Astrology Zoned: A Susan Miller Fan Podcast

IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, ARIES!!!!And Susan Miller says you can expect good news throughout your birthday month! However, you may want to put on your beekeeper suit just to be safe because everyone should be ready to enter the prickly briar patch and weather cosmic storms.Laura and Alex begin with a recap of Susan's Note, and it is all business: astrology business and Susan Miller business. There are so many planets changing signs right now that Susan cannot get distracted by tales of her health or apartment rental but instead must focus on the stars. Of course, though, there's always time for a little discounted calendar plug. Next the gals wish Aries a very happy birthday! Neptune is in Aries for the first time since 1861, and it is a BIG DEAL. All of this planetary commotion and activity means good things for Aries. Just don't get fooled by Neptune's veil, which can lead to obfuscation and confusion. Check yourself before you wreck yourself, Aries! Then Laura tells Taurus that April is a great time of review and reflection before all of the planets that have been retrograding regain their full strength and things really get going in May. Also, Taurus should be aware that Pluto and Mars are bickering, which could lead to problems. Let's just say that Susan has an interesting idea for how to deal with this. Finally, Alex tells Scorpio to keep their schedules light during April. And she passes on Susan's repeated warning that they must take care of their health! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:30Aries: 6:10Taurus: 23:25Scorpio: 33:20Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!This month is absolutely full of planets planeting. There are retrogrades, eclipses, trines, sextiles, and anything else one might want (or not want) from the universe. The episode begins with a recap of Laura and Alex's Valentine's Day. The gals listened closely last month when Susan Miller warned that the day could be trouble, but they planned a festive night filled with Dolly Parton and a prix fixe menu anyway. And going with the planetary flow, as Susan suggested, paid off! Next Laura describes how she was “embezzled” last month (translation: Susan got something right). Susan accurately predicted that Taurus would take a short trip and meet interesting people, and Laura did just that! A true embezzlement success. Then it's time to discuss Susan's Note, which includes the recommendation of two books that appear to have nothing to do with astrology. Susan's collaborations are often a mystery, but the gals have some theories. Then it's time for the horoscopes. Laura and Alex let Pisces know about the many planets that have gathered for their birthday. With this crowd of heavenly bodies in their orbit, Pisces are simply too blessed to be stressed. Alex then tells the Scorps that they'll need to wait a little longer before things really get going this year, and she introduces the listeners to Susan Miller Career Coach. Finally, Laura tells Taurus that they are the darlings of the cosmos (yet again!) and can expect lots of attention from VIPs and money, money, money. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 5:27Note from Susan Miller: 7:39Pisces: 21:43Scorpio: 34:43Taurus: 50:09Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!! We made it to February, a month with two new moons (sort of) and a challenging full moon. For better or worse, all the signs are in it together this month, and Susan Miller is here to advise on how to wrestle the full moon dragons to the ground. The gals kick off the episode with the Embezzlement Update. Were any of Susan's predictions in January accurate? Fortunately for Laura, they were, and she shares all about her latest book, which has garnered the attention of VIPs. Then Laura and Alex implore Susan (yet again!) to produce some lowbrow merch, which they would love to buy, despite the fact that neither of them wants to pay the few extra dollars for Astrology Zone's premium app. The episode continues with a discussion of the Note, which is surprisingly full of astrology. Also included this month is a transcript from Susan's hectic life, which Laura and Alex perform as a dramatic reading. Through this vignette, we learn about Valerie, the never-before-mentioned assistant! (Call us, Val, if we can help with the merch. We have ideas!) Next the gals recap the horoscopes. Unfortunately, because the difficult full moon appears so close to Valentine's Day, Susan recommends putting off all festivities and celebrating later in the month. More positively, Laura and Alex tell Aquarius about all the fun activities that the planets are doing in their honor. Finally, they fill Taurus and Scorpio in on what to expect this February. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 01:45Note from Susan Miller: 11:32Aquarius: 24:55Taurus: 35:36Scorpio: 43:25Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY CAPRICORN SEASON!!!! And Happy New Year! Laura and Alex are back for the fifth year of the podcast after dutifully following Susan Miller's instructions in January 2021 to create a show. Little did Susan know that it would be all about her! The episode begins with the Embezzlement Update: Laura tells the listeners about her exciting embezzlement (translation: Susan correctly predicted something last month), which took the form of a visit to a volcano while she was home for the holidays. Next up is Susan's Note and it's a doozy. The gals share Susan's explanation for posting the horoscopes late this month, which sadly includes both accident and illness. Fortunately Susan is still able to tell us about her upcoming appearances and where to buy her calendar, which leads Laura and Alex to hatch a plan that could circumvent shipping charges for all. Next the gals dive into January's horoscopes. All of the signs will experience a slow start to the year due to Mars retrograde. Susan tells Capricorn to focus on themselves this month and to get some work done on a creative project, such as a podcast! Then Alex tells Scorpio that this month is all about career. Susan even issues a stern warning to them about when they must not go on vacation, lest they be distracted from career success. Finally, Laura informs Taurus about the absolutely glorious new moon that arrives at the end of January and provides a very important Cupid Weather Alert. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 2:43Note from Susan Miller: 11:28Capricorn: 20:47Scorpio: 29:05Taurus: 36:15Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!! Despite multiple planets retrograding this December, Sagittarius should have a wonderful birthday month. They can even expect some international travel! Or at the very least, some international FedEx shipments. This month, the gals have embezzlement updates to share, as well as a hot take from a commenter on social media. And there's a lot of information in Susan's Note to her readers, including her holiday plans, recent illnesses, and descriptions of many upcoming appearances. If any listeners in New York belong to Zero Bond, please invite us to Susan's event! Or if anyone attended her most recent Discord AMA and learned what an astrological emergency is, the gals would appreciate that information, as well. Then Laura and Alex break down the December horoscopes, beginning with this month's birthday sign, Sagittarius. Unfortunately, both Mercury and Mars are retrograding this month, so be prepared for things to move slowly. Venus will retrograde, too, so don't even think about getting Botox until that's over. Next Laura shares that Taurus may have the opportunity to travel this month or perhaps to participate in the import/export of ideas! And Alex tells Scorpio that VIPs will notice their work this month, which could result in a promotion or bonus. Finally, the gals want to thank everyone for listening this year! See you in 2025! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 09:38Embezzlement Update/Hot Take: 03:48Sagittarius: 24:30Taurus: 36:00Scorpio: 42:45Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!!Enjoy November, Scorps! In a special twist, there are two full moons this month and Susan Miller believes that Scorpio will enjoy both of them. Laura kicks off this episode with a tale of finding treasure in the wild. In this case, the treasure is the 2025 Astrology Zone calendar and the wild is a boutique in Cold Spring, NY! The gals then have a discussion about Susan's election-related content. Despite the fact that Susan tends not to make predictions about current events (and she made no exception for the election), there is plenty to chat about regardless. Next Laura and Alex recap Susan's Note to her readers, in which Susan explains why the horoscopes were late: she went to China! Despite Susan explaining otherwise, the forecasts this month are a bit abbreviated, but that's the trade-off for being introduced to Susan Miller Traveler. And while the trip did delay the horoscopes, there is, of course, more to the story, including a respiratory illness and even more stress related to her move. Alex then tells her fellow Scorpios what they can expect during their birthday month, such as money and the adoration of VIPs! The Scorps should also watch out for strange behavior from their partners, be they spouses, colleagues, or, as Laura surmises, Parcheesi partners. Laura then fills Taurus in on everything they need to know for November. They too must keep an eye on their partners and should consider doing their holiday shopping early to avoid complications caused by the many planets that are about to retrograde. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 8:37Scorpio: 20:19Taurus: 32:50Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY LIBRA SEASON!!! According to Susan Miller, October is going to be a great month for Libra. So get out there, rack up some achievements, and be a money magnet before a bunch of planets retrograde. For better or worse, the planets are planeting big time right now. The episode starts with a discussion of Wordle strategies and Laura's recent travels. But there's no time to waste on chit chat, because Susan has written yet another Note that details her move and all of her related feelings on the subject. Suffice it to say, Susan is struggling with the emotions that the move has brought up. However, she also tells us that there is asbestos in her apartment, so a temporary relocation may not be the worst thing, especially considering Susan's fragile health. Next up, Laura and Alex recap the horoscopes. A golden triangle appears in the first half of this month and its position in Libra's chart could mean career advancement. But watch out for planetary food fights! Laura then explains to Taurus that the October full moon may bring out secrets. Taureans must also pay attention to their physical health this month and potentially begin psychotherapy. Finally, Alex recaps the Scorpio forecast and shares the very important message from Susan that October 2024 is going to be a cutthroat year for Halloween costume competitions. So if you're attending a party, Scorps, step up your game! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 6:30Libra: 13:33Taurus: 24:30Scorpio: 32:50Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!!It's eclipse season again, but don't worry, Virgo, because there are positive birthday vibes and good surprises coming your way! The gals begin the episode by reminiscing about when they met Susan Miller on the streets of New York three years ago. What a time! Neither Laura nor Alex have any embezzlement to report (translation: Susan didn't make any predictions for them last month that panned out), so they dive immediately into September's Note, where they learn that the 2025 Astrology Zone calendar is ready! Susan also gives her readers an update on the trials and tribulations related to her recent flood and subsequent relocation. Then it's time for the horoscopes. There's a lot to cover because, for better or worse, eclipse season is upon us. Susan is quick to warn us that if we don't deal with our issues and make decisions that the eclipse will make them for us! Laura and Alex begin with Virgo's forecast, which unfortunately seems like a mixed bag. But hang on for the second half of the month, Virgo, and you'll see some sparkling 4-star days. Laura then explains the effects that the eclipses will have on Taurus and about all of the wonderful planetary golden triangles that will bring them good fortune. And Alex tells Scorpio that September is a time to have fun, even though last month Susan seemed certain that the Scorps were embarking upon eighteen months of sadness. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 7:39Virgo: 14:32Taurus: 24:16Scorpio: 38:33Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY LEO SEASON!!!!You have a lot going your way this month, Leo! Susan Miller is adamant that you make a birthday wish. Fortunately you have plenty of time to contemplate your desires because this directive was published with the horoscopes on August 1! The episode begins with a chilling story of cybercrime, as Laura recounts how she was almost scammed into buying counterfeit Taylor Swift tickets. Happily, her great knowledge of the teachings of Astrology Zone came to the rescue! Laura also shares her Embezzlement Update, where we learn that Susan got something right. The gals then get started on the horoscope recaps. It seems like all the signs will experience a peach of a new moon this month, but a troublesome full moon. Leo should mix and mingle and enjoy their birthday gift from the universe. And Susan herself gives Leo a birthday present by including a rather long story about her pregnancies in their forecast. Alex then tells her Scorps the good news first: exciting career opportunities and cold coins could be coming their way. But the bad news is that the loneliness they are experiencing now might not end for eighteen months. And Laura informs her Taursuses that August is a time to slow down, focus on home, and perhaps do some casual entertaining. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 4:24Note from Susan Miller: 9:17Leo: 15:23Scorpio: 26:24Taurus: 38:33Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

ATTENTION, CANCER!!!! You've got a great birthday month ahead of you, so make the most of it before mischievous scamp Mercury retrogrades and ruins the fun. The gals start this episode with a catch-up that includes Laura's mastering of international relations and fun facts related to tennis. But the star of Susan Miller's content this July is her note to her readers, so there is a lot of Susan info for Laura and Alex to cover. To begin, her apartment flooded, so we learn all about how she was forced to evacuate her apartment and enter the overwhelming world of New York real estate. Then, as is Susan's way, she came down with a mysterious illness. This somehow transitions to a detailed description of the Astrology Zone calendar's editorial process, in which we learn the names of everyone who works for Susan. The gals then tell Cancer about the cheerful peach of a New Moon that they're getting for their birthday. This July, Susan orders Cancer to socialize, and not just in honor of birthday month, but to get ahead in business. Get out there, Cancer, and make those professional contacts! Laura then explains to her Tauruses that they must expand the borders of their worlds, which could possibly include the import/export of ideas! And Alex recommends that the Scorps be as productive as possible before Merc retro hits in August. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 7:32Cancer: 29:00Taurus: 37:07Scorpio: 43:04Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, GEMINI!!!!In your honor, Susan posted her horoscopes on the first day of the month. She couldn't wait to inform you that it's the start of your Emerald Year! Get ready for a bountiful harvest (and many more gardening metaphors). The episode starts with a discussion of 2024's Luckiest Day of the Year. Laura and Alex love a good Embezzlement Update, but it pales in comparison to the unprecedented event that occurred in the Astrology Zone universe this month. Due to illness, Susan was unable to write her monthly note to her readers. If that weren't shocking enough, her editor-in-chief, one Edward Rubinstein, wrote the note on her behalf! Suffice it to say that the gals have a lot of thoughts on this shocking twist. Alex then talks all about Susan's forecast for Scorpio, which is chock full of practical advice. Don't doubt your ability to manage money, Scorpio! Susan believes in you. Or at least she believes that you can ask a friend to recommend a good financial advisor. The episode finishes with Laura's recap of Taurus's forecast. Taurus may have passed the Emerald Year torch to Gemini, but wonderful things are still on the horizon, including money, travel, and wildflowers. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 08:33Note from Susan Miller: 12:55Gemini: 19:01Scorpio: 29:18Taurus: 40:38Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TAURUS!!!!!It's Taurus season, which is a very special time at the pod because that means it's Laura's birthday!!! The universe is obsessed with you, Taurus, so be on the lookout for money, extra luck, and the adoration of VIPs. Laura and Alex begin the episode with the Embezzlement Update so they can check in to see if either of them experienced the joyous aspect that Susan predicted in April. They did not, but Laura shares her tips picking up a few extra dollars in Vegas. They then recap Susan's Note, in which she covers astrology, a flood in her apartment, and an elusive Astrology Zone newsletter that the gals hope to receive one day when Susan's team fixes the sign-up page. Next Laura breaks down Taurus's magical birthday horoscope. Or as she's calling it this month: the Laurascope! Susan promises that diamonds will rain down from the sky and a crowd of planets will sip champagne in your honor. And not only is May's new moon a peach, but this month contains the Luckiest Day of the Year (capitalization by Susan), and Laura tells Taurus how to use this day to its fullest potential. Alex then informs her Scorps that May is all about committed partnerships, so they must ignore their loner tendencies and get out in the world and collaborate. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 3:50Note from Susan Miller: 7:50Taurus: 17:20Scorpio: 33:19Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

IT'S ARIES SEASON!!!Happy birthday, Aries! It's your time to shine and apparently to attract lots of money. So keep your eyes peeled and your wallets open this April because Susan Miller has declared you a money magnet!There's a lot going on in the world, so Laura and Alex begin the episode by catching up on the recent earthquake in New York and the excitement surrounding the Great American Eclipse. (The gals learned recently this is its real name and not something that Susan made up, as they suspected. But doesn't it sound like a Susan special?!) The Embezzlement Update is up next, and boy, was Laura embezzled!!! She shares all the details of Susan's incredible on-the-nose prediction from her March horoscope.Susan Miller Businesswoman and Susan Miller Eclipse Expert share top billing in this month's Note, so Susan has no choice but to tell us yet again about her essay on eclipses and how we can access it through her paid app. After a recap of Susan's plans for April, Laura tells Taurus that the eclipse may result in happy surprises and an exciting social calendar, while Alex assures the Scorps that they are not doomed. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 05:36Note from Susan Miller: 09:17Aries: 16:59Taurus: 28:48Scorpio: 38:39Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comSupport The Pop Art Tarot on Kickstarter! poparttarot.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!! Susan Miller may not have written you the lengthiest forecast this year, Pisces, but it is full of exciting predictions that should ensure a festive birthday season. She lists approximately five hundred ways that money may come into your life this month (cue Laura's pharmaceutical spokesperson voice), so there's a good chance that your birthday present will be cold hard cash! After a quick catch-up and an update on Susan's posting habits, Laura explains during the Embezzlement Update that she may have been embezzled, but it's just too early to tell. Next the gals break down Susan's note to her readers. It's eclipse season, but fear not! The 2024 eclipses will not be like the cruel, life-ruining eclipses of Taurus and Scorpio in 2023, and Susan takes every opportunity to invoke the trauma that Laura's and Alex's signs caused the world last year. The gals do not care for this guilt trip. Next, Laura gives an update on Taurus's Emerald Year and details all of the wonderful predictions for Taureans this March. There will be glitter, adoration, and maybe even the ability to literally heal yourself! Alex then tells the Scorps that March is all about romance. But beware Neptune's idealistic fog! It could send your love-addled brain right to the Elvis chapel in Las Vegas and Susan believes this might not be prudent. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 02:59Note from Susan Miller: 07:14Pisces: 14:06Taurus: 24:33Scorpio: 34:02Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, AQUARIUS! Laura and Alex are always happy to find themselves in the Age of Aquarius, and this year is no exception. So happy birthday to the Aquarians of the world! It's time to use your cosmic gift certificate.The episode begins with discussion of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce (a.k.a. Venus and Mars!) followed by the Embezzlement Update, the pod's newest segment, where the gals discuss which of Susan's predictions last month came true. Then it's time to deconstruct Susan's February note to her readers. Susan Miller Business Woman takes center stage, although also included is an astrological prediction that applies to all the signs this month: Uranus is going to be a real pain the butt. And, of course, Susan wouldn't be Susan if she didn't provide the signs with predictions and practical advice for Valentine's Day. The gals let Aquarius know what to expect on February 14 and for the rest of their birthday month, and Alex informs her fellow Scorps that they need to hang on for better times in March. Taurus, on the other hand, is bejeweled! Laura gives everyone an update on Taurus's Emerald Year and the shimmering glitter that Venus and Mars will bestow upon them. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 07:29Note from Susan Miller: 09:58Aquarius: 16:38Scorpio: 23:33Taurus: 34:52Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN! Welcome to Season 4! Laura and Alex are excited to jump into the new year. As is Susan Miller, who started 2024 off right by posting the horoscopes on the first day of the month!The gals start the episode with a chat about the holidays that segues into the show's newest segment, the Embezzlement Update, where they report which, if any, of Susan's predictions (embezzlement-related or otherwise) in last month's horoscope were accurate. Then Laura and Alex turn to Susan's note to her readers, where they learn that Susan unfortunately got Covid for the first time this past December. Less unfortunate for her readers, though, is that this signals the return of Susan Miller Epidemiologist, who has been away for far too long. In addition to more health news, Susan includes quite a bit of astrology in the Note, telling her readers what she expects for all the signs in January. We also hear from Susan Miller Businesswoman and are introduced to Susan Miller Historian! Next the gals give a summary of Capricorn's birthday forecast, which although brief, contains exciting predictions about love and money. Then Laura details what's in store for Taurus. And what's in store could be money, influence, and power! Or if that's too much for the tired Taurus, Laura assures the listeners that manifesting naps will do just fine. Then Alex tells the Scorps to be ready this January to hire a lawyer, produce a television segment, and, most excitingly, to judge a contest. The takeaway for everyone seems to be: take action, leave the house, and plant acorns that will grow into beautiful oak trees! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Embezzlement Update: 03:14Note from Susan Miller: 07:41Capricorn: 18:32Taurus: 23:42Scorpio: 29:21Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.com

IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE, SAGITTARIUS!!!!Because it's your birthday month and because Susan Miller is back! Just in time to tell us all what December holds. Her eyesight isn't perfect, but it's good enough that she was able to write the detailed horoscopes we expect and to tell us to buy her wall calendar and sign up for Discord. So all told, things have returned to normal. The episode begins with Laura and Alex recounting the magical adventure they had together attending the Radio City Christmas Spectacular. There's a lot more to the story but let's just say that Alex walked away from the experience with the desire to be a Rockette, and Laura to be Santa's mistress. The gals then follow up on one of Susan's more unpleasant predictions from last month by asking each other: Were you embezzled?!Happily, the December forecasts are full of holiday magic, so Laura and Alex are thrilled to tell Sagittarius about all the gifts that the planets will deliver for their birthday month. The horoscopes for Taurus and Scorpio are also joyful, although both signs should be prepared to pull the car over during Neptune's fog. Laura and Alex thank you so much for listening this year and wish everyone a wonderful holiday season! May the light from the baby glow-worm in the manger bring happiness and comfort to all! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 21:55Sagittarius: 28:00Taurus: 37:52Scorpio: 48:45Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!It's another month of brief forecasts as Susan Miller recovers from the eye infection that has left her partially blind. Alex and Laura believe that the Scorps of the world deserve more for their birthday month, but who are they to argue with Susan's doctor?! Our fearless pioneer of the astrology internet must rest her eyes. Even though Susan stuck to the facts for the horoscopes, she managed to write a lengthy Note chock full of tidbits about the AZ team, Henri Bendel, and the ins and outs of the wall calendar. And that's where this episode begins. Laura and Alex believe that this may be the first time in Astrology Zone's history where the word count of Susan's note to her readers far exceeds that of the horoscopes. And, boy, are they ready to provide some hot takes. They also discuss a bizarre social media post by Susan that resonated greatly with Laura and ultimately helped her through the tough leg of a recent trip. Without Susan's usual flourishes, both the Scorpio and Taurus horoscopes this November are less than fun. The Scorps must be vigilant because someone might be embezzling from them, while the Taureans have to contend with unwanted news that will come out of nowhere. Suffice it to say that Laura and Alex are looking forward to December when Susan feels that she will be able to use her eyes for long enough to write the horoscopes to which they've become accustomed. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 6:44Scorpio: 21:57Taurus: 30:16Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

LIBRA, IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE! And Susan Miller is here to tell you how to do that. However, this month she delivers the news in an abbreviated form due to the most Susan reason ever. She is suffering from an eye infection that has left her unable to see and therefore unable to deliver the lengthy and whimsical horoscopes to which we've become accustomed. But what is lost this month in fanciful language is made up for in insight into Susan's process. The gals start this episode with an explanation of why the horoscopes were posted early. Early! During the previous month! Laura and Alex are fairly certain that in the long history of Astrology Zone that this has never happened. The gals discuss the pros and cons (mostly pros tbh!) of these shorter forecasts and wonder if Susan should consider some changes to her writing process overall. Laura and Alex then tell Libra what October will bring them and the answer is money! Although oddly Libras may still feel the need to hit up their parents for some extra cash. Alex then warns the Scorps that they need to prepare themselves to come out from behind the scenes and into the spotlight, and Laura tells Taurus about the eclipses and thrilling social activities that await them. The episode finishes with an acknowledgment that Susan accurately predicted that the WGA strike could not end until Mercury went direct.GET WELL SOON, SUSAN!!!!!Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 02:32Libra: 12:57Scorpio: 22:53Taurus: 30:42Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VIRGO!!!!!It's your time to shine, although unfortunately you must deal with some secrets and surprises first. But Susan Miller is here to guide you through this difficult time so you can come out the other side ready to indulge in beauty treatments and international travel.The episode begins with a discussion of Susan's monthly Note to her readers. Here the gals learn that not even Susan is immune to the unpleasant machinations of retrograding planets. Celebrity astrologers–they're just like us! Laura and Alex break down all the chaos, but most importantly, if any listeners out there have a contact at the social media platform formerly known as Twitter, please let Susan and her team know! After they share a hot take, the gals dive into recaps of this month's horoscopes. It seems that all of the signs need to tread lightly until mid-September when Mercury finally goes direct, but after that, everyone is free to buy electronics and sign contracts with abandon. Venus has gone direct, too, so it's time to make your Botox appointments! In addition, Virgo may get a good surprise from Uranus, Taurus must socialize as much as possible, and Scorpio is due for some glamour courtesy of Leo. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 01:58Hot Take: 08:38Virgo: 10:28Taurus: 20:04Scorpio: 27:17Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LEO!!!!!!And Laura and Alex are back from vacation to tell you what's in store for your birthday month! Unfortunately, what's in store is a lot of retrograding planets, which translates into a less than ideal time to throw a lavish birthday celebration. The gals jump right into this episode with a recap of Susan's Note to her readers. Susan tells us that she has a new feature on her website, but due to the error of one of her engineers, it currently lacks some critical information. But don't worry because in the meantime Susan Miller Businesswoman is here to tell you all about her many apps and how you can buy them.The episode continues with a recap of Leo's forecast. Laura and Alex are disappointed that this month's birthday horoscope lacks unhinged Susan-style metaphors, but they carry on and deliver the bland forecast anyway. Laura then tells her fellow Taureans that they must watch out for all the supermoons that are supermooning as well as multiple retrograding planets, including Venus, their ruler. Let's just say this is not the time for Taurus to throw parties or partake in unnecessary beauty regimens. Alex ends the episode by reviewing the rules of Venus retrograde and assuring Scorpio that September will be better.Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 3:10Leo: 10:06Taurus: 17:31Scorpio: 26:54Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEMINI!!!!!Unfortunately, Susan Miller hasn't written the most compelling horoscope for your birthday this year, Gemini. But Laura and Alex are here to tell you all about it anyway. With a song! The gals jump right into this episode with a recap of Susan's note to her readers. Well, it's not so much a recap as a dramatic reading; this month's note is so wild that only Susan's original text will do. Astrology Zone readers haven't heard much from Susan lately about her health woes, but boy does she make up for it in this month's note. She describes all of her recent health troubles, which she believes were caused not only by the May 5 eclipse, but also by the vibrations from a tuning fork! Next the gals recap Gemini's birthday horoscope. They feel bad that it lacks excitement, so Laura writes and performs a special song! Alex then tells the Scorps that they must focus on career advancement this June (love can wait!), and Laura fills her fellow Taureans in on what they can expect when Venus retrogrades this month. Hold off on the Botox, Taurus! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 01:58Gemini: 17:32Scorpio: 24:34Taurus: 31:44Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.ASTROLOGY ZONED PODCAST BIRTHDAY SONGYou say it's your birthdayThe horoscopes are lateYou say it's your birthdayThe stars will tell you your fateWhere is Susan MillerIt doesn't matterYour birthday comes and goesYou say it's your birthdayThe horoscopes are lateBut that's just fate!Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY TAURUS SEASON!!!!According to Astrology Zone, the Tauruses of the world have a lot to look forward to this May. And that includes Laura, the pod's very own Taurus birthday gal. Happy birthday to all!!!The episode starts with a recap of Susan Miller's note to her readers. Much of this month's note is devoted to May's difficult full moon lunar eclipse in Scorpio because Susan is concerned about the effects of this event on all the signs. But don't worry–Susan lets us know that she wrote an essay about eclipses that is available on her website! She then moves from astrology to appearances, so next we meet Susan Miller Cinephile, who tells her readers about the film screening she is hosting with her daughter, Chrissie, a New York “It” girl of the mid-aughts.Laura then informs her fellow Tauruses about the great month (well, second half of the month) that awaits them. Jupiter is entering Taurus, so get ready to enter a period of goodness! A better birthday present does not exist. Scorpio can expect a positive latter half of May, too, and Alex lets the Scorps know what's in store this month. The gals end with a discussion of the coronation of Charles III (a Scorpio!) and bemoan the fact that the Royal Family likely does not employ a full-time astrologer. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 02:25Taurus: 10:29Scorpio: 19:27Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ARIES!!!!!You have a wonderful birthday month ahead of you. April contains not only a favorable eclipse and an incredible new moon, but also the Luckiest Day of the Year! That's right. The Sun and Jupiter align and meet in Aries this year. So get ready for a month filled with opportunity, money, partnerships, and favorable contract-signing! At least until Mercury retrogrades. Laura and Alex begin the episode by talking about Susan Miller's Note, which they are pleasantly surprised to find features more astrology than usual. They then switch up their hot take segment by giving their very own hot take on one of Susan's Instagram stories. Let's just say that the gals have a healthy fear of Cupid and will not be fooled by his cherubic depictions. They then tell Aries all about the amazing birthday season that awaits. Alex breaks down Susan's forecast for Scorpio and Laura lets Taurus know what Astrology Zone predicts for them. Tangents include discussions of air conditioners, Taylor Swift, and places in California. And farewell to Susan Miller Epidemiologist! Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 2:09Aries: 13:00Scorpio: 19:57Taurus: 28:25Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

PISCES, IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE!!!! And shine you will because Susan Miller predicts an incredible March where all of the planets are moving and changing and doing things! Prepare yourselves to enter a new realm full of buckets of money and dazzling opportunities where Saturn is your personal executive coach. Laura and Alex think you will feel just like Rihanna at the Superbowl. The episode begins with the gals recapping their first few days of March and transitions into a discussion about the Note, which includes a report of Susan's Miller appearance last month in Dallas (the gals have spies everywhere!). Laura and Alex then share a scandalous hot take from social media in which an Astrology Zone reader accuses Susan of not writing this month's horoscopes! Naturally, this leads the gals to wonder if ChatGTP will ever be able to convincingly recreate the Susan-isms we know and love. Next, Laura and Alex tell Pisces all of the wonderful things that await them this month. Seriously, Pisces, you might want to set aside some room for all the money that's coming your way. Laura fills Taurus in on all of Susan's wonderful predictions for March (visits from the Jolly Green Giant and Big Daddy Saturn?!) and Alex ends the episode with a recap of Scorpio's horoscope, which is filled with excessive planet name-dropping. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 04:27Pisces: 15:34Taurus: 28:30Scorpio: 38:40Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!!!Unfortunately, Susan Miller doesn't predict the fabulous forecast that Aquarians deserve for their birthday month. But Laura and Alex are here to show support and wish Aquarians all the best. Better times are ahead in March! This episode begins with a recap of the Note, which consists of not much more than descriptions of Astrology Zone's many apps and how you can buy them. However, readers in Dallas should get themselves to the Coyote Ridge Golf Club for lunch with Susan, which may or may not include some delicious chicken salad. The gals then tell Aquarius, Taurus, and Scorpio what to expect from February. Overall, they're not the most positive horoscopes Susan has ever written (to say the least), but as she reminds her readers many times this month, at least February is only 28 days long. And of course, Laura and Alex have to discuss Susan's thoughts on Valentine's Day 2023. In a shocking turn of events, Susan doesn't have high hopes for the day itself, which could explain why she doesn't give her usual heteronormative recommendations for how to celebrate. There are no rose petals this year; only SAD lamps. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 6:10Aquarius: 12:01Taurus: 21:57Scorpio: 29:02Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

IT'S CAPRICORN SEASON!And the start of a new year! And season 3 of this podcast! According to Susan Miller, January will be a great start to 2023. Laura and Alex kick off this episode by talking about their festive night on the town in December, an event that Susan Miller predicted in her final horoscopes of 2022. The gals then dissect the recent article about Susan in the New Yorker! It was only a matter of time before Susan, a quintessential New Yorker, was featured in the magazine, and you better believe that the article is filled with the Susan gems that we know and love. They then recap the Note, which includes the usual business woman content, a health update, and even some astrology. Next Laura and Alex give a recap of Capricorn's forecast, which is full of predictions about increased income and money! Alex then fills Scorpio in on a positive, yet somewhat dull, forecast and Laura shares a more exciting horoscope for Taurus that includes secret VIPs watching over them!Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 10:47Capricorn: 14:36Scorpio: 19:34Taurus: 25:59Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGITTARIUS! According to Susan Miller, Sagittarius has a lot of planets in a lot of places this month, potentially resulting in strong partnerships, gifts, and a new home. And guess who is revealed to be a Sagittarius?! Astrology Zone! It turns out that Susan Miller invented the astrological internet twenty-seven years ago in December. The gals begin the episode by discussing Susan's note to her readers. Like most of 2022's notes, Susan Miller Businesswoman is the star. Susan treats the note like a Spotify Wrapped for her business pursuits this year, and of course, she encourages her readers to support her many ventures. Laura and Alex then share everything that Sagitarrius can expect from December 2022, which ranges from a happy Christmas Day to water damage. Laura then tells her fellow Tauruses what December holds, but even more exciting is the reminder that 2023 is Taurus's Emerald Year! Then Alex explains why she's a Scorpio with a love deadline. Finally, the episode ends with the gals betting on when the Year Ahead 2023 will be released. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 03:25Sagittarius: 10:35Taurus: 18:16Scorpio: 30:08Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY SCORPIO SEASON!!!! And happy birthday to the wonderful Scorpios of the world! As always, Laura and Alex are here to preach justice for Scorpios, a group that has to deal with constant disrespect from the rest of the zodiac (or at least that's how Alex, a Scorpio, sees it). We're still in the midst of eclipse season and Susan Miller is here to terrify her readers. Laura and Alex share Astrology Zone's strategies for dealing with the difficult November 8 eclipse in Taurus, which includes plenty of practical advice that isn't necessarily related to astrology. They also recap Susan's monthly note to her readers, which unsurprisingly includes descriptions of her many business ventures, and more surprisingly includes descriptions of the paper and ink that she likes to use for her calendars. Alex then tells us what Scorpio can expect this month and for the rest of the year (hint: it's time to mix and mingle!), and Laura shares what November has in store for Taurus and how eclipse season has affected her ability to purchase tickets to see Taylor Swift. Finally, proving that you never know what the gals will talk about next, the episode ends with a warning about insider trading.Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps: Note from Susan Miller: 02:19Scorpio: 10:22Taurus: 20:33Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com.Links:Read each episode's transcript at our website: astrologyzoned.comHelp Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://Lauralovelybooks.comListen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com and http://fairybossmother.comRead Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LIBRA! Despite an approaching wild and wooly eclipse season, Susan Miller predicts a great birthday month for you, Libra! Get ready for money, travel, and supportive planets that gather around you like caring relatives, not unlike Peter Gallagher's family waiting for him to awaken from his coma in the beloved romantic comedy While You Were Sleeping. As always, Laura and Alex discuss Susan's note to her readers and some hot takes from social media (justice for Pisces!). But before they dive into a discussion of Susan's tiresome shilling of her products, the gals must review a new essay (and potential failed submission to Parenting magazine) that appeared on the Astrology Zone website recently. The gals then talk about everything in store for Libra, Scorpio, and Taurus this October, and even meet Susan Miller Financial Planner! Not surprisingly, Laura and Alex have had quite enough of Susan pushing her business ventures and spend much of the episode wishing Susan had never learned about Web3.   Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Susan's Latest Essay: 02:17 Note from Susan Miller: 08:41 Hot Takes: 12:25 Libra: 16:26 Scorpio: 23:50 Taurus: 32:31 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) Read Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, VIRGO! There's a lot to celebrate this month, Virgo! You should expect money, career success, and even fleets of Cupids! Susan Miller wants to know all about the dream in your heart so that you can get on the path to seeing it come true. Even Mercury retrograde isn't going to get in the way of your cash infusion and booming career this September.  As always, Laura and Alex cover Susan's note to her readers (the Businesswoman is the star, even if the gals have no plans to purchase an NFT or join Discord) and everything that Taurus and Scorpio need to know this Virgo season. However, they begin this episode with a discussion of current events: the death of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. The gals give their thoughts on Charles, the fate of the corgis, and the Queen's sun sign. And out of deference to the Queen, no hot takes are shared this month (too much snark for such a sad day). But don't worry because hot takes were shared earlier in the day… when Laura was on the local news!  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 21:42 Virgo: 26:23 Taurus: 32:49 Scorpio: 39:52 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Laura interviewed about QEII on the local news!: https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/looking-back-at-queen-elizabeths-3-new-york-city-visits/ (https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/looking-back-at-queen-elizabeths-3-new-york-city-visits/) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) Read Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

IT'S LEO SEASON! And there's a lot of good stuff coming your way this August, Leo, not the least of which is the coveted import-export of ideas! Susan Miller has a lot to say about how you can use the new moon (aka your cosmic gift certificate) to your advantage and the bonanzas that await you.  However, Laura and Alex have even more to say about the Note. This month Susan announces that she has launched a collection of NFTs! Although the gals are not particularly shocked by this development (they know all about Susan's commitment to Web 3, and even suggested in a previous episode that she might explore NFTs). Of course, there is a lot for Laura and Alex to dissect (Izak! Babylonians! Scrap!). And they do.  The episode continues with recaps of the August horoscopes for Scorpio and Taurus. Susan advises Scorpios to get things done early in the month because it's all over when Mercury and Mars retrograde. And Laura's forecast introduces us to Violetta, a woman from Susan's youth who gave her advice that she feels compelled to share with us today. Although it is the time of year for the Leos of the world to shine, Violetta might just be the star of this episode.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 2:28 Hot Takes: 22:37 Leo: 26:14 Scorpio: 37:56 Taurus: 46:10 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) Read Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!!! Get ready to shine this July, Cancers! Susan Miller promises you an exciting month of VIP meetings, unexpected yet exciting news, and the luck of an Irishman!  Laura and Alex kick off this episode with a discussion of Susan's Note, a sprawling essay that covers a myriad of topics ranging from Susan's new app to… Susan's old app. Just kidding–we're also graced by the presence of Susan Miller Tech Support, who tells us all about Astrology Zone's foray into Discord. Susan suggests that we watch an introductory video on YouTube so we'll be ready to join her–ever the internet pioneer–as she explores the exciting world of Web 3.0.  The gals then review their favorite hot takes from the world of social media, and finish up with the July horoscopes for Cancer, Taurus, and Scorpio. They don't have particularly wild forecasts this month, but are both excited to learn that if Laura tries hard enough, she has the power to create diamonds that spew forth from her brain.   Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 2:08 Hot Takes: 14:30 Cancer: 18:36 Taurus: 25:26 Scorpio: 33:05 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) Read Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

IT'S GEMINI SEASON!!!!! A very happy birthday to all the Gemini twins of the world! Laura and Alex wish you only the best, even if Susan Miller could only write you a somewhat brief and neutral forecast. It's possible she cut some corners this month, though, because… the horoscopes were posted on time!!!  Not only were Laura and Alex filled with surprise that the forecasts were available on June 1, but they were also unfortunately filled with COVID. That's right—Laura and Alex contracted COVID within a week of each other, so when Astrology Zone published the horoscopes on the first of the month, they were in no condition to read them, let alone record a podcast. But the gals are doing better and had just enough energy to (more or less) coherently discuss Susan's Note, the long overdue Year Ahead 2022, Hot Takes (where they learn a lesson from icon Mariah Carey about believing in the impossible), and the horoscopes for Gemini, Scorpio, and Taurus. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Announcement from Laura: 02:18 Note from Susan Miller: 06:22 Hot Takes: 10:10 Gemini: 11:55 Scorpio: 19:23 Taurus: 29:58 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) Read Laura's new book THE BREAK UP ARTIST on Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V (https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Break-Up-Artist-Audiobook/B09ZVQDG9V)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TAURUS!!!!! And to Laura!!!! Taurus season is upon us, as is eclipse season!  And Mercury retrograde! And there is a flower moon and a black moon! Needless to say, planets are doing things.  This being eclipse season–complete with eclipses in both Taurus and Scorpio–Laura and Alex decide to read up on the subject. They start the episode by summarizing Susan Miller's essay “How to Deal with Eclipses,” an unsurprisingly long treatise that details everything we need to know about this dramatic astrological occurrence. They continue with a discussion of Susan's Note, which includes the reason that the horoscopes were posted late and updates on some of Susan's forthcoming projects, including the Year Ahead 2022 (yes, this can still be described as “forthcoming”) and her new secret app. Laura then introduces a new segment to the podcast called “Hot Takes,” where the gals discuss commenters' reactions to Susan's inscrutable and often perplexing social media posts. Finally, the gals break down the forecasts for Taurus and Scorpio, including all of the information on the aforementioned eclipses. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  “How to Deal with Eclipses”: 01:22 Note from Susan Miller: 11:45 Hot Takes: 18:25 Taurus: 21:00 Scorpio: 33:18 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

IT'S ARIES SEASON!!!!! Susan Miller has a lot of exciting things to share with Aries, but unfortunately this month's horoscopes were published even later than usual. Laura and Alex waste no time (unlike some people…) getting into their thoughts on the late posting, Susan's excuses, and wondering what might have happened over at Astrology Zone HQ to lead to such chaos. As always, Susan believes that quantity can excuse her lateness, so the gals have a lot of material to dissect, including appearances from Susan Miller Epidemiologist, Trend Forecaster, Oracle, and Tech Entrepreneur.  After a thorough discussion of the Note, which includes updates on the Year Ahead 2022 and Susan's newest app, the gals talk about the month ahead for Aries. Laura explains how this lucky sign is basically living in Bridgerton IRL and is the homecoming queen/Celine Dion of the zodiac in April. Alex then tells about Scorpio's exciting (and lengthy) forecast, which includes a meeting of planets that will occur only once in our lifetime. Laura ends the episode by informing us of the artistic movement that awaits the world in 2023, which, excitingly, Susan predicts that Laura and her fellow Taureans will spearhead.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 5:20 Aries: 16:36 Scorpio: 26:02 Taurus: 36:23 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES!!!!!!!  And welcome to the world, baby Oliver! Susan announced that a new little Pisces joined her family in February. And while Laura and Alex are overjoyed by this news, they have a lot to say about the fact that the horoscopes weren't published until March 5, leaving them to fend for themselves not only during this month's new moon, but also on the luckiest day of the year.   In this episode, Laura and Alex dissect Susan's Note, which is chock full of gems, including how she helped her daughter after baby Oliver appeared on the scene, staffing changes at Astrology Zone headquarters, and her thoughts on the lengthy approval process for her Year Ahead 2022 e-book (yet to be published…). The gals let Pisces, the ruling royalty of the zodiac, know all the good things that February will bring (love! money! perfume!), and break down the forecasts for Taurus (it's career time) and Scorpio (get ready for true love–again).  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 01:50 Pisces: 12:35 Taurus: 21:37 Scorpio: 29:42 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, AQUARIUS!!!! And Susan Miller thinks you're going to have a great month! Saturn is here to get you moving on your goals and projects, but it's not all hard work, Aquarius. You've got money, laser beams of luck, and the coveted fleets of cherubs headed your way.  In this episode, Laura and Alex tell Aquarius, Scorpio, and Taurus what they can expect during the Love Shack Era of Venus and Mars. They're together this February, all cuddled up and ready to help you find love. And Susan couldn't be more excited about Valentine's Day 2022, suggesting glamorous evenings and luxurious restaurants, or possibly a vacation day! But before Laura and Alex can dive into all the Valentine's Day details, they must discuss the disturbing social media post that led them to believe that yet another medical catastrophe had befallen Susan. Then in the Note, the gals are introduced to Susan Miller Help Desk, who has a lot to tell everyone this month, along with, of course, Susan Miller Businesswoman.    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 5:52 Aquarius: 14:05 Scorpio: 22:44 Taurus: 32:29 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN!  And Happy New Year to all!!! It's 2022 and Laura and Alex are not only celebrating a year since they followed Susan Miller's advice to create a podcast, but also a wonderful outlook for the year ahead by the woman herself. Susan assures the gals that this year will not resemble 2020 and its twin 2021, and that all the signs have exciting things coming their way, even with both Mercury and Venus in retrograde in January. Needless to say, Laura and Alex are relieved to read and deliver such great news.  The gals start the episode by recapping Susan's Note to her readers. As expected, the businesswoman has a few updates, but we also get some great personal details when Susan tells us about spending Christmas with her family. Laura and Alex then tell Capricorn Susan's prediction for a great year ahead, which includes money, career opportunities (listen up, Capricorn actors), and the coveted Cupid fleets. Next, Laura encourages her fellow Tauruses to relax and ease slowly into the new year, and she delivers a cautionary tale (from her personal experience!) about the dangers of Venus in retrograde. Finally Alex relays Susan's predictions for love in 2022 to Scorpio and lets them know when they can expect Venus and Cupid to make things happen.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 03:36 Capricorn: 11:20 Taurus: 19:24 Scorpio: 33:14 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, SAGITTARIUS!!!!  Not only did Susan predict a great month for you filled with money, real estate, and a Christmas miracle, but we learned that lucky Sagittarius shares its sign with Susan Miller's Astrology Zone! December 14, 2021, marks 26 years since Susan Miller invented the astrological internet (or at least that's how Laura and Alex feel about it). And that's not the only anniversary this month: Laura and Alex are celebrating one year of podcasting about Susan Miller!  As always, the episode begins with a discussion of the Note from Susan Miller, and it's no surprise to anyone that the businesswoman continues to be the focus. Susan gives us more info on her beauty box collaboration, and thanks to an intervention from Jimmy (whoever that is), she even changes her position on whether or not men enjoy skincare. Susan also teases an expensive yoga retreat that Laura and Alex do not plan to attend, as well as a new feature of her app, which makes the gals wonder if Susan is tuning into this podcast! Then Laura and Alex dive into December's horoscopes, which, as promised, are much better than November's terrifying forecasts. They start by discussing the exciting month ahead for Sagittarius and their connections to the Sagittarrians in their lives. Then Laura's discussion of Taurus includes not only exciting predictions for the month, but also valuable information on Ancient Greece, Shakespeare, and her writing in high school. To end, Alex relays lots of positive news to the Scorpios, who have gift cards coming their way in December, and fleets of Cupids in 2022. Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 01:48 Sagittarius: 10:44 Taurus: 19:00 Scorpio: 27:49 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) Hear Laura on the Boobies and Noobies Podcast in late December: https://boobiesandnoobies.com/episodes (https://boobiesandnoobies.com/episodes ) Note: Internet research into Marc Antony's and Cleopatra's astrological signs is inconclusive. However, Marc Antony was likely a Capricorn, while Cleopatra may have been an Aquarius, Gemini, or Scorpio.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCORPIO!!!! Unfortunately, though, the planets are not showering you with presents and good wishes. In fact, they're only bringing trouble to the signs this November.  Laura and Alex begin this episode by apologizing to their listeners about the terrible, flippy floppy forecasts that they must relay this month. The gals then talk all about Susan's Note (now called “News”?!?!), which is entirely about another of Susan Miller's exciting business ventures (oh, how far we have come since CBD fizzy water!). Laura then delves into Taurus's horoscope and tells us about everything surprise-a-minute Uranus is up to (nothing good) and everything that the Taurus must contend with during the new moon (again, nothing good). Alex wraps us with Scorpio's forecast, which is not full of birthday fun, but warnings of possible bad news and unwanted events brought on by that bad boy Uranus and the new moon.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 02:10 Taurus: 11:00 Scorpio: 21:56 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

LIBRA, IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE! And not even Mercury retrograde can dull your sparkle! In fact, Susan Miller thinks that all the signs have a chance against Dennis the Menace (aka Mercury) and his slingshot this month, which is certainly a departure from the Merc retro warnings we have come to expect from Astrology Zone.  Laura and Alex start this episode by revealing the winners of their Susan Miller calendar art giveaway, which segues into… even more discussion of calendars! This month's Note from Susan Miller is mostly a sales pitch for the 2022 calendar, so unsurprisingly, Laura and Alex have a lot to say about Susan Miller businesswoman, and more surprisingly, have some information to share from Susan herself on the sales trends of calendars generally. The gals then break down the horoscopes for Libra, Scorpio, and Taurus, and round out the episode with a discussion of halloween costumes, eclipses, and the post office.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Announcement of Giveaway Winners:  Note from Susan Miller: 04:05 Libra 14:22 Scorpio 22:01 Taurus: 30:22  Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us (and send us photos of your Halloween costumes!) by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

In her September 2021 horoscopes, Susan Miller told Laura and Alex that September 18, 2021, would be a great day to attend an important and glamorous event. And was it ever! As described in her most recent note to her readers, Susan designed a trunk to celebrate Louis Vuitton's 200th birthday. So when she invited her fans to meet her outside of the LV store for the unveiling of her design, Laura and Alex were there without a second thought. Much like the experience of reading Astrology Zone, the gals had no idea what they were getting into, and meeting Susan in person proved to be a very similar experience to reading her forecasts: lots of questions, few answers, many mentions of the calendar, and a smattering of practical advice. In this special episode, Laura and Alex try to make sense of the “event” and give a play-by-play of their encounter with Susan Miller the oracle, the business woman, the epidemiologist, the mother, the woman, and their new friend.  *Giveaway Announcement* One lucky listener will receive their zodiac sign's illustrated page from the Susan Miller Astrology Zone 2021 Calendar! To enter to win, send an email astrologyzoned@gmail.com with your name, your astrological sign, and something you liked in an episode of this podcast. Sorry, winners must reside in the USA and we must receive your email by October 1, 2021.  Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us (and enter our giveaway!) by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Watch Laura's Instagram stories of the gals on the scene: https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17908126145109718/ (https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/17908126145109718/) Buy Alexander's #BrellaBag: https://www.alexanderallenstyle.me/ (https://www.alexanderallenstyle.me) Read about Susan's design for her trunk: https://www.vogue.com/article/louis-vuitton-susan-miller-trunk (https://www.vogue.com/article/louis-vuitton-susan-miller-trunk) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, VIRGO! And we have a giveaway... You are in for a great month! After the terrible time that all the signs had in August, Susan Miller is here to tell us about better things for September. She has even promised both Taurus and Scorpio that September will be filled with enchanting social events, which Laura and Alex interpret as Susan inviting them to the glamorous launch of her collaboration with Louis Vuitton (translation: they will stand outside a store and peer into a window to see a trunk Susan designed by sending inspirational stock photos to the LV team via FedEx).  As always, Laura and Alex dissect Susan's Note, which surprisingly focuses on the aforementioned trunk rather than her recent injury (Susan, we hope you feel better soon!), and let Virgo, Taurus, and Scorpio know what September holds (plans that go your way, an event straight out of the silver screen, and fleets of cherubs, respectively). *Giveaway Announcement* One lucky listener will receive their zodiac sign's illustrated page from the Susan Miller Astrology Zone 2021 Calendar! To enter to win, send an email astrologyzoned@gmail.com with your name, your astrological sign, and something you liked in an episode of this podcast. Sorry, winners must reside in the USA and we must receive your email by October 1, 2021.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Giveaway Announcement: 04:14 Note from Susan Miller: 08:15 Virgo: 15:30 Taurus: 21:19 Scorpio: 27:34 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us (and enter our giveaway!) by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Mercury is going Retrograde! Listen to our episode on how to handle this recurring event: https://astrology-zoned.captivate.fm/episode/mercury-in-retrograde-everything-susan-miller-needs-you-to-know (https://astrology-zoned.captivate.fm/episode/mercury-in-retrograde-everything-susan-miller-needs-you-to-know) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

HAPPY LEO SEASON!  It's going to be a rollercoaster of a month for all the signs. Sorry to all of the Leos who have birthdays early in the month because the new moon on August 8 brings trouble and unwanted surprises. But while we're over here dealing with angry planets and aggressive beams, Susan Miller is living her best life, and Laura and Alex have been doing their best to keep up with her wild summer. The gals cover everything from Susan's new love of Clubhouse to her successful partnership with Turner Classic Movies, and Laura talks about finally buying Susan's much-hyped (by Susan) Astrology Zone calendar. And thanks to a lovely review from a listener, they discuss their rising signs and get honest about how many of Susan's horoscopes they can stand to read in one month.   Finally Laura and Alex let all the Leos know what to expect during their birthday month and they break down anxiety-provoking horoscopes for Scorpio and Taurus.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 9:10 Leo: 26:14 Scorpio: 31:42 Taurus: 37:33 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Read each episode's transcript at our website: http://astrologyzoned.com/ (astrologyzoned.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CANCER!    Get ready for money! And friendship! And maybe even a surprise party! But please pretend to be surprised even though Susan just spoiled it for you. Cancer is going to have a wonderful birthday month full of travel; Susan even forgoes her usual Covid safety warnings to encourage you to get to some thickly forested mountains ASAP.  In other exciting news, Venus and Mars meet up this month for their one rendezvous per year, and all of the signs will benefit from their canoodling. Laura and Alex discuss this exciting reunion, Susan's party planning tips, and her social media posts from late June teasing a surprise for her readers. What could it be?! The gals had ideas, but of course, it turned out to be something they never would have guessed. And as always, Laura and Alex break down Susan's forecasts for Taurus and Scorpio.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 08:35 Cancer: 14:23 Taurus: 20:14 Scorpio: 26:28 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Set your DVRS and find your cable channel guide so you can watch “Star Signs with Susan Miller” on Turner Classic Movies. As promised, this link takes you to a photo of heartthrob Steve McQueen (and more information): https://www.tcm.com/articles/Programming%20Article/021392/spotlight-star-signs-with-susan-miller (https://www.tcm.com/articles/Programming%20Article/021392/spotlight-star-signs-with-susan-miller)  Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) Hear Laura talk about her television picks on TV BFFs at: https://audioboom.com/channels/5051822 (https://audioboom.com/channels/5051822) 

Luckily for us Astrologyzone.com includes many essays by Susan Miller that explain everything you wanted to know about astrology. Or at least Susan's take on it. And what better time is there to talk about Mercury retrograde than during Mercury retrograde?! Well, as Laura and Alex learn, there might be a better time because Mercury can be a real scamp when retrograding, causing communication problems left and right.  In this special episode, Laura and Alex break down Susan's https://www.astrologyzone.com/everything-you-need-to-know-about-mercury-retrograde/ (“Mercury Retrograde and What It Means For You.” )They learn everything from when it's safe to get plastic surgery to what it means to be born under Mercury retrograde to whether this time really deserves its bad reputation. All that plus more of Susan's practical advice than you knew you needed.  Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

ATTENTION GEMINIS!    This episode is all about you! According to Susan, the double-bodied Gemini brings the possibility for twice the opportunities! Geminis certainly are a lucky group, which is why the gals are so excited that baby Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor has entered the world under such an auspicious sign!  The episode starts with a discussion of Susan's posting habits and note to her readers, where she details her grief over her ex-husband's death. And in true businesswoman fashion, she still gets in a few plugs for her many endeavors. The gals learn some new facts about astrology, including one that will be of interest to anyone who has been married more than once (just like Elizabeth Taylor!) and report on Susan's practical advice for June. Finally, Alex is happy to report that Cupid's little fleet of angels is back in full effect for Scorpio, and Laura informs her Taurus friends that they might have to deal with some change.    Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Note from Susan Miller: 02:30 Practical advice from Susan Miller: 10:30 Gemini: 13:06 Scorpio: 26:10 Taurus: 32: 50 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

Happy birthday to Taurus! And to our lovely co-host Laura!     Will May be better, as Susan Miller predicted last month? It's looking good based on the forecasts for Taurus and Scopio, but unfortunately not everyone made it through April's monster moon without incident. Laura and Alex discuss Susan's sad note to her readers, a tribute to her ex-husband who died at the end of April. Then Laura recaps Susan's May forecast for Taurus, which she believes is a call for her to have a hot girl summer, and Alex recaps Scorpio, in which Susan instructs her to let go of her skepticism and embrace love. The gals end the episode by sharing their many takeaways from this month's forecasts, although perhaps none more important than the realization that it's simply impossible to discuss Uranus without giggling.  Laura and Alex discuss the following at these timestamps:  Monster moon recap: 2:43 Note from Susan Miller: 10:15 Taurus: 16:20 Scorpio: 32:12 Practical advice from Susan Miller: 44:36 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us (and let us know about your experience with the monster moon!) by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com)

Get excited for Aries season! And make sure to live your life in the first part of this month because when the monster moon comes on April 26, who knows what will happen! Susan Miller herself can't even tell us what to expect.   In this episode, Laura and Alex continue to be confused about Susan's posting habits (she was on time again and it wasn't even an April Fools' Day prank) and work through their fears about the ominous monster moon in Scorpio that will bring unexpected and unwelcome obstacles and changes to all of the signs. They discuss Susan's note to her readers, geezers versus geysers, Scorpio hate, and of course, all of Susan's practical advice for getting through the monster moon and the pandemic.  Horoscope highlights for each sign can be found at the following timestamps:  Aries: 6:46 Taurus: 11:30 Gemini: 15:44 Cancer: 17:41 Leo: 19:29 Virgo: 21:36 Libra: 22:35 Scorpio: 23:32 Sagittarius: 29:19 Capricorn: 30:52 Aquarius: 33:16 Pisces: 35:12 Practical advice from Susan Miller: 36:25 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us (and let us know about your experience with the monster moon!) by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Order “If You Really Love Me, Throw Me off the Mountain,” by Erin Clark, a strong and powerful Aries woman: https://www.erinclarkwriter.com (https://www.erinclarkwriter.com) Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) TRANSCRIPT:  Laura: Hello, everybody! Welcome to April 2021. We made it this far! Yay! Alex: Hi everyone. Hi Laura! Laura: Oh, hi Alex! Alex: How are you doing? Laura: I think I'm okay but then I read our horoscopes and now I have some concerns for something, but you know, I think we'll get through. We'll talk about why we're scared, but also I feel like we've lived through so much already that maybe I shouldn't be so scared, but I don't know, I got nervous. Alex: The fact that we have lived through so much and we're scared though maybe says something. Laura: Maybe it says something. Yeah, yeah. Well let's get into, as usual, when Susan Miller released the horoscopes for April. Again, another surprise. Another surprise, she released them on April 1. Wow. And I think, you know, last month in March we were so shocked because she released them a day early and that was really out of character and now it was just on time. So you and I agree that that while we don't like it and we're perturbed by her promptness— Alex: Extremely Laura: Extremely—we are just going to now keep track of like this streak and see how long it goes and also if we ever get an answer about why it's after 25 years she's suddenly become prompt with her horoscopes. It's a mystery. Alex: Right, so it's like a challenge. Susan, can you keep this up? But also why? Laura: Also why? Yeah we don't know why is it happening. Alex: Why are you doing this to us? Laura: Yeah why you're doing this, what's changed about your process, what's going on. But she released them on time. It was April 1. I had just gotten my second dose of the vaccine and I was really out of it so it took me a few days to read. But now we have and I think we should start off with the note from Susan Miller. Alex: Yes, so she starts off the note by saying: April will be a good, cheerful, and productive month until we get to the monster full moon in Scorpio on April 26. I know. And then she wrote: I know I am writing this on April 1, April Fool's Day, and I wish I were pranking you. This full moon will be no joke. Laura: Oh no, but see I got scared. Alex: It's incredibly ominous but also I was wondering if she like crafted this and she was like, Oh, this is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PISCES! It's your time to shine.  In a shocking turn of events, Susan Miller posted her March horoscopes early! And to confuse matters even more, she included a cryptic note to her readers instructing them to return to her website on March 2 for ‘exciting news'  Laura and Alex start this episode by trying to make sense of the unexpectedly early horoscopes and the strange “Note from Susan Miller,” and then talk through the feelings of confusion and betrayal that resulted from her underwhelming announcement.  Laura and Alex then give summaries of all the signs' forecasts, which can be found at the following timestamps:  Pisces: 25:21 Aries: 26:43 Taurus: 27:44 Gemini: 32:12 Cancer: 34:10 Leo: 35:07 Virgo: 34:43 Libra: 38:36 Scorpio: 39:27 Sagittarius: 46:19 Capricorn: 48:56 Aquarius: 50:17 Practical advice from Susan Miller: 53:08 Share your own thoughts on Susan Miller's Astrology Zone with us by emailing astrologyzoned@gmail.com. Links: Order a sample of Dolly Parton's new perfume: https://scentbeauty.com/products/dolly-eau-de-parfum-3ml (https://scentbeauty.com/products/dolly-eau-de-parfum-3ml) Watch Lucy and Ethel at the chocolate factory (a must-see for Capricorns this month): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkQ58I53mjk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkQ58I53mjk)  Help Laura reach the full potential of her Susan Miller legacy by buying her romance novels: http://lauralovelybooks.com (http://Lauralovelybooks.com) Listen to Laura's other podcasts, The Mermaid Podcast and You're Doing Great, at: http://mermaidpodcast.com (http://mermaidpodcast.com) and http://fairybossmother.com (http://fairybossmother.com) TRANSCRIPT:  Laura: Hello, friends, listeners of the podcast. Welcome to our March episode. Me, Laura von Holt here with Alex: I'm Alex Gershuny. Welcome. Thank you for listening. Laura: Yeah, we have a lot to cover. Some big developments have happened in the world of Susan Miller, and to sum it all up before we start, I'll just say that it is Pisces season, and I think that we are underwater. Alex: I think that's the perfect way to put it. You know, I, I thought we'd have kind of a calm month, to be perfectly honest, I thought, you know, well, you know we had an exciting February, we did the special romance episode and I was like okay well March is going to be, you know, standard going through horoscopes. I was very wrong. Susan did not disappoint. That may not be the right word, but we'll explain. Laura: Yeah. So I think let's just get into what threw us for the loop. You know now that we have a podcast, Alex and I the week before, or the last week of the month, we were like, when do we think she'll post her horoscope when we record the podcast and we were like well February's a short month, so let's assume that she'll post into March on like the third or fourth of March because like February's a short month and she usually needs more time, but we were noticing that she was posting a lot when the Mars Rover was landing. And then she was radio silence and then on February 28 we see a social media post that says horoscopes are going up within the hour and I was, I was doing something so I didn't see it until then like three or four or five hours. And one of my friends texts me is like, it's, it's up and I'm like why do you mean it's up? It's February 28. March horoscopes are up? Alex: Shocking. Laura: Shocking. I mean, I mean, we were panic texting each other, and we were worried. Alex: We were really worried. Laura: We were worried. We were truly worried. I was trying to remember if there's ever been a time in the 14 or 15 years that I've read Susan Miller where she posted early. Sometimes she has been able to do it on the first of the month like late at night, but I cannot remember a time when she was early. So, I mean it is very funny that for Susan Miller to be earlier on time gives us cause for concern Alex: But it's like the constant...