The Jupiter Boys

Holy shit. We aren't dead. In this episode, that we recorded an ungodly long time ago, Jim wants to talk about how now is the time to get into crime. Then Quinn wants to talk about how the boss makes a dollar and he makes a dime. That's why he shits on company time. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Carrots.

First, Quinn wants to talk about how history can be changed with the flap of a butterfly's wings. Or just someone pooping their pants.  Then, Jim wants to talk about gamifying his life... and it comes back to pooping. Why do you even listen to this?!  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Girth is directly proportionate to pupation. 

Quinn and I decided to finally make another episode. And FUCK IT WE DID IT LIVE. First, Jim wants to talk about dance battles and then Quinn wants to talk about silly hockey history.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Hamilton also makes a great name for a smelly pig. 

Hey pumpkins.  First, Jim wants to talk about how you know when it's time to throw in the towel. Then, Quinn wants to ask some hastily thrown together questions about movies.    *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.   THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Winner winner, spaghetti's thinner.  Happy bikini eating!

First, Quinn wants to talk/gush about The Last Of Us Part 2 and basically just hate on the haters. Then, Jim wants to talk about something and some other thing. With upgrades? I dunno, I'm high.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever get the pop-up window when you're brushing your teeth, scream as loud and as long as you can. That should reset the pringus. 

First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys just absolutely and completely fucked the poodle on their mission to be better podcasters. Somehow, I'm not surprised. He wants to know how the boys could fix this  Then, Quinn wants to talk about things that he can do while listening to audiobooks. He really just wants to talk about Game of Thrones. Again.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Bricks and Brones will flurp your thrones. 

First, Quinn wants to fix the way HBO royally Schruted the last few seasons of Game of Thrones. Then, Jim wants to talk about the boys' accountability and how they can be better, more thorough podcasters.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When the eyes are round, the butt is slippery.

First, Jim wants to talk about chasing absolute power. Then, Quinn wants to run an old bit.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as pillow. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Your secret message is under your pillow. Is it a coin? Is it a thumb? You'll see!

First, Quinn wants to just check in with his brother in these quarantimes. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sad state of affairs that is the Jupiter Boys' download history. It's grim. Please tell your friends.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Leaves are a tree's lungs. That's not even a secret message, it's just true.

First, Jim wants to find silver linings to the pandemic. Then, Quinn shows off his sketchy skateboard history.    *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A skateboard is just the soul of a turtle with wheels. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about how the movie industry is going to change after the pandemic. Then, Jim discusses the future of amusement parks. To absolutely nobody's surprise, Jim believes that means adding sex.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you move slow enough, you can rob a person blind.    

First, Jim wants to talk about how he's in full dad mode now. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the next exciting chapter of his obscure media landscape.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you have to push that hard, you're probably in childbirth.   

Hey everyone, first Quinn wants to talk about washing his hands. Yeah.  Then, Jim wants to talk about his new Reality TV obsession and some dirty ASSMR.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't ever trust a talking walnut.  

Hey all, first Jim wants to talk about capitalizing on Corona (he's joking, obviously, and we hope y'all are doing okay). Then, Quinn wants to talk about things he's just late to.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: "Shlick shlick shlick," said the animate bag of mucus. 

Hey Jupiturds, welcome back! First, Jim wants to talk about cutting a specific celebrity out of history. Then, Quinn wants to talk about how L Ron Hubbard is a gigantic douchey liar.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, leave a note in your own boogers. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about ways his life can be improved by someone pre-portioning ingredients and giving him step by step instructions for everything.  Then, Jim wants to talk about different management styles. It's basically just about The Office.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whittle yourself into a stick.  

Hey y'all! Welcome to 200.  First, Quinn wants to talk about movies. Or ask about them. I guess.  Then, the boys eat hot noodles.  Then, Jim has an extremely inappropriate conversation while staring deep into his brother's human eyes (or faceballs).    *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The vampire stalks at high noon through the cabbage. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about upping his fashion game. Then, Jim wants to talk about how art is bullshit (it's not, he's joking, relax). *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes you're the bird, sometimes you're the gravel. 

First, Jim wants to talk about what film genre you'd want to live the rest of your life in. His answer won't surprise you.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about making the process of moving a helluva lot easier.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes things grow back, but you probably shouldn't cut it off in the first place.

Hey Jupiturds! First, Jim wants to talk about how we can make downloading files better. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the best way of inhaling the cannabissssssssness.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If at first you don't succeed, get naked and try again. 

Quinn wants to talk about a world where Bumblebee can only communicate with podcasts... or something? In another language. It's bad. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sexiest desserts. It's equally bad. It's bad! You're welcome.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you eat the ice cream first, your tummy will be sore, but your mouth will thank you with drool. 

It's 2020 and we have a new year motto.  2020: See it all, smell it all.  First, Quinn wants to talk about which holiday is the horniest.  Then, Jim wants to talk about the best way to impress with your resolutions, while doing and changing as little as possible. *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Resolve to resolve your resolution. 4K at least, bitch.

First, Jim wants to talk about making a quick buck by forging memorabilia.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about the best holiday flicks.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The holidays are a good time for a handjob. 

First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to handle the hectic holiday stress this season. Then, Quinn wants to talk about feeling accomplished and other ways he can feel that way... without actually doing anything. *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Every time you clap your hands, an angel shits itself. 

Welcome back to Jupiter. Pull up a fungus. First, Jim wants to talk about what you're watchin' Then, Quinn wants to talk about the video games he's playin'  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Nipples are nature's antennae. 

Welcome to another poopy episode. First, Quinn wants to talk about new ways of doing social nicety. Then Jim wants to hand pick the ultimate opponent for Trump in the upcoming shitstorm of 2020. *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't look down. Or up. Or anywhere. Poke out your eyes. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about the future of tattooing technology, then Jim wants to talk about doubling something up to get even more efficiency out of it. And for some reason he focuses, as usual, on the butt.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eventually it'll stop bleeding if you just don't look at it. 

Hey folks. Welcome back to another stupendous episode. First, Jim wants to collaborate with Quinn on the creation of his character in DnD. Then, Quinn wants to ask some more questions about movies.  Who will be the best new Wolverine for Marvel? Who would direct a movie about us? Is Robert Pattinson really the right choice to play ol' Jim? PS. Quinn was totally wrong about the pronunciation of Ventimiglia.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Farts are just your body's unwanted gas children.

Hey kids! First, Quinn wants to talk about breaking up a bad mood. Then, Jim wants to launch into some more rapid would-you-rathers!   *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. 

First, Quinn wants to find a better use for poop. Then, Jim wants to commit massive fraud and dupe some rubes.    The audio is screwed up in this one because Quinn accidentally recorded with his computer instead of his microphone.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Thirst is just the opposite of dead. 

Howdy Spoopsters. It's our annual Halloween special and we did this one FUCKING LIVE. We plan to do some more live eps in the future because it was super fun.  We recorded this one in the dark and you should listen to it that way as well. In this episode, Jim wants to talk to Quinn and try to scare the absolute shit out of each other.  Then, Quinn wants to drag you into his History tomb to talk (badly and in an uninformed way) about the history Trick-or-Treating and Jack-O-Lanterns. Join us, IF YOU DARE!   *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Going Live is a lot like eating shit. 

Hey y'all. On this episode, Quinn wants to invent new horror monsters and Jim wants to talk about having animal parts fused into your body. Standard Jupiter Boys nonsense.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Ain't no party like a one-man party 'cause a one-man party is depression.

Welcome to spoop month, folks. First, Quinn wants to jump right into the spoopiness by modernizing some movie monsters. We've probably done that before, but who cares at this point? Then, Jim wants to talk about the newest innovations in 'bate technology.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you go it alone, sometimes you have to scream into the void until the echo bounces back. 

Hey Jupiturds! Sorry we didn't do an episode last week. I was literally just feeling lazy. In this episode, we talk about how the boys are both real bad at being social. Then, Jim walks about eradicating addictions and going to untested kinky depths.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The rear entrance is a lot darker, but you get snacks. 

First, Quinn wants to bring up some reaaaal irrational fears, but the boys find that they're not that irrational at all. Then, Jim is going to do some more Rapid Rathers! *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Win by staying in.

First, Jim wants to create some new pets, then Quinn's back on that movie trip.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Go fish in your eye. 

Jim is still on his honeymoon, so it's another episode from the archive. If everything goes as planned, there will be a new episode next week! Hey y'all Jupiturds! This one is actually posting on time, hooray! First, Jim just wants the brothers to pepper each other with embarrassing questions. For science. Then Quinn wants to talk about Pokémon and we find out that the Poké world is real... and in North Korea.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.  

Jim's getting married this week, so it's one from the archives:  Hey, you beautiful gifts of the penis. First, Jim wants to talk about what kind of curated and specialty services you'd pay for with infinite money.  Then Quinn wants to talk about the best last words. *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.

First, Quinn has more questions about movies. Then Jim is going to help out his homegirl Lana Wachowski writing the 4th Matrix film. The boys show up in fine form.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whispers are just the devil's farts. 

  On this episode, Jim wants to rename things that are badly named, then Quinn wants to bring back some quinn-tessential throwback fashion.  *** Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell.  Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream Boys Another GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: @thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

First, we talk about how lawns are dumb and we need to get rid of them. Then, Quinn wants to pitch fictional characters to fight each other like animals.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever hear a seagull laughing, just run towards the nearest Dairy Queen.  

First, we discover that Quinn and Jim have never tried Taco Bell, so we're going to start a GoFundMe to try to fund our first voyage.   Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell Here are our donation goals: $30.00 - We go to Taco Bell $100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell $250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell.  $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us.  $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell.  $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders.  $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience. $10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience.  $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary.  Then, we try to bubble-wrap Quinn's life because he's a clumsy oaf who breaks everything.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eat tacos like no one's watching.   

First, Jim wants to talk about bundling subscription services so you never really know whether you're going to be fed, clothed, or entertained at any given moment. Then, Quinn wants to talk about rebranding some monsters and making life just a little easier for the horribly monstrous. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you want to sing, just remember your father.  

On this episode, Quinn is looking for a way to escape the stickiness in the summer while doing the nasty. Then, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to capitalize on their newfound celebrity and make that monnnney. It accidentally turns into Quinn becoming a porn director.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Make hay before you make porn. 

This turned out so much better than we could have hoped thanks to Mike's excellent editing work.  This episode is a wrestling-themed free-for-all starring Mike Fallek from Hackthought Podcast and BRob from the Random Ramblings with Rob podcast.  Quinn and I had so much fun, please enjoy! *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck.

On this episode, which is as stupid - not more or less stupid - than episodes before it, Jim wants to talk about how to make the best of a short vacation. Then, Quinn wants to just spit his fever dream nonsense into a topic that Jim has to sort out.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you whistle, it's souls escaping through your teeth.

Hellooooo Chilllllldren.  Today we go into Quinn's wanting to return to childhood, specifically some things he used to be into as a kid. Like skateboarding, and masturbating to the Sears Catalogue. Then, Jim wants to talk about some names that have gotten bum raps. What if Lazy Susan was the hardest working Susan of them all?   If you're listening to this when it comes out, Quinn's having a party at his new digs! Come on out. The address is: ** ******* Ave ****** *****, ******* (Censored for our protection, and yours.) *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: It be sometimes that way when it don't.

Welcome back to this show that we do for some reason.  First, Jim wants to talk about reinventing video games and doing something the world has never seen.  Unsurprisingly, it involves boobies.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about designing the perfect candle. The ÜberCandlë, if you will. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes poop is warm, and sometimes it's cold. Mostly, it's just poop.

Hey y'all. First, Jim wants to talk about extra uses for the thousands of sex toys in his house. Then, Quinn wants to talk about innovating with cannabis and getting as many people as possible as high as possible.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Friends are like pizza that you haven't licked yet.  

First, Jim wants to talk about the drawbacks of living in a fantasy world. Then Quinn wants to get all decoratey with some home decor tips.  *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Lemons are nature's enemas. 

Welcome back to another episode of your most, least, worst, favourite podcast.  Quinn wants to do a bunch of rapid rathers. Then Jim wants to talk about giving up certain sensory stimuli for other sensory stimuli. It's STIMULATING BITCHES. *** Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop Theme Music - Christo Graham Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com  Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.com Another GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm  Email us at thejupiterboys@gmail.com Jim's Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboys Quinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter  Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts.  That'd be rad as fuck. THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes, life gives you a gentle kiss on the bottom. Pucker back.