P & A Podcast Express

Live, well sort of, from The Palm Street Studio, on a Monday.  They moved the cones from the island!  We have a full house and talk about phones, phone service, buying booze and much more.  We get our hands on some nice Barrel Aged Malort or BAM if you will.  Should we go and try to recover Phil's old phone from it's watery grave?

Recorded on a drunken Memorial Day at the Palm Street Studio.  All the Malort is gone and the shit show is all that's left.  Porn theaters, a delay in the complicated trivia that Junior is gracious enough to put together for the show and weird new scoring rules.  Junior invites everyone to reach into his pockets and ask easy questions to everyone but Phil.  Nickelback is the worst, you dig jive turkey?

Recorded in front of a live and lively studio audience at the Palm Street Studio.  Junior is ok with second and Phil hates to lose.  We accept a new bowling challenge that should be fun.  Everyone seems to be on a mission to make the bottle of Malort their bitch.  We call the Blue, thanks Alyssa for always taking the time to chat with us.  Urban dictionary, Junior prematurely wants out of this episode, and Malort takes the wheel.  Tune in next time for a continuation and deepening of the shit show.  

Recorded on Memorial Day, in the Palm Street Studio.  Jobu gets some rum, not Malort, extra inning baseball now sucks in MLB, and artificial fruit flavors that drive us nuts.  GHC has his hand full with his family and he finally goes out fishing with Phil.  JTK needs a new plate and is riding dirty.  The Grumpy Griller shows up mid episode.  Tires for the Mini Cooper are hard to find.  Vinny is the man!  The worldwide charts for the podcast.  A cum rag story.  

Recorded on a Malort filled Monday night at the Palm Street Studio.  Burger challenges, the future, a new game from Junior, and absolute bedlam, the studio might be burning down.  Adam wins and the rest of the crew protests everything about it.  Malort has turned us all against one another and helps stave of syphilis.  A wonderful mashup we love.  Junior's ball gets busted.

Recorded on a Monday, at the Palm Street Studio.  The wrong hole award, high school officiating isn't easy...much respect, and an Adam song.  A gummy soaked in Malort is consumed.  St. Louis, you are up next for the Tigers to prey upon.  Kyle can eat and The Grumpy Griller's record in the burrito challenge is safe.  Bad Kyle sold the limo?  More options for the Bomb Burger challenge.  

Recorded on a Monday from the Palm Street Studio.  A trip to Ohio, beer, ham radio, and securing the holy grail when it comes to terrible liquors.  Junior loves Malort so much, he is still burping it up the day after.  The taste may not be hard to explain but it sure lingers.  Bowling is finally over...Phil is ready to enjoy his summer.  Some new AI songs about someone near and dear to the podcast's heart, you'll do just fine Rusty!

From the Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  Song galore!  Some of them good, some of them great, AI can truly do it all and fast.  Junior joins the podcast via satellite.  Thursday night bowling ends with a clunker and no ship.  A possible burger challenge close too home?  We will have to check it out.  Everything truly will be all generated by AI in the future, I should have them write these too.  It's golf season so we recall And 1 gets a hole in one in the wrong hole.  

Recorded on a Monday night at the Palm Street Studio.  AI writes a hit!  Art on the studio wall, the Mini Cooper needs tires, Ponderosa was really good and much more.  Phil's kids probably will never go back to Ponderosa though.  Adam puts in some work, just not on this podcast.  Kyle can eat does not call us, but we go over all of his previous challenges.  The Grumpy Griller will launch his channel soon.  Sandusky DQ, we beg you, please bring back the good burgers.  

Recorded at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio on a Monday.  The temps are up, more and more Sandusky construction, we have new songs about the podcast courtesy of AI.  Junior gets his own song(s) and we go a little wacky with the AI, it truly is taking over.  The Tigers are kicking some butt.  Junior is at a Lions club meeting and big adventures from this past Friday night.  Closing early is one of the tip 5 pet peeves of Phil.

Recorded on a Sunday night with tequila at The Palm Street Studio.  Tequila and Malort...oh my.  We need to get a bottle, does anyone have one they could donate a couple shots to the podcast?  We call The Blue Water Sports Bar and Grill to talk to the crew.  The Kentucky Derby, betting, breeding, odds, and product placement, it's all big money.  Mother's Day is nearly here, be sure to treat all the moms in your life.  Tuscolapalooza has been pretty wild in the past.  

Recorded on a Sunday at the Palm Street Studio as we celebrate Cinco De Mayo.  Bowling talk, averages, and it seems almost statistically impossible someone beat Junior at State Tournament.  Quarts of beer, the best 40 ouncers, Billy Dee, Colt 45, and Star Wars, you know, the usual stuff.  Music from "The Wiz, is that Michael Jackson?  Jersey Mike's and Subway let us down in Anaheim, so that place sucks, the only redeeming quality is the nice and super busy lady at Dollar General.  Waffle House won't take any calls and you have to use their shitty app.  

Recorded on May the fourth, at the Palm Street Studio.  Disney seems to have their hands in everything and ruin it.  New podcast branded giveaway trinket!  The burrito challenge recap, thanks again to Crossroads Family Restaurant in Kimball Township, go like their social media pages!  What is the next challenge, sweet or maybe spicy?  What is The Grumpy Griller's food ceiling, propane is a waste product and a scam, Phil's time at Boeing and more!  The thumb festival...oh my.  No one "gives" you gas.

Recorded on a Monday, late, at the Palm Street Studio. The burrito challenge, a Tigers game that is not going great for the Tigers, the crawl space debacle.  Clean your shit up, seriously.  The Rock and Roll hall of fame and everything that comes with it, the snubs, the ones that should be in, the ones that should not be in and much, much, more.  Phil will never be in any hall of fame...ever.

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio.  We talk burrito challenge, scotch doubles tales and stories, and Phil gives a Kanye update and says some things he should not have that others might take advantage of creatively.  Sports versus pastime activities and how to play proper defense, Junior is so bored he is watching The Ocho.  Celebrity death pool, lets hope someone records the picks of each of the members of the panel.  Who is still alive, are we?  JTK joins via satellite from Ohio.  

Recorded at the Palm Street Studio on a Monday night.  Junior gets a sunburn, Phil has a startling awakening, driving lessons the hard way and falling asleep at the wheel stories.  Draft prank calls and we also discuss and break down the Lions draft...time will tell.  The Pistons are on their way...just not this year and why can't coaches call timeouts when they should and refs do their dang job? 

Recorded on Easter Sunday at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  Chinese buffet, the upcoming hot dog eating contest, some mashups, and a big discussion about Rick Astley.  The entire world has been Rick-rolled.  The top 5 things that you can put on a burger that's not your penis.  Taco Bell workers can roll a joint perfectly but can't seem to figure out how to make a proper burrito.  Black Rock will put you to work, over charge you, and ruin your shirt.  

It's the start of season 3!  Recorded on Easter, 4/20, and Sunday at the Palm Street Studio.  Bowling updates, Tigers talk, going to space, Katy Perry is the worst, and much, much more.  We love Wendy's and their tweets are spot on.  Going to space is nonsense, as far as the latest news item, get outta here!  Rum Ham!!!  More Urban Dictionary themed around Easter.  RIP guest chair. 

Recorded on Easter Sunday, 4/20, it's episode 666 from the Palm Street Studio.  Gummies, Gear Grinds, Giggles, and much more.  We play the lotto and suck at it, just like most things.  Check out the cover art for the new studio feature that Junior absolutely loves!  Season 2 comes to an end after 16 stellar episodes.

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio.  Music from The 99, check in with Jesus for Easter but he is not there, we call another Jersey Mike's and luck into talkin to a D1 Tight End that might be playing at USC in the fall.  The scavenger hunt for The Grumpy Griller's wife's birthday was fun.  We sample cookies, not Cookie's cookies, but they are damn good.  The new fans from California tune in and we hope they stick with us, thanks Trey, Max, and Mason.  We might have drank the last of the Pirate Water also. 

Recorded on a Monday night, while the Tigers play in the Palm Street Studio.  It's a full house and a star studded affair as the Pirate Water is definitely working.  Great food, hot ass hot sauce, Tigers talk, Lions talk, and more.  Glen McNary stops by and picks on Junior and Mane Even Mike calls the podcast to school us all on the Lions and let JTK yell at him.  Who is your pick for best active athlete that has not won a championship?  Phil makes an ass of himself falling off stools and promising wagyu steaks.  

Recorded at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  Pirate water consumption is way up...so sobriety is way down.  Arrrrrrrgh.  Tuesday night bowling failure and future, Bowler of the Year tournament update, clowns and more, The Blade sorts himself out for Stacie's house warming gift.  We talk with and over AWP!  The snackle box is the bomb.  Lots more shenanigans as the Pirate Water takes its toll...Viva La Stool!

Recorded on a Monday for Stacie's ballroom.  Mashups, cougar talk, Mike Smith as dad, Halloweens from the past and also the future.  No need to go black face ever or white face.  The trails and tribulations of VHS and the fun that it can bring.  We are taking the limo to the burrito challenge, we just need a belt for The Grumpy Griller. Junior gets upset at the mere thought of hot dogs now as last Fourth of July scared him for life.  Update, the Palm Street Studio bowling team failed...no ship for them!

Recorded on a Monday night at Silent S's house.  The roast of JTK seems to continue as he has changes his address, gotten his first traffic ticket, and lost his job.  A lot going on in this episode.  Tons of laughs and we check the podcast appearance numbers for each guest.  Phil forgot the eggs and JB is moving to Wisconsin.  We call Kelsey and it helps her gain a higher spot on the appearance list.  Phil's mom meets the crew and we still have to do the podcast calendar.  

Recorded in the garage now owned by Silent S, once owned by JTK.  We roast JTK and anyone else that gets in the way.  We recorded this on a Monday night and had a lot of fun!  Jambalaya had us all worked up and we played a nice round of tall boy roulette.

Recorded from the Palm Street Studio as we continue to work through Phil's list.  Gibby provides us with a new report and it's awesome.  Get ready for a big burrito on April 29th!  The torpedo bat, bars that aren't happening, service at bars that also isn't great, and a mashup.  We discuss everyone's spring break memories, both good and bad.  Where in the world is Glen McNary, why he doesn't like tea, and where is he going?  We get prepared to kick out JTK from his not former residence. 

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio.  The state of Sandusky and how businesses are struggling, better hours might help but help is hard to find.  Wages suck this day and age compared to the past.  Junior arrives and his hand is fine, so we go over the podcast bracket challenge.  Kicking out and roasting JTK is set, let's hope it goes well.  Lord Filkins is not pleased with the bowling team thus far, maybe he can motivate them to be better.

Recorded live at the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio on a Monday night.  All kinds of gear grinds in this episode, no fooling!  Ban of truck nuts in Idaho, too much Jim Beam, time to wash that window, and getting data throttled does not sit well with Phil.  Is local radio glitching out and going to AI?  John McMurray has some weird temperature number deliveries.  Tiller Guy might have taken over!  The search for nearly extinct Pirate Water is on, the Lapeer Walmart is great!

Live on a Sunday from the Palm Street Studio.  Brackets, odd Mormons, Southpark says its dumb and it is, and we hit the phone lines.  Junior is busy and has to go...Alyssa roasts him accordingly.  Katie from Alaska checks in and tell us about the volcano and we here the kids getting a little restless.  Natural disasters are a big topic and we crack some codes and get the Red Hot Chili Peppers on the cast.  Adam gets youth glasses, stupid glasses website.  

Recorded on a Sunday at the Palm Street Studio.  Adam and Phil talk about the past year, the Detroit renaissance center and it's future, politics?, pedestrian crossings, stupid government moves and more.  Pay per mile will be horrible, get out the side by sides and golf carts.  The gang needs to be more cheery and 80's sitcoms hit hard, they did not worry about freaking you out, in fact, that was the goal.

From the Palm Street Studio on a Sunday night, it's just Adam and Phil.  A review of the fish fry, senior discounts, the chili cook off and more!  The Grumpy Griller can now call his chili "award winning".  We can not wait for Lugo's to open in Sandusky.  The big anniversary is here, hard to believe it's been a year.  Episode 500 ended Phil's radio career thanks to Tiller Guy...who is...the same person?

Recorded on an internet free St. Patrick's day from the Palm Street Studio.  A Gibby report?  What to apologize for and also the obits can run a long time if they have a lot to report.  More state bowling and bowling talk in general.  The story of why we can't have hot dogs or nice things at the bowling alley in Deckerville.  Junior loves clowns...please all you listeners remember that!  Where is the podcast Wikipedia page? 

Recorded on a Monday after lots of awesome food at the Palm Street Studio.  Junior does what at JTK's house?!?!?  We play a lively round of guess the mascot for the 68 teams in the men's tournament.  It's not a sports podcast but a lot of sports is discussed.  A bowling update and Phil gambles too much.  

Recorded on St. Patrick's day from the Palm Street Studio, without internet.  Adam has gears to grind and a poorly shaven chest.  A run in with the law, bad information from Facebook, cabbage and corned beef is elusive apparently.  A near death scare in front of an Italian restaurant but its not gangster at all.  Junior goes hairless? The crew is getting a little tipsy and about to gorge on smoked corned beef!  Where in the world is Glenn McNary?

Episode 650!  Whatever that means.  Still no Wikipedia page for the podcast and we lack in subscriber on YouTube.  I guess we are still having fun!  Recorded on a Sunday at the Palm Street Studio.  Bowling, Faygo, Junior, shots, customers at the Blue that make us sing.  Phil is whiny and the baby almost quits again.  Purple drank will get you messed up and The Grumpy Griller wants to kill us with Pirate Water. 

Recorded on a Sunday night from the "World Famous" Palm Street Studio.  Deck size matters, subscribe to us on YouTube!  Phil is a whiner.  Upcoming events are discussed and most involve food...what a shocking development.  All the shipping companies suck so we shop online!  How heavy do we have to be to break a chair?  Well another chair...   Can we trust Temu or however your pronounce it?  The Pirate Water challenge might be deadly.  

Recorded on a Sunday night at the Palm Street Studio.  The time change, a deck mishap that left Phil a little banged up, a cornhole event, a blow up Subaru.  This episode has a lot and more, Phil's mom calls to talk as Phil does not call her.  The kids are on a boondoggle and hopefully bring home the gold!  Naughty cakes were a big thing and we talk about all the boobs and dicks involved.  

Recorded at the Palm Street Studio.  A birthday, a cornhole tournament, a chili cook off, a fish fry, a mashup!  This episode is jam packed and we present our lists for the top 5 female cast members in SNL history.  State bowling tournaments from the past and the Roast Master General.  

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio with the Palm Street Studs.  Fun at state bowling, Junior is coachable and killed it!  GG would rather bowl in Deckerville.  The saga of a ball named Rosco that got to get out for the weekend.  Phil can't plan for shit so don't ask him, he clearly sucks at it and will not answer his phone.  We like Ponderosa and would recommend! 

The Palm Street Stud is live from the Palm Street Studio.  This is the one...the big list of fish fry's.  5 Star and 4 Star are worth your time...everything else, not so much.  State Bowling adventures and misadventures.  

Recorded on a Wednesday and Bomb Burgers in Lapeer, thanks to them for being awesome host and having awesome food!  The slider challenge seems almost impossible, but the big burger is conquered!  

 Recorded on a Sunday night at the Blue with a full house.  Junior stops by and we talk about SNL at 50 a lot...like a ton...too much.  All of our experiences with ditches and shitty roads, stay safe out there!  We have a lot of episodes and will catch SNL in a few years...if we last that long.  It's time for the chili cook-off at work and also, taxes are way to much.  

Recorded at the Blue in the 4-69 on a Sunday.  Pedo island and what a fiasco that is, school bus stoppage, how to not cheapen your brand, Hooters, which we love, and lots more banter.  Phil is an idiot and maybe avoided getting his car stolen while Adam has a friend get his car vandalized back in the day.  Lisa was on the Dead tour and danced her ass off.  We check in with the phone from its watery grave.

Recorded on a Sunday night at a packed Blue Water Sports Bar and Grill.  Flooding and fishing in Detroit, A gun lesson from Cookie that is useful, dreams and how the brain works, even as we get old, and lots more.  Is time travel possible or is it just the drugs?  Racism from eating with a fork and a Cookie trigger.  A three's company reboot?  It's probably in the works.  Aliens are among us and Mr. Ed did not have to suffer as much as he did for his art!

Recorded on a Monday about the same shit we pretty much always talk about with some twists at the Palm Street Studio.  The boys have spent a fortune on something no one wants to hear.  What will the Kelce brothers do next?  Competitive podcasting is going to be the next big thing for college kids, or not!  The Facebook feed craps out on us, wonderful technology.  

Recorded on a cold Monday at the Palm Street Studio, but the heat is on!  The home defenses for the studio are growing, stranded astronauts being bored in space, and Phil now is free from the charger!  Junior calls in unsolicited to hear Brian's story and some boxers get filleted.  Bad bathrooms and good ones at work, it's not difficult to tell the difference.  

Recorded on a cold ass Monday night in the 69 degree Palm Street Studio.  Phil brings in a space heater to take the chill off.  Phones that sleep with the fishes, trivia about the cast members and a lot more shenanigans.  BBQ food should not be delivered this boringly or slow.   It's all the ice fishing adventures with the Brothers Smith.  

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio.  Those poor eggs.  Junior answers his phone and connects "via satellite".   Selling a house, big game betting, making sure you are not a cop, busy bars, and a refusal to take a Wednesday night off...all this in this episode.  The Lions should go all in according to Phil to win the big one next year, Defense is what will win it.  Free tattoos in the studio, but you may not want them!

From the Palm Street Studio on a Monday, we drink the Asian Hobo Juice!  Phil's going on a work trip and getting a haircut, finally!  Don't shoot the firemen when they enter your home trying to help Kyle!  State bowling tournament is right around the corner and we talk about the past joys of that trip.  Ponderosa and Bomb Burgers are in sight!

Recorded on a Monday at the Palm Street Studio.  A diss track break down, the halftime show, and Phil might have been a little too mean to Taylor, let's hope she does not find out.  When is the next season of the podcast and is that the reason we have not achieved ultimate success?  Load up on pass rusher Lions, while the window is open.  A downtown Sandusky traffic update and more!

Recorded at the Palm Street Studio on a Monday night in the sleepy town of Deckerville.  F-Bomb jail, tilling Phil's mom's farm, a mashup, Bomb Burgers, Pirate Water, Dick Lazers, The value of the home button, mangled thumbs, we need a huge mansion, and much more.  Porn is always better on the big TV and someday we will need a ground floor studio or an elevator.