For decades, professional wrestling has elicited the full range of emotions from arenas full of fans and home viewers. Drawing from Chris’s background as a university professor of poetry, Dave’s encyclopedic knowledge of more than 40 years of wrestling, and Noell’s extensive work with dance production and choreography, each episode will focus on how wrestling moves us through performance. Whether you’re swaddled in the nostalgia of old-school rasslin’ or an avid fan of contemporary performances, you’ll enjoy our conversations on topics like entrance music, doppelgangers, and the role of the commentators. Our show is an encyclopedia of the art of wrestling.
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today we talk about high spots, the set-piece spectacles where wrestlers leap from great heights to inflict pain on their opponents and dazzle the crowd. What's more iconic of wrestling than the Macho Man's elbow drop off of the top rope? Using the ring as a platform from which to dive onto a supine opponent is a hallmark of the show, connecting it with mass entertainment like circus acrobats, tightrope walkers, and various death-defying high-wire acts. What began as a way to make use of the entire stage, the ring in the case, expanded outwards into more and more elaborate leaps and shows of agility. Consider Superfly Jimmy Snuka's groundbreaking cage dives in the 1980s. From there, high spots became fecund terrain for experimentation and innovation. Shane McMahon's coast-to-coast dives, ECW's dives from scaffolds and arena balconies, even matches that took place on the roof of arenas: the arms race to jump from higher, leap farther, project the body into space was on. There are now entire match types that carry with them the implication of harrowing dives: ladder matches, tables matches, and so forth. You'll hear us discuss a whole range of wrestlers and their high-spot highlights, including Mankind/Cactus Jack, Macho Man, Lucha Bros, Bam Bam Bigelow, Big Van Vader, Montez Ford, and more. Today on Reading Wrestling, we'll take things to the top rope..or at least the second rope…as we discuss these high-flying antics.
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry takes us to a classic match format, the Lumberjack Match. When a feud comes to fever pitch and needs a resolution devoid of scurrilous escape attempts, there are a couple of options. One is the technology of the steel cage, which we spoke about in a previous episode. The other, more manual option, is the good ol' Lumberjack Match. For these special matches, the ring is surrounded by a dozen or so other wrestlers, some of them bias, some of them brutal, some of them looking for a reason to dole out some punishment. Should a wrestler find themself outside the ring, voluntarily or not, they will meet with a swift form of Lumberjack justice. While, on the surface, the Lumberjacks are there to serve as an impartial, gentle reminder to stay in the ring, savvy wrestlers have thought to weaponize the flannel army by throwing their opponents out to be pummeled. Of course, it would be an oversimplification to think of the Lumberjacks as a cohesive, coordinated body. While they may engage in some collective pummeling, they are just as likely to turn on each other. Today, on Reading Wrestling, we'll try to keep our discussion as expansive as possible without getting outside the ring. We come at this topic from a number of different angles, including asking the question "why use lumberjacks and not a steel cage to keep the action in the ring?" We also discuss how the perceived value of this aging match type has changed over time. We conclude that, while the lumberjack match used to be an important way to showcase a range of wrestlers, it's become another mechanism for setting up high spots. We also discuss some memorable matches.
As we promised you in our 12 Days of Wrestling Christmas episode, here is our gift to you to close out 2021: a special bonus episode featuring a conversation on Dusty Rhodes and Jimmy Valiant--with Dan from Douglasville and Uncle Vinnie! This was recorded at our launch party at Five Saints Distilling in Norristown, PA, on November 6, 2021. We hope you enjoy it!
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. This week we're foregoing our usual style in order to bring you some light holiday listening. Instead of working through a theme, as is our usual format, we're going to do a 12 Days of Christmas gift exchange with our favorite wrestlers! We'll go around and take turns giving our gifts. We don't like to constrain the groups we can give gifts to around here, so we don't have stodgy rules like “oh, the wrestler needs to be in this promotion..” or “oh, the wrestler needs to be alive,” just to get a gift. We're too generous for that crap. And humble too. So today, buckle up for some generosity.Also, don't miss the action from the RWW, our audio drama wrestling league that kicks off the show each week. This week, we've made a heartfelt holiday greetings montage from all of your favorite wrestlers: Tom Graham Cracker, The Saturday Night Superstar Dazzlin' Deanna, Miss Noell, Ravin' David, and the Matcha Man wish you, the RWW Crab Nebula, a very Merry Christmas. There may even be a surprise greeting in the mix!We'll go around the table and give gifts to some of our favorite wrestlers, including Wardlow, Serena Deeb, Randy Orton, Ric Flair, and more. Join us for a festive good time!Christmas music by fmceretta, used under Creative Commons. https://freesound.org/people/fmceretta/sounds/426704/
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry takes us to one of the primary ways to win or lose a match: submissions. In a standard wrestling match, there are two ways to win cleanly: by pinning your opponent or forcing them to submit. But these potential outcomes have completely different meanings in the world of wrestling. While a pinfall is considered the most definitive way to win, a submission carries with it a certain stigma. As it goes, anyone could be incapacitated in a match to the point that they are pinned, but one has to consciously take action to submit, to “say uncle,” as it were. It's said that some of the biggest names in wrestling had clauses in their contracts that stipulated they could never lose by submission, lest it harm their character irreparably. Of course, submissions don't have to be match enders. They can be an intrinsic part of a match's narrative arc, both slowing the tempo while retaining the tension and giving the wrestlers a chance to grab a breather. Today, on Reading Wrestling, we submit to you our take on the topic and will try to limit the amount of verbal contortions we do. AND one of your favorite characters has returned to be a guest on the show! It's TOM! This was a raucous recording and you'll be able to hear how much fun we were having with this topic. Unfortunately, though, we experienced some technical difficulties mid recording with the mic Tom was using. We did our best to clean up the audio, but there are parts that aren't up to our usual production quality. Sorry for this, and we hope you're still able to enjoy the episode. We take on the topic from a number of different angles, including discussing the potential stigma of losing by submission and whether that stigma varies across men's and women's wrestling. We also bring up our favorite and least favorite submission holds, including Dave's coverage of the Figure Four Leglock (as made famous by Ric Flair), Noell's discussion of Bull Nakano's take on Bret Hart's Sharp-Shooter, and Chris' arguing for the supremacy of Sting's Scorpion Death Lock over the Sharp-Shooter. Tom tells us about a time when Mick Foley put the Mandible Claw on himself rather than submit in a match. Please accept this submission into our wrestling encyclopedia, and be sure to write to us to let us know your thoughts on the topic!
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry takes us to a special role in wrestling, the impish, the sly, the mischievous provocateurs. Contemporary wrestling narratives often build to a flammable situation and just require someone to bring a match to set it all off. Enter these masters of disaster. Whether the instigator of conflict is a ruthless heel, a wronged fan-favorite looking to dole out comeuppance, or just a troll in it for the fun of it, these figures are the catalyst for chaos. Put another way, some feuds build to their own boiling points, such as the explosion of the Mega Powers; others need a little help. The provocateurs can be managers, like Jimmy Hart or Bobby “The Brain” Heenan, rogue referees, as when Vince McMahon appointed Mike Tyson a ref, or comic relief figures, as when R-Truth's 24/7 Title Express pulls into the station. All in all, someone's gotta get this party started, and you can always count on your friendly neighborhood provocateur to kick it all off. We hope today's conversation on this topic will provoke a reaction. We start off discussing the role of the provocateur in wrestling, and somehow we ended up on the topic of...clowns? Starting with Doink the Clown, we discuss the role of the clown in causing trouble and generally unsettling order, either in a heelish delight for discomfort or a good-natured, fun romp. The topic of clowns digs up some uneasy childhood memories from the wrestler-talkers, and we take a diversion into some unexpected territory...The topic eventually comes back around to a meta-point about wrestling itself being a medium that trolls high art. Even in its scriptedness and beckoning for people to chide fans with "But you know it's not real, ROIGHT?! [sic; Philadelphia pronunciation intentional]," wrestling makes a mockery of reality, much to the chagrin of its opponents. And that mockery is what makes it such a powerful medium. If someone didn't start none, there wouldn't be none. So the role of the provocateur is crucial in setting off the feuds that shape wrestling's story lines. So come and hang out for another episode of Reading Wrestling, and write in to tell us who your favorite provocateur is!
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry takes us to the long-simmering story arcs of wrestling, the feud. Feuds may seem related to rivalries in sports, but they are altogether different. The best wrestling feuds, which can begin by a perceived wrongdoing or just as a desire for retribution for a loss, are slow-burning and finite. We know this dispute will come to resolution, but we don't know how, when, or what the cost will be. Take, for example, one of the most famous feuds of all time, Buzz Sawyer versus Tommy Rich, which built for over 18 months before culminating in the Last Battle of Atlanta, in a 1983 match that would become the precursor to the contemporary Hell in a Cell match. Sawyer and Rich, heel and babyface respectively, battled back and forth in a rancorous feud that some say stemmed from real-life dislike for one another. A series of incredible feuds followed, including Austin versus The Rock and Shawn Michaels versus Bret Hart, taking us into the current day. All in all, feuds are a scaling up of the grammar of a single match. Just as any bout builds narrative tension to be released in the match's outcome, a feud builds such tension over time, a kind of fractal match made of matches. Today on Reading Wrestling, we'll talk about how feuds work, some of the best, and why viewers are drawn to them.
It's a special episode of the Reading Wrestling podcast--our first live podcast, recorded at our launch party at Five Saints Distilling in Norristown, PA, on 11/6/2021!Our topic, Around Town, takes you on a tour of Wrestletown, the wild and zany array of extra-arena spaces where interviews happen, stories advance, and characters are forged. Perhaps we'll take a stroll down Main St to see the Flower Shop, the Funeral Parlor, a luxe high-rise condo with a penthouse that hosts A Flair for the Gold, and, of course, a once reputable business that has become a den of ill-repute, as well as a place to get a stylish haircut for a good price, the Barbershop. Along the way in this episode, you will hear from some friends of the show who were present at the party, including Jeff Bridgeport-Ribhouse, Miss Noell's Mom, and John & Amy, the owners of Five Saints. We also saved some fun for later recorded some more extended discussions, including one Dan from Douglasville and--oh yes!--Uncle Vinnie! Those recordings will be released later, as bonus episodes. So come and celebrate our launch with us, hear from other listeners of the show, and learn the lay of the land in Wrestletown in this week's episode of Reading Wrestling.
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of wrestling. Today's entry takes us to another hallmark of character building, the dances, poses, and, well, what we might term pre-TikTok shimmies wrestlers have crafted as part of their characters. Wrestling is, of course, famous for its taglines and sonic memes, as when the Rock bellows, “The Rock came out to surprise the MILLIONS,” and the crowd answers “AND MILLIONS” of the Rock's fans. But another dimension of a character's persona can be the dances and poses they perform. Consider here participatory memes like Daniel Bryan's “Yes” chants, where the crowd collectively points to the heavens and chants the affirmation. Or think about Adam Cole, bay-bay, or Finn Balor who have a singular dance move that always hits at the same point in their entrance songs. Some wrestlers might do a full out dance as part of their gimmick, like Rikishi and 2 Cool. Others might have a pose or gesture that is their signature move, like Shayna Baszler's Queen of Spades hand symbol. All in all, the crowd is conditioned to expect these movements as part of the character and to participate through them. Today on Reading Wrestling, we'll talk about the subtle choreography that makes a wrestler memorable.
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry takes us to an icon of pro wrestling storytelling--the mask. Whether the mask is used to create a temporary mystery by withholding the identity of a wrestler or it's an integral part of their character, masks are unique to pro wrestling. You don't see mysterious baseball players, listed on the team's roster as only a question mark, glide to the plate for their at-bat while gesticulating mysterious hand gestures to connote mystery, alas. Before moving on to the Lucha Libre tradition, we discuss the role of masks in U.S. wrestling. Noell suggests that a mask generates mystique for a wrestler, and she goes on to suggest that the mask can be like a "power suit," creating a dimension of psychological advantage in a match. We discuss the importance of the mask in the Lucha Libre tradition, including the highest-stakes grudge matches, where a wrestler wagers unmasking should he or she be defeated. Chris suggests that losing one's mask has a stigma that correlates loosely with submitting in the American tradition. Just as the Undertaker never submitted, Mil Mascaras never lost his mask. Noell's History Corner takes us back to 1865, to the Paris World's Fair, when the first known masked wrestler debuted. She then speaks of Mort Henderson, the Masked Marvel, who is believed to be the first North American wrestler to wrestle in a mask. We also learn about Magdalena Caballero, La Dama Enmascarada, the first female wrestler to use a mask. Separate from masks to be wrestled in, some wrestlers used elaborate masks as entrance gear. Chris discusses Vader's mastodon mask, designed by Antonio Inoki. The mask made for a spectacular entrance with its blinking red eyes, which Noell connects to the coeval popularity of Terminator 2, and the steam it would shoot into the air. We end with a discussion of unmaskings and reveals. Dave takes us to the Fabulous Moolah and to when Mr. McMahon revealed himself as the head of the Ministry of Darkness. Noell starts off discussing Tiger Mask and then goes to Jushin Thunder Liger. Chris wraps up the discussion by bringing us back to the Black Scorpion incident in WCW, who ended up being Ric Flair. You won't want to miss this episode of Reading Wrestling!
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry takes us to the pinnacle of the roster, the championship. The premise of wrestling as a competitive sport means that there must be an ultimate goal, a way to consummate the struggle for domination. But, unlike traditional competitions, wrestling champions are intentionally developed, curated, and finally presented as the face of the company. That doesn't make the process any less competitive. Wrestlers must build an image that is believable as a champion, refining and manicuring a persona the fans can either get behind or resist. Today on Reading Wrestling we'll talk about what it means to be the champ, how the archetype of the champion has changed over time, and some key moments in the struggle to be the star of the show. Your friendly cadre of wrestle-talkers discusses what it means to be made the champ first. Noell concludes that it means that the champ is the "boss at the end of each video game level." Chris wants a champion that seems physically imposing and formidable, like Bobby Lashley. Noell disagrees and wants a champion that you can love to hate, like Kenny Omega. Dave takes a longer, historical view of the topic, taking us to how the figure of the champion changes over time, from Bruno Sammartino and Bob Backlund to the present. He argues that in any time, the champ is the primary driver of the narrative and storyline. Chris agrees and suggests, though, that you have to "convince the audience that this person deserves to be champ," that there is a sense of "perceived fairness" or abject unfairness.We take a look at some analytics, too, and compare how long various champions held their titles over time. Dave discusses the difference between transitional champions and longer-standing champs. He talks Sammartino, Billy Graham, the Iron Sheik, and others. He concludes that heels generally hold the title for less time than baby faces. Check out this fun discuss on the title holders of pro wrestling.
Happy Halloween, Reading Wrestling fans! We thought it would be fun to do a seasonally appropriate episode, so today your favorite wrestling readers will be discussing instances of the supernatural and occult in professional wrestling. Amid the motley and colorful cast of characters in the show, a relatively small number, at least in the U.S., transcend the professional athlete archetype and invoke the supernatural and occult. Characters like the Undertaker, hailing from Death Valley and explicitly called “the dead man,” are altogether different than their, at-most, eccentric mortal counterparts. These figures form the bridge between wrestling's premise as a sport and its aspirations to being its own Marvel Universe of superheroes and villains. Whether it's Kane conjuring hellfire with the movement of his arms or Abaddon (named for a demon or dark angel of destruction) crawling to the ring as if she were straight out of the movie The Ring, these figures are used sparingly and with great aesthetic effect.We start off talking about why there is such a limited amount of wrestlers with supernatural gimmicks, at least in the American tradition. In the course of the conversation, we discuss the Undertaker, Kris Statlander, and others. We move on to discussing shades of the occult, pondering whether there is a liminal space between mortal and supernatural characters. Dave brings us to characters like Kevin Sullivan and to the Dungeon of Doom. Chris takes us to a favorite of his, "The Most Illegal Move in Wrestling," featuring the dance hypnosis of the Osirian Portal. Noell brings us to the Wyatt Family's gothic-occult aesthetic, which ends up leading in to the Fiend. In the course of our historical sweep on the topic, we discuss Jake The Snake's cerebral occult, Andre the Giant, Big Van Vader, and The Great Kabuki. Then, for the first time, we imagine a fantasy booking situation where we have the opportunity to book the main event at Halloween Havoc. Noell takes great liberties here by booking an entire battle royale! Dave goes to the Yeti vs...the Shark? Not the Dungeon of Doom again... We end with the question of some characters who were intended to be supernaturally awe-inspiring yet ended up being more bizarre than anything else. Noell discussed The Boogeyman. Dave takes us to the Zodiac...of the Dungeon of Doom! Chris wraps up the question with a precis on Kevin Nash as Oz.Put on your costume, pop in your earbuds, and take a stroll through the graveyard with us, as we discuss it all, from frights to flops.
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry is on one of the narrative linchpins of wrestling, the promo. Somewhere between a Shakespearean soliloquy where a character exposes their inner thoughts and a homily of public address lies this very particular monologue.As always, we start out with a definition, trying to agree on what a promo is and does. Noell talks about the role of the promo in getting the crowd hyped, providing for interactivity, and moving storylines along, which Dave connects with taglines and merchandising. Chris takes us back to a very early promo, Macho Man's 1982 "staring into a candle" piece, as a kind of soliloquy that exposes the psychological state of the character for the audience.We go on to the question of iconic promos. Dave takes us to Ric Flair's "holding these gators down" promo, which has become a sports meme in the promo's afterlife. Noell takes us to CM Punk's legendary promos. Chris goes to Dusty Rhodes' "Hard Times" promo, which resonates to this current day. Noell's History Corner takes us some of the earliest promos and swerves to boxing to talk about Muhammad Ali's bombastic brags. She connects a dimension of Ali's showmanship to Gorgeous George and a chance meeting between the two. We close with the question of bizarre promos. Noell takes us to the famous Macho Man "Cream of the Crop" promo. Dave discusses the baffling WWF incarnation of Dusty Rhodes as exemplified by his Butcher Shop Promo. Chris enlists Dave's help in attempting to solve the notorious Steiner Math Equilibrium. Today on Reading Wrestling we'll grapple with these plays within a play. Stick around, you won't want to miss this, and make sure that you tune in next week and all subsequent weeks for even bigger surprise happenings!
Welcome back to Reading Wrestling, your encyclopedia on the art of pro wrestling. Today's entry is a complicated topic related to identity. And identity theft is not a joke, listener. Much like actors play disparate and dissimilar roles, a wrestler's character or gimmick can change. Today, on Reading Wrestling, we'll talk about the many faces of a single performer.We start off talking about abrupt changes of character, the first time we saw a wrestler we knew adopt an altogether different gimmick. These character changes have a degree of amnesia, in that the performer does not acknowledge that they were once someone else. Dave talks about the history of Scott Hall's character changes from Starship Coyote through the Diamond Stud, Razor Ramon, and finally his use of his real name. Noell talks about the evolution of Jonathan Huber from Luke Harper to Brodie Lee. Chris raises the many faces of Fred Ottman, particularly his character change from gregariousTugboat to the pernicious Typhoon. This takes us down a rabbit hole discussing John Tenta, from Earthquake to...Golga?..and the Shark. We move on to talking about types of character changes, including changes of character (in the sense of changing outlooks and values). Noell takes us to Miss Elizabeth (a favorite of hers) and her change from a kind of demure power in the WWF to her heel manager persona in WCW. Chris takes us to the evolution from Surfer Sting to Crow Sting. Dave tells us about the history of Barry Windham. We talk about how, as the world and dominant aesthetics changed, characters were forced to update their gimmicks accordingly. Some wrestlers have had more character changes than others. We go around and talk about wrestlers we associate with extensive character changes. Dave gives us an extensive sketch of the career of Ed Leslie, best known for his time as Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake. Noell brings us to Bray Wyatt's "characters within a character." Chris raises the classic example of Mick Foley's many faces, including Dude Love, Mankind, Cactus Jack, and finally the character Mick Foley, who is distinct from the man Mick Foley. To clearly summarize, we try to clear up the question of how that guy used to be this guy but he's no longer that guy and is instead this guy. We hope you enjoy the episode, and if you don't, we can change. We can play new characters next week. You'll like those better, we promise!
The wrestling readers are back for the 10th episode of the show--you can now pick your top 10 favorite episodes! We welcome back friend of the show Tom for a lively discussion on the topic of cage matches. Of all of the numerous types of match formats, perhaps the most iconic is the cage match. A towering structure, with or without a top, the cage promises to allow a bitter feud to culminate in an uninterruptible settlement. The cage can fence a trepidatious competitor in or it can fence out interference from managers, stablemates, and other interested parties.This episode opens with a Noell's History Corner segment to set the frame. Noell takes us back to the very first cage match, which took place in Caruthersville, Missouri on January 9, 1936. From there, she leads us through the evolution of the cage's construction, from bricolage through elaborate assemblage. We start off discussing a key distinction: is the cage intended to fence the wrestlers in or fence interference out? We go on to discuss flavors of cage matches from War Games through Hell in a Cell, and we dedicate a good bit of the episode to narrating our favorite cage matches. Dave takes us to Kerry von Erich vs. Ric Flair with Michael "PS" Hayes as the ref. Tom is interested in the 1997 Bad Blood PPV match between the Undertaker and Shawn Michaels, which includes the famous introduction of Kane ("that's gotta be Kane!"). Noell's contemporary take on the question brings us to the Lucha Brothers taking on the Young Bucks in September's AEW All Out show. Chris concludes the question with a sojourn into the truly bizarre, WCW's Chamber of Horrors match from Halloween Havoc 1991. Cages have made for some of the most memorable moments in wrestling, including the unintended awe of Mick Foley's storied Hell in a Cell match and the birth of the ultra high-flier in Jimmy Snuka's daring cage dives. In many matches, to escape the cage is to outdo one's opponent. Wrestling is filled with images of daring climbs to the top of the cage and thwarted attempts to just walk out the door. We'll aim to do the same today, as we try to do this topic justice and escape while you're still wanting more.
Your lovable group of misfit wrestling readers is back again, this time to talk about one of the most beloved and reviled figures in professional wrestling--managers.Existing somewhere in the hinterlands between a sports agent, a boxing trainer, and a hip-hop hypeman, the manager is an extension of a wrestler's character. The manager eloquently speaks for his or her client, instigates feuds, illegally intervenes when the ref is not looking, and generally serves as a catalyst for chaos. We kick it off by trying to define the somewhat nebulous role of the manager. "What would you say...you do here?" Dave talks about the manager as an extension of a wrestler's character, and Chris suggests that being a manager is an act of care--speaking on the mic to help develop a character and make it work. Noell sees the role as one of crowd interaction, getting the viewers hyped up about the narrative happenings. As part of this question, we talk about a range of managers, including "Classy" Freddie Blassie, "Captain" Lou Albano, Don Callis, Gary Hart, Jimmy Hart, Woman (Nancy Benoit), and Reginald (the Sommelier). On Jimmy Hart, Chris notes how you always believed he was working for his client--to the point where he would be wearing a blazer with his client's face airbrushed on the back!--and strove to be "punchable" as would Noell put it. We also talk about how Nancy Benoit is believed to be the first female manager (versus other roles like a valet or handler). Noell's History Corner takes us back once again to the beginning, to the period at the infancy of modern wrestling known as The Pioneer Era (c. 1898-1942). We discuss Billy Sandow (the namesake of the former Damien Sandow) and his role as an early manager, doing real-world work like making sure his clients, including Ed "The Strangler" Lewis, got paid. In the 1930s, Frank Smith, who managed Jim Browning, was also a writer for The Chicago Tribune. We close up the show with our favorite moments that were built around a manager's performance. Dave takes us back to Bob Backlund and the baggage created when his manager threw in the towel on him. Noell brings us to a favorite moment, when the star-bedecked Miss Elizabeth runs into the ring to save the Macho Man from Sensational Sherri's ire and reignite their romance. And Chris brings us to the second greatest betrayal of all time, which involved the Undertaker and Paul Bearer. We hope we managed to pull off a good episode for you, and we would love to hear from you on Twitter or via email with your picks for best manager!
We've been looking forward to this topic, and it's finally here. Our wrestle-talkers take on the topic of heels in pro wrestling. AND we brought friends! We have our first ever guest, Tom, who, as those of you who follow the podcast know, is responsible for Noell's wrestling birthday on July 5, 2019. You can't have wrestling without a good heel. Heels are the original internet trolls, dating back decades before there even was an internet. They are the blueprint for knowingly saying and doing precisely that which they know you will hate. This careful knowledge of their audiences' sense of justice and values can teach us a lot about the time periods when they performed.We kick off with the question of what makes a good heel. While it's usually said that a good heel makes the babyface (the good guy), Tom inverts this and suggests that a likable face allows a heel to generate even more heat. Noell likens a particularly "punchable" heel to inconsiderate people in everyday life, the person who cuts in front of you in line, etc., prompting us to muse about what a wrestling character who just does annoying things in everyday life might look like. Chris connects the role of the heel to the figure of the troll.We move on to talking about quintessential heels, including Ravishing Rick Rude, the Macho Man, Superstar Billy Graham, and the Million Dollar Man. Noell's History Corner takes us on a deep dive into the history of heels, and she focuses on the development of Gorgeous George's character in the 1940s and '50s.Of course, wrestling characters are more complex than 100% good or 100% evil. In the modern era, the figure of the anti-hero prevails. We talk about someone like Stone Cold Steve Austin whose transgressions are precisely the reason he is beloved, and Britt Baker, where we conclude "heels can be more popular than faces."We close it up with a discussion of the best heels to ever generate heat. Dave takes us to the Honkey Tonk Man, Noell brings us back to MJF, and Tom reminds us of how talented Stephanie McMahon was at getting a rise from the crowd. Chris reaches deep into the archive for his example. All in all, you won't find a more important role in professional wrestling. And you can count on us teaching you jerks a thing or two about heels, on this episode on Reading Wrestling.
Your friendly group of wrestle-talkers is back for episode lucky-number 7. There's nothing like tag team wrestling. In many ways, it's the most iconic of formats, even more so than singles wrestling. In no other arena will you see two partners, dressed in similar clothes, complementary in temperament and demeanor, just as likely to aid the other as to unexpectedly turn on him. At its best, tag team wrestling is greater than the sum of its parts. It hits more than twice as hard as singles wrestling and contains more complexity. We'll talk about it all today here on Reading Wrestling, from moments of team triumph, through two egos' inability to coexist, through the depths of deceit...We start off tarrying with the question of what makes tag-team wrestling so great. Dave talks about it as a format where mid-card performers can shine and advance, and he also notes his affinity for the tag rope. Chris discusses the 'hot tag' as a narrative device that always gets the crowd hyped. Noell's History Corner takes us back to the genesis of tag-team wrestling in 1901 before discussing the Dusek Brothers, who held the first NWA tag championship in 1949. We go around and name our quintessential tag teams, the teams who, for each of us individually, stand as iconic of the format. Dave drives us down Bad Street USA with his pick of the Fabulous Freebirds, Noell takes us to the Young Bucks, and Chris talks about a lineage that passed from the Rock 'n' Roll Express through the Rockers and Hardy Boys. We close up the episode with our votes for favorite tag-team moment in wrestling. Dave helps us to relive the Paul Orndorff-Hulk Hogan feud, Noell talks about the blow-up between Kenny Omega and Hangman Adam Page, and Chris takes us to the explosion of the Mega-Powers, Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage. Thanks for tagging us in for another episode. We did our best to run amok with the hot tag. Email us or tweet at us to let us know your favorite tag teams!
Our group of wrestlin' readin' yahoos are back again, continuing to create your encyclopedia on the art of professional wrestling. Today's entry is at the core of wrestling: foreign objects. There is perhaps no object more evocative of professional wrestling than the ubiquitous and humble folding chair, which evolved into the most common prop in the show. And beyond the chair there is an infinite list of objects that found their ways into the ring, legally or illegally, to be weaponized. There's the now-commonplace, like tables and ladders, but also guitars, snakes, trashcans, forks, thumbtacks, kendo sticks, and even green mist and the good ol' salt to the eyes trick. We'll talk about the spectacular, the scurrilous, and the just plain bizarre on today's episode until it's time to...stick a fork in it. We start off talking about our favorite foreign objects. Chris discusses the harrowing use of the fork by Abdullah, and Dave introduces us to a range of less-common foreign objects, including fire, ether, and objects that are part of a wrestler's costume. Noell takes us to the terrifying, to the sadistic, to...legos? Noell's History Corner walks us through the long history of illegal objects, from Wild Bull Curry in the 1930s to the present. Dave tells us about the evolution from wooden chairs to metal chairs. Chris asks about how foreign objects moved from being something serendipitously and immediately accessible in the midst of a brawl to being designed into matches.We talk about how ECW ushered in an era of varied and theretofore uncommon foreign objects, including cheese graters and rolling pins. Dave notes, "You wonder if Mick Foley would have had the same career if it weren't for ECW." Noell tells us about light tubes in GCW and their real-world dangers. A core segment of the show is on the famous green or poison mist. Chris discusses the symbolism of poison in literary history, and Dave takes us through the history of the mist in pro wrestling. Noell notes that, in contrast to the clanging chair shot, green mist is a very quiet foreign object" that gets a loud reaction nonetheless. We close the show with a discussion of our favorite weird foreign objects, including...checks notes..piranhas, bicycles, and avant-garde mannequin heads. You won't want to miss this brawl down memory lane! Keep your eyes and ears open, folks, because we will try to hit you with something unexpected throughout this episode.
The wrestling readers are back again, here on episode 5, discussing a favorite topic for wrestling fans: finishing moves. Much like every comic book character or superhero comes equipped with her or his special power, so too does every wrestler have a finishing move. Meant as a punctuation to the long sentence of a match, the finisher is intended to be climactic, the essence of a wrestler's persona distilled into a single act of aggression. Finishers can be brute power moves, they can be lithe acts of agility, or even carnival-esque contortions. On this episode of Reading Wrestling, we'll discuss the stunning, the cutting, the confusing, and everything in between in the vast arsenal of finishers. We open with the question of our favorite finishing moves of all time. Noell take us to the Undertaker's "Tombstone" and discuss how it fits into the overall character. And Dave reminds us of the move's roots in Don Muraco's "Hawaiian Hammer." This takes Noell down the history rabbit hole of the DDT, dating it to well before Jake "The Snake" Roberts made it famous. We discuss the naming of wrestling moves and how that naming converts shared wrestling culture into claimed, copyrighted, and fixed intellectual property.We move from there to a discussion of submission moves as a category of finishers, and Chris takes us back to the carnival, catch-as-catch-can roots of the practice. We even discuss tag-team finishers, including the Road Warriors' Doomsday Device finisher, the Dudley's 3D, the Young Bucks' Superkick Party. Of course, the supremely climactic finishers of yesteryear lose their luster over time as they become more familiar. We talk about moves that were once considered devastating but have since been relegated to the ranks of stock moves or altogether forgotten. The conversation moves to the topic of banned or discontinued moves, eschewed for the legitimate physical damage the moves did to the performers. The conversation (d)evolves into talking about the...*checks notes*...Armpit Claw? Anyway...You won't want to miss this lights-out episode. We'll take you on a crawl through it all, from the Worm through the Cobra!
In this week's episode, our ragtag(-team) group of podcasters discusses the biggest, the most powerful, the longest-standing champion in professional wrestling history: the crowd. Far from being passive spectators, the crowd actively makes the event through its participation. When you're at a show, you're temporarily more than yourself as an individual, you become a part of the Crowd. As Chris puts it, "It's sort of like when you're struck in traffic: you simultaneously are in traffic, but you also *are* the traffic." Maybe that's not a great metaphor for the thrill of being at a show, but you get the point...anyway....Of course, there was the surreal moment in 2020 when the crowd's vanished, making pandemic-era wrestling an altogether different kind of show. We structure our episode as a continuum through this period, thinking about how the crowd historically worked to shape wrestling, what happened when the crowd had to stay home, and now, the return of fans to arenas. We take some time to enumerate key events in wrestling that were forced take place without a crowd, or as we call them, pops without a pop. Chris discusses the introduction of Sting at AEW, which would have brought the house down if there were fans in the arena. Noell agrees and compares the introduction of Brodie Lee. We also stop to ask which wrestling gimmicks are most shaped by the crowd. Dave brings up Stone Cold Steve Austin here, and you won't want to miss Chris' performance the New Age Outlaws' opening monologue. 'Cause if you're not down with that, we've got two words for you...fast forward. Crowd in and join us as we break the fourth wall on this week's episode of Reading Wrestling.
Following on our episode on entrance music, we move on to the voices of wrestling, and for some, the voices of our childhoods. Commentators like Tony Schiavone, Gorilla Monsoon, and early Vince McMahon are the omniscient narrators of wrestling. Their job is both to guide the viewer through a story and also to describe the action in all of its lush detail. As we say in the episode, "It's the grain of these voices that shapes wrestling, just as much as any feat of athleticism done in the ring." This is the first episode where we open with a sketch featuring our wrestling alter-egos, Miss Noell (cf. Miss Elizabeth), Ravin' David, and Chris as the Matcha Man. If you can make it through this intro without rolling your eyes, then you are the true champion.You'll enjoy Noell's History Corner, where she tells us about the very beginnings of commentators during televised wrestling matches of the 1950s, including a sketch of the earliest, commentator-less wrestling broadcasts of the 1940s, which were early technical experiments in broadcasting. Chris talks about how the Macho Man, in his role as a commentator, narrated one of the most harrowing events of Chris' childhood, the Ultimate Warrior's visit to Paul Bearer's Funeral Parlor. You won't want to miss this brawl down memory lane, as we discuss commentators like AEW's Excalibur, Mid-Atlantic's Bob Caudle, WWF's Jesse "The Body" Ventura, and several others. Hang out with us for another episode, and we promise to see it like we call it.
Now that you know us, it's...surprising that you're still here. But we thank you for not having had enough already! Our first thematic episode is on a topic near and dear to the hearts of wrestling fans: entrance music. Chris, Noell, and Dave take on the showtunes of Ring Pan Alley.The episode opens with Chris' dramatic reading of "Real American," and you won't want to miss the...poignancy of Dave's reading to close out the show. In between, we talk about our favorite entrance music--music that served to make the characters we hold so dear--our least favorites--music that just didn't quite fit--and some songs that were altogether bizarre. Reading Wrestling is the first podcast to examine wrestling as a performing art, and our episodes are structured like an encyclopedia of the art. This week's entry is the first part of many on the topic of entrance music (we'll be sure to return to this topic again in future episodes).
Our first episode introduces you to our ragtag group of wrestling nerds. Chris, Noell, and Dave talk about how they first got into wrestling. We each pick a singular moment in wrestling history that we found to be the most memorable and moving. You'll hear the amazing story of how Noell, a lifelong dancer and choreographer, who never watched a minute of wrestling before July 5, 2019, got swept up into a whirlwind fascination with it. She'll tell us how that all happened and set the scene for what is a recurring theme in our podcast: the relationship between wrestling and other staged arts. She notes, "Wrestlers are dancers, and dancers are wrestlers," which seems both true and surprising at the same time. This theme--wrestling as a staged art--will structure future episodes of our show, which will be organized around an aspect of wrestling (entrance music, commentators, etc.). We hope you will enjoy meeting the gang and that you will write to us and let us know about some wrestling moments that are important to you and why.