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With everything going downright batshit insane this year, we need Halloween now more than ever. Thankfully, we've all (mostly) survived long enough to enjoy at least one more round of dumb movies about Halloween parties, yeti wolfsmen, and pot-smoking goblins, and nothing is gonna stop us from doing just that. So, mash along with us and the monsters this week, if you please. It's the only podcast guaranteed to taste exactly like pumpkin pie, with half the calories! Up first! Y'all remember that Trick or Treats (1982) movie? No, not the one with that cute little burlap-sack-faced guy Sam. Not, not the one with that cute little burlap-sack-faced guy Ozzy. This is the one with that Rock and Roll Vampire in it! (no, not Ozzy). Anyhow, I guess you probably don't remember it. We didn't either. But it's got Peter Jason in drag doing battle with a proto-HomeAlone-style prankster child and his babysitter on Halloween night. And a bevy of character actors you'll love! So hear us chat about it. Next up! If you're an old, and you loved Halloween so much in 1985 that you tuned into ABC on November 1st hoping for the spookytime parties to continue, you must've been thrilled to see The Midnight Hour airing for your own, personal enjoyment. And if not, you'll love hearing us chat about this bizarre little movie (from Jack "Child's Play 3" Bender) in which all of the ghouls/goblins/yetismens of the afterlife invade the nowlife in a smalltown. With The Smiths on the soundtrack?!?!Finally! It's a third movie! With goblins, a weed wolf, and semi-famous partygoer cameos! Of course, we're talking about the Goblin-themed Full Moon Halloween classic Weedjies: Halloweed Night (2019). It's a movie where some goblins or something fuck up a party, with marijuana. Come for the dank-ass goblins, stick around for the part where Kevin Moss says "lit A.F." and "totes fun" in his review!All this plus Kevin's sinister cinema sins & drive-in insanities, a dissection of Joe Bob Brigg's natural cut-points, no fake bats, shillin' for Shudders, too many beds, what kinda Halloween donuts y'all eatin' in there?, Boratio Sanz, an exciting new breed of Goblins is discussed at length, Paul McCartney's extensive musical catalogue holdings, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll be bobbin' for goblins for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

Ever feel like ya wanna escape the walking hellscape we currently inhabit in modern times in the western world, but it's still Schlocktober and ya gotta get Halloween-y? Good news, beleaguered Junk Food Junkies! You can take a trip with us to a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away: East Asia, circa 1980 through 2001! It's our SPOOKY ASIA theme show! First up, we follow up the fun we had way back when with Mr. Vampire (1985) by digging even deeper into the Chinese Hopping Vampire well by watching the trend-setting early Hong Kong horror/comedy, Encounters of the Spooky Kind (aka Spooky Encounters), from 1980! Everybody's favorite, fattest dragon, Sammo Hung wages war against hopping vampires and marital infidelities in this prototypical Jiangshi flick, but what's the the situation with the optically printed special effects? Are they plentiful?Next up! Y'all remember taking vacations, and what that was like? Well, hopefully none of your vacations involved getting on the bad side of an evil wizard from Thailand, or else your life might resemble the plot of The Eternal Evil of Asia, from 1995! Your first indication might be that your head has turned into a penis, as is common with these sort of enchantments. However, will ONE of your charming hosts decide this film is TOO PROBLEMATIC for 2020?! Maybe/sorta. It was a different time/continent.Finally! It's a third movie! But is it a half-Freado?! Just exactly how much spookiness and how much Asia is there to be seen in the well-regarded J-Horror flick from way back 'round the turn of the century, if most of it is just people talking about the internet or looking at muddy pixels? Will one of us call this movie 'Lynchian?' All these questions answered and more, this week only, in our exclusive and 100% free-to-donloyd review of Pulse (aka Kairo, from 2001)!All this plus suntory whiskey, the first cinematic universe in cinema history, is moleman a pejorative?, 遇见甲虫, the profundity of mashed potatoes, disneymongering, alien parties versus familytime, the last cinematic year in cinematic history?, topsy turvy top ten tabulation, wizard sleeves a-gogo, overlong international excursions into the general area of musicality, do they even shoot pictures anymore?, all of the promised Garfield/CAT-III jokes landed on the cutting room floor, safety tips from the scary police, 'wow', the time Sammo Hung fought David Arquette in Parker Bowman's living room in the future, some special Halloween sacks and scraps of cloth, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll tape down our wizard sleeves for your love and support. With picks like these, you GOTTA #DonloydNow and listen in!

What's even spookier than your favorite podcast reviewing three Halloween-y short films to celebrate two months of Schlocktober? Well, what if we told you one of them might be a 'Freado Pick'?! The only way to be sure (and to be safe), is to #DonloydNow and listen in! First up, take a trip down memory lane, if you happen to be a Halloween-obsessed Canadian grampa, with 1978's Witch's Night Out. This bizarrely-animated holiday TV special concerns some trick or treaters from the Great White North with subpar costuming choices and a flair for monochrome biology. Starring the vocal talents of Gilda Radner and Catherine O'Hara! Watch the whole thing here, for free!Next up! Y'all got any psychobilly friends? They might've already hipped you to 2007's Cannibal Flesh Riot, a low-budget backyardish production from visual artist Gris Grimly in which he gets to pay loving homage to the classic cinematic achievements of the early Universal Horror pioneers, and also tentacle rape. Watch a short clip here, also for free!Finally! It's a third short, although it's one of those shorts that has inspired several multiple-hours-long thesis statement videos, deconstructing it frame by frame, as all good cinema is intended to be experienced. We're talking about, of course, This House Has People In It (2016), from the hot 'n spicy young director Alan Resnick. Watch all them people in that house right here, also for free!All this plus to live and die in california, do kids still hackey their sacks?, Kevin Moss is nothing if not a sucker for theming, Frankensteins at Lowe's, two million disc lovers can't be wrong, Parker's Perfect Postman, pose me up Scotty, Halloween safety bags, Tremors is hardly hard sci-fi, showtime faces, Slash Fact or Slash Fiction?, Kevin gets stuck in the floor, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll shamelessly steal camera angles from Sam Raimi for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Slap on your swim trunks, grab your favorite gum, and get ready to celebrate Summah with Howard Kremer and your Junk Food Dinner pals! We're talking Austin Stories and more with Dragon Boy Suede himself, and then we'll review a couple short films, too! First up, it's the aforementioned Austin Stories, from 1997! Three young comics (Howard Kremer, Chip Pope, and Laura House) wrote and starred in this Texas-set take on Seinfeld meets Slacker, which aired twelve episodes on MTV. Howard chats with us about making the show, playing Asteroids with Richard Linklater, and the prospect of performing stand-up for cars instead of people. It's a wild one! If you like what you hear, buy the show on DVD here!Next up! Sure, you love seeing monsters on screen, but have you ever tried to cast one? If so, you've probably called The United Monster Talent Agency, the premiere source for your monster casting needs (and also the name of a short film, directed by famed special effects creator Greg Nicotero, that we reviewed on the show). It's real short and real fun, and it's got those classic Universal monsters, so why not check it out here? Finally! It's an Oscar-nominated, heart-wrenchingly emotional Pixar short about old-timey, old-westy cowboys. It's the one with the blammo. Borrowed Time (2015) is guaranteed to get your eyeballs damp, and guaranteed to be reviewed on this episode of the show. Watch along here, it's only seven minutes!All this plus to live and die in visalia, burning for kevin, hatin' on drive-in posers, parker in seventy mil, sean's operatic regrets, parker makes a classic lucio fulci joke, kevin's safety concerns, sean's crankin' bonnie rait again, you talkin' fandome to me?, who is the fakest looking batman of all the batmen?, our weekly news plus blu-ray picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll have a summah for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Slap on your swim trunks, grab your case of Coors, and get ready to fly this helicopter over some Mayan pyramids outside Acapulco! We're traveling all corners of the globe this week with a trio of old men who just can't stop partying, age appropriateness be damned!Hey, kids! You like shirtless grandpa character actors, you say? How's your tolerance for endless martinis and small talk about high society? We've got the film for you! It's The Swimmer, from 1968! Directed by Frank "Last Summer" Perry! Watched by William "The Refrigerator" Perry! And starring Burt "Not a Perry" Lancaster! Next up! It's everyone's favorite early-70's, French-produced, Mexican-set comedic spy caper / dramedy / romance film, Le Magnifique aka The Man from Acapulco, aka How to Destroy the Reputation of the Greatest Secret Agent, from 1973. One of several collaborations between director Philippe de Broca and star Jean-Paul Belmondo, this one's notable for also featuring Jacqueline Bisset and scenes set in a really bitchin' living room.Finally! It's a third film: Smokey and the Bandit (1977), a trucker / TransAm'er classic that you probably remember from those afternoons your dad spent in front of the TV, tapping toes along to the tunes of Jerry "Snowman" Reed. It's got Burt Reynolds and the beers and the Paul Williams and the Jackie Gleason and the Sally Field and the hijinks too! You know it.All this plus shirtless Burts, finding fun in a pandemic, curbside Ding Dongs in your hand, racial insensitivities, drive-in seating preferences, Sweetman's Safety Tips, Sean regrets having no regrets, rocking and rolling to the Public Broadcasting System, the hottest new secret YouTube channel starring Kevin Moose, a drop that makes ya say what the heck, Kevin's on doctor's orders, how much foot play is too much foot play?, a very long telephone cord makes an appearance, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll spread them toes for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

In our continuing attempts to address the shortening attention spans of our young listener base (all hyped up on zima malt beverages and rock & roll musics), it's another Short Films week here at Junk Food Dinner! And these are three of the shortest and filmiest things we've ever reviewed! Donloyd & listen now to hear our unprofessional opinions on...The Haunted House, a 1921 Buster Keaton short where the poor guy has to deal not only with bank robbers & ghosts, but also a very sticky jar of glue. It's a comedy classic! But can Parker stay awake for the 21 minute runtime? Watch along here! Meshes of the Afternoon, a 1943 Maya Deren short where the poor lady has to deal not only with mysterious keys and shattering mirrors, but a severe case of sofa-bound narcolepsy. It's a surrealist sensation! But can Parker stay awake for the 14 minute runtime? Watch along here! Elvis Meets the Beatles, a 2000 John Michael McCarthy short where the titular characters perform the titular action. It's a third film! Or was it all a dream? Watch along here! All this plus a red dead redemption reappraisal, a sega bass fishing retrospective, Kevin's regrets on display, eurosexcrimes, a Kontroversy from Kentucky, the Church of Scientology does another murder, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll slide all the way down that giant staircase for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

JFD522 is here, and so is JFDTV #1 (they're the same thing!) That's right, we're taking a break from reviewing the weirdest and wildest cult FILMS this week, to celebrate something a little more musical and a little more television-y. It's not MTV, it's JFD-TV! Check out our YouTube playlists for the show here and watch along!Featuring tracks from the hottest new artists of today, including: Billy Ocean, Laura Branigan, Dog Police, Geto Boys, Supergrass, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Timber Timbre, Lester Young, Gatemouth Brown, Frank Zappa, Herbie Hancock, Miles Davis, Digital Underground, Prince Paul, The Aquabats, GWAR, Nekrogoblikon, The Mean Jeans, The Wedding Present, Spider Virus, Kevin Smith, Genesis and Faith No More, we expect you to rock along with us all weekend long! All this plus classic videojockey chats, the loss of a shared musical experience, brace yourself for a Parker Bowman hot-take, speaking of Schlockmeisters, hot tips on 900 numbers, it sounds like we're doing branded content for our favorite home video label again (but we're not), a double dose of sad news, plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll kill the radio star for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Oh, no! A 32-hour podcast?? How is this even possible? WHY is this even possible? Even moreso than ever before, this is exactly what nobody ever asked for! So, it's come to this: a mid-week celebration of our Junk Food Junkies in the only sort of format that at least one of seems capable of producing: an over-long, rambling project cobbled together from tiny bits of history. That's right: carefully curated for you (and only you) to listen to: every single junkmail left for the show (several unaired) for the past ten years, carefully set to the beat of some of your favorite tunes. Sit back in your lawn chair, open up a Diet Pepsi, and crank up the volume of your favorite podcast listeners in those earphones until the neighbor's quarantine-breaking pool-party is nearly inaudible. Or just delete this weird audio artifact forever and never listen to it! Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION! Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll open the phone lines for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Terrifying times like these require everyone to stand up against oppression and do their part. But eventually, you're going to need some sort of distraction from all of the good we hope you're doing. So here's some meaningless chatter about three weird movies for y'all. Up first! George Lam and Andy Lau feature in this 1982 Chinese New Wave meditation on the end of the Vietnam War, from the perspective of a Japanese photojournalist visiting Vietnam's "New Economic Zones." A semi-ghoulish pan-asian post-war drama, Boat People's yet to see an United States home video release, but maybe you'll wanna see it on YouTube? Next up! We KNOW that y'all have seen Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988! It's her first movie, the one where she parties with a bunch of Groundlings in Fallwell, MA. Not the later one with the castle or whatever that was. This is the good stuff. Finally! It's a third film: Just One of the Girls (1993), a Canadian gender-swapped rehashing of Just One of the Guys (from 8 years prior), but with a little bit less morality and a lot more Corey Haim. Plus boobs.All this plus thoughts on the West Wing (TV Series), thoughts on the West Wing (the actual one), institutionalized insensitivities, oddly prescient recent viewings, we name names, exotic & fun things in the workplace, the polling results for the most important (JFD Audio Commentary) voting going on this week, more of Kevin's Sex Crimes on parade, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll chase ourselves into the ladies section fitting room for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

What do America, Japan and Korea have in common (outside of baseball, and coronavirus, both expicitly not discussed on this episode)? Your JFD hosts hope to find a little cross-cultural unity this week in the world of animated features, as we kick off our annual celebration of animation: Ani-May! Up first! You remember Ralph Bakshi, dude who brought us weird stuff like HEAVY TRAFFIC and COONSKIN and WIZARDS? He's back at it again, with it his uniquely bizarre blend of post-hippie, underground-comix-y, animation, this time focused on the history of a nation and it's music, in 1981's American Pop! And: It's got more dishes than you could shake a washrag at. Next up! Y'all ever seen that Hayao Miyazaki flick Princess Mononoke (1997)? You know, the Studio Ghibli thing that Disney/Miramax put in theaters over here. Your college girlfriend had the poster in her bedroom. No? That's weird. Well, we review it. It's got tentacle-boars. Finally! It's a third film: Seoul Station (2016), a Korean zombie animated movie Parker picked because he likes TRAIN TO BUSAN from the same director. Will the zombies dance in unison to a sexy beat? All this plus cartoon chats, Wink Martindale chats, background Keppi, an audio encounter with a maniac, some Sad Nerd News, a plea for more Roys, who are the real Quibis?, an issue with echoes, Kevin reveals a shocking hot take on a beloved era of our youth, some sneezing behind closed doors, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll take an unprotected singapore cane shot to the top of the dome for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

With quarantine season kicking into high gear around the globe, you're gonna need the perfect mixtape to liven up all your sparsely attended late nite parties you got planned. And what better way to get the vibes adjusted than to jam out with the latest JFD Megamix (2020)? So, it's come to this: a specifically formulated blend of Junk Food Dinner music, trailers, phone calls, and the sounds of several screeching ducks for you to drop your bean to. Think of it as a 12-hour long episode of JFD without any discussion of movies. It's exactly what nobody ever asked for! Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll give you a ride for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Well, there's nothing else going on, so we might as well podcast about three weird flicks. And to help us feel a connection to the outside world, we've outsourced those picks to our Patreon donors! Will their picks get us lifted in these wild times? Up first! You remember that famous old superhero, Super Sonicman? No? Makes sense. He was actually just a weird one-off copycat of Superman for the Spanish Silver Screen in this 1979 feature from Juan Piquer Simón (director of Pieces). (picked by Jeff P) Next up! Y'all ever seen that 1982 revenge thriller where a mild-manner working class man's wife is raped and child murdered, causing him to go on a murderous rampage for justice? No, not Death Wish II. It's Bill Lustig's Vigilante! Swap Charles Bronson for Robert Forster, swap LA for NYC, and swap the racist undertones for the charming Fred Williamson and you'll have and idea of what we've gotten ourselves into. (picked by Andreas) Finally! It's a third film: Arena (1989), a movie wherein shirtless oiled muscle men do outer space hand-to-hand gladitorial combat with devil-faced alien creatures. That's all we needed to know. (picked by Mickey) All this plus a Parker on the brink of insanity, Sean's Critter Corner, Kevin's present-day theatrical experiences, the Shelbyville Skyline Drive-In Movie Theater Skycade as an analogue for the Berlin Wall, an update on the dab lab, continued WrestlemaniaChats, an allusion to that time former co-host Rusty walked out of an interview, does Conrad Brooks make an appearance?, tracking Kevin's ghoulish tendencies, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll take a bump off the Titan Tron for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

We're back and since we're all locked inside our boarded-up homes, we all have time for podcasts! First, Donald Pleasence is a school teacher by day and a FREAKMAKER by night! He's a mad scientist who wants to mix human and plant DNA for the betterment of mankind. Will his students and collection of mutants be agreeable? Next, Maria Ford is a sexy cop on a sexy case to avenge her sexy sister while protecting two sexy pop singers. It's Angel of Destruction! Finally, Bill Pullman may or may not commit a murder that may or may not send him back in time ... or make him a different dude ... or something .... in David Lynch's "The Lost Highway." All this plus Tom from Adelaide, a new junk mail genre, Ice Cube misinformation, nerd news, dvds, a cat murder and so much more! Direct Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll reschedule the Tokyo Olympics for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Ten years of podcasting and ten lifetimes of social distancing measures can't slow down our stride. This week, your JFD pals get right back into the business of gabbing about 3 weird & wild flicks each week. And how weird and wild they are this week... It's Decade TWO of JFD!Up first! We pull the old sleaze-switcharoo and highlight a surprisingly ghoulish exploitation flick, 1985's Tenement, directed by Roberta Findlay (a porno directing lady)! This low-budget thriller features the exploits of an over-the-top group of gang members terrorizing the denizens of a tenenment. It's got electrified mattresses, racial stereotypes, synth music and old boxes of Quaker Oats! Rated X for Action! Not suggested for squares. Next up! Y'all ever seen 1988's Akira? Surprisingly, not all of us have! Long-time listeners have been known to marvel at the surprising fact that known Anime Enthuisiast Kevin Moss has avoided it, but what's Bowman's excuse? Listen along as we devour & digest these classic Japanese animated pixels. We might even find out which of these teenagers is named 'Akira'.Finally! It's a third film: Max Hell Frog Warrior (2002), a movie who has no punctuation in its title. But, actually, is it really even a movie at all? And didn't we already review this thing? What the hell are we doing with our lives?All this plus Sean's morning routine, Kevin's computerized fiasco, Parker's desire to party with Las Vegas chimpanzees, shade directed at Carole Baskin, we decree the official Doc Antle of Junk Food Dinner callers, two junkmail theme songs, retro snax chatz, Kevin gets baffled, catching up with our old friend BZB, would you believe Sean references product placement in the background of a kitchen, sexual rat-play, who are the true ghouls?, a prostitute accosted, a mild amount of bad action, what is and isn't a movie anyways?, dem Vasquez Rocks, fuck Michael Haneke, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll reschedule the Tokyo Olympics for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Hey, Junkies! It's been 10 years of sliced thumbs and we're here to celebrate with you, here at the end of all things! We won't be discussing any movies tonight. Well, not in the normal way. We kick off the show by chatting about every movie, TV show and strange wrestling clip we've been watching while in quarantine. Then we play some bizarre time traveling Junk Mails. Then, as is tradition, we each run down our Top 5 and Bottom 5 JFD movies of the year. Prepare for takes so hot, they'll give you a fever! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll schedule a root canal for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Hey there, Junk Food Junkies! We just wanted to drop in with a quick message to let you know we're hanging in there (and check on y'all as well). Next week, we'll be returning with our big 10 Year Anniversary show, and we'll be listing our Top 5 and Bottom 5 movies reviewed on JFD in the past year. Please give us a ring in these trying times (at 347-746-JUNK (5865)), and let us know how you're coping. Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll schedule a root canal for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

It's a history-making week in more ways than one as we're releasing this week's episode earlier than ever before! Is Sunday even really a part of the week?! Anyhow, we thought this Brian Yunza tribute show was too good to let the apocalypse ruin, and wanted you to hear it before the world ends. Please savor our reviews of three weird & wild flicks from Mr. Yunza for this entire week, or until the human race goes extinct (whichever comes first).Up first! We pull the old switcharoo and highlight one of Brian Yunza's producing (rather than directing) efforts, a perhaps under-appreciate little B-movie (and by that we mean, little bug movie), 1993's Ticks! It's got marijuana themed hijinks, a wild cast including Amy Dolenz, Seth Green, Carlton, and Clint Howard - plus buckets of insectoid gore! Not suggested for squares. Next up! Y'all ever seen 1996's The Dentist? It's a sleazy late night thriller sort of affair with Corbin Bernsen as a Beverly Hills dentist gone postal. You might be surprised at the amount of gore scenes you can fit into a dentist's office. Keep your eyes peeled for character actor Earl Boen!Finally! It's a third film: Faust: Love of the Damned, from the year 2000. An intense, high-energy, heavy-metal themed dark/edgy take on the superhero world, this low budget Spanish production appeals primarily to the Parker Bowman demographic.All this plus YOUR regularly scheduled Cactus League Baseball / Minor League Hockey / Mick Foley update, Kevin's gone Invisible, speaking of marks, the dirt on Dublin Dr Pepper, a classic assortment of Junkmailers, ruthless metal straw slander, did we mention there's a coronavirus?, buggin' out at the Skyline, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll schedule a root canal for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

We're back with three crazy Patreon picks this week! First, the world's only ramen western sees a group of Japanese cowboys mosey into a noodle restaurant and, well, things get weird from there. It's "Tampopo" from 1985. Next, Hulk Hogan is a space superhero stranded on Earth in "Suburban Commando." Finally, a deranged high school girl kidnaps an emo boy for a torturous in-home prom in 2009's "The Loved Ones." All this plus Nerd News, Junk Mails, DVDs, Our Favorite Words, What St. Peter Will Tell Us, Who is the dickhead with the Mustache in Deadpool?, Michael Showalter: Bernie Bro? and so much more. Donloyd Here Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll test drive experimental rocket jet packs for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Y'all ever feel like all these 75 minute low-budget science fiction features are far too lengthy? Good news, junkies: we've shortened the sci-fi! It's our signature Short Films week for the month of Sci-Fi Ebruary!Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place: with not a short film at all, but instead the (long un-aired) 1965 television pilot for the series Lost In Space! Entitled 'No Place to Hide', and directed by disaster-film king Irwin Allen, this initial conception of the show featured less talking robots, more stoming cyclopses. Also: the Rolly Polly Fish Heads dude! Next up! Y'all ever seen 1970's The Grandmother? It's one of the weirder/longer entries on the exhaustive Short Films of David Lynch DVD set, and it's also one of the most out of print records you'll ever see in your life. Features dog barking noises! Finally! It's a third film: Giant God Warrior Appears in Tokyo (Kyoshinhei Tôkyô ni arawaru / 神兵東京に現わる), a live-action kaiju short film from Studio Ghibli of all companies, released in 2012. This action packed little number was directed by Shinji "Shin(ji) Godzilla" Higuchi, who directed Shin Godzilla because of his given name.All this plus YOUR weekly Cactus League Baseball update, Punker Eric & the Spud Launchers, the Mysterious Enigma of Jennifer's Dick Guy, some very special callers, check out the cans on that Fresno newslady, a disappearing Bowman, a sneeze or two, fat little gangster bellies, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll test drive experimental rocket jet packs for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Sci-Fi-Ebruary continues, though the world ends! It's apocalypse week on JFD as we take a look at three movies that depict the end of the world. First, a group of random survivors seek to re-start civilization if the monsters leave them alone long enough in Roger Corman's "Day the World Ended." Next, a ragtag group drive a superheroic tank across a barren and irradiated post-WWIII America in "Damnation Alley." Finally, a fascist group wants control of a post-apocalyptic Texas that's full of violence and punks in Joe D'Amato's "2020 Texas Gladiators." All this plus Nerd News, new bumpers, DVDs, Raimi Chat, Sweetman, junkmails, and so much more! Direct Donloyd. Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll fly to polish outerspace for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Get ready, grandpas and grandmas! It's Sci-Fi Ebuary and we're here to review three of your favorite old-ass movies!Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place: 1958's It! The Terror from Beyond Space, a proto-Alien spaceflick with a weird rubber suited alien battling astronauts. Ridley Scott thanks the filmmakers. Next up! Y'all ever seen 1962's Creation of the Humanoids? It's a talky technicolor melodrama about the ethical implications of advanced robotics in a human society. Ridley Scott thanks the filmmakers. Finally! It's a third film: Die, Monster Die!, from 1965. It was not based on the Misfits song of the same name, which was released decades later. But it does have Boris Karloff. And it's based on a Lovecraft. We'll tell ya about it. All this plus science fiction sounds, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll fly to polish outerspace for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Now, just wait a dang minute - you're telling me those Junk Food Dinner boys are doing January's Patreon Picks episode already? Hoo boy, it's about to get wild. Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place: Sole Survivor, from 1983. It's that movie where a lady doesn't die in a plane crash, but then almost dies several times later. Directed by the director of Night of the Comet!! Thanks to Ronn C for picking it! Next up! We flash all the way to 1987/88, or maybe actually back to 1977, or way out into the outer space of the future in wacked out Andrzej Żuławski's Polish-as-hell On the Silver Globe, a movie which has a profoundly divisive impact on the group. Shout out to our man Babylegs for picking it. Finally! It's a third film: Welcome to the Doll House, from 1995. It was directed by Todd Solondz. It's picked by Kessa. All this plus Kevin Moss has shocking hot takes on rocking cold sodas, the bad boys of podcasting talk movie snack sneakings, the Dick Tracy Roast Beef saga retold, holy bulging underpants, Sean sees dead person, videotapes layin' around somewhere, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll fly to polish outerspace for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

It's time for JFD Rewind Episode Number Six! As we perfunctorily explain at the head of each of these annual compilation clip shows, your charming Junk Food Dinner hosts are unwilling and/or unable to perform their regular duties in this very hectic holiday time period. However, as has been explained prior, this inability to produce a new weekly show does not preclude us from our obligation to deliver some form of audio content to the feed. So it's come to this again: yet another Junk Food Dinner clip show. As we're fond of both the elements of surprise and laziness, we'll forgo the usual descriptors here as to what the actual contents of this cut-and-pasted effort truly are. If you're the sort of curious cat who'd actually donloyd this thing, you'll listen along with us and discover what made the cut for this year's compilation. And if not, you could still pretend you did and probably fool us. That said, we jammed some pretty good stuff into this year's edition, just because we love y'all so much. If y'all love what ya hear, sign up for our Patreon thing to throw us a few bones (in exchange for some boners). All this plus witty banter between friends, witty banter between Freados, a hatless miracle, zero Nerd Newsies, no week's DVD & blu-ray releases, partial confidentiality, continued lack of overt police involvement, asynchronous robot voices, overlong musical interludes, rogue boners, wanton sneezes, spooky belches, sinister gleeks and a little bit more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, want to give your opinion on a movie we talked about or just want to tell us we suck? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865).Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll rewind anything you like in our cool little pepsi-cola branded VHS rewinder for your love and support.

Your Christmas is about to get cranked! Those wild Junk Food boys are at it again, holiday stylin' and profilin' three weird Xmas-Adjacent features. Featuring more incest than ever before! Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place to start a Christmas theme show: Seeds, from 1968. Low budget auter Andy Milligan's interpretation of America's Winter Family Holiday (tm) is a grim, back-stabbing (literally) affair (literally) wherein the family members gathered to celebrate the birth of our lord end up just fucking and murdering each other instead. Plus: bad audio looping!! Next up! We flash all the way to 1989, where the top filmmakers in France were hard at work crafting the perfect film for the young hosts-to-be of Junk Food Dinner to completely miss out on for decades. It's every kid's best worst nightmare when Santa Claus comes to town except he's just some creepy homeless dude who's good at computers. We're talking of course about Deadly Games, known by a million other titles. You'll be thrilled by the Home Alone-esque defenses put up by this kid, to say nothing of his radical mullet. Finally! It's a third film: Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4, from 1990. We enjoyed the first two films, so why had we never heard anything really about this one? And it's directed by Brian Yuzna? With effects from Screaming Mad George? What in the hey now?!? All this plus checking Parker's residuals, Baby Yoda were the Stormtrooper this whole time, an unexpected celebration of guerrilla theme park filmmaking, small soldiers with big appetites, the Hallmark corporation catch-up jam, Parker's mindblowing revelation, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll carve a goose of your choice for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Cowboys! Models! Maniacs! Oh my! Once again, we hand over the picks to our Dom DeLuise Patreon donors and have ended up with three very different films.Up first, Two gunslingers (Jean-Louis Trintignant and Klaus Kinski) do battle over money, revenge and power in Italian director Sergio Corbucci's classic in the world of Spaghetti Westerns, The Great Silence from 1968.Next, writer/director Michael Crichton brings us a not-so-futuristic tale about corporations using computers to replicate models in CGI and then murder them! Luckily plastic surgeon Albert Finney and his model companion Susan Dey are out to stop them in Looker from 1981.And finally, a horny mad scientist takes a job as a physics teacher at the horniest high school in America all while testing a serum that can make him disappear in The Invisible Maniac from 1990. All this plus Parker's birthday desires, Sean's musical mishaps, PlayMobile The Movie Update, Rodeo Burgers, Deep Cuts from The Fallen One, The new Ghostbusters Trailer, Nerd News, Blu-Rays and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We will escape our invisible corporate overlords with your love and support.

Welcome back, kiddies! We have three tales of madness, obsession and grandmothers this week! First, Dennis Hopper is a sailor who meets a woman who may or may not be a killer -- and she may or may not be a mermaid! It's Curtis Harrington's "Night Tide" from 1961. Next, a Rod Serling skeleton introduces three "chilling" tales -- and they're all in three dimensions! It's "Tales of the Third Dimension" from 1984! Finally, a medieval viking type guy devotes his life to revenge on the monster that killed his daughter in "The Head Hunter" from 2019 directed by Jordan Downey of "Thankskilling." All this plus Warhammer shaming, DVDs, Nerd News, the evil is defeated, junk mails, Kyle from Kentucky, a new spin-off show?, Spookies is finally on blu ray and so much more! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll carve a turkey of your choice for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Your Thanksgiving might be winding down, but your WICKSGIVING is just getting started! Join your podcast pals on the run as we punch, kick and stab our way through this spiritual successor to Cranksgiving! Featuring more Keanu than ever before! Up first! We start at the only sane, logical, or respectable place to start: John Wick, from 2014. Keanu Reeves is John Wick, and if you forget his name, don't worry, every character in the film will say it every time he appears. And when he does appear, he'll probably be shooting those characters right in the face, since he's a ruthless assassin hunting down the criminals who killed his dog. Also, cars are crashed. Next up! We flash all the way to 2017, where the filmmakers got the gumption to throw together a little sequel called John Wick: Chapter 2. This time, Wick's on the run, or something. And the action set pieces are bigger! Is that better? Finally! It's a third film: John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum, from this very year. New locations, Game of Thrones actors, and Anjelica Huston and eye-gouging gore sequences are added to the mix. But how steamy do things get? Does Keanu do sex? Donloyd now to find out. All this plus a look back at the Wick That Was, mixing & matching our wicks & cranks, we reveal which of the hosts cried during Jojo Rabbit, the most important review of an Elvira pinball table this side of Pinball Enthusiast magazine, a run-down of which Thanksgiving side dishes do and don't have marshmallows, (Freedom of) Pie of Choice, Parker risks life/limb/imprisonment for his art, the intricate politics of modern theatrical film distribution, speculation on the future for the 1948 Paramount Consent Decrees legal standing, left hangin' on the Milky Way Midnight tip, Parker Bowman is genetically predisposed to echoing on Skype, our Wickly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll carve a turkey of your choice for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Your family may ask that you "dress nicely" for Thanksgiving, but we say come as you are. In fact this week, we're slipping into our most comfortable shorts and settling in with three short films (okay, two short films and a TV episode).Up first, remember the 1992 Fox TV sitcom Woops! about a group of strangers from various walks of life who survived the apocalypse and live on a farm together? No? We don't either, but we assure you it was a thing! And they made a Thanksgiving episode where a turkey grows to Godzilla-like proportions after eating radioactive food! (Link)Next, Jackie Buscarino from the Grandma's Virginity podcast and several Cartoon Network shows tells the personal tale of her emotionally abusive mother and apathetic dad and her struggles growing up in the early 1980's in Go Tell Ricky Scrotum from 2010. (Link)And finally, two criminals in pilgrim masks attempt a home invasion in the all-too-brief but surprisingly violent Invaders from 2014. (Link)All this plus Parker's failed attempts to see movies, Sean & Kevin's thoughts on Parasite, Twilight Zone chat, olds in theaters, Nerd News, marathon nostalgia, Frank Miller chat, Mr. Boogedy, hot titty milk Blu-Rays and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our pilgrim hearts will be warmed by your love and support.

This week, we've hand picked a heady selection of weird and wild cult films for us to watch and discuss! Donloyd, listen and enjoy along as we chat about 'em, won't you?Up first! Y'all remember that spooky old Japanese folktale about the black cat and the samurais? No? Well, don't worry because the 1968 film adaptation Kuroneko has got you covered, with extra scary fog and bamboo forests to spare. Next up! Way back in 1981, a still-semi-fringe John Waters and a still-not-yet-dead Divine threw together another co-lab feature, this time a sort of parody of old school "women's films." The movie we speak of is of course Polyester, not to be confused with the synthetic fabric. Finally! It's a third film: Knock Knock, the 2015 Eli Roth-directed remake of Death Game with Keanu Reeves and the Free Pizza Speech. Is it better or worse than the original Death Game? Does Keanu do sex? Donloyd now to find out. All this plus the JFD Halloween Hangover Report, Kwaidan chats, a secret blood oath regarding the new cinematic release The Lighthouse, a semi-censored junkmail from down under, a brief detour into Rancho Cucamonga, Parker pays personal tribute to Seth MacFarlane, is Clive Barker a Sex Creep? we decide 'yes', the fascinating filmography of an Avengers-based pornographer, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll float around in our kimonos for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Happy Halloween to all our pals in Junk Food Dinner Land! It's everyone's favorite holiday so, this week we're throwing the ultimate Halloween shindig and every-bloody's in-bited!Up first, before directing Phantasm, Don Coscarelli directed this quaint PG tale about a pre-teen boy and his friends and slices from their lives leading up to Halloween in 1976's Kenny & Co. (using a lot of the same actors who would later appear in Phantasm).Then, we examine what many consider the ultimate heavy metal Halloween movie, Trick or Treat from 1986 about a young metalhead (Marc Price, AKA Skippy from Family Ties) who resurrects a dead metal musician from beyond the grave by playing his records backwards.And finally, we reevaluate Rob Zombie's directorial debut House of 1,000 Corpses from 2003, where a group of 20-somethings get kidnapped and tortured by a family of sadistic hillbillies.All this plus Sean Byron's baseball chat, Junk Mail about horror marathons, Nerd News, hate for Disney, Godzilla box sets, spooky noises, Halloween party tunes and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our Halloween hearts will be warmed by your love and support.

This week, we're getting spooked & scared & sleepy (???), all courtesy of our pals from the Dom Deluise Patreon Club. We've let these fine folks choose three Schlocktober features for us to chat about, and we deliver on that promise!Up first! Y'all remember the La Casa series of horror films, right? Not so much an actual series of films but instead a marketing ploy that involved selling unrelated fright flicks to an unwitting Italian public, the series includes entries from the Evil Dead and House franchises at various points in time. Our feature this week, Witchery (aka La Casa 4: Witchcraft) from 1988, has no actual relation to those franchises, but does feature a scary house in Scituate, MA. It's also got Linda Blair, David Hasselhoff, and a witch! Next up! Way back in 1988, New World Pictures tried to sneak a hyper-violent zombie horror/comedy past our noses by burying it inside a buddy-cop film called Dead Heat, with Joe Piscopo and Treat "Gotta Eat" Williams in the lead roles. But will this odd concoction go down smoothly? The answer will surprise you. Finally! It's a third film: Leprechaun Returns, the SyFy Original sequel to the original Leprechaun which ignores all of the other sequels and starts a new fork in the canon. Nobody's expecting this to be good, right? Will we be surprised by the mischievous little gold-chaser? Donloyd now to find out. All this plus Kevin Moss Presents: a sticky selection of spooky seasonal sweets, Sean sees a spider, pouring one out for Robert Forster, finally consumers will have a way to access films and television produced by the Disney corporation, we tease a Maniac Cop Theme Show (the long clock starts now on our eventual fulfillment of this promise), Kevin professes his love for old-timey black & white horror movies, we play back the tape, Kevin professes his love for old-timey black & white kaiju movies, a shocking reveal of profound sleepiness, a shocking disagreement over the quality of a classic film, a shocking reversal of expectations from a SyFy Original, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll steal the Leprechaun's gold for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Greetings boils and ghouls, Schlocktober rolls right along with more spooktacular surprises. This week, we delve into the devilish delights of three horror anthology films! Up first, Vincent Price recounts the sordid history of a Tennessee town to Susan Tyrrell with a series of strange and spooky tales in From a Whisper to a Scream from 1987.Then, a mortician played by Clarence Williams III spins a series of yarns about creepy events in the inner city to a trio of gang bangers looking to buy some drugs in Tales from the Hood from 1995.And finally, various strangers enter an empty theater only to have unsettling stories about themselves play out on the big screen at the behest of a mysterious projectionist played by Mickey Rourke in Nightmare Cinema from 2018.All this plus Joker chat, old man cinema-going, root beer milk, voicemails about horror marathons, Nerd News, this week's hottest blu-rays and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our ghoulish hearts will be warmed by your love and support.And if you're not a baby, go buy one of these hot new Ghoul Summer 2019 shirts from our friends at Hide The Bodies!

This week, we're pulling a fast one yet again with another round of short film reviews! Well, at least the films are short. Our reviews are actually longer than them.Up first! Y'all remember the vibe of post-war Industrial age French slaughter houses, right? Get nostalgiac in a Ghoul Summer kinda way, for the way your grandpa packed meat, with 1949's Blood of the Beasts. Directed by Georges Franju (Judex, Eyes Without a Face (Not the Billy Idol video))! Next up! Way back in 1983, a full one year before Hollywood produced a 92-minute feature film version, an amateur film maker cranked out 18 minutes of spooky Children of the Corn material and called it Disciples of the Corn for some reason. If you like scarecrows and the end of summertime, get ready to experience it on film.Finally! It's a third "film": 2 Legit 2 Quit the 1991 music video extravaganza from our good friend Hammer (the MC formerly known as MC Hammer). A shockingly long runtime combined with an unending string of celebrity cameos make this one of the most expensive music videos ever made for a song that nobody likes. Is the video any good?All this plus a comparison of movie databases on the internet, end of summer waterpark chats, the return of a mythical voicemail caller, Kevin's enthusiam for b&w 60's czech films, Travis with a blood-soaked GWARpdate, checking balls for scuff marks, a scary scenario in which people walk by and mock you, Kevin discover a new fuck-style (solo coffin), baseball chats, Stephen King chats, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll move to Oklahoma for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

The listeners demanded it, so here we are, back for another round of Ghoul Summer just in time to close out the season with three more disgusting and twisted slices of cinematic depravity.Up first, a Chinese film about greedy land developers who kill thousands of snakes while building a luxury apartments only to unleash a curse of snakes that plagues them with piles of serpents at every turn in Calamity of Snakes from 1982.Then, we get the charming tale of a Japanese superhero who is hired to get revenge for his clients by raping their female targets in The Rapeman from 1994, based off the manga and anime of the same name.And finally, we get a grimy glimpse into the life of an embalmer in Columbia as he slices up bodies on a daily basis in the super-ghoulish documentary Orozco the Embalmer from 2001.All this plus discussion on when Halloween season begins, voicemails defending Sweetman's honor, Nerd News, this week's hottest blu-rays, spirited debate about what is satire and so much more! LISTEN NOW:MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our ghoulish hearts will be warmed by your love and support.And if you're not a baby, go buy one of these hot new Ghoul Summer 2019 shirts from our friends at Hide The Bodies!

This week, we're slapping on the veil and stepping in the ring - that's right, it's our Masked Wrestler Horror theme show, where we review three scary movies featuring grapplers in disguise!Up first! Doctor Irving Frankenstein is up to some brain-transplanting no good and it's up to a couple of very famous luchadors to stop him in the bizarre Mexican crossover Santo and Blue Demon Versus Doctor Frankenstein (aka Santo y Blue Demon contra el doctor Frankenstein), from 1974. Featuring real-ass authentic Mexican wrestling action, and fictional vampires! Next up! Way back in 1994, a handful of local wrestlers and aspiring filmmakers grinded out some weekends in the back woods of Pennsylvania, with the simple hope of bringing the world a masked-wrestler-horror film called Masked Mutilator. For reasons, it was never completed/released. But now, Severin Films is proud to announce this long-forgotten slice of rural moviemaking can be viewed by audiences willing and otherwise. And we're proud to announce we've reviewed it right here on the show.Finally! It's a third film: Wrestlemaniac (2006), which is an American slasher film starring the uncle of real-life murder-doing person Rey Mysterio Jr. (Ready to Rumble, WCW Hog Wild '96).All this plus more yet another guest wistfully reminenscing about the party at Parker's place where people peed (in a wall), Parker makes Kevin an F5-related promise he might not be prepared to keep, no fun in the central California valleys, grapplechats, a current theatrical horror round-up, a glorious embrace of the return of the Boob Scale, a junkmail from a good old friend (likely drunk), respect for the elderly, Musical Sweetman, confusion from down under, fast food news chew can use, It Part 2 (whatever), what a Parker wants, the world according to the Scoobypedia, a Batty Call, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll sit-out powerbomb straight into a pinfall for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Well, here we are again, another 100 movies reviewed on JFD. And as we do with every 100th movie reviewed, we do a full-length audio commentary on a movie voted on by you, the JFD listeners. And this time you guys overwhelmingly chose 1994's Cabin Boy! So, grab you copy of Cabin Boy and watch along with us as we set sail with Chris Elliott, Ritch Brinkley, James Gammon, Brian Doyle-Murray, Brion James, Andy Richter, Melora Walters and Russ Tamblyn as Chocki the Shark Boy!All this plus some ghost hunting experiences, minor league baseball chat, drive-in memories and the hunt for Popeyes chicken sandwiches.LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content.Our pipes will be cleaned by your love and support.And if you're not a baby, go buy one of these hot new Ghoul Summer 2019 shirts from our friends at Hide The Bodies!

This week, we're righting wrongs and saluting our patrons - that's right, it's your monthly Dom Deluise Club theme show, where we review three movies chosen by our listeners!Up first! It's last of the UPA/Toho collaborations, and the first/only semi-sequel to Frankenstein Conquers the World - of course, we're talking about 1966's War of the Gargantuas, the bizarre double-Frankenstein-themed kaiju (giant monster) feature from director Ishirō Honda (of original Godzilla fame). And you thought that original Mothra movie was weird! Shout-out to Kevin E for suggesting it! Next up! Eagle-eared and sharp-minded podcast listeners might recall a legendary gaffe made in the earliest days of this historic podcast, in which intrepid purveyor of film criticism Parker Bowman accidentally watched the wrong movie named Things, back on episode #87 (LISTEN HERE). So, this week Kevin and Sean will be reviewing Things from 1993, and Parker will finally get to share his musings on the 1989 Barry Gillis classic. Thanks Evan G for the suggestion!Finally! It's a third film: Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009), which is one of those flesh-eating-bacteria-in-bottled-water-slowly-melts-the-occupants-of-a-highschool films. You know the type. The real goopy ones. And check out that soundtrack! Directed by Ti West, who tried (and failed) to Alan Smithee this joint. Kudos to Justin for sending it our way! All this plus more Dave Chappelle chat, alley-way film screenings, righting all the wrongs, revelations about Kevin Moss's text-messaging proficiency, fact-checking Dolemite biopic location accuracy, racist cat names, taking out the 'u', the tricky politics of modern film distribution, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll correct any and all historical podcasting blunders for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise.

Finally, an episode of JFD that feet sex perverts, British humour enthusiasts and tough-ass grandpas can all agree on! This week, everyone's talking about the new Tarantino flick and we're no exception. We have an exhaustive conversation on that and two other mildly related films, so strap in, it's going to be a long one. Up first, we dive head first into Quentin Tarantino's 9th film, the brand new Once Upon a Time ... in Hollywood starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt and Margot Robbie. A love letter to L.A. and 1969 about two aging buddies in the film industry and their fictional connection to the infamous Manson Family. How does it stack up to QT's other films? Is it shameless retro pandering? How many feet are in it? We find out.Then, we look at the film in which Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate met in real life, the 1967 horror-comedy The Fearless Vampire Killers. In this goofy tale, a bumbling vampire hunter (Jack MacGowran) and his equally bumbling assistant (Polanski) try to save a sexy young woman (Tate) from a regal blood sucker in snow-covered Transylvania.And finally, Lee Marvin and John "go fuck an iceberg" Vernon steal some cash from a crime organization on Alcatraz island, but Vernon double crosses Marvin and leaves him for dead and fucks off with not only the money but also his wife! Too bad for him and everyone else, Lee Marvin survives and comes back to get what's his (with a little help from Angie Dickinson) in Point Blank, also from 1967.All this, plus cereal chat, more complaints about paper straws, a whole slew of top notch voicemails, Nerd News, doc talk, this week's hottest discs and so much more! LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We become unwitting superheroes via your love and support.And if you're not a baby, go buy one of these hot new Ghoul Summer 2019 shirts from our friends at Hide The Bodies!

Rest easy, friends! We're all in much better hands this week - the Junk Food Dinner gang is being joined by the one and only Jason Frisbie to review yet another trio of weird films!Up first! It's the mud wrestling antics of horny old Ruth Gordon and her college student friends in 1985's Mugsy's Girls, an 80's sex comedy with an interestingly female perspective (plus: vintage Las Vegas hotel interiors!). Next up! We check in with our old friend Nicole Eggert (Baywatch) and see what kinda Barbed Wire esque adventures she can get up to (a year before Pam Anderson gets around to it), in The Demolitionist, from 1995. It's a RoboCop kind of a thing with a bit of Terminator and some other big sci-fi/action concepts thrown in, but cheaply. You might enjoy it. Directed by Robert Kurtzman!Finally! It's a third film: Reflections of Evil, Damon Packard's directorial debut, from 2002. This much heralded low-fi indie film has some cult movie critics proclaiming it to be a filmic equivalent of Merzbow (in a good way), while others are claiming it to be equivalent to Merzbow (in a bad way). Check it out for yourself or listen to what we thought of this noise. All this plus superior posters, scalin' back wild claims, Warhammer Chat, Fear and Loathing in Dad Vegas featuring: a much-awaited Kentucky Hot-Brown follow-up, forearm gravy, the only street in Fairborn Ohio, Rat People are the something of something else, the secret to Kevin's signature hair, listener junkmails from our goofy pals, background poochie, greasing the palms, 4 child-less men in their 30's discuss theme parks, background fist fights, clever meta-premises, a hankerin' for critters, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll roam sidewalks endlessly for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise. This week's episode edited exclusively during sleeping hours!

While Parker is out losing his shirt in some Vegas casino on an American Gladiators slot machine, Kevin and Sean are joined by our old brother Mark Freado to discuss three very different and very strange films.Up first, an american journalist in Japan comes in contact with a mad scientist who feels like he would be the perfect test subject for his latest experiment in The Manster from 1959.Then, we take an in depth look at various species of insects and find out why they will someday reclaim the Earth as their own in the 1971 Academy Award-winning documentary The Hellstrom Chronicle.And finally, what would happen if you mixed the Chinese hopping bloddsuckers from Mr. Vampire with the wacky African tribal antics of The Gods Must Be Crazy? We find out as we examine Crazy Safari from 1991.All this, plus talk about bull penises, Creature from the Black Lagoon chat, ghoulish voicemails, Nerd News, Blu-rays and so much more!LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We become unwitting superheroes via your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

It's July-O this week, Junkies! We're joined by Derrick from Astro Radio Z, All the Gimmicks and the Podcast at Orgy Castle to discuss three Giallo movies so put on your mask, gloves and grab a bladed weapon! First, a fashion salon becomes the scene of a massacre in Mario Bava's "Blood and Black Lace." Next, an American writer witnesses an attempted murder and becomes obsessed with the case in Dario Argento's "The Bird with the Crystal Plumage." Finally, a park ranger sees his fashion model twin get killed in a psychic vision in "Nothing Underneath." All this plus Nerd News, surrealist bullshit, the perverts, leaving money on the table, baseball chat, DVDs, earthquake chat, Dario Sargento and so much more! Direct Donloyd. Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll call yer mother a Toyota for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise. This week's episode edited outdoors in the bright summertime sunshine!

This week, we return to the deep and largely untapped well of short films for an easy-breezy summertime celebration of friendship, podcasting, and weird videos! It's the perfect antidote to your July 4th hangover (combined with fluids, rest, and federally-regulated painkillers).Up first! It's the surprisingly violent first installment of the 1944 serialized drama version of Captain America, in which the Captain is for some reason a District Attorney in search of a vibrator. It's old-timey and weird and full of surprises that we chat all about. Next up! We check in with our old friend Saul Bass (director of Phase IV) and see what all the late sixties Oscar buzz was about in regards to his award-winning 1968 short documentary Why Man Creates. It's a somewhat ramshackle, fairly charming, and wholly unique little collection of brief segments loosely structured around creativity. Plus it's got that signature George Lucas visual style!Finally! It's a third short: Styx: Killroy Was Here, (aka Styx: Caught in the Act) the 1983 concept-concert-film that nearly killed the treasured rock & roll outfit Styx. Famed musical lunatic Dennis Deyoung masterminded this semi-racist Blade Runner-esque futuretale of the death of rock music, featuring the talents of the director of Poltergeist II and the director of the Making of Thriller, and some kind of allegory about domestic automobile manufacturing. How ridiculous is it? Very. All this plus a sweaty-journalism fuck-style theorem, an on-scene report from the filming locations of Jack Frost, a surprising return for Face to Face chat, Kevin Moss is Mister Roboto (he's skype-y this week), a look at major league pitching deficiencies in London, more or less Morlocks, partially drunken musings on the current state of affairs in the Blaxploitation world, Parker references Marvel movies, a Pupstar update, throwing shade at Babar the Elephant, shout out to Bosco sticks, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and even more! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll call yer mother a Toyota for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise. This week's episode edited outdoors in the bright summertime sunshine!

This week on JFD, gentlemen and ladies, the Patreon picks are all about the 80's.Up first, Steve Railsback is a Vietnam vet and fugitive on the run who stumbles onto the set of a World War I movie being made by Peter O'Toole, who offers him an opportunity to hide-out on his set if agrees to replace their stunt man who has recently died. While on the lamb Railsback learns a thing or two about stunt work and falls in love with the film's star played by Barbara Hershey in 1980's The Stunt Man.Then, John Cusack plays a high school kid obsessed with his girlfriend until she dumps him for the captain of the ski team, sending him into a suicidal funk until he meets the local French foreign exchange student played by Diane Franklin in Better Off Dead from 1985 directed by Savage Steve Holland.Finally, a horny college student dies after being hit by a car on his way back from buying a condom, but postpones the afterlife to hang around on Earth for a fews days as a ghost trying to get laid one last time before heading to the Great Beyond in 1985's School Spirit. All this plus witty banter between friends, we discuss the new Charles Play movie and Sean recounts his real life run-in with Young Charles, $27 plastic fork toys, Dom DeLuise vs Paul Prudhomme chat,  a call from our grandpa  and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We become unwitting superheroes via your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

We're back with a round of weird ass short films this week. First, we delve into a Tim Burton deep cut with one of his first films, "Hansel & Gretel" which was shown once or maybe twice on the Disney Channel and never screened for human eyes ever again. In it, Hansel and Gretel are Japanese and run afoul of a witch. Next, a behind the scenes look at a defining moment of the '80s -- "The Making of Michael Jackson's Thriller." In this, the King of Pop and the director of "The Stupids" make a scary commercial for the biggest album of all time. Finally, an evil space queen looks to take over Earth so she can have an outdated URL in "The Great Space Jam." This wacky movie was made in 48 hours by the RedLetterMedia dudes. All this, plus Fruit Chat, DVDs, Nerd News, Milkshake Chat, Nice voicemails, Straw Chat, other types of chat and so much more chat! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll give you some sugar for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

This week, we kick off the Summer of Sam (Raimi, that is)! So pack up the Oldsmobile and groove along with us to some classic jams from the slapstick indie genre darling of our youths!Up first! It's the semi-forgotten feature that Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell put together shortly after The Evil Dead and before its first sequel. Not a horror film, but more of a slapstick comedy slash film noir parody slash Looney Tunes live-action tribute slash murder mystery slash action movie, or something. Of course, we're talking about 1985's Crimewave, which by the way features a meaty role for character acting legend Brion James. Next up! It's Old Sam's take on Universal Monsters and Golden Age Superheroes, with a dash of Mission Impossible thrown in for fun. We're chatting of course about 1990's Darkman, the one about the guy with the burned face and the masks. Finally! It's a third movie: Army of Darkness, the 1992 feature that you might have heard a thing or two about. It's the final Evil Dead movie ever made or associated with that franchise, and once again stars Bruce Campbell as Ash Williams. But does it feature any deadites? All this plus for the love of old men, a Dave Chappelle update, a Bushwick Bill in memoriam, Kevin Moss reveals some Halloween staples in his house, no steamed hams (this time), a Ghoul Summer update in the form of an unsettling health update, a semi-ardent Švankmajer supporter, a steamin' heap of junkmail, Swamp Thing was a thing?, Parker claims there are too many DC Superhero movies being released, Parker Bowman tells us how he really feels about Steven Spielberg, we're sorry to Massacre Video for goofing on a movie they're releasing, the kinds of crime that Parker's into, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll give you some sugar for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

Greetings, Junkies. This week on JFD we've got three very different flicks featuring everything from bar fights with Joe Don Baker, leather daddies on the prowl and goofy vampire humor!Up first, Michael Douglas plays a young California professional who travels to a small town in Missouri for a relatives funeral and ends up sticking around to do manual labor with Joe Don Baker, find love and maybe, just maybe, find himself in Adam at Six A.M. from 1970 directed by Robert Scheerer.Then, Al Pacino plays a young cop who goes undercover in the underground BDSM subculture of New York City to find a serial killer who's targeting gay men in William Friedkin's Cruising from 1980.And finally, Jim Wynorski directs a silly horror movie parody about a guy (Steve Altman) and a girl (Teri Copley) who travel to "the old country" to find a relative and magical book that could awaken ancient spirits in the slapstick Transylvania Twist from 1989.All this plus witty banter between friends, Roky Erickson remembered, our thoughts on the new Godzilla movie, comic book movie crossovers, Robert Maplethorpe chat, and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We become unwitting superheroes via your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

What's up, shorties? This week's menu features some well done bits of abbreviated cinema, a medium amount of technical glitches, and other rare occurences - including but not limited to the appearance of our Brother Mark Freado, the inclusion of a fourth film on the show, and most shockingly: two colons. That's right - this month's SHORT FILMS episode of JFD is here and ready to blow (those two colons)! Up first! Way back in the pre-9/11 days of yore, there was a charming and talented Frenchman named Georges Méliès. Way back around the turn of the century (no, that other century), this guy had the smart idea to throw the still-new-as-a-literary-genre concepts of Science Fiction up onto the silver screen. The result (among several hundred more) is of course 1902's A Trip to the Moon! Will this be the oldest movie JFD ever reviews? It seems likely. Watch here first and then listen along with us! Next up! It's the rarely-discussed 1982 British semi-documentary Arcade Attack: Silver Ball Heroes vs. Video Invaders,. It's a movie we've watched and you'll hear about it. I can tell you this now: it's got some killer animation, surprisingly. Also, look out for pinball related full-back tattoos! Watch here first and then listen along with us!And then! Did y'all know that Guillermo del Toro was making short films back in '87? I didn't, either. At least until we reviewed the weird/stylish Exorcist-esque Geometria from 1987 - and it was an eye-opener. You'd think we'd be satisfied with just this many reviews, but you'd be wrong! Watch here first and then listen along with us!Finally! It's a third movie: Trancers: City of Lost Angels, the 1988 short films from famed schlock master Charles Band. Originally produced as a segment for an unreleased anthology film (seems like a popular Band move), this thing's got Sarah Palmer from Twin Peaks in it! It might not actually have any Trancers, though - we can't really be sure. Watch here first and then listen along with us!All this plus an official Ghoul Summer update, Kevin hates John Wick, checkin' with the dead bodies in junkfooddinnerland, The Return of the Boob Scale (tm), Kevin is turned off by Fred Armisen, do the kids care at all about Mortal Kombat anymore?, a rundown of the classic novelizations of Shaft, Kevin hates Crank, Topsy the Elephant (cue the applause), science v wizardry, nose whistling, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and you're still too slow! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll bop moon-men on the head with umbrellas for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

Oh man, Junkies, we're back with another wacky week of random-ass films from the back isles of some forgotten video store.Up first, Frank Stallone plays the son of a recently deceased private eye who is on the run from the Mexican mob. When he finds himself in the small town of Beamsville, the whole town is engrossed by a pink meteor that has landed in the town and is causing all the women to become sex-crazed Amazonians in The Pink Chiquitas from 1987.Then, John Lithgow plays an oncologist with multiple personalities who is killing women and kidnapping children in a plot cooked up by his father (who may or may not also be a figment of his imagination) in Brian De Palma's Raising Cain from 1992.And finally, Chow Yun-Fat and Anthony Wong play a couple of low-level criminals who join up with a trio of eccentric and sadistic thugs to pull off one last big heist. The punches, bullets and explosions are plentiful in the over-the-top Full Contact from 1992.All this plus witty banter between friends, a slew of Junk Mail, sad Nerd News about Doris Day, the Honey I Shrunk the Kids re-make, this week's blu-rays and so much more. LISTEN NOW: MP3 Direct DonloydGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We become unwitting superheroes via your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

Whoop Whoop, Juggalos! It's finally Violent May and we're joined by Mike from VRTL Pros and Border Boss to talk about three Insane Clown Posse movies! First, Shaggy and Jay provide commentary over a bootlegged tape of Japanese hardcore ghoul wrestling in "Stranglemania." Next, The insane clowns star in their own blaxploitation movie, co-starring Mick Foley, Rudy Ray Moore and the Jerky Boys, in "Big Money Hustlas." Finally, the wicked clowns prove they never die in the western homage "Big Money Hustlas" co-starring Jason Mewes and Ron Jeremy. All this, plus brand new Insane Kevin Posse tracks, ICP memories, Juggalo Origins, no nerd news, no DVDs, no junk mails, mmfjfdl! Direct Donloyd Got a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll spread bodily fluids on Jesus for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!

Don't be too slow, Junk Food Junkies!! You gotta go fast with Sonic, Dario, Kevin, Rusty, Parker, Sean, Oliver and the gang! It's a wild and weird PATREON-Picked episode this week! Up first! Way back in the pre-9/11 days of yore, there was a movie called The Devils from 1971. A surprisingly high quotient of naked nuns (including Vanessa Redgrave) get mixed up in a plot to banish high-priest (Oliver Reed) from the church, and commit loads of sexual blasphemies along the way. Considering what really happens in real-world Christianity [note: 1], this is considered by some [note: 2] to be a refreshingly optimistic take on the church. Thanks to Chris B for picking it! [note 1: child rape; note 2: parker bowman] Next up! It's the rarely-discussed 1982 (or 80-something, at least) Canadian (or Canadian-American, at least) semi-slasher Superstition, (or The Witch, sometimes). It's a movie we've watched and you'll hear about it. I can tell you this now: it's got some killer kill scenes. The rest is maybe a blur already. Thanks to Andreas for picking it! Finally! It's a third movie: Opera, the 1987 feature from famed Italian horror master Dario Argento. This is one everyone's been requesting for just about forever, so let us just say we're very sorry. Thanks to Luke/Josh for picking it! All this plus perhaps too much discussion of the last episode of Game of Thrones, a surprising lack of Sonic trailer reactions, Avengers Endgame stuff, oversized book confessions, trading some times, oh: Blob Zombie?, a summary of British basketball players historical and current, more Avengers Endgame stuff, a Parker Bowman cosplay update, police humor, Sean thought she was suckin' on it, Free Dummy, our weekly news plus Blu-ray Picks and you're still too slow! Direct Donloyd HereGot a movie suggestion for the show, or better yet an opinion on next week's movies? Drop us a line at JFDPodcast@gmail.com. Or leave us a voicemail: 347-746-JUNK (5865). Add it to your telephone now! JOIN THE CONVERSATION!Also, if you like the show, please take a minute and subscribe and/or comment on us on iTunes, Stitcher, Blubrry or Podfeed.net. Check us out on Facebook and Twitter! We'd love to see some of your love on Patreon - it's super easy and fun to sign up for the extra bonus content. We'll spread bodily fluids on Jesus for your love and support. Please avoid checking out this embarrassing merchandise!