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For the holidays this year, The Funnie Papers provides you, gentle reader, with a review of the last and easily most cursed piece of Doug media ever produced -- The Disney Live Action Musical. Link to the show for masochists/historians: https://youtu.be/8Gx92i67ppc Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
That's it folks. Nickelodeon Doug is complete. The Lore is chronicled and the book is closed. Join us for one last look while we talk about what it all meant. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Doug? He's been dead for well on twenty-eight years now, friend. Tragic story. Sit a spell, and if you're good I'll leave out the part about the bug ranch. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
The absolute perfect ending to 'Doug' is to have the canonically final event happen during the first of the two 12 minute shorts. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
No really who put a dumpster on a cliff edge in the middle of the woods. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
We regret to inform you that Doug contained the first sex scene shown on Nickelodeon. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
In this episode we explore a nightmare world where any of Doug's family aside from Judy had dynamic character traits. We also say the words "diaped up" a lot. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
The writers got into a massive fight over this episode, where Doug finds a bunch of money, and not the one where they threatened to kill a dog for Christmas. We don't get it either. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Pick which part is less Christmas-y: us releasing this episode in mid-August, or the writers making it about the town threatening to kill Doug's talking dog. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
In an episode that is surprisingly structurally sound, Autocrat Mary Poppins shows up and it's up to Doug to get her laid. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Mr. Dink's body count is unknown, but the various manhunts for him in the Northwest have a price tag in the low eight figures. He no doubt appreciates this. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
If it turns out that one of your friends is smarter than you are, it means they are plotting to put you in a diaper and run experiments on you. Remain vigilant. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
The law is absolute. But in this episode we find a crack in the Bluff family facade. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
We're off this week but here is some extremely powerful fanfiction to hold you over. And per "Beets Zero: The Forever Bus" rules, an hour is right around ten minutes. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Funnie Madness, yeah, has got more to offer than President Buttsavage thinks that I got, yeah, and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against Fast Fists Funnie in Bonkomania III, let me say it, yeah, let me say it out loud, and let me point to the President of the World Bonko Federation, Fast Fists Funnie is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the World Bonko Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Skeeter Valentine you know that I'm the cream of the crop! Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
This episode taught us that the only bad thing a politician can do is care too much about their children. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Our second grader, who art in a tree, hallowed be thy pig puppet. Thy magic trick come, thy will be done, to Munk-Munk as it is on Thursdays. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
They say you can still hear the ghosts of the family photo places killed by smartphones, if you stick your phone in a pot of boiling corn syrup. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
In the modern day Doug reboot there is absolutely going to be an episode about a Yakestonesian email scam, isn't there. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
DougCoin is going to where it was always going: a crippling round of existential depression. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Mickenmaus is a Viscount of Hell, who commands three legions. He causes children to delight in artists suffering, and can make dreams real at a terrible price. He appears as a lion with the head of a dog, and holding a sword of light. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Today The Funnie Papers goes to war to determine which plane of grandma reality is real. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
This is like if Breaking Bad ended with some kid saying "gee your candy makes people jittery" so Walter stopped making it. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
In an episode that starts utterly unmoored from reality and only gets worse, Doug imagines dating Patti Mayonnaise. Also Professor Oogie tries to teach him how sex works. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Listen, kids! Mr. Footballman needs YOUR HELP to solve World Hungee, but he needs YOUR English test and social security number to do it! Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Much to our distress, this is an actually good episode of Doug. Thankfully Coach Spitz returns and covers himself in goo so we have something to talk about. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
What the hell is this "math" stuff you people are talking about. This is the worst train I've ever been on. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Sheldon explains why it is logic and science to hate children, and we're right there with him, on this, the twelfth episode of your favorite Big Bang Theory podcast. This episode releases on April 1st, right? Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
"Pathologically Creepy" - Liver City Tribune "Formative for a generation of incels" - Bluffington Post "It's not even a good magic trick" - Wizards Weekly Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Moody School Motto: Do not waste poetry, Try to touch all the doors, Do not touch beets, Try to hurt the Neo-Hegalian Clown whenever you see Him. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Much like the one Star Trek episode that the Desperate Housewives lady got her start on, this episode was the start to the of the musical career of Clown Number One Likes To F. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Why aren't dogs romanceable NPCs in The Sandlot Expanded Universe Video Game. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Doug is Hamburger Boy. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Happy Valentine's Day! Here's an episode about a 40 year old emotionally manipulating Doug. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
At some point during this episode about Doug being scared of a movie we mention something about Welch's Peanut Butter. It is critical that you do not Google whether or not we are lying. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Yonder is the Crystal Cave, there you will find The Business. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Doug more or less asks the tired and stupid old question, "women, am I right, fellas??" Also this is episode 69 so nice. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Our lawyers have advised us that there is not and has never been any other meaning to the term Number One. Let's talk about comic books! Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
This episode is about literal trash in addition to the usual simply thematic trash. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Top scientists believe politics began in the year 1993. The search for a cure continues. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
In a clear reference to the classic play "Waiting for Godot," while the titular furry fun ball is referred to, we never actually see it. This show is smart, and also about baseball. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Doug gets obsessed with his hot new substitute teacher and then fantasizes about showing his class an adult magazine. This is not a bit and took place on this Nickelodeon television show. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Welcome, travellers, to the Bumper Car Murder Tower! To pass its gates you must answer me these questions three! ... ... ... DINO LOSER. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
It's Latin for Thus Always to Play Video Games Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Sam wanted to call this one "The Funnie Five Inches" but that lil' gem has been relegated to the description. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
It is somehow appropriate that the hosts of this podcast made self insert appearances on the episode of Doug that can be best described as "body horror." Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Doug gets in a fight for totally incomprehensible reasons. As a natural result, we talk about Dragon Ball Z lore for a number of minutes. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS // TO DEFEAT // THE DOUGS Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
The amount of times we have had our crackpot theories about this show reinforced is astonishing. Now we just have to figure out who 'Larry' really is. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Please release the gritty Snyder cut of Quailman Vs Silver Skeeter: Doug of Justice. This lore must be explored. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
Why did Mayor White build Tragedy Street anyway? In this episode Doug battles with the question of if it's a good idea to listen to your friends' problems. Episode Art: https://www.instagram.com/thefunniepapers/ https://twitter.com/thefunniepapers
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