinous atrocity.
In this episode The Dirty Penguin discuss the Robert Redford "creep" factor in Indecent Proposal. Can Woody Harrelson's receding hairline ever tell Demi Moore that he loves her? Listen now to find out.
Pink suits, big cars, bigger shirt collars. Mobsters in the desert doing mobster stuff. The Dirty Penguin is watching Casino. Listen now!
Jessie Spano naked.... need we say more? Is the Dirty Penguin so excited to watch Showgirls? Of Course!! The Dirty Penguin is always ready. Listen now!
LSD, Qualudes, booze, and enough ether to have a good time... you guessed it! The Dirty Penguin talks Dr. Gonzo and Fear and Loathing!
The Dirty Penguin watch and discuss Leaving Las Vegas with Nicolas Cage and Elisabeth Shue. What do the Penguins think about prostitution and crippling alcoholism, and why should Sarah Jessica Parker have been in this movie?
The Dirty Penguin takes on movies set in Las Vegas! From Viva to Leaving, Indecent Proposal to Fear and Loathing. What movies will make the official Dirty Penguin top 5? Listen and find out!