The Get Up Show

This sounds like a super-fun game some residents are being asked to play

Some of these I'm not going out of my way to eat either... liver is a hard pass

I think "octopus kisses" sounds great!

Make sure you have a scuba team nearby in case of emergencies

Crime monkeys sounds like a cool new band

Also, here's what a "social battery" is if you're not aware

Here's some buzz words and phrases that might hit too close to home

Is it chicken, is it beef, is it goo? Who knows?!

There's a lot of fakes out there so don't be fooled by that guy in the Target parking lot

It appears I've been doing it wrong all these years

How you eat your eggs says a lot about you and your personality... allegedly

How about a seagull?

Getting hauled off to jail mid birthday party is pretty wild

Love it when our favorite puppet Woody comes by to visit

Not to mention PTI is renovating again?

Well that would be both unexpected and unwanted for sure

Watch out, he wants your sweet underwear

Babysitter orders DoorDash because she's starving and parents are two hours late but the mom gets mad about it?

Sour or sweet you'll find your perfect match here... sorry.

After that you'll be right as rain!

No? Well your Misophonia is showing and there's a study brewing to help you!

Living their lives one really slow quarter mile at a time

Just not all of them, including the one where you're naked at work

Good, let them chase off solicitors

Also, if someone is rude to you I believe it voids the need to give them a warning

Not only is it a great party but a money making opportunity

A good old fashioned beating and naked parade is common right?

Sure because we all have THIS lying around

How do you think this would work in your friend group?

Here's a rescue dog who is an acquired taste

Here's some fun ones of seeing someone out of context in the wild

Turns out there's a lot of stuff getting stolen at our beaches. Here's where you should hide it

Kind of? There's a guy who makes all sorts of these things including hats, lamps and more. Neat?

If you've seen cows roaming around Greensboro let us know!

Chances are you've give one or both of these to a kid at some point and then promptly stolen it when they weren't looking

Until you drive your truck into a store to steal one only to find out they're crazy tough to open

Yep, you read that sentence correctly

So many questions...

This is A LOT!

She's very nice but quite insistent that I try her new peach cobbler

Like anyone ever does any of these things

That toilet is starting to look pretty clean these days