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Junk Food Dinner
JFD536: The Unnamable, Quatermass and the Pit, The Curse

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2020


  We're joined by Zach from Are You Morbid? to discuss all things Lovecraft this week! First up, preppy college kids from Miskatonic explore a spooky house that may be the home of something indescribably scary in "The Unnamable." Next, subway workers unearth a strange burial site that may be early humans or maybe aliens in "Quatermass and the Pit." Finally, Wil Wheaton's farm gets hit by a meteor that unleashes very little color, but it does make a lot of bugs appear in "The Curse." All this plus drive-in chat, extreme lovecraft deep dives, wishes coming true, feral cat chat, nerd news, dvds, junk mails and so much more. Direct Donloyd

Junk Food Dinner
JFD530: Outland, Portrait in Crystal, Suburbia (1983)

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2020


We're back with three more flicks picked by our Patreon buddies! First up, Sean Connery is a rocketman living near Jupiter. When mysterious deaths break out at the mining colony, 007 has to solve the case in "Outland." Next, blood turns a statue into a living creature ... or something ... in the Shaw Brothers' "Portrait in Crystal." Finally, LA punks deal with boomer rednecks, reasonable cops and a society that doesn't care about them in "Suburbia." All this, plus wet ass pussy, nerd news, the fallen one, junk mails and so much more! Direct Donloyd

Junk Food Dinner
JFD524: 200 Motels, Purple Rain, La Bamba

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2020


Its a rock n' roll party this week as we're joined by the funk wizard himself, Cory from IllCon, to discuss three seminal rock and roll flicks. First, Frank Zappa and his merry men of invention go on tour and try to score with checks and get paid in the process in "200 Motels." Next, Prince is a genius musician but will his terrible family life, self-sabotaging and merciless narcissism get in the way of stardom? It's "Purple Rain." Finally, a drunk ex-con tries to raise a family while following his dreams of becoming a cartoonist. Also Ritchie Valens shows up for a cameo in "La Bamba." All this plus Nerd News, boob scales, Spock Summer?, Funk, Oingo Boingo Chat, Clone High spoilers, Ghoul Summer hiatus? DVDs and so much more!

Junk Food Dinner
JFD MegaJunkMail 2020

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2020


Oh, no! A 32-hour podcast?? How is this even possible? WHY is this even possible? Even moreso than ever before, this is exactly what nobody ever asked for! So, it's come to this: a mid-week celebration of our Junk Food Junkies in the only sort of format that at least one of seems capable of producing: an over-long, rambling project cobbled together from tiny bits of history. That's right: carefully curated for you (and only you) to listen to: every single junkmail left for the show (several unaired) for the past ten years, carefully set to the beat of some of your favorite tunes. Sit back in your lawn chair, open up a Diet Pepsi, and crank up the volume of your favorite podcast listeners in those earphones until the neighbor's quarantine-breaking pool-party is nearly inaudible. Or just delete this weird audio artifact forever and never listen to it! Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll open the phone lines for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Junk Food Dinner
JFD515: The Big Doll House / Hot Dog / Allan Quatermain & the Lost City of Gold

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2020


We're back with three movies to help you social distance. First, Pam Grier and Sid Haig star in the Jack Hill women-in-prison flick, "The Big Doll House." Next, it's sexy silliness on the slopes in "Hot Dog: The Movie." Finally, an Indiana Jones-esque adventurer searches for legendary treasure in the Cannon flick "Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold." All this plus existential dread, the professor, nerd news, Mr. Brian, junkmails, Scooby chat, juggalo chat, Weezer, an updated sex crimes tally and so much more! Direct Donloyd here.

Junk Food Dinner
JFD Megamix 2020

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020


With quarantine season kicking into high gear around the globe, you're gonna need the perfect mixtape to liven up all your sparsely attended late nite parties you got planned. And what better way to get the vibes adjusted than to jam out with the latest JFD Megamix (2020)? So, it's come to this: a specifically formulated blend of Junk Food Dinner music, trailers, phone calls, and the sounds of several screeching ducks for you to drop your bean to. Think of it as a 12-hour long episode of JFD without any discussion of movies. It's exactly what nobody ever asked for! Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll give you a ride for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

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The Junk Food Dinner 10th Anniversary Junktacular!

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2020


Hey, Junkies! It's been 10 years of sliced thumbs and we're here to celebrate with you, here at the end of all things! We won't be discussing any movies tonight. Well, not in the normal way. We kick off the show by chatting about every movie, TV show and strange wrestling clip we've been watching while in quarantine. Then we play some bizarre time traveling Junk Mails. Then, as is tradition, we each run down our Top 5 and Bottom 5 JFD movies of the year. Prepare for takes so hot, they'll give you a fever! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll schedule a root canal for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

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JFD503: Day the World Ended, Damnation Alley, 2020 Texas Gladiators

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020


Sci-Fi-Ebruary continues, though the world ends! It's apocalypse week on JFD as we take a look at three movies that depict the end of the world. First, a group of random survivors seek to re-start civilization if the monsters leave them alone long enough in Roger Corman's "Day the World Ended." Next, a ragtag group drive a superheroic tank across a barren and irradiated post-WWIII America in "Damnation Alley." Finally, a fascist group wants control of a post-apocalyptic Texas that's full of violence and punks in Joe D'Amato's "2020 Texas Gladiators." All this plus Nerd News, new bumpers, DVDs, Raimi Chat, Sweetman, junkmails, and so much more! Direct Donloyd. Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll fly to polish outerspace for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Junk Food Dinner
Junk Food Dinner: Episode Five Hundred

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2020


We're back, Junkies! It's episode five goddamn hundred. Can you even believe it? Most of you weren't even born yet when we started the show! We're not watching any movies this week, just partying with some friends. We're joined by Mike Dikk, Shelby Cobras and Hatless Jackson Stewart! We play songs and listen to voicemails from the friendliest junkies! Then, we read our lists of Top 5 movies of 2019! Direct Donloyd

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JFD494: Night Tide, Tales of the 3rd Dimension, The Head Hunter

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019


Welcome back, kiddies! We have three tales of madness, obsession and grandmothers this week! First, Dennis Hopper is a sailor who meets a woman who may or may not be a killer -- and she may or may not be a mermaid! It's Curtis Harrington's "Night Tide" from 1961. Next, a Rod Serling skeleton introduces three "chilling" tales -- and they're all in three dimensions! It's "Tales of the Third Dimension" from 1984! Finally, a medieval viking type guy devotes his life to revenge on the monster that killed his daughter in "The Head Hunter" from 2019 directed by Jordan Downey of "Thankskilling." All this plus Warhammer shaming, DVDs, Nerd News, the evil is defeated, junk mails, Kyle from Kentucky, a new spin-off show?, Spookies is finally on blu ray and so much more! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll carve a turkey of your choice for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Junk Food Dinner
JFD491: Junkman, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Team America: World Police

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019


Junk Food Dinner! Fuck yeah! We're back with three wacky and exciting Patreon-friend-picked movies this week! First, a film maker is chased by assassins ... and that's pretty much it in "The Junkman." Next, a documentary crew follows a small-town beauty pageant that may end in murder in "Drop Dead Gorgeous." Finally, a group of dicks have to fuck a bunch of assholes -- that is if the pussies will let them in "Team America: World Police." All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Shelby Cobras updates, Parker's mic is a little hot, Dr. Sleep chat, Godzilla chat, Invisible Mens and so much more! Direct Donloyd here. Remember, if you want to pick our movies (or listen to dozens of bonus episodes) then you can find us at Patreon.com/junkfooddinner.

Junk Food Dinner
JFD488: Frankenweenie (1984), the Resurrection of Michael Myers 2, Mockingbird Lane

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2019


We're back with three more spooky Halloween short films! First, Tim Burton's tale of a young Frankenstein who loses his dog ... and brings him back from the dead. It's "Frankenweenie" from 1984! Next, a Swedish fan film sees a fun Halloween party get crashed by three slashers and a zombie in "The Resurrection of Michael Myers Part 2." Finally, we keep the Munster train a'rollin' with this reboot from the early 2010s that stars Jerry O'Connell and Eddie Izzard: Mockingbird Lane! All this plus Halloween chat, Candy corn chat, dom deluise callers, LA movie marathons, Vincent Price chat, nerd news, dvds, junk mail and so much more! Direct Donloyd Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll steal the Leprechaun's gold for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Junk Food Dinner
JFD485: Munster, Go Home!, The Munsters' Revenge, Here Come the Munsters

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2019


Schlocktober is finally here and we're spending time with America's favorite family with a Frankenstein patriarch. It's Munster Week. First, the Munsters hit the big screen after leaving TV in "Munster, Go Home!" from 1966. Herman gets weird that an English relative died, so the family heads to the UK to collect. Next, the gang returns in a 1981 Halloween special. In this one, Herman and Grandpa are framed for a crime by evil robot versions of themselves. And Sid Caesar shows up. Finally, it's a total reboot! The Munsters are recast and coming to America! An evil politician wants the Munsters (and all other immigrants deported). It's "Here Come the Munsters." All this plus surfing chat, DVDs, Nerd News, Junk Mails, and in-depth talk about Dom Deluise status and so much more! Direct Donloyd

Junk Food Dinner
JFD482: Soul Tangler, Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan, The Jerky Boys

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2019


We're back with another round of movies picked by our Patreon Friends. First, an evil Herbert West-like doctor finds a way to detach one's soul and put it into a corpse in 1987's "Soul Tangler." Next, everyone's favorite hockey mask-wearing slasher goes on a cruise to New York in "Friday the 13th 8: Jason Takes Manhattan" from 1989. Finally, we've got lamby nipple chops as two losers from Queens get themselves involved with the mob after a crank phone call in "The Jerky Boys." All this plus DVDs, Nerd News, Junk Mails, Sweetman Chat, Chaki, Tom from Adelaide, Disney Land Chat, Does It: Chapter 2 sucks?, Evil Bong Chat and so much more! Direct Donloyd Maybe it's not too late for you to hustle on over to Hide the Bodies and pick up a new Ghoul Summer T-shirt, huh? Or go check out our Patreon and then you can pick the movies.

Junk Food Dinner
JFD479: Angela, the Fireworks Woman, Schramm, Funny Games (2007)

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2019


It's the grossest time of the year and we've got three movies of variable ghoulishness and perhaps the most divisive Ghoul Summer -- or JFD -- movie of all time. First, after "Last House," Wes Craven stars in and (probably) directed this porn flick about an incestuous brother/sister duo, the drugs they enjoy, the priesthood and Satan in "Angela, the Fireworks Woman." Next, from the director of "Nekromantic" comes an equally edgy tale of a German serial killer's death dream, mutilated genitals, bloody underpants and so much more in "Schramm." Finally, Oscar-winning director Michael Heneke's remake of his own film: Funny Games. In this 2007 version, two nice young boys play humorous and violent games with a privileged family for their own -- but mostly the audience's -- amusement. All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, Junk Mails, Tom Cruise Apologies, Cookie Chat, Are Crybabies also Warheads?, Playing the tape back, did Justin threaten us? And so much more! Direct Donloyd Also, go to Hide the Bodies and snag the new 2019 Ghoul Summer T-shirt! We guarantee it!

Junk Food Dinner
JFD476: Multiple Maniacs, Wake in Fright, Con Air

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019


We're back with three flicks from our Patreon Buddies! First, John Waters, Divine and the whole crew get sleazy and weird. Divine plays a freakshow performer with a violent streak in "Multiple Maniacs." Next, directed by the guy who brought us "Rambo" and "Weekend at Bernie's," comes "Wake in Fright" -- an Ozploitation classic about a teacher who devolves into a debaucherous creep while on Christmas break. Finally, Nick Cage plays a guy with some kind of accent in "Con Air." You know this movie. A bunch of actors you like are shirtless on a plane. All this plus news about the new Ghoul Summer shirt, apologies, threats, DVDs, Nerd News, Junk Mails, Rutger Hauer chat, a talking goat, Sweetman and so much more! Direct Donloyd

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JFD473: Blood and Black Lace, The Bird with the Crystal Plumage, Nothing Underneath

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2019


It's July-O this week, Junkies! We're joined by Derrick from Astro Radio Z, All the Gimmicks and the Podcast at Orgy Castle to discuss three Giallo movies so put on your mask, gloves and grab a bladed weapon! First, a fashion salon becomes the scene of a massacre in Mario Bava's "Blood and Black Lace." Next, an American writer witnesses an attempted murder and becomes obsessed with the case in Dario Argento's "The Bird with the Crystal Plumage." Finally, a park ranger sees his fashion model twin get killed in a psychic vision in "Nothing Underneath." All this plus Nerd News, surrealist bullshit, the perverts, leaving money on the table, baseball chat, DVDs, earthquake chat, Dario Sargento and so much more! Direct Donloyd. Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll call yer mother a Toyota for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise. This week's episode edited outdoors in the bright summertime sunshine!

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JFD470: Hansel & Gretel, The Making of Thriller, The Great Space Jam

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2019


We're back with a round of weird ass short films this week. First, we delve into a Tim Burton deep cut with one of his first films, "Hansel & Gretel" which was shown once or maybe twice on the Disney Channel and never screened for human eyes ever again. In it, Hansel and Gretel are Japanese and run afoul of a witch. Next, a behind the scenes look at a defining moment of the '80s -- "The Making of Michael Jackson's Thriller." In this, the King of Pop and the director of "The Stupids" make a scary commercial for the biggest album of all time. Finally, an evil space queen looks to take over Earth so she can have an outdated URL in "The Great Space Jam." This wacky movie was made in 48 hours by the RedLetterMedia dudes. All this, plus Fruit Chat, DVDs, Nerd News, Milkshake Chat, Nice voicemails, Straw Chat, other types of chat and so much more chat! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll give you some sugar for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

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JFD467: River's Edge, My Demon Lover, Double Dragon

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2019


We're back a round of Patreon Picks. We can always count on the patreons to pick the good shit. First, Crispin Glover, Keanu Reeves and other metalheads deal with the fact that their friend killed a girl. It's part "Stand by Me" part "Twin Peaks" and all bleak in "River's Edge." Next, a nice New York girl meets a homeless guy but there's one problem. Well, he's homeless, so I guess there's two problems. He's also a monster in "My Demon Lover." Finally, based on the NES game (sort of, I guess), Bimmy and Jimmy take on the T-1000 for the fate of New Angeles in "Double Dragon." All this plus "Brightburn" chat, "Akira" chat, Taika Waititi chat, voicemail, DVDs, Nerd News, A Vigilante and more! Direct Donloyd If you want to pick the movies, join us over at Patreon.

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JFD464: Stranglemania, Big Money Hustlas, Big Money Rustlas

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019


Whoop Whoop, Juggalos! It's finally Violent May and we're joined by Mike from VRTL Pros and Border Boss to talk about three Insane Clown Posse movies! First, Shaggy and Jay provide commentary over a bootlegged tape of Japanese hardcore ghoul wrestling in "Stranglemania." Next, The insane clowns star in their own blaxploitation movie, co-starring Mick Foley, Rudy Ray Moore and the Jerky Boys, in "Big Money Hustlas." Finally, the wicked clowns prove they never die in the western homage "Big Money Hustlas" co-starring Jason Mewes and Ron Jeremy. All this, plus brand new Insane Kevin Posse tracks, ICP memories, Juggalo Origins, no nerd news, no DVDs, no junk mails, mmfjfdl! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll spread bodily fluids on Jesus for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

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JFD455: Gun Crazy, In a Lonely Place, Across 110th Street

Junk Food Dinner

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2019


Grab a pack of Lucky Strikes and a stiff drink. It's Noir Week -- Niorch Week, to be exact. First, two gun-obsessed lovers go on a crime spree after meeting at the circus -- as you do -- in "Gun Crazy" from 1950. Next, Humphrey Bogart is a angry, jaded writer who's accused of murder and only the love of a brassy dame can fix him. Or can it? "In a Lonely Place" from 1950. Finally, a Harlem robbery leads to a falling house of cards and a bunch of racism-filled murder sprees in "Across 110th Street" from 1972. All this plus Nerd News, Voice Mails, DVDs, will Parker boycott Captain Marvel? How sleepy is Kevin exactly? And who among us is guilty of Freado picking? Direct Donloyd. Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll see the first 16 Brains for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

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JFD452: Phase IV, Another Earth, Save the Green Planet

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Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019


Sci-Fi-Ebruary rolls along in this, and every, dimension with three flicks chosen by our buddies on Patreon. First, due to some cosmic bullshit, ants get really, really smart and the only thing stopping them from taking over the world is some British dude and some other dude in 1974's "Phase IV," directed by Saul Bass. Next, Brit Marling stars as would-be future scientist who's life is derailed during a drunk driving accident. To make matters worse, a whole new planet has suddenly emerged in 2011's "Another Earth." Finally, a mentally ill man kidnaps a businessman he thinks is actually an alien mastermind in the South Korean flick, "Save the Green Planet" from 2003. All this plus Nerd News, DVDs, a sweet Sweetman song, Karaszewski sightings, Sleepy Moss, other voicemails, a JFD roadtrip, the Insane Kevin Posse and so so so much more! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We become unwitting superheroes via your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!