Kawfeehaus

As a polar apocalypse descends upon them our hosts channel their best Madge & Bisket, hunkered down in their own private basement studio for a return to the airwaves. We haven’t heard from The Artist D and Ann Marie since May! They catch up on exercise, phones, Twitter, Mastodon, and the birth of Nepo Babies. […]

Artist D and Ann Marie often agree with Bill Maher most of the time, but sometimes he does channel someone stuck in time. Our hosts answer the question as to why more LGBTQ+ people keep landing on planet earth. Where are they coming from? Learn about all the sexualities, genders, and flags on this show. […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie pack up the jeep for a drive through the confusing back roads of Wokeistan. It’s about parents trying to control their children’s identities more than ever. It’s the right going crazy on the left. It’s a bad easter egg hunt. It’s Jimmy Savile and Bill Maher. Tune in for […]

Man dies after crashing into an 11-foot alligator. A perfect kick off to our hosts pondering the world as it now is. The hearings of KBJ, Ted Cruz’s favorite book, cancelling Russia, and some lady freaked out by olives. All this and Maury in our latest episode! Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie review the trending Twitter hashtag #WeShouldCancel. So many things to cancel, so little time, literally! What do people do during a war in the 21st century? Tweet! All this and Ann Marie’s “liking” behavior exposed on this episode! Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie […]

Our hosts can go maskless into a romantic Valentines Day weekend featuring the Super Bowl. Robot waiters are here and we’re not sure if they should have googly eyes. All that and rat COVID. Buckle up for another Kawfeehaus! Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at Kawfeehaus.com!

Holy snowbomb! The east coast is awash with snow. Could it be climate change or just Elon Musk throwing space junk at the moon? Supply issues abound as Ann Marie grasps for more chicken. What’s so bad about Joe Rogan? By cancelling Spotify you’re only cancelling yourself! All that and David Archuletta’s lengthy mental breakdown, […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie are back like a COVID variant. Omicron is everywhere and our hosts are over it. So, instead they’ve been watching trash TV and having problems with the Sex and the City reboot. And just like that, French Dressing no longer has to follow FDA regulations. Cannibals rejoice at a […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie celebrate their 100th show with 100 facts. Did you know that everything is better with elephants? Perhaps you were too busy suffering from Boanthropy to notice. Bone up for your next Trivial Pursuit game on this episode. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie look back at the history of pardoned birds, but find that pardoned bird names may be the big story! Do we live in a dystopia if it’s reality? What do you put inside of your turkey? These questions and more are answered within this episode. Discover more, subscribe, and […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie (aka Sparkle Glitter-Bottom) string up the lights early for the Christmas seasons. It’s never too early when living in a hellscape. Our hosts deal with Daylight Savings Time, the booster shot, and what they’ll never forgive the Internet for. Don’t forget to tip your elf! Discover more, subscribe, and […]

Ann Marie is going Trunk or Treating, but The Artist D hates Trunk or Treating! Candy warnings, unsavory displays, and our least favorite Halloween tales are found in this week’s episode. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at Kawfeehaus.com!

When Facebook and Instagram went down for five full hours this week the world was plunged into darkness. Find out what people did instead. Perhaps TikTok has the answers? Learn about the ridiculous school challenges our young adults are doing. All this and Dynomutt, too! Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann […]

Pour yourselves another bowl of Booberry, it’s Autumn 2021 in the Kawfeehaus! The Artist D and Ann Marie review people going back to work only to find themselves on Zoom! Fashion has lost its mind when Artist D went shopping and found the tall jean jacketed male has returned. All this and Timothée Chalamet’s alleged […]

Ann Marie’s epic iPhone experience unravels as she receives the coveted iPhone 13. Meanwhile, The Artist D is totally willing to buy into the Googling of the world as long as it brings the technological bathroom our hosts have always wanted. Other topics include things that embarrass you for no reason and how odd that […]

This week finds our hosts covering a stew pot of topics. Is an Internet Catastrophe on the horizon thanks to solar outbursts? The Artist D reviews Lil Nas X’s new album. Ann Marie brings us the top 10 animal sex facts. All this and cryogenic body theft! Take a break from reality by hearing about […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie analyze why we always have to remember where we were when something happened! It’s the 20th anniversary of 9/11 and our hosts have some responsible yet challenging things to say. In other news they cover the Spanish Bishop who ran off with a satanic erotic fiction writer. All this […]

Our hosts find themselves screaming into the void! The staggering confusion of our current world and the stupidity of the humans upon it. Dewormer, Republican Prayers, men jumping into barbed wire and dirty water. All of this while the Chinese communist party bans effeminate men. But at least you can still sue to get your […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie after an entire month off! Find out what they’ve been up to. Artist D traveled and learned you can judge a COVID community by their continental breakfast. Ann Marie got a Corgi puppy! All that and Big Foot in this episode. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D […]

The Artist D & Ann Marie welcome Alison Brown to the coffee table as they discuss her podcast Keep the Flame Alive. If you didn’t like the Olympics, you probably will after this broadcast! There’s fashion, scandal, and anti-sex beds! What’s not to like!? Follow the Keep the Flame Alive podcast at FlameAlivePod.com! Discover more, […]

A woman stole someone’s teeth right from out of their mouth! The Artist D and Ann Marie investigate the story of a woman who performed unlicensed dental surgery on a patient and took 13 teeth. The headlines lead us to dental fetishists and people who are hot for teeth. In other news, monkeypox is here […]

Get the lawn chairs back out, there’s flooding in New York, quakes in the west, and freshly baked seafood on the beaches. No, really! Our hosts talk about people never learning their lesson and how we are on a crash course to becoming The Planet of the Apes. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist […]

Where did it come from? Why do we eat so much of it? Do you like it sloppy, hard, or covered in sprinkles? The Artist D & Ann Marie discover some weird flavors and share all of their ice cream eccentricities. No sherbet for these two! Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & […]

Congress released the UFO or UAP findings and our hosts are packing their bags, ready to be beamed up. Would you leave everything behind without telling anyone? The planet is on fire after all and there won’t be enough water for us soon. The Artist D and Ann Marie round out pride month be wondering […]

How many waffles could you eat in one day? The Artist D and Ann Marie investigate what a Waffle House is. The world is swirling down the drain, so they look into the euthanasia roller coaster just in case. What is going on up in this Kawfeehaus!? Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D […]

Rainbow capitalism is afoot! Corporations have their claws deeper in Pride now than ever and it’s getting out of hand. Our hosts prepare for the parade and the potato salad. Summer has begun and they’re pretty upset about it. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at Kawfeehaus.com!

Fully vaccinated and not ready to mingle, The Artist D and Ann Marie feel exposed without their masks! Our duo discusses the finer points of Sex and the City. There are many things to learn from the show like how NOT to act and what NOT to be embarrassed by. Be true to yourself! Other […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie are on their way to fully vaccinated status. Hear the tales as they await the growth of their tails. The world is running out of chicken and what’s with the menthol cigarette ban? What’s next? Flavored condoms!? Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at […]

The world is always teetering on the brink of destruction. We’re only one step away from running out of animals to eat or gasoline to fuel our crafts. Britain is having an excrement problem and there have been more gender reveal explosions. All that and so much more is happening this week! Discover more, subscribe, […]

During this Autism Awareness Month our hosts educate themselves on what is or is not a “disability”. All of what we are can become our greatest strength depending on how you look at it. And isn’t it all about social norms anyway? Artist D and Ann Marie go down the list! Discover more, subscribe, and […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie investigate a new trend of injecting seasoning cubes to enlarge parts of the body. Speaking of injectables, have you received your vaccine yet? Scientists also state the world is going down the tubes. We’ll talk about that and Coded Bias all in this episode! Discover more, subscribe, and follow […]

The Artist D & Ann Marie are having a cup of Chemex coffee this week as they discuss the core of a human problem. Find out what’s at the heart of all issues as people complain about Lil Nas X’s new music video. What makes people freak out about stuff that doesn’t matter while ignoring […]

It’s been a bad week for horny cartoon skunks from the 40’s and men. The Artist D and Ann Marie discuss the Pepe Le Pew controversy and Governor Cuomo’s allegations. A perfect flow right into the Allen v. Farrow documentary, but what about the stories being told from the other side? Can we really keep […]

Artist D and Ann Marie are waiting to be financially stimulated. They don’t do pizza dip, but they may do sex therapy. Ann Marie tells us about her visit to the ER and our hosts debate what happens in dark rooms. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at Kawfeehaus.com!

The Artist D and Ann Marie discuss the importance of starting the day off watching other people shave. The truth about The Potato Head Family and Dr. Seuss’ cancelled books leads our hosts down a rabbit hole of realism while people cling to the past. Additional topics include the finer points of being embarrassed. Discover […]

Ann Marie has hit the wall and demands to get her spark back. She details her realization which may be the biggest midlife crisis she has had to date. Meanwhile D tells stories of being forever in crisis, because that is the Artist’s way. Our hosts take a close look at Mole People living under […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie travel down a winding road of loosely connected thoughts from this week. Society is risky business and if you’re not careful you could be wiped out or bitten by a bear in the behind (while in an outhouse in Alaska). Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie are feeling the week and talking about people’s feelings. The 21st Century may be the age of the innocent, but is it still their fault? Artist D thinks you can’t blame everything on the monster, we are responsible for being aware. Conversations of kindness abound, just don’t be innocent […]

Trigger warning, The Artist D and Ann Marie take a deep look into the world of kink, consent, and responsibility. This week’s headlines about Armie Hammer, Marilyn Mason, and John Weaver lead our hosts down a rabbit hole of why people do the things they do and why you think it’s wrong. Discover more, subscribe, […]

Just like Subways Tuna is allegedly not real, neither is anything else! The Artist D and Ann Marie discuss how most food isn’t real (just like reality). Don’t you know where your fish has been swimming or your cow has been eating!? Other topics include James Bond’s phone and how it is not OK to […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie beg your pardon while they review the list of 143 people the previous President of the USA pardoned. Our pair continue to debate what’s so bad about the Biden Executive Orders. How come nobody likes doing good things for people? All that and a report direct from a nurse […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie wander into the alleged NSFW DM’s of Armie Hammer. They’re here for it and are awaiting Armie’s call. Topics organically lead from fantasy cannibalism to the real thing as D tells the story of Armin Meiwes. Pass the liver and fava beans! Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie share their unique perspectives on this week’s insurrection events. Have we dodged a complete coupe or only delayed the inevitable madness? Artist D discusses the Hitleresque parallels and Ann Marie cannot turn off CNN. Our hosts definitely think Twitter is a good thing, not just for doomscrolling. Discover more, […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie start out 2021 with a mixed bag prediction show. Our hosts take a look at this year’s Nostradamus and Baba Vanga predictions, as well as some of their very own. Will Penguins finally return to their original giant form? Will humans survive to see the 30th Century? Listen to […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie round out 2020 with more questions, this time for boys (but not really). Artist D is puzzled by human behavior when reacting to news in the recent week. Other topics include preserving mom’s tattoos after death! Gird your loins. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie haven’t had any Christmas cookies yet, but did find lists of fun questions to close out the year. D asks Ann Marie all the “Girl Questions”, although we don’t know what’s so girl about them. Get to know our hosts even more on this episode! Discover more, subscribe, and […]

What has happened will happen again, and again! The Artist D and Ann Marie take a look at sugar replacements, the Chicago 7, and the repetitious world of activism on Twitter. All that plus a pooping Flamingo Christmas toy. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at Kawfeehaus.com!

The Artist D and Ann Marie are getting monolithic up in the studio. Human behavior has gone berserk and the alien monoliths on earth are making it even worse. Have you seen your Instagram algorithm lately? But we’re so grateful for Elliot Page! Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie report in on their Thanksgiving stuffings. The Artist D got lost in a cheeseburger pizza which was way better than waiting 14 hours in line at In-n-Out Burger like they did in Colorado! Santa is behind plexiglass and there’s a silver obelisk in the Utah desert. Our hosts prognosticate […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie gather around the Thanksgiving table to look back at murderous pilgrims who ate seals. Unfortunately these guys also didn’t wear PPE masks because they spread plagues and killed the Native Americans. These Thanksgiving facts prevail on another educational episode. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann […]

The Artist D and Ann Marie argue the benefits of ketchup and what foods it should cover. Thanksgiving’s favorite side dishes are discussed as our hosts review winning ballot questions across the country that are making positive changes. They love pancakes. Discover more, subscribe, and follow The Artist D & Ann Marie at Kawfeehaus.com!