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Hi, we're Ben Routley and Judah Middel. This podcast is just us talking about anything, anywhere. We're usually in the car and we're usually pretty dumb. But we're just a couple'a goofballs having fun.

Barely Cool


    • May 29, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    12. ranking everything in the world

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2025 76:47


    Y'all ever hear of Tiermaker? Well in this one we're ranking things ON Tiermaker! WOW! What a novel concept! We rate water fountains! We rate chairs! We rate rating systems themselves! Wanna see if you agree with us? Play along at home! It's a great time to rank things in different tiers!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    11. the best breakfast sandwich ever

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2025 61:09


    This is the perfect breakfast sandwich to eat for your mouth! Put it in your chewers and prepare to taste delicious! To be far, the Barely Cool Boys™ made SLIGHTLY different versions of this perfect breakfast sandwich, but I digress. Want to make it at home? It's quick and easy! AND TASTY! Grab some eggs, throw them in a pan, grab some bagels, some cheese, some spinach, and maybe a spread or two! Wow you really are a bonafide Gordon Ramsay! Or Bobby Flay! (Or Matty Matheson for all of our Canadian fans! *wink*) Try this recipe for yourself!---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    10. Ben LOST $2000 and the CRA is PISSED!!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2025 77:03


    I sure hope Ben doesn't go to JAIL. He's a big part of our country's deficit. He's accountable for the loss of $2000 into the ether. Where could it have gone? Did he steal money from the government? Hard to say. He says no, but I'm not sure if I'm convinced. But hopefully he doesn't end up in prison. That would REALLY put a hit on this podcast. ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Heyden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    9. LEAFS IN 4! (for real this time) | Toronto Maple Leafs v. Florida Panthers | Game 1 | Round 2

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2025 121:26


    Does your favourite NHL hockey team just never seem to get their man advantage going? Are you tired of the joyous feeling of seeing the official's hand swinging high into the air immediately followed by the dread of your team's inefficient play? Well dread no more. Introducing the PowerPlay Office! Put the days of poor power play percentage behind you! With PowerPlay Office your team will never fail to score on the power play ever again, most of the time! Sure you might miss your son's soccer game or your wife's PhD graduation, who doesn't from time to time! It's all worth it in pursuit of that sweet sweet feeling of playoff success! With PowerPlay Office, you will never feel disappointed again! It works all the time most of the time, guaranteed! Call now! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    8. Canada Election Results 2025 | What is next for the country? | Carney Voted as Prime Minister

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2025 93:21


    The New Era is here! Mark Carney is your Prime Minister. The bad man Trudeau is finally vanquished (gone). Let's go over the stats. Incredible popular vote percentage for both the Liberals and Conservatives. Devastating lows for the New Democrat Party and friends. The people of Quebec thinking outside their province for once (who needs French right? Certainly not our Prime Minister). And one tiny little green blip. Mrs. May, you continue to be our little sweetheart. Will Maxime Bernier rise out of the ashes like an eyepatched villain in a bad soap opera (eggs and milk in hand)? What a turnout, what a rush, but crazier things have happened in this funny little up north country we call home. Tune in next season to see what happens to this crazy scene we call government! ---Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram:https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    7. LEAFS IN 4 BABYYYYYY | Leafs v. Senators Recap | Game 2 | Round 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2025 48:21


    Ridly Grieg #1 UNDESRIABLE!!! Reward of free mini putt (limit 1 round per person) for successful capture. Let's all bring this troublemaker to justice! Also the Toronto Maple Leafs are winning it all baby! Road to the cup starts here with the Barely Cool Podcast! ---Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    6. Survive | Movie Watchalong | Commentary Track

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2025 92:51


    Is this the WORST movie of 2025!? Not according to Mr. Prime (Amazon...that is). It's number 4 in Canada! At least it was when we recorded this. Survive, directed by Frédéric Jardin, is 2025's BIGGEST STINKER. Starring Émilie Dequenne and Andreas Pietschmann, Survive is movie about the ocean disappearing and having to fend off hungry aquatic wildlife...sort of. It's mostly about a bunch of other crap. Did you know that the last time the earth changed polarity was 700,000 years ago? Anywho...time to give Bezos some cash and toss some popcorn in the microwave, your two best friends are inviting you to cozy up for movie night! See you there (and by there I mean right here). ---Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    5. DON'T STEAL MY STAAAAAAR!! | Mario Party Superstars

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2025 100:37


    It's time for the best board game of all time! A board game that's actually a video game! That's right Ben and Judah are playing Mario Party Superstars! Throwback to the classic Mario Parties of yore, Mario Party Superstars highlights remodelled versions of fan favourite maps and minigames! They also have their wives playing with them! Wow! This game will test their friendship and marriages! Come watch! Also please read this entire description over in a Toad voice. Thank you! Hello! ---Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    4. Becoming Professional Chefs

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2025 79:15


    Somebody call Gordon, we have some new chefs on the market! Ben and Judah are becoming professional chefs. Nothing tests a chef like a brunch rush and so the boys are opening up a Brunch Nook serving up piping hot waffles. Almost as hot as these chefs in the kitchen. And boy, it sure is "HEATING UP IN HERE!" Ahhhhhhhh... seriously folks brunch is a serious thing. And so is the global unrest we see all around us. Hug your family. Keep them so so close.---Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    3. explaining our podcast to the police

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2025 56:57


    Oh no! Judah and Ben have had a run in with the law! How will those silly boys get out of this one you ask? Well with none other than their charming wit of course! They are in no way thrown off or intimidated by men with guns. Especially Ben, that stuff doesn't scare him at all! He in no way feels scared to make hilarious jokes. Ok this is all the online time I have for today, see you guys same time tomorrow. Get it? Cause I'm in jail! Haha, we have fun here. Ok see ya. ---Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    2. Who Named British Columbia?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2025 45:31


    I'm all alone in British Columbia, or BC for your shortform heads out there. And when I say "I'm" I mean "Judah am." That's right, I'm away and I realized I won't be home in time to get this episode recorded with Ben. In fact, I didn't even consult him at all about this before recording it. Some friend, huh? Also! It's a short episode! What an idiot I can be. Sorry about that! Anyways, British Columbia is a very beautiful place with a very stupid name. Tune in to hear about Stanley Park, the Vancouver Aquarium, and newfies. ---Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    1. trapped in a bathroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2025 53:07


    Guys it's here! Season 4 of the World's Best Podcast! Ben and Judah are kicking it off with an incredible time being locked in a bathroom. They are separated by stalls but joined together in love. It's a brand new season and the content is exactly the same. The years are passing by and the time is slipping through our fingers. You are not immune to the sands of time wearing away at your body. You are decaying. We are all turning into dust. ---Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast ---Intro by Hayden Reay: https://heydenreay.bandcamp.comOutro by Untimely Dosage: https://untimelydosage.bandcamp.com/music

    C. (~ex.e_season[null]_soon)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2025 53:30


    struct group_info errorbarely-cool= loading [new season (null)=fun times]; alloc(int coming) *soonreturn (!BC)--;coming_to_you_live-pointer [block.ex.e]partial_alloc (++funny]atomic_set (*goodbits[0]funny (more than) not funny][fUntimEs=so [many]them {null} 404 {not found}Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    100. We Know Connor McDavid Personally | 4 Nations Faceoff Recap

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2025 50:53


    How many podcasts do you know that are based in Newmarket? One. Us. The Barely Cool Podcast is the only podcast coming to you straight from the hockey capital of the world, Newmarket, Ontario, Canada. You know who else is from Newmarket? Well just the golden boy himself, Connor McDavid. We know him personally, like super well. Just don't ask him about it though, cause it's our little secret and he will pretend like he has no idea who we are. Oh Connor, such a goofball. Anyways, congrats Canada on your big win. You earned it buddy. Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    99. CANADA becoming the 51st STATE??

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2025 52:39


    Military, not so good. Taxes, very high. Government up there? No, no government up there. Very weak. Their governor Justin, Mr. Trudeau...tsssch...not so good. Difficult to work with, he doesn't respect me. And FRANKLY I'm thinking not so good. But the people of Canada, they are good people. But they'd be better as Americans! We love them, don't we folks? The next great state...CANADA!!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    98. Informative McDonalds Mukbang

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 13, 2025 64:51


    Yum yum in my tum! It's time for a McDonalds Mukbang! But not just stuffing our mouths with food, you're gonna learn stuff too! It's time to merge the two very best things: learning & fast food! Wow! Get yourself a Big Mac and craxk open your textbook along with us!Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcastYoutube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRgTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    97. Deliver Us From Evil | Movie Watchalong | Commentary Track

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2025 117:31


    Do you ever watch a movie and think, "Wow I wish I could hear commentary from the people who made it. Y'know... get an inside scoop on the creative process?" Well you're in luck! How about a commentary track from two idiots who have no insight at all. Ben and Judah are watching the 2014 horror crime thriller Deliver Us From Evil. Watchalong with us! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    96. death is real and awful

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2025 71:43


    This caption is going to be simple like the thumbnail. Please think before you choose to take a life, it is all precious. Let's not be fantasizing about killing the guy causing problems at Taco Bell ok guys. Grow up, ok? Alright. Glad we had this talk champ. Mwah! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    95. am i normal?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 23, 2025 60:22


    Have your b**ls dropped yet? No? Mine either! Or maybe they have?? How can you tell? Seriously, I'm asking you. I'm really self conscious about it. Do you mind if I show you? Can we compare? It'd really make me feel better. I mean what does "drop" even mean? Like do they fall out? It's really ambiguous. Like is it a gravity thing? Can they get stuck? Should I jump up and down? I really need someone to bring some clarity here. Anyways, time to "drop" your pants and show them suckers off ha ha ha. Seriously. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    94. might as well take em both

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2025 52:36


    Life is hard enough as it is. Why would you limit yourself in the finest of life's pleasures? Burgers? Pizza? Yeah... I'm thinking I'm gonna be taking both of them. The question itself is flawed. Move on. Live more. Or as the Bell says it, "Live mas!" Also thanks for listening and watching. Listening or watching? Why not both? Wait that's a different taco company. Oh well. Both of them. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    93. ben bought a stroller

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2025 55:09


    You ever have a hard time carrying your groceries? They are so heavy and they are so hard to get to your car. Well we have the solution for you! Get a stroller! It's perfect for carrying around...groceries...and most even come with an attachment for carrying the groceries around in your car! You'll never have to worry about safety again, of your groceries. Do what Ben did, buy a stroller exclusively for carrying around groceries, just groceries, nothing else at all that could go in a stroller. Ok see ya. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    92. FIX YOUR LIFE IN 2025

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 60:32


    It's time to take your year serious! Enough sitting around listening to lil baby unserious podcasts, it's time to tune your lazy ears to a serious podcast like Barely Cool. You want to know what it takes to be a real man? You want to stop getting looked over for that promotion? You want to finally take control of that crippling social media addiction? Well you will find out how to here, on the new and improved Barely Cool Podcast. Stay Hard. -B&J Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    91. Merry Christmas!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2024 56:39


    It's a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! The Barely Cool Boys are here and it's EARLY. SANTA CAME EARLY AND HE BROUGHT TWO UNFUNNY WHITE BOYS. Come watch with us as you eat your presents and open your breakfast. See what I did there? Cause it's the other way around in real life! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    90. Holiday Announcement Reveal

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2024 52:31


    Something is happening at the end of month (insert excited screams here)! But you'll have to wait to find out what it is. It's not at all depressing or life altering. After all, what is life without its transitions? Haha anyways enjoy and happy holidays from our Barely Cool family to yours! Mwah! (heart emoji) (Santa Claus emoji) Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    89. EMERGENCY BROADCAST

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2024 89:15


    THIS IS AN OFFICIAL TRANSMISSION! DO NOT ADJUST YOUR DIALS! Judah is with a new co-host in this one. Yea... new... That is if YOU'RE new to the show, cause this guy's definitely been on before! Ben is tied up so this is a last minute release for the Barely Cool podcast. It's different. But different doesn't necessarily mean bad! It's GOOD! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    88. unlocking our childlike wonder!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2024 51:44


    Ever been to that kids haircut place with the really unfortunate name? You know the one? With the ball pit? and the video games? Yea you know what I'm talking about. Anyways, this episode is kinda like that place minus the haircuts and the video games and the insensitive name, pretty much just a ball pit. Enjoy! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    87. YOU'RE SLEEPING WRONG [HOW TO FIX]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2024 53:03


    Fall-time means cozy-time. Come get bundled up under the covers with Judah as he cuddles up in bed. Nothing beats a warm bed in the cold air. Come join the party. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    86. Apology Video

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2024 56:44


    We're here, and we're sorry, and we're learning. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    85. we're gonna catch a COLD

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2024 55:23


    Ben and Judah are OUTSIDE for this one. They're braving the frigid cold in a park. Nobody else could survive these conditions but they put their jackets on and braved the elements. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    84. SAURON WON THE ELECTION

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2024 55:44


    The fate of all of Middle Earth is in the hands of the Dark Lord Sauron. Wow! What an election. These 2024 election results are bananas. Ben and Judah are weighing in with their thoughts on the election. What will happen with Rohan? What will happen with Gondor? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    83. Ben and Judah and Bughuul | Sinister | Halloween Watch-A-Long

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2024 109:04


    Ben and Judah are back for Barely Ghoul Month! You thought we forgot? We'd never forget you! We're sitting down to watch the incredible movie Sinister directed by Scott Derrickson. What a perfect Halloween horror movie! Don't get taken by the Babylonian demon! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    82. Benny Bald Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2024 60:20


    Dear diary, is it time for Ben to jump all in and get the Turkish hair plugs? You decide! Also! What is going on in the world of politics these days? Crazy stuff! The American Federal election is coming up in November, that's gonna be nutso. Oh well. Talk later, diary. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    81. GRWM in the morning before running out the door

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2024 52:32


    Judah's got places to be and places to see. He's "getting ready with me!" He's getting dressed. He's making the bed. He's making breakfast. He's doing dishes. It's sort of an insight into the enigmatic mind that is Judah. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    80. buying each others outfits from the thrift store

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2024 59:13


    Judah and Ben are out touring the thrift stores of Newmarket looking for outfits for each other. What did they find? Was it cool looking or super ugly gross? Tune in to find out! Love you! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    79. we're bob ross guys *BOOM!*

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2024 59:23


    Back with another segment of "DIY WITH THIS GUY!" We're Bob Ross guys, of course we buy a jacket at Costco for only $16 and then bleach it and then try and paint it randomly to make it more wearable. BOOM! Is there a condition for this? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    78. we fell back into the backrooms

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2024 58:29


    we fell back into the backrooms. there must have been another entrance that we didn't realize. we're stuck in here. locked away from the world in the backrooms. there are no monsters down here that we're aware of. only man. well, when you think about it, man himself is sort of a monster. makes you think. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    77. can you say a word nobody has ever said before?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 19, 2024 60:08


    Here's a fun game you can play at parties that will make everyone like you and think you're cool and want to be your friend. It's fun for the whole family! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    76. Talking About Well Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2024 62:34


    Where's your water coming from? The city? Are you drinking city water? Do you know what that's doing to the frogs? Have you heard? Have you learned about fluoride? Can you tell me about it? Can you please? GROW UP! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    75. *axl rose voice* we're in the jungle baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2024 56:30


    Ben and Judah are deep in the heart of some jungle. Is it war time? Well there's a ware waging in all the hearts of man. Inside each of us is two wolves. One wolf is good wolf aaaaaand I'm thinking you can guess what other wolf is... Uh yea it's gonna be THAT sort of episode. Come along! Or don't! Who cares! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    74. THE BEST MOVIE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN! | Killer Klowns From Outer Space

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2024 87:03


    Judah is watching the amazingly unique "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" from 1988. What an absolute treasure of a movie! Aliens coming to Earth that look like clowns? Cotton candy cocoons? Big hammers? Murderous shadow puppets? It's got it all and more! Watchalong with us! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    73. two best friends camping alone together challenge

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2024 54:25


    Have you seen Brokeback Mountain? This is like that but if the two main characters had wives and didn't get romantically involved with each other. They were just friends. Like no kissing or anything. That's RIGHT! Ben and Judah are on a platonic camping trip! But that's the challenge! Can they see it through? Find out on this week's thrilling episode of the globally syndicated podcast, Barely Cool. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    72. CHIPOTLE DOUBLE BURRITO ASMR (MUKBANG IN MY CAR)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2024 77:06


    BEN AND JUDAH ARE DOING THEIR BEST TRISH PAYTAS IMPRESSION. THEY'RE BOTH EATING 2 CHIPOTLE BURRITOS EACH AND DOING ASMR STORY TIME IN THE CAR. PLUS! AND! ALSO! THERE'S CHIPS AND QUESO! THIS IS A FUN TIME. IT'S EXISTENTIAL AND DARK AND SOLITARY. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    71. Do NOT Laugh At This | Trivial Pursuit Edition | Smosh Ripoff

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2024 88:27


    That's right we're ripping off Smosh with their incredible "Try Not To Laugh: Trivial Pursuit Edition." To be fair, they took it from another creator first. So we're taking secondsies. The premise is simple. You play Trivial Pursuit. BUT when you're asked a question, you don't say the right answer, you have to the make the other person laugh. If you make them laugh it counts as correct! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    70. how'd we get up on the roof?

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2024 55:56


    Wait what the heck? How'd we get up on this random roof? Is this illegal? Well who freaking cares Lois? It's B-E-A-UTIFUL! Join along as we enjoy being outside in nature and all that she offers us! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    69. IS THAT SPRINGTRAP??! | Five Nights At Freddy's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 25, 2024 108:04


    Ben and Judah are hanging with their favourite friends! There's Bonnie, Carl Cupcake, Chica, and Freddy! Wow! We're watching Five Nights At Freddy's starring Josh Hutcherson, Matthew Lillard, & Elizabeth Lail. Come watch with us if you're in the Five Nights At Freddy's Fanclub like we are! WE LOVE THE FNAF FANDOM HERE! WE LOVE MARKIPLIER. WE LOVE MATPAT AND GAME THEORY. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    68. recording a podcast in the backrooms

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2024 51:41


    Wait! Where are Ben and Judah? Is this a dream? Have they finally found the funny? Nope! The air is thick with boredom and your two favourite unfunny white guys. You should probably watch anyways though! Blessings! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    67. Can Dracula Get Wet?? | The Last Voyage Of The Demeter

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 11, 2024 113:58


    A question as old as time! Judah is back doing a commentary watch-a-long for The Last Voyage of the Demeter. Directed by André Øvredal, The Last Voyage of the Demeter is inspired by Bram Stoker's Dracula. How did Dracula make it from Romania to England. What was THAT vacation like? Am I right? Watch along with me! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    66. This Voicemail Is Crazy!!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 4, 2024 56:03


    Who calls Judah and leaves this voicemail? Who does Judah call in the middle of the episode! What is Ben talking about? How many hotdogs does Ben eat? Is this a mukbang? Who's to say? Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    65. Are we too old for this?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2024 89:25


    Ben is getting OLD. We're starting to question our immortality. Are we deserving of the love we receive? Have we caused more hurt than good? What has the world gained from us growing another year older? All fun questions that we don't actually ask! We probably just talk about poop again. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    64. WE NEED YOUR HELP! PLEASE!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2024 59:39


    A great injustice has been done to Ben and WE NEED YOUR HELP to right the wrong! He's been hurt in a way no human being should be hurt! Please! Won't you hear our plea? (It's like way later in the episode though so listen up folks!) Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

    63. Is This REALLY How It Ends? | It Takes Two Let's Play

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2024 109:03


    Is this the final level of It Takes Two? What's going to happen to May and Cody? What's going to happen to Judah and Ben? How does it all end? What happens to poor little Rose? Is this truly the Game of the Year 2021? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!! Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/barelycoolcast Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtAu8fBkbamv8OgY_UolRg TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@barelycoolcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/barelycoolcast/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/barelycoolcast

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