Samurai Says!

This episode we entertain a battle of ideals, cheese crimes, and celebrities to smart for their own good. Give us a review, Fool!

Fear not!  After a life-altering hullabaloo the Samurai and his perennial sound Guy Chris Maverick return to the studio to save the world with discussion of all things bizarre.  And of course, we end the world.  Can't forget to do that.

Due to inebriation and symptoms associated with muscle relaxers, along with a healthy does of melancholy this episode has the news in the wrong spot.  Our battle is social distanced and the end of the world comes from MIT in the 70s.  Are you ready? you better be. 

While Christ Maverick and the Samurai Plan Their next move against the pandemic, enjoy this mashup of never before heard asides cut for time, and classic bits from Samurai Says History.  new Episode will be along soon, until then enjoy our antics on Tumblr and Spoon! The Samurai Has Spoken!

This episode, upon our triumphant return we discuss swimming at the outdoor store, accidentally invading the balkins and we let bizarre AIs write some music for us. We also discuss delicous preparations of Murder hornets. The Samurai, had returned.

I have returned!  In this episode were explore strange islands, deal with an overwhelming amount of cream cheese, and have a fight between five guys who never give up, and make something out of nothing.  Then, the world ends with a car made of uranium.  That's a fun one.

What does a director do when the studio screws up his movie? Become invidible, become Alan Smithee.  This week we discuss the long a storied career of Mr. Smithee.  Our fight has the 1% bashing each other and the end of the world is on a galactic scale.  Fear not!  The Samurai Shall protect you!

this is the Episode where we finally do it, this is where we fix Christmas music.  Also, we have a big catfight, space is closed to us forever and The Samurai shares the most disgusting bathroom story of all time (skip to 922 to miss it) Fear nothing but missing this episode!!

Harness the power of zero-point energy to work out all that tension!  This weeks' batte: Harrirson ford 3-way, and the world ends with quantum energy.  I'm not dead, people!  I'm just busy!  Blarg! Hi Jeff!

Taunting Azathoth for fun and profit!!  WE drop the disclaimer in this one, if you're not ready for our level of insanity just don't click.   Remember to follow us on twitter at @samuraisayspod and we can put your tweets on the air.    Now for the end of the world.   WAKE UP!!!

Stoner Cops, protecting the street from a lack of snacks.   A battle between the smallest power packages in the world collide and then the sun gets big.   Check our @samuraisayspod and The Trucker Brony on Tumblr

Get this: You don't know how to park.  IN this episdoe, I try to teach you how to do with properly but a particularly delicious spiced rum kicks me right in the brain.  And, we got a great fight, and a super inconvenient end of the world. 

WHOEVER HEARD OF A PINK FLAMINGO!?!?        Cheese made of celebrity tears, evil letters, delicious sewage flamingos.  The world ends with some serious hot rocks.  Prepare yourself for one of our weirdest episodes yet and that's saying something.  Yikes.

Behold!  A new episode!  This week we discuss dancing criminals, award winning Ohio cheese, funny Amish guys and all the strange heavy metals our world gave us.  Our fight this week is between two plus-sized pugilists and the world ends with a big bug from ages past.  Listen or I'll slap you! I'm serious! I will slap every person who doesn't listen!  It might take a while but trust me I'll get around to it.

In this thrilling installation we talk about 2 separate cheese news cases, incredibly complex board games, a fight between two men who like the keep the kitchen tidy, and of course we end the world.  This time, it's big, bouncy and quite distracting.  If you miss this one, I have no idea why!

The Samurai isn't dead, the Samurai Is LIFE! Witness my triumphant return after being stuck in California for four weeks.  Solve the mystery of Planet good Job, and witness a battle between the two toughests Mamas in science fiction.  Also, the world's gone to long without ending, we fix that.   Hi Jeff!

BOO!Sorry if I startled you, but it's fair to warn you this is our Holloween Episode and in honor of the holiday I drink so much it's positively scary.  WE discuss ghosts, ghost-like women, and the definition of Ding-a-long. And of course, we end the world.  Super-scary style. 

At least two men in history have made a career out of passing gass in the name of performance art.  That is way too many.  The Great Ramen Noodle heist, and the ookiest battle ever await you.  And this time we really do it, we end the world with water.

Once again we delve into the dark and dangerous world of Fan-fiction roulette with The Big Kahuna, Tom Austin of Outer Haven media.  Gay wizards duke it out, and this time all nine worlds end.  It gets real up in here, trust me!  Remember to rate and subscribe, we need that Itunes recognition!  Follow us on twitter: @samuraisayspod or Tumblr thetruckerbrone.tumblr.com and of course our illustrious facebook group! 

The world ends ugly this week, but I'm getting ahead of myself.  We also discuss countries within our country, the dangers of being a big baby in Call of Duty, and two Horny henchmen who go horn-to-horn!  (I didn't mean for that to sound gay)   HI Jeff!

       Yes, you read that correctly.  The Most casual and cuddly end of the world yet, and a fight between two guys who can really clean up.  Follow the show @samuraiSaysPod or "The Trucker Brony" on Tumblr, or join the fun on our facebook group!  Remember to Rate and reveiw on Itunes so we get those sweet sweet numbers!

       WE are BACK!  Well. . .we never left.  How could Chris or I leave you wonderful poeple? This time we dicuss deadly chemicals, seasons beyond seasons of My Little Pony, Chemicals that will definately kill you, the Battle of the Bald bad boys, and of course. . .the world will come to an end.  We Promise, the world will really end this time.  Have I ever let you down?        Follow the show @samuraisayspod or The Trucker Brony on Tumblr!  Search "Samurai Says" on facebook to join our group!    Jeff. . .HI!

Friend of the Show Big-D arrives in the studio bearing gifts of meade, and things go a little off the rails in a glorious way.  WE got so drunk, the end of the world almost came early. 

Finally, a place I can upload this hot mess where the internet works!  Samurai Says is now one step closer to tripple Digits!  Join us as we discuss useful superpowers, two combatants we can't find and How the Hindus are planning to end the world.  Join us at @samuraisayspod on twitter and thetruckerbrony.tumblr.com  keep circulating those tapes!

Thank you all for supporting Samurai says for 50 episodes!  Here's hoping the next 50 will bring more cheese, more booze, and more presidents that are easy to make fun of.     This episode we discuss a battle between the breathless, and running out of nosh.  And, we purge our overstuffed mailbox, all over your face neck and chest.  Enjoy!   Hey Jeff.

AKA: The Hokage and the Kremlin    this Episode we are joined by the Gallant!  Author of fanfics that will melt your mind.  The Samurai is away from home but wherever he roams he remeins loyal to his lovely fanbase.  We discuss a lady that's totally Ducked, why you should not cement your head inside a microwave, the conciquences of stellar rebound relationships, and some of the worse crossovers known to man.  HI JEFF!

Perhaps our most many fight ever, breaking into car shows, and the world ends not with a bang, but with a fart.  Hi Jeff!

The Samurai joins the Maverick Via Satalite from the distant land of South carolina as they discuss WW1, how good graphics are ruining video games, Colliding nuetron stars, mysterios messages from insane nuns and the what the heck we're donna do when the world ends two differnet ways at once!  Holy Crap on a crutch is that even legal?1   hi Jeff

I AM ALIVE!!   Despite rumors to the contrary the Samurai has not fallen to the t-virus nor been sent back to magic Kindergarden.  I live!  I love!  and I end the world!  This epp we have a battle of the beards, talk about the Superhero films that never made it out of hollywood and Algie steps up to bring it all to an end. Taye Diggs would be proud.

       The samurai is out on his adventures once again, so it's time for an EXILE show!  But don't worry, we don't forget to end the world.

Which batman is best? We'll tell you this episode.  As well as bizarre letters, strange cheese news and of course, the end of the world.  

Joining the Samurai in his lair This week is Jeffery Sass Author, filmaker, and internet inovator.   We also talk about end of the world gambling, fights between comedy legend and some cheerful Cheese news for a change.  Don't miss out!  The Samurai Demands your Allegence!

As promised this is the episode where John Delancy beats himself up.   Seriously, is there anything more I need to say to sell you on this?    Oh, we also end the world.  as always.

This week we discuss criminals who blew them selves up, or burned down a pizzaria.  We also explore the music of the cast of every star trek series, inlcuding the surprising talent of two of the Captains.  The fight this time is a big one, because size matters and this week the world ends once again.

We pay our repsects to the dead departed Bill Paxton, have a battle between two men with nothing to loose and end end of the world ..  .well this one's not so bad.  Hit our tumblr at Thetruckerbrony.tumblr.com and tweet in our general direction at @samuraisayspod on twitter.   Beware the second sun

Special Guest this week is Filmaker and proffetional Tor Johnson impersonator (Seriously) David Hayes.     What you shouldn't know: the Dark origins of the Home computer   The Fight: Chef Boyardee Vs. The Swedish chef   and Yes, the world will end.   Hi Jeff!!

The Samurai is stuck out on the road again! What will he do? Record a show IN EXILE of course!  Karate bears, Paratrooping pop stars, and the human race evolving out of existance Can't stop the Samurai!!

This is the edition of Samurai says 41 with a raw bit of political content, Hilarious but if you're looking to forget election woes, listend to another version and build a wall around this one.  (We'll pay for it)

         What's my name? It's impossible to tells since observations affect the outcome!  YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!  This week we hear some of our most disturbing news storys yet, a battle of the two greatest pro wrestlers who never met, and the amazing end of the world that no one cares about.       Hi Jeff

What happens when the Samurai is overcoming Sickness and the Maverick is drunk? Madness, that is. . .more than usual.  We put names to the unamed, talk about dog poop fights, and make two heros from the hood duke it out for charity.  And of course, the world ends taking all the rich people with it.

      What do a Scotsman, a Brazilian and a Frenchmen all have in common? If you said no underwear you're correct, but I refer to the fact that each country has developed a fighting art to rival anything in the far east.  We also cover cheese news, van sex, and have a battle between environmentalists that will ironically end the world . . .but not before WE end it of course. Check us out on tumblr at: The Trucker brony and @SamnuraiSaysPod on twitter!

      The Samurai, still ruling in exile, talks about his brother's wacky wedding, a slew of space-based weapons, sewage suckers, and bizarre coded messages.  This week we also learn why the world hasn't ended despite our best efforts: holy Mountains, and prayer batteries! 

     The Samurai Has been trapped in the dark Kingdom of Larendo, Texas but escaped to Washington Missouri, where Chris Maverick uses his technical Wizardry to contact the Samurai and record an episode while the Samurai is still . . .in exile.  Hear the thrilling tale of how the Samurai survived the lethal intentions of two vehicles, and the zit that almost spelled doom for us all!  And because it's tradition, we end the world, this time revisting a classic apocalypse: The Runaway Grain Hypothesis!       Regular episodes will return soon, Lords and Ladies of the Information superhighway, the Samurai has just taken a bit of time away from home, our upliads should be a touch more regular now that we know how to beat the system!  

     If there's one thing that USA needs most now, It's a cyborg in the oval office.  Aside from that, we discuss the new Robot Arena 3, and give our unbiased, unsullied and unneeded review of "X-men: Apocalypse".  Good ol' Apocalypse also  horns in on our battle, where he takes of the gooey Punster Ivan Ooze.  And, because no one asked for it. . .we end the world.  This time, It ends with a good old fashioned nuclear war.  But worry not, you probably won't die.  Follow us on Twitter at 2samuraisayspod and don't forget "The Trucker Brony" on tumblr!  HI JEFF!

      Who is Frank Dux? Globe trotting martial arts super-warrior or poser supreme? It's up to you to decide, becuase of a lack of solid Info, the Samurai just plain can't tell.  Also, two of the best fighters in real history square up, as Muhamed Ali Takes on the one and only Bruce Lee.  And how will the world end? With a lack of elbow room of course.  And of course, vidoe games, stupid criminals and all things weird.

     What's the highest number? What's the smallest? This episode we talk about numbers so huge they don't fit in the universe, and ones so small Carl Sagan hates them.  The Samurai Reviews BvS and briefly steals Kevin Smith's affinity for fellatio humor.  In the arena, Conan the Cimerian Battles his slightly homoerotic counterpart He-Man, and the world ends with a Kuglblitz.  

       Do you like Parrots? Do you like Death metal? Well, have I got a band for you. . .or if you like your music a little weird maybe you'd like to see a band that almost intentionally murdered it's own audience? We talk weird Bands today, take a trip through Silent hill and Empyrion, and as always, the world come crashing down, this time the dodo does us in.  Also, don't miss the breakfast beatdown as Mrs. Butterworth takes on the immortal Aunt Jemima!   Hi Jeff!

The Samurai and his Sceming henchmen Chris Maverick battle a lack of toilet paper, rapidly diminishing scotch, and and end of the world that promises the Earth will be ground to gravel.  Nothing can stop the schmooze, or the Samurai.  Tune in and your first mind-blowing revelation is free! Hi Jeff

Joshua the Samurai, and his minion/sound guy take on their biggest mail bag yet, with questions and complaints ranging from last week's fight, to the current state of their genitals.  Explore extinct formats with us, exploring the weird world of failed formats like Beta, CED, Punch cards and the mysterious Bernulli box.  And as always, once and forver, the world comes to a bitter end and only one of Lady Gaga's Backup Dancers will save you. . ..though chances are you'll be a Zombie.A big samurai Heidi-ho to our newst follower, Moshmastr666! Jump onto our twitter @samuraisayspod or our Tumblr, "Thetruckerbrony" 

      Brandy joins us in the studio to discuss the prospects of hypnotizing Mike Tyson, the dangers of singing musical numbers with a lisp and helps us and the world after the world's most notrious killers fight it out. . . or not.  And yes, the world ends, this time with craziness.

     The Samurai and Chris Maverick return to the studio to discuss Martian politics, crapping in the woods, and the dangers of simply running out of time.  Life gets interesting when the leftover eggnog makes everything blur, and the world ends as always.      Follow the show on Twitter at @samuraisayspod and The Trucker Brony on Tumblr.  Hi Jeff!