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Friends and witch bitches, Abby and Dorina, discuss the spooky and supernatural while pouring the tea with a side of laughter.

Two Witches, One Teapot


    • Sep 14, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 43 EPISODES


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    S4 E3 - Iron and Deconstructing Conspiracy Thinking

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2024 74:06


    *Recorded Aug 29, 2023* Blacksmiths and mystics have understood the power of iron for centuries. Follow along as Dorina goes into detail on a brief history of iron, a mighty weapon against enemies and negative energy alike. Then, engage in a discussion on conspiracy thinking. Listen as Abby delves into the logic behind how conspiracies come to be and how they spread.

    S4 E2 - Granny Magic and Divination Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2024 62:22


    Git'n here! We're down in the Appalachians for the first part of today's epidsode, taking a look at the long held tradition of Granny Magic. Then, Dorina leads the conversation of hers and Abby's personal accounts of when to use divination tools, which tools, and their individual approaches to the practice.

    S4 E1 - Gilgo Beach Murders and Wytchy Video Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2024 65:51


    Recorded Aug 06, 2023 Kicking off season 4, Dorina shares the horrifying (and still unfolding) case of the Gilgo Beach Murders. Abby wraps up the episode on a cozy note, sharing up and coming witchy video games, perfect for every mystical gamer. **Trigger Warning: violent serial murder, bodily mutilation, and child death

    S3 E13 - Lughnasadh and Idioms

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 58:10


    Scythes, cooling skies and autumn sighs all feature in Abby's research on the magical holiday of Lughnasadh, also known as Lammas. Learn the history, traditions, and modern day practices you can add to your calendar for this harvest day. Then, Dorina and Abby discuss their favorite idioms, including the origin, meaning, and application, and even discover a few new ones to add to their arsenal.

    S3 E12 - Haunted Jewelry and Mundane Magick

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 64:52


    Ah, the bourgeoise, long may their jewelry be cursed. In this episode, Dorina spins the tales of some angry, angry jewelry which bring their owners back luck, financial ruin, and in some cases, death. Then, Abby and Dorina discuss mundane magick, where intention meets material, and in what scenarios mundane magick shines.

    S3 E11 - Werewolves and Immortality

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2023 83:01


    Get in loser, we're talking about sexual liberation and climate change. Today, Abby dives into both current and early depictions of werewolves and how their portrayals have changed with social opinions and public thought. Then, Dorina leads a discussion on the ethics of immortality, ranging from designer babies to eating the rich and all the delicious talking points in between. Dig your fangs into this juicy episode and reach out to us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com with any thoughts, questions, or suggestions for research or discussion topics!

    S3 E10 - Ouroboros and Pop Culture Witches

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 75:19


    After a grand transcontinental move, Dorina and Abby are back virtual style with this stunner of a symbol, the Ouroboros. Dorina delves into the history, the significance, and some personal application and interpretation. Then, Abby and Dorina discuss witchcraft in pop culture, from the new trendiness to the previous depictions and interpretations of witches.

    S3 E9 - Black Forest Haunting and Love and Light

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 57:06


    You step into Colorado's black forest, tall pines on all sides. Then you hear a step press softly into the pine needles...right behind you! It's Abby and Dorina?! In this episode, they return to their hometown for a ghost story that is equal parts strange and scary. I'll try to link a few of the photos we discuss down below plus the episode of sightings! Then, Dorina and Abby discuss the more toxic aspects of new age spirituality, including gaslighting the people around you and weaponizing the positive vernacular, recounting personal stories all with a steaming cup of tea and a side of laugher, per usual. Have a suggestion for a research or discussion topic? Reach out to us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com! Mirror photo: https://scontent-den4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/1017689_549640231743740_151102220_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_q65_s320x320&_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=e007fa&_nc_ohc=FxiVA_6d6_MAX_8xoIz&_nc_ht=scontent-den4-1.xx&oh=00_AfBVEMxE0FmoxAwn3_WmY6MVpy0ukH2-lUj_WHnhdDCEIw&oe=64C090DF Fog photo: https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/700x/www.onlyinyourstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/Untitled-52.png Mistaken moon photo: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wkahvz0ZZTo/hqdefault.jpg Sightings S4 E4: https://youtu.be/RMgsBwyVoig?list=PLNgaIjpaT7Aa7-SaqHujBm_-5oGoq0fAQ

    S3 E8 Natalie Wood and Cryptids

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 48:02


    This week we're diving straight into the tragic death of actress Natalie Wood, complete with a strange premonition, a suspicious husband and ... Academy Award winner Christopher Walken?! After that, Abby and Dorina discuss different cryptids, breaking down the different schools of thought and whipping through a lightning round of yes, no and maybe cryptids style. Have an idea for a research or discussion topic? Reach out to us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com .

    S3 E7 - Runes and Leaving Catholicism

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2023 67:50


    This is your sign to add that gorgeous rune set to your Etsy cart and dive into a new form of divination! In this episode, prepare to hear a brief origin of runes, plus their use and application with the lens of modern witchcraft in mind, and then Abby and Dorina dive into their thoughts and feelings on Catholicism and Christianity as a whole after leaving the church. Have a research or discussion topic you'd like to hear us cover? Shoot us an email at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com.

    S3 E6 - Bridey Murphy and Ostara Crafts

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2023 59:00


    In this episode, Dorina talks about the mystifying reincarnation of Irishwoman, Bridey Murphy, and Abby introduces crafty ways to celebrate Ostara. *Trigger warning: this episode includes mention of accidental death and suicide. Have a topic you want us to cover? Email us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com!

    S3 E5 - Hecate and Witchy Tools

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2023 75:31


    Have you or a loved one been experiencing big changes in your day to day life? Struggling with religious trauma? Or perhaps you're feeling stuck in a role that you don't feel you necessarily fit in. Talk to your local Roman today and consider Hecate. Side effects include: overcoming challenges, personal growth, and finding space in liminality. In this episode, Abby and Dorina take a deep dive into her lore, symbols, and real world work with Hecate. Then, they discuss their magical tools and alter set ups. Have an idea for a research or discussion topic? Reach out to us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com !

    S3 E4 - Full Moons and Internet Trolls

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 62:23


    Awoooooo! Prepare yourself for a howling good time because in this episode, Dorina walks through the full moons of the year, divulging the symbology behind their seasonally inspired names and providing a brief lunar forecast. Then, Abby and Dorina vent about issues they've been experiencing on social media platforms, including the proclivity of internet trolls to incite infighting within the witchy community, the different approaches to response, and potential root issues that poison the topic at large.

    S3 E3 - Lavender Town and Magickal Objects

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2023 61:23


    In this episode, Abby introduces a Creepypasta about the Pokémon location, Lavender Town, that has some basis in reality. Dorina and Abby discuss whether or not magickal objects can be innately good, or evil. Trigger Warning: Child harm, self harm, suicide, paranormal, demons, and murder.

    S3 E2 - The Great Molasses Flood and Productivity

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2023 37:22


    In this episode, Dorina researched The Great Molasses flood of 1919, a horrifying tale of suspense and sucrose that lead to the deaths of 21 people and the destruction of a district where the sickly sweet scent still lingers as a haunting reminder. Then, Abby seeks Dorina's wisdom on the guilt of not being productive in down time, and they commiserate about our current hustle and grind culture that invades all aspects of life and leaves many individuals, themselves included from time to time, feeling like they're missing out. Got an idea for a research or discussion topic you'd like to hear us cover? Reach out at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com!

    S3 E1 - Alien Abductions and Witch Myths

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2023 48:11


    To start the new season off right, M. Night. Shamalabby gives her own twist to 3 spooky alien abduction stories-cue the x files theme! After, Dorina and Abby discuss and disparage their least favorite myths about witchcraft that not only misinform but gatekeep and even sow misplaced fear. If you or a loved one have been waiting to be "given" a tarot deck this is your sign to get out there and gift yourself one! If you have any research or discussion topics you'd like to see covered or if you'd just like to chat, please reach out to us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com!

    S2 Bloopers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2023 3:52


    Please enjoy a short reel of bloopers from our season 2 episodes! We appreciate you listening and look forward to bringing you more episodes in season 3!

    S2 E13 - Pamela Colman Smith and Horror Subgenres

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2023 59:06


    For the final episode of season two, and in honor of Black History Month, Dorina talks about the forgotten tarot artist, Pamela Colman Smith. Abby leads a game of rating horror subgenres based on how scary they are.

    S2 E12 - Internet mysteries and Artificial Intelligence

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2023 63:36


    Grab some scratch paper and don your tinfoil hats with us, friends, as the gals are delving into a decades old internet mystery with a secret cult attached, all conveniently located on https://973-eht-namuh-973.com/. This strange and creepy website devoted to puzzles and ritual magic has been the subject of speculation for years, and Abby dives into what we do know and rumors spread across anonymous message boards about paranormal consequences and occult secrets. Then, Dorina and Abby discuss the ethics and uncanniness of artificial intelligence, share their personal thoughts and feelings on whether AI should be encouraged or discouraged, and where to draw that hair-thin line. Got an episode idea? Share it with us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com!

    S2 E11 - Anthonette Cayedito and Vigilantism

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 55:47


    In this episode, Abby covers the tragic and disturbing disappearance of Anthonette Cayedito, an infamous cold case from the 80's. Then, dust off your Guy Fawkes mask and tune in as Abby and Dorina discuss the ethics of vigilantism and the dangers thereof. If you have a suggestion for the research or discussion portion of our show, we'd love to hear it! Email us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com! **trigger warning** detailed description of child abduction, mentions of sex trafficking, child sexual exploitation, rape, homicide, suicide, and serial murder.

    S2 E10 - Black Cats and Thanksgiving Thoughts

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2023 66:10


    Welcoming to the stage everybody's favorite familiar, the black cat! Dorina digs into the history of their worship, persecution, and subsequent current day popularity. Then, Abby all but denounces Thanksgiving and she and Dorina discuss the issues surrounding the holiday and their mutual love of Christmas and Yule. Please email us at twowitchesoneteapot@gmail.com if you have research or discussion topics you'd like to hear us do!

    S2 E9 - Samhain and the Crunchy to Alt-right pipeline

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 68:16


    Equipped with a Samhain sized hangover from the night's appropriately celebrated revels, Abby delves into the myths, folklore, and origin of Samhain. Then, Abby and Dorina discuss the infamous 'crunchy to alt-right pipeline' phenomena, including personal experiences, personal opinions, and as ever a side of laughter to pair with the conversation.

    S2 E8 - Vampires and witchy western medicine

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2023 60:34


    Grab your garlic necklace and hold on spider monkey, because in this episode, Dorina digs deep into the folklore and history of Vampires. Then, Abby and Dorina discuss the growing intersection between alternative spiritualism, western medicine, and holistic medicine. Please keep in mind that we're just two witchy women chatting about our personal experiences, not medical professionals! We would always recommend speaking with a professional about your mental and physical health if you have questions or concerns! Thank you, and now back to your irregularly scheduled nonsense.

    S2 E7 - Japanese ghost stories and Mercury Retrograde

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 44:37


    Close off your wells and open your closet doors, friends, because in this episode Abby reads three infamous tales of Japanese horror that will put a chill down your spine. After, Dorina walks through the treacherous territory that is Mercury Retrograde to highlight it's silver linings and detail the most common pitfalls. **Trigger warning** This episode contains the following subject matter: mild descriptions of abuse, murder, brief mention of suicide.

    S2 E6 - Lemuria and Self Care

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2023 48:32


    In this episode, Dorina introduces the legend and lure of an ancient civilization called Lemuria. Abby then leads a discussion on self care and the fine line between care and instant gratification.

    S2 E5 - The Monster of Florence Theories Explained and Appropriating Practices

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2023 68:16


    The much anticipated follow up to the previous episode, Abby delves into the two most prevalent theories surrounding the still unsolved mystery of Il Mostro di Firenze, or the Monster of Florence. Then, Dorina leads a discussion on appropriating practices and issues surrounding cultural appropriation in both mundane and magical life. **Trigger Warning** This episode contains the following subject matter: murder, suicide, rape, bodily mutilation, and sexual content.

    S2 E4 - The Monster of Florence and Dream Interpretation (18+)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 78:58


    In this episode, Abby talks about an infamous Italian serial killer known as the Monster of Florence. Dorina and Abby share their opinions on dream interpretation. **Trigger Warning** This episode contains the following subject matter: murder, suicide, rape, bodily mutilation, graphic descriptions of human anatomy, and sexual content.

    S2 E3 - DIA Conspiracies and Hexes

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 52:35


    Dorina describes the different conspiracies surrounding the Denver International Airport (DIA), and Abby addresses the moral ambiguity of hexes and curses in witchcraft.

    S2 E2 - The Matrix in Real Life and Familiars

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 54:42


    In this episode, Abby tells stories of Matrix-like experiences had by everyday people. Dorina and Abby discuss what they understand about familiars, using their own furry friends as reference.

    S2 E1 - Hollywood Horrors and True Crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2022 62:41


    To kick off their second season, Dorina talks about the horrific events that surrounded the filming of some of Hollywood's most famous movies. Abby introduces an ethical conundrum: true crime, helpful or harmful? **Trigger Warning** This episode contains the following subject matter: murder and murder/suicide, fatal and nonfatal accidents, violence, and animal attacks.

    S1 E13 - Cicada 3301 and Witchy Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2022 56:49


    In this episode, Abby introduces the very creepy, and very real, secret online puzzle called Cicada 3301. Dorina and Abby give their insights into what they wish they knew when they first started their witchcraft journeys.

    S1 E12 - Lowcountry and Divination

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2022 69:38


    In acknowledgement of Juneteenth, Dorina talks about two different Gullah legends from the Lowcountry region of the United States. Abby introduces and describes different types of divination. ** Trigger Warning** This episode contains mention of bodily fluids.

    S1 E11 - Ghost Detective and Manifestation

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2022 65:12


    Abby talks about a ghost who solved her own murder. Dorina discusses manifestation in witchcraft and pop culture. **Trigger Warning** This episode contains the following subject matter: murder, robbery, sexual assault, and nudity.

    S1 E10 - Faeries and Superstitions

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 65:19


    In this episode, Dorina talks about fairy lore and faery magick. Abby leads a discussion on superstitions.

    S1 E9 - Cybele and Haunted Objects

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 69:11


    Abby introduces the ancient goddess Cybele and her connection to modern day Christianity. The hosts discuss haunted objects and share their opinions on the monetization of haunted objects for entertainment.

    S1 E8 - Baba Yaga and E.T.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 58:22


    In this episode, Dorina introduces a folk icon amongst Witches. Abby and Dorina then discuss the existence of life not of this world, and whether or not aliens have ever visited Earth.

    S1 E7 - Conspiracy Theories and Cleansing Methods

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 55:51


    Abby introduces a cult of conspiracy that will leave you afraid... and confused. Dorina and Abby then discuss their preferred methods of cleansing their homes and themselves.

    S1 E6 - The Bell Witch and Religion

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 60:56


    In this episode, Dorina tells the haunting tale of the Bell Witch. Abby discusses witchcraft in organized religion, and the intersection of the two.

    S1 E5 - Cults and Astrology

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 66:15


    Abby tells the wild and disturbing story of the infamous cult, The Family International (A.K.A., The Children of God). Dorina and Abby then discuss their personal astrological signs, and how astrology has impacted their lives. **Trigger Warning** This episode contains the following subject matter: pedophilia, child abuse, incest, sexual abuse, suicide, and murder. Skip to the time 36:05 to bypass this content.

    S1 E4 - Murder and Clairvoyance

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 55:42


    In this episode, Dorina talks about the murder of Andre Daigle, and the person who helped solve his case, psychic-medium Rosemarie Kerr. Both hosts go one to discuss psychics, charlatans, and tarot readings. This episode features the noisy contributions of Zelda and Morris, Abby's cats.

    S1 E3 - Ostara and Lazy Witchcraft

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2022 51:13


    Abby and Dorina discuss the history and practice of Ostara, the celebration of the spring equinox, as well as provide their perspectives on the pros and cons of "lazy witchcraft".

    S1 E2 - The Devil's Sea and Ghosts

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 49:02


    Dorina tells of the spooky happenings going on at the Bermuda Triangle's cousin, the Devil's Sea, as well as briefly introduces an exiting discovery that has recently taken place off the coast of Antartica. Both hosts recount their personal experiences with ghosts as Abby asks the age old question, are Ghosts real?

    S1 E1 - ARG's and Baby Witches

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2022 59:56


    In the pilot episode of the series, Abby describes ARG's (Alternate Reality Games) and talks about two particular horrifying games that listeners can play. Dorina introduces the label of baby witch, opening a dialogue of cultural acceptance and authenticity in witch culture.

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