The Fang Girls

Candyman! Candyman! Candyman! Candyman! Candyman!!! On this very special, emergency episode, the Fang Girls review Nia Dacosta's new Candyman. Devyn and Emily were treated to an advance screening courtesy of their friends at Telluride Horror Show. Spoiler alert: the girls LOVE this movie. Is the biggest scare of the night eating at a chain restaurant before the show? Does Emily end up summoning Candyman? And how bad does this eerie urban legend ruin the girls' lives?? Tune in to find out!

Happy Friday the 13th, ya creeps! This week, the Fang Girls are discussing the newest story in the Conjuring world - The Devil Made Me Do It. In honor of a special Friday the 13th episode, the girls talk superstitions and which ones they don't mess with. Emily shares her first Halloween decoration purchase of the year which prompts Devyn to help her plan a wedding sponsored by Spirit Halloween. Can Devyn say the name of this movie without making it sexual? Will the girls ever be able to listen to "Call Me" the same again?! And how bad does this hellish horror ruin the girls' lives?? Listen in to find out!

The Fang Girls are back! After a brief hiatus, Devyn and Emily are diving back in for some summer cinema fun with M. Night Shyamalan's Old. The girls were able to see an advance screening of the flick and remember the magic of going to the movie theater. Emily also shares her ultimate hot girl summer diet plan: reading Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica. This dystopian cannibal tale is sure to make you so sick, food will be the last thing you want! Will M. Night's new film make you say "Shyam, wow!"? Does this perplexing paradise picture ruin the girls' lives?! Listen in to find out!

La la la LA LLORONA! This week the Fang Girls are discussing recently released La Llorona. This flick takes a classic ghost story and ties it into real life horror. Devyn and Emily come up with the most elegant insult you've ever heard. They also manage to talk about genocide and sing a song entitled "Boner Alert" in one single episode. Can the girls say La Llorona not to the tune of My Sharona? Does the flick ruin their lives?? Listen to find out!

Four score and 7 years ago (well almost) this garbage flick came out. This week, the Fang Girls review the 2012 masterpiece, Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. Professor Emily shares her her favorite spooky historical story about old Abe. Devyn flexes her knowledge on American history and the definition of the word linear. Was Lincoln's dad's name Dave? Was Edward Cullen invisible in New Moon?? Was Abraham Lincoln a real guy?? Did this movie ruin the girls lives??? Listen in to find out! Ooh! And an exciting announcement! Episodes will be released every other Wednesday because your favorite basic bitches of horror are in the darkest season of their lives (not in a good way)!

Ready or not! Here comes a chaotic episode! This week, the Fang Girls review the hilarious hide and seek horror, Ready or Not. Fair warning: this is the second attempt at recording this episode due to computer issues so it's bound to be wild. Emily relates to character Emilie in this movie while Devyn experiences table-side guacamole PTSD. Everyone's favorite of their mom's friends, Dawn, even makes an appearance. Listen in to hear two dumb waiters review this funny flick and find out how bad it ruined their lives!

DING DING DING! It's the final round of the great Eggers-Aster showdown! This week, the Fang Girls discuss the hallmark horror of our generation, Hereditary. Emily does a fantASStic job with her 2018 trivia. The girls agree there is one particular outfit that does not go with a smile. Devyn expertly educates Emily on the deep symbolism in this work of art. Which director will win the coveted and prestigious title of the Fang Girls' favorite director? Will it be daddy Eggers?? Daddy Aster?? How bad does this foreboding familial fright ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out!

Avast, m'hearties! This week the Fang Girls discuss Robert Eggers' deep dive into madness, The Lighthouse. This is Eggers last fighter in the great showdown with Ari Aster. Devyn eggspertly eggsplains what happened the year this movie was released. The girls team up and put their half brain cells together to make sense of this cryptic flick. Can the girls appreciate this movie for more than it's fart jokes? Are ye fond of me Lobster?? Does it ruin their lives??? Listen in to find out!

Ari Aster has entered the chat. This week the Fang Girls continue their showdown between Robert Eggers and Ari Aster with Aster's flower filled frightmare, Midsommar. Devyn reveals she has all the ingredients to make a love spell. Pfind out why Emily is pfeeling pfine. And for the first time, the girls share listener feedback on the flick. Love it or hate it, this movie definitely has the listeners talking! Does this drug fueled drama ruin the girls lives?? Tune in to find out! Do you want to share some thoughts on the movies being reviewed? Email us your thoughts via voice memo or written message at fanggirlspod@gmail.com or DM us on Instagram @fanggirlspod. ***Note: This episode was recorded prior to the tragic events in Boulder on March 22, 2021. Our hearts go out to the victims and all those affected by this horrendous incident so close to our hometown. Please consider making a donation to support the families of the victims at https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-families-boulder-king-soopers-shooting

!! LISTEN TO THIS EP - THE OTHER EP HAD AN EDITING ISSUE !! Happy VVednesday! This week, the Fang Girls kick off their Robert Eggers vs Ari Aster showdown by discussing the frightening feminist folktale, The VVitch. Devyn learns she has not been dipping her sushi in Wabi Sabi all these years and Emily states that table-side-guacamole is a great method for witchcraft baby sacrifices. Oh. And the girls can't seem to keep their vaginas off the floor. Is Black Phillip the girls new celebrity crush? How bad does this Eggers' macabre masterpiece ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

Do you want to get kinky with us? This week, the Fang Girls discuss the sexcapade-gone-wrong flick, Gerald's Game. Devyn discusses her dark reoccurring dreams as a child. The girls debate whether a monster is scarier when it exists physically or in your head. But ultimately agree that being handcuffed to a bed is only appropriate during certain hours. Does this Stephen King based handcuff horror story ruin the girls lives? Does Emily like getting her toes sucked? Will Devyn get into therapy by the month's end??? Listen to find out!

Home is where the haunt is! That's the mantra this week as the Fang Girls discuss 1979's and 2005's The Amityville Horror. The girls celebrate Emily's move to a new and possibly haunted home by recording their first episode in the ploft (pod loft, duh). They discuss the laws around haunted real estate and whether or not Ryan Reynolds is a good actor. Devyn celebrates her first successful parallel parking endeavor and Emily shares why she had to change her underwear moments before recording. It's a chaotic ep. How bad does this haunted home flick ruin the girls lives? Tune it to find out!

Are you ready to be ssscared?!? This week, the Fang Girls discuss terrifying The Taking of Deborah Logan. Devyn shares some background knowledge on Alzheimer's Disease and tells a creepypasta to Emily. She also flexes her French accent. Does this movie slither its way into the girls' favorite movies? Will someone tell the girls how to pronounce "ambiguously"? How bad does this demonic documentary ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Fang Girls have a zomBAE episode for you! In this Valentine's Day themed episode, the girls review zombie rom com, Warm Bodies. Devyn and Emily take a moment to recite a poem to each other and discuss the things they find horrific about modern relationships. The girls gush over this creepy cute comedy but does it ruin their lives? Listen in to find out!

Ree! Ree! Ree! This week, the Fang Girls review the mother of all slashers, Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. Devyn, aka Johnny Volleyball, educates Emily, aka Johnny Big Boobs, on the history of censorship in Hollywood. Emily simps for Norman Bates. Devyn shares her most controversial opinion of any episode and asks, do we have to love the classics? Tune in to find out the answer to this and hear how bad this scarring psychotic story ruins the girls lives!

Well, this week, the Fang Girls watch 2002's The Ring. Emily enlightens Devyn with an ancient Japanese ghost story of samurai bros and servant girl babes that inspired this week's flick. Devyn plans out her future life with Mike Pence's fly and Emily does a stupid voice that gave her a sore throat for 3 days. How bad does this vile VHS verse ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

Are you hungry for a chaotic pod this week, folks? This week the Fang Girls discuss the French cannibal masterpiece, Raw. Devyn and Emily find themselves consumed by madness and discuss the recent events with Armie Hammer, cannibal kink, Old Navy credit cards and that monkey/mouse animal with a long finger for eating bugs. How do all these things relate? And how bad does this frightening flesh eating film ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

This week, the Fang Girls review the iconic Blair Witch Project. Emily shares some knowledge of Sensed Presence Effect and her possible haunting. Were you wanting to hear two mediocre singers sing the absolute bangers of 1999? Then you've come to the right podcast! The girls also decide they would be best friends with the Blair Witch that they creatively name her, Blair. How bad does this frightening found footage film ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out!

This week, the Fang Girls are celebrating the birthday of our resident Capricorn baddie, Devyn Rockett and reviewing Happy Death Day. The girls discuss what your New Years resolutions say about who you would be in a horror movie. Are you going to be a keto diet cannibal or a bookworm final girl in 2021? How bad does this groundhogs day slasher ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

2020 is coming to an end! In celebration, the Fang Girls are "reflecting" on the past year and discussing the murderous mirror movie, Oculus. Devyn and Emily share their highs and many lows of the past year. We learn Devyn's hardships began long before the pandemic started. Emily flexes her vocabulary knowledge. Join us for one last episode before 2021 and hear how bad this tale of ghostly glass ruins the girls lives!

This week, the Fang Girls discuss the holly jolly Christmas zombie musical, Anna and the Apocalypse. Devyn and Emily spend some time discussing their holiday hot takes, including their true feelings on Santa lingerie and the Rosie O'Donnell Christmas album. This seasonal sing along forces the girls to finally reveal their thoughts on zombies. How bad does this macabre musical ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas! This week, the Fang Girls review both 1974 and 2019's version of the seasonal slasher. Devyn and Emily read their horror movie wish lists to Santa and reveal their love of cryptozoology. Did Devyn make it on the nice list and get her wish of a Loch Ness Monster flick? Will Emily get the séance-gone-wrong movie she desires or a lump of coal? How bad does this holiday horror ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out all these answers and more!

May your days be merry and fright! This week, the Fang Girls dive into the holiday spirit and review the creepy Christmas chronicle, Krampus. The girls even go so far to attend a Krampus Nacht event (or rather, stand in line for two hours outside of a Krampus Nacht event and not get in due to COVID capacity limits). No matter! Devyn and Emily recount their evening that included discussing the modern horrors that plague us, such as mean pick up truck drivers and Miranda Lambert music. Tune in to hear about their tragic night and to find out how bad this merry monster movie ruined the girls lives!

The devil is back again this week as the Fang Girls review newly released, The Dark and the Wicked. This terrifying tale will elicit a scare fart out of the bravest of horror fans. Devyn and Emily analyze the different things people watch after a scary movie and what it says about the viewer. Are you more of a Disney Channel, sitcom or porn person post-horror? Oh, and how bad does this frightening farm fable ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out!

This week, the Fang Girls discuss the Exorcism of Emily Rose at the request of resident birthday girl and narcissist, Emily Rose Clarke. Have you been wondering what your favorite Thanksgiving side dishes are as a horror aesthetic? Then you've come to the right place! Listen in to learn why green bean casserole gives mad spooky car wash vibes and why cranberry sauce inspires the thoughts of a crust old doll head. Also, what's your outfit of choice if you were having an exorcism performed on you? Tune in to find out what the Fang Girls say and to see how bad this possession piece ruins the girls lives!

Shhhh!!!! This week, the Fang Girls discuss the petrifying puppet film, Dead Silence. Devyn educates Emily on the history on the Friday the 13th and shares some of history's darkest events on that day. She also does a Grinch impersonation. The girls also realize one of their greatest fears, eating clam chowder. Does this dark dummy movie make the girls scream? Listen in to find out!

It's going down! This week, the Fang Girls review the claustrophobic cave flick, The Descent. Emily tells Devyn about a horrific real life spelunking nightmare in a cave called Nutty Putty. The girls discuss the terrifying setting of a cave in the movie. Shockingly, it does not take long for the joke to turn sexual when discussing tight passageways and damp, dark spaces. Also, Devyn calls out Emily for a wardrobe malfunction. How bad does the creepy cave chaos ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out!

It's Halloween hangover week! Hope you're all doing ok out there. This week the Fang Girls take a hard turn left (no political message there but also like, duh) and discuss the frightening found footage film, Creep. Devyn and Emily interview their post-Halloween future selves and analyze their Saturday night shenanigans. Who got drunker? How many times did Devyn do the WAP dance? How long did they stay in their wigs? Did anyone eat the food Emily brought? Oh, and how bad does this stalker story ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out!

Happy Halloween spooky babies! In this final episode before All Hallows' Eve, the Fang Girls discuss the ultimate holiday slasher, John Carpenter's Halloween. Devyn and Emily dip into a little astrology and divulge some Halloween "horrorscopes". Which sign needs to vibe and hide and which sign needs to make a nightmarish TikTok? Tune in to find out how to spend the 31st. And how bad does Michael Myers' movie ruin the girl's lives? Listen to find out!

Trick or Treat! Halloween is fast approaching so this week the Fang Girls are discussing the all time classic Trick 'r Treat. The girls read some of their most cringey texts that they hope will not be shared in the Netflix documentary about their inevitable murders. Why did Devyn spend $69 at Taco Bell? Did Emily shit her pants last week? Find out the answers to these and how bad this holiday anthology ruined the girls lives!

This week the Fang Girls continue to march toward Howloween reviewing the legendary lupine classic, An American Werewolf in London. The girls assign various Halloween candies to your classic high school tropes. Why is the caramel apple lollipop the kid who plays bagpipes? What do Dots and the debate team captain have in common? How bad does this monster movie ruin Devyn and Emily's lives? Listen in to find out!

Do you have a few minutes for a Quickie with the Fang Girls? In the first of four mid-week episodes leading up to All Hallows' Eve, the girls discuss a magical trip on a lovely fall night to the incomparable Spirit Halloween. Feel the plastic on your fingertips, the latex smell in your nostrils, the rush of fear when an animatronic scarecrow lunges at you. Tune in to hear about Devyn and Emily's petrifying purchases!

This week, the Fang Girls shake things up by discussing both the original A Nightmare on Elm Street and the dumpster fire 2010 remake. Devyn and Emily play a killer round of Marry, Fuck, Kill: Monster Edition. Would you betroth a Bigfoot? Would you make nookie with Nessie? Would you murder a Mummy? Listen in to find out how bad this nightmare narrative ruins the girls lives!

Let's get on down to clown town! In this controversial episode, the Fang Girls review creepy clown classic, It. Devyn and Emily have very different opinions on the scare-level of this flick. But don't worry! Despite their differences they will still be entering a commonwealth marriage with each other. And yes, they are registered at Spirit Halloween. How many Devyn tears were shed in this week's life ruiner? Tune in to find out!

Are you ready for a flick that claps? This week, the Fang Girls discuss the ultimate haunted house/possession/witch/ghost/demon doll movie, The Conjuring. Devyn and Emily share their Halloween decor aesthetic. The girls discuss one of the most important questions of our generation - would you rather puke or poop out a demon. Tune in for this high brow humor and to find out how bad this magical horror tale ruins the girls' lives!

We've got a certified life ruiner this week, folks! This week, the Fang Girls review creepy cult flick, Last Shift. The girls discuss how yeet various classic horror movie hiding spots are. Devyn informs Emily that she is using the word yeet incorrectly. How bad does this haunted police thriller ruin the girls lives? Listen up to find out!

Are you ready to be Babashook? This week, the Fang Girls review the childhood nightmare drama, The Babadook. Devyn and Emily recall attending a “costume party” dressed as a giant shark and aerobic instructor. Spoiler alert: the adults were not supposed to dress up. How Bababad does this spooky gent ruin the girls lives? Tune in to find out.

¡Arruinar mi vida! Join the Fang Girls this week as they review the Spanish ghostly tale, El Orfanato. Devyn and Emily bravely take a stance on one of the most divisive tops in the country: the Twilight series. Tune in to hear their completely unsolicited opinions on Edward vs. Jacob and to find out how bad the haunted orphanage film ruins their lives!

This week, the Fang Girls review the home invasion nightmare of a flick, The Strangers. Devyn and Emily address the serious questions such as, would you rather your topless death scene in a horror movie be from an axe to the head or having your head cut off? Oh. And you guys. The Fang Girls experienced an actual haunted event while recording. Tune in to hear their pitiful reaction and find out how bad the masked monster movie ruins their lives!

Do you want the haunt!? This week the Fang Girls review the modern day masterpiece, It Follows. Devyn and Emily recall their best "scarecations" from the catacombs in Paris to the haunted halls beneath Edinburgh. The girls debate the age old question, is it worse to get killed by a demon or have sex with someone who does martial arts? Does this sexually transmitted demon tale ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out!

The power of pods compels you! This week, the Fang Girls review one of the bangiest horror movies of all time: The Exorcist. Devyn powers through a 3 day bender and explains why this is a cursed movie and Emily wonders if she's possessed by the devil this summer. Does this cursed classic ruin the girls' lives? Listen up to find out!

Witches, zombies and tampons, OH MY! This week, the Fang Girls discuss some of their favorite Halloween costumes. Devyn and Emily describe the scariest haunted house they can imagine, aka Florida, and worry about the fate of Halloween 2020 (wear your masks, people!) The Fang Girls review new movie, The Lodge. This snowed-in nightmare is the perfect movie to watch while quarantined. Does this recent release ruin the girls lives? Listen in to find out!

If you love a good scary movie because being afraid is the only thing that revives your dead little soul, but you're not a huge film buff, then this is the podcast for you! Join Devyn and Emily as they discuss horror movies of all kinds and ultimately rate them based on how bad they ruined our lives (aka how good they are). While we live for the depraved and demonic, we're no genre nerds, but rather your basic legging-wearing, avocado-toast-eating, hard-seltzer-sipping girls. So grab your pumpkin spice latte, kick off your Uggs and hang with us as we review the gory, ghastly, and ghoulish.