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A podcast that goes off on some crazy tangents all while trying to tell one simple little story.

Two Schmucks


    • Apr 11, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 51 EPISODES


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    Episode 51: Our Farewell Episode (Clickbait)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2022 146:00


    On this weeks episode the schmucks talk about NFT's, Elon Musk, Golf, Pink Floyd, Vikings, Theoreticals, Space, and...... We're taking a little Hiatus so Jason doesn't die young. We'll be back. Thank you to everyone for listening. 

    Episode 50: Woopity doo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2022 132:23


    In this weeks episode the schmucks talk about not dieting, the Donnie Smith bike show, Harleys, panhandlers, RIP Taylor Hawkins.

    Episode 49: Jason gets a stupid haircut

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2022 135:50


    In this episode the schmucks talk about spring stuff, like warm weather, golf, and dog poop. Jason had a fun little adventure this weekend which resulted in him getting the stupidest haircut he's ever had. Modern day pirates of Russian property. 

    Episode 48: Eye for an Eye

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2022 136:11


    In this weeks episode the schmucks talk about the Ukraine/ Russia stuff, FRESH on Hulu, Mafia running pizzerias, John Cusack, and AJ's favorite Batman and Catwoman.

    Episode 47: One Year Anniversary Episode!!! AKA Chugging c@ck

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 130:21


    In this weeks episode, the Schmucks, (and Tracy) celebrate our one year anniversary episode! We discuss chugging c@ck, the Ukraine/Russia war, Star Trek nerd stuff, onion shaped meth,  and the very last segment of "Classic movie of the week".

    Episode 46: AJ is a bear. Who knew?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2022 128:26


    On this weeks episode, AJ has a sneeze fit...Again. Black history month. AJ finishes his huge movies of the 80's for his classic movie of the week. The Groundhog dies 1 day before Groundhog day. RIP Milltown Mel (WTF). Finger guns.

    Episode 45: Home Depot vs Menards

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2022 128:16


    Midol for P cramps, Aliens in Antarctica, Council vs The Rogues, New Taylormade/Anti Taylormade driver video, Hard Nips in Australia.

    Episode 44: Alien Fornication

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2022 119:54


    In this weeks episode, the schmucks talk about boning aliens.....a lot. The schmucks also talk about boning the "female" M&M's. So much boning....

    Episode 43: Deez Nuts

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2022 120:20


    Attack squirrels on meth. AJ went on a date. Bang bang choo choo train. Tracy is the caboose.This is episode 43.... No matter how many times we tell you it's episode 44, it is indeed episode 43.

    Episode 42: New Years Eve Special. RIP Betty White

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2022 132:47


    On this weeks episode the schmucks discuss Game of Thrones, forts, and how White Castle failed them when they needed them the most.

    Episode 41: Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2021 138:58


    In this weeks episode the schmucks discuss killer monkeys, hammer thumbs, Christmas stuff, poor quality adult films, and who was hotter, The Genie or Jasmine?Youtube Jasons new channel: TopsideMy wife says I'm too fat to ice fish early ice

    Episode 40: Jason got revenge on AJ for the Chappelle show

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2021 147:35


    40 episodes deep. So deep. On this weeks episode, the schmucks (and Tracy) discuss Netflix westerns, and Christmas movies, and AJ saved a life?  "OURS?"

    Episode 39: Soundtrack of your life Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2021 155:45


    In this weeks episode the schmucks talk about Jasons Honeymoon, "The Match", Moving to Montana, and the Soundtrack to the schmucks life. 

    Episode 38: Soundtrack of your life: Part One

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 90:38


    In this weeks episode, the schmucks talk about creating the soundtrack to their life, TikTok, COD, and more TikTok.

    Episode 37: Chappelle arena documentary tour

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2021 119:40


    In this episode the schmucks talk about the Dave Chappelle documentary tour, how Tracy is mostly wrong 60% of the time,  Astroworld, and being eaten alive by piranhas.

    Episode 36: Halloweenie

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 122:09


    In this weeks episode the schmucks talk all about Halloween, haunted houses, haunted hayrides, and continue with their Halloween themed classic movies of the week. They also discuss road rage and how Jason had a dream about AJ.

    Episode 35: The end of construction season

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 132:50


    In this weeks episode the schmucks discuss captions at movie theaters, the end of our golf season, vinyls, funny TikToks, and haunted photos.Masks by ANBRY.

    Episode 34: Waterbirding

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 94:28


    In this weeks episode, the schmucks (and Tracy) talk about waterbirding, their favorite scary movies, and the golf tournament.Congratulations to Sarah and Tracy in taking first place at our first ever golf tournament!Hit us up if you're interested in joining us for our spring time tourney. 

    Episode 33: Fvck Cancel Culture

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2021 135:19


    In this weeks episode the schmucks talk about cancel culture/Dave Chappelle. Octoberfest means one thing... BBQ chicken sandwiches. Lots of music related news. Throwback album of the weekAJ: Licensed to ill. Beastie Boys (1986)Jason:  Wisconsin Death Trip. Static X (1999)Classic Movie of the week:AJ: Scary Movie (2000)Jason: It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown (1966)

    Episode 32: Chimps fvck.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 121:49


    In this episode the schmucks talk about chimps obviously. Jason went to his first drag show. Jello shots by Jen: @jenn_ds_world  Aj mixed up his Ghostbusters and Jason lost his mind about it. Throwback album of the week:AJ: Tragic Kingdom, No Doubt (1995)Jason: Eyelid Movies, Phantogram (2010)Classic movie of the week:AJ: Ghostbusters (1984)Jason: Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

    Episode 31: Straight BS this episode. Good luck!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2021 118:21


    Elvira comes out. Renaissance Festival. Mermaid Boobs. Tap dancing outlaw, Jesco White.

    Episode 30: Milwaukee Trip!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2021 135:48


    The Schmucks took a road trip to Milwaukee to see their idol, TOM SEGURA perform. They also hit up Oktoberfest, went day drinking, and hit up the Harley museum. We want to say thank you for sticking with us. 30 episodes!!!! Don't forget to sign up for the golf tournament. October 16th, Tanners Brook in Forest Lake.

    Episode 29: Portapotty sex. 2S1P Annual Golf Tourney. Double Cheeseburger kinda guy.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2021 113:15


    Email us to sign up for the tournament. OCTOBER 9THtwoschmucksonepod@gmail.com

    Episode 28: Special Guest, Tracy. Bag of sand boobs. Incubus concert. Fargo. Basic white b!tCh stuff.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2021 106:02


    Episode 27: Limewire. Bushcraft. Flea Market. State Fair. Jesse Ventura.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2021 120:38


    Episode 26: Bottlenose Dolphin Pelts. Wedding shenanigans. Free nudey show.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2021 102:00


    Episode 25: Romantic Jail Memoirs. Camping. Sturgis. Pornhub ads.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 16, 2021 135:28


    Episode 24: Special Guest...Hefty!!! Whale Tails. Sharing gold. Golf and rolling golf carts...at 5mph

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2021 129:41


    Episode 23: OG console games. Production value? Suck me beautiful! Olympics. Youtubers dying.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 105:43


    Episode 22: Deuce Deuce!!! Bachelor Party Shenanigans. Golf of course. Speed or mileage tatas.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2021 116:45


    Episode 21: Equestrian J off, Kevin Costner is actually a fish. ShArK eNcOuNtEr!!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2021 138:24


    Episode 20: Ope! Let me just me just sneak right passed you... Hammer Time!!! Ep 3 19:40 Sex/Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 108:58


    Episode 19: Scooby Doo ending. It's not a chicken sandwich!!! Yelling over interupting people.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2021 120:29


    Episode 18: Dumber and Dumber reenactment, Conan O Brien, and our Death Pact

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 136:02


    Episode 17:To Do List: Porn Names? CHECK! Golf Lessons? CHECK! Wet Tacos? CHECK!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 146:17


    Episode 16: In this episode the Schmucks talk Survivor, golf adventures, Dances with Wolves/Avatar, and getting eaten by a whale.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2021 123:31


    Episode 15: You're a douche, will you marry me? I used to party with your parents. Jason got a fancy haircut.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 127:53


    Episode 14: Make me a goober sandwich. Touching Tails. Skinny jean elimination.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2021 133:23


    Episode 13: Jason is a little b@#$% when he's sick and AJ is a horrible Sacajawea

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2021 124:58


    Episode 12

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2021 126:54


    In this episode the Schmucks talk Scoot Scoots, Grunge music, Chappelle, Cocaine!!!, and who tf says dunk?

    Episode 11

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2021 104:43


    In this episode the Schmucks talk about how much Duluth does/does not suck, genital mating calls, Paul Rudd, Aaron Rodgers, potatoes, and more inspirational quotes gone awry.

    Episode 10

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 130:17


    We made it to episode 10!!!! On this episode, the schmucks talk MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!, UFC 261, Big Buck Hunter, Yoopers, Jasons facebook ban, and How do you like them Apples?! 

    Episode 9

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2021 127:47


    On this episode, the schmucks talk TANGENTS, our worst injuries, buying golf clubs, Fast and the Furious, and AJ having weird privacy concerns about his Netflix list.

    Episode 8

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2021 119:31


    In this episode the schmucks talk about Doing it Live, Big Red, Ghost Stories, and the Kardashians.

    Episode 7

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2021 112:19


    On this episode the schmucks talk about Swass, Wiping Techniques, Only Fans, pan/pam, and Easter traditions.

    Episode 6

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2021 135:25


    On this episode, the schmucks talk about flicking people off, a fricken stop sign, Godzilla, exploding birds, Mortal Kombat, and a bunch of other useless information. 

    Episode 5

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2021 120:14


    On this episode the schmucks talk butthole pics and Jasons least favorite golfing story.

    Episode 4

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 137:34


    Episode 3

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2021 119:29


    Episode 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 118:47


    Episode 1.5

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2021 83:11


    On our very first episode, you'll get an idea of what we're all about.  We'll talk tv, movies, music, video games, and many other things. 

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