Gaylords of Darkness

Episode 207: Don't Scratch It We Saw MAMAMOO in Concert Month wraps with American Movie (1999)! Stacie and Anthony revisit this equally hilarious and sad documentary, discuss small geniuses, and continue to ride high on the Kyle Richards rumor train before an actressexual-themed Bonus Round. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 206: Pet Pervs The Gaylords go to Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum (2018)! Stacie and Anthony debate the ethics of real-life horror, Zak Bagans, and offer a Hair Update before an all-new Bonus Round. We Saw MAMAMOO in Concert Month continues! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DARKNESS: Let's Talk About the Rumors This just in! The Gaylords are on the scene for BREAKING NEWS—join us as we search for the truth behind Kyle and Mauricio's reported split. Is Kyle dating a woman?! Did Halloween Bangs foreshadow this? Are we terrible people? All is addressed on this very special Real Housewives of Darkness, available now! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 205: Avant-Garde Practices In keeping with the values of We Saw MAMAMOO in Concert Month, the Gaylords boot up Diablo IV (2023)! That's right—Stacie and Anthony talk video games, swamp ecology, Focus on the Family sex graphs, and more before an all-new Bonus Round. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 204: Answering Skin As you might have heard, we saw MAMAMOO in concert...thus dawns We Saw MAMAMOO in Concert Month! This week we recount our rapture at the hands of Mother Radish, plus: Pride peanut butter, The Ultimatum: Queer Love, F'lay O'Fish, Great Value Pyramid, and even some Evil Dead Rise (2023). Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 203: Silver Astral Cords Countdown to Rapture Month concludes with Messiah of Evil (1973)! Stacie and Anthony talk about this perfect movie, the uncanny, swamp alligators, the coming rapture at MAMAMOO, and their coastal horror recommendations. We're at T-minus zero—be sure to listen! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 202: Happy Life Day Countdown to Rapture Month stops by 10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)! Stacie and Anthony discuss basement captives, rusted sticks, Fall (2022), and Save the Cat!, all before placing their heads back on The Chopping Block.  Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 201: Permed Juggalo Countdown to Rapture Month starts to shimmer with Annihilation (2018)! Stacie and Anthony go to the lighthouse and talk not-ghosts, Virginia Woolf, Stacie's new perm, and mime-offs before an all-new...well, an all-new part of the show!  Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-WRAP-UP-ENING Over the last week, Gaylords listeners raised $13,429 for the Transgender Law Center! In today's Re-Re-Wrap-Up-ening, Stacie and Anthony emerge from their bacta tanks to send off The Re-Re-Three-ening and to give thanks to each and every one of you. Donations are now closed but you can donate directly at transgenderlawcenter.org—and find, volunteer with, and support local and regional trans justice orgs! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-THREE-ENING: Alien 3 The Re-Re-Three-ening reaches its final hours (and an unbelievable new goal) as Stacie and Anthony swan dive into molten metal with 1992's Alien³! Today is our LAST DAY raising funds for the Transgender Law Center. You can continue to donate until midnight PST tonight. Let's see where that thermometer ends up—and thank you, from the bottom of our chest-bursted hearts! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-THREE-ENING: The Ghost Galleon With but two fundraising days left of The Re-Re-Three-ening, Stacie and Anthony hitch a sweet ride on The Ghost Galleon (1974)! Will the Gaylords survive? Are they now the blind dead themselves? And how much will they raise for the Transgender Law Center before the The Re-Re-Three-ening disappears into the fog? Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-THREE-ENING: Ju-on: The Grudge The Re-Re-Three-ening haunts on with Ju-on: The Grudge (2002), in which Stacie and Anthony are reduced to guttural yūrei sounds but still can't get over your incredible generosity. Just THREE days remain in our fundraiser for the Transgender Law Center, so please spread the word and donate if you can. Let's keep the thermometer growing! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-THREE-ENING: Ninja III: The Domination The Re-Re-Three-ening gets possessed by Ninja III: The Domination (1984)! Are we more blown away by your goal-breaking generosity for the Transgender Law Center or by Lucinda Dickey's ninja kicks and disdain for cops? Listen and find out--and thank you for continuing to support and spread the word! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-THREE-ENING: Horror Stories 3 The Re-Re-Three-ening re-re-turns with the 2016 Korean sci-fi/horror anthology film Horror Stories 3! Another day, another fundraising goal met thanks to you...every dollar, every share, and every listen helps fill up our thermometer, all to the benefit of the Transgender Law Center. We can't thank you enough! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-THREE-ENING: Zombie 3 The Re-Re-Three-ening shuffles along with Zombie 3 (1988) and a first goal met in two hours! Come for the Fulci, stay for the flying severed head--plus a whole new fundraising goal of $2500 for the Transgender Law Center! As always, thank you for your donations, listens, and shares! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

THE RE-RE-THREE-ENING: Psycho III Surprise: The Re-Re-Three-ening is here! In light of the transphobic attacks and legislation across the country, we're fundraising for the Transgender Law Center with new episodes every day until May 7...and it all kicks off today with Psycho III (1986)! Listen, watch along, share, and help us make our first goal of $1000 via the GoFundMe link on our website (gaylordsofdarkness.com) and learn more about the cause at transgenderlawcenter.org Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 200: The People's Gay-ies This week we're celebrating 200 episodes with The People's Gay-ies! Ballots are in, the results are secured, and we're rolling out that red carpet—put on your finest formal wear and find out which of your picks are taking home Gay-ies! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 199: A Little Rumbling Animals Run Amok Month concludes with Terror Out of the Sky (1978)! Stacie and Anthony take on MAMAMOO concert training, Grizzly Adams, tepid love triangles, and B(ee)TSD, all before an unpredictable new Great Value Pyramid!  Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 198: Heaven Wedding The Gaylords go gaga for Ants! (aka It Happened at Lakewood Manor, 1977)! Stacie and Anthony discuss babes, fire moats, wallpaper tubes, and Myrna Loy in a helicopter basket before an unsettling new Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 197: Shades of Marshall Animals Run Amok Month is besieged by Tentacles (1977)! Stacie and Anthony slog through orca hand puppets, ink farts, (not scuba diving) Shelley Winters, and celebrate the new MAMAMOO+ release—even in the face of another Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 196: Even Wedges Animals Run Amok Month lifts off with Tarantulas: The Deadly Cargo (1977)! Stacie and Anthony talk not-tarantulas, character actor dream casts, and meet cutes with text message scammers—all before a mind-numbing new Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 195: Judy Exorcist The Gaylords kick off Scream Month with Scream VI (2023)! Stacie and Anthony talk meanness, 5CREAM, Lady Loomis, and de-aged Force ghosts before another absolutely unpredictable Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Surprise! Next month will bring our 200th episode and we need YOU to help us celebrate by voting in the first-ever People's Gay-ie Awards! This special mini-mini-sode will tell you how you can make your voice heard. The voting deadline is end of day, April 10th 2023, so listen in! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 194: Do Goals Found Footage Month concludes with Hangman (2015)! Stacie and Anthony talk wall people, Jeremy Sisto, Diarrhea Aficionado magazine, and Stacie's #goalboss calling, all before another mind-melting Great Value Pyramid! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 193: Wicker Everywhere Found Footage Month enters the labyrinth with Atrocious (2010)! Stacie and Anthony revisit this Spanish shocker and talk jerky hearts, freeing willies, and envision the Gaylords Retirement Home before a mind-blowing new Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 192: Fried Green Tomatoes Mirror The Gaylords turn to the power of The Medium (2021)! Stacie and Anthony discuss this Thai/South Korean film, unlikely heroes, depravity, and the Christian Demonologist's Handbook: Workbook & Study Guide (of course), all before venturing into the Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 191: An Kraken Found Footage Month takes to the stars for Europa Report (2013)! Stacie and Anthony grapple with Embeth Davidtz, non-diegetic sound in found footage, and nitpicking nannies (including Neil deGrasse Tyson), all before a harrowing new Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 190: Cake Sitting The Gaylords go to The Outwaters (2022)! Stacie and Anthony dig into this new, queer-directed found footage film—out in theaters February 9—and discuss yucks, yums, Heidi Fleiss: Bird Woman, and the state of indie horror before an all-new Great Value Pyramid. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 189: Vienna Sausage (Carol Anne voice) We're baaaack! The Gaylords awaken from hibernation and launch Found Footage Month with Lake Mungo (2008)! Stacie and Anthony discuss grief and ghosts, withered lace, and Stacie's Mafioso aspirations before an all-new—well, you'll find out! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Real Housewives of Darkness: The Jentencing Before the Gaylords return to discussing horror movies, they're tackling the horrors of Real Housewives! Stacie and Anthony talk Jen Shah's prison sentence, Heather Gay's black eye, Karen Huger's live show, Miami's grifters, and more before casting their own Ultimate Ultimate Girls Trips. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Real Housewives of Darkness: Housewives Holiday Platter It's beginning to look a lot like another episode of Housewives talk from the Gaylords, as Stacie and Anthony cover all the latest on Potomac, Salt Lake City, Miami, and Ultimate Girls Trip! Angels, knights, queens, and Larsa...join us as our Big Gulps runneth over! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 188: Keep Calm and Doctor Who The Gaylords wrap up Lifetime Month—and 2022—with 1973's Go Ask Alice! Stacie and Anthony keep calm and discuss Satanic Panic, AI, hot Shatner, and Wayfair cabinets before a holiday exchange of the Gaylordsian variety. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 187: Blast Me The Gaylords get blasted by Lifetime Month again with Death of a Cheerleader (1994)! Stacie and Anthony talk Tori Spelling, Kellie Martin, Valerie Harper, “Marlee” Shelton, flying cars, and cucumber knives, all before risking death on the Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 186: Crunchy Bangs The Gaylords return—and so does Lifetime Month—with The Phone Call (1989, available on YouTube)! Stacie and Anthony tackle this gay Fatal Attraction and talk OnlyFans, ranch dressing swirlies, milk stores, and more before a refreshing new Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 185: Vat of Goo The Gaylords continue to live by Lifetime with Mary Lambert's Face of Evil (1996)! Stacie and Anthony talk Tracey Gold vs. Shawnee Smith, crime beanies, feminist murder-artists, and eyebrow aesthetics before a bloody new Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 184: No Blood Germs Lifetime Month continues with Midwest Obsession (1995)! Stacie and Anthony fall hard for Courtney Thorne-Smith's Dairy Princess and her cow car, plus: deodorant flavors, the return of Misandry Rooney, and more before another unpredictable Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 183: Mrs Dirt October is OctOVER as the Gaylords kick off Lifetime Month with Meredith Baxter in A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story and Her Final Fury: Betty Broderick, The Last Chapter (1992)! Stacie and Anthony talk unpleasant queens, wigs vs. Garnier Nutrisse, and more MAMAMOO before an all-old edition of The Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 182: Mutual Scope Narrowing This week the Gaylords trap themselves in a theater for a Halloween spooktacular! Stacie and Anthony program the five-movie marathons of their dreams, now with spooky season watches, beach forcefields, and fly science, all before another delirious Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 181: Nurse of Wands It's finally here: the Gaylords crack open some cold ones to cool off from Halloween Bangs Part Two (aka Halloween Ends, 2022)! Join Stacie and Anthony mere moments after their watch to hear their raw, unsorted, undiluted responses to Lindsey Wallace and whatever the hell else this movie is. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 180: Ear Forceps The Gaylords celebrate MAMAMOO's new comeback with…Umma (2022)! Stacie and Anthony dive into moms vs mothers, gay vampires, salon grifts, and chair f*cking before another new Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 179: Avaid Fointing The Gaylords kick off spooky season by stepping into The Monster Club (1981)! Stacie and Anthony chart shamdocks, humegoos, terrible masks, and vampire corn teeth before melting their brains on The Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 178: Pumped With Pleasure The Gaylords get pumped with pleasure, pumpkin spice, puce, and Pearl (2022)! Join Stacie and Anthony as they talk Mia Goth, Mia Goth, and Mia Goth, all before a very, VERY special edition of The Chopping Block! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DARKNESS: Salt Lake City / Potomac trailers Surprise! It's time for more Real Housewives as the Gaylords dissect the new trailers for Salt Lake City Season 3 and Potomac Season 7! Stacie and Anthony talk about the Queens who stole their hearts, the Queens who stole from the elderly, and more as they prepare for new seasons of some of their favorite franchises. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 177: Bad Butter The Gaylords get weird with The Manitou (1978)! Stacie and Anthony talk William Girdler, laser boobs, imaginary Hollywood ethnicities, and Grande Dame Guignol by way of Marvel—all before an embarrassment of a Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 176: Shrink Ray People This week the Gaylords are alight with Burnt Offerings (1976)! Stacie and Anthony talk Destiny feelings, Karen Black, Oliver Reed, Bette Davis, and Draculas before racing against time on The Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 175: Cyberglorp At long last, the Gaylords find themselves slain by Orphan: First Kill! Stacie & Anthony talk full-ass woman Isabelle Fuhrman, Julia Stiles, and Stacie's Pillow Book before a shocking new Chopping Block. Don't get spoiled—watch this movie before you listen! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 174: Fancy Man The Gaylords lose their minds over Prey (2022)! Stacie and Anthony celebrate Amber Midthunder, representation and agency, liquid metal boobs, Pizza Palaces, and Reba McEntire's future in the Predator franchise before an all-new, all-unhinged Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 173: Wackadoodle Doolittle The Gaylords jump into the Wes Craven “Deadly” Universe with Deadly Blessing (1981)! Stacie and Anthony address incubi, O.G. Battlestar Galactica, Sharon Stone and Susan Bruckner, Schrödinger's Press Conference, and a chestplate so special it makes its way onto The Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Surprise! It's time for another installment of Real Housewives of Darkness, a once-in-a-while Gaylords spinoff that has nothing to do with horror movies but everything to do with Real Housewives. Stacie and Anthony talk angels, gay, gay angels, queens, chaos witches, petroleum jelly, and more while dissecting all things Miami. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 172: Youthful Interest The Gaylords peek at What Lies Beneath (2000)! Stacie and Anthony talk Michelle Pfeiffer, ghost solitaire, Stacie's new attic blog, and some Jennifer Jason Leigh concerns before another dazzling new Chopping Block. Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co

Episode 171 - Secrete Wisely The Gaylords discover that the squint method has nothing on Incantation (2022)! Stacie and Anthony talk hair eating, secreting, the pyramid schemes of malicious deities, and weirder than usual holes before another new Chopping Block. Don't get spoiled—watch Incantation before you listen! Find out more at https://gaylords-of-darkness.pinecast.co