Dude It's a Cult

Renee discusses Dudeism, a cult she actually belongs to.

Renee discusses the Moonies again, it just keeps getting worse. We try to drink Bud Light Seltzer, which also keeps getting worse and worse.

Danielle discusses Ramtha's school of enlightenment. We try to channel a potato ghost.

Renee discusses the Moonies. Skip the first 25 minutes if you want to get straight to the culty stuff, we were extra chatty. Listen to the end to hear about the WILD way they consummate marriage. Danielle is scarred for life.

Danielle discusses the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We get really excited about Rock of Love, and once again talk trash about Jason from Country Hyundai.

Trigger warning - mentions of suicide Renee discusses Chen Tao. A cult leader finally admits being wrong! There's crying involved.

Danielle discusses Andrew Keegan, from her favorite show Seventh Heaven, and his very vibe-y cult. Find out which local car salesman is our least favorite.

Renee discusses the tinder date murder of Sydney Loofe and the most half assed witch cult EVER. There are witches (sort of), a vampire sugar daddy, and a whole bunch of awful stuff.

Danielle discusses a unicorn sex cult. We talk about cats for 20 minutes at the end, so maybe skip that if you're not a cat lady like us

Renee joined this cult and discusses how it's going so far.

This week Renee dives into some updates and current events. We talk about LulaRoe, go over some disturbing new information about MOVE, have a rant about the new Texas abortion law and The Satanic Temple's response to it, and discuss Trump's important 9/11 speech.

Danielle discusses the (very murdery) Church of the Firstborn of the Lamb of God. And some dude named Gallamalimealiel. Or something. Skip to 8:45 if you don't want to hear about Renee pooping and just want to get straight to the cult.

This one is a bummer, but please listen! We should all know the story of MOVE. There are some audio issues, briefly, in the middle. Sorry! Our best is pretty mediocre, but we try hard.

Danielle discusses the Slaves of the Immaculate Heart of Mary. Is it Catholicism? Depends on who you ask.

Men are mostly trash, but this cult leader is a Public Universal Friend. Listen to find out where PUF falls on the trash-o-meter.

Danielle discusses the Lyman Family and a lot of other nonsense. If you don't want to hear about our nipples, this isn't the place for you.

Renee discusses Discordianism, a religion based on pure chaos

Surprise b**ches, we're back! Danielle discusses Love Has Won. We discuss our long hiatus.

Surprise, we're back! Regular episodes will start on August 3. See you next Tuesday!

Renee talks about James Arthur Ray. Oprah Loves him, but we don't.

Renee talks about James Arthur Ray. Oprah Loves him, but we don't.

Danielle talks about the very gory Matamoros cult. Renee Talks about that time she was almost on the Jerry Springer show.

Danielle talks about the very gory Matamoros cult. Renee Talks about that time she was almost on the Jerry Springer show.

Renee talks about a weird Bavarian sex cult and the Thirty Seconds to Mars nonsense that's going on. She also gives unnecessary music reviews and insults Dave Matthews Band fans for no reason at all. Send hate mail please, we're lonely.

Renee talks about a weird Bavarian sex cult and the Thirty Seconds to Mars nonsense that's going on. She also gives unnecessary music reviews and insults Dave Matthews Band fans for no reason at all. Send hate mail please, we're lonely.

Danielle discusses the Vampire Clan and lets us in on her biggest secret (and the reason she is probably, definitely, cursed)!

Danielle discusses the Vampire Clan and lets us in on her biggest secret (and the reason she is probably, definitely, cursed)!

Renee discusses the Blackburn cult. These are some seriously crazy women from the 1920s.

Renee discusses the Blackburn cult. These are some seriously crazy women from the 1920s.