The Even Worse Idea Of All Time Podcast

If Jamie edited this episode the admin bits at the beginning wouldn't be in it. It's me, Oliver. I'm actually good at editing, it just takes me four times as long as Jamie. But the failure to edit here is because I'm not even trying. We recorded this like a month ago and I think I called Helen my sister and then didn't clarify that she's not my sister. She's not my sister. There's actually another episode in the can right now if you don't like this one, the only catch is that it's one of the worst things we've done. Kia kaha!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"You must never listen to this" - Werner Herzog, regarding the podcast The Even Worse Idea of All Time. Thanks mate! We talk about fashion a lot in this one because Alisdair in addition to being a real foodie is now a total fashionista. A lot of strings to his bow, but I'd like to see him reach inside his quiver and find happiness/contentment/common decency. A real effed up guy, if you'll pardon my French. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look I know what you're gonna say but GET OF MY BACK! I'M TRYING MY BEST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're so close to the end but so blimmin' past it!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big shoutout to Andy B from Houston for throwing us a bloody boooooone.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Director Bill Condon, Author Stephenie Meyer and actor Robert Pattinson jump on mic to discuss the entire film. The ENTIRE. film.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hmmmmmmmmmm don't know about all this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keep an eye out for the next Disney Channel Original Movie starring Denzel Washington as a Ronald McDonald/Grimace hybrid dentist football coach?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

EDITORS NOTE: I would just like to point out that this episode is late to arrive because I (Jamie) was waiting on a certain someone (Oliver) to send me their audio recording a couple of days after we did the podcast. Then I extended the lateness because the last thing I felt like doing between watches of Breaking Dawn was sit down and listen to us two talk about Breaking Dawn! My sincere apologies - hopefully our discussion of Year 11 drama will make up for our tardiness.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look we've ALL got different opinions when it comes to fish! I'll live and die by those words. But something I think we can all agree on is that Tuna? Well it's the chicken of the sea.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you thought technology was crazy when they made a holographic Tupac - strap in! Listen in astonishment as a virtual Alisdair is created before your very ears!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, Jamie and Oliver recorded separately, despite being in the same city and being freely available. SOMETIMES IT'S ALL JUST TOO MUCH OKAY? GET OFF MY BACK, CHRIST!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

God bless us, every one! (Vampires and werewolves only).Thanks to all that have listened in 2020, Meri Kirihimete - we'll see you in 2021!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HOW DID THAT JAZZ HANDS GUY GET BACK THERE??See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Over two weeks late, here come the boys! With Oliver off the market, we now turn to Alisdair to crank up the charm and sex appeal. He's done a bang up job on his first day by inviting me (Jamie) to smell the inside of his polar fleece that is drenched in sweat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The vibe we want you to have for this episode is that you've just had a night time bath, you've put some clean pajamas on and hopped into a bed with some fresh sheets. The heat from the bath is radiating from your skin. Hey, maybe you've got a nice little hot drink at hand? Your parent has just tucked you in and you're gonna simmer down with a soothing ep from the fellas before it's off to the land of nod!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week Tony Hawk discovers skateboards, but more importantly...he discovers himself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

American rapper DaBaby joins us in studio for some red hot takes on the infamous Renesmee!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dwayne-Stream Media is coming to HBO Max this holiday season!**Dwayne-Stream Media is not coming to HBO Max this holiday season.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello, I feel as if I've spent as much time apologising for a late episode this season as I have watching Breaking Dawn Part 2! No look, the facts can back up that I have in fact seen Breaking Dawn Part 2 more. I (Jamie) wasn't here for this record, and I haven't listened to the episode, other than tacking on the opening sting and closing song. The content between? Can't vouch for it sorry sis! I did listen to the opening remarks, however, and Alisdair mentioned that it was hard doing admin without me - so je suis feeling pretty good right about now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The pitch for this episode was that we'd talk as though we weren't doing a podcast, but just having a chat. The result is frankly a lot of incoherent babble.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'd love to tell you more about this episode but frankly, I don't have the time.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dua Lipa we would be happy to help with your next studio album! Contact us at evenworseidea@gmail.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A grim air hangs above the boys' heads this week - but thankfully they can all agree on two things; 2017 held some equally dark times for all three of them, and Breaking Dawn Part 2 is v v bad!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I (Jamie) wasn't here for this one and I haven't listened to it, so I don't know the content and cannot provide an apt description.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This makes me feel bad inside.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yet another late episode! Our sincere apologies, but young Oliver has taken ill. Jamie and Alisdair are here though, and ready to rock your world! This does rely on your world being rocked rather easily by a half hour of podcast content.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As the second season of the podcast is now legally allowed to drink in the United States, us boys have concocted a wee drinking game for those brave enough to sail the intrepid waters of the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2! That was all one sentence!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oliver has only gone and given me sleep tea and now je suis very sleepy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alisdair brought a cup with him to drink tea from and he's left it at my place. Here's the thing about this cup - it's filthy. Looks like the kind of cup you'd find under a house and then maybe if it was a really nice cup you'd give it a clean but it looks like he hasn't done the cleaning part so it's just a dirty cup. In this episode we're all under a blanket!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alisdair says this episode has a shit title cos we didn't discuss many of the jumps but believe me there are heaps of jumps in Breaking Dawn Part 2.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Oliver takes a leave of absence, Alisdair makes one last guest appearance before he is promoted to a series regular from next week. Alisdair brings with him some fresh perspective on the film, and an undying horniness for Emmett. Enjoy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deepest apologies for the delay here, folks - Oliver has been very ill. We watched the film on time, but the episode release schedule has suffered. This episode covers a broad range of topics from Jamie shitting his pants to Jamie throwing up chunks of cheesy breakfast drink.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sincere apologies as I (Jamie) forgot that my heater was running in the background for a significant portion of this episode - listener beware! Other than that, what's up with the fact that this week nearly the entire cast of the film has been replaced by the cast of The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl???See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oliver had a $50 Monsoon Poon restaurant voucher and considered taking one of us for a lovely meal out - but instead did nothing and now it has expired.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bit of a delay in releasing this one, sorry folks - but I think we can all agree that there are bigger things at stake than watching the same movie every week eh? Oliver is eating KFC throughout the episode, which is actually quite the journey. Enjoy.Below is a link to a Google Doc which has some really great resources. Black Lives Matter.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a-lzdtxOlWuzYNGqwlYwxMWADtZ6vJGCpKhtJHHrS54/mobilebasic?usp=gmailSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In a desperate attempt to spice things up this week, Jamie and Oliver watched the film with director Bill Condon's commentary. Some incredible insight from the horny little devil that he is! Listen as we sort of discuss that?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guess who just got back today?Them wild-eyed boys that had been awayHaven't changed, haven't much to sayBut man, I still think them cats are greatThey were asking if you were aroundHow you was, where you could be foundI told them you were living downtownDriving all the old men crazyThe boys are back in townYou know the chick that used to dance a lotEvery night she'd be on the floor shaking what she'd gotMan when I tell you she was cool, she was red hotI mean she was steamingThat time over at Johnny's placeWell this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's faceMan we just fell about the placeIf that chick don't want to know, forget herThe boys are back in town [x8]Spread the word aroundThe boys are back in townFriday night they'll be dressed to killDown at Dino's bar and grillThe drink will flow and blood will spillIf the boys want to fight, you'd better let themThat jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite songThe nights are getting warmer, it won't be longIt won't be long till summer comesNow that the boys are here againThe boys are back in townSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Look forget Twilight, how the HECK did the Stegosaurus mate? With all those sharp plates up in there?? Get out of TOWN. Alisdair joins us again this week, and let me just say his audio? Pretty crap, babyyyyyyy chef's kiss. But we love him anyway for the cheeky little scamp that he is. Enjoy!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week we bring you a special 60 Minutes report from Rex Gambit, as he talks to Tarnicuss Banks of the lesser known New Zealand Vampire coven. Exciting new details unfold regarding the allegations against Alistair, we hear what REALLY went down on that icy tundra, and what's life like as a New Zealand Vampire? All the juicy details await...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another week, another grim trek through what should be the beautiful Pacific Northwest, but is instead a barren wasteland of sour-faced immortals. Please reach out with feedback for Oliver's upcoming Yoplait yoghurt paid promotions - we can be easily contacted through our Facebook page, or email evenworseidea@gmail.comBye bye!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Co-host of season 1, Alisdair returns to the fray as a special guest star! He didn't much care for the film, which is all well and good for him to say, considering he doesn't have to watch it once a week! Audio recording systems have failed two thirds of the hosting line-up this week, so dig in for a real treat on the old ear drums!**By treat I mean it's subpar at best.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everything's coming up Jacob this week, from his foul stench to his criminal acts with a half vampire child! Where did he get that ruddy sandwich from? Is six times already too high a number of Breaking Dawn Part 2 viewings? Yes! How many more times will Jamie and Oliver watch it?? 46!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another week of isolation means another week that the boys are separated by land and sea. Well not a whole sea, just a...just a fairly large body of water. A harbour is...is what it's called. Oliver is recording in a tent this time! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As fear grips the nation, and indeed the world - so too does it take hold of Jamie and Oliver. This particular fear, however, stems from the fact that the boys are facing their first of what will be an indeterminate number of watches separate from each other (the fear of global pandemic is also palpable, just to be clear). As government enforced lockdown begins, can these two plucky lads face the carnage of an all-out vampire war without each other's warm bodies to cling to? They will have to...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Join the boys this week from the comfort of their very own bath gathering! Settle down with a couple of candles, a glass (or two, don't tell my husband!!) of vino, and...hang on...I could've sworn there was something..oh right yup it's a watch of Breaking Dawn Part 2. Rinse and repeat (for a further 49 weeks)!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello there, you'll be pleased to hear that this week Jamie and Oliver somewhat enjoyed watching the film! On the flipside, however, they found the task of talking about watching the film incredibly hard to tackle! With only two screenings done, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 seems to be an unwieldy and frightening beast! Help me please oh god please though.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It has been 15 months since the events of The Even Worse Idea of All Time Season 1. Things have changed for our heroes. Christine Baranski? I think she’s still acting and stuff, yeah. Keith Hudson? Yeah look he still hasn’t contacted us. Alisdair? Lost, presumed rock climbing. Oliver and Jamie? Well, um, seems like they’re pretty intent on watching Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 52 times. I mean maybe it’s worth staging an intervention, but I’m pretty keen to see how this plays out - my personal prediction is a hefty dose of irreversible emotional pain. But oooooh pain has never felt so GOOD!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Well that's it. We've done it. A huge thanks to anybody who listened along the way, but I think we can safely say at this point the relationship has run its course. We've just done a lot of growing this last year, and we feel like we're in a different place now. We hope you can find happiness with someone else because we know you deserve it.No but look, it's not goodbye forever, just goodbye for now. Keep your eyes and ears peeled for something in the New Year. Until then, live every moment...love every day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the most shambolic, incoherent episode with the poorest audio quality - but FUCK IT we're one away from the end! Enjoy xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we start by smashing nuts in the windy outdoors. See, we're trying to get to the bottom of what's inside these...these shells. Eventually Alisdair, after smashing one to smithereens, tells me it's an almond. I express that I'd quite like an almond. Al tells me that while this one is smashed, there are plenty more inside. I never saw another almond that day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.