Podcasts about Jonesy

Texas prepares for war with an invasion of flesh eating flies. A new deadlier hybrid version of fire ants is swiftly moving across the US. Prison Farm inmates allegedly ate guinea pigs they took from a Perth animal shelter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect organism.Kaiju have had plenty of time in the Podzilla spotlight, so now it's The Lil' Guys' turn. Facehuggers, chestbursters, a cat called Jonesy - ever heard of them?Mykah loses his mind over a local warrant of fitness ad, and Jasher battles his shellfish allergy as the boys dive into Ridley Scott's sci-fi horror classic Alien.CHAPTERS(00:00:00) Welcome(00:03:24) What we're watching(00:18:32) Alien(01:04:29) Movie trivia(01:10:02) Final thoughts & ratings(01:21:09) Mailbag(01:26:22) Next episode...LINKSWe'd love to hear from you! Send us a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠voice message⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠email us⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Join our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, support us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Letterboxd⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.Check out our amazing artist, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Cassie Selin⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.THANK YOUA special thank you to all our Odo Island patrons:Jacob DockeyRich JetteG KiraFrogurtConnor StompanatoShaun SagerNerklesMichael KnottsRon JimenezMatt CrossJBSpinoEmmaJB Mason

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman beats up a golfer for playing too slowly. Florida woman arrested for posing as a nurse and treating over 4000 patients without a license. Floridaman arrested for stealing Smokey the Bear signs to sell online. Woman arrested for possession of meth at Disney World, Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Albert and Jonesy return to their Andor Season 2 deep dives with a look at the Rebellion and the Empire at a macro level, as well as other key figures who shaped each entity in this era... Feedback and Promotion Subscribe on YouTube: Cantina Cast Send feedback and comments to hellothere@cantinacast.com Follow us on BlueSky: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Threads: @TheCantinaCast Follow us on Twitter @TheCantinaCast Like us on Facebook: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Instagram: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Tumblr: Cantina Cast Discord: Cantina Cast Channel Cantina Cast: Web Site Pandora Link: Pandora Support the Cantina Cast Cantina Cast Patreon page TeePublic Store

Scientists discover that snails on crystal meth have sharp memories. Man threatened to kill everyone after copulating with a refrigerator in a Trader Joe's. Police seize 100 takes of Nitrous Oxide at the Grateful Dead Show. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

In this week's podcast with Jen Seyderhelm: Jonesy and Amanda to move to drive with Christian O’Connell going national Hot tomato on top on the Gold Coast The dismantling of former giant of podcast networks Wondery The end of an era for the Sunshine Coast’s Mix and other movements The National Radio Airplay Chart song of the week Guy Sebastian's Get it Done Are you going to RadioDays Asia in Jakarta next month? Information and registrations here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Japanese school teacher fired for working a second job at a convenience store. Breast milk ice cream debuts and is available nationwide. Man convicted of doing at home genital ultra sounds without a medical license. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Pod People, your intrepid hosts both turned 40 this year, and we decided that called for celebration! How are we celebrating on the pod? We each picked one of our all-time favorite horror films to revisit and discuss in depth. First up is Nikki's pick - Ridley Scott's Alien (1979). Join us as we explore space in the Nostromo, ogle over mama-Xenomorph's wet-wet-wet grandeur, and empathize with the shit Jonesy has seen (poor kitty!). We discuss Sigourney Weaver's killer performance, the use of offal and milk for practical effects, and why the film endures as a personal favorite of ours.Twitter - @HorrorMarginsFacebook - @HorrorInTheMarginsPodcastInstagram - @horrorinthemarginsTikTok - @horrorinthemarginsIf there's a movie you'd like us to review or a creator you'd like us to interview, send us an email at horrorinthemargins@gmail.com. We're happy to consider your suggestions. Stay spooky, Pod People. Podcast intro - Music by The_Mountain from PixabayPodcast outro - Music by ComaStudio from Pixabay

Woman found dead on a bus in Brazil with 26 iPhones glued to her body. New Jersey bakery owners were stabbed by angry customer over a sandwich they made him 4 years prior. Russian man, 88 years old, dies while trying to fly his home made DIY helicopter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

All the recent Yahoo Serious news got Jonesy thinking of how much he hated Young Einstein, despite everybody loving the film. Have you ever hated something that everybody else loved?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We answer all your questions.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Em Gillespie joins Jonesy & Amanda with the latest in entertainment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Denmark zoo asks the public to donate their unhealthy or dying pets to feed the predators. Bat flies into a woman's mouth in Arizona and it costs her $20k. Celsius energy drink cans were mistakenly filled with vodka. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Guitarist Steve Jones on the Sex Pistols Tour 2025: Steve Gorman and Steve Jones discuss the history of the Sex Pistols, Jonesy's radio career, plus his time on the pitch and thoughts on 1966 World Cup. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend Tom Ross joins Jonesy & Amanda for an incredible chat about his new book, What a Ripper!: 60 everyday objects that shaped Australia. He also gives Jonesy & Amanda a beautiful message about their departure from breakfast radio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's what you missed on Jonesy & Amanda this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our good friend Lynne McGranger joins Jonesy & Amanda after WINNING the prestigious Gold Logie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's everything you missed from Jonesy & Amanda's Cutting Room Floor podcast for this week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Robotic bunnies will be deployed in Florida to fight the invasive pythons. Attended a drag show? The Florida government wants your name and info. Kids in Florida watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for credit card fraud. Florida woman caught trying to smuggle turtles in her bra through TSA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Radioactive wasps have been discovered near nuclear facility. WNBA game is stopped when a sex toy is thrown onto the court during gameplay. Missionaries turn to secret audio devices to convert jungle tribes in the Amazon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

The hilarious Sam Pang joins Jonesy & Amanda for a chat ahead of his Logies hosting gig this weekend!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A message from Jonesy & Amanda about the future of their show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things are changing at GOLD1017.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

US Senate votes on whether or not to kill some sharks for eating too much fish. Couple tricked over 20 women into carrying babies through surrogacy. Indian tourists in Thailand call the police because the girl they hired has small breasts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

How many can we get right this week?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toddler bites a cobra to death in India. Google ordered to pay Argentine man thousands for putting his naked photo on Google Street View maps. Doctors in Scotland warn of the risks of penis filler and botox injections. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Steve Marshall and Lizzie Pearl join Jonesy & Amanda to chat about their new podcast, That's ACA which offers a behind-the-scenes look at the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Serial butt sniffer arrested yet again for, you guessed it - sniffing a butt. Petition launched to rename Birmingham airport after Ozzy Osbourne. Health department investigates after a Kentucky man woke up during his organ harvesting procedure. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

We got an interesting comment this week...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Em Gillespie joins Jonesy & Amanda with the latest in entertainment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here's what you missed on Jonesy & Amanda this week!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pepper sprayed tourists and stole their luxury watches. Floridaman tries to drive over children following ding dong ditch antics. Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein client list. Florida is one of the top ten worst states for road rage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Pham and Jonesy talk about John Wick 3 Parabellum (2019)

Woman sues the Blue Angels claiming the military jets killed her cat with their loud flying noise. Indian police arrest a man that ran a fake embassy for fake countries. Uber will soon allow women riders and drivers to avoid men on their trip. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Nazi hikers were questions by the police in the Swiss Alps. Doctors played musical bingo during a surgery in which the patient perished. A New York law firm fired an intern for biting coworkers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Hundreds of couples will attend Swingathon, the largest sex festival in the UK. Man pulled into a MRI machine after entering with a large chain on his neck. A man refused to climb down a homeowner's roof because he thought there were drugs in the chimney. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Pornography featuring choking and strangulation will be banned in the UK. Firefighter ends a baseball game with his water hose after a ball hit his personal vehicle. Man arrested for chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging all-comers in the parking lot of a sporting goods store. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

An all new episode of Hey Hey It's The Podcast is here!Join Criss Fresh, Mitch and Jonesy as they recap episodes of Australian TV institution Hey Hey It's Saturday.This episode looks at the 10th Hey Hey of 1998.It features Matchbox 20, Lacey Chabert, Van Halen and more.Please subscribe to us on iTunes and you can find us at:www.facebook.com/heyheyitsthepodcastInstagram @heyheypodcast

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken. Florida receptionist overpaid $400k by her employer by mistake and she spent it. Floridaman arrested with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida flesh eating bugs have killed four this summer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Dating app for Disney fans is launching. Spanish soccer star hired dwarfs and questionable ladies for his 18th birthday. UNO Classic card game casino club is popping up in Las Vegas and other cities across the US. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

After an early summer break, Wayne and Kevin have film to develop, prints to make, and project to pursue. Kevin's project has been making contact print triptychs using one of the cheapest new cameras availbable today, the "Plastic Filmtastic" Debonair 120 from the Film Photography Store. This $20 camera often gets compared with the legandary Holga, but it is not the same camera. While the Debonair also has a plastic lens, Kevin believes that it makes better photographs than the Holga while still producing vintage vignetting effects. However, what really separates the Debonair from the Holga is that the Debonair makes 6x4.5cm rectangle images (as opposed to the Holga's 6x6cm square images). Inspired by Wayne's idea of using his Fuji GS645 camera as a medium format 'half-frame' camera, Kevin began photography old business signs with his Debonair with an eye toward contact printing three images on a singel 4x6 postcard. It's still in the 'proof-of-concept' stage, but the possibilities are real indeed! Meahwhile, Wayne empties out the UJC mailbag and reads some great listener feedback. And finally, the Shutter Brothers discuss the Great Film Photo Meetup Chattanooga, which happens on Saturday and Sunday, August 9-10. Happy Photography!

This week on The Bachelor Lifestyle, Brian and Jason recap a jam-packed five-hour week of Bachelor in Paradise, filled with fake jet-ski entrances, unexpected exits, and enough overproduction to sink a reality show. The guys dive into the downfall of Paradise's charm, break down this season's major player moves, and roast the heavy-handed integration of The Golden Bachelor cast into what's supposed to be TV's hottest mess.Jason brings some sharp cultural analogies (Leia floating in space doing the Force), and Brian pulls no punches on Dale's sudden aging and the rise of Gen Z terms like “intentional” and “navigate.”Oh, and polyamory? It's here.[00:00] Cold Open + Theme Song ChaosJason's “self-deprecating” intro song makes a returnCochlear implants and life updates[06:30] Five Hours of Reality HellHosts struggle through the bloated weekly runtimeProduction value criticism: scripted scenes with Jesse & WellsBachelor now mimicking shows that once mimicked it[14:10] Character Check: Brian, the DouchebagZoe's heartbreak and Brian's 180-turn to ParisaIs he East Coast Jersey Shore or just “Florida Mid”?Zoe vs. Brian = best fireworks of the week[23:45] Chemistry Test: Gen Z Kisses & Bad Football ThrowsSpencer's abysmal QB formSwipe-and-kiss reveals surprising dynamicsLexi agrees to kiss Justin… then hesitates… then gives in[32:00] Susie Returns!Lexi questions Justin's feelingsSusie arrives literally mid-convoLexi walks out after Justin gives Susie the rose……only for Susie to turn him down?![40:10] Bachelor Polyamory BeginsJeremy tells Bailey he wants to pursue both her and SusieBailey's date with Andrew sparks Jeremy's jealousyJeremy calls producers to bring Susie back mid-episode[49:00] Jill Returns (Again, Why?)Still no emotional depthSean the Ken Doll picks Jill for a date—pure strategy[53:00] Golden Bachelor IntrusionOld cast arrives for cross-promotionBrian: “I hate it. It's disgusting.”Jesse reads a verbatim enthusiasm script for the Golden crowdProducers force youthful contestants to overact joy[01:00:00] Bachelor Buzzwords of the Week“Navigate” is the new “clarity”“Intentional” still holding strong[01:08:00] Jeremy's Secret CallHe calls Susie after Bailey's betrayalSusie declines his attempt to bring her backJeremy never tells Bailey—drama incoming[01:15:00] Closing ThoughtsJill gets a sympathy roseThree exits: Lexi, Justin, SusieGolden NPCs sap the sexiness out of Paradise

Nick Cannon, tv host and serial impregnator, is starting a podcast offering relationship and dating advice. 114 year old marathon runner struck and killed by a car in India. Thai woman arrested for blackmailing Buddhist monks with sex videos and photos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Mother calls in a fake bomb threat to the airport to stop her married son from taking a trip with his girlfriend. American couple wins the World Wife-Carrying Championship. Naked American man found in a Bangkok sewer refused help and bit rescuers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Chimps are sticking grass and sticks in their butts to be fashionable. Hundreds of packages mistakenly shipped to woman's home by Amazon, leading to her year of hell. Elmo's (Sesame Street) X account (Twitter) was hacked and then posted very offensive posts. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pleases himself at a Starbucks. Floridaman high on meth steals a tourist train on his birthday. Florida woman's face is paralyzed after receiving botox from unlicensed doctor in a shed. Floridaman steals 58 right shows but why? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Albert and Jonesy turn their Andor Character Spotlight to one of the series all stars: Mon Mothma. Join the guys as they explore her journey from Senate conspirator to Rebel icon. Feedback and Promotion Subscribe on YouTube: Cantina Cast Send feedback and comments to hellothere@cantinacast.com Follow us on BlueSky: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Threads: @TheCantinaCast Follow us on Twitter @TheCantinaCast Like us on Facebook: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Instagram: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Tumblr: Cantina Cast Discord: Cantina Cast Channel Cantina Cast: Web Site Pandora Link: Pandora Support the Cantina Cast Cantina Cast Patreon page TeePublic Store

Heathrow airport will play ambiance sound featuring the sounds of an airport throughout the airport. Dead body was found in a Goodwill donation bin. A man put up billboards offering to buy the crackhouses in Cleveland. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

National Park in China is hiring"Wildmen" to howl and eat raw food for the tourists. An Italian bellydancer was arrested in Egypt for being too seductive. A New Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes hits the market. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Jedi Novel Archive LIVE! returns for another episode as Lauren and Jonesy discuss Adam Christopher's "The Witness" short story that follows a deserting stormtrooper who sees part of Vader and Luke's fight on Cloud City! Jedi Novel Archive Playlist on YouTube One Hell of a Fanfic w/Lauren and Steph Feedback and Promotion Subscribe on YouTube: Cantina Cast Send feedback and comments to hellothere@cantinacast.com Follow us on BlueSky: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Threads: @TheCantinaCast Follow us on Twitter @TheCantinaCast Like us on Facebook: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Instagram: The Cantina Cast Follow us on Tumblr: Cantina Cast Discord: Cantina Cast Channel Cantina Cast: Web Site Pandora Link: Pandora Support the Cantina Cast Cantina Cast Patreon page Swag and Merch Store