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You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree!!! You exist in the context of carlpooling; the greatest show in the entire history of the human species. Do you want fweedum? Do you know that it's time to do the things that you already have been doing and that time is everyday? Then jump in the Honda. We're going Kamala bashing.This weeks inappropriate trout fly is a Quebecois classic - the Montral Whore - and no - we're not talking about Justin Trudeau's onlyfans. Learn to tie your own here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbZX8YxHmA8

Love him or hate him - if you try to deny that Trump pumping his fist in the air after taking a bullet to the head is one of the most hardcore things that have ever been done in American Politics - you're delusional. This week we cover all the angles and analyze what comes next.This weeks inappropriate trout fly: the Boobie Nymph. Learn to tie it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx0Zog2W-HY

I see something. Off in the distance. It's getting closer. Is it? It can't be. It's those danged Carl boys speeding across the desert in their infernal 2010 Honda Civic. We all though they were dead. We we're all wrong. What's that? A bumper sticker? What does it say? "Let's go Brandon..."Don't be a poor. Buy some merch: www.carlpooling.com/storeThis weeks inappropriate fly pattern - the Purple Sex Dungeon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou1LOrPOGmw

Been a while. I get it. Sorry. I know that you are simply adrift in the outer darkness without your weekly injection of sweet carlpooling serum, but I was having a baby. Who really knows what this episode was about? Not I, but I'm pretty sure it was funny. Laugh along with us and look out for carlpooling to make its triumphant return very soon.

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeClaudine Gay used to be the world's smuggest diversity hire. Now she's unemployed. This week we dig into the moral hollowing of America's academic institutions. What a special treat.Our sponsors:This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and offer flexible online plans that puts the power of therapy on your schedule. We all need help sometimes and carlpooling listeners get 20% off. Try Online-Therapy.com today.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

Merry Christmas you filthy animals. This week we bring back some legendary carlpooling guests to rank all the hottest Christmas traditions and analyze the importance of traditions as such. Hop in the sleigh loser, we're going philosophising.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

Men in women's sports is completely ridiculous. The fact that saying that is controversial highlights the fact that the west no longer deserves to exist. Thankfully the good folks over at the Daily Wire don't care about inciting some controversy with their new comedy: Ladyballers. Join us for our in depth and yet spoiler free review.Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and offer flexible online plans that puts the power of therapy on your schedule. We all need help sometimes and carlpooling listeners get 20% off. Try Online-Therapy.com today.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeNapoleon was an interesting guy. His movie was not. Join us this week as the Boys discuss the key ideological downfall of the French Revolution and Napoleon's reign.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeYou probably don't need me to tell you this, but the government hates your guts and wants to rip of the constitution to use as confetti for the going away party they throw to send you off to a labor camp in Wyoming for all the thought crimes you commit. The report released by Rep. Jim Jordan this week makes that abundantly clear. Luckily carlpooling is standing in the gap, sheltering your fragile bodies and minds from our would be tyrants with beautiful, life giving information. Stand in the shade of our magnanimous sacrifice. And like, but a t shirt. Free loader.Our sponsors:This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and offer flexible online plans that puts the power of therapy on your schedule. We all need help sometimes and carlpooling listeners get 20% off. Try Online-Therapy.com today.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeCrowder got his hands on the Nashville shooter's manifesto, but only carlpooling has it's hand on the truth. This week we discuss the implications that this document and those like it have on us all.Our sponsors:This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and offer flexible online plans that puts the power of therapy on your schedule. We all need help sometimes and carlpooling listeners get 20% off. Try Online-Therapy.com today.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

Snow White is making headlines again for all the wrong reasons. Click play to hear our take. Also we say dwarf a lot.Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

This week we discuss how disappointing Thanos is as a villain. For like.. a pretty long time. Then we get into the main point of the show: the greater geopolitical impacts of the war in Israel and the unrest that has settled over the entire globe.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

CONTENT WARNING - This episode discusses in graphic detail the genocide that Hamas committed in Israel over the weekend in raw and uncompromising terms. Children SHOULD NOT listen to this episode.

Listen. It's on the tin. We catch up with the headlines which have been extra stupid as of late. Join us won't you?Also please see the referenced picture at: carlpooling.com/nomaidensOur sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeDynamic Duo or Pitiable Pairing? Does Carlpooling even need Chris? Find out how we fare without a questionably integral element of the show.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeTHE UNIVERSE: A vast expanse of vastness. The concept of vast incarnate.EARTH: A pale blue marble hurtling through the cosmos. It leads us toward everything, and yet, it isn't going anywhere in particular.THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARY DEBATE STAGE: Why am I here? How did I arrive? What is the purpose? Do they validate parking?These were the questions asked by Asa Hutchinson last week, and as far as we are concerned, there still aren't any good answers. Join us, as we look into the confused world of ASA (and also all the other candidates).Our sponsors:This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and offer flexible online plans that puts the power of therapy on your schedule. We all need help sometimes and carlpooling listeners get 20% off. Try Online-Therapy.com today.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

WARNING - IN THIS EPISODE HUNTER AND CHRIS SAY THAT THE FIRST REPUBLICAN DEBATE WILL HAPPEN ON FRIDAY. THIS IS NOT CORRECT. IT IS WEDNESDAY. PLEASE NOTE. THIS IS NOT BECAUSE WE WERE WRONG. THE WORLD WAS WRONG AROUND US.The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeThis week the boys discuss just how hungry Chris Christie is and whether or not he can set a world competitive eating record by consuming all of his primary opponents, thus securing the nomination.Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeSam Harris is an interesting fellow. He was a foundational member of the intellectual dark web and the internet's most honest atheist. Then Trump and Covid (and Ayahuasca) broke his brain. We go through the rise and fall and the why behind them this week.Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeThis week we try to talk about artificial intelligence but let's be honest, Lizzo really took the cake. What? No! That's not a fat joke. Humongous misunderstanding. I mean ginormous. If that misunderstanding stood on a scale, it would read Lizzo. I'm just trying to be descriptive. No need to get high blood pressure over it. Ohk - I'm done. Enjoy the show.Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeHunter Biden. Some people hate him; other people pretend to love him. Alright, yes, that last group is just Joe, but is it all a ruse? Does Snoozing Joseph really love his troubled son, or does he just love the cold foreign cash. Seems like we might have a real Boromir Faramir situation on our hands. Holy ?!#@ Hunter, was that a Bo joke? Uncalled for. Go think about what you did... Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by the great folks over at good ranchers. Get quality meats shipped fresh right to your door. Plus with their price lock guarantee and free express shipping, there's never been a better time to try! Go to carlpooling.com/meat and get started today!This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeForced Speech: Nope.Loan Forgiveness: Nope.Affirmative Action: Nope.(Cackles in Justice Thomas) Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and offer flexible online plans that puts the power of therapy on your schedule. We all need help sometimes and carlpooling listeners get 20% off. Try Online-Therapy.com today.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeThe news out of Russia this week has been as exciting as it is confusing. Fear not bold listener! The boys break down all of the juicy propaganda on this week's episode!Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeLook. China is Umbrella Corp. That's all.Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeLook. Chris has been busy gallivanting all over North America. His globetrotting lifestyle didn't leave him any time to keep up with the news this week. Never fear. Hunter is here to save the day in a roadkill style episode where he breaks down each headline from the week fresh and Chris gets to react live. I'm going to be honest. His initial reaction… is less… polished. He had a slight breakdown. But our pain is your pleasure. Enjoy!Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

Follow Christian on twitter: @HollywoodInTotoSubscribe to the Hollywood in Toto podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hollywood-in-toto-podcast/id1486561148Watch 'When the Mob Came': https://vimeo.com/ondemand/whenthemobcameAward winning film critic and host of the Hollywood in Toto podcast joins us to discuss film and free speech. Considering the 'What is a Woman' twitter debacle, we truly could not have picked a better week. Enjoy!The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeOur sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.This episode is also sponsored by Death Wish Coffee. Rebellious by Nature, Death Wish has the bold flavor you crave with the kick you need. Try it today at carlpooling.com/coffee and us checkout code: DWCAFF10 for 10% off your order.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

No Silly. This isn't an episode about John Fetterman! That's mean. Can't believe you said that. No. This is about Dostoevsky's seminal piece 'The Idiot'. A beautiful novel and a great analysis. Join us won't you?The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeOur sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

This week is a treat. Author, scholar, and podcaster Spencer Klavan joins us this week to discuss his new book 'How to Save the West: Ancient Wisdom for 5 Modern Crises' and the ensuing discussion was, as the children say, lit. Huge thank you to Spencer for making the time for us and all you listeners. Follow him on twitter: @spencerklavanPick up his new book today at: https://a.co/d/1vohkZ5 - trust us, this is a MUST read.Check out his work on the Claremont Review of Books at: https://claremontreviewofbooks.comThe Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeOur sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

By now we have all seen the videos of Jordan Neely being subdued on a NYC subway train, and we've also seen all the race hustlers and politicians lie about why this happened and what can be done. Carlpooling has actual solutions.The Carlpooling merch store is live right now! Check it out and support the show at carlpooling.com/storeOur sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

We are joined by writer and story teller Patrick Blonski to discuss his work around symbolism in the Bible as well as the relationship between modern feminism and the legend of Medusa! Don't miss it. Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Online-Therapy.com. They specialize in proven Cognitive Behavioral Therapy and offer flexible online plans that puts the power of therapy on your schedule. We all need help sometimes. Try Online-Therapy.com today.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

This week, we discuss 2024 poll numbers and it sucks all around. Both the GOP and the unhinged satanic worshipers of Moloch party are both trying to seize defeat from the jaws of victory. So how can we win? Press Play!Our sponsors:This episode is brought to you by Private Internet Access. Don't listen to carlpooling unprotected. Go to carlpooling.com/pia right now to secure yourself online.Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

China is on the rampage. Oil purchases are taking place in Yuan, middle east peace is being brokered by President Pooh Bear, and the PLA is mobilizing daily in Taiwanese airspace. Meanwhile the west is responding by blowing spit bubbles and falling over backwards. What should we do about it? Listen in.Our sponsors:Mega Knife: Who doesn't like knives? Learn the way of the blade at carlpooling.com/knife - they make great gifts!KNIFE OF THE WEEK -12" MEAT CLEAVER CHEF HAND FORGED CHINESE WARRIOR SWORD - https://www.megaknife.com/hand-forged-chinese-warrior-sword/?aff=4303FNX: Save 15% on your workout supplements with our code carlpooling at checkout. Go to carlpooling.com/FNXSocials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

What can be said about Dylan Mulvaney that hasn't already been said about every other man pretending to be a woman, ignorant, prancing, preening, anorexic, debased moron parading around as if womanhood was a series of high pitched squeals and confused exuberance. And what can one say about Bud-Light that hasn't already been said about actual piss. Press play to find out.Our sponsors:Mega Knife: Who doesn't like knives? Learn the way of the blade at carlpooling.com/knife - they make great gifts!KNIFE OF THE WEEK -12" MEAT CLEAVER CHEF BUTCHER KNIFE Stainless Steel Chopper Full Tang Kitchen - https://www.megaknife.com/12-meat-cleaver-chef-butcher-knife-stainless-steel-chopper-full-tang-kitchen/?aff=4303FNX: Save 15% on your workout supplements with our code carlpooling at checkout. Go to carlpooling.com/FNXSocials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

This week we take a look at three media stories revolving around our elected and appointed leaders and reveal the media meddling that occurs in the headlines. It's a doozie and we have the 'exclusive' correct takes for all issues involved. Dive in!Our sponsors:Mega Knife: Who doesn't like knives? Learn the way of the blade at carlpooling.com/knife - they make great gifts!KNIFE OF THE WEEK - Automatic Stiletto: https://www.megaknife.com/classic-gentleman-italian-stiletto-otf/?aff=4303FNX: Save 15% on your workout supplements with our code carlpooling at checkout. Go to carlpooling.com/FNXSocials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

Welcome to carlpooling season 4!!!Alright - enough fanfare. Down to business. This week we discuss the horrific school shooting that took place in Nashville last week and the lies that perpetuate and permeate these type of events. We also discuss the trump arrest bait and discuss Libs of Tik Tok's height. Let's kick this season off with a bang!Our sponsor:FNX: Save 15% on your workout supplements with our code carlpooling at checkout. Go to carlpooling.com/FNXMega Knife: Who doesn't like knives? Learn the way of the blade at carlpooling.com/knife - they make great gifts!Socials:Follow us on Twitter: @carlpoolingFollow us on Instagram: @carlpoolingDon't forget to rate the show and leave a review wherever you're listening to us!

Are conservatives in bed with big tech? No. Obviously. You're kind of an idiot for even suggesting it. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

Ho Ho Ho Carlpoolers! No... I didn't really like that one. We need to workshop a better thing to call you all. Anyhow. Merry Christmas! Go Hark a Herald. This week we break down Dicken's Christmas Carol and feast on the sweet nectar within! You all make my Yuletide gay. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

With the help of several independent journalists, Elon Musk has begun releasing internal documents from Twitter HQ that shows just how closely the social media giant was working with law enforcement and the DNC. Truly shocking stuff broken down for you. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

Bob is out. Bob is back. What is it with the Mouse Tyrant, guys named Bob, and adults being obsessed with talking to your kids about sex. Let's talk about it. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

Hail traveler! Woe unto thee! For it is I, Nostradamus. Soothsayer of great renown and knower of many an arcane secret!!! How was it that I, and I alone, was able to perfectly foretell the spiraling cacophony of possibilities that was the 2022 election you ask? Rest a moment by the fire and allow Nostradamus (and his ignorant sidekick, Jackanape) to weave for you such a yarn that it might become a tapestry the likes of which you mortal scarce will see again... I got it all wrong. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

PATION! The election is almost upon us. This week we discuss all things civic duty related to the upcoming midterms (but it took a few days so this will probably be old news). Chris also ruins Christmas by telling the truth about Donald Trump. Look out in the next few days for our election wrap-up. There will be blood, probably our own. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

Join us this week for an update on the Russia Ukraine conflict. Basically it all just sucks. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

It's was no surprise that Bros, Billy Eichner's rainbow tinted re-imagining of the Rom-Com, was an unmitigated disaster. It's a film that undercuts it's own reason for existence directly in the trailer. But the smoldering ashes of Hollywood's smug failures are funny, so join us for a laugh. Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

In this episode we attempted to talk about future president Ron Desantis giving illegal immigrants free travel to wealthy sanctuary cities but to be honest we pretty much just talked about fake breasts. Also I finally got to bleep Hunter. Life is good.

Three stories - one theme. America's secret police raid Mar A Lago, the ministry of truth changes the past of the Inflation Reduction Act, and Congress and the White House team up for some tar pit double speak. Join us won't you? Brought to you in part by FNX fitness. Visit their website at: https://carlpooling.com/fnx Use code 'carlpooling' for 15% off at checkout.

It's still a little hard to believe that Roe has been overturned. It's an amazing day for America. On the show this week we discuss the landmark decision and the unique connection with Justice Clarence Thomas.