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In our first segment, we'll sit down with JG, a passionate DIY enthusiast whose harrowing tale of a home improvement project gone wrong left him completely speechless. We've all heard of DIY disasters, but JG's first-hand account will have you on the edge of your seat. Whether you're a DIY pro or just love a good laugh at someone else's expense, you won't want to miss this story that reminds us all why some projects are best left to the experts.In our second segment, we'll introduce you to a woman who found herself in a truly bizarre and extraordinary predicament. Imagine swallowing your precious Apple AirPods by accident. We'll explore the details of how this unusual mishap occurred, how it was discovered, and the surprising outcome that will leave you both amazed and bewildered. We'll also delve into the medical side of things, discussing what happens when you ingest such high-tech gadgets and how doctors handled this unprecedented situation.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, we delve into two intriguing and cautionary tales that showcase the unexpected consequences of actions taken and ignored. Join us as we explore the depths of human emotions and the perils of disregarding warnings in one riveting episode.Have you ever had a neighbor who seemed to push all the wrong buttons? In our first segment, we share the story of neighbors who took matters into their own hands to exact sweet revenge in the best way possible. Then, we explore the real-life consequences of ignoring critical warnings. We explore the exciting world of low bridge collisions. 178 of them in fact. All at the same bridge that has become known as "Can Opener Bridge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Labor Day week, and Lindsay and JG are lounging by the pool, sipping drinks with little umbrellas in them and barking orders to anyone who will listen. Unfortunately, nobody does, and it becomes uncomfortable for them both. But at least they have little umbrellas! In other words, here is a command performance of a previous episode (just a fancy word for re-run).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join us as we uncover the tale of two police officers whose insidious partnership takes a devastating turn. As we dissect their questionable motives, we explore their decision to conceal evidence in a way that defies common sense. This desperate attempt to cover their tracks led to a somewhat hilarious result.And then, the story of a Holocaust denier who gets into an argument and a fight regarding his conspiracy theory. The problem is that the guy he's arguing with is an MMA fighter. What could go wrong?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join us as we unravel the jaw-dropping story of a gang of wannabe masterminds who took their criminal ambitions to new heights - and depths of absurdity. Using state-of-the-art special effects that would rival Hollywood productions, this gang pulled off a bank heist that appeared to be right out of a blockbuster action film. But as we delve into the intricacies of their meticulously orchestrated plan, you'll be left astounded by the comical mistakes that turned their grand scheme into a sideshow. Tune in as we dissect the intricacies of their special effects, their daring escape, and the series of missteps that led to their downfall, proving that sometimes, even the most elaborate plans can't outsmart sheer stupidity.Prepare for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we unravel the convoluted tale of an insurance scam that took a detour straight into the realm of farce. It all started with an incredibly hare-brained idea that seemed destined to succeed. Join us as we recount the outlandish details of this plot, involving a series of events that spiraled out of control faster than anyone could have imagined. And just when you think the absurdity has reached its peak, the story takes an unexpected turn that leads to a climactic confrontation at a local Taco Bell. It's a tale of misguided ambition, laughable decisions, and a fast-food ending you won't want to miss.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join us as we dive into two riveting stories exploring life's unexpected and unexplored aspects. In the first half, we unravel the hilarious yet cautionary tale of a hapless janitor navigating the corridors of a world-class research facility. Our janitor's journey through bad decisions provides a side-splitting glimpse into the world behind the scenes of groundbreaking science.Transitioning to the second half, we delve into a cautionary narrative surrounding an elderly lady whose house should never be considered a target for break-ins. Discover why even the most daring criminals now think twice before crossing her threshold. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In a world awash with sugar-laden treats, have you ever wondered about the extraordinary lengths people will go to appease their relentless sugar cravings? Today we uncover the story of a man in Canada who may have gone a bit too far. Then, they say history repeats itself, and in this segment, we journey back to unravel a quirky and head-scratching blunder from over a century ago. Join us as we offer a fresh perspective on the saying, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In today's episode, we bring you two tales that will leave you in awe of the strange and unexpected ways life can unfold.First is the curious world of a bumbling deer hunter with an unconventional approach leading to disaster and humiliation. Join us as we unravel the hilarious misadventures of this determined hunter, whose quirky techniques and comedic blunders take center stage in an unforgettable tale of unexpected outcomes. Then, brace yourself for the spine-chilling account of a very unusual and dangerous way for a senior citizen to spend an afternoon. We delve into the astonishing story of an elderly individual who defies all odds by embarking on an adrenaline-pumping and questionable journey. Discover the motivations behind this extraordinary quest and the jaw-dropping consequences that unfold.Join us as we traverse the paths of absurdity and curiosity, where laughter and amazement intertwine with danger and the extraordinary. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions in this episode of The Shallow End as we delve into two wildly contrasting tales that will leave you in stitches and fuming with indignation.Our first segment recounts the hilarious and jaw-droppingly silly misadventures of one man's laundry day gone horribly wrong by forgetting the basic dos and don'ts of laundry by employing absurd shortcuts that involve highly flammable substances. This laundry escapade turns into a sidesplitting comedy of errors. Sometimes, all it takes is one person's stupidity to turn an ordinary chore into an epic comedy.In the second segment, we shift gears to a more serious but equally compelling story of a man who embarks on a quest to uncover alleged price gouging at his local dollar store. Convinced that he's being shortchanged on savings, this bargain hunter takes it upon himself to violently confront the store employee. It doesn't end well. Join us as we delve into the realm of consumer rights, price analysis, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with trying to save a few cents on a can of soup. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First, Lindsay brings you the astonishing account of a person who unexpectedly made their new home an abandoned house. Discover the staggering details of how this individual, against all odds, moved into an empty house meant to be sold. As we delve deeper into their stubborn determination to remain, we unveil the captivating twists and turns that unfold. But what could the homeowner possibly do to reclaim their property? Prepare to be amazed by their innovative and unconventional solution to resolve the unusual predicament.Next, Jethro unravels the tale of a man who seemingly had it all: a majestic mansion, opulent surroundings, and luxurious living. However, dissatisfied with the view from his prized estate, he embarked on a grandiose plan to enhance it further. Discover the extraordinary lengths he went to improve the scenery, only to discover that his actions' consequences were far more severe than he ever anticipated. Uncover the surprising revelations as we delve into the unforeseen repercussions of unlawful logging and the devastating price he paid for his vanity.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

.Join us as we explore the strange and unexpected antics that people engage in while soaring through the skies during skydiving adventures. But one story stands out. It involves skydiving and a pillowcase full of cats. But that's not all! Our episode takes an unexpected turn as we dive into a riveting account of two men who sought to gain an unfair advantage in a fishing derby. Explore the captivating narrative of these individuals who ventured into the realm of cheating in the pursuit of victory. We'll dissect their actions, motivations, and the repercussions they faced for their questionable decisions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, we explore two intriguing stories that showcase the remarkable ways in which fate has its own way of serving justice. Join us as we explore the repercussions of illegal parking and the astonishing account of a failed wannabe hitman that leaves us questioning human intelligence.First, we uncover the tale of a man who repeatedly flouted parking regulations, callously occupying handicapped spots without a care for those in need. Little did he know that his actions would trigger a chain of events that would eventually lead to his downfall. We follow the journey of karma catching up with this stubborn individual, revealing the surprising twists and turns that ultimately teach him a powerful lesson about empathy, respect, and the consequences of his choices.But that's not all - we then venture into the realm of extraordinary incompetence with the mind-boggling story of the world's dumbest would-be assassin. Prepare to be astounded as we recount the shocking missteps, laughable blunders, and unbelievable lack of basic skills that resulted in one of history's most hilariously failed hitman job interviews.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two intriguing narratives that showcase the strange and unpredictable world of thieves, where fashion sense clashes with a lack of common sense, and meticulously planned heists crumble under the weight of inevitable fate.Our first story revolves around an enigmatic neighborhood thief with an impeccable fashion sense but a woeful absence of common sense. Join us as we uncover the amusing escapades of this mischievous character, who leaves behind a trail of well-dressed chaos. In the second half of our episode, we embark on a journey into the world of professional burglary and the harsh reality that no matter how meticulously crafted a plan may be, fate can play a cruel hand. Prepare to be enthralled by the true accounts of a group of clever burglars whose well-laid schemes fall prey to unexpected turns of events. Despite their ingenious strategies, these daring criminals find themselves trapped in a web of unforeseen circumstances, leading to their ultimate downfall. Through witty storytelling and insightful analysis, Schnebly and Toth unravel the mysteries surrounding these captivating tales, examining the intricate balance between fashion and folly and the relentless grip of fate on the lives of those who engage in illicit activities. Join us on this rollercoaster ride as we explore the dichotomy of audacity and destiny in the realm of thieves and burglars.So grab your headphones and prepare for a thrilling and entertaining episode that combines fashion, foibles, and the irresistible forces that shape the destinies of those who choose a life of crime.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In our first story, we unravel the bewildering exploits of a man who discovered the most outrageous and, dare we say, downright illegal way to reach the airport. Hold on tight as we dive into the details of his unconventional and unconventional-adjacent methods that left airport authorities scratching their heads. Trust us; you won't believe what this determined individual attempted to save a couple of bucks and avoid a mundane taxi ride to catch his flight!Then, we take you on a wild journey to the picturesque Victoria, B.C., where a Canadian man's one unfortunate decision resulted in an unexpected lifetime ban from one of the city's most iconic hotels. Discover the mishap that took an unexpected turn and escalated into a hilarious chain of events that even the hotel staff couldn't help but crack a smile about.Join Schnebly and Toth as they dissect the intricacies of these comical incidents, unraveling the mysteries behind these "what were they thinking" escapades.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hold on tight in this episode of The Shallow End as we recount the jaw-dropping tale of a daredevil whose steam-powered stunt took a disastrous turn. Join Lindsay and JG as they unravel the courageous yet calamitous escapade of this Captain Crankshaft, who thought he could conquer the skies with his ingenious steam-powered contraption.Then, we take you on a whimsical journey into the world of a political movement that will leave you gobsmacked and questioning reality. Join us as we explore the eccentric demands, unconventional strategies, and hilariously featherbrained tactics employed by this peculiar movement that involved sparrows and cookware. Join us on this episode of The Shallow End as we serve up a deliciously absurd blend of daredevil disasters and kitchenware-induced madness. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question mankind's sanity in the most delightful way possible!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First, we delve into the audacious heist that rocked the financial world. Join us as we unravel the astonishing tale of a man who managed to scam a prominent bank out of a staggering one million dollars. We'll take you on a rollercoaster ride through the intricate web of deception that enabled him to orchestrate close to the perfect crime. Discover the unexpected details of his elaborate scheme and how he managed to stay one step ahead of the authorities for so long. But just when you think you've figured it out, brace yourself for the unexpected turn of events that led to his ultimate downfall. Then, a tale of an ill-fated home invasion. We'll recount the story of a home intruder whose obsession with snack food ultimately led to their own demise. Step into the shoes of the unsuspecting homeowners as they find themselves victims of an intruder driven by an insatiable craving. Discover the unusual detective work that led to this snack-loving invader's hilarious arrest.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the week of Memorial Day and Schnebly and Toth are spending it with loved ones. Please enjoy this encore performance of The Shallow End! A new episode drops next week! Can a messy house kill you? Yes. Yes, it can. Lindsay has the unbelievable details. And then, Jethro discovers that a bit of confidence can carry a person a long way. In this case, right to prison. Episode six of The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're serving up a double dose of jaw-dropping stories that will leave you laughing, cringing, and contemplating the perils of unchecked pride. In this Shallow End, we explore the most ludicrous excuse ever uttered to a police officer, followed by a cautionary tale of a man whose ego became his ultimate demise.First up, you won't believe your ears when we unveil the mind-boggling, eye-rolling, and downright ridiculous excuse one man came up with to escape the long arm of the law. But wait, there's more! We switch gears and explore the dark side of an inflated ego. Prepare to witness the mighty fall of a man who thought he was untouchable. All because of his ego.So, whether you're in need of a good laugh or a stark reminder of the consequences of excessive self-importance, this episode of The Shallow End has got you covered!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this captivating episode of The Shallow End, we delve into two extraordinary stories that will leave you scratching your head and holding your sides.First, we unveil the hilarious tale of an elusive prison escapee whose freedom came to a screeching halt due to an unexpected twist of fate. Follow along as we explore the mind of this cunning fugitive, examining the choices that ultimately led to his capture. Discover how sheer boredom became his downfall and learn about the series of events that unfolded, leading law enforcement to finally bring him to justice.Next, we unravel the fascinating saga of the Baron of Arizona, a brazen con man who manipulated and deceived his way to riches, leaving a trail of victims in his wake. We'll shed light on the charismatic facade this master manipulator presented to the world. Explore the web of lies and deceit that allowed him to bilk millions of dollars from unsuspecting businesses, earning him the notorious title of the Baron of Arizona.Whether you're a true crime enthusiast or simply seeking a good laugh, this episode of The Shallow End is sure to please. Hear the amazing tales of the bored bandit and the rise and fall of the Baron of Arizona.Regenerate responseSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this episode of TSE, we'll recount the outrageous story of a drug smuggler who made a daring, yet disastrously foolish move. Buckle up as we delve into the details of his comically calamitous attempt to outsmart the authorities, only to find himself on a one-way trip to the hall of fame for criminal blunders.Next, prepare to be shocked by the tale of an extreme heist that's nothing short of hilarious! This fearless felon took stealing valuables to a new low - literally! Get ready for a whirlwind of laughter as we unfold the epic story of one of the most preposterous pilfering plots in history!Join us for an episode of absurdity as we explore these marvelously madcap tales! Don't forget to hit subscribe and share the hilarity with your friends, as we continue to uncover the most shocking yet entertaining stories on The Shallow End!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First up, we've got the story of an armed robber who thought he had it all figured out. He stormed into a home improvement store, brandishing a gun and demanding all the cash in the register. Unfortunately for him, he didn't plan his escape very well leading to a most embarrassing apprehension.Then, we've got a group of prison escapees who were so thoughtful, they almost got away with it. Almost. You see, thoughtful doesn't always translate to smart. Join us for two tales of criminal incompetence that will make you shake your head and wonder what the world is coming to.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

First, we'll be discussing the story of the worst, most incompetent thief you've never heard of. This thief's criminal exploits are so laughably inept that you won't believe they were even attempted, let alone carried out. We delve into the mind of this hapless criminal and examine his botched attempts at stealing.But that's not all - we also bring you the bizarre tale of a man who came up with a truly unique way to try to avoid arrest. This man's unconventional strategy may seem outrageous, but it actually worked - for about 30 seconds. It doesn't end well. It never does in The Shallow End.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Today in The Shallow End, we follow the misadventures of two teenage thieves who thought they had found an easy target in an old woman. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse when the woman proves to be much more than they bargained for. Tune in to find out what happens when these young criminals learn a lesson they won't soon forget.In the second story, we delve into the fascinating tale of a very unusual bank robber. This person's methods were anything but conventional, and certainly unique. You won't want to miss this captivating story of one person's journey into the world of crime and the unexpected twists and turns that ensued.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the latest episode of The Shallow End, we bring you two completely different yet equally hilarious stories. First up, get ready to be inspired by the heroic tale of a modern-day cowboy who saved the day at an Oregon Walmart. You won't believe the lengths he went to protect innocent bystanders from harm.And if that's not enough to pique your interest, we also have the hilarious and unbelievable story of Keith - the man who has been arrested so many times that even the cops are struggling to keep track! We'll share some of the wildest details from Keith's incredible rap sheet, and you won't want to miss a second of it.So tune in and get ready to be entertained, inspired, and maybe even a little bit shocked. This is one episode you won't forget anytime soon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, we bring you two intriguing and wildly different stories. First, we delve into the world of a man with a bizarre and unconventional sexual fantasy that took an unexpected turn. Then, we turn our attention to a daring criminal gang that impersonated law enforcement officials and carried out a series of bold and brazen crimes. Both stories are packed with unexpected twists and turns, and we explore the motivations and consequences of each one. Join us for a hilarious journey into the realm of human behavior and psychology.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode, we'll explore the world of incompetent criminals and bizarre legal defenses.First up, we'll tell the story of two burglars who made the mistake of stealing a live-feed camera. Unbeknownst to them, the camera continued to record and track their every move for days.Next, we'll turn our attention to the courtroom, where we'll share the story of a lawyer with the most unusual defense for his murder suspect client. trial.Whether you're a fan of true crime, legal drama, or just absurdity in general, you won't want to miss this episode of " Bumbling Burglars and Befuddled Barristers: Hilarious Tales of Dumb Burglars and a Bad Lawyer” So grab your favorite beverage, sit back, and enjoy the ride.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are many types of birth control methods. Some are more effective than others. JG has the story of one man who employed a novel approach to birth control that was effective, but ill-advised. Then, Lindsay regales us with a story that involves sun, sand, and a huge crowd of drunken spring break participants. What could possibly go wrong? Warning! The Shallow End is not intended for use as a dental drill.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Over the years, there have been people who went to great lengths to avoid being drafted. JG has a most extreme and ill-advised example. Then Lindsay reminds us that it's never a good idea to put a hit on someone. And it's even worse when you hire a discount hitman. Warning! Listening to The Shallow End has been known to cause light-headedness and a giddy, silly feeling.Sleep Better with Cured Nutrition! Click here and use promo code TSE at checkout to save 20%!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

You wouldn't believe some of the stuff people try to steal. And the methods they use? Even more unbelievable. Lindsay has the details. Then, JG reminds us to always be careful around an elephant. Especially one that's suffering from constipation. Warning! Episode 41 has been known to cause nasal irritation if stuffed up one's nose.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JG has the story of a trailer truck theft that quickly led to egg on the face of the thief. And then, there's a right way and a wrong way to rid your house of unwanted pests. Lindsay has a prime example of the latter. Warning! This episode of The Shallow End may cause painful abdominal cramps if swallowed.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Who's responsible when you promote a major professional sporting event and one of the teams is a no-show? Lindsay breaks it down. And then JG has a cautionary tale that reminds us that some types of behavior while visiting the Vatican are frowned upon. Warning! Prolonged or repeated contact with The Shallow End Podcast may cause itching and irritating rash.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A reminder from Jethro that it's always a good idea to know what the potential fallout from a planned theft could be. But sometimes things happen that one just can't anticipate. The results are tragically hilarious. Then Lindsay has the recent tale of how one man's behavior ruined his Superbowl experience this year. Warning! The Shallow End may contain peanuts and wheat gluten.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A guy named Ozzie with a bottle of cleaning solvent causes a major problem. And then, it doesn't take state-of-the-art criminal forensic techniques to solve a crime if the perp is not too bright. Lindsay and JG have all the ridiculous details. Warning! Contents of Episode 37 are under pressure and should never be exposed to open flames.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It wasn't so much the burglarizing as it was what they did with the plunder. JG has the extremely disturbing, yet hilarious story. Then it's Lindsay's turn to remind us that calling 911 should be for, you know, important stuff. Warning! Never listen to the Shallow End while sitting in a tub full of water while holding a plugged-in air fryer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do you get when you mix two Australians, a ski resort, and bad planning? Lindsay has the details. Then JG regales us with stories of some very bad smuggling techniques. Warning! Episode 35 should never be re-heated in a plastic tray.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JG warns us to be careful of what we re-gift for the holidays. Things could end in a horrific display of pyrotechnics. Then, Lindsay tells us about a stupid yet polite home invader that really likes chicken. WARNING! Listening to episode 34 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. Make good choices and take personal responsibility for the outcome of your listening! Protect your privilege to listen to The Shallow End by not making the headlines or becoming a statistic.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

If we've said it once, we've said it a hundred times. Stop setting things on fire! Lindsay has details. And then, Jg wants you to know that there's a time and place for drunken golf cart hijinx. Tumble dry episode 33 on low heat only.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There are just some things one shouldn't put in one's pants. JG has the blow-by-blow details. And then Lindsay asks the question, " What's the most embarrassing reason to go to the emergency room?" He then answers that very question. Caution: Episode 32's filling is hot.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lindsay tells us about one of the most popular forms of mass entertainment a century ago. It involved explosions, shrapnel, and twisted steel wreckage. And then JG has the hilarious mishaps of a prankster with little common sense. Warning! Discontinue listening to episode 31 if minor intestinal cramping persists.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What happens when you're attempting to steal a trailer, but you're not too bright? JG has the amusing details. And then Lindsay tells us why we should never fiddle about with the weather. Episode 30 is not an actual attorney but a paid spokesperson. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Apparently, there was a recent spate of incredibly bad decisions at a Minnesota middle school. Lindsay has the chilling details. Then JG regales us with a tale involving bad timing, stupidity, and a Chicago muffler shop. Avoid allowing episode 29 coming in contact with mucous membranes.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Some sports fans take things a bit too far. Jethro has the details of this cautionary tale. Then Lindsay asks, "can a house divided stand after all?" Attention! Tumble dry episode 28 on low heat only.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The title for the world's stupidest bank robber is a very competitive division. However, Lindsay may have found a leading contender. Then, Jethro tells us about a bugler who just can't get a break. Attention! If an emergency occurs while listening to episode 27, an oxygen mask will drop down from the compartment above your head.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sometimes Karma is not so instant. Sometimes it takes decades. JG has the details. And then, Lindsay regales us with what is possibly the most hilarious accident report ever filed. Caution! Listening to episode 26 is an inherently dangerous undertaking. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jethro has a surprisingly hilarious story involving a propane torch and a pail of gasoline. And then Lindsay reminds us to never underestimate our senior citizens. Especially those that are heavily armed. Warning! Episode 25 should never be listened to near an open flame.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What do three hapless middle school janitors have in common with Bill Murray's character from the movie Caddyshack? JG has the story of a very resilient gopher who gets the last laugh. Then Lindsay warns us of the dangers involved when you're not a very good smuggler. Warning! Episode 24 is For external use only.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lindsay has the best "pull my finger" story ever while Jethro explains why a burglar with a gambling addiction is a dangerous combination. Warning! Do not puncture, incinerate, or store episode 23 above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jethro has a story of a drunk Canadian who made bad choices and the police officer that punked him. And then, a guy caused quite a scene on the Interstate all because he didn't want to pay for an Uber. Hardhat and safety goggles are not required but are recommended when listening to Episode 22 of The Shallow End.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane can have bad end results. Lindsay has the story. Then, Jethro tells us of a murderer who jumped bail and was on the lam for over three decades. Don't worry. He gets his in a most delightful way. Episode 22 is freshest if listened to before date on carton.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.