The Grimace Half Hour Power Hour

At long last, Grimbo gets a little taste of the highlife (crystal meth). After an eventful afternoon in San Francisco's financial district, The Purple Warlord marries a moth and settles down. To top it off, The Grim Twins share our favorite Ambien stories and near-death experiences.

Wait no further.. THE GRIM SAVIORS HAVE RISEN. After a long hiatus, we have returned for another poorly-recorded episode. This week we swap stories about near death experiences and talk about how Grimbo would fake his own death.

This week we are proud to serenade our listeners with erotic stories of shitting in the shower and chugging salsa (not in that order). Finally, after years of speculation, the truth is finally coming to light: Joe Biden and Grimace banged.

The Grim Pilots are back behind the wheel and the plane is in a total nosedive. Join us as we share stories of pissing, strip clubs, and alcoholism. Also, Grimace takes a much-anticipated trip to Florida!

At long last, The Stink Bandits are back on the airwaves. We're going back to our roots with plenty of drug stories and Grimby murder this week. God bless America.

The 12 Days of Grimbus have begun! Take a seat. Please join us for a delicious feast. The main course? Words. Just like grandma used to make em'

The Grim Detectives are hot on the trail of the Zodiac Killer and you won't believe what happen next (he a goose and Grimace kiss him)

The Grim Jims welcome back #1 superfan and #1 sex goddess Brett Haney. We start out erotic as hell by discussing Grimace's thicc aunties Millie and Tillie, but things quickly turn tragic when we break down Grimby's horrifying acts of domestic terrorism at this year's Thanksgiving Parade. Pray for the Turkeymen and their loved ones

After years of careful planning, The Grim Mercenaries finally unleash an all-out attack on Chris Kattan and Jimmy Fallon. For too long, these juggernauts have reigned unchecked, pillaging our homes and burning our temples. NO MORE. In episode 78, Grimace finally lures these cucks into international waters. Tonight? Revenge will be served on the open sea.

The Grim Twinz are the only dudes BRAVE enough to say what we're all thinking: Flat Stanley died in 2006 after his HIV cascaded into full blown AIDS. The Flat Stanley you see today is a corporate shill made up by The Left to sell Levi's jeans. If the TRUTH doesn't get your attention, The Purp Tokers tell a handful of delicious drug stories this week. Happy pumpkin day everyone ~-~-~-

Well look who decided to drunk drive the headmaster's pumpkin carriage... The Grim Warlocks have arrived in style. You've gotta admit it, The Spookmen's Ball just wouldn't be the same without em! ~*~*~ Haters be damned: The Purple Boyz are 9 months pregnant with PUKKIN' this week ~*~*~ This special episode marks the 17th anniversary of The Baltimore Witch Smooch - so you know we ain't talkin' nothing but Grimbo Christ and Pukkin' Pence (Mike Pence's sadass pumpkin mom) Fair warning: You better bring your laughing ears this week cuz the riffs don't stop till someone goes into septic shock

The Grim Warlords ventured deep into the heart of the American psyche this week - and who did we find? None other than LJ "Cutthroat" Sullivan. As expected, the boys chat it up real good and salty with our old pal. We riff about Floopys, JFK, arson, Chupicambras, and so many more sexy delights. *You can find us on Apple Podcasts, SoundCloud, and Easedrop.com*

The Grim Innovators get together this week to address a very important issue on the mind's of Americans: Poot Eye. Where does it come from? Where does it go? Does the Riddler do Nitrous? Before the episode is over we share some intimate drug stories and pull off the worst Grimace Around The Horn of all time: Grimby interns for Elon Musk. God bless America.

Rocket has finally returned from his month-long Horse Hiatus and The Grim Stallions have finally been reunited. You know what that means! It's time for a very special episode: Grimace has graphic sex with some random monster during Hurricane Katrina. We really dig into it this week. Go ahead, have a laugh, have a crack rock, have a smile for once in your worthless life. XoXo

As fate would have it, a modern hero stepped out from the fog before we started recording this week. Sure enough, it was none other than "The King of Swing" himself: Jeremy Nelson. To celebrate, The Bruthers Grim buckled down for an absolute riff-fiesta. This week we get down to business on many important topics, including kissing the sexy alien from Splice, taking mushrooms before a 1st date, bringing your Stink Grandma to the beach, and everything in between. Watch & learn & cry.

An old scorpion waddles back into the studio this week and wouldn't ya know... it's Montik Beans! Oh how we laughed this week. The Grim Stallions would riff, then Montar would follow with a heartwarming riff of his own. So young. Back and forth. We talk about Bassnectar and Martin Scorpsayze and everything in between. Then, for your listening pleasure, we close it out by bringing Grimby to Foxcatcher Farms. Will he train big wrestler for Olympics? Or will he summon a hellfire of owls from the sky? Tune in.

The clip so tasty we couldn't wait a week to release it. In this special highlight episode, the whole crew gets in on the riff parade. We start with Grimace role playing as Mrs. Doubtfire, but before too long we end up with a dead mermaid, a jaded body builder, and a whole lot of 2nd degree homicide. The whole family can enjoy this one.

We've got a full studio this week gang, so you know the riffs are bound to get a lil bit stanky. For your listening pleasure, The Grim Masochists welcome power couple Brett Haney and Ty Xan into the laugh zone for an evening of mischief and Mrs. Doubtfire. We roast and riff and roast and riff until we're purple in the face, then we close it out by putting Grimace in a dress, sending him to Thanksgiving dinner, and making him beat the piss out of a mermaid. Tale as old as time itself. *Check out our page on the Easedrop Podcast Network website, where you can find all our nasty-ass episodes, and so much more*

The Grim Sympathizers roll up big this week, blowing big ole clouds and slinging big ole riffs for all to enjoy. We suck off our 69th episode in style, by talking nonsense and recounting the tale of Grimace's epic smoke-sesh with Smallmen Baggins (Bilbo's bitchass uncle) *Follow us on YouTube for weekly highlight clips featuring your favorite Grimby bloodbaths*

The Grim Sinners welcome an old pal back into the studio this week, comedian Nick "Raging Bull" Daniels. We talk about everything from peehole teeth to the U.S. president with the most ass to Phineas & Ferb fan fiction and beyond. But, don't worry, we didn't forget about your most repulsive desires; We close the episode out with a tasty Grimace feud set in 1800s New York. May god have mercy on our souls.

We had to do it to em' sweetie pie, just cuz The Left said we didn't have the guts to bring it back. Episode 61 marked the return of heartthrob comedian Nick Daniels AND our famed Cryptid Draft format. We finally faced our deepest fears and drafted 12 devious monsters from the world of Cryptozoology to battle The Big G in a Nashville Hot Chicken restaurant in Wuhan, China. From water blobs to big ole eyeball bats, from Ethan Hawkman to Piglet Squidward, the gang's all here. You won't believe what Piggy Squidums says next. ** You can find the full episode on our podcast feed, or simply check out the entire Cryptid Draft segment on our YouTube channel (link below) ** https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlV6DCdOwrM&t=1173s

The saga continues. Episode 63 was one of those magic moments in American history where an all-time icon is born. That's right, we're talkin' bout lil baby Dunbar. In this certified celestial bloodbath, Grimbo faces off against his most worthy adversary yet. By the time the brutal finale comes around, time is warped, people soup is made, Paul Rudd gets his shit wrecked, and we end up learning a little bit about ourselves along the way.

In this *new* weekly installment, we showcase our favorite moments from the past episode. There was no question what the highlight would be this week: The Impractical Jokers chowing down on gravy-laced moose pubes before running afoul of The Big G in The Big Apple. Have a listen to this bite-sized audio treat.

We've got a long-awaited showdown this week: The Big G finally faces off against those pipsqueaks over at The Impractical Jokers. Sal, Murr, and the gang get more than they bargained for as they are all senselessly beaten to a bloody mush. Also, Pierce tells cocaine stories and we discuss having sex with a moose after losing a bet.

Two Grim Stallions walk into the arena, none walk out. This week the boys discuss their favorite pastime of throwing rocks at cars, we argue about Grimace stealing Joe Pesci's body, then we jump into some unexplained disappearances caused by The Forgotten Purple Warlock. Huge laughs for the entire community.

The Grimbo Bimbos join forces in Casey's living room this week while the world burns to ashes all around us. In this special episode we talk about all the weird memories we have from the south, including all the sultry "Big Dawg" themed T-shirts we used to buy in Panama City Beach. Then Pierce swaps some delicious rehab stories and we end the episode with a fight 200 years in the making... Grimace Vs. Air Bud

The Pep Boys are back, and this time we ain't selling auto parts mommmaaa. This week we talk about how I used to hunt frogs and eat them raw as a kid, then we tell the dubious tale of Grimace's involvement in WW1.

This week The Grim Boyz clear the studio so we can finally have a much needed meeting between Christopher "The Radish" and Dunbar. Two unheard innovators of the 21st century.

Corona killed our guest this week (Ethan Hawke) so the two Grimbo Jimbos sit down in studio for an episode dedicated to his somber remembrance. This week, we talk about Piercey's teenage adventure in Aruba, our 21st birthday blackouts, WWE wrestling names, and we close it out with a grand finale you're surely going to be writing home about. Grimace finally takes it upon himself to flatten the curve by killing the entire state of Florida

The Purple Boys revisit The Cryptid Draft to pick their top teams to fight The Evil One. We're happy to welcome comedian Nick Daniels back into the studio this week for riffs galore, tears for fears, and unadulterated violence. In Piglet Squidward's name we pray.

After 15 years in the making, we finally welcome our old friend Tommy Brewer on the podcast. Tommy & Pierce have been friends since elementary school and still live together to this day. Meanwhile, Tommy first met Casey while ol' Rocket was blacked out on Taaka when they were 14. The rest is history. After moving to Boise together 2 years ago, The Forsyth County Highwaymen are finally going live with an hour and a half of disgusting tales of depravity. Enjoy!

This episode was just too good to leave in the past. We've decided to re-release some of our all-time favorites so you can enjoy the sultry sounds of Grimace during your quarantine. In this jam-packed spectacular, the boys draft their ideal dream team of monsters to go head-to-head against The Purple Conundrum in a battle to the death.

After some technical difficulties, the Grimace Gargoyles are finally able to wrangle Boise comedian Chris Foster into the studio. This week the three sober saints talk shop about their funniest war stories during their years of self-destruction. To top it off, the gang discusses what would happen if Grimace went to the Democratic National Convention. Ohhh papi, this one's got some tasty riffs. *Come see the Grimace Half-Hour Power Hour LIVE at Treefort 2020! We're performing an hour-long show Friday March 27th at 9 p.m. @ the podcast stage, featuring special guests galore*

In this lighthearted episode, The Grim Boys welcome a Grim Woman into the circle of trust. Kat Lasagna is a famed Boise comedian who does big laughs worldwide and we sit down with her to talk about Grimace killing rats, shitty podcasting, janitorial services, and beginning an arson career. These laughs will define us for generations.

The Grimby Freakz of Damnation take the studio by storm and swap some of their favorite drug stories. Oh how we laughed. To be young is to be free, ey boys?

The Grim Twins welcome our mysterious benefactor Brett Badostain into the circle of trust this week. The famed Boise comedian chats with The Grimby Boys about gamer girl bath water, Transformer suicide, and Grimace beating the shit out of kids at a skate park. Tale as old as time, Beauty and The Beast. ** Follow us on Instagram for all the Grimby updates you never needed! **

By the grace of Grim himself, the Grimby podcast disciples have entered the studio for another week of hugeass laughs. This episode we welcome accomplished comedian and longtime superfan Brett Haney into the fold to discuss the nuances of Grimace getting snowed in. It's one of our favorite episodes yet. *** You can follow Brett on Facebook to keep up with all his upcoming shows and follow our Instagram page at @grimacehalfhour for new clips and episodes *** We'll see you at Treefort 2020!

The Twisted Grim Sisters sit down with one of our all-time favorite guests (comedian Nick Daniels) to enjoy each other's company and talk about auto theft. We hold hands and swap drug stories to relive our previous lives of crime, all while having a few laughs along the way. Truly one of our favorite episodes recently. So young. - You can follow Nick on Instagram @nickdanielscomedy and catch him frequently performing all over the Boise area - You can find Casey Rocket @caseyrocket and he will be featuring February 14th & 15th at Craft Brewers in Boise - You can keep up with Pierce @pfunkamania and lookout for our Grimace podcast accounts coming soon Don't forget to be on the lookout for us performing LIVE at this year's Treefort festival at the end of March!

The Grim Twins sit down on dear Casey's birthday to share depraved drug stories from their youth. Will anyone make it out alive? **We're pleased to announce that we will be a part of the Treefort Festival this year! We'll be performing our podcast LIVE in both the ComedyFort and StoryFort sections for all of you to enjoy. The festival runs from March 25th to March 29th and we'll have more specific dates this week!**

The Twisted Teens of Grimby Damnation gather to discuss our New Year's plans and break down a heaping helping of absolute nonsense bullshit.

It's that special time of year again when Grimace emerges from the depths of the earth's crust and feeds for 27 days and 27 nights. This week we chat about The 12 Days of Grimace and take a devastating in-depth look at a Grimace vs. Krampus showdown. Don't worry, we tell lots of sad drug stories too. Have a merry Grimbus everyone.

The Grim Twins have reached their 50th episode and this bad boy may be the funniest one yet. We start off with the general hilarious banter between two of America's most treasured riff-professors, but we end with a ludicrous showdown between Grimace The Malevolent and Dobby The House Goblin. The end result? Pain and pleasure beyond believe. We've got HUGE news coming for the podcast so stay with us and I promise people will like you for it,

In the second addition of our "War Stories" series, we riff with our all-time favorite comedian Matt Amos. The boys swap druggy war stories and genuinely have a serious talk about sobriety. We thought it was fun though. You can find Matt performing all over Boise, he is seriously the absolute funniest comedian I've ever seen. You can find his special "Barmageddon: The Mixtape" at matthewamos.bandcamp.com

We've got legendary Boise comic Jeremy Nelson in studio this week to start our new War Stories series. In this first installment, we all share a drug story we've prepared and laugh and laugh while enjoying each other's company. We also talk extensively about Jeremy's career on the independent professional wrestling circuit. What a guy. The stories start at about 46 minutes in. Happy Grimace Day, Santa.

This week we discuss many things with hundred of words along the way. We end it by swapping sordid tales about Grimace's rampage at the Vatican, which has been blacklisted from the annals of time.

In this belated Halloween treat, The Grim Twins are joined by one of our favorite guests Jack Turnage. We jump around from topic to topic and try to talk over a persistent drum beat that plagued us for hours. Yet, we would not be denied our tasty riffs. Jack plays us a song and we swap terrible Grimace Around The Horns until we're blue in the face.

In this week's Grimace-less episode, the two stinker boys sit down and swap disgusting stories from start to finish. Between cranking down on Adderall for hours on end to sleeping on a pissy pissy dog bed, there's a little something for the whole family here.

The Spooky Spirits of Grimby Halloween are back in the lab this week making giggle-beats for all of our faithful listeners. This week we talk extensively about training rats to sing, training rats to ride on paper airplanes, and our new characters we're going to do on SNL. Don't worry folks, we close it out with a very tasty Grimace Around The Horn. This time around, we riff on what would happen if you woke Grimace up when September ends (word to Green Day)

Have we ran out of topics? Don't even think about it, clown. This week's solo episode sees the two Grimace patriots chatting about Grimace apocalypse bunkers, a spooky basement, and a very special trip Grimace takes down to our friends in Louisiana. Spoiler Alert: He eat em up for food. This is a honk-heavy episode if we've ever seen one.

The sultry Grimace crusaders enter the studio to have some alone time for once. This week we go heavy on the Grimby, with stories about Casey's new terrible article he wrote and fun Grim games for the whole family to enjoy.

To close out our reunion with the cast of our recent live show, we welcome fan favorites Kat Lizarraga and LJ Sullivan on the podcast to talk about the important issues plaguing our society today. We laugh, we cry, we all get frustrated, we all play "Two Truths and A Grimace." The circle of life. Let's just say we had to cut over 10 minutes of conversations about eggs and Deuce Bigalow.