The Get Up Show

Around the office there is no end... those packets are here forever!

Allegedly people do this

Shockingly doctors aren't a fan

Seriously... don't mess with Mummy stuff

Where do you stand on this one?

Bonus... there's a note about a kid's preschool in there... does that change your decision?

Be on the lookout for new and improved striped cows

Other than there's no balance to be had here...

Oh... wait... sorry. The beetles.

Some fairly bizarre results

This is the perfect example of commiting to the bit

Would you eat M&M's off the road? I would!

At least it knows rocks aren't great for your diet so that's a win

Otherwise we'll be all grey and wrinkled and gross looking apparently

Looking for dinosaur bones? Head to Alabama!

Don't try to put them into a home... they aren't ready to be around all those old people

Here's some things most people remember having to do to get by growing up

I'll never understand why people think they can swim to freedom

Baby wipes... okay. Big batch of Meth... not so much.

Not necessarily a good move but you can't get fired for it

Who knew gnawing on my Gouda right before bed was causing all these problems

He'd have plenty of condiments and pickles to hide behind in my fridge

No more confusion here, this all makes total sense

But how does he describe where to go when guests come to visit?

Totally shocked this ended poorly

We've all had one

I'm headed to Club Teeter later

There's a new rendering on what influencers will end up looking like and we're going to love it

This is a tremendous bummer! Guy was getting $260k per year and then Publisher's Clearing House went belly up

This has become a thing

When your stolen Labubu gets stolen

This is a new one in the scam industry

This actually happened (not as bad but still) to my Aunt

Give me a saucer of milk and make it a double

Got to save that trash panda no matter what!

Good thing he didn't try it on a Sunday although that might have taught him a life lesson

That's a dusty baby

Tonnosee and Missasippo sound like lovely places to visit!

Great, now I have to share my steak with my baby?

Who knew this was a big deal overseas

Don't you think that's a bit pricey to use to decorate your ice cream shop?

Obviously the first is still do not eat them