Shootin' the Sh!t with Tracy & Martina

Yous asked for it, so here it is. Tracy and Bev, Martina's sister. Martina's been detained at the border for supposedly abducting a child and declaring herself a terrorist, so Tracy asked Bev to shoot the shit! What coud go wrong? THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE BUT WE'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE WEEKS LOVE YA Full Video on Swearnet Merch, Dates, and More on our WEBSITE Follow @itstracyhun and @yourgirlmartina AD: @cafemariecafe

Every bulk barn has a middle aged lesbian, and you'll never guess who replaced the old one after she retired! Martina learns what it means to be called a groomer, and the girls try to decide if they should bring guns to their shopping trip to the USA! Full Video on Swearnet Merch, Dates, and More on our WEBSITE Follow @itstracyhun and @yourgirlmartina This episode is brought to you by Vintage Stoves in Truro

low and behold, Roxy couldn't stay away from the drama. Now Tracy has to make some tough decisions. Martina's neice took off to new hampshire to reconnect with her baby daddy, but Martina's sister, Bev, is losing her mind. WATCH the video exclusively on Swearnet MERCH, TOUR DATES, and MORE on www.TracyAndMartina.com

Tracy finds out that her mother's advertising that she's looking for a third, and then guess who lands at the friggin door.. Randy! The girls even get him to taste test cheese burgers. Watch the video version on Swearnet.com Merch, Tour Dates, and more at TracyAndMartina.com

New Brunswick's hottest export, aside from Golden Ginger Ale is Tom Hearn! Tom is an award-winning stand-up comedian, improv artist and TikTok star. Join Tracy and Martina as they take a crack at improv, come up with their perfect drag stage names and pick Tom's brain about how to become right famous! Check out SWEARNET for the video version Visit our WEBSITE for merch, tour dates, and more! 

The new nordic spa set up a community polar plunge down the duck pond ,, people were protesting and everything.  & Makayla gets closer to finding Claxton's father Video Version exclusively on Swearnet.com TracyandMartina.com for everything else!  

Martina must've died and gone to heaven because her ultimate man crush monday just landed at her she-shed. Julain joins the girls to shoot the sh!t and talk about what he's flippin and wonderin about. You don't wanna miss this! VIDEO VERSION exclusively on SWEARNET for everything Tracy and Martina, visit their website! 

Canadian singer song writer Ria Mae joins Tracy and Martina as they ask her pressing questions like does she enjoy an egg? She also writes an exclusive song for Martina Follow Ria Mae at @riasawake

Town legend Mutant MacAulay goes out with a bang after doing tricks for kids in exchange for loonies n toonies, Tracy decides to do a good deed for the community after the pair try to salvage their public image and the girls reconnect with their old friends Tara and Manda!

Turns out a full Rubbermaid bin of clam chowder doesn't keep well overnight in a furnace room making for a shitty Tipsy Eve party at Martina's, Jon Angus is up on charges again after beating his boyfriend with a Wii remote, and Tracy gets approved for her adult education grant!  

In this episode Martina's family goes on their annual Christmas shopping trip to the mayflower mall, and Martina's sister (Bev) has a medical emergency. Tracy gets ready for Christmas in her family and reveals who her foster sister's real mother is. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on Swearnet

Thanks to their manager, Tracy and Martina finally get the attention they've been seeking as influencers, but not all press is good press. Kenny tries to win the girls back over by booking them bus tickets to Halifax, a hotel night stay, and Halifax Mooseheads hockey box tickets. Tracy brings Hogan Burke to expose him to the hockey pros.   VIDEO VERSION exclusively at Swearnet.com MERCH, TICKETS, and MORE at TracyandMartina.com

After Kenny and his big city developer demolish a block of historic company homes and start construction on a state of the art Nordic Spa, the community look to Tracy and Martina for answers. Martina volunteers to do “the kettle” taking collections outside of Groot's pharmacy and Tracy becomes absolutely obsessed with local high school hockey player, Hogan Burke. VIDEO VERSION exclusively on SWEARNET MERCH, TICKETS, and MORE on www.tracyandmartina.com

Tracy attempts to show her adult cheer peers that she deserves the flyer position on the team. Meanwhile, our manager Kenny is in suspicious talks with a Mississauga developer and Groot has been pushed to their limit by Martina resulting in stress leave from work.    VIDEO VERSION exclusively on www.swearnet.com TOUR DATES/MERCH on www.tracyandmartina.com  LOVEYA

Our real estate agent turned part-time social media influencer manager, Kenny McLeigan takes an unusual liking to Dog Jaw at the hardware store, Martina suffers the repercussions of being canceled in a small town and tracy asks Martina to join her at the annual adult cheer Christmas party VIDEO VERSION on www.swearnet.com TOUR TICKETS/MERCH on www.tracyandmartina.com  

Geoffri gets into a fist fight on the front lawn with Martina's new boo and snaps his mother out of her toxic beliefs. Tracy's foster sister, Rita, tries to escape Roxanne's wrath and the girls' manager, Kenny, had some merch printed ! VIDEO VERSION is only on Swearnet! visit www.tracyandmartina.com for tickets, merch, and more! 

Makayla sets out to find Claxton's father, Martina's gets cancelled for being transphobic, and Tracy sets out to find a used hearing aid for her foster sister Rita (Ashlyn). Maybe a crowdfunder? Who knows. www.swearnet.com is the only place to watch the video version of this podcast! Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR TICKETS, MERCH, and MORE!  

Tracy's haunted escape room turns into a living hell when Martina brings the whole family to visit--including Loki the 900lb ravenous pitbull. The girls read some new and old scary stories, and talk about all things spooky. The video version of this here podcast is exclusively on www.swearnet.com Visit www.tracyandmartina.com for upcoming shows, merch, and more!

Tracy's mother has a gender reveal party for her new 14 year old foster daughter. Martina falls down far-right conspiracy theory rabbit holes, and has her first dog grooming course, and Tracy joins adult cheer! 

Martina's son adopts a vicious pitbull from Texas, Tracy turns her house into an escape room, and Martina gets accepted into the community college dog grooming course.   VIDEO only available on www.swearnet.com   www.tracyandmartina.com for merch and tour dates!

This week Tracy talks all about past life regressions , Roxanne gets approved for a foster kid , and Martina mighta found the titanic submarine down the shore.  VIDEO VERSIOn exclusively on www.swearnet.com www.tracyandmartina.com for TOUR DATES, MERCH, and MORE

Tracy and Martina start taking gigs as influencers--at the bottle depot. Martina's god-daughter changes their name and pronouns, and Roxanne's doctor confirms that her uterus is a baron wasteland. Video Podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.com  Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more!

Bert starts sending Tracy letters from prison--thinking she's actually talking to k.d. Lang. BrandiLynn reacts to the news about her father, and the girls talk about DogJaw's new look!  Video Podcast available exclusively on www.swearnet.com  Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for live appearances, merch, and more!

The neck brace is off and I'm feelin bomb again!! but get ready cause i share a secret that could alter the course of ,,,my daughter,, Brandi-Lynn's life . Oh yeah n Tracy's mother is cured of her pirate disease!!! Wooo   Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for everything us! 

Hi Sexies!!!! we got a braaaand new season of the podcast for yas . lots to catch yas up on for sure .. find out why martina got a broken neck , why my mother ((roxxy)) is spittin out blood ,, and everything else we done over the summer!    Watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com !    www.tracyandmartina.com for everything Tracy & Martina including tour dates, merch, and MORE

Can you believe it? This is the last episode of the season ,,, I'm bawlin writin this because we been thru so much together holy fuck :( theirs hundred percent gonna be more episodes but the two of us are taken the summer off so we can spend more time drinkin .  This episode was recorded LIVE at the Basement in Halifax NS. Thanks to everybody who participated in the show. , nd the audience for showin up and supportin us #loveyous There's even more content in the video version!! only available at www.swearnet.com For more TRACY & MARTINA live appearances, merch, and more, visit www.tracyandmartina.com !!!!!  LOVE YAS xo 

All the way from the Trailer Park Boys, we got Ricky drinking with us!!! can't even belive it .  we talk about butt plugs, backyard weddings, dementia, beating off dead horses, and more!    www.tracyandmartina.com for everything Tracy & Martina   www.swearnet.com for the FULL VIDEO VERSION of the PODCAST

Hi its Tracy hun , i just wanted to hop on here cause ii have to laugh eh . Karma don't spare noone ! not even you Bert !!!! Did yous hear what happened to her? looks good on ya , Anyway karmas probably gonna get martina for what she's doin to her mother , #rotten #sad .  VISIT: www.tracyandmartina.com for info, tour dates, merch, and more!! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast eXCLUSIVELy on www.swearnet.com

This episode we talk about who's back from the dead , why martina was hiding in a deep freeze , and tracy's prom(?) .. i still thnk that's fucked but whatever LMAO sorry not sorry . Oh and Bert loooooooses her mind !!  GO TO: www.tracyandmartina.com for INFO, TOUR DATES, and MERCH!! DON'T FORGET: the full video version is exclusively available on www.swernet.com 

is anyone else obsessed with there own funeral ??! I just want everything to be perfect ,,. Capers are right obsessed with death we can't help it . We also chat about Tracy's new Goliath tarantula

In this episode I share with yas my grad party planning biz,, Martina's blowout with Brandi-Lynn and some nut job who thinks they can save the Island! Make sure to check out the video version of this here podcast on www.Swearnet.com 

Whenever theres a new business back home we like to put them all through a lil initiation process,, u know to see if they'll stick around,, so we blow the fuckin windows out LMAO!! Ppl pay me money to do them sometimes and other times I just do it for fun,, gyms, pizza shops it don't matter!  Also my cousint Wayne is gettin hitched, my cousint Kiera met a nice man and Bert told ma shes usin her "likness" thx for listenin xo, Tracy Watch the full video version of this podcast on www.Swearnet.com 

We woke up this morning to find out that someone in town won the million, so we're trying to find out who! I swear to god theres been that many winning lottery tickets sold in New Waterford its insaaaaane! Tracy went on a date at Westmount Hot Suppers, I got a voicemail from my sister Bev, and so much more! DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and news ! 

Hi Sexies ! Martina here , What a fuckin week .,, I had a dream about Ma's dead dog Colleen , got a new job at the mall , and Tracy reconnected with Solaris ! The lunacy was beyondddddd  DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com CHECK OUT: www.tracyandmartina.com for events, appearances, and news ! 

Who the fuck reported our exotic spa ? we get to the bottom of it . oh and Was there another Boa Constrictor on the loose ? maybe .  Bert's doin a Ted Talk in Halifax ,    DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com !    Check out www.tracyandmartina.com for everything US!

Love is in the air and smelts are in the bins . We chat all about best valentimes days, worst dates , and everything in between . && We help ppl to get better matches on tinder and explain our brand new side hustle .. were pumped !!1

Mercury must be in the fuckin microwave because everybody wants us dead . Between the slimy bastards down south gougin my mastercard and Tracy's slimy fuckin cousint spreadin lies , everyone is turning on us. At least Roxy and Priscilla had a good night out !    DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com

Nobody needs a vacation more than somebody that just got back from vacation eh ,, fuck. This week we fill yous in on everything that went down when we were down south . guess who shows up , guess who got arrested , and guess who got hospitalized... oh ya.  DONT FORGET: you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com    

On today's episode we're getting ready for the trip of a life time.... PUNTA CANA !! after all this waiting we're finally 24 hours away from flying to the Dominican for the first time ,, I just hope Tracy gets her passport in time !  Its craaaaazy to think about how sleeping with a married man turned into such a awesome opportunity for us ..    DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com

Game recognizes game . and in this episode were joined by one of the coolest people to come out of cape breton ,, Goldie Boutilier . She's a fuckin legend . no legit, look her up on instagram @yunggoldilox . I can't believe we grew up in the same place.   anyway as perrrrr usual, WATCH this podcast at www.swearnet.com For everything Tracy & Martina related, go to www.tracyandmartina.com and don't forget to come see us in Alberta! Tour dates and tickets are on our website :-)

We're dead if she finds out about this ,, but Tracy's mothers girlfriend Roberta (Bert) wrote a fuckin book and we read the first chapter on the pod , I can't even keep it together omfg LOL . We talk about John Angus havin a kinky photo shoot , and my dream about buffalo bill ,, and so much more .  DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast EXCLUSIVELY on www.swearnet.com   xo Martina

hard to believe its 2024 eh .. wow , I'm hungover writin this right now and don't even want to think about all the shit that went on because it gives me pains in my stomach so just take my word for it and listen . thx xo    DONT FORGET: the video version of this podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.com !

Anyone else feelin bloated and gross? just hungover and full of ground beef eh .. brutal . anyway Merry Xmas we made it through the shitshow and now it's time to kick back and listen to all our typical quiet family xmas stories ... LMAO ya right . .. toxic   DONT FORGET: the video version of this here podcast is exclusively available on www.swearnet.com !

Martina here,, wouldn't be the lead up to christmas without biiiig fuckin drama eh , srrsly ! Theres a brawl at my house, Roxy gets in a knife fight , and I get banned from the Bonnie  cause of my toxic daughter . .. all this n more on this weeks episode :P   DONT FORGET: the only place to watch the video version of this podcast is www.swearnet.com ! 

Roxanne gets a death threat , .Poppy gets drugged. Martina does drugs. . and Colleen gets shot :/  lots happenin this week ! oh and apparently the earth is flat so thats good    DON'T FORGET! you can watch the full video version exclusively on www.swearnet.com EVERY TUESDAY!!   shoutout to Goldie and Linny ,, love yassss 

BrandiLynn started having parties eh.. bunch of kids partying down martina's basement and Martina starts flirtin with a 22 year old Nolan Fitzy . ,, and i (tracy ) get in a bus accident , saved a bunch of ppl  DON'T FORGET ! you can watch the video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com

Martina here ! This weeks episode Tracy's mother Roxy's girlfriend Bert opens up a backyard crossfit gym and gives everyone tetnus ,, I'm hard on my fitness journey and tell yas all about Brittlyn . AND we fill yous in on Claxton ! my nephew . he's 3 years old , addicted to nicotine , and just got his septum pierced !    DONT FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! 

might get canceleld for this one but Tracy lets the cat out of the bag about THE CHALLENGE . oh and I got a new personal trainer named Britlyn ,, Tracy fought 4 cops , and WE BOOKED OUR TRIP TO PUNTAAA CAANNNAAA .. pumped .    DONT FORGET : you can watch the full video version of this here podcast on: Podcast Episode 8 on SwearNet

New Waterford's biggest TikTok star @DougieSnakes comes to shoot the shit with us,, he's fuckin hilarious, he's badness, and he's pure Cape Breton icon ! We talk about nicknames , and all the different ways you can scam businesses... cause he knows all about SAVIN MONEY AND SAVIN TIME DON'T FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com PS shoutout to AnDreW HarVeY ! 

Martina here,, Am I ever proud of Tracy eh opening up her air b&b ! she'll be raking in the cash if those american tourists don't mind scoopin cat shit and all that . Meanwhile, I fount a way to get even with Minnow . Not to mention, we read what yous are flippin about and wondering about and so much more ,, all on this weeks episode of Shootin the Sh!t~ DON'T FORGET: you can watch the full video version of this here podcast exclusively on www.swearnet.com ! PS. shoutout to PEter McInNiS !