Cracked Movie Club Podcast

This week, the gang heads to the 1980s to watch “We Summon The Darkness” and wonder at what could have been. And we're joined by long-time Cracked writer Zanandi Botes! Originally filmed on 10/21/22. New episodes NEVER. Because we're DEAD.  

This week, the gang heads to Japan to watch “House” and gesture non-specifically and say why, though. Originally filmed on 10/14/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked.

This week, the gang heads to space and also hell(?) to watch Event Horizon and wonder at what could have been. They're also joined by Cracked royalty Jason Pargin! Originally released on 10/6/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked.

This week, the gang heads to the Big Apple to watch “Lucky Number Slevin” and wonder at what Josh Hartnett's career could have been. They're also joined by Jordan's best friend Devin Byam! Originally recorded LIVE on 9/29/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked.

This week, the gang divides and conquers, not unlike the characters in Barbarian. Sort of. They're also joined by writer/Director Zach Cregger of Whitest Kids U Know fame! Originally released on 9/27/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked.

This week, the gang heads to Vienna to watch “Amadeus” and complain about the whitewashing of Mozart's poop love. Originally recorded LIVE on 9/15/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked.

This week, Jordan and Jesse head to a Hurricane Party to watch “Bodies Bodies Bodies” and whether Jordan feels down with Gen Z enough. Originally recorded LIVE on 9/8/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked

This week, Ali and Jesse are abandoned by Jordan but joined by Brian Park, from the Feeling Asian Podcast, to talk about "Whiplash." Originally recorded LIVE on 9/1/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked.

This week, Jordan and Jesse head to 45 miles outside Philly to watch “Signs” and also, briefly, A Serbian Film. Originally recorded LIVE on 8/25/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked

This week, the gang heads to San Angeles to watch “Demolition Man” and lament it wasn't created by The Raid guys or something. Originally recorded LIVE on 8/18/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked

Samantha Ruddy joins the gang to talk about the cult classic "Josie and the Pussycats" and Jordan posits there's some big curse. Originally recorded LIVE on 8/11/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked.

Ali has been wanting us to talk about "All That Jazz" since before she was born, so we did that. Originally recorded LIVE on 8/4/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/cracked

This week the gang heads to the modern Wild West to watch "Nope" and try and figure out what's up with that Gordy fella. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 7/28/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel!

This week the gang heads to Old Detroit to watch Robocop and try to dissect the satire from the legitimate fascism. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 7/21/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel.

This week the gang heads to NYC to watch We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story and try to dissect the inscrutable plot. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 7/14/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang is joined by Michael Strauss and heads to Las Vegas to talk "Elvis (2022)" and whether anything is even real. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 7/7/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to a becah to talk "Old" and I'M SORRY I THOUGHT IT'D BE A BETTER MOVIE OKAY. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 6/30/22. New episodes every Thursday at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to India to talk "RRR" and whether it and films like it could save Netflix. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 6/16/22. New episodes on Thursdays at 4PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to Los Angeles to talk "Chip N' Dale: Rescue Rangers" and debate whether kids movies these days have too much danged plot. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 6/6/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to the UK to talk "Men" and what the hell it even means if anything. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 5/23/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to Champion City to talk "Mystery Men" and whether it's at all like The Boys. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 5/16/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to Spain to talk "The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent" and whether it's the MOST Nic Cage movie ever. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 5/9/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang is joined by Logan Trent and they head to Los Angeles to talk 2014's "Nightcrawler" and Jordan hears the term Neon Noir for the first time ever and is very excited about it. Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 5/2/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to literally everywhere to talk "Everything Everywhere All At Once" and whether it's the best movie... ever? Originally recorded LIVE at youtube.com/cracked on 4/25/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to... SIBERIA!? to talk the rodent-film "Sonic The Hedgehog 2" and also misidentify echindas? Originally recorded LIVE on youtube.com/cracked on 4/18/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to France to talk the car-sex movie "Titane" and also how gross the movie made Jordan feel! Originally recorded LIVE on youtube.com/cracked on 4/11/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to the Shadow Mountains to talk Nic Cage's "Mandy" and also happy birthday Jordan's three-year old! Originally recorded LIVE on youtube.com/cracked on 4/4/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to some scary alleyway to talk Nightmare Alley and also Will Smith slapping Chris Rock! Originally recorded LIVE on youtube.com/cracked on 3/28/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to Gotham to talk The Batman and also the little Riddle Boy! Originally recorded LIVE on youtube.com/cracked on 3/21/22. New episodes every Monday at 1PM EST on our YouTube channel! Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang and William Kuechenberg head to Cleveland to discuss Howard the Duck and also fight to the death about Marvel movies. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to Alabama to discuss My Cousin Vinny but also a hundred things that aren't My Cousin Vinny. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to space to discuss Starship Troopers and media literacy, apparently. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to Los Angeles to discuss I Love You, Man and how Jordan can make more friends. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to Chicago to discuss My Best Friend's Wedding and how none of these people make any sense and yet they're very fun to watch. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang heads to the Canada part of Michigan to discuss Lars and the Real Girl and how that one silicon doll helped a whole town come... together. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang goes LIVE and discusses the 1997 movie Contact and why Jodie Foster let's an alien pretending to be her dad lick her face. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang watches the South Korean "Burning", and Jesse is a good sport despite watching an ARTSY movie with SUBTITLES. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang watches Blankman and Jordan regrets everything in his life. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

Laura O'Dea joins the gang to discuss "Moonstruck" the movie that made Nic Cage a star—despite his crazy teeth. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.  

Brian Morabito joins the gang to discuss the Swedish film "The Square" and ponder whether hot people ruin movies. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang watches the cult-classic Little Shop of Horrors and whether Jordan is going to be constantly forced to watch old 80s movies forever. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week, the gang watches the hyper-violent martial arts masterpiece, The Raid 2, and Jordan postulates growth inevitably requires sacrifice... for some reason. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.  

This week the gang has on Brian Murphy from Not Another DnD Podcast to talk about the utter mundaneness of Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.   Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about Addams Family Values! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.  

his week the gang watches Riders of Justice with special guest Jason "the artist formerly known as David Wong" Pargin and discuss Danish cinema and how Jordan's kids are going to grow up someday. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about Addams Family Values! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.  

This week Brian Brushwood joins the gang to watch Time Bandits and discuss the power of friendship and little people traveling through time.   Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about Addams Family Values! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.  

This week the gang inexplicably talks about how weird they were in middle school. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about Addams Family Values! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang is joined by Jenny Arimoto to discuss the linguistic peculiarities of Sharknado.    Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about Sharknado! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.   Follow Jenny Arimoto on Instagram, TikTok, and Twitter @JennyArimoto.  

This week the gang watches From Justin To Kelly and considers the morality of contractually obligated tongue kissing. Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about From Justin to Kelly! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang watches Drop Dead Gorgeous and tries to figure out why so many people continue to love weird offensive movie from two decades ago. Let us know what we missed by emailing us at movieclub@cracked.com.   Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about Drop Dead Gorgeous. Get the newsletter here or at www.cracked.com/movieclub.

This week the gang discusses the bonkers movie Perfume: A Story Of A Murderer that should have been titled Red Heads Smell Best. Seriously, it makes sense."  Subscribe to the Cracked Movie Club newsletter to get a jump on our next watch and see what our listeners think we missed about Perfume! Get the newsletter here or at cracked.com/newsletters/cracked-movie-club.

Welcome to Cracked Movie Club, the show where we do a book club, but for movies, which are like books but better. Hosted by Jordan, Ali, and Jesse and released every Monday.