The Get Up Show

Again, they got busted, but how is the best part

Matty had one involving Ariana Grande and a walk around a mall

Fuggedaboutit!

Sure your baby will love playing and eating a stick of butter but forget about ever picking that kid up again

A worker at a jewelry store straight up snatched a robber's gun from him

That's one way to try and fill a sinkhole

Despite us all knowing they are nuggs a judge has ruled Buffalo Wild Wings can still sell these "Boneless Wings"

Unfortunately, he has already Googled it

If it means I could've retired in my 30's maybe I would've

Stolen asphalt, stolen snow crabs and a stolen Walmart scooter

Usually let those go on by but sometimes when I'm looking for some fun...

Sorry... by reading/hearing this you've lost

Well... for an hour... in the middle of the night...

There's no way this isn't a trap

One video is AI and the other shows somebody's been eating well

We won't say what she was doing but needless to say she shouldn't have been doing it in public

Have you ever had this happen?!

This sounds like a TERRIBLE plan!

As delicious as it sounds it's not great for your health

Have you noticed the greeters being extra chatty recently?

If a box of jewelry gets shipped to your house do you get to keep it?

So many memories... good bye sweet friend

First the turkeys, now a flock of birds is defacing his property

In other news, same kid never grounded again

I mean it might have been "beer" or it could have been other old liquid... not trying it either way

Sonny! Gone too soon

In his defense, he tried the nice route first

If you say these things you might be showing your age paw-paw

There's a restaurant that serves the "final meal" from famous death row inmates

The toupee came clean off... pretty cool

If so, are you doing it right?

In other news, here's some Southern foods you maybe didn't know were a thing in the first place

A keychain? Really?

A person jumped security at TSA and a random dude tackled them

In other news, the cleaning person hid day old shrimp around their house for them to find

Sorry... this had to happen

Another day, another lawsuit

Again, totally real... trust us

I'm sure when she tells people about seeing them they were the size of cars

TBH... I'd do it too if I could carry those things

AI cartoons?

How many dangerous situations did you cause by snagging those?