The Two Beer Queers

Tom and Josh are back from the beach and a bit dazed! Despite the sand in their brains, this week they're discussing Demi Lovato's coming out, Olivia Rodrigo's new album, and the trailer for Dear Evan Hansen, which was.... something!

Okay, you know we love games. And we found other queers who do too! Meet Mateo and Kevin, two friends Tom and Josh met on the interwebs, and hear them talk about streaming, video games, and managing social lives amidst the panopticon - the pangea - the panda express - the pandentist.

As episode 100 creeps ever closer, The Two Beer Queers have an announcement. Be sure to check out the live episode extravaganza Sunday, April 18th @ 3 p.m. ET over at Twitch.tv/SeveralNerds (and be sure to follow so you get the notification when we go live!)

The cicadas are coming and Tom and Josh are NOT HAPPY. Plus, thoughts on Montero and Lil Nas X, feelings about Lawrence Chaney and Drag Race UK, and some bathing suit anxiety (because that time is coming!) Also, #GetJoshAVaccine

The end of the pandemic seems so close we could almost lick it off the bar at Trade. Tom and Josh talk about some TV they've been watching and daydream about all the things they'll do once they get the Ol' Fauci Ouchie.

Why does everything have to happen ALL AT ONCE? Josh and Tom are at it again, talking about all the things you didn't know you wanted to hear about. Blockchain? You got it. Transphobic cookies? You betcha. Gay mermaids? Uh-huh. 

What's that sound? No really what is that? Tom and Josh bring on dear friends and funny gays Jake and Michael of Thworp! A Podcast for Big Fans! The gays talk Jojo Siwa, Drag Race, standup in the age of COVID, and everything they miss about the olden times. You know, BC (before COVID)

It's snowing and we want to talk about one thing, and one thing only - BUTTS. I guess we talk about other things, including whether or not Joe Biden erased women, why Michael Che isn't funny, and how exciting the new bisexual style guide is. We also discuss the immeasurable loss due to the passing of queer music icon, Sophie Xeon.

It's been two weeks of 2021 and there's already cannibals and coups. Tom and Josh chat about Armie Hammer's fake DMs, the lack of taste by gays thirsting after alt-right insurrections, and Brie Larson's YouTube. There's more to unpack than Josh's suitcase after a one night stay.

Sis we're tired of this virus! *cough* Tom and Josh discuss the brain trash of the Puerto Vallarta gays. Plus, some thoughts on Slag Wars, and announcing our new Drag Race reviews coming up on Patreon! And, Tom got an alt?

Yes, we're also obsessed with the lesbian Christmas movie. So, we assembled a panel! Tom & Josh talk to friend Cal and Chief National Lesbian Correspondent Laurel about Happiest Season, the magic of Clea DuVall, the hotness of Kristen Stewart, the power of Dan Levy, and JANE. We love Jane. Plus, discussion of Elliot Page, adoration of Miley Cyrus and her wild TikTok comments, and what the heck is going on with the Matthew Morrison hate.

Like any good pandemic participant, Josh and Tom are staying inside and watching television to numb themselves to the horror outside. From Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, to the Queens Gambit, Josh and Tom talk all that's new and noteworthy for your screen. Plus, one of the queers is blonde now - talk about a crisis.

Did gay people exist before Britney created us? Yes! Tom and Josh talk to Erik Wade, a Medieval scholar, about sexuality in the early days, from penitentials to love stories to pictures of butts, and explore how our view of history can change over time. Plus, a little celebration for a Biden victory. Bring your champagne!

Just in case you want to hack us. Tom and Josh talk CYBERSECURITY, something they know nothing about, but still more than our president. Plus, Schitt's Creek, AOC, and weird rumors about the Presidential family that have us... doing a heckin' confuse.

It literally just came out, and we've already binged it. Tom and Josh talk about all of the queer goodness in The Haunting of Bly Manor, plus a little bit about Josh's constipated cat. Two topics of extreme importance.  

Couple advice, anyone? Tom and Josh talk about what they've been doing to keep their relationship spicy and soothed in pandemic times. Plus, Savage X Fenty, and uh... ooh what else... someone shitty got COVID?

Everywhere we turn there is new Miley Cyrus content and we are LIVING. Plus, Orville Peck unmasked (sort of), IKEA trips, and the MAN (ruth) who is reading to your children.

Okay so, there's an election happening? Josh and Tom talk to KC B. Yonce, a local drag performer and activist working with Power the Polls and Drag Out the Vote to get others energized and ready to vote. Also, they're obsessed with Among Us. 

The Queers have their slimy hero and mic-screamer extraordinaire, Desiree Dik on, FINALLY. They talk about "Love, Simon," Twenty-One Pilots (what???) and the amazing and incredible things that Desiree has pulled out of her mind (and body)

Pumpkin Spice is in the air, and we're still stuck at home :) Tom and Josh talk Alex Morse, homemade espresso, private island pandemic parties, and all positive things with no negative thoughts at all!

And, still in the house. So, we took a pandemic break! But we're here for your ears and all that good glitter content. Tom and Josh talk about their pandemic experiences, give a catch up on their lives, and dive into the spectacle that is Canada Drag Race.

Tom and Josh talk through why white people should vocally support #BlackLivesMatter, and what to say.

We're using this podcast for the #BlackLivesMatter movement. They need us right now. Help us get funds, resources, and info to our community as they fight for change.

The queers are still trapped in their homes, but luckily Josh has plenty of friends, like Lamp and Pillow! They discuss the etiquette around nudes on twitter, and some of the queer media they've been binging without anything better to do.

We're doing fine, and writing episode titles like they're Panic at the Disco songs. Tom and Josh talk about what's up, and the only thing that is up is coronavirus. Plus, some RuPaul's Drag Race content, and Josh's personal mental snap.

Amidst the pandemic, we are creating content. It's... the most important thing. After our unintentional break (sorry!) we're here to talk everything that happened since our last episode, including Stupid Love, Drag Race and the dessert who shall not be named, and Tom's cross country trip. Plus, some quarantine humor. 

Check in with DC's bombastic dance personality Sippi ahead of their one-person show, Sippi Day. Tom and Josh talk with Sippi about all things dance, performing, and trade. Plus, All Stars 5 on Showtime, and Tom's new pet snake. 

Tom and Josh are throwing it back to the 70's with Brat Worst, a local drag performer ahead of her BatBall Disco Glampire show. They talk all things disco and drag. Plus, why is everyone trying to make Mike Bloomberg happen? It's not gonna happen.

Tom and Josh catch up on anime and boyfriend plans before diving into the hot issue of the week: HBO Max's Legendary, and Jameela Jamil's coming out. Plus, Phillip Schofield, and that ridiculously sexy photo of John Mulaney. 

The Two Dummy Queers do a round up of their favorite new music from Gaga, Kesha, Dua, Doja, Porter Robinson, and maybe MCR? They also talk about how literally no one is good. All of our heroes are bad. It's cute!

Josh and Tom are feeling a lot of emotion this week, from absolutely LOVING The Circle to absolutely HATING bigots! Join the queers as they talk about the refuge that is reality TV and the nightmare that is actual reality, as well as Bernie Sanders, Joe Rogan, and bad MAL takes.

Watch out girls, this huge bitch is back - our national correspondent and general fag-about-town Garrett calls in to hear all about the queers' first journey to Mid Atlantic Leather, and let us know how she's been doing since leaving D.C. for the incredibly-naked West Coast.

A dream come true (literally), Tom and Josh talk to Ryan La Sala, author of the ultra queer YA Fantasy novel "Reverie," about writing queer fantasy, drag queen supervillians, and creating the stories that no one else will. Plus, so much CATS.

No, we did not watch the Golden Globes. Yes, we have thoughts. Tom and Josh talk the Ricky Gervais monologue, Kate McKinnon's speech about Ellen Degeneres, and also the resurfaced tweets of Slayyyter. Edgar Allen Hoe not included.

The queers come together on New Year's Eve-Eve-Eve to talk about the decade that was, and craft a list of some of their best-of queer moments. From queer music to film and everything in between, this particularly nice episode is the perfect way to wrap up the 2010s and get ready for the roaring 2020s.

This podcast is now a CATS stan podcast. 100% CATS content. From the CGI wonders, to Taylor Swift's majesty, to the horny horny felines. We love it all.

Tom is wrong, but, what's new? Tom and Josh talk baby yoda's noises, hangovers, hallmark, Promising Young Woman, and a bit of vomit. Just a bit!

Yes, yes, Josh has a boyfriend. He's still a monogamous slut! Tom and Josh talk Patricia Highsmith, that crafty lesbian, plus private Instagram meme accounts and the American dream... Or whatever that means

Do you know where your cake is? Tom and Josh talk MacArthur Park, aging, and Thanksgiving as they celebrate Josh's 24th Birthday, and look back at everything they've been thankful for over the year.

It's a good question. Should you pay for porn? The queers talk ethics of a pornographic subscription, plus South Park, the Buttigieg dance, and serial killer Sims

The queers are obsessed with snakes. This is a snake podcast now. We've pivoted. Tom and Josh talk Disney+, Baby Yoda and Star Wars, ARTPOP, Harry Styles, and snoring. All good and exciting things. So good. So things. 

Yes, we're talking about the fleet enema that Charli signed, of course we're talking about that! Also the Popeye's chicken sandwich, Chasten Buttigieg's plane travel, Halloween recaps, and Tom's lack of any memory from his childhood.

After hosting a comedy brunch, Josh and Tom bring back Maddy and Kate, two DC comedians, for banter, manicures, and hot goss.

cw: abuse and sexual assault On a rainy day, the queers talk double eliminations, broken heels, and Frank Ocean's fateful PREP+ party. They're joined by music producer ABSRDST to talk producing for former guest Dorian Electra, prevalent abuse in the music industry, and what it's like to have a viral TikTok song.

This week gave us no rest with gay news! No rest! From the presidential candidates becoming whole, to Big Mouth (a follow-up!), to Ellen and her besties, to the men (still) in our DMs. There's so much to talk about, so much banter, so much pizza.

Get out of our mentions and into our latest episode! Tom and Josh talk Big Mouth, Reply Guys, cats, dogs, grandmas, and other relevant items. No Reply Guys were harmed in the making of this episode. We think.

The queers have survived their third live show, and if you missed it - you missed it! Moving on, they talk about everyone's favorite fruit im(peach)ment, spooky movies, international drag race, and the best season ever - Thotumn. 

Josh had to go hang out over some troubled water, or whatever, so Tom is taking this interview SOLO. Chatting with his favorite flaming, flammable guy, Dorian Electra, the two talk about the life of a modern pop-star, touring, and pie, before their performance in D.C. last week.

And other truths. Tom and Josh chat through Bowen Yang's casting on Saturday Night Live, and the racist new cast member (who shan't be named here). Plus, Sam Smith's pronouns, and a fan question about pronouns in the classroom.

Gandhi was GAY? And other discoveries on this week's episode. Tom and Josh dedicate the episode to Lana, talk drag competitions, and do a new music round-up. But really. Gandhi had a boyfriend. We're not kidding.

Let's face it - you're the tall girl. Tom and Josh talk Netflix's upcoming oh-god-I-need-to-drink-to-watch-this-movie, geek out over Styling Hollywood, and recap Taylor Swift's drag queen loaded VMAs. Plus, drag in the city, life advice for a fan submitted question, and a look at our upcoming live show. Get pumped (or, at least, moderately excited).