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Listen to two dudes who know nothing about anything talk about nothing they know about. A show burgeoning with insipid stories about their lives and a severe lack of comedy knowledge. Every week Jack, Tristan and a special guest randomly select a conversation topic for the entire show; ranging from…

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    • Mar 13, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
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    Friday the 13th Spooktacular (With Matt Farley and Nathan Hare)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2020 90:02


    On today's episode we have Motern Media Mogul Matt Farley and talk about Steven Malkmus, his ratings of songs and what it means to be very independent. Then we are joined by comedian Nathan Hare and go over some spooky would you rathers, the Radio Pizza Party Extravaganza and the hit film Cheaper by the Dozen. Check out Soda Fountain every month, with this month's show happening on March 14!!! Theme song by Nick Morgan

    The 3rd Anniversay Show with Evan Ford, Sophie Galloway, Ben Flynn, Thomas O'Donnell and Pawan Minhas

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 90:01


    On today's episode we do a commentary of the commentary of the commentary of our first ever episode. It is generally chaotic and a lot of time is dedicated to making fun of Kat Williams and recounting our radio pizza party experiences

    The Wisdom Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2020 90:02


    On today's episode we talk about our wisdom teeth and how the world has changed for us without them. We also play a game called "Is That a Character?" where we pitch character ideas to eachother. We also get a call from David of Dolly's Dollies and Dolls, Dwight, and friends of the show Natalie and Alex.Thanks friends!

    The Fundrive Spectacular 2020 with Thomas Ellison

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2020 90:01


    This is the Fundrive episode for 2020 where we have improviser Thomas Ellison on. We talk about the news, our official presidential endorsement and how Bart Simpson voice actors are viewing our social media.We also improvise a scene (I hope you like it). Donate to our show also at citr.ca/donate!

    The Boys are Back in Crime (Featuring Johann Cooper)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2020 90:02


    On today's episode we have on past guest Johann Cooper where we talk stories and update each other on our lives. Jack talks about how he was blocked by Lights Camera Jackson and Tristan tells us about the scam call he got the other day. We also get a phone call from Daryl X the computer wizard and penguin trainer. Thanks for listening my friendssssssssss.(featuring sit in Isaac)

    Decade End Show/Christmas Spectacular (With Alex Payandeh and Owen Heaney)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 90:02


    On today's episode we recap the decade and talk about our favourite news events and albums that came out. We also talk about Christmas and what it means to us as individuals. Give us a listen and to all a good night! Ho Ho Ho!

    Family With Matthew, Simran and Thomas

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2019 90:01


    On today's episode we have Matthew Wentzel of The Diveteam, Simran Mann, and Ubyssey Culture Editor Thomas O'Donnell. We talk about family, we talk a lot about soap and we all learn the embarrassing facts of Matt's life. We also play a game of "Be My Family" where we ask if Simran and Matt would adopt Thomas as their child.

    Michelle De Blasio Wheeler (Featuring Amy Shandro and Pawan Minhas)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2019 90:02


    On today's episode we have guest-host Pawan Minhas and regular host Tristan Wheeler along with guest Amy Shandro. The topic of conversations "Cities in the World" and boy do we talk about it. We talk about the best cities and worst cities we've been through as well as discuss the Canadian federal election. We then play a game of "Guess that Car" and "Prank Call Tristan's Mom."

    Method is Best

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 79:01


    Ben and Evan are this week's liabilities! We talked about the differences between raptors and actors, and all the different times those two categories have met (such as in the 1997 movie Air Bud. Tune in for more discussion about these fantastic topics!

    Corduroy iPad Friends

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2019 56:02


    We're two legs short a dog over here! Tristan is gone for the summer, and I have become the new and ultimate overlord of Radio Pizza Party. I began my search for the new co-host this week, with help from a few special guests. I won't say too much, but it might involve a politician!

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    Costco Caper?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 90:01


    On today's episode we talk about the day, Good Friday that is as well as the politics of this land. In the second act we go over the crime of the century: getting into Costco without a membership card. There's an audio doc and everything. We also talk about a crazy wild story of mixed up identities that happened to Tristan and Steffani. In the last 20 minutes, we declare war on Jack FM (sort of).

    Two Jack

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 85:01


    On today's solo brodown we talk about our two vastly different weeks as well as the origin of paparazzi. We then challenge Jack FM to give us their name and we even prank call a few notable businesses in Vancouver. Thanks my friends!

    Turnip Snitch Killed

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2019 90:02


    On today's episode we have Mia Kramer to talk about the wonders of Exams and Stuff. We discuss the wonders of Mamma Mia as well as how we would change the Ontario logo from three men in a hot tub to something else. We also play a rousing game of Would You Rather where we really slow things down

    Arcade Fire Sings The Pizza Party

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019 90:01


    On today's episode we have Owen Heaney and Alex Payandeh from Arcade Fire Sing the Alphabet. We talk about the wonders of music as well as the beauty of Billy Joel's motorcycle construction. If you thought the two lads were charming follow their podcast at https://www.arcadefirealphabet.com/.

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    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 90:02


    On this week's episode, we have fan favourite Angela O'Donnell and James "TexasJames206" Vogl. We talk about the wonders of spring and Nanaimo Bars, as well as how we would rank the months. Then later on Carl Character, a fiction writer, calls in and tells about his Tom Clancy fan-fic.

    Second Anniversary Show! (with

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2019 90:01


    On today's show we celebrate our two year anniversary of existence! At the top of the show we interview Randy from the Trailer Park Boys! Check out his tour around Canada!As for whole guests, we have Sophie Galloway, Sammy Smart and Evan Ford and on the phone we have fan favourites Natalie Morris and Nick Morgan. We talk about the magic of gangs, what it's like to own a cat and how much RPP has changed.

    Fundrive 2019 !!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 90:02


    It's our FUNDRIVE SHOOWWWWW!!!! We talk fun drives, the news of the world and why you should donate to CITR. Call into 604 866 8648 or go to citr.ca/donate to help out great community radio!

    Crisp Burgundy Milk Steak, Yikes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 90:01


    On today's episode we have guests Riya Talitha, Sammy Smart and Johann Cooper to talk "Reading Break and eatin' steak." We discuss the wonders of beef and all its glory, what we think about it as well as how we all plan to spend our reading break. It is also revealed that one of the guests is living under a pseudonym, listen to find out who.We then round out the episode with a new game called Tweet it or Yeet it, to a rousing success if we don't say so ourselves.

    Pawan's FanFic Spectacular

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 90:01


    On today's episode we bring on famed economist Pawan Minhas who loves fanfic. He can't get enough of it, so we chatted over a UBC related "Life Wife Derek" fanfic. We discussed the magic of the economy and we even had Reg call in and discuss his run-ins with Tom Hardy and his love for quotes.

    Guess My (middle) Name You Fool

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 90:02


    On today's episode we discuss the magic of winter time ending, as well as play an episode long game of "Guess Jack's Middle Name." We discuss how Roger Stone would not be the best man at our weddings and round the episode with a litigious game of "Would You Rather."

    Rocking in the New New New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2019 64:01


    On Firday's episdoe we discuss the news, our lives and how things have been. Our guests are the great Steffani Grondin and Sophie Galloway. We also discuss where we think the year is going to lead us, including resolutions and predictions.

    The Ep of the Year Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2018 75:01


    The boys recap the last year of RPP magic. We talk best albums of the year, best movies and how we hope to improve ourselves this year.

    (Late) Halloween Spooktacular! Feat. Episode 2 of Midnight Space flight

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2018 90:02


    On today's episode the boys talk about the magic of halloween even though it's over and done with. We play a few spooky halloween games with a called named Justin Trudeun't and learn a lot about ourselves along the way. Enjoy my friends

    Nat and Nick's Infinite Playlist (and the premier of Midnight Spaceflight)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2018 90:02


    On today's episode we have on superfan Natalie Morris and we talk about the topic of "Islands." We discuss the wonders of London (Ontario) and how our lives have been effected by the separation. We then get a call from someone who might have been Anderson Silve, to talk about Finger 11 and The Naughty Little Spiderman.Also we broadcast the first episode of Midnight Spaceflight, an entirely student created sci-fi comedy show! Catch that at around the 7:05 mark!.Thanks everyone for reading this.

    Hi Record Producing Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2018 90:02


    On today's episode we talk to Angela O'Donnell about "Back to School." We talk about principals, schools and what you need to do to get ready for school. Later in the show Sammy from My Way marketing who talks about her Ziggurat business. We also answer a listener question about workplace issue and then top the whole episode off with a game of "What Would You Do?"

    Untitled (Let it be)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2018 90:02


    Matthew's back from Ghana! Or is he? We also heard from a Ghana-cologist, and a baby from Queens.

    Lightbulb Jack Hammer

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2018 90:01


    On today's episode we discuss "Surfin'." Which means we talk about important things like Alex Jones and how our bodies ride the waves. We then get a call from DJ Katzenburger who talks about his work with Euro music and his harrowing experiences with Phil Collins and the death of his wife. Then there's an episode of "Tales from the Trist-Keeper." Give it a listen!

    Fear, Sean Penn, and Twitter with Gina Harms and Randee Neumeyer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2018 89:02


    Jack and Tristan bring on local comedians Randee Neumeye and Gina Harms who are the hosts and creators of the Women and Non-binary open mic at Kings Cafe. There's talks about Ernest Scared Stupid, Charlie Sheen, and the comedy environment in Vancouver. Give it a lissttennn.

    Solo Music Show (Interview with Justice Shanfarber)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2018 90:01


    On today's episode it's just little ol' Tristan doing the episode so you know what that means; lots of music and a very esoteric interview! At the top of the show he interviews former-indie-rocker-now-sex-and-relationship-counsellor Justice Shanfarber talk about his life in music and in relationships. After that sit back and listen to the indie jams that Tristan has been listening to lately.

    Bike Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2018 88:01


    On today's episode our topic is "Candy" where we touch on a whole bunch of sweet things. Tristan also debuts his new "stoner comedy" Blatto Bill with a new comedy routine and song. We then get a call from Bryan Man Best who runs a radio somewhere in California. Mikail Fridman also gets back to us about his charity and hopefully we will get some money. Then Jack tells us about his bike crash that happened on his birthday

    Bee Movie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2018 86:02


    Today on RPP we discuss all the fun things that have happened to us in the last 2 weeks like getting emails and traveling across the world. We hear some candid recordings that Jack took back from his travels and we read some ads.

    We forgot to name it!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2018 87:02


    This episode, the madlads talked about all sorts of things, from the planning we didn't do to the script we'd barely written! All in all, the best show we've ever done.

    Slippy Dippy and Oh So Lippy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2018 80:01


    On this week's episode the topic of conversation is "The Media." Jack and Tristan talk about how no one should have morals and that the news sure can be interesting. Tristan also reveals his interest in becoming a serious journalist and pitches some hard-hitting, muckracker stories that hopefully will get picked up. Lastly, a man by the name of Ted Bundy calls in (no relation) and discusses his issue with throwing bats (both types) at people.

    Wow Fun Times (With Natalie Morris)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2018 88:01


    On today's episode we have on super fan Natalie Morris and the topic of conversation is "Ontario." We talk about Natalie's experience growing up in the country's second largest province (after PEI) and what she misses and loves. We get an email from the CEO of CITR and play some games like Welcome to the Fandom and Would You Rather. We also get a call from Leanne who talks about all the Ontario things that you should do when you go there. Give it a listen.

    East Scoop Dewhoop (With Zak Vescera

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2018 89:23


    On todays show we talked about east van, and decided who was most east van! And spoiler alert, we decided it was Jack!

    Avengers Connery

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2018 90:02


    Today it was just Jack and Tristan! We chatted about hunks both real and fictional, and creeps and critters! Also we talked about music, in a very serious manner, and covered news!

    Arcade Fire?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2018 90:01


    This week, the boys talked to Alex Payendeh, co-host of Arcade Fire Sings the Alphabet, the premier alphabetized Arcade Fire podcast the world over! We had a few chats with him, laughs, tears, all of the above!

    Indie Music

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2018 90:02


    On tonight's episode we explore a new format that Tristan is trying to instigate: an indie music show. We talk about the most indie musicians such as Kiss and Motley Crue. As well as Tristan's brief stint in jail from an issue at a Lou Bega concert. Jack slowly resolves himself to the format by the end of it so that's fun.

    The 89th Annual Pizzos

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2018 84:02


    We have regular Radio Pizza Party for the first 20 minutes where we talk sports and our fears of them. Then the rest of our time has been prempted for the 89th Annual Pizzos, radio's most distinguished awards show. Hosted by radio legend Lowell Henderson and new radio sensation Skip Tamlyn. They give out awards for 'blandest radio voice; and 'best hyper specific local story that no one listened to.' Listen for the most lavish night in radio!

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    Scotland Turnips Tatties (with Sophie Galloway)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2018 63:02


    We talk with Tristan who is getting in touch with his Scottish roots. Then Sophie Galloway joins the show to talk "beaches" and slang of her home country. Things get wild and we play some impressions and get a call from Lewis TheTruest.

    Interview with Broken Lizard's Steve Lemme!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2018 23:02


    We talked to Steve Lemme (AKA 'Mac') from Super Troopers. We talk to him about underappreciated films, surprising fans of Broken Lizard and we play a rousing game of Would You Rather.

    Alligator Has Two Feet Unless Eggs (First Anniversary Commentary Celebration)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2018 60:01


    On a celebration of the first year of Radio Pizza Party we have the guests Ben Flynn, Steffani Grondin, Evan Ford, and Natalie Morris. We listen to our first episode and relive the glory of the early days. Things get super wild and the show is just a general mess, but so are we so maybe that's okay?

    Lighter Weight Fluid (With Producer Dylan Girard)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2018 64:01


    Today's topic is "political ideologies" and we discuss our confusion with hyper-conservatives and monarchists. We then transition into Tristan's musical aspirations aided by famous producer Dylan Girard (@girardiibeats on social media). Dylan makes a beat over the course of the episode and Tristan Raps to it while Jack dies at the thought of Drake's stomach opening up. Give it a listen.

    Zapruder Kennedy Mozzaball

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2018 62:02


    Today our topic is "Conspiracy Theories Reloaded". We talk about weird YouTube videos aimed at children and flat earth. Then, after the break Jack reveals himself to be a bit of theorist himself. He tells us about the fact that maybe Berlin never existed and that the oceans don't have any depth. We end on the battle of Blue Eyes v. JFK. give it a listtenn.

    Jetski Fight Party (with Natalie Morris)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2018 65:01


    Today's meticulously planned topic is "Fast Food" where we talk burgers, fastest foods, and favourites. Then we read a large selection of Fan Mail from our dedicated listeners. We have a lot of fun with transformers and we talk RPP lore.

    Screenplay Junkies Monkeys: A Dramatic Reading (With Ben Flynn)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2018 62:02


    On today's episode we have Ben Flynn to discuss the topic of "Tattoos", of which Ben has. We then do a dramatic reading of our script "Three Teens Discover New Means of Being Obscene." If you know any movie producers please shoot it their way.

    Lemon Pizza Party (with Nathan Hare and Trent)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2018 62:02


    On today's episode we have local comedian Nathan Hare who talks about "Hot Drinks". We discuss our coffee consumption and withholding lattes. Then we are joined by Trent, who definately did not kill Jason, and talk about his experience with high school, girlfriends, and hanging out on the docks on the day of Jason's murder. We play a bit of Would You Rather also say a few words from our sponsors.

    Shook Them Pears (With Joshua Azizi)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2018 60:02


    On today's episode we talk about "Music" with a heavy emphasis on hip hop. We talk albums of the year, hip hop and our own interpretations of The 1975 songs. We play a little Would You Rather and create our very own free style rap song.

    Happy New Year: A RPP Retrospect with Peace Love and Happiness Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2018 64:01


    The boys get wild with week and play audio clips of things that definitely happened on the show.

    Love Jingle Bells Sprinkle Actually

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2017 66:32


    On our holiday extravaganza, we had comedian and sports fan Gabey Lucas on to talk about our favourite holiday movies, good Christmas meals as well as how much the show needs work. As the show goes on we gain magical guests such as Ola Olaniyan and Mahon Lamont who intermittenly talk on and off mic to our chagrin. Have some happy holidays!!

    Jack and Tristan Talk to The Doughboys!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2017 72:01


    On today's ep we have podcast legends Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger of The Doughboys! We talk Mitch's FX pilot and Nick's slight beef with Vancouver, as well as their mutual hesitation for the new Star Wars movie. We play a game of holiday Food You Rather and discuss the deep esoterica of Doughboys lore. Also Tristan says thank you a million times and Jack is confused.

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