NoahSavage's podcast

Comedians Noah Savage and Alyssa Wolff are back at it after a giant Hiatus to have another baby. They are ALL over the place after a date that became dominated by a lady who, although very complimentary of Noah and Alyssa was a little bit nuts... Later they get into their latest and greatest Bravo scandals on Vanderpump, Summer House, Noah's new ice cream maker, and play a new game called "how old are they?" where they guess a celebrity's age!!! New Studio WHO DIS??

Noah is back from a trip where he covered 4 games including Princeton's magical run to the Sweet Sixteen! Noah and Alyssa talk behind the scenes of the NCAA tournament, The Arizona game, The missouri beat down, a sacramento hotel, a weird guy who wanted Noah to "come up", Airplane problems, a group of young men that wanted to fight Noah, Alyssa and Noah being friends with celebrities, and so much more!!!! Two parter with a 12 hour break in the middle but not for you the audience!!   #ncaatournament #marchmadness #ncaa #ncaabasketball #collegebasketball #basketball #finalfour #collegehoops #nba #sports 

Alyssa and Noah open the show discussing the perils of social media, tik tok, Instagram, mistakes they made in their 20's, bad fashion choices, the tendency to blame yourself and then why Noah believes he was in two or more cults!

Noah and Alyssa discuss their technique for nipping a fight in the bud by "starting over" then they discuss the superbowl, but not the actual game, the halftime, the fashion of the on air talent, the commercials and Travis Kelcie's strange code switch during his multiple post game interviews!!!   #SuperBowl #superbowl50 #superbowlsunday #superbowl2016 #superbowlbound #superbowlparty #superbowlchamps #superbowl51 #superbowlweekend #superbowl52 #superbowl2014 #superbowlli #superbowl47 #superbowl48 #superbowlchampions #superbowlchamp #superbowlxlvii #SuperBowlXLIX #superbowls #superbowl2013 #superbowlchampion #superbowlcity #superbowlXXV #superbowl49 #superbowlxlviii #superbowlparties #superbowlrematch #superbowlhalftime #superbowlkatyperry #superbowl2015 30 #Hashtags

Alyssa does not ever know when Q3 ends, Noah and Alyssa discuss if they are cool, Noah's bizarre fashion choices, what Henry does around the house, then they discuss the hit song from 2000's "aye bay bay" and wack rap lyrics from the early 2000's 

Noah tells tales from Bayridge toyota, Alyss and Noah discuss deli meats, the holidays, their car, Noah's driving, fake porn on the internet, waffle house, Alyssa's work from home work station and more!

Noah and Alyssa start off the pod by arguing over mayo and butter, then they discuss some inside baseball comedy stuff. Next they get into a new segment called "let me run a bit." It's probably the best episode of all time. For real. 

Alyssa falsely accuses Noah of being a krankus, Noah tells bad stories about the road, Noah does a bad impression and more!!

Noah and Alyssa start the pod with a gross story about their beloved son Henry, next Noah shares a story about a game stop employee who is a moron and finally they recap the greatest wedding in the history of mankind!!

Noah has a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, then they discuss recent controversy surrounding a few college gigs that Noah was booked on. Alyssa and Noah talk about wokeness in comedy, what is offensive, and Noah tells how a once animal house type institution has evolved in 2022. 

Noah and alyssa discuss Alyssa's competitive swimming career, what they'd do if the dragons came back, the shampoo inequity in their relationship, noah's stupid habit around mouthwash, they rank the nyc gyms,  their date night to a trendy pizza spot that ended with a disgusting story

Noah and Alyssa are donning their new bucket hats and have completely lost their minds. They discuss a crazy lady they met at the wine bar, Noah's annoying habits, if Noah is losing his memory, why talking about not drinking makes you want to drink, if they could hack it in investment banking, and Topo Chico Hard Seltzer!!!

Chris Brailey joins the podcast to tell the story of a chance meeting with Noah in 2010 that led to moving in, trusting people too much, Hob knobbing with a rockstar, the tech elite and one of the strangest stories of fate you'll ever hear...

Alyssa and Noah have a freeflowing conversation with no planned topics that gets into... Noah's throat clearing, if Alyssa should move into another part of the aprtment, their studio set up, who has a better nose, what they are watching, one tree hill, marriage back in the day, Alyssa's trip to a wine bar, if NYC is back, Noah's ruining shirts, Brad Pitt,  

Noah and Alyssa discuss their new setup, chairs, body language, what position they sleep in, then Noah tells a long winded story about stand up, Alyssa has a mid show intervention, and the two get back on track with tales of the bank and seeing an old friend!

Alyssa and Noah discuss mistakes made in being camera ready, how they would dress for their specials, Noah's new annoying habit, Noah does a lot of weird accents for no reason, and Alyssa points out that Noah has become an old man in the course of a few years!

Noah and Alyssa talk about Covid weirdness for about ten mins, then Noah can't wait to tell Alyssa about his weekend of three shows where he bombed 2 out of 3 sets. They discuss whether or not he actually bombed and if there is such a thing as "bombing well" before finishing off talking about an absolute gem of a HGTV show they have found in "Home Inspector Joe"

Alyssa tells a story of a guy being a jerk and then trying to be a videotape rat, Noah has trouble thinking of what a hat is, Noah and Alyssa discuss how men and women make lists differently, then they discuss why group projects are BS before Noah gives Alyssa a big compliment

Alyssa and Noah discuss how they are getting old because music that they like is now CVS music, 90's and 2000's movie tropes, Alyssa's trip to trader Joe's, Trump era energy, social media brain washing, NBA draft suits, Alyssa's birthday, the best birthday gifts that they've bough eachother, why Naked and Afraid has gotten stale, and 90 day!

Alyssa and Noah start with some stories from their early dating life, Noah has to convince the music class that he's not a creep, Alyssa has been swimming with the 85 year olds and more!!

Alyssa and Noah are on the road and recording from Alyssa's parents house. Her mom Patty decides to make an appearance as an audience member asking quesitons about bathroom habits on crutches, good vs bad naked and more!! This is a mini-zode because the baby wakes up next week will be back to 45 mins...enjoy!

Noah and Alyssa recount the tale of Noah rupturing his achilles heel, Alyssa's park beef, Noah's problem's with everyone, Dog Walkers who don't clean up poo and more!

Alyssa talks about her broken toe and weird foot doctor, then Noah and Alyssa talk about the star studded celebrity premier they went to and finish with a story about how Noah was accused of stealing!

Noah and Alyssa have a new set coming, and are very excited to talk about Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson and then do a deep dive into 90 day fiance that leads them into a discussion of if it's right to deceive your significant other in order to test if they are a gold digger or not

Noah and Alyssa are in their new studio and discuss being in dad mode, why working out sucks, Tony Robbins' son, the new Lakers show "winning time", and their son's poops

Noah and Alyssa talk about the thriving community of workout classes in NYC, the thing they hate about office small talk, the NCAA tourney, big box cable shows and more!

I am not sure what we talked about but we definitely discuss hibachi, blood pressure, and a restaurant where they intentionally scare you

Noah Reads ads, then Noah and Alyssa discuss their aging, their stories about Judd Apatow, the problem with being over 35, the book their son loves, and birthday content!

Alyssa and Noah discuss the early trials of parenthood, the shopping trip Alyssa took, the off color joke Noah texted the family, 80's christmas songs, they break out their beatles impersonations, when Noah worked at Vh1, new sex and the city, and the high school dates Noah screwed up!

Noah and Alyssa try to squeeze in an episode while the baby sleeps, Noah and Alyssa talk about the benefits of joining a cult in relation to the HBO show "the Vow" 

Noah has a doodie shoe, Alyssa and Noah talk "business", Alyssa tells a story, a WHOLE bunch of BS, then, Dope sick the show... Noah has an opinion about the NBA's best 75 players, Ben Simmons

Noah and Alyssa discuss a doodie shoe, little maestros singing class for babies, Noah's work as a pharma rep, why Noah is Andy Bernard from the office, a cult documentary, "Dope Sick" on Hulu, fixing the NBA's top 75 list, and much more!

Noah tries to turn the show into a wine podcast, Alyssa and Noah tell their tale of a wedding they attended, Noah falls down and is treated like an old man, and Alyssa has a strange exchange with some strangers!

Alyssa teases Noah for his bizarre cup choice, then the two discuss the multi-level marketing / pyramid scheme? LuLaRoe which has a facisnating documentary on Amazon, during the discussion Alyssa and Noah talk about whether or not it's wrong to marry your step sibling, and what is truly evil about pyramid scheme and the various times Noah has been recruited into them

Harvard English Major and comedian Alyssa Wolff just finished the Sopranos for the first time and she has theories and opinions on what happened in the end, who her favorite characters were, themes throughout the show. Then Noah tells a story of hosting a show on the road at a brewery!

Noah is very fired up after his teammate Pawel shatters the backboard in a game that he was playing in, Noah also thinks he's discovered the best basketball player in the country,Noah's car gets smushed by a moving truck, parking in New York, Noah's experience with NYPD and more!

Noah is joined by comedian and veteran Derek Humphrey to discuss hipster comedy, staying above the fray, Derek's time in the Navy, how too much booze can lead to an ego problem, and a strange land called "Ohio"

Noah is joined by comic, actor and tik tok star Evan Williams (itsevanwilliams) to discuss why he moved to LA, pandemic internet comedy, crazy people showing their privates, why lip syncing is back, sobriety, agents and Evan gives Noah an acting lesson!

Noah is joined by co-host Alyssa Wolff and they discuss Noah's new fitness toy the whoop, instagram companies, why they got rid of their squatty potty, and then Alyssa and Noah discuss their views on The Sopranos as Alyssa watches it for the first time. 

Noah is joined by comedian Tim McLaughlin and they discuss building stuff, getting in fights, getting drunk, when crowd work turns to getting your ass almost beat, the gift of starting in Indianapolis, why you should be able to pee in your own backyard, the Sopranos, and what happens when you gold on Molly. 

Alyssa Wolff joins the show as a perma-co-host and fires away stories about the game snood, their problem with boomers, the Olympics, Simone Biles, and a new jingle!

Noah is joined by perma-co-host Alyssa Wolff and they discuss their air conditioner problems before getting into a talk about the Tokyo Olympics that is filled with bad accents and terrible impressions, improvised songs and more!

Comedian Maria Heinegg brings the HEAT in a humdinger of an episode where they discuss:  comedy jealousy and hatred, policing other people's behavior, mental health, how covid has impacted their world views, should you yell at people not wearing masks? why capitalism is bad (or isn't), maria's bipolar disorder, Noah's therapy, what we owe each other as a society, Maria's dating life post-covid, how Maria finished 3 pilots, why people don't leash their dogs in central park, how to be funny on stage, Noah's story about crushing, Noah's Rhabdo and more!

Noah and Alyssa talk about how they have not showered in a long time, Noah's laundry habits, a bit where Alyssa calls the crowd a loser, why you can be dirtier if you don't swear on stage, why Alyssa is a left handed witch, white washing of history, and making new friends as an adult!

Noah and Alyssa start by discussing who is hotter, then Noah tells a tale of mistaken Identity, baby interrupts so they take a break, they come back to discuss Alyssa's problem ordering, days later the episode picks up and they discuss their favorite new TLC show "extreme sisters" and Noah discusses his new geriatric running shoes

Noah has comedian Alyssa Wolff on and they reveal that they had a baby! They discuss their experiences being a parent, how time is different, encounters at Starbucks, who has the dumb bitch disease, and then compare NYC in Younger and Succession using the magic of sound

Noah is joined by comedian Will Winner and they discuss crazy times during their 20s, drinking, coffee, how they're becoming old men, the problem with pandering comedy, Will's jobs as waiter, social media posers, the media and how the pandemic impacts what we think

Noah is joined by comic Tom Thakkar and they discuss NYC roommates, Joe Biden, rat problems, being fake poor vs real poor, auditions, selecting jokes and more! 

Noah is joined by comedian Ahri Findling to talk about his hustles to make money with comedy being cancelled, they discuss why Ahri is the best zoom comedian ever, facebook marketplace, an exercise bike scheme, and Ahri's new OnlyFans account and his plans to slowly become a sex worker

Noah and Alyssa talk about automated phone trees, tell a story of a terrible date that they didn't count to go on, hear a woman pitching time-shares, and discuss a new trope they've discovered during the NCAA tournament

Noah has comedian Alyssa Wolff back on to discuss garage center, how apple gets you, survivor, 2020's Andy Rooney, and the two have many curmudgeonly takes as well as some March Madness tips from Bracketologist Alyssa