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Today's pod covers everything from Warnock's big win in GA, to Biden exchanging the "Merchant of Death" for the first female to dunk in a college basketball game. Sounds like a fair trade to us? Don't miss that, and way more. SUPERSPREAD THE POD
Kanye is running for president with a real life Nazi as his campaign manager. He then brought said Nazi to have a dinner at Mar-A-Lago with former President Donald Trump, where he asked him to be his Vice President. And that's not even the craziest part.
Toc and Tim are coming at ya from remote locations to make sure you're up to date (albeit a week late) on the midterm election results, plus the announcement of Donald Trump's candidacy two whole years before an election (not normal). Superspread the pod!
IT'S ELECTION WEEK. As you head to the polls, join the JS guys for a special early week episode as they check in on the hottest races in the country and what their outcomes could mean for the country. Also, an update on Elon's reign of terror of Twitter. Make sure to superspread the pod.
It's that time of year again, ladies and gents. The leaves are changing and, Taylor is dropping music, and the campaign ads are in full force. This pod covers all of this, and Tim accuses Taylor of plagiarism before the guys play High Five with their top Taylor songs. Plus midterms, Kanye, Elon, and more. SUPERSPREAD THE POD
Big news in the JS Pod world, as President Biden has officially pardoned those with arrests for marijuana possession (sort of). Toc and Tim discuss this, what's up with the movie "Bros", and of course, Kanye. Plus a check-in on the midterms and a very special edition of High Five. Superspread the pod!
Welcome back, Podheads! Today the guys honour the Queen's passing with a rip-roaring segment of High-Five, ranking their top 5 queens of all time. They also check in on the goings on of national political landscape and what it means for the fast-approaching midterm elections. Make sure to superspread the pod!
Oh you thought this podcast was only about politics? WRONG. Today the guys break down the big Harry Styles/Olivia Wilde/Florence Pugh/Chris Pine drama and discuss the spit that may or may not have happened. They also discuss the new Obama presidential portrats, as well as their top five war-ish movies! Slow news weeks, amirite? SUPERSPREAD THE POD!
And just like that, Joint Session is back! We're catching you up on everything from Biden's big month to the ongoing legal battle between Donald Trump and the DOJ. Plus a check-in on the crucial races that will determine the Senate's majority, and the Will Smith polling you didn't know you needed. Remember to super-spread the pod!
What a pod. The guys break down the two biggest stories right now, giving an overview on the overturning of Roe vs. Wade, as well as a BOMBSHELL dropped by Cassidy Hutchinson at the surprise January 6th Hearing held this past Tuesday. You won't want to miss this one.
After a two week hiatus, the guys pod returns with a fire episode full of January 6th Hearing coverage, Datoc's update on his Puerto Rican adventure, and Tim's annual "Democrats in Disarray" rant. Plus a special edition of Casting Couch and a new direction for the Jukebox recs.
The McConaissance has reached the White House! The guys discuss how the White House sought the help of Matthew McConaughey, whose hometown is Uvalde, TX, to make a compelling appeal for common sense gun laws, before diving into the upcoming primetime January 6th hearings and the wild and crazy results of this week's primaries. Buckle up for a wild ride! Subscribe and superspread the pod!
After another mass shooting, this time at a (another) elementary school, the pod talks about Ted Cruz's immorality and what it'll take to implement any type of gun control measures. And then, on a lighter note, Trump endorsed candidates gets trounced in Georgia. Also, as the sequal to Top Gun hits theaters, Toc and Tim rank their top 5 Tom Cruise joints. Superspread the pod!
Welcome back, podheads. Today, the guys cover everything from Amber Heard/Johnny Depp to UFOs before jumping into the big topics of the week, including the Buffalo shooting (and the GOP response) and the results of the big mid-term primaries (and what they mean for each party). Subscribe and superspread the pod!
On this week's pod, the guys get you caught up on the colossal leak out of the Supreme Court, effectively overturning Roe. vs. Wade and banning abortion in 28 states, before hitting you with the real news, including Madison Cawthorn's weird dude videos, the White House press secretary transition, and Datoc's beef with bird poop. How's that for a run-on sentence? Super-spread the pod!
What a week it's been so far. We give you the D/L on the breaking news regarding the likely overturning of Roe v. Wade, what it means historically and politically, and so much more. Plus, on a more serious note, Datoc ranks his top midwestern cities and brags about rubbing elbows with Kim and Pete at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Conversely, Tim discusses his stomach issues. Superspread the Pod!
Welcome back to all the Podheads in the U.S. and abroad. The pod returns from its international tour to give you all the content your heart desires, and then some. On the return of the Pod, the guys hit you with everything you need to know right now, recap a trip to Africa, and give you the midterm primer you never knew you needed. Subscribe, superspread, and serve the Pod!
Welcome back podheads! The guys gather round to discuss the latest about Tim's new raspy voice, whats happening in Ukraine, the Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson, and the scandalous/treasonous texts from the wife of a Supreme Court Justice. They also hit you with the Oscar predictions that you can take to the bank, but you'll already know the winners by the time you listen to this. (Note: this was unfortunately recorded before Will Smith slapped the shit out of Chris Rock) Subscribe to the pod!
In a rare mid-week pod, Toc and Tim recap the State of the Union speech delivered by President Biden on Tuesday and tell you everything you need to know in less than half the time of the actual speech. Plus, there's a sick jukebox afterwards instead of the official Republican response. SUBSCRIBE AND SUPER-SPREAD THE POD
Coming at ya for the second time in two weeks, the JS crew (including Sagnik!) hit ya with everything you need to know about Ukraine, Kanye, and UNCUTJAHMS. Plus a very special Ukranian conflict edition of Casting Couch, which may or may not be insensitive based on the timing of this episode. MAKE SURE TO RATE US 5 STARS AND SUPERSPREAD THE POD!
Back again! It's been another hiatus but the JS crew vows to make it more regular as they iron out their remote schedule for more frequent pods. That said, they're back to give you the latest on the potential World War 3 brewing across the globe caused by Russia's invasion of Ukraine, but also hit on the serious issues like why the Oscars are going to suck again this year. Make sure to be a super-spreader of the pod!
Aaaand we're back! After a months-long hiatus from the pod, full of mortgages and weddings, the boys have become men and are now ready to elevate the level of discourse without any intellectual improvement. That said they're back to discuss what's been going on with the Omicron outbreak, the state of Biden's agenda, and much more. Also, a new segment - "Where in the World is Sagnik San Diego" which may or may not only happen in this one episode. Remember to subscribe, share, and rate the pod on your favorite podcast app!
It's been a minute but the boys are back with EVERYTHING you missed over the past few weeks. As the Taliban marches into Afghanistan and Cuomo marches out of the NY Governor's mansion, the American public will be able to march over new roads and bridges paid for by the (hopefully) imminently passed Infrastructure Bill! Don't miss this jam-packed pod. SUBSCRIBE AND SUPER-SPREAD THE POD
Welcome back Podheads! We apologize for the brief mid-season hiatus, but Toc and Tim are back in action and ready to break down your political current events. Today they cover the early stages of the 2022 senate elections, the BIF (bipartisan infrastructure framework!) and why you should mask up when you get drunk at Dewey Beach. Plus a fire new jukebox by the Aussie responsible for ending Post Malone's career. Still no sign of Sagnik. Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE and super-spread the pod!
Welcome to the 7th SEASON of Joint Session! After a month-long vacation of their own, Toc and Tim talk about the Biden admin's tours across the world, including Kamala at the border, and Joe's G7 meetings, plus his upcoming sit-down with Vladimir Putin. They also catch you up on everything you missed from the last month, including why you should spend 2 hours watching one man sit alone in a dark room. Oh, and of course, we give you a G7 edition of Casting Couch. Let us know if you find Sagnik out there. SUBSCRIBE, SHARE, AND SUPER SPREAD THE POD!
In this episode, the guys go over everything from cicadas to the latest developments in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Also, they hit you with what’s hopefully the LAST edition of Back That Vaxx Up, and an updated edition of Minority Report, where we evaluate the current state of the Republican Party. Super substantive pod on deck! Super-spread the pod!
Welcome back boys and girls! Today the guys don’t miss a thing while talking about Rudy Giuliano’s homes being raided by the Feds, Joe Biden’s first 100 days, and Caitlyn Jenner’s chances the (newly confirmed) California recall election! Also the guys have some news sound equipment so buckle up. As always, subscribe and super-spread the pod!
Welcome back podheads! On today’s episode, the guys talk about how Tim has gone full MAGA on mask mandates (not really but kinda) and they give you the official Joint Session preview of Joe Biden’s Joint Session speech to Congress, where he highlights his first 100 days in office. Also, Datoc has Oscar predictions (which when you’re reading this, have already happened) and Sagnik almost dies on an airplane. You won’t wanna miss this one.
Welcome back Podheads! In today’s episode, the guys pour a little (coffee) out for the OG, DMX, and bring that fire as they talk about everything from Q-Anon to the big debate about “what is infrastructure”. They check in on Florida, where not only did Matt Gaetz pay for sex with minors, but Donald Trump spoke to the GOP House caucus this past weekend. You won’t wanna miss this one. Oh, and DATOC TURNS 30! Happy birthday, oldtoc!
Welcome back to a jam-packed Joint Session pod! Today the guys catch you up on the creepiest member of Congress (which is saying something) and his all-too-predictable sex trafficking scandal and the MLB moving their All-Star Game away from ATL (Midnight Train FROM Georgia). Plus a LIT edition of FMB where we make sure you know about everything from the new DC Cheesecake Factory to Biden's $2 trillion Infrastructure Bill. Buckle up and smash that subscribe button.
Welcome back to the JS Pod, boys and girls. Today the guys go over the most exhilarating Senate procedural rule in history - THE FILIBUSTER, and tons more, including that ship blocking that canal, voting rights in Georgia, and Joe Manchin’s 15 minutes as the most powerful man in Washington. Sagnik also plays FIFA throughout. You won’t wanna miss it. SUPER SPREAD THE POD
After a 2 week hiatus, the boys are back covering everything that you care about, and even more things you don't. As a rise of anti-Asian sentiment has been seen in heinous crimes and acts of hate in recent weeks, our 2 hosts Asian hosts offer some insight and educate Tim on how to do better. Also, Sagnik is starting an unsanctioned Instagram show, March Madness is in full effect, and an update on the Duck, Marry, Kill segment from a few weeks back.
Welcome back podheads. Toc and Tim catch you up on all the tea during some fan-favorite segments, covering everything from Meghan and Harry's bombshell interview, the massive COVID relief bill headed to Joe Biden's desk, and the Cuomosexual harassment in New York. Plus, some free messaging advice for the CDC on what they SHOULD be telling us about the vaccine. Episode should be lit. SUBSCRIBE AND SUPER-SPREAD THE POD!
The JS dudes return to form (without Sagnik) by hitting you with all your favorite segments, from Minority Report to Weaksauce and a return of FMB. Plus "Bullying Biden", a new segment about how people are being mean to a nice old man. We give you the top hits from this week, including Trump's less-than triumphant return to CPAC (and possibly to the campaign trail). SUBSCRIBE AND SUPER SPREAD THE POD
The boys are back and they’re bringing all the smoke. We got that Ted Cruz to Cancun talk, that Trump vs. McConnell ish, and so much more. There’s also a new segment called Legal Boxers or Briefs, where the guys discuss some legal quandaries facing the pod. Don’t forget to subscribe, listen, and as always, SUPER-SPREAD THE POD!
What a week! The guys cover all you need to know about the second impeachment trial Donald John Trump, before they get to the titillating tale of a White House press officer threatening the career of a reporter while invoking her sex life in the process. We also get our resident Weeknd super-fan's reaction to the strange Super Bowl halftime show from last week. If there was ever an episode you don't want to miss, this, obviously is it. SUBSCRIBE AND SUPER-SPREAD THE POD!
The guys are back to help your Super Bowl hangover with some fire content. They discuss the current status of the GOP in everyone's favorite segment, Minority Report, the status of the COVID bill, Sagnik's new found wealth, and Super Bowl halftime shows. SUBSCRIBE AND SUPER SPREAD THE POD
We're back! As snow blanket's our nation's capital, Toc and Tim bring you a remote pod that is sure to make your ears ecstatic. They tackle the top issues of the day, like the GameStop drama that could change Wall Street forever,Trump's latest impeachment battle in the Senate, and what the hell's going on with the latest COVID relief bill. SUBSCRIBE and LIKE and SUPER SPREAD THE POD.
After a week that saw the US Capitol invaded by toothless insurrectionists leaving 5 dead and a dent in our democracy, the guys go over how we got here and where we may be headed. Oh and don’t miss Weaksauce, where we tell you other reasons why our week sucked. Don’t forget to super-spread the Pod!
New year, new pod! 2021 is gearing up to be a wild year for the JS pod. The guys are making sure you get your new year’s helping of Weaksauce, Polling the Dice, and obviously so much more. Also, Tim joins the Harry Potter cultural revolution 20 years too late, and gives his take on the movies. Buckle up fuckleheads.
It's finally here - the final Casting Couch for the Trump presidency. After countless segments, the guys finally decide once and for all who should play the main characters from the past 4 years. Also, don't miss a wild segment of Weaksauce, a potent helping of Polling the Dice (Georgia edition!) and a once-in-lifetime segment that we're calling Rudy Tootie, because why not. This will be (probably) the last episode of the year, so DO NOT MISS IT. There's no vaccine for the Joint Session Pod, so super-spread this baby to all of your friends and family.
And we're back! This week the guy's discuss the week's most pressing matters and give an in-depth update on where Trump's election protest stands. We also throw in a VERY special edition of Casting Couch that is sure to tug at those heart strings. The episode is rounded out with some Weaksauce, Rona Report, and much, much more. Subscribe and be a super-spreader of the Pod!
What a week! Despite Trump's defiance, the country has elected Joe Biden to be the next POTUS, and the guys are here to catch you up what's goin' down. They cover everything from Kamala to Rudy and even update you on the latest COVID developments during the return of the Rona Report. SUBSCRIBE/SHARE/FOLLOW
What a ride! Trump held a lead in battleground states last night (mostly due to Republican counting practices), but as of Wednesday afternoon, Biden is better positioned to take the presidency. The guys explain what's going on and where we go from here in a SPECIAL MID-WEEK CHECK-IN!
It's Election Eve the guys prepare you for what may be the most chaotic week yet in 2020! All eyes are on the battleground states and we'll let you know where the candidates stand in each of them. The important stuff isn't lost either, as the guys prepare for the final, definitive Trump-era Casting Couch, and need your help picking the main character. Make sure you're a super-spreader (of this podcast) and share it with everyone you know!
We're one week (and one day, depending on what your philosophy is on including the day of the actual event) out from the day that we almost will certainly NOT know who won the Presidential Election. GET HYPED! The guys embrace the suspense by hitting on the biggest happenings from the past week, including the final debate and how the race is shaping up, Jeffrey Toobin's questionable Zoom etiquette, and of course, BORAT! (Said in a Borat voice): SUBSCRIIIBE
The guys go deep on the latest (possibly fake?) scandal about Joe Biden's son as we get the D/L from Datoc's one on one interview with the mastermind behind the scandal, Rudy Giuliani. We also use Casting Couch to bring you the latest cast additions to the Joint Session movie, and breakdown the dueling town halls. Also, there's another debate coming up this week, which is previewed here! All that and so much more. Patreon coming soon. Maybe.
ALERT - we're three weeks from Election Day (depending if you don't count the day of the election, but you get it), and the race is starting to take shape. The guys break down the VEEP debate and talk about why the polls trending Biden's way. Also discussed: the attempt to kidnap the governor of Michigan, The Vow, Siddhartha, Mindy Kaling, and Datoc's strategy to save his fledgling career! Oh, and everyone's favorite segment, Casting Couch! You don't wanna miss this ep.
It's been a week since we last checked in, but it feels like it's been a decade. The guys discuss how COVID-19 has penetrated the walls of the White House and infected it's unhealthiest occupant, and go over the fallout from an off-the-rails debate (remember that?). This week includes Casting Couch, Weaksauce, and so, so much more. REMEMBER TO FOLLOW/SUBSCRIBE/ETC.
TWO WEEKS IN A ROW OF RELEASING A POD ON SCHEDULE! Join the guys as they gear up for a yuuge week that includes the first Trump/Biden debate and Supreme Court chaos. Also, don't miss the rules for the official Joint Session Pod debate drinking game, and a very special edition of Casting Couch SUBSCRIBE/FOLLOW/ETC!
Welcome to SEASON 5, podheads! We lost a national icon of law, culture, and politics over the weekend, and the the guys discuss what this means for upcoming elections and every Republican senator that said they'd never do what they are about to do (here's looking at you, Lindsay Graham). They talk about other stuff too, I'm sure. Also, Datoc watched Mulan. SUBSCRIBE!