Champagne and Complain

Mamma Mia here we go again!  We're back at it with our conclusion of the first Twilight book. Discussions include Edward crushing Bella's skull during sex and Ruby's deep seated trauma for the song Cellophane. Drink- Menage a Trois Bouquet Rose wine Reading- Twilight by Stephanie Meyer  

HERE WE GOOOOO! I don't think anyone was ready for this, least of all us. This week we are finally covering part 1 of Twilight by Stephanie Meyer. Yes that Twilight. The most loved and or hated novel of our time depending on who you talk to. We're talking about everything from  horrible outfits to farts. Buckle up Edward says so ,your in for a wild ride.Reading-Twilight by Stephanie MeyerDrinking- Louis Bouillot Brut $19.99Spoiling pages 1-259 (first 12 chapters) 

****Trigger Warnings: Discussions of SA ,Violence ,Rape ,abuse****We are finally diving into the world of fanfiction ,with one of the most beloved stories available on FanFiction.net and Archive of our Own  . Manacled by SenLinYu.  Existing in the world of  Harry Potter ,this Dramione (Draco Malfoy and Hermonie Granger) centered post Wizarding War Fiction is sure to surprise. Trigger warnings up top because this story is definitely not your mothers classic  Harry Potter book. Drinking: La Vostra Prosecco Reading: Manacled by SenLinYu Spoiling: First 100 pages 

 Its time to pack a picnic with fresh lemonade (Mikes Hard works too ,we're not judging)  some homemade pie (Costco?)  ,and possibly a flower crown to make you feel like the fairy queen herself. This week we are reading  and celebrating the  Spring/Summer season with the cottage core queen herself Anne with an E  (aka Cordelia for those in the know) Drinking-Alma Semi Dry Reading-Anne of Green Gables by LM Montgomery Spoiler level-The whole book 

Finally we present you the final chapter in this epic love story. Will the love between spider and woman withstand war and deadly plants? Will the crew make it thru the bog of eternal stench and survive electric eels?  You'll have to listen and find out! Rated SP for spider pornReading: Bound by Tiffany Roberts Drinking: Belair Brut sparkling Spoiler level-The whole book 

Season 2!! (airhorn noise)  We're coming in hot this week with a steamy 1847 gothic romance  by Emily Bronte. We will be discussing and spoiling the whole story in this episode of Ruby's Classics corner.  So be ready to buckle up for this bat shit crazy ride. We'll be spilling all the hottest tea on this toxic couple from hell. Drinking-Stella Rosa Red $17.99 rating-3.08Reading-Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte 

Welcome to the MCU!! (insert-air horn noise) We will be discussing the newest Crescent City novel - House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J Maas in full detail.  You have been warned do not listen if you don't want spoilers. . This episode is all over the place like the book so buckle up we have lots of feelings! Drinking -Rondel Brut  CavaReading-House of Breath and Sky by Sarah J Maas

Its our Birthday we can cry if we want to. Just kidding no crying just drinking and laughing.  So come have some bubbly with us while we discuss our favorite reads of the year!Drinking: Borrasca Demi Sec 

What do magical back ribbons ,a human size bird cage ,and orgies all have in common? Nothing ,other then all three of them being in this seasons final Ruby book pick. Join us while we discuss gold plated woman and scream over toxic men. Reading-Gild by Raven Kennedy Drinking- Jacqueline Leonne Rose 

Coming at ya this week with one for our favorite reads of 2021! The Reylo fanfiction of year ,The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood.  A full episode  of our favorite subjects awkward encounters and Adam Driver. Drinking-Saint-Reine Rose Dry Reading- The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood 

This week is Emily's pick and we are diving into some contemporary romance with The Hating Game by Sally Thorne. Don't worry if you haven't read this best seller yet we are only spoiling the first 76 pages . Which includes plenty of laughs ,steam ,and strawberries. Drinking-Alma Sparking Brut Reading-The Hating Game by Sally Thorne

We are back at it again with  a Ruby pick this week  with Escaping Wonderland by Tiffany Roberts. Yes, the same Tiffany Roberts who gave us Spider Porn. This time we are posed the question ,Have you ever wondered what Alice in Wonderland would be like in space?... Yeah, we hadn't wondered ether. Reading- Escaping Wonderland By Tiffany RobertsDrinking-Finks Demi Sec sparkling by Winc  

We're back in Ruby's classic corner this week with Persuasion by Jane Austen. We started out the episode drinking Marquese de Monistrol Cava Rose Sparkling and ended by drinking any additional bottle of wine we could find in the studio. So please excuse the slurring that starts later in the episode...the hangover was horrendous ,thanks for asking. .Reading-Persuasion by Jane Austen Drinking- Marquese de Monistrol Cava Rose Sparkling

This week we are discussing/spoiling the entire first book of the iconic Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich . Feel free to get too tipsy with us on this journey and or make a drinking game out of how many times we yell "its 1994" in this episode. Drinking-Sophia Coppala Rose sparkling Reading-One for the Money by Janet Evanovich 

HERE WE GO!! We know you've all been waiting to hear about our favorite spider lover duo. If you don't know what we're talking about go listen to our first episode in this series Ensnared and come on back for even more. Rated X for holy smokes spider porn ,language ,and content. Reading Entralled by Tiffany Roberts Drinking-Insito Brut   

This week we're only spoiling the first 54 pages of The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert come join us for this wild fairy tale ride.book-The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert drinking-Tissot Maire Brut 

Spider Porn.... We have a lot of thoughts. Reading-Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts Drinking-Unanime Brut sparkling

This week  we're going  on a journey with the myth of Persephone and Hades and the book A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett St. Clair. Drinking-Blue Nun 24k gold 

Due to a recent reading slump for the ladies ,this week they'll be answering assorted book related questions. Topics include ,but are not limited too  Dear America ,Sweet Valley High ,Gossip Girl ,Little House on the Prairie  ,Series of Unfortunate Events ,Beautiful Creatures ,Cinder and spoiling the shit out of  Invisible Monsters.  Grab a glass of sparkling and join us on the reading rainbow journey that's full swearing and spoilers.Drinking-Yes Way Rose

We've come to an end with our A Discovery of Witches series by Deborah Harkness. In this spoiler filled episode we discuss book 2 of the series in depth. While Emily gives us a quick overview of how book 3 ends. Drinking-Evviva Stella Mia Prosecco  

Welcome to our hot mess express. This episode we attempt to discuss/spoil The Discovery of Witches book /TV show  ,but we have a very hard time staying on topic.  Discussions range from Mystery novels to mental health to  True crime to Outlander with tons a bizarre subjects  in between.Drinking- Chandon Garden Spritz Reading-The Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness

This is our  longest episode to date! Grab a beverage and tuck in because ya girls are tipsy and reviewing the whole first Percy Jackson book by Rick Riordan . An episode full of Wine ,Spoilers  ,and American Girl dolls. Ya don't want to miss this one. Drinking -Dellatorri Prosecco DOC 

We give you another episode of Elyse's Classic Corner. With a total full spoiler break down of Sense and Sensibility by Jane Austen. Drinking-Taralyn Brut Sparkling 

This week we are spoiling and discussing the first 80 pages of Kingdom of the Wicked by Kerri Maniscalco and also chatting heavily about Elyse's wedding Drinking-Cupcake- Prosecco 

This week Elyse's is spoiling the first 50 pages of Serpent and Dove by Shelby Mahurin. We also discuss our usual favorites Outlander and Twilight. And answer the the ultimate question Team Edward or Team Rollo Drinking-Zardetto Private Cuvee Brut 

This weeks episode is XXX rated if your not into discussing very awkward weird sex this may not be the episode for you! Sorry momReading/Reviewing - Married to an Alien Admiral by Alma Nilsson Drinking-Riendo Prosecco 

We're getting our Shakespeare on this week with a contemporary romance!Book-Much Ado about You by Samantha YoungDrinking-Madame Liberte Rose

This week we are reading The Boleyn King by Laura Andersen.  We pose the question what does the Titanic and Anne Boleyn have in common? Book-The Boleyn King by Laura AndersenDrinking-Barefoot Bubby brut cuvee 

She's Thick! Come listen to Elyse's very long and very in depth book report about Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. You'll laugh ,you'll gasp ,you'll be utterly astonished how Adam Driver is still looking good after 175 years of screaming about love ,and you'll hopefully not cry from our bad jokes. No promises though. Drinking-McBride Sisters Brut RoseBook-Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

This week we are spoiling and gushing over the much anticipated New York time best seller A Court of Silver Flames! Join us on this Merry Fairy Journey into smut and the fairy hunger games. Book-Court of Silver Flames by Sarah J. Maas Drinking-Ménage Trois Prosecco

This week we are spoiling the beginning half of Good Girl by Tricia O'malley and drinking Domaine Michelle STE-Brut.

This week we dive into the exciting world of Cat mysteries with Curiosity Thrilled the Cat by Sofie Kelley. We are drinking Schramberg Brut Blanc de Noir

This week is Emily's pick we are spoiling all of Are you there God? Its by Margaret by the Great Judy Blume. Champagne/Sparkling we are drinking is Chandon California Rose

This week is our first episode back after our hiatus due to the infamous 2020. With this fresh start we're introducing our new book review centered direction. Follow along as we discuss Elyse's book pick- The Deal by Elle Kennedy and drink Borrasca Cava Brut Rose. Full of bubbles ,laughs ,and plenty of spoilers.

This episode was recorded pre Covid19.Please enjoy our rambling mix of complaints and nonsense regarding popular wedding movies. Apples and Oranges,Cher,Elvis snow globes

JamesTown Coconuts,#Necrophilia is Never Okay ,Schindler's List

Cue Royals by Lorde because we're finishing up this round of wedding complaints with the most controversial Royal Weddings! Also we answer the age old question who had the better wedding dress Kate or Megan?

Here comes the Bride and she's gotta a lot to say! This episode is packed full of wedding advice and Elyse's recent near arrest experience. (Spoiler! She didn't get bit this time!) Also its not your speakers ,ear buds and or ears the sound of this episode is not ideal. Please excuse our technical issues ,we will be back to normal next episode!

What's Elizabeth going to do about Mr.Darcy? Is Piano really life? Are their hot people in Heaven? Find out the answers to these questions and more in part 2!

This week we're drinking sparkling red wine and spilling all the hottest tea from 1530.

Part two of volume 3....we've only gotten more tipsy

We got complaints... they're mini... ahh you get the idea! Grab your drinks and lets getting complaining.

Hear Ye Hear Ye come one come all! Let us listen to the drunk rambles of Elyse and Emily as they discussion the many aspects of the Renaissance Fair. Grab you sword and raise your glass its about to get weird. Huzzah

7 Deadly.... Dwarves.....Horcruxes....bad 90's cartoons......Sins.

Hey Girl Whats Your Sign?

Was 9/11 an inside job? Is the earth really flat? Is Tupac alive somewhere on an island?Is the Queen of England an Alien? We're discussing our favorite and least favorite conspiracy theories this week. What do you believe?

Season 2 is here! come hang out as we discuss our two favorite summer events 4th of July and SummerFest!

Welcome to the Season Finale and our part 2 of the quarter finales. We're playing MASH ,20 questions ,This or That ,and talking about Pet Peeves. Stick around to the end to find out what our Winning Champagne of the Season is!

Holy Moly!! We made it to the quarter finals old sport! Our top 4 quarter finalists are "pause for effect and drum roll"Gemma Di Luna-ProcescoSophia Coppola Blanc de blanc Pink Party-Rose Cupcake Sparkling Rose