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Best Sailor Scout? Can you name the teenage mutant ninja turtles? Have you seen a baby skull? Do you say STD or STI? Are you too old to crowd surf?
What's the deal with Toucan Sam? Do Medusa's snakes poop? Can you name twins the same name? Your baby is switched at birth, do you switch back?
Did McGruff the crime dog come to your school? How do you hold your fork?
Have you ever tampered with food? How many raccoons could you fight?
What's the hardest thing about being a parent? You can only keep one: corn or porn?
How many blowfish hang out with Hootie? Do you know any of your eskimo bros? Is it cool to date your friends exes? How do you pronounce Megan? Do bees like honey? Will Trump win?
Should assisted suicide be legal? What's the best fun size halloween candy? Antidepressant or Tolkien?
A "Would You Rather" round. Geoff has a "question" about Hustlers. Are people hotter with a mask? If you could randomize your baby's features, would you?
When you shave, where do you start? Is it okay to enjoy your own creative output? What word does Geoff always say? Have you heard about the feral hogs? Have you ever tried to use a phone in a dream?
What is virtue signalling? What, besides music, can be covered? Would you take an experimental COVID-19 vaccine?
If they weren't based on income, what would tax rates be based on? What animals do you want to see come back into the city?
Geoff introduces a new segment: Are you a psychopath? The first edition is all about numbers...
How worried are you about Coronavirus? Is fake busking immoral?
Is it rude to recline your airplane seat? Has anyone been to space accidentally?
An OkCupid lightning round! Also, you can have one night of passionate sex with your crush OR... infinite bread. Which do you choose?
Should we bring back mummy voices? When do you take a plate at a snack table?
What are the best pods? What's something you do that you think nobody else does?
Does the decade start in 2020 or 2021? What's the origin of needing eye bleach?
Did you hate showering as a kid? What's the deal with cuticles?
What is the wisest saying you've ever heard? For extraordinary wealth, would you be willing to have terrifying nightmares every night for a year? Do you feel comfortable going to dinner or the movies alone?
Men, if there was a 50/50 shot that you were the one that had to give birth, would you still want kids? How important are chapter names in a book? Plus, the love it or hate it lightning round!
Ball pits - can you trust them? Why do people like tea? You can summon any object to your hand, Thor's hammer style... what object do you choose?
What's the worst sound to hear every morning? You have to bisect your penis - which direction do you make the cut? Should prisoners be allowed access to the internet?
Have you ever used a suppository? Does the volume of a snack deter you from eating it? Is grave robbing wrong? Could you raise a pig to eat it? Have you ever shaved to encourage hair growth?
Is binge watching TV bad for you? What makes you say "... god I hate people"?
How many divorces is too many? Do plants feel pain? Do you drink tap water?
Would you rather hurt someone's feelings or have your own feelings hurt? Whats the new "oldest profession"? If you had a squash for a head, which squash would you choose? You have to be business partners with an animal - which animal do you choose?
Would you have an RFID chip installed in your finger? How many 4-year-olds could you fight off? Would you remove a finger for a disease free life? What's the best TV show about a radio station?
Can you rate the attractiveness of men as a straight male? What are your worst qualities? Should we raid Area 51?
How do you eat an apple? You have to stay in one position for 24 hours, which position do you choose? A Brinks truck spills on the highway, do you take any money?
Would you rather be a skeleton or have no skeleton? Should we give up on climate change?
Would you rather drink a pint of pee every six months or have all your water have a little pee in it? What are the bug reports for humanity?
Should you have "Screen Time" turned on? What would the world be like if humans had "musth"?
Another edition of "What porn acronyms do you know?" ... also what Reddit lore do you remember?
Which ninja turtle would you be? What was your first computer
If you're being cheated on, is it better if they had multiple partners or just one? How many NSFW acronyms do you know?
How do you brush your teeth? Is VR sex cheating?
How much would you pay for Raptors air? What should be in a sports parade? Would you go to a political protest?
What scents are best? What's the best dog breed?
Introducing: the Rotten Tomatoes game. Also, how would you handle a Groundhog Day scenario?
What is your ideal alter ego? How should the world explore a megawell?
They're calling again. If you could hit a button and become super attractive, but you had to swap genders for the whole day every Friday, would you do it? How would the world change if humans laid eggs?
How do you get over a heartbreak? Should you keep in contact with your exes? What would happen if communist canines took over the world?
If you lose you die - which reality show do you go on... Survivor or The Bachelorette? Also, Twitter Poll results!
If your dog could talk, what would he say? How about if you could talk to him? Should facial recognition for surveillance purposes be illegal?
Would you rather have penis size nipples or a nipple sized penis? What's your guilty pleasure music?
What's the best way to choose your top friends? Would you go live on the moon base? What would you bring?
What's the best colour for a car? Would you rather use a push lawnmower with a bar that is far too high, or far too low? What is your fight song? Is the word "sweetie" ever not condescending?
What's the best food for the munchies? What's a problem our ancestors faced 4000 years ago that we still face today?
Would you rather have unlimited sushi for the rest of your life, or unlimited tacos? Would you use a Star Trek style transporter?
Did Aladdin's Genie steal a wish? Would you rather have a horrible job but be able to retire comfortable in 10 years, or have your dream job but retire when you're 60?