The Get Up Show

I know that's surprising to some people

Seriously, how could someone have lived here and not know.

This would be a fun phone call to receive

Welcome back hairpiece, time to make this bald head look normal

Adam Sandler had some touching words for a costar who has recently passed on to the big swamp in the sky

No thank you, I will not be eating off your dishes any time soon

Now I'm worried a bunch of party teens are going to break in and trash the joint

Who knew there were so many uses for them besides hugging?

A guy's dream job interview goes off the rails quick when his interviewer is AI

Feel free to share with your own kids to let them know how disappointed you are in them

These are the hottest new dolls out there right now so buy them now

This phrase alone lets a doctor know you might really be sick

Sounds like an iPhone ad

Someone's stealing your food at work, you put some Carolina Reaper in there, are you the bad guy?

Sure Pee Dee is great and all but we have one true champion when it comes to names

Do you think this girl is right to break up with her boyfriend over this "habit?"

I still like the fact the guy had to steal it from a crab

Where do you even stash that many candles?

Enjoy this concept sticking in your head for the rest of time

This could lead to a lot of really interesting conversations

Good news though, you can still wear your flesh colored leggings in there

I mean a recall of actual coolers not that this recall is cooler... okay nevermind, just watch your fingers

Even the drug dealer he owed the money to said this idea was stupid.

This according to a study done by bald men

These are all the elements of one weird dream from Matty

Time to get all those slow driving folks out of the left lane

Touching a lamp with bad wiring was not great for a man with a lot of dental work

You can send an evite or you can throw a can of corn through a window

WARNING: This may contain too many pig Dad joke than your brain can handle

Yay! Hope you've braved the DMV by now

Sounds like a trap to me

I like that the Mom found a side hustle in selling the extras on Marketplace

There's $95 million out there with your name on it if Siri was butting in on your conversations

I prefer just throwing out names until one of us gives up

Rewarding them with an OLIVE pizza... not a good look

Glad to hear this didn't end with someone's life savings on iTunes gift cards

Sure they get rescued quick but us ugly dudes are treading water for awhile

I don't think this actually maths out but I like the idea

Cash your giant oversized check immediately!

The best part... the girlfriend's name

Totally not naughty trends we swear

Imagine if they'd accidently 3D printed a Starbucks sized calamari?!