Forrest and Ben, old friends who had no interest in starting a podcast, finally relent to several requests to share their dumb opinions on the internet. Each week they struggle to share a single brain cell while discussing a wide variety of social, polit
Episode #62 In this episode, Forrest and Ben eat terrible food and challenge each other on rights and privacy in the digital age.
Episode #61 In this episode, Forrest and Ben go on an anti-capitalist tirade and Forrest forgets an important feature of neck anatomy.
In this episode, Ben and Forrest talk about dealing with a the death of a close relative, the importance of family time, and try some spicy candy with underwhelming results.
Episode #59 In this episode, Ben sits patiently while Forrest rambles about the most pointless nonsense imaginable. There's some isotope stuff in here for those who have been asking, though.
Episode #58 In this episode, Forrest and Ben eat pizza. Seriously, turn this awful show off.
Episode #57 In this episode, Forrest and Ben joke about fake government conspiracies, discuss living in a racist society, and complain about breakfast foods only being served in the morning. No one should listen to this one. It's terrible.
Episode 56 In this episode, Forrest and Ben discuss the utility and possibility of trigger warnings, how Goodwill and other companies exploit disabled workers, and how weird it must be to be a philosopher.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about the political news they've missed, why abortion should not be left up to the states, and whether or not the government should be run by AI.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about the deep lore of the Ernest movies, the epidemic of gun violence in America, and how hard it is to go on when everything just keeps getting worse.
In this episode, Forrest can't stop yawning as he and Ben discuss the ramifications of overturning Roe and the horrible reality of inaction.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben muse about online content creators, STREAM education, and the usefulness of art. Then Forrest launches into a crazed rant about capitalism.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben try to figure out if vegetables are healthy and how many moles would make Sandra Bullock rich. This is the worst episode they've ever made. Bar none.
Episode #50 In this episode, Forrest and Ben capitalize on their inebriation to talk loosely about performative politics, internet authenticity, and Leonardo DiCaprio.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben discuss the stigma surrounding mental health care, the insanity of wage labor, and their ridiculous ideas to make things better.
Episode #48 In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about the origins of Easter traditions, having children, and the phasing out of old game consoles.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben are exceedingly tired after a long day of work and weddings. They say nothing of substance for almost 30 minutes before Ben reminds Forrest of something he's excited about. This expisode is awful. Yeah, that's good. People read these descriptions. People love the show.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about Facebook's conspiracy to make boomers afraid of TikTok, then they lightly banter about war profiteering before wrapping early for reasons.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about absolutely nothing of consequence for a loooong time before launching into some actually serious issues just in time to end the episode.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about how impossible it is to spend money ethically without overhauling the whole system and all the other things you should be watching instead of this terrible podcast
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about working while having a baby, judgmental people on the internet, and spotting fascist dog whistles from afar.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben complain about the inefficacy of the American insurance system, the stupidity of expatriation taxes, and the importance of representation of marginalized communities.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben reminisce on their first cell phones, give their uninformed opinions on international conflicts, and discuss the future of Martian colonization.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about how tired they are and shock themselves to feel something again.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about the controversy surrounding The Joe Rogan Experience and the importance of being responsible with your platform
In this episode, Forrest and Ben eat headcheese, talk about omicron and pseudoscience health claims, and think back on simpler times of playing video games.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about how much energy it takes to remain sane, the finer points of Pokemon, and the life-long effects of growing up poor.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben lament the reality of cartoonish villains in the world, the absurdity of the American legislature, and how racist a great author was.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben celebrate passing 1,000 subscribers by eating disgusting sludge and talk about animal ambassadors at zoos and sanctuaries.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about their sleep schedules, why people should read up on different economic ideas, and whether or not people would take care of each other, given the choice.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben struggle through sleeplessness in order to discuss masculinity, insecurity, and the patriarchy as coherently as they can... which isn't much.
In this episode Forrest and Ben talk about how weird the holidays are, the pains of getting older, and how much they love weird videos on the internet.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about why people shouldn't use mental illness as an insult, why drugs are bad, and why teenagers are doomed to have unrealistic expectations of adult situations
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about ways in which they'll celebrate more YouTube subscribers, the young murderer on trial, and several grumps with modern political discourse.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about everything from hot dog rules to corrupt police to kids learning how to be humans.
In this special Halloween episode, Forrest and Ben eat pecans.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben complain. A lot. Then, out of nowhere, they talk about kinks and headcheese.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about the definition of life, whether or not it has any inherent value, and when to give rights to robots.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about sexist television programs from their youth and how important the frontal lobe is.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about women in prehistory and modern times, data biases, the fight for equal rights, and more. Forrest gets real yelly in this one.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about how toxic masculinity effects men and women alike and cut off just before getting into other important gender issues.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben talk about how the internet isn't as shocking as it used to be, how socialism and communism aren't the same thing, and how it shouldn't be crazy to want to build a better world.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben touch briefly on a variety of topics which confound them relentlessly. This may just be their most incoherent episode yet!
In this episode, Forrest and Ben complain about the health issues that come with aging and Forrest launches into several science tirades.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben discuss their views on death and the scariest parts of getting older. This will likely be a 2 or 3 parter, so stay tuned!
In this episode, Forrest and Ben discuss brand loyalty, especially when pertaining to terrible, soulless corporations and whether it's possible at all to live an ethical life in a capitalist hellscape.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben discuss real, useful social experiments that teach us about human nature and dumb YouTube videos that exploit people for views.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben encourage you to subscribe to the podcast channel and then talk about their feelings to try to get less comfortable than ever!
In this episode, Forrest and Ben discuss pump and dump schemes and how social media influencers abuse and cheat their young, impressionable fans for money.
In this episode, Forrest makes fresh guacamole while Ben yells about trans people and both hosts agree that gender means nothing.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben get fired up about Independence Day and what it means, how disgustingly rich Jeffery Bezos is, and almost lose the entire episode to a computer crash.
In this episode, Forrest and Ben sweat profusely in a boiling studio while discussing everything from immigration to mind control.