Couple of Critics Podcast

This episode's selection is in contention for the shortest album on the podcast ever. This week Sam chose Group Sex by hardcore punk legends Circle Jerks. Plus, find out who will win The Battle Of The Keiths!

Throughout the span of this podcast, Sam's metal heart has been tested by things he wouldn't typically let near his ears. This week, Sam and Michelle are reviewing a mix of modern songs until Sam's head explodes. This episode features Sarcasms.

This week Sam pummels Michelle with enthusiastic nerd talk about one of the most infamous Italian horror movies of all time. Listen to find out if she loved Zombie by Lucio Fulci or if she would rather stab her own eye out with a broken piece of wood.

The gift of 1994 just keeps on giving, well, to some. This week, it's all about Dan Marino, Confederate flags, and the devil as the critics review Cracked Rear View by Hootie and the Blowfish. This episode features a plea for the Bottom of the Sea.

What happens when Sam is running out of things he likes to choose? Well, he has to choose something he doesn't know. Join the critics as they both check out Bricks are Heavy by L7 for the first time. This episode features a new podcast.

This week, the critics are Raising Hell with hip-hop royalty RUN-DMC. Will this influence the critics to purchase Adidas apparel and walk past dumb girls? You won't know unless you listen immediately. This episode is brought to you by the 2025 Classic Rock Walk

Get out your mascara and scarves because it's time to listen Jane's Addiction while banging heroin during a multi day threesome. Or you can just listen while you're at work. Your call. This episode features a new artist in the romantic audio book world.

The critics have traveled to the 1980s, where the high-top fade haircuts were fresh, and the codpieces were snug to review the album Word Up! by Cameo. This episode features an ode to a man's love of wading in waste water

Curiosity won't kill the Jonesy, but will it make Michelle regret choosing Aliens for this year's annual Paxtoween? Join the critics for the 4th annual Paxtoween hullabaloo where celebrating the superior Bill P. and his love of fried food is the name of the game, Man.

This week is a new one for both the critics, kind of. Sam finally decides to give Fugazi a chance again after 30 something years. This episode features a mini-episode of The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.

Well, hey there. I guess it's a good time to tell you that we're back, and we're ready to be a source of love and light for you again, if love and light are boogers and farts. This week, we're picking up where we unexpectedly left off with Bridge Over Troubled Water by Simon and Garfunkel. This episode features some health advice, and Stacy's not happy about it.

This week the discussion is about the 2008 Coen Brothers movie Burn After Reading. With the ridiculous ravings of John Malkovich, the self-induced paranoia from George Clooney, and the rest of the insane cast line-up there is a good amount of stupidity to talk about.

With their best Cockney accents and flair for attitude, the critics review Made Of Bricks by Kate Nash. Will any of this break through Sam's hard candy shell to reveal his soft creamy center?

In somewhat typical fashion Sam chooses metal that talks about Satan! This week the critics finally do their due diligence and listen to The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden.

Happy Halloween! This week's spooky episode is dedicated to the most popular Halloween song of all time. Michelle got her favorite grave robbing shovel out dug through the catacombs to find 10 versions of The Monster Mash to listen to and dissect. Will they make it to the end or will they go completely, stark- raving mad before they can escape the clutches of Bobby "Boris" Picket!? This episode features a very scary message about the most horrifying season of all.

The critics travel back to 1974 to review some classic tunes by Billy Preston. While discussing the album The Kids and Me, Billy's past dramas unfurl. Can the art be separated from the artist, or must they merge forever? This episode features a plea from J.D. Vance.

This week the critics listen to and discuss a group neither had heard of known as Mother's Finest. Will it be their new favorite thing or will it be the last time they listen to it ever again? This episode features a grumpy Abe Lincoln.

Since the critics can't seem to get enough progressive rock, they are reviewing In the Court of the Crimson King by King Crimson. Nerds unite! This episode features a ravenous parody of a rock'n'roll classic.

This podcast works it's way through major punk bands through out musical history and this week is a necessary stop. This episode is dedicated to listening to and reviewing Black Flag's The First Four Years This episode features a musical classic.

Is Samuel ready for this jelly? Is Michelle ready for this jelly? Critics are you ready for this jelly? Is Destiny's Child's Survivor too Bootylicious for you, baby? This episode includes a commercial for Slick @ Sight.

This week is Sam's choice and he went for one of the biggest bands in Rock N' Roll history! This episode is dedicated to listening to and reviewing A Night At The Opera by Queen. Featuring a psychiatrist visit.

Ah, yes. It's the episode that no one asked for. The critics review the 1972 NC-17 cult classic, Pink Flamingos. Strap in for a real sausage fest. This episode features a ditty from a man who was a bit of a horse fanatic.

This week it's time to not brush your hair, smoke bongs, and listen to Six Feet Under. That's right, the critics are talking about the master of "EEEEEEEEEE" himself, Chris Barnes and the Six Feet Under debut album Haunted. This episode features an ad for a guitar player.

Put on your beehive wigs and kitschy clothes because this week the Critics are talking about Cosmic Thing by The B-52's! This week features a Couple of Critics Classic.

This week the critics review.... Jumanji. That's right. Jumanji. Robin Williams. Kirsten Dunst. Jumanji. This episode features an announcement from a musician.

With 300 episodes out of the way, it's time for podcast all-star Travis Harpster to come back and torture the critics. Knowing Michelle's distaste for Axl Rose he naturally chose the fifth studio release from Guns N Roses. This week is a dive into The Spaghetti Incident? Featuring Disgust Discussed!

It's the Couple of Critics podcast 300th episode, and we brought in a couple of guests to celebrate! Chris and Zach join the critics in discussing songs they like but never need to hear again, all while competing for extravagant prizes and a high fiber diet.

Drug addictions, band tensions, and lovers quarrels are the theme for this episode's album. This week the critics listen to and review Rumours by Fleetwood Mac. This episode features a warning from your soon to be robot overlord.

In a true act of heroism, Sam decided to bring some much needed female energy to the podcast. Since Sam definitely doesn't hate women and women's voices, this week's album is Live Through This by Hole. This episode features an ad from Connie Fupashank.

When one band reaches it's end, a new band is born. This week, ye ol' critics review the debut, self-titled album by the band Audioslave. This episode features a segment from the hit TV show Doin' It Dawny Style.

Out of an Irish left field comes this week's album choice! Sam has decided to take another dive into the unknown with House of Pain (Fine Malt Lyrics) by House of Pain. This episode is brought to you by Angus McFist's Anal Fisting Salve

Do you like the rock music? Are you content hearing two dumb dumbs tell you their opinions about it? Sam and Michelle decided to review Songs For The Deaf by Queens of the Stone Age, so you're in luck. Listen now, or bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity. This episode features a Night Crüe anthem.

Taking a dive into the unknown seems to be the habit for Sam as of late and this week is no different. It's time for the the critics to listen to and discuss Desolation Boulevard by English glam rock band Sweet. Are you ready, Steve? This episode features an emergency episode of The Abraham Lincoln Crack Emporium Show.

Michael Jackson was a hit-making dancing machine, so Michelle wanted to review the album Bad by the almighty, sequined-gloved one. What was the Moonwalker movie really about? Was the Bad album better than Thriller? Does pool ball dust hurt eyeballs? This episode features a little writer's block

Sometimes classic albums slip through the cracks. This episode rectifies one of those situations. What kind of punk does Sam think he is? This week he finally chose to give the debut album by The Ramones it's due. This episode features another episode of Hell Corner with Herschel J. Pinhead!

Michelle decided to make another compilation playlist, this time with numbers 1-10 in the song titles. Does Sam wish Michelle would stop making playlists and just choose full albums like an adult? Is Michelle projecting? Listen now! This episode includes the new hit single, "34 4 45."

This week Sam gets back to his angry music with another Phil Anselmo project. This episode is all about Arson Anthem's Insecurity Notoriety and the love that Michelle will undoubtedly have for it! This episode features a mini-sode of Hell Corner with Herschel J. Pinhead.

While looking back at comedy movies, opinions are likely to vary. This week, we decided to do a re-watch of There's Something About Mary. It's time to get to the bottom of how the beans got above the frank.

It's the annual Paxtoween celebration where the critics review something from the late great Bill Paxton. This year, the critics are reviewing the album Holy Cow by Bill Paxton's 80s new wave band Martini Ranch. The critics also decide which style potato chip they fancy.

It's time to make another stop on Sam's rap journey. When one is traversing such a vast genre, it is impossible not to familiarize yourself with the one and only Snoop Dogg. This week the critics listen to and discuss his debut studio album Doggystyle. This episode is sponsored by Barry Bonkers Bodega of Breakables!

Sometimes, we have a change of Heart, and instead of trying bland castle food, we gravitate towards good old-fashioned American comfort food. It's time to gobble up Cosmo's Factory by Creedence Clearwater Revival. This episode features a rousing round of Guess That Melody!

In a desperate search for material, did Sam stumble on a shining gem by choosing Rubberneck by Toadies OR will he hate it and just keep listening to Cannibal Corpse? Either way, this episode is about the previously mentioned album by the previously mentioned band. I don't mean Cannibal Corpse.

Grab some pizzas and some tenderloins while you stuff your face and listen to Fat Boys. This episode is brought to you by DDDDoDG

If you hate dogs and love KY Jelly, then this week's episode is for you. Listen as the critics get into their favorite slimy puppet scenes and of course discuss who they think was the final assimilation! This episode is features a brave performance as The Jugg Hutt.

What do the Cold War, Little Stevie Winwood, and Sam's mom all have in common? If you guessed baking banana booger bread, well then baby, you're incorrect. This week, the critics review the self-titled album from the band Blood, Sweat & Tears. This episode features a special birthday shout-out.

Sam calls himself some sort of punker and he hasn't even listened to an album by The Stooges!?This week he tries to fix being such a poser by choosing the self-titled album by The Stooges featuring that wiggling man made of sun-dried leather called Iggy Pop. This episode features a few minutes of ASMR from Outregis Philbin.

The critics have watched and reviewed one of the most beloved movies of all time, The Godfather. Did this movie offer entertainment they couldn't refuse, or is this movie swimming with the fishes? This episode includes an inspired montage.

With blind spots in classic rock comes the need to explore what you don't know. This week is exactly that. It's time for the critics to listen to and talk about Chicago Transit Authority by Chicago.

If you can't take the heat, get yo' ass out the kitchen, we on a mission to get to the bottom of Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio. "This episode of Couple of Critics Podcast is not wack", said Coolio. This episode is brought to you by ice cream.

There comes a time when every Black Sabbath fan must at least dip a toe into the waters of the Dio years. That special time has finally come for Sam and Michelle. This episode the critics listen to and review Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath. Featuring an episode of Rock n' Roll History!

Find the nearest brick and drown it slowly because it's time to review Whatever and Ever Amen by Ben Folds Five. That's what that song said, right? This episode features a tune from a godless sodomite.