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Two fans of the very cool band Fall Out Boy spin the dreaded wheel and talk about one song in their catalog per episode

Carson Pace & Dawson Beck


    • Jan 19, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
    • 78 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

    taking a trip to hooters | Episode 76: (Coffee's for Closers)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 67:38


    i can't lie we get a little wild with this one but at least we have a banger song to talk about

    batman and halo floor time | Episode 75: Uma Thurman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2025 92:49


    WE ARE SO BACK!!!!!!!!! SORRY FOR THE BREAK WE WERE BUSY!!!!!!!!!

    SPECIAL EPISODE: THE FOLIE HOT TAKE ZONE | Episode 74: Jack Morris listens to Folie for the first time

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2024 57:26


    carson got hit by a really big bus and couldn't make it to this episode so i got jack morris in the room and forced them to listen to folie a deux for the first time

    metalcore has lost its meaning | Episode 73: Fake Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2024 77:03


    at least knocked loose is good

    carson gets hit in the balls | Episode 72: Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy (w/ Dom Maduri)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2024 70:52


    carson gets punched in the balls in this episode

    oh my god i will vote | Episode 71: Tiffany Blews

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2024 68:10


    oh my god i will vote

    the megalopolis episode | Episode 70: We Were Doomed from the Start (The King is Dead)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2024 62:32


    we talk about megalopolis for so long in this one. and other things. i think we talk about the song for a combined 2 minutes

    i just gotta be me!!!!! | Episode 69: Of All the Gin Joints in All the World (w/ Dom Maduri)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2024 56:04


    if half your album is bad, the album is bad. we forgot this was episode 69 somehow. god has abandoned us

    carson is indestructible | Episode 68: Heaven's Gate

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2024 55:41


    you should listen to this episode as many times as it takes to match how many concussions carson has gotten

    we are legally contract killers | Episode 67: City in a Garden (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2024 82:32


    ian is back and we talk about a lot of things including the song!!!!!!!! qui gon jinn

    is gen alpha cooked? are we cooked? | Episode 66: "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" (w/ Maddie Caffrey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2024 65:07


    maddie joins us once again to talk about the blueprint for FOB's best straightforward pop-punk songs and also say hawk tuah more times than should be reasonable for a podcast like this

    one of us drank 400mg of caffeine before this episode | Episode 65: Roxanne

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 62:52


    on this episode most closely resembling law enforcement, Carson and Dawson discuss a pretty bad cover for about 8 minutes total and talk about a bunch of other stuff for the rest of the time. can you blame us

    carson has returned from war. rejoice!!!! rejoice!!!!!!! | Episode 64: It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2024 77:01


    WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!! YIPPPIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND A HALF OH MY GOD

    WE HAVE VIDEO NOW | Episode 63: You're Crashing, but You're No Wave (w/ Tom Lovejoy)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2024 75:52


    WE HAVE VIDEO NOW CHECK IT OUT MAN I HOPE THAT HYPERLINK WORKS OTHERWISE THIS IS REAL STUPID LOOKIN

    this song is ALMOST good... | Episode 62: Church (w/ Joe Rogan)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2024 60:09


    SPECIAL GUEST JOE ROGAN (REAL!!!!!!!!!)

    our bodies are failing us | Episode 61: I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 48:54


    in the most run-and-gun episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson have to record this episode on their phones seemingly as punishment for getting a good song on the wheel

    dawson's least favorite fall out boy song | Episode 60: Novocaine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2024 51:09


    On this truly agonizing edition of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are still in the trenches and it's not looking like they're gonna make it out alive

    BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN | Episode 59: Ghostbusters (I'm Not Afraid)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2024 52:23


    ON THE MOST BUSTIN EPISODE OF THE PODCAST CARSON AND DAWSON RECKON WITH THEIR DEMONS AND DISCOVER THINGS ABOUT THEMSELVES AND THE WORLD

    big sean is a liar and a fraud | Episode 58: The Mighty Fall (feat. Big Sean)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 82:22


    guys this song is so unbelievably bad. how do yall do it

    zerkin my thang in the hotel room | Episode 57: Twin Skeleton's (Hotel In NYC) [feat. Krista Figueira]

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2024 53:09


    on this skeleton-coded episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are once again joined by Krista to discuss the closer to AB/AP, and have divided opinions on it

    eurovision sucks | Episode 56: Wrong Side of Paradise (feat. Krista Figueira)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2024 37:17


    on this European episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined by longtime listener and friend Krista to talk about a Mania throwaway

    beating it | Episode 55: Beat It (w/ Tom Lovejoy)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2024 56:12


    on the most copied episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson are joined once again by Tom to discuss a funny anomaly in FOB's discography.

    kendrick lamar straight up killed drake | Episode 54: Lake Effect Kid

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2024 56:16


    On the most Chicago-themed episode of the podcast yet (except for that one time), Carson and Dawson venture into the heart of FOB's home city itself to figure out if this is a good song or not. Other topics include the Kendrick/Drake beef, speaking in Spanish, and Billy Joel.

    tom and ian are BOTH in this one | Episode 53: America's Suitehearts (w/ Tom Lovejoy & Ian Joshua Riley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2024 88:34


    In the first four-man podcast ever made in the world, Carson and Dawson are joined by Tom and Ian to reset the equilibrium and discuss a banger. Other topics include movie theater etiquette, stagediving, and vasectomies.

    new Wyclef Jean unleashed upon the world | Episode 52: Dear Future Self (feat. Wyclef Jean)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2024 58:27


    on the most punctual episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson find they may not be strong enough to handle just how bad this song is

    you thought it was over but it was never over in fact it is still going | Episode 51: Miss Missing You

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2024 70:03


    we are so back. we are so unbelievably back

    THE FAMILY GUY FUNNIEST MOMENTS | Episode 50: Best Bits

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2024 119:23


    A compilation of the funniest moments of this show so far. Thank you for listening!

    the 10,000 year snail dilemma | Episode 49: Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2024 61:48


    On the most experimental (seriously) episode of this podcast, Carson and Dawson consider wheels and descend into madness. Other topics include Carson's unlikely connection to WAP, The Plain White T's, and a very interesting snail question.

    i think cutting this song was an act of heresy against god | Episode 48: Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2024 34:59


    On the most medically bandaged episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson find out what happens to snitches and talkers. Other topics include the worst album sins, bush creatures, and the Dap Counter.

    we have never hated pirates more | Episode 47: Bang the Doldrums

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2024 35:42


    On the most swashbuckling episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson take to the high seas and perhaps don't like what they find. Other topics include JFK's assassination, killing your grandfather, and a surprise appearance.

    we admit defeat. | Episode 46: Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2024 41:32


    you won. we admit it.

    PATREON LEAK | Episode 45: THE IAN JOSHUA RILEY ZONE

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2024 65:11


    he did not appear for the wilson episode so here is an extra hour with ian where we talk about all sorts of things. SUBSCRIBE TO OUR PATREON TEEHEE

    this is the most despondent we have ever been | Episode 44: Irresistible

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2024 43:05


    On the most forlorn episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson buckle down and discuss what may be the worst song in the band's catalogue. We really mostly talked about the song this time

    anthony fantano followed me on twitter | Episode 43: Dead on Arrival

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2024 62:12


    In the most melon-esque episode of this podcast so far, Carson and Dawson discuss a marked improvement from the last song they talked about. Other topics include bands not covering songs anymore, Fortnite, and industry plants.

    she moving my pictures | Episode 42: Moving Pictures

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2024 46:49


    In the most mobile episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson revisit the band's humble beginnings and face the consequences. Other topics include getting sick, Hot Mulligan, and obliterating an iPhone.

    why haven't humans grown antlers yet | Episode 41: Sugar, We're Goin Down

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2024 79:39


    In the most deerlike episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson talk about one of FOB's biggest and most beloved songs. Do they like it???? Other topics include beating around the bush (the expression), descending into schizophrenia, and small cars.

    tumbling out the coupe | Episode 40: The Kids Aren't Alright (feat. Ian Joshua Riley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2024 103:31


    On the most devastating episode of this podcast so far, Carson and Dawson are joined by Ian Joshua Riley to discuss a song that the three do not all agree on. Other topics include rubben and rubben on my yellow leg, Jack Ranking, and a feverish watch of Wonder Woman 1984.

    Zayn Malik x Merzbow | Episode 39: A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2023 82:12


    In the most on-topic episode of this podcast to date, Carson and Dawson discuss a very straightforward FOB song. Other topics include Dream Theater listeners, potential Merzbow collaborations, and when an album is too long.

    CHRISTMAS MODE!!!!! | Episode 38: Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2023 55:01


    In the most festive edition of this podcast, Carson and Dawson are hit with a strange twist of fate and talk about FOB's only Christmas song two days before Christmas. Other topics include balding, buying music on iTunes, and Channukah.

    (Carson and Dawson's Version) | Episode 37: I Don't Care

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2023 50:08


    On the (hopefully only) re-recorded episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson re-tread all of their thoughts on this song so that you funny guys can listen to it. Other topics include Big Music, cosmic illnesses, and Pete Wentz's height.

    carson can't feel pain | Episode 36: 20 Dollar Nosebleed

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 97:37


    In the most painless episode of this podcast, Carson and Dawson discuss another perfect FOB song. Other topics include Nickelback, bad movie theater experiences, and concept albums.

    this song is a 10 we're not gonna beat around the bush | Episode 35: Dance Dance (w/ Jack Kern)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 62:32


    AUDIO IS SLIGHTLY SCUFFED SORRY WE FIXED THE PROBLEM FOR NEXT TIME THOOn the comeback episode of the year of this podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined once again by Jack Kern to discuss what is unambiguously one of FOB's best songs. Other topics include monkeys being really scary, Marvel movies, and making mathcore.

    wait they're goated | Episode 34: XO

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2023 36:16


    On the most goated episode of this podcast ever made, Carson and Dawson venture into the wacky world of XO and rediscover that this band is actually kinda good maybe. Other topics include joker impressions, e-girls are ruining my life (the song) (the metal cover), and the woes of being in the backlog trenches.

    who likes this holiday anyway | Episode 32: Fourth of July + OG Maco Remix

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2023 70:04


    In this patriotic edition of the podcast, Carson and Dawson unfortunately have the task of discussing another AB/AS song and its remix, which leads them into some unexpected rabbit holes. Other topics include DJ brain, the validity of listening to video game music, and maybe Brendon Urie? you'll have to listen to find out you animal

    werewolves and animorphs | Episode 33: The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years) [w/ Tom Lovejoy]

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 68:52


    In this episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are joined by Tom once again to discuss a song that the band should honestly play more often. Other topics include werewolves vs. vampires, the power of calling someone a doofus,

    bruno mars is as small as a rabbit | Episode 31: Golden (w/ Dom Maduri)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2023 64:17


    On this episode of The Only Podcast Ever, Carson and Dawson are joined by Dom Maduri (producer extraordinaire) to discuss a track with a surprising amount of live mileage. Other topics include Blink-182, Jesus's last supper being like Among Us, and I honestly don't remember if we mentioned Brendon Urie but I think that might've happened someone let me know if it did

    movin' units | Episode 30: Champagne for My Real Friends... (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2023 74:13


    In the episode with the most units moved, Carson and Dawson are joined by Ian Joshua Riley to discuss a deceptively catchy track. Other topics include AJR, bagging on Mania again, and Brendon Urie.

    late night delirium | Episode 29: Pavlove

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 74:03


    In this special Late Night Edition, Carson and Dawson record an episode past their bedtime and suffer the mental consequences while talking about one of FOB's best b-sides. Other topics include our first PG-13 movies, an undesirable suggestion by Sam Elliott, and Carson getting hit by a car.

    aw hell we gotta talk about two songs this time | Episode 28: Jet Pack Blues + Big K.R.I.T. Remix

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2023 58:07


    In the first double duty episode of this podcast ever, Carson and Dawson have to talk about two songs: Jet Pack Blues and its corresponding remix track featuring Big K.R.I.T., our lord and savior. Other topics include Aquaman, the closest a producer can get to a domestic terrorist, and Brendon Urie.

    guys we really don't like this song | Episode 27: Stay Frosty Royal Milk Tea

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2023 81:31


    Our oasis of good songs has dried up and we're back in the stinker zone with a Mania song. Other topics include vinyl variant collecting, whether or not Imagine Dragons swears in their music, and

    sidetrack city | Episode 26: The Music or the Misery (w/ Maddie Caffrey)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2023 66:25


    On this very focused and on-topic episode of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are once again joined by Maddie to discuss another good song. I sure hope this oasis of good music lasts! Other topics include Shawn Mendes, the newly-announced FOB tour, and MCR.

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