The Get Up Show

Not necessarily a good move but you can't get fired for it

Who knew gnawing on my Gouda right before bed was causing all these problems

He'd have plenty of condiments and pickles to hide behind in my fridge

No more confusion here, this all makes total sense

But how does he describe where to go when guests come to visit?

Totally shocked this ended poorly

We've all had one

I'm headed to Club Teeter later

There's a new rendering on what influencers will end up looking like and we're going to love it

This is a tremendous bummer! Guy was getting $260k per year and then Publisher's Clearing House went belly up

This has become a thing

When your stolen Labubu gets stolen

This is a new one in the scam industry

This actually happened (not as bad but still) to my Aunt

Give me a saucer of milk and make it a double

Got to save that trash panda no matter what!

Good thing he didn't try it on a Sunday although that might have taught him a life lesson

That's a dusty baby

Tonnosee and Missasippo sound like lovely places to visit!

Great, now I have to share my steak with my baby?

Who knew this was a big deal overseas

Don't you think that's a bit pricey to use to decorate your ice cream shop?

Obviously the first is still do not eat them

Here's some examples of not getting quite what you asked for

Points if you've used any of these

Getting pantsed by an elephant isn't something I would say I'd expect to have happen

Only problem, no banana

Your hosts casually mention they're dentists so obviously you get some work done right?

Listen you use your fidget spinner or whatever, I'm working on this Mickey Mouse binky

A lot of questions about the prosthetic leg and broccoli pile

No problem, just virtual AI you haunting your loved ones for eternity

This new tech is supposed to crack down on noisy vehicles... would you like that around here?

How bad do you need to grab a smoke?

Seriously, he can't provide them with better transportation?

They might flip off and cause chaos

This bride's coworker took this complaint all the way to HR

Vodka may have been involved

What if that bear isn't really a bear?

Who knew mayonnaises had mascots that will also officiate your wedding?

Which will you try first... Mommy Milk or Mac n' Cheese?

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At this point don't we all assume there's cameras everywhere?