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A comprehensive but humorous look at the world of low grade, forgotten or just plain terrible horror movies. Serious reviews with a twist of humor thrown in. We are not here to warn you off, rather encourage you to see these at least once with friends and have a blast riffing on them. If you have se…

What the Suck


    • Jun 26, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    Season 5 Episode 3 - Killer Bigfoot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2023 28:18


    This week's movie has not one but two killers in it and they ain't both bigfoot's...but they both suck!Killer Bigfoot aka Fear the Forest (2009)Determined to uncover the truth behind the myth, a group of friends go deep inside the woods in search of the legendary Bigfoot monster.Watch it here - https://tubitv.com/movies/506382/killer-bigfootwanna watch it with us? - https://www.patreon.com/whatthesuck

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Bigfoot's Bride

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 12, 2023 38:26


    Well they say don't judge a book by its cover...also don't judge a bigfoot by the fact the movie says it on its poster. Without the midcredit sequence, this one would have been in the dumbster *yea i meant that. Bigfoots BrideBigfoot goes about his daily business of survival: killing hunters, foraging for food and building shelter - until he discovers a group of campers and finds himself in love with the beautiful Jody.Watch it here: Tubiwanna watch it with us? - https://www.patreon.com/whatthesuck

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Bigfoot at Holler Creek Canyon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2023 30:25


    Took longer that we anticipated but....we...are...BACK!! Season 5 is in effect and we start off with Bigfoot at Hollow Creek Canyon and if this first film is any indication, its gonna be a hurtful season!you can watch it here:Tubi Want to watch it along with us? check out our Patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckBigfoot at Holler Canyon Creek (2016)A group of friends embark on a camping adventure to an idyllic location in the mountains. The horror begins as, one-by-one, they become the prey of Holler Creek Canyon's newest resident. The question is- it it man or beast?

    Season 4 2022 Christmas Special - The Killing Tree aka Demonic Christmas Tree

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 32:36


    Welp its all led to this! This years Christmas special involves one of the most iconic symbols of the yule, the tree itself. Join us for a fun ride with, The Killing TreeA widow casts an ancient spell on Christmas Eve to resurrect her executed husband, but it goes wrong and he returns as an evil Christmas tree.Watch it hereTubiIntro and Outro Music:Deck the HallsWe Wish You A Merry ChristmasMetal Versions by Alexander Nakaradacheck out more of his stuff herehttps://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/19-christmas-metal

    Season 4 Episode 25 - Monsturd

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2023 43:46


    How appropriate a title and how did it take us so long to find this movie! We present the No. 2est of all movies, Monsturd!This is one big pile of shitWatch it hereYoutube 1 Youtube 2 Tubi Outro Music:Ballad of the MonsturdMusic by Kip PhillipsVocals by Lisa ReinLyrics by Dan West and Rick Popko

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    Season 4 Episode 24 - Weredeer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2022 33:43


    Yup...you read that right, Weredeer....no, this is not the Christmas special.Weredeer (2022)Max and his girlfriend, Hannah, travel to the backwoods to spend Christmas with Max's eclectic family. When Hannah gets bitten by a deer, strange things begin to occur when the winter moon is full.Watch it hereTUBI

    Season 4 Episode 23 - Milfs v. Zombies aka 4 Milfs v. Zombies

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2022 42:10


    With a title like that how can it be bad? well listen up4 Milfs v. ZombiesA group of moms celebrating ladies' night are forced to fight for their lives when their quiet town is overrun by a hungry horde of flesh-eating corpses.Watch it hereTUBI

    Season 4 2022 Thanksgiving Special - Blood Rage aka Nightmare at Shadow Woods aka Slasher

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 42:34


    That's not cranberry sauce!!!Blood Rage (also known as Nightmare at Shadow Woods and Slasher) is a 1987 American slasher film directed by John Grissmer, written by Bruce Rubin, and starring Louise Lasser, Mark Soper, and Julie Gordon. Set on Thanksgiving, the film follows a woman and her adult son who are stalked at their remote apartment community by the son's unhinged twin brother who has escaped from a psychiatric institution after allegedly killing a man in cold blood years earlier.Watch it hereTUBIYOUTUBE

    Season 4 Episode 22 - Snake Outta Compton

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 45:17


    Are you tired of those monkey fighting snakes on your Monday to Friday plane? You are!! Well, why not take a road trip to California and check out the city of Compton, birthplace of many famous rappers and absolutely no snakes, we promise!!Snake Outta ComptonA young rap group is on the verge of signing its first record deal just as a giant, mutated snake threatens the city and the group's dreams of commercial success.Watch it hereTUBIVUDU

    Season 4 Episode 21 - Navy Seals vs. Demons

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 31:41


    Do you like Navy Seal movies? Do you like demonic movies? Ever see them fight each other in the same movie? Well don't get excited cause you won't see that here! Despite what the title suggests there's more Navy Seals and less demons than there should be.Navy Seals v. DemonsThe Bible Belt becomes hell on earth when demonic forces invade a small town. It's up to Navy SEALs and a band of bikers to expel Satan's army (or his weekend security team).Watch it hereTUBIYOUTUBE

    Season 4 Episode 20 - Don't F*** In The Woods 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 59:38


    Another fun relaxing romp in the woods...or is it???Today's episode is a sequel to a movie we were pleasantly surprised by earlier this season.Don't Fuck In The Woods 2After barely surviving the night, the survivor of a vicious monster attack stumbles upon a group of counselors at a nearby summer camp, but when they learn her warnings that the creatures who attacked her before have followed her to the camp must fight the deadly creatures to get away alive.Be sure to check out our interview with the producer, Chris Gierowski, and director, Shawn Burkett, out now!DFITW 2 is available on VODhttps://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/Don-t-F-In-The-Woods-2/2119677and for purchase in Decemberhttps://www.amazon.com/Dont-F-Woods-2-Collectors/dp/B0B94TGVPWhttps://conceptmediallc.com/streaming

    Season 4 Special - Interview with Chris Gierowski and Shawn Burkett from Don't F in The Woods 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 66:01


    We are very excited to bring you this interview with Chris Gierowski, Producer, and Shawn Burkett, Director, of "Don't F In The Woods 2". We hope you enjoy it and go check out DFITW 2 on VOD now.

    Season 4 Episode 19 - Big Ass Spider

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2022 58:10


    Thats right suckster's......we're back!!! our newest episode dicusses the 2013 science fiction comedy-horror film directed by Mike Mendez. The film tells the story of a bug exterminator, who, with the help of a hospital security guard and the military, battles a giant spider that goes on a rampage in Los Angeles.check out here:on VUDUon TUBIon YOUTUBE

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    Season 4 Episode 18 - Cryptz aka Vampires in the Hood!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 43:16


    Did we already make the "this movie sucks" joke? oh well, its made again.Take a trip with us to the dusty crypt of vampires which is set up in a strip club and lures suspecting victims in with the promise of alcohol and sex. No, its not From Dusk Til Dawn, its Cryptz.Cryptz (2002)When aspiring rappers Tymez, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in disguise. Things go from bad to worse when the vampires' leader Kulada finds out that Tymez holds the key to the bloodsuckers' world domination in this urban horror film.MusicDowntown by Vodovoz Music Productionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7o7yfx-1pkWatch it herehttps://tubitv.com/movies/465851/cryptz?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feedhttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.44aa70d3-0174-5205-30fc-bbb414ed2459?autoplay=1&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb

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    Season 4 Episode 17 - Lavalantula

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 52:10


    From giant ants to giant molten spiders!! This movie serves not only as a universe builder for the Sharknado cinematic universe but also as a semi Police Academy reunion.Lavalantula Lavalantula is an American 2015 science fiction comedy horror thriller television film that takes place after a series of volcanic eruptions in Los Angeles unleashes a swarm of gigantic, lava-breathing tarantulas from which the film draws its title.Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWndN0Eyk-I

    Season 4 Episode 16 - The Z (2014)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2022 35:35


    Nope, just nopeThe ZMars Heflin and his Protection Incorporated security team are the only force standing in the way of the ancient, ravenous species known as The Z as they seek to destroy the city.Watch it herehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09BBN612J/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

    Season 4 Episode 15 - Dead Ant

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2022 56:14


    Dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant!This movie rocks!! watch it!Dead AntMembers of a metal band get a chance at a comeback when they are invited to perform at Coachella. When they become stranded in the desert, they have to fight for their lives against giant ants.Watch it herehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09NSB7652/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

    Season 4 Episode 14 - The Risen (2004)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2022 54:35


    We are back from a break and back with another crappy movie.2004's The RisenU.S. spaceship that disappeared on its descent back to Earth 44 years ago finally lands and what it's carrying is going to be hell on Earth.Directed byBrandon BethmannEric SzmyrWatch it herehttps://tubitv.com/movies/644402/the-risen

    Season 4 Episode 13 - Lurking Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2022 38:59


    Crikey!! That's not a knife!!  **We want to apologize in advance for our terrible terrible attempts at an Australian accent**This week we go back to the woods but without the fun black tar Gorn from before. Lurking Woods (2021)Six friends get together for a long-overdue holiday at a cabin. The girls have organized a fun "seek and search" game, determining which guy they end up with. Little do they all know, a mysterious, masked killer has plans of his own to pick them off one by one.Watch it here:https://www.amazon.com/Lurking-Woods-Troy-Coward/dp/B08T6MLM9MMusic by Jimmy FreeCheck out our patreonhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/64107377G'day!

    Season 4 Episode 12 - Dybbuk Box: The Story of Chris Chambers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2022 45:27


    After seeing videos of dybbuk box openings trending on Youtube, Texas resident Chris Chambers orders a dybbuk box from the dark web and opens it live on video. The results are near fatal and his condition grows progressively worse. The film is actually marketed as a documentary. The story is based on the viral challenge of opening Dybbuk boxes for views on YouTube.Watch it herehttps://tubitv.com/movies/566153/dybbuk-box-the-story-of-chris-chambers?start=true

    Season 4 Episode 11 - Countrycide

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2022 22:48


    Marshmallow smeared on a stick and a wolf muppet are the best parts of this weeks movie!CountrycideWhile on a road trip to a wedding, a young couple is forced to camp out for the night - and become prey to the wilderness, and something even more sinister.Watch it herehttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B097WDZW3K/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

    Season 4 Episode 10 - Don't Let Her In

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2022 26:57


    Too late we already did!!  This week we tackle a indie movie that takes place all in one location.  Originally filmed as two shorter segments on the Full Moon Streaming service, Don't Let Her In was re-released as one feature in 2021.Don't Let Her InWhen an attractive young couple rents out a room in their spacious loft to an eccentric, beautiful female artist, they soon live to regret it. Slowly but surely, their seductive new tenant invades their minds, their beds, the very fabric of their lives.Watch it here:https://tubitv.com/movies/621125/don-t-let-her-in

    Season 4 Episode 9 - Rise of the Chupacabras

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2022 30:06


    This one doesn't just suck goats, it plain SUCKS! That's the name of the fucking game though!  EnjoyRise of the ChupacabrasWhile investigating a college co-ed's disappearance, a detective is led to an abandoned mine, where a monster lies in wait to kill all who cross its path.Watch it here:https://tubitv.com/movies/638397/rise-of-the-chupacabras?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feedCheck out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 4 Episode 8 - Don't F*** In The Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2022 43:40


    We are back from break and ready for more shite!  First up this week is Don't F*** in the woods, a fun indie horror that isn't afraid of the female form!Don't f*** in the woods (2016)After the stress and mental anguish of finals, Alex and her girlfriend Jane trek into the woods with a few friends to rest and relax. As the group begins to unwind, something in the dark discovers the new and intoxicating scene.Watch here:https://tubitv.com/movies/457724/dont-f-in-the-woods?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feedCheck out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 4 2021 Christmas Special - The Children

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2021 54:40


    Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.https://tubitv.com/movies/417719/the-children?start=true

    Season 4 Episode 7 - A Haunting of the Park Hotel

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 42:15


    A small TV crew make their way into the most haunted hotel in the US for the last program in their web series on the paranormal. With the help of a native-American medium, they perform a ceremony that brings forth more spirits and demons than the crew bargained for.Directors Anthony PierceStarring Tom Sizemore, Kristina Anapau, Tina CascianiGenres Suspense, Horror

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Re-Elected

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 56:50


    Hail to the (zombie) Chief! This week's movie had us rolling in our chairs and screaming "4 more years, 4 more years!" Re-Elected (2020) Deep in the woods on the 4th of July, siblings Nate and Angela must face off against the zombies of American presidents, and their worst nightmare -- spending an entire evening together.

    Season 4 Episode 5 - No Exit aka Scent

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 28:08


    Inspired by The Twilight Zone and Sartre's No Exit, Scent follows the fate of two young women at the start of a zombie apocalypse.DirectorThe Existentialist

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Malignant (2021)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 78:06


    James Wan's newest horror movie leaves the WTS a divided house. What will you chose?Malignant (2021)Paralyzed by fear from shocking visions, a woman's torment worsens as she discovers her waking dreams are terrifying realities.Available in theaters and to rent

    Season 4 2021 Halloween Special - 10/31

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2021 71:45


    Better late than never! We are pulling a Simpsons move and releasing our Halloween episode in the first week of November. 10/31 is a 2017 American anthology horror film consisting of five Halloween-themed short stories directed by Justin M. Seaman, Zane Hershberger, John William Holt, Brett DeJager, and Rocky Gray, along with a wraparound story directed by Hunter Johnson. The film is executive produced by P.J. StarksYou can watch it on Tubihttps://tubitv.com/movies/554054/10-31

    Season 4 Episode 3 - Clown Motel Vacancies

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2021 41:26


    Redneck clowns run a motel, sounds like fun under the big top!When Shane has unfinished business, both personal and professional, he takes a trip with his pregnant wife Tara to a Motel on the outskirts of town. Unbeknownst to him, the motel is not what it seems.If you really want to, you can watch it on Amazon Prime or Youtube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNYmFI3DqKY&ab_channel=MillspicturesStudios

    Season 4 Episode 2 - Halloween Night (2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 74:46


    Season 4 is going strong!  This week we discuss the mockbuster from the infamous distributor The Asylum.  This one has plenty of kills and RT's!  but not much else going for it.Halloween Night 2006The film follows Chris Vale (Scot Nery), a young man who was wrongly convicted of murdering his family in 1982, and admitted into an insane asylum based largely on the fact that Chris had been found at home with the bodies by the police. After 10 years of life in the asylum, in which he has been bullied by inmates and staff alike for the incident, Chris has now quite literally turned insane and, to prove his innocence, he escapes from the asylum on October 31 to his home, which is now occupied by a new family who are holding a Halloween party. As the night draws on, Chris attempts to search the house for any clues that will testify his innocence, but in an effort to conceal himself from the partygoers and the authorities who are searching for him, begins his own killing spree that leads to a massacre far worse than the original.

    Season 4 Episode 1 - Kaatskill Kannibals

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2021 67:32


    We begin season 4 with the story of the most boring cannibals in the history of cannibals! As well as a new rating system, tune in to find out more!Kaatskill Kannibals 1664, The Huguenots of New Paltz in centuries of cannibalism to survive the wilds of North America. Exorcism and destruction of the depraved cult by Catholic priests armed with guns, bombs, destroys hideous lair of the Huguenot Cannibals.It can be watched on Amazon Primehttps://www.amazon.com/Kaatskill-Kannibals-Joe-Jones/dp/B0992VR9VS

    Season 3 Finale - Call Girl of Cthulhu

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 49:18


    This is it folks! the finale of season 3 and we go out with a helluva good time! we hope you enjoy the finale and we look forward to starting season 4 soon. Be sure to check out our Patreon for exclusive content during the break.See ya soon sucksters!Call Girl of Cthulhu is a 2014 independently made horror film from Midnight Crew Studios that was directed by Chris LaMartina and stars David Phillip Carollo, Melissa O'Brien, and Nicolette le Faye.An artist falls in love with a woman who ends up being the chosen bride of Cthulhu. The film is very loosely based on the writings of H. P. Lovecraft.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 17 - Bush Bash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2021 29:39


    Crickey Mate, what a stinker!!!what we hoped had promise, quickly turned bad. Leaving us wishing a crocodile would show up to put us out of our misery!Bush Bash (2020)Bush Bash combines elements of comedy, horror, mockumentary and literal sheer insanity to create Australia's wildest ever indie film. It's a series of thrills and spills as an unprepared, untrained cast and crew set out to create an independent film that will never be remembered, unless it's for a combination of sheer incompetence and hilarious brilliance.Evil lurks deep in the Australian jungle as a B-grade horror project wraps up it's chaotic production.You will meet buxom actresses, hard as nails Wildmen, scientists, registered weapons, tripping' hippies, GI Joe type fellas, a total bunch of deros and so much more. There is also a quail.Set against the backdrop of the ancient Daintree Rainforest in Far North Queensland, Australia, Bush Bash introduces some of the funniest, wackiest and most ridiculous characters that the Great Southern Land can possibly produce.This film has been proudly independently financed, produced and created by a die hard, rag tag team of absolute bloody champions. The film is a direct reaction against a safe, sterile and boring industry so as a result is colourful, risky and wild, containing plenty of improvisation and moments of magic and madness. The cast and crew are a bunch of absolute champions who are categorically NOT HERE TO FUCK SPIDERS.Watch it here:https://www.amazon.com/Bush-Bash-Damian-Duffy/dp/B092PDZ1CHWant an ad-free version of the podcast?Support this show: https://www.patreon.com/stateoffearMerch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 16 - Nicole

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2021 29:58


    Nicole, an enigmatic woman, goes on a date with a guy who will go to any lengths to sleep with her. Consequently, things fall out of place in a way that might end up exposing the craziest aspect of her personality.Watch it here:https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B08CYB921D/ref=atv_dp_shWant an ad-free version of the podcast?Support this show: https://www.patreon.com/stateoffearMerch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 15 - Kingdom Come

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 43:58


    Kingdom Come is a 2014 movie about a group of strangers who wake up in what appears to be an abandoned building, unable to remember how they got there, find themselves haunted by strange visions and are forced to face all the wrongs they have done in their lives.Genre: HorrorOriginal Language: EnglishDirector: Greg A. SagerProducer: Gary Elmer, Greg A. Sager, Robbin McDonnellWriter: Geoff Hart, Greg A. Sager, A. Jaye WilliamsRelease Date (Streaming): Mar 25, 2017Runtime: 1h 37mSTARRING:Ry BarrettCamille Hollett-FrenchWilliam FoleyJason MartorinoSoroush SaeidiKatie UhlmannJo Jo KarumeChelsey MarieEllie O'Brien

    Season 3 Easter Special 2021 - Bunnyman Massacre

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2021 49:08


    We are beginning to love our holiday specials! Bunnyman Massacre is the sequel to the 2011 film Bunnyman. This movie provided a great amount of fun and kills!Bunnyman Massacre (2014)Bodies pile up as Bunnyman indiscriminately slaughters anything that crosses his path in a mutually beneficial relationship that gives Joe plenty of beef jerky to sell in his local store. nobunny is safe!Want an ad-free version of the podcast?Support this show: https://www.patreon.com/stateoffearMerch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcasMusichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Os8msT6Hk&t=2206s&ab_channel=DGtv-DaemonGamingTV-SynthwaveMusic

    Season 3 Episode 14 - Vampire in Brooklyn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2021 81:01


    We celebrate the release of Coming 2 American by reviewing Eddie Murphy's only role as a villain, Vampire in Brooklyn. After having 2 flops in a row with The Distinguished Gentleman and Beverly Hills Cop III, Murphy decided to take a personal approach with this movie and, along with his brother Charlie, co-wrote the story. With Wes Craven at the helm what could go wrong? Well......a lot, this one had James and I split on our takes, listen in to find out how!Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)A ship docks in Brooklyn with all its crew dead, but someone gets off and the killing continues on land. A Caribbean vampire is searching for a specific woman, half-human half-vampire. Rita is the detective investigating the many killings.Want an ad-free version of the podcast?Support this show: https://www.patreon.com/stateoffearMerch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 13 - Terror Trap

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2021 44:44


    This week we get trapped in a crapfest worth of What The Suck?!. Basically, a ripoff of 2018's Vacancy, s a 2010 American horror film. It was written and directed by Dan Garcia who pleaded guilty in 2013 to a Motion Picture Tax Scam after orchestrating a scheme to defraud the State of Louisiana’s Motion Picture Industry Development Tax Credit Program.Stranded in a small town, a couple faces a night of terror at the hands of a crooked sheriff (Jeff Fahey) and a motel owner (Michael Madsen).Want an ad-free version of the podcast?Support this show: https://www.patreon.com/stateoffearMerch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 12 - Teenage Space Vampires

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2021 38:09


    This week we tackle our only PG rated movie this season. We thought it would be awesome since it was distributed by Full Moon Pictures but boy were we wrong. More akin to an extended episode of Goosebumps or Are You Afraid Of The Dark? than an actual horror movie, it has some charm but not enough to be under the Full Moon title.Teenage Space Vampires (1999)Bill, a high school student and avid horror movie fan, witnesses a UFO flying over his town. When the ship lands the next day, Bill and a team from SETI discover that the alien is a strange vampire creature who wants to cast the Earth into darkness so that he and his people can colonize it for themselves. Will Bill and the others be able to keep the Sun shining?Want an ad-free version of the podcast?Support this show: https://www.patreon.com/stateoffearMerch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 11 - Dead Tone

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 60:19


    Hello? can you hear me now?No, cause you're dead!We pick up the line for this week's movie, Dead Tone, and discuss whether it's worth your cell phone minutes.Dead ToneFinals at the prestigious University of Dreyskill are finally over and it's time to party. "The Crew", as they are known by their peers and dorm mates, are invited to a rich classmate's hideaway mansion high up in the hills of Colorado. What was supposed to be a weekend of fun and relaxation quickly becomes a trip they will never forget if they survive. A simple game of prank scare phone calls becomes an intense game of survival and escape when one of the Crew members accidentally calls the wrong person.Want an ad free version of the podcast?Support this show: https://www.patreon.com/stateoffearMerch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 10 - Outpost 2 Black Sun

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 52:30


    and we are back! this week we watch and try to make sense of Outpost 2 aka Outpost Black Sun. Do we enjoy it? Is it good? Do we stay awake through the whole movie? Tune in to find out!Outpost Black SunA NATO task force tracks a Nazi war criminal and stumbles upon an army of walking dead Nazi soldiers killing their way across Europe.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Christmas Special 2020 - Slay Belles

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 33:16


    Today's movie bring some real holiday joy in the form of some sexy coal! we watch the 2005 really horrible but somehow really enjoyable Slay Belles. Join us on this slay ride of blood, boobs, and bigfoot Krampus!Slay Belles:Santa Claus helps three cosplaying girls after they accidentally unleash Krampus. Together, they have to stop the monster before he can continue his killing spree.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Thanksgiving Special 2020 - Thankskilling

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2020 46:08


    Gobble Gobble Motherf***er!! We pull up a chair and get our forks ready for a wonderful helping of one of the best worst movies we've seen yet, Thankskilling!ThankskillingA homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 9 - Dead Mary

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2020 28:01


    This week we watch the 2007 cabin horror film, Dead Mary, starring Dominque Swain. Interesting fact, The original screenplay was entitled Bloody Mary. The title was cleared in every territory except Japan, where the name Bloody Mary is copyrighted, and it was suggested that the title be changed to Dead Mary for release in that country alone. When the film's producers discovered that another film, also called Bloody Mary, was being readied for release around the same time, it was decided that the film's title be officially changed to Dead Mary in order to avoid confusion. This spawned an inside joke in the finished film when the better-known game Bloody Mary is dismissed as being "the lame version" of Dead Mary.Dead MaryA group of friends enjoying a weekend in the woods play a game of "Dead Mary" and summon an evil witch who begins possessing them one by one.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 8 - George Romero's Deadtime Stories

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2020 50:02


    This week we look at another Romero film, but one he only presents and does not direct nor did he write. We kind of wished he did though as it might have been a little better.George A. Romero Presents: Deadtime Stories Vol. 1An anthology of horror tales depicts a woman searching for her husband in the jungles of South America, a man finding a jade box on a beach that holds something sinister, and a doctor finding -- during a house call -- a boy with a mysterious illness.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Halloween Special 2020 - Devil's Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2020 27:02


    We are sorry to bring this episode to you, we wish we didn't have too but its important to us to get this message out there.P.S. that demon on the cover NEVER makes an appears in the movieOn the night before Halloween, four high school friends choose to bail on the big costume party in favor of some holiday vandalizing, a choice with dire consequences.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 7 - Skinwalkers

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2020 52:53


    Sink your teeth into this week's episode, Skinwalkers! Co-written by James Roday (Psych), Skinwalkers is a 2006 horror-action film. In a small town populated by lycanthropes, a woman (Rhona Mitra) and her son (Matthew Knight) prepare for the boy's 13th birthday. However, two groups of werewolves know that the red moon is fast approaching, and the child's true power will soon come to fruition. One pack believes that the child will lead the race into the future, but the other decides to destroy him.We still have our October review giveaway going on, send your reviews to whatthesuckpodcast@gmail.com for a chance to win this months prize pack:NECA Sam from Trick or Treat figureThermal Pennywise coffee mugplus you will be entered to win:A copy of every movie we watch during season 3 (winner selected at the end of the season)Listen for more details!Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 6 - House of the Dead

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2020 50:01


    We watch one of the worst video game adaptations of all time. Join us as we discuss all the flipping, kung fu, high jumping zombies one move can toss out!House of the DeadHouse of the Dead is a 2003 action horror film, and an adaptation of the 1996 light gun arcade game of the same name produced by Sega. An international co-production of Canada, Germany, and the United States, the film is directed by Uwe Boll and stars Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer, Ellie Cornell, and Jürgen Prochnow. It received mostly negative reviews.Find us at Forthhand.com/what-the-suckDon't forget our October giveaway!Submit reviews on your favorite app and email it to us for an entry into one of the following:Sam figure from Trick Or Treat and Thermal Pennywise Coffee Cup! plus you will be entered to win:A copy of every movie we watch during season 3 (winner selected at the end of the season)Listen for more details!Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

    Season 3 Episode 5 - The Summoning (2017)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020 34:02


    The Summoning is a 2017 horror film inspired by true events that occurred in the Sugar Land, TX area. The film centers around law student Rachel Iverson, who, while working on a century-old murder case for a class assignment, discovers more than what she expected when spirits from the past begin to visit her and lead her toward a truth that will place her own life in danger.Check out our Patreon and merch shopshttps://www.patreon.com/whatthesuckhttps://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/12939241-what-the-suck-podcas

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